Speaker 1: Hey, you found us.
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Speaker 2: right now, let's get to what you came forward. That's
Speaker 2: a second date.
Speaker 4: Yes, second Date, up date. Occasionally we have return listeners
Speaker 4: friends of the show who come back multiple times to
Speaker 4: this segment for whatever reason.
Speaker 1: I call them people that like punishment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they'll sometimes get nicknames like Matt Many or Rufer.
Speaker 4: Haven't heard from either of those guys in a while, though,
Speaker 4: so hopefully they both found love and Rufer isn't like
Speaker 4: living in a religious compound in the woods or something.
Speaker 1: I can't both be true.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey, Oh yeah, maybe that's what he wants. That's fair,
Speaker 4: that's true. A lot of romance there. The thing is,
Speaker 4: it's rare for us to have a woman come back
Speaker 4: to the show after we failed to get her a date.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because usually the smarter one.
Speaker 4: Women learn their lessons much much quicker than we do.
Speaker 4: But today is different because we have the return of
Speaker 4: someone I'm nicknaming Miss Crustworthy, Julia the pie lead. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, you're.
Speaker 1: The pie woman, who remember? And then she did the
Speaker 1: cakes on the date. First she tried all the pies
Speaker 1: and then she was doing the cakes and it was
Speaker 1: all about piastrians.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll try and explain it less frantically than book did.
Speaker 4: She took a dude to some random house to eat
Speaker 4: homemade pies. There it which is a house with.
Speaker 1: And they sat in the car and they ate the
Speaker 1: whole pie.
Speaker 2: And then he was upset because he realized that she
Speaker 2: had taken somebody on a cake date and done the same.
Speaker 4: Thing with it. We don't have to recap the whole thing.
Speaker 4: We get she's the pilot. I'm upset for a Miss
Speaker 4: crust Worthy.
Speaker 1: And when it comes to pastries, this woman.
Speaker 4: So that ended up not working out, But now she's
Speaker 4: back on the line again with a new guy who is.
Speaker 5: Welcome.
Speaker 4: Welcome back, Miss Crustworthy hy Butterworth.
Speaker 2: I have to know before anything, was there a theme
Speaker 2: to this date?
Speaker 5: No, I mean there was going to be.
Speaker 4: But so it's been a few months since we last
Speaker 4: talked to you. What's happened in that time?
Speaker 5: I've been dating around. I found this wonderful guy. His
Speaker 5: name is Ben Okay, and it's been going.
Speaker 6: So well so far, and it's been got it, yeah,
Speaker 6: tends to find it but sure, Okay, So what's been like?
Speaker 5: He's great, he's really funny, and we went to some
Speaker 5: happy hours. It was really fun.
Speaker 1: You and on multiple dates have been Does he like Pie?
Speaker 5: Yeah? And he's been invited me out with his friends.
Speaker 4: Well, we asked a very important question, is he into Pie?
Speaker 1: That's the old her? He is?
Speaker 4: Okay, it's still her.
Speaker 2: You don't.
Speaker 1: But that's crazy. He brought you out to meet all
Speaker 1: his friends and stuff. Already it sounds like things were
Speaker 1: going like how many dates?
Speaker 5: Hasn't been spend? Two dates?
Speaker 7: Too?
Speaker 5: Happy hours?
Speaker 4: Too happy hours?
Speaker 2: Quick to bring the friends in. But I guess it's
Speaker 2: happy hours, so maybe everybody's there, you know, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: You don't have to be stuck like facing each other.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he was taking pictures and like, I feel
Speaker 5: like if you're taking pictures, that means it's serious pictures
Speaker 5: of what.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like are we talking clothes on or close off.
Speaker 8: Or like no, like with his friends.
Speaker 1: With his friends? Wait, you with his friends?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It was me and a couple of his guy friends.
Speaker 4: That sounds like a big deal.
Speaker 6: Actually is.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I've ever had a girl go take.
Speaker 1: A group photo not being it like you're gonna put everybody.
Speaker 4: In the absolutely exclude people.
Speaker 2: From I'm with Jeff actually on that one. I think
Speaker 2: you can totally say, all right, guys, photo, can you.
Speaker 1: Take this for us?
Speaker 8: You are they?
Speaker 4: No? We totally we're like good friends only best friends
Speaker 4: now number one friend.
Speaker 2: I think a guy taking a photo period is that's
Speaker 2: a good point their friends anyways?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then next morning he's like snapping me from
Speaker 5: the airport.
Speaker 1: Oh did you did you know? He was flying out?
Speaker 1: No going? But that's a good sign, like he's continuing
Speaker 1: this communication.
Speaker 5: It's awesome, I guess so, But like, why wouldn't you
Speaker 5: tell me we only.
Speaker 2: Went on two dates? It's not like you're gonna know
Speaker 2: happy hours. I still mention it, like, by the way
Speaker 2: I'm flying, maybe he's having so much fun asking her questions, getting.
Speaker 4: To know where did you find out where he was
Speaker 4: going the Caribbean?
Speaker 1: And yeah, here two days I know.
Speaker 5: And so he's like snapping me on the beach and
Speaker 5: it's beautiful. And then later that day after that, he
Speaker 5: stops on communication, Like and now I've been texting him
Speaker 5: and sending him pictures or whatever, and he's not answering me.
Speaker 5: It's been two weeks.
Speaker 2: Two weeks week he got busy on his vation. I
Speaker 2: was going to say, yeah, he was on a beach
Speaker 2: on the phone, very dangerous place for you to be
Speaker 2: a lot of water, Say, who knows, I'm.
Speaker 4: Looking up shark attacks in the Caribbean.
Speaker 1: That's kind of weird.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking.
Speaker 5: I hate to think this way, but I'm thinking that
Speaker 5: maybe he met someone on this trip and then he's
Speaker 5: like not texting or he I mean, like you just said,
Speaker 5: did he get eaten by a shark?
Speaker 1: We actually call him and he's in the sharks.
Speaker 5: I'm just confused. It's like if it's not that, I'm
Speaker 5: really confused because I don't normally click with people like that.
Speaker 5: Uh huh, And I feel like he felt the same way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's giving you all the right signs.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think you have every reason and to
Speaker 2: get an explanation from him.
Speaker 4: You were returning the equal amount of like snaps back
Speaker 4: to him. Right, it wasn't all one sided.
Speaker 7: No, not at all.
Speaker 5: It was half and half.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is odd, I trust girl. It's miss Crustworthy Brook.
Speaker 4: Let's say the name right. We're gonna We're gonna do
Speaker 4: right by Miss Crustworthy when we call worthy.
Speaker 2: So that name makes her sound so old.
Speaker 4: Miss Crustworthy. Laugh if you like it, Oh god, laugh,
Speaker 4: I'm taking it. We're gonna come back. We're gonna call
Speaker 4: this guy Ben and figure out what's his deal. Why
Speaker 4: isn't he getting back to you after two whole weeks?
Speaker 5: Thank you? Like help me reach out to him?
Speaker 4: All right, Let's see if he picks up when we
Speaker 4: do your second date update right after this hold on
Speaker 4: second Date update. We have our theories for why Ben
Speaker 4: is in calling back our listener Juliet after he went
Speaker 4: to the Caribbean two weeks ago. Theory number one, baby
Speaker 4: shark in his shark family had a little Ben flavored
Speaker 4: feast right off the coast.
Speaker 3: So I should not last because we know it's likely
Speaker 3: not a shark guy.
Speaker 4: That's my number one. Theory number two, remember one Ben
Speaker 4: dropped his phone in the ocean after too many breakfast
Speaker 4: Marguerite or theory number three. The one Julia is most
Speaker 4: worried about is Ben met another woman while on one
Speaker 4: of the islands there.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you just say, like, I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 3: know we went on a couple of dates. I've met
Speaker 3: someone it was fun.
Speaker 8: Like.
Speaker 1: It feels bad for Julia to root for shark in
Speaker 1: this one.
Speaker 4: I think we're all praying for because nobody wants number three.
Speaker 7: Yeah right, Julia, I definitely don't want to be rooting
Speaker 7: for sharks, but I kind of am.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I will say getting eaten by a shark is
Speaker 4: like the coolest.
Speaker 1: We maybe took his phone and.
Speaker 4: Text back, yeah it is rude built in or he
Speaker 4: doesn't need Let's at least dial Ben's phone and see
Speaker 4: if somebody, a water creature or Ben himself picks up.
Speaker 4: We're gonna get to the bottom, We're gonna find out.
Speaker 4: Here we go, and we just dropped another five podcast,
Speaker 4: but we went Okay, here we go.
Speaker 8: Hello.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a man.
Speaker 4: Is this Ben?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Who's this? We're Uh we're a radio show. Hi, good morning.
Speaker 4: We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Uh huh looking for recommendations on the Caribbean. No, anybody
Speaker 1: that was smooth.
Speaker 3: He's still confused.
Speaker 8: What is it like, did I win like a concert
Speaker 8: or something?
Speaker 4: No, we haven't done something like that in a long time.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: We're we're doing a segment here called a second Date
Speaker 4: Update where we're trying to help one of our listeners
Speaker 4: get in touch with you because you two hung out
Speaker 4: a while ago and apparently had a really good time together.
Speaker 4: Her name is Julia. Oh uh, remember you guys went
Speaker 4: to like.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yes, no, I know, I know.
Speaker 6: No, okay, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently you guys went to a couple of happy
Speaker 2: hours and yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, we had a we had a really good time.
Speaker 8: I've just been out of town, so I.
Speaker 1: Still Caribbean, right, Yeah? She said you were snapping her, so.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yes, yeah, no, I've been in the Caribbean, but
Speaker 8: I'm back.
Speaker 4: So I was gonna say hard to leave.
Speaker 1: I bet I'm not busy trying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder you don't sound very relaxed right now,
Speaker 4: So that's okay, makes sense.
Speaker 2: Why are you getting back to her, that's just you know,
Speaker 2: it sounds like you kind of dropped off.
Speaker 8: No, I'm gonna I'm gonna reach out to her. I've
Speaker 8: just you know, it's just been crazy, Like my life
Speaker 8: has just been crazy, like.
Speaker 3: The beaded dreads on the beach, and I like kind
Speaker 3: of like embarrassed, and she's gonna see him look really cool.
Speaker 8: Yeah that's it. Yeah, I have corn rows.
Speaker 2: Now, now, what's been so crazy?
Speaker 8: Well, I just you know, like I've just been busy
Speaker 8: traveling to and from and like it's been really busy.
Speaker 8: I just like, yeah, everything just you.
Speaker 6: Know, Julia.
Speaker 4: Julia mentioned that you had a lot going on in
Speaker 4: your life even when you two were hanging out, that
Speaker 4: you had to like squeeze in happy hour stuff. But
Speaker 4: it sounds like you're saying you are still interested. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well that's good because she like when we talked to her,
Speaker 4: she was worried that it was just like a one
Speaker 4: or two night thing.
Speaker 2: But I have a hot tip if you're interested in
Speaker 2: a girl, maybe text her, yeah within two weeks, since.
Speaker 1: She's gonna fall off.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know what, You're right, I should have please you.
Speaker 8: You guys have a contact or whatever, right, or she
Speaker 8: got in contact with you. You just tell her that
Speaker 8: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Tell her honestly, you can do this.
Speaker 7: I thought you met somebody else, because like two weeks
Speaker 7: is a long talent.
Speaker 4: So we didn't tell you that Julia has been listening
Speaker 4: to this conversation. So yeah, there you go. You can
Speaker 4: say sorry yourself directly to her.
Speaker 8: Oh hey, hi, all right, Uh I don't I'm sorry.
Speaker 8: I don't really, I don't know what to say this
Speaker 8: little I don't.
Speaker 5: Know, did you meet somebody?
Speaker 8: No, I didn't meet anyone new. I'm just I've just
Speaker 8: been like busy, you know.
Speaker 7: It's just good to hear you from I'm just like
Speaker 7: it's been way too long I haven't heard from you,
Speaker 7: and I'm just like so relieved now because like I
Speaker 7: felt like this instant chemistry and I don't normally feel
Speaker 7: that with everyone.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, I mean I genuinely don't either. I'm just like,
Speaker 8: I know everybody always says this, but like I've just
Speaker 8: been caught up and it's not so busy and distracted,
Speaker 8: but like I absolute like I do want to hang out.
Speaker 4: Well, this is this is awesome, like, this is this
Speaker 4: is way easier than these normally go because we will
Speaker 4: actually pay for your guys's next date if you both
Speaker 4: officially give us the yes.
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, I'm totally excited. Awesome, But just quick, what
Speaker 8: I Julia like, I am technically married, So I just
Speaker 8: I hope that's whatever?
Speaker 4: Wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 8: Did you say married when yeah, I'm technically married.
Speaker 1: What is technically mean? You're either married or you're not married?
Speaker 4: I'm just what you gotta wait? You got to explain
Speaker 4: to us crazy honeymoon? Did you get married there?
Speaker 8: No? No, no, no, nothing crazy like that. It was
Speaker 8: our like five year anniversary.
Speaker 2: Hold up, are you in like an open relationship? Does
Speaker 2: your wife know this stuff?
Speaker 8: Well not, I mean not technically no, Like I don't know.
Speaker 8: Everybody's doing this nowadays.
Speaker 1: No, that's cheating. That's cheating. You're doing is cheating.
Speaker 4: Bro, did you not hear everybody is doing this now?
Speaker 4: He's one of the cool marriage photos of her with
Speaker 4: his friends. Yeah, we heard that. Then you and your
Speaker 4: friends got together and you were taking pictures with Julie.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't do that, yeah, but then you would just
Speaker 1: claim that.
Speaker 2: It's your buddy's wife or girlfriend or whatever, because it's
Speaker 2: he wasn't in the picture with her.
Speaker 8: My wife doesn't know.
Speaker 1: I was like totally angry right now.
Speaker 5: I mean, then I can't believe you different to me.
Speaker 5: You just told me this right away.
Speaker 8: Well, I know, it's just like kind of an uncomfortable
Speaker 8: thing to bring.
Speaker 5: Up front, but your right away.
Speaker 4: It's a fair a couple of things to bring up front.
Speaker 8: They can laugh while they want, but like the weird
Speaker 8: thing to bring up, and so it's better to do
Speaker 8: it a little down the road, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does soften the blow just a little.
Speaker 7: Bit terrible And this is not going to work.
Speaker 8: Well, hold on, hold on, how about we just go
Speaker 8: out once and then you decide after no, you can't.
Speaker 1: You you have to tell his wife. You have to out,
Speaker 1: you have to let her know. You got to find her.
Speaker 1: Sho'll listen to this.
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, no, that's already happened. It's fine, Like it's
Speaker 8: happened a couple of times where like girls will contact
Speaker 8: her or whatever. She always believes me because it's fine.
Speaker 1: That is the grossest response.
Speaker 4: Well, that's a woman that's willing to believe whatever her
Speaker 4: man says, and that's something that's rare in this world.
Speaker 5: Ye, not rare.
Speaker 4: I didn't say it was a good thing. I'm just
Speaker 4: saying it's rare.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, I have seen things like this where people just
Speaker 3: don't care ros do it openly.
Speaker 4: According to Ben, a lot of married couples are doing
Speaker 4: this and it's the new norm.
Speaker 3: But not do we feel bad, Jeff, because like we're
Speaker 3: involved now, Like I don't want to.
Speaker 4: Say solicit cheating.
Speaker 1: We're not. We're not asking them to go on a
Speaker 1: date now that we know he's.
Speaker 4: We already asked, and they already both said.
Speaker 1: Yes, take backs job.
Speaker 2: We're not giving you a gift card, Ben, you deserve
Speaker 2: a gift card.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're giving it to your wife.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Actually like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's going to take him to dinner.
Speaker 8: Guys, are.
Speaker 4: He's gonna feel guilty the whole time? Poor Julia, Julia,
Speaker 4: you doing okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna be fine.
Speaker 5: I just gotta keep dating.
Speaker 3: This is an easy answer, right, Like he's married is
Speaker 3: a very thing to walk away from.
Speaker 1: Can you believe?
Speaker 2: Now you have to ask dudes before you go on
Speaker 2: a date with him if they're married, Like what a
Speaker 2: ridiculous question.
Speaker 3: You have to ask do you have a girlfriend, and
Speaker 3: then have a follow up do you also.
Speaker 1: Have a wife?
Speaker 5: What do you think?
Speaker 8: Guys, they're not going to tell you the first time.
Speaker 4: Wait, that's fair, that's good advice. Actually, yes, Ben sucks. Ben, Ben,
Speaker 4: I gotta say you are the most upstanding sucky person
Speaker 4: that we've ever hand on the show. He gave some
Speaker 4: good advice. Don't believe men advice. I hope no one
Speaker 4: learned anything. I certainly didn't. Looking Jeffrey in the morning, Okay, Wow,
Speaker 4: big emotional response in the studio from that one, for sure.
Speaker 1: How did you not have an emotional response to that?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 4: The guy kept insisting it's more normal now for married
Speaker 4: people to date outside of their relationships.
Speaker 6: So what a cheater?
Speaker 1: Says jeff His wife doesn't even know that he's doing it,
Speaker 1: like it's yeah, sure different if they had an agreement
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 4: I have to look it up though, to see if
Speaker 4: he was right. And according to a twenty twenty three study,
Speaker 4: marriage infidelity rates are on the rise, okay, and the
Speaker 4: percentage of married people who cheat right now is somewhere
Speaker 4: between seventy one percent and eleven percent and eleven Jeff
Speaker 4: science has to leave a little bit of margin of
Speaker 4: air there.
Speaker 1: But he's the dumbest study, really good website.
Speaker 2: We don't know even if the science came back and
Speaker 2: prove it, that means he was doing the right.
Speaker 4: Thing, or that he's just part of the status quo.
Speaker 4: The thing is, we do know. Each person who answered yes,
Speaker 4: they are cheating said it's cool. Everybody's doing it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's the new nineteen eighties marijuana. It's cool, man, everybody's
Speaker 4: doing it.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 4: So at the end, I guess he's still a bad guy.
Speaker 4: But I guess I don't want to offend seventy one
Speaker 4: to eleven percent of the population. Bro, I'm not sure
Speaker 4: where people lie. Some cheatering just texted in, Oh great,
Speaker 4: we lost the cheating demo, darning. I am an upstanding
Speaker 4: cheating but text in to seven eighty five nine to two,
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Speaker 5: It was great.
Speaker 4: And if you need help with your dating life, married
Speaker 4: or single, we'll try and help you out. We'll call
Speaker 4: that person hopefully single. We'll call that person who's not
Speaker 4: calling you back