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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your Dirty Little Secret. But first eleven days

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Speaker 1: a year are ruined. I don't even actually don't even

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Speaker 1: know what day it is right now because we had

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Speaker 1: Monday off, and every single time there's a Monday off,

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Speaker 1: it ruins the whole week. Yes, I almost forgot to

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Speaker 1: pick my stet up from school. I thought it was

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Speaker 1: his Dad's day. They should always give us Fridays off.

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Speaker 1: Every single person I've talked to you this week, I

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Speaker 1: don't even know if it's been a weekend or half

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Speaker 1: a week or a day, but anybody I've talked to

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Speaker 1: is like, oh, I hate having Monday off. It screws me.

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Speaker 1: Text in four one oh six one do you hate

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Speaker 1: having Mondays off too? We already didn't know what day

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Speaker 1: it was because of COVID and now like this whole

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Speaker 1: Monday holiday. Yeah, it's like, forget about it. I mean

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Speaker 1: for me, I don't think it matters because I don't

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Speaker 1: have many responsibilities, so if it was a Friday or

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Speaker 1: a Monday, it wouldn't really matter. Memorial Day, Labor Day,

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Speaker 1: those are Monday off weekends. I used to always go

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Speaker 1: to the lake and party. Yeah no, don't owe that.

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Speaker 1: It's not because you have to drive back on a Monday.

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Speaker 1: It takes about fifteen hours, and you're sitting there on

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Speaker 1: the freeway and there's someone next to you with their

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Speaker 1: dirty feet hanging out the window. They'd be camping all

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Speaker 1: weekend long. You have to kind of smell their feet.

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Speaker 1: It's in the traffic, and then you get back late

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Speaker 1: and you're drunk and hungover, and they have to show

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Speaker 1: up on a Tuesday thinking it's a Monday, and your

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Speaker 1: whole week is just screwed. I can he. I stopped going.

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Speaker 1: I hit the PTSD and we should do a petition

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Speaker 1: Friday holidays only we should love that idea sign. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Change dot org. Yeah, I changed our organ

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Speaker 1: except we never do that. We say that all the time,

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Speaker 1: but we never do it. I feel like everybody says

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Speaker 1: that and they try to do it, but nobody, like

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Speaker 1: even the people who do it, like it doesn't work.

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Speaker 1: It'll never work. Right now, okay, right now? How many

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Speaker 1: do we need? Like three hundred thousand? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't have three thirty something million. I feel like

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Speaker 1: it's like a low number to get this changed. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why. I don't know. Let's start a petition.

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Speaker 1: I don't know all for it. I'm going to point

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Speaker 1: out this is like the ninth petition we've stopped, and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this. I'll have

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Speaker 1: Christian posted on at the Jewil Show, Instagram, Twitter, all

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Speaker 1: that stuff. We need. Do it, I'll do today. We

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Speaker 1: actually need a president who can really do some change

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Speaker 1: in this country. Every single president talks about the economy

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Speaker 1: and it stays the same, or they talk about how

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Speaker 1: they're gonna fix social issues, not much changes. If we

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Speaker 1: had a president who got up there and was like, look,

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Speaker 1: no more daylight savings time. Also, we're taking Fridays off

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Speaker 1: and not Monday, everybody would vote for that, dude. So

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Speaker 1: we're actually going to do a petition for it. I'll

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Speaker 1: do I'll do it right now. It'll be it'll be

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Speaker 1: ready in the next hour. Well I don't even know

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Speaker 1: what an hour is because Monday off. So I'll look

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Speaker 1: for it. But go to at the Jewel Show and

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Speaker 1: you can find it there. Sign the petition. Let's get

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Speaker 1: some change in this country. Changes it we desperately need. Okay,

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Speaker 1: oh oh yeah, that's right, somebody's still on hold for

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, and it is the dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that. My apology is keeping you waiting. So

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret. Hey guys, all right,

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Speaker 1: so um here's here's kind of what's up. My dear

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Speaker 1: little secret is that I slept with one of my

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Speaker 1: best friend's sisters. Okay, five years ago, three years ago,

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Speaker 1: and last year we occasionally like hook up. He has

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Speaker 1: no idea would I mean, I don't know, I assume,

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Speaker 1: so she doesn't want me to tell him because like

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Speaker 1: I live with my best friend, which is her brother,

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Speaker 1: right like in the same city, and she lives in

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Speaker 1: a different city, and she flies in and you know,

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Speaker 1: to visit him. And then she always comes in like

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Speaker 1: a day earlier, stays a day later, and we meet

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Speaker 1: up at the hotel. That's amazing. That's pretty cool. Actually

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Speaker 1: judge my hair, Yeah, not at all. So that's why

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Speaker 1: it's like one year to one years, three years, five

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Speaker 1: years ago, because she probably doesn't come visit him that often. Right,

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Speaker 1: Oh exactly. I always perk up a little bit because

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Speaker 1: he's like, Yo, my sister's coming into town in two weeks.

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Speaker 1: I'm like two weeks, say yeah, up some times. I

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Speaker 1: was like, why are you so excited that my sister's

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Speaker 1: coming in town? Now? I just think she's gray. What

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Speaker 1: did you guys get married one day? Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, like, I think if we did that,

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Speaker 1: he'd be cool with it because then we'd be brothers.

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Speaker 1: And that. Yeah, if you married his mom, that'd be

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Speaker 1: weird because then you'd be his dad. Oh I like

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Speaker 1: that to say. I mean, I'm thinking about it now.

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Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong on that one. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us. You did a little secret.

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Speaker 1: And I hope his sister comes to town soon. Oh

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Speaker 1: next week, man, he come around the mountain when she comes.

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Speaker 1: I mean I came back again apparently. Yeah, I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: come back if I didn't. Lesson did you Bil? Show

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Speaker 1: on demand