WEBVTT - PUSScatarian w/ Sherry Cola

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<v Speaker 1>This is the best message you've ever been sent. Emmer

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<v Speaker 1>and I are running for president. It's the Amber and

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<v Speaker 1>Lacey Lacy and ambush you.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit.

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<v Speaker 1>You're probably wondering why both of us are going to

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<v Speaker 1>run for president because I can't be president on the weekends.

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<v Speaker 1>We gotta split this up. Yeah, I'll take the weekends. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're sick. I'm only Monday Tuesday. I'm only going to

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<v Speaker 1>be president Monday and Tuesday. And we've talked about this before.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there really should be presidential teams. I'm talking.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm working with some people on it. Yeah, one person.

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<v Speaker 1>I do think one person is too much.

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<v Speaker 3>One person is too much.

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<v Speaker 1>You end up going great after the first six months.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't go gray. No, I'm not doing it, although

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<v Speaker 1>I am going great. And I'm so sorry you, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry everybody has to find out like this. It's God.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only gonna do Monday Tuesday. Sorry, got things I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta do. Hey, gosh, this is really hard. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>there should only be yes or no questions. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>just stamped the paper they give it to you. No, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>leave the presidency to us. By everyone else. World, peas

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<v Speaker 1>and sisters are on the case, free ice cream for everybody. Yeah, yes, Sam, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of stuff right there. Just know in general? Yeah, kids, No,

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<v Speaker 1>what's no thanks. Welcome to the Amber and Lacey Lacy

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<v Speaker 1>and Amber Show. I'm Amber Mildred Ruffin and I am

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<v Speaker 1>Lacey Lamar. I was gonna say my middle name, but

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<v Speaker 1>I decided not to. You don't want people to know

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<v Speaker 1>your middle name. No, it's chrysanthemum. It is chrys anthemum.

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<v Speaker 1>It is not. But guys, we are coming to you

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<v Speaker 1>live today. So you may think, oh, yeah, I'm listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this. You know I downloaded it or you know

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<v Speaker 1>it is just straight off etn' it. It's like you're

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<v Speaker 1>now one live. We're going live, no breaks. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff has happened, guys, it's a lot. What's a lot?

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<v Speaker 1>You're just making stuff up? I just mean the puffy stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But I know when, but what when people who have

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<v Speaker 1>assaulted women face consequences fills me with a joy that

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<v Speaker 1>is undeniable. Been waking up the past few days, just

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<v Speaker 1>smile on my face, having a great time. Now is

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<v Speaker 1>what happened? The super sad ish shit I've ever fucking

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<v Speaker 1>heard of my life. Yes, and that's why this is

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<v Speaker 1>such a relief, because it seems like there's consequences, and listener,

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<v Speaker 1>I love consequences. Now do I love the prison system? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Do we have a lot of other problems. Yes, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not what this moment is about. This moment is about consequences.

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<v Speaker 1>God love them. I'm all for it. Uh, Lacy, you've

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<v Speaker 1>been to jail. Do you want to talk about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Was under another name? I escaped and started a new life.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for bringing it up. Now they're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a thought for me. Oh no, Now you gotta start

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<v Speaker 1>a new life. Not gonna change my identity again by

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<v Speaker 1>everybody gonna go, oh no, it's them burn Hill Dago Show.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a great name. It's a great name. I

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<v Speaker 1>want you to consider it. Okay, I am this is

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm gonna say about this. I am so shocked

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<v Speaker 1>that he did not escape and go somewhere. He a fool,

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<v Speaker 1>You are fool. He tried to make bail. They've now

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<v Speaker 1>denied it twice. Did you think they were going you're black,

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<v Speaker 1>You're not getting nowhere.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>You can se eighty million dollars. They're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>do it. They're not gonna do it the second that

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<v Speaker 1>video came out. He should have just gone. And I don't. Look.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying I want him to go. I want

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<v Speaker 1>him to face consequences and stay in jail, but he

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<v Speaker 1>I'm shocked that this man didn't not run away. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't run away, and neither should you. Stay tuned

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<v Speaker 1>from Worthy, they say today's guest is Sherry Kola, who

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a huge fan of. I love her so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking loved joy Ride, fucking great show. Let's meet her

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<v Speaker 1>in one minute. Okay, we'll be right back. I love

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<v Speaker 1>you all.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, I'm lazy. You are goddesses that have blessed us consistently. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and we thank you, thank you. And I'm just like

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<v Speaker 3>this because it's my wedding day.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. I am as your best man. Oh I

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<v Speaker 1>am ready. I have the ring in my pocket. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>the ring?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank god. Have you seen those nightmarish videos where the

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<v Speaker 3>best man is about to deliver the ring in the

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<v Speaker 3>most important moment ever and he slips and pushes the

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<v Speaker 3>bride into a pool?

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<v Speaker 1>What? I don't think? I have, no, because that sounds

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<v Speaker 1>great to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Those kind of videos make my nipples hard.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you know, for excitement, Ei like Amber, we got

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<v Speaker 1>to step this up next, next podcast, ike in.

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<v Speaker 3>You know you are stuning you like.

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<v Speaker 1>We just granted you a wish?

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<v Speaker 3>How can I tell you more? You are gorgeous and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm very lucky.

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<v Speaker 1>A small singing in a song, song and a song. Yeah, yes, Rita.

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<v Speaker 3>And Lacy, what a pleasure that you graced me with

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<v Speaker 3>your presence and your essence is a song of a

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<v Speaker 3>shampoo commercial.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe you now. I didn't believe you then, I

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<v Speaker 1>believe you now. I'm waiting for this sing.

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<v Speaker 3>Them too much, too soon?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, dang, that's a good song. Sorry everybody, Hey, everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>we are here with pop star Sherry Cola. She yoused

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<v Speaker 1>to do stand up and star in movies like joy

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<v Speaker 1>Ride and Fucking Now we've discovered her true talent. Yepes

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<v Speaker 1>freestyle famously.

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<v Speaker 3>Run or Run Runner Runner runner up of American Idol

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<v Speaker 3>Season fourteen. So they cut me out.

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<v Speaker 1>Right because people were like, whoa, I'm so jealous.

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<v Speaker 3>Of her because of the falsettos I could hit. It

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<v Speaker 3>was too too much for network television, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you watch the uncut on cable, you'll see

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<v Speaker 1>her in there, and and you came there looking better

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<v Speaker 1>than everybody else that came there looking like everybody's afters,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know American idol, they come, they'd look a

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<v Speaker 1>little rough and then they fix them up at the

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<v Speaker 1>final You came in there like you, like you made.

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<v Speaker 3>I walked in as the final product, you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying, as the fully evolved Pokemon. And they thought

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<v Speaker 3>she's she's dropped dead to every bone.

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<v Speaker 1>You were too much.

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<v Speaker 3>She is bisexual, Oh my god, superpower and she can sing.

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<v Speaker 1>She's mewtwo? Is that the most involved? Is mew two?

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<v Speaker 1>The fault version?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it's guff.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait but everyone what Okay, I can already see let

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<v Speaker 1>me let me backtrack. We will never be on track

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<v Speaker 1>this entire podcast. So now, fans of the little structure

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast had, I'm sorry, but if you didn't like

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<v Speaker 1>the structure, you'll double enjoy this episode. Back to now,

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<v Speaker 1>what Pokemon are you? Lacey? Do you know enough about

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<v Speaker 1>Pokemon to choose your own Pokemon? I'm Jigglypuff. And I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say that because she said it. I said it

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<v Speaker 1>because I that was the first Pokemon that I had

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<v Speaker 1>ever learned of, Because it puts people to sleep. Correct. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So when I worked at my little bad non pas

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't say that the girls home, and the girls were

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<v Speaker 1>really really bad, and they would be like, some of

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<v Speaker 1>them would come up to you and cuss you out.

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<v Speaker 1>I would just do this while they were cussing me out,

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<v Speaker 1>and it would make a mad that was my puff,

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<v Speaker 1>and they would be like, I remember one girl yelling

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<v Speaker 1>and he going not working.

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<v Speaker 3>A joke, that's funny. It's getting witchcraft definite nor relaxed

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<v Speaker 3>rising is what I identify, because one puts people to sleep,

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<v Speaker 3>the all the ones sleeps, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Get you a girl who can do both.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I would have to be mister Mime because

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<v Speaker 1>it's arguably the dumbest one. What is that one? You

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<v Speaker 1>have to tell me? Girl? Mister mime, if I'm not mistaken,

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<v Speaker 1>is like a dude with you know, white gloves and

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<v Speaker 1>I believe, like a purple jacket and like clown hair,

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<v Speaker 1>and he just mimes and that's it. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>he has a power. I think he's just hugging out

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<v Speaker 1>there enjoying himself. I fucking love that guy. Like you

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<v Speaker 1>you open up your little ball. He pops out. He's

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<v Speaker 1>up against Squirtle, he's up against the fire guy. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>what can he do? He can move stuff with his mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's cute.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait is it mister mind ma or mister mind du mister?

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<v Speaker 3>And then that's false advertising it is if he can

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<v Speaker 3>move stuff with his mind, he's a liar.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, not us finding a loophole.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's try to cancel Pokemon Stely dragging, ashketch a, Missi

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<v Speaker 3>and Rock. Okay, Amber Lacy, very important question. Kill fuck Mary,

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<v Speaker 3>Ash Missy.

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<v Speaker 1>Or the Misty. Okay, Okay, I'm gonna go first. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know any of these people. He's ready, I'm sucking

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<v Speaker 1>them all. Come on to suck them all.

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<v Speaker 3>Pogamon and that's my final answer. Okaysh ad for Pokemon today,

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<v Speaker 3>Good job.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Who knew that this is where we would end up?

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<v Speaker 1>But I do we Now you might know Pokemon because

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<v Speaker 1>you a child, but we know Pokemon because our nieces

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<v Speaker 1>and nephews are of Pokemon age. So the TV would

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<v Speaker 1>just always have Pokemon on it everywhere we were.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm pretty sure we're close to being the same

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<v Speaker 3>US Census bracket for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Say your age, say age, say you age. Never already

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<v Speaker 1>googled it. I am ten years old old.

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<v Speaker 3>They need a lie everything intet.

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<v Speaker 1>Ten years older than you. I'm thirty years old. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just fifteen years older than you. Give it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, my chaperone is sitting right here in front of

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<v Speaker 3>the chaperone. I have to say, I fucking hate when

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<v Speaker 3>articles put our ages in the parentheses.

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<v Speaker 1>What does it have to do with anything?

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<v Speaker 3>You might as well put the circumference of my nipples?

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<v Speaker 3>Like why is it so much information? Like just tell

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<v Speaker 3>everyone I lost my virginity in the part of a

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<v Speaker 3>jack in the box. Like why information necessary?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need it? Or like take a liberty take

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<v Speaker 1>a senior citizen amber reference like that that's something. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking.

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<v Speaker 3>Jerry atriate comedian Jerry Cola, Like let's really double down.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what I love. Yeah, you know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>says Lacy Lamar. That's what I want. Thank you, l Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>to say the least. Guys, we have already changed Pokemon

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<v Speaker 1>forever because we're right, and now we'll change the way

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<v Speaker 1>people report. It is odd that they flute our ages.

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't make any sense.

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<v Speaker 3>What like just call my ex out by name, like

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<v Speaker 3>why don't you.

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<v Speaker 1>Even no one liked him?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, where are you now?

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<v Speaker 1>That's at least something like. I don't find myself caring

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<v Speaker 1>how old anyone is unless I have to make references

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<v Speaker 1>with them. But I do care who you dated? Like

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<v Speaker 1>that fun who wasn't? Were they? Did you kiss them

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<v Speaker 1>with the open mouth? Father?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Yeah, songe action e lingua l.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do it. I mean I have to know

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<v Speaker 1>who dated who, why and for how long. There are

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of great things you can find out about

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<v Speaker 1>a person. One they gay, period two or queer. Two

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<v Speaker 1>they can sing God, and they dated someone. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>those are the best things you can find out about

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<v Speaker 1>each other. You dated Cheryl, She's crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>How did you do it now? Cheryl Cola gets around? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Cheryl Cola.

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<v Speaker 1>Your ex wife, Cheryl Cola.

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<v Speaker 3>We had to break up because our names were the same.

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<v Speaker 3>Stupid too much And on my wedding day, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm turning a new leave.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>This is outrageous from the jump, and I'm upset. I

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<v Speaker 3>never want to say goodbye.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to do exactly what you're doing except mean

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<v Speaker 1>it a little bit. I want to get a really

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<v Speaker 1>nice white outfit and then tell people it's my wedding day,

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<v Speaker 1>but then never never copped it being a bit ever.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, that's so funny. I feel like you could wear

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<v Speaker 3>like a nice white outfit and just get away with

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<v Speaker 3>shit if you say I'm late for my wedding. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>late for my wedding. Just everyone just cut the line

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<v Speaker 3>at Starbucks, I'm late for my wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations. You know they'd be like, you're wearing a suit,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're marrying a woman, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, conversation then you're over there, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to have this conversation. Actually, now here's

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<v Speaker 1>how we met.

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<v Speaker 3>You were eating a breed.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't not all that was a song.

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<v Speaker 3>By this artist named Hoku. When we met you were

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<v Speaker 3>eating a breed, very specific lyrics.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wonder that really happened to that person, because you

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<v Speaker 1>don't just throw that in there. That's a true story.

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<v Speaker 3>That is based on a true story.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a true story. Some songs, you can tell they

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<v Speaker 1>put too much detail. It's true, Lacy, how far away

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<v Speaker 1>are you from your microphone? Oh no, well I was

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<v Speaker 1>told I really loud, So now I guess I got.

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<v Speaker 3>That silence you, lady, Let them silence you. You that

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<v Speaker 3>microphone to the esophagus. You get that deep in there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I will go call an oscopy with my microphone before

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<v Speaker 3>they turn my volume down. I won't treat that microphone

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<v Speaker 3>like a skewer and me a lambka bob before I shut.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not think that was where you were going

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<v Speaker 1>with it. But I'm glad that usual nice?

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't it? The visual nice?

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta admit.

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<v Speaker 3>Obsessed delicious? Lamb? No, seriously, where is Yusef? I can't mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Him up at the altar By the end of this.

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<v Speaker 3>My first boyfriend, Yusef. That's it. That's That's the.

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<v Speaker 1>Tweet that should be a bit on the show? Is

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<v Speaker 1>we all tweet something that makes no sense? Another thing,

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<v Speaker 1>my first boyfriend, Jason, This is what I thought of

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<v Speaker 1>when you said lamb kebab. Can you remember I was

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<v Speaker 1>talking about this with my friend the other day. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you remember when you realized that what you were eating meat,

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<v Speaker 1>the meat you're eating used to be an animal. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you remember that? I can remember the exact time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's so fucked up. When was that done?

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<v Speaker 1>We were eating chicken and I went, wait, so this

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<v Speaker 1>is a drumstick and this is chicken. Is this the

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<v Speaker 1>leg of a chicken and how he walks? And Mom

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<v Speaker 1>and Dad laughed themselves sick.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's how you knew you had a career in comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Think about it often. I gotta be honest, because I

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<v Speaker 3>grew up eating everything from a chicken feet to peigans estine, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>everything in between. And I still dabble in those arts,

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<v Speaker 3>and there is guilt sometimes, but I just grew up

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<v Speaker 3>eating so much meat and and you know, from the

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<v Speaker 3>lamb kebabs uh to the cam look of love cobs.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm saying. I eat it all. But

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<v Speaker 3>what's your story? Are you two eater of alls?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep? I'll eat anything now, I will eat That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I told Amber anything we're on we crashed into andyes,

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<v Speaker 1>Ambers the first to go. She's going to rob anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to please help me.

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<v Speaker 3>She's first to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll keep anything.

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<v Speaker 3>So my girlfriend, the love of my life. Currently, I

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<v Speaker 3>already forgot about Yusuf valadet bisexuality. My girlfriend does not

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<v Speaker 3>eat red meat. And at first I thought it was

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be a deal breaker, like red flag, you know

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm saying, But turns out I still love the woman. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and and you know she she was pescataria, but now

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<v Speaker 3>she started to eat chicken. I'm slowly micro might have

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<v Speaker 3>Micro you are you're getting the meat. Micro does a

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<v Speaker 3>long Listen as long as she's a puskatarian. If you

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<v Speaker 3>know what I'm saying, did that merch.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's all that Matterstarian is Chris. Definitely a shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>It's definitely a shirt. I'm definitely ordering.

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<v Speaker 3>A koozy or a key chain at the least acterion.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing wrong with that. I like it. Okay, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>now ready to go. I might I might order the

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<v Speaker 1>three of us shirts. That's a Puskatarian. I might be

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<v Speaker 1>one of the more.

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<v Speaker 3>Normal under my tree in December. That will not be that.

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<v Speaker 1>Lacy.

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<v Speaker 3>We had the to sing scale.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so it was scam like Lacey's special ring for

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<v Speaker 1>scam likely and the song she sings to go with

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<v Speaker 1>it is so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>It is scam likely. That's really scam. When our album

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<v Speaker 2>comes off exactly ridiculous songs.

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<v Speaker 3>I kind of love the three of us just going

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<v Speaker 3>on score together a cappella.

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<v Speaker 1>Style, unsatisfied audiences all over.

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<v Speaker 3>But here's the here's the twist. My loves no audience.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's how it should be.

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<v Speaker 3>That's has that ever been done?

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<v Speaker 1>No, we're in Detroit where precisely none of your business.

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<v Speaker 3>No witnesses, not let anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>But we'll be singing from seven to eight, and then

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<v Speaker 1>again from ten to eleven.

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<v Speaker 3>Seven we'll get a trio acapella. Mattinee. Okay, I'm all

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<v Speaker 3>for it. I am all for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Cherry, you said something earlier that I need to know

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<v Speaker 1>the answer to. Now I don't know how to ask this,

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<v Speaker 1>but just earlier you said you grew up eating pig intestines,

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<v Speaker 1>and I am forced to ask, what do you call it?

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<v Speaker 1>Big intestines? What do you call that? What do you

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<v Speaker 1>call it?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, listen, I also, in my adult life love to

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<v Speaker 3>eat ass It's a lifelong training. I mean, we really

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<v Speaker 3>went there. So in Shanghai, knees. If you're talking literal language,

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<v Speaker 3>it's which literally means large intestine. So we're not even

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<v Speaker 3>you know, giving the pig the respect. It's just in general,

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<v Speaker 3>uh or some which is pig contested. Is that what

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<v Speaker 3>you meant?

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly what I meant, because we call it chins.

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<v Speaker 3>I am familiar with chitlins. I am familiar with chitlins.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh love obsessed?

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<v Speaker 1>Do they taste the same? Have you tasted? Why did we?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did we think we're the only people to eat that?

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<v Speaker 1>Like in your hand, You're like, no one else has

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<v Speaker 1>e We I ain't needing that ship. People.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's the thing. Even though we are all living our

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<v Speaker 3>best lives and you know, chiseled to the gods, I

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<v Speaker 3>know that we we didn't grow up rich, you know

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm saying. So it was like I was eating

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<v Speaker 3>like porridge, uh, preserved duck egg, which is that black

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<v Speaker 3>like yeah, for adjacents, which is so delicious in my opinion,

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<v Speaker 3>Like this is I'm drooling right now. But it was

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<v Speaker 3>the the insides of the animal that I think we're

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<v Speaker 3>maybe cheaper, I'm not really sure, but or maybe it's

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<v Speaker 3>just us not wanting anything to go to waste, like

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<v Speaker 3>the inside of a chicken as well. Chickens also have

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<v Speaker 3>intestines that are edible, Like, I mean, I've just had

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<v Speaker 3>it all, you know, a duck tongue. Tongue I'm talking

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<v Speaker 3>sharing no ride with the jaw slash beak attacked.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't now that sounds delicious?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? I actually had to take the two of you

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<v Speaker 3>out on an authentic Chinese feast because we'll be surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>When you said duck egg, I was interested. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to say, I've seen those black duck eggs in the thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I can't it looks like it tastes good,

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<v Speaker 1>it looks right.

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<v Speaker 3>It's delicious. Uh, it's well, okay. We just have to

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<v Speaker 3>be in touch and further explore the cuisine together, because

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<v Speaker 3>it's hard to say. That's why it's always so offensive

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<v Speaker 3>when those foods are on fear factor, for example, because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, girl that was on the breakfast table.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's not right, that's not right.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>One time I went to Australia to shoot a video

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<v Speaker 1>for Like Tourism Australia. Man, we were supposed to go

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<v Speaker 1>to a break You can't be telling us what the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck to do? We need so find out what happened

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<v Speaker 1>when I went to Australia. After this break, Welcome back

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<v Speaker 1>to the Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show. Our

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<v Speaker 1>guest today is Sherry Kola And oh, here's what happened

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<v Speaker 1>in Australia. So I went to Australia for Like the

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<v Speaker 1>Tourism Board of Australia and they were like, they were like,

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<v Speaker 1>will you go to this five star restaurant? This guy

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<v Speaker 1>probably had a Michelin star. I don't know. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care because I hate all food. I hate

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<v Speaker 1>all food. I eat like twelve things. I'm the worst

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<v Speaker 1>eater you've ever met, any child Canary. It's really bad.

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<v Speaker 1>So I tell them this.

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<v Speaker 3>I I think I saw your name on the list

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<v Speaker 3>of a variety is worst eaters you've ever met.

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<v Speaker 1>That's called the Amber List. That's how bad. So this

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<v Speaker 1>man made all this food. Each thing tastes worse than

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<v Speaker 1>the last. And I'm telling this to him to his

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<v Speaker 1>face because he knows what's what it is. And then

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<v Speaker 1>it's also very funny. And then he makes vegemite. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the Australian one?

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<v Speaker 3>Ye? Yeah, customers, man, the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you do? Why would you give this to me?

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<v Speaker 1>This is terrible? And that was my first hate crime.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, oh my god, I was literally good to say

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<v Speaker 3>it's a hate crime. I was literally so I like

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<v Speaker 3>I said, I famously eat everything. And when I had vegamite,

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<v Speaker 3>I was shot at. How I wasn't immediately turned on.

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<v Speaker 3>It was greasier than I expected it was. I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's because they put it on toast, so it tricks

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<v Speaker 3>you because of the color. You think it's like Natella.

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<v Speaker 3>You think it might be sweets. I'm still not sure

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<v Speaker 3>what it is, but I am willing to give it

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<v Speaker 3>another try. They do it differently down on there. They

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<v Speaker 3>definitely do.

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<v Speaker 1>You are you might be the world's best eater. If

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<v Speaker 1>that hits your lips and you said, maybe one more child,

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<v Speaker 1>you are the world's best eater. Hit me, baby.

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<v Speaker 3>About to say that too? Are? We were we separated,

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<v Speaker 3>we were at birth, were right?

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<v Speaker 1>Baby?

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<v Speaker 3>On't eat that, you know. I have to say I

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<v Speaker 3>am singing better than usual this morning, which is weird

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm actually not. You said that good when it

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<v Speaker 3>comes to you know, the the octaves. But I am

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<v Speaker 3>chilling it.

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<v Speaker 1>You have because you're starting way down in the basement

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<v Speaker 1>and we've heard you get up to the top floor

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<v Speaker 1>already of a.

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<v Speaker 3>Five story building, straddling the chimney. Okay, I have a question.

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<v Speaker 1>Get off the chimney, don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Jimmy Stanta.

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<v Speaker 1>Chimney.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's my question. Yes, here's my question. What are we

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<v Speaker 3>actually supposed to talk about today?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for asking. Uh. This is the part of

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<v Speaker 1>the show where we are oh, where we slide into

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<v Speaker 1>Lacey's dms. Hey, everyone, oh, it's time for a segment

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<v Speaker 1>called please slide out of Lacey's d These are dms

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<v Speaker 1>from real men with mothers probably uh, who have failed

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<v Speaker 1>to give it. Probably not. And these men, real men,

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<v Speaker 1>have sent dms, real dams to Lacey Lamar, a real

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<v Speaker 1>human being. Lace. Okay, this first one, I we were talking,

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<v Speaker 1>we were chit chatting, you know, hi, how are you

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<v Speaker 1>what you know? And then listen, Cherry, it don't even

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<v Speaker 1>get that far. Normally is straight with the nonsense. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So it had been like a few back and forth okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, you know, tell me a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>about yourself and this will sends this. I am a

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<v Speaker 1>combination of Bugs Bunny and Beaver Cleaver. I'm serious. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, Bugs Bunny had to be a male because

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<v Speaker 1>he sailed with Christopher Columbus, my favorite episode, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>straight up dude's work. Lacey set up Amber Lacy. No wait,

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<v Speaker 1>christ I'm not giving this christ he lost me. Christopher Columbus,

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<v Speaker 1>that's an episode of Bunny. Now he's on the boat

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<v Speaker 1>with Christopher Columbus. Okay, Amber, and that's why you should

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<v Speaker 1>give him one kiss on the mouth, Lacy. I don't

0:29:15.080 --> 0:29:16.040
<v Speaker 1>think this is that bad.

0:29:16.600 --> 0:29:22.240
<v Speaker 3>No song, only bottom lip the bottom that the overbite special,

0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:25.960
<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean? Uma the way, My question

0:29:26.080 --> 0:29:27.560
<v Speaker 3>is how hot is this man?

0:29:28.120 --> 0:29:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Not hot at all? Not hot enough for me to

0:29:30.120 --> 0:29:33.760
<v Speaker 1>listen to this mess again. Now he loves cartoons, Lacey.

0:29:34.000 --> 0:29:37.720
<v Speaker 1>He's the Christopher Columbus was that was his favorite episode. No,

0:29:37.840 --> 0:29:40.400
<v Speaker 1>thank you, sir, kill fuck Mary.

0:29:42.080 --> 0:29:46.960
<v Speaker 3>Kill kill ny oh Beaver Christopher Columbus.

0:29:47.600 --> 0:29:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Well we're killing Christopher Killopher Columbus by Yeah, yeah, I'm

0:29:53.400 --> 0:29:55.960
<v Speaker 1>going to be silly Beaver Cleaver, thank you.

0:29:56.160 --> 0:29:57.600
<v Speaker 3>Honestly, bugs, Bunny is game.

0:29:59.400 --> 0:30:01.920
<v Speaker 1>He can look like anything. He can look like whoever

0:30:02.040 --> 0:30:03.680
<v Speaker 1>you want him to look like. That's true. I want

0:30:03.720 --> 0:30:05.840
<v Speaker 1>him to be that sexy girl. He's that sexy girl.

0:30:05.960 --> 0:30:10.320
<v Speaker 1>That's right. You want to be Beethoven. He's Beethove, you

0:30:10.440 --> 0:30:13.040
<v Speaker 1>would have to be. I wanna tell him to look

0:30:13.160 --> 0:30:16.280
<v Speaker 1>like because we've all wanted to fuck Beethoven. I'm gonna

0:30:16.280 --> 0:30:18.280
<v Speaker 1>tell him look like Denzel Washington, and he's gonna be like,

0:30:18.840 --> 0:30:21.160
<v Speaker 1>what's up. We're gonna That's how it's gonna work.

0:30:21.400 --> 0:30:24.920
<v Speaker 3>Wow, you're right, Bugs Bunny deserves a star on the

0:30:24.960 --> 0:30:26.880
<v Speaker 3>Walk of Fame. Where do we sign the position?

0:30:27.480 --> 0:30:32.400
<v Speaker 1>Ever? Believe you were for this? I'm for this. He

0:30:32.520 --> 0:30:35.480
<v Speaker 1>is the beaver Cleaver, he said, I'm I'm a combination

0:30:35.720 --> 0:30:39.200
<v Speaker 1>of bugs Bunny and beaver Cleaver. No, thank you, no

0:30:39.320 --> 0:30:40.960
<v Speaker 1>thank you. I don't know what you're fuck you're talking

0:30:40.960 --> 0:30:44.720
<v Speaker 1>about that and a little bit reserved.

0:30:44.360 --> 0:30:49.440
<v Speaker 3>Right right the range the range. If he's not you,

0:30:49.440 --> 0:30:51.760
<v Speaker 3>you weren't interested from the job.

0:30:52.360 --> 0:30:56.520
<v Speaker 1>And that's straight up dude's work. What is that?

0:30:57.400 --> 0:31:01.000
<v Speaker 3>I do give points for? Like elaboration Amber does.

0:31:02.120 --> 0:31:05.160
<v Speaker 1>Amber loves the silliness. If someone's super silly, Ambers like,

0:31:05.160 --> 0:31:05.479
<v Speaker 1>give them.

0:31:06.120 --> 0:31:08.840
<v Speaker 3>Well, we love poetry. We love poetry.

0:31:09.640 --> 0:31:12.800
<v Speaker 1>I got some poems too, but we don't start with

0:31:12.880 --> 0:31:16.680
<v Speaker 1>the poems. Share you Oh my god? Yeah, the pages,

0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:23.400
<v Speaker 1>pages and pages of the poem. No that I've received, sir,

0:31:23.480 --> 0:31:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm not reading. I'm we're on page six. I don't

0:31:26.560 --> 0:31:30.040
<v Speaker 1>care about your poem. You're if you can make it

0:31:30.040 --> 0:31:32.200
<v Speaker 1>to a six pages of poem, you can't write poetry.

0:31:33.040 --> 0:31:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Already said you should have said what you said that

0:31:34.720 --> 0:31:37.960
<v Speaker 1>first page. I don't need to listen to six pages.

0:31:38.400 --> 0:31:41.120
<v Speaker 3>Your d ms, it's giving d m B, It's giving

0:31:42.120 --> 0:31:45.520
<v Speaker 3>line is out the door.

0:31:46.320 --> 0:31:50.200
<v Speaker 1>I love it. That is so true. These d ms

0:31:50.200 --> 0:31:54.000
<v Speaker 1>are I'm stealing this. I'm sorry, I'm stealing it.

0:31:54.720 --> 0:31:56.240
<v Speaker 3>We'll wear it, guys.

0:31:56.280 --> 0:31:59.680
<v Speaker 1>We have too many shirts. No, I love it. You

0:31:59.720 --> 0:32:01.560
<v Speaker 1>know I love a good T shirt. Well, you have

0:32:01.640 --> 0:32:02.760
<v Speaker 1>a good T shirt message.

0:32:02.800 --> 0:32:05.520
<v Speaker 3>I love it. We have so many fucking shirts. Why

0:32:06.240 --> 0:32:08.560
<v Speaker 3>will we never turn down a free one?

0:32:08.840 --> 0:32:13.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Never help you you. You'll knock a toddler over.

0:32:13.160 --> 0:32:15.480
<v Speaker 1>If someone throws you're in the you're in the audience.

0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:18.040
<v Speaker 1>If someone throws a free T shirt, that baby's biting it.

0:32:18.120 --> 0:32:19.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm snatching the shirt. I need it.

0:32:20.280 --> 0:32:23.160
<v Speaker 3>I will put an eighty five year old man in

0:32:23.240 --> 0:32:27.400
<v Speaker 3>a choke hold. I'm with you for a V neck.

0:32:29.080 --> 0:32:32.960
<v Speaker 1>Ooh if it's a all not the V neck, T shirt,

0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:34.200
<v Speaker 1>not the V neck.

0:32:34.280 --> 0:32:38.280
<v Speaker 3>When it's free, baby, it's coming home with me. Baby.

0:32:38.800 --> 0:32:43.680
<v Speaker 3>A woman's cut love I tiny sleeves? What is what that?

0:32:43.800 --> 0:32:49.640
<v Speaker 3>Why aren't women's said? Girl? My armpit is out.

0:32:52.920 --> 0:32:57.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got a shave. You decided to gettyli. That's

0:32:57.560 --> 0:32:58.040
<v Speaker 1>not fair.

0:32:58.360 --> 0:32:59.680
<v Speaker 3>Where's the rest of it?

0:33:01.920 --> 0:33:04.959
<v Speaker 1>I tried to throw away a hoodie the other day

0:33:05.200 --> 0:33:07.800
<v Speaker 1>that was free like every hoodie I've ever seen in

0:33:07.840 --> 0:33:12.120
<v Speaker 1>my entire life, and I just couldn't. I couldn't do it.

0:33:11.400 --> 0:33:26.240
<v Speaker 3>It could do Tuesday, go by Tay with me the

0:33:26.400 --> 0:33:32.640
<v Speaker 3>free hoodie? Do it from every Cliper game I've been at,

0:33:35.160 --> 0:33:48.200
<v Speaker 3>It's whoa dude? Yes today? What the fuck? I'm not kidding.

0:33:48.240 --> 0:33:49.400
<v Speaker 3>I am not doing this?

0:33:49.560 --> 0:33:53.200
<v Speaker 1>Good good, you're doing it. I mean, I'm sorry. Voice

0:33:53.200 --> 0:33:53.479
<v Speaker 1>to men.

0:33:53.880 --> 0:33:56.760
<v Speaker 3>Am I gonna be a judge on the voice?

0:33:57.320 --> 0:34:01.000
<v Speaker 1>You are? You're dressed for it, girl, you are ready?

0:34:01.160 --> 0:34:02.080
<v Speaker 3>That's for my chair.

0:34:05.000 --> 0:34:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Every podcast should start with us, with our back to

0:34:07.760 --> 0:34:13.680
<v Speaker 1>the what if one of us never turns around what

0:34:14.040 --> 0:34:15.120
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't like this?

0:34:15.239 --> 0:34:21.040
<v Speaker 3>Guess then elimination Lacy, okay, fun, elimination off.

0:34:21.239 --> 0:34:22.240
<v Speaker 1>You're off the podcast.

0:34:22.680 --> 0:34:23.799
<v Speaker 3>Are there more dms?

0:34:24.480 --> 0:34:25.959
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I got one more. I got one more.

0:34:26.040 --> 0:34:27.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm on the edge of myself.

0:34:27.040 --> 0:34:29.560
<v Speaker 1>It's funny because we've been kind of talking about this.

0:34:30.520 --> 0:34:33.560
<v Speaker 1>I want to eat your cat like those immigrants in

0:34:33.680 --> 0:34:38.520
<v Speaker 1>Ohio topical. So I just said, so you thought using

0:34:39.000 --> 0:34:43.719
<v Speaker 1>a rambling racist lies would make me go out with you.

0:34:44.160 --> 0:34:47.000
<v Speaker 1>This cannot be working for you. That's all I said.

0:34:47.200 --> 0:34:50.960
<v Speaker 3>I was racist. Lie, he hate you with an R.

0:34:51.080 --> 0:34:56.920
<v Speaker 1>R LM bally. Yeah, and he thought he's probably sending

0:34:56.920 --> 0:34:58.480
<v Speaker 1>that to like twenty women.

0:34:58.840 --> 0:35:01.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh it's it's giving. Yeah, he thinks he's so.

0:35:02.880 --> 0:35:05.919
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, no, what are we doing? Why?

0:35:06.080 --> 0:35:10.240
<v Speaker 1>And also the funniest one of those is someone tweeted

0:35:10.560 --> 0:35:13.080
<v Speaker 1>call me Haitian the way I'd be eating her cat that.

0:35:14.000 --> 0:35:17.720
<v Speaker 1>I was like, lady, you done made the funniest one.

0:35:17.760 --> 0:35:21.480
<v Speaker 3>That is just brilliant joke writing. You know what I'm saying.

0:35:22.000 --> 0:35:25.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the remake songs are amazing. Yeah, eat the cat,

0:35:26.160 --> 0:35:28.640
<v Speaker 1>Eat the cat. Love it.

0:35:28.960 --> 0:35:31.920
<v Speaker 3>But but this guy, I mean the new choice.

0:35:32.000 --> 0:35:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh guys, is it life just short form improv when

0:35:36.239 --> 0:35:40.520
<v Speaker 1>you really think about it? Yeah, are you going to

0:35:40.560 --> 0:35:41.040
<v Speaker 1>tell me that?

0:35:42.440 --> 0:35:47.200
<v Speaker 3>Put yes and on my tombstone? Okay, that's already a

0:35:47.200 --> 0:35:51.480
<v Speaker 3>T shirt at my funeral, take a suggestion from the audience.

0:35:51.640 --> 0:35:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, that would be hilarious.

0:35:57.680 --> 0:35:58.880
<v Speaker 3>I have two comps.

0:35:59.160 --> 0:36:04.399
<v Speaker 1>Two compsis I have two cops for my funeral. They're

0:36:04.440 --> 0:36:06.800
<v Speaker 1>in the back and you didn't, so please don't shout

0:36:06.800 --> 0:36:12.440
<v Speaker 1>anything out. Amber knows that I love an entertaining funeral,

0:36:12.640 --> 0:36:14.839
<v Speaker 1>and I tell everybody in my family pick your song.

0:36:15.040 --> 0:36:16.920
<v Speaker 1>My daughter's like, no, Mom, and I I'll pick it

0:36:16.920 --> 0:36:21.360
<v Speaker 1>for you. Daisy Duke's You're gonna it's that it's a

0:36:21.400 --> 0:36:21.879
<v Speaker 1>fun song.

0:36:22.440 --> 0:36:25.480
<v Speaker 3>You know what my concern is on the daily the

0:36:25.480 --> 0:36:31.440
<v Speaker 3>photo they use because everything it was my most something

0:36:31.480 --> 0:36:35.080
<v Speaker 3>on feed or whatever. You just have to assume that

0:36:35.120 --> 0:36:36.280
<v Speaker 3>will be the last photo.

0:36:37.840 --> 0:36:39.600
<v Speaker 1>You're right, So you have to.

0:36:39.520 --> 0:36:44.720
<v Speaker 3>Make sure that ship looks good. When you go missing.

0:36:45.680 --> 0:36:48.799
<v Speaker 3>They will pull from I mean, who knows, just a

0:36:48.880 --> 0:36:50.240
<v Speaker 3>candid from Getty Images.

0:36:50.760 --> 0:36:53.640
<v Speaker 1>I just googled. This is the first photo that came

0:36:53.719 --> 0:36:54.120
<v Speaker 1>up of you.

0:36:55.600 --> 0:36:56.800
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's not bad.

0:36:57.200 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 1>That's not bad. That's your that's your pick.

0:37:00.480 --> 0:37:03.200
<v Speaker 3>That's that's a good way to stay on the out.

0:37:03.719 --> 0:37:04.839
<v Speaker 3>That's a good way to go out.

0:37:05.160 --> 0:37:09.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was the first one that popped up. This

0:37:09.239 --> 0:37:13.000
<v Speaker 1>is you. I gotta die right now?

0:37:14.960 --> 0:37:18.040
<v Speaker 3>No, that no, that one is giving big Easel energy

0:37:18.120 --> 0:37:18.440
<v Speaker 3>right there.

0:37:18.760 --> 0:37:22.480
<v Speaker 1>Somebody play back that ass up because that's well, I

0:37:22.520 --> 0:37:24.759
<v Speaker 1>hope we die at the same time, because that's how

0:37:24.840 --> 0:37:25.720
<v Speaker 1>some must off.

0:37:27.640 --> 0:37:33.799
<v Speaker 3>And Juicy J can only perform at one boy. Wait,

0:37:34.040 --> 0:37:35.719
<v Speaker 3>why did I say no? I was singing bands that

0:37:35.760 --> 0:37:37.200
<v Speaker 3>make it adds juvenile?

0:37:37.920 --> 0:37:39.160
<v Speaker 1>You were Lacy?

0:37:39.239 --> 0:37:42.040
<v Speaker 3>Did you go out cut that part out Quisby right

0:37:42.080 --> 0:37:45.920
<v Speaker 3>now on anything. Two thousand and one, Hip Hop I

0:37:46.000 --> 0:37:46.880
<v Speaker 3>Will come through.

0:37:47.480 --> 0:37:54.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh well we are the raggediest rap listeners of all time,

0:37:55.480 --> 0:38:00.719
<v Speaker 1>like the that are just like like like yes, back

0:38:00.760 --> 0:38:04.080
<v Speaker 1>that ass up, but like I'm so kwa ship, I'm

0:38:04.080 --> 0:38:06.839
<v Speaker 1>so hood for sure that I would say that's my

0:38:07.080 --> 0:38:09.719
<v Speaker 1>maybe my second favorite song of all time. Hit him Up,

0:38:09.880 --> 0:38:12.680
<v Speaker 1>Hit him Up by Tupac probably the end of it,

0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:17.239
<v Speaker 1>just the grease cutting everyone out nothing, what's that? What's

0:38:17.239 --> 0:38:22.200
<v Speaker 1>our one song? Never Scared? Oh love Never Scared. Bye

0:38:22.440 --> 0:38:28.440
<v Speaker 1>bye pig, big Punisher. Nobody knows remember.

0:38:28.480 --> 0:38:31.399
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So if we're talking this specific MTV Jams era,

0:38:33.239 --> 0:38:34.120
<v Speaker 3>the Mystic Gold.

0:38:34.000 --> 0:38:38.560
<v Speaker 1>Days, oh yeah, mystical. Yeah, I love that mystical.

0:38:38.280 --> 0:38:40.600
<v Speaker 3>The Mystic Gold Days. And I'm also like I also

0:38:40.680 --> 0:38:45.239
<v Speaker 3>love like the kind of a romantic y you know,

0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:48.920
<v Speaker 3>the fabulous into yous you know what I mean, the

0:38:49.239 --> 0:38:53.000
<v Speaker 3>the the chingey tyree is pulling me back.

0:38:53.800 --> 0:38:56.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a good song. That is a great song.

0:38:56.880 --> 0:38:59.919
<v Speaker 1>It's on my song, my work. I'll playlist all the time.

0:39:00.160 --> 0:39:02.560
<v Speaker 3>Sorry. Two thousand and four, she.

0:39:02.640 --> 0:39:09.840
<v Speaker 1>Went to Ruben Studdemember.

0:39:10.239 --> 0:39:18.439
<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, like that was like you were going through

0:39:18.480 --> 0:39:20.920
<v Speaker 4>it before we even discovered feelings.

0:39:23.880 --> 0:39:27.800
<v Speaker 1>I feel like if you go back and you listen

0:39:27.920 --> 0:39:32.279
<v Speaker 1>to a lot of the ratchet trash rap that I

0:39:32.520 --> 0:39:35.879
<v Speaker 1>was consuming at an alarming rate back then, you'll hear

0:39:36.040 --> 0:39:42.120
<v Speaker 1>some troublingly misogynist things. Oh, of course. And conversely, I

0:39:42.280 --> 0:39:47.359
<v Speaker 1>was listening to I'll Never Remember his Name, a I'm

0:39:47.440 --> 0:39:52.719
<v Speaker 1>a piano afrobeats type of person, and the song was

0:39:52.760 --> 0:39:56.319
<v Speaker 1>called bring It to the Owner, and the whole theme

0:39:56.360 --> 0:40:00.120
<v Speaker 1>of the song was your pussy belongs to me. If

0:40:00.200 --> 0:40:03.320
<v Speaker 1>something's wrong with it, baby, just bring it to the owner.

0:40:03.719 --> 0:40:08.480
<v Speaker 1>And every song in that genre is so like like thoughtful,

0:40:09.160 --> 0:40:12.920
<v Speaker 1>like like sweet sweet like that, like if you're having

0:40:13.760 --> 0:40:16.480
<v Speaker 1>any pussy problems, let me help you.

0:40:17.280 --> 0:40:21.680
<v Speaker 3>It's it's it's giving, projective. And yeah, we were dropping

0:40:21.719 --> 0:40:27.400
<v Speaker 3>it low. Yeah, and yet both cheeks were synchronized swimming.

0:40:29.120 --> 0:40:31.320
<v Speaker 1>Can you move your cheeks independently of one another?

0:40:31.440 --> 0:40:36.239
<v Speaker 3>Baby girl? Funny to assume I even have met bet there.

0:40:37.360 --> 0:40:40.680
<v Speaker 3>This is very serious. I was born without an ass Oh,

0:40:40.880 --> 0:40:41.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm okay.

0:40:42.360 --> 0:40:43.360
<v Speaker 1>I have been.

0:40:43.200 --> 0:40:48.279
<v Speaker 3>Searching for this ass my entire life. It's been on

0:40:48.320 --> 0:40:52.480
<v Speaker 3>a milk carton, it's been on Craigslist ads, this ass

0:40:52.520 --> 0:40:54.160
<v Speaker 3>has not turned up anywhere.

0:40:54.800 --> 0:40:55.560
<v Speaker 1>Go to Miami.

0:40:58.000 --> 0:41:02.880
<v Speaker 3>You know what's funny is from Miami. She's Cuban and

0:41:03.040 --> 0:41:07.640
<v Speaker 3>she and I somehow our Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

0:41:08.000 --> 0:41:11.600
<v Speaker 3>because she has like a smaller waist and a booty.

0:41:11.960 --> 0:41:16.719
<v Speaker 3>I have nothing like. I'm just like cylindic all the

0:41:16.760 --> 0:41:22.960
<v Speaker 3>way down, and yet we can share genes. It's fascinating. Actually,

0:41:23.000 --> 0:41:27.920
<v Speaker 3>it's science. Women in Stem.

0:41:27.960 --> 0:41:31.640
<v Speaker 1>It is science. Sister of the Traveling Plants. Wasn't none

0:41:31.680 --> 0:41:34.040
<v Speaker 1>but women in Stem. That's all I was. You can

0:41:34.080 --> 0:41:36.280
<v Speaker 1>call it magic. It's just women in Stem.

0:41:36.800 --> 0:41:41.719
<v Speaker 3>Girl. You know there's that Brotherhood of the Traveling jockstrap. Honey, No,

0:41:41.880 --> 0:41:45.000
<v Speaker 3>it's that those coming different sizes, no doubt.

0:41:46.360 --> 0:41:50.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, we're so bad. Guys were so bad. Okay,

0:41:50.239 --> 0:41:51.800
<v Speaker 1>should we do one Sister Court?

0:41:52.120 --> 0:41:54.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh speaking of sisters, I mean sure.

0:41:55.160 --> 0:41:59.000
<v Speaker 1>What they say? Too late? Hey, everybody, welcome to Sister Court.

0:42:00.520 --> 0:42:02.440
<v Speaker 1>As I should have mentioned in the first act, but

0:42:02.520 --> 0:42:07.000
<v Speaker 1>you never remember. You can write in to the show

0:42:07.120 --> 0:42:11.160
<v Speaker 1>and get advice, and maybe your advice will be talked

0:42:11.160 --> 0:42:16.640
<v Speaker 1>about in Sister Court. That email address is Amberandlacyadvice at

0:42:16.680 --> 0:42:21.000
<v Speaker 1>gmail dot com. Write it in and hear us give

0:42:21.120 --> 0:42:24.319
<v Speaker 1>you a verdict, just like we're going to do for

0:42:24.600 --> 0:42:29.480
<v Speaker 1>this person right now. I'm Amber Refin and Lacey's Lacey Lamar.

0:42:29.880 --> 0:42:34.880
<v Speaker 1>Sherry is judged Sherry, So watch your ass, Okay, I

0:42:34.920 --> 0:42:39.440
<v Speaker 1>am going to read one of the first Sister Court scenarios.

0:42:39.680 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 1>What do I tell my friends when they're not invited

0:42:42.640 --> 0:42:46.799
<v Speaker 1>to a party. I'm in my mid sixties, okay, and

0:42:46.920 --> 0:42:49.640
<v Speaker 1>I like to throw parties from my friends ever so often.

0:42:50.200 --> 0:42:53.480
<v Speaker 1>To be honest, some of my parties are very very nice,

0:42:53.560 --> 0:42:57.560
<v Speaker 1>with catered food and expensive wines. Because of this, I

0:42:57.560 --> 0:43:00.720
<v Speaker 1>can't invite every one of my friends to everyone my parties,

0:43:00.960 --> 0:43:04.040
<v Speaker 1>and it's like guests post something on Facebook or Instagram.

0:43:04.200 --> 0:43:07.240
<v Speaker 1>I will inevitably hear from someone in a few days

0:43:07.280 --> 0:43:10.720
<v Speaker 1>asking why they were not invited. What should I say

0:43:10.880 --> 0:43:12.000
<v Speaker 1>to them?

0:43:12.440 --> 0:43:17.000
<v Speaker 3>That is uh, because I go through this daily. But

0:43:17.040 --> 0:43:19.759
<v Speaker 3>I think I'm on the side of just please don't

0:43:19.760 --> 0:43:24.920
<v Speaker 3>invite me, you know what I mean, give me the

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<v Speaker 3>liberty to sit out. That's toff. You know, you could

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<v Speaker 3>always say that it's tough. It's tough. That's why I'm

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<v Speaker 3>always zero or one hundred. I'm not throwing a party

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<v Speaker 3>unless it's it's one hundred people.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it ain't no fun if you don't have none.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's either one on one. It's either heart

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<v Speaker 3>to heart or crowdser no in between.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know. I just don't. I would never

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<v Speaker 1>be like cater my party, drink, my expensiveness and that,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can't relate to you.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess that it's also true we grew up fo.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this stuff in the cabinets. I cater all my parties,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have what I do know, I don't do.

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<v Speaker 1>What I do tell people is don't post this my friend.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm notorious for. Wait, just don't you take a picture

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<v Speaker 1>in a corner and say I'm having a great time.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't put you at Lacey's house. Don't put my I'd

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<v Speaker 1>never post anything. You're not gonna see me with twenty

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<v Speaker 1>people doing this. Never just don't post it. And if

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<v Speaker 1>someone says, oh my god, you didn't, if they do,

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<v Speaker 1>fight out, I just played dumb. Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't call you. I thought I left your message. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm realizing that I do that with a specific group

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<v Speaker 3>of friends as well. We call it silent disco, like

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<v Speaker 3>IM come over tonight, blah, blah blah, and my friend

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<v Speaker 3>will literally say, is it silent disco? I'm like, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, it's giving, it's giving cold, but yes, it's

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<v Speaker 3>very much a well oiled machine. It's a nice method.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is with a specific group that knows what's up,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So that seems to be what to do. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>tell these.

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<v Speaker 3>Our friend, our sister court friend. If she's buying the

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<v Speaker 3>expensive stuff and like, you know, treating her friends. I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like she might want people to know that she

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<v Speaker 3>is like this. It seems like she likes the instagrammable things,

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<v Speaker 3>so that might not be easy for her to say,

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<v Speaker 3>don't post about it, because sometimes throwing a party like

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<v Speaker 3>this is for the sake of the post. So I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know, it's just tough. Oh you know what I've done. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 3>because we all have, you know, a sliver of being

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<v Speaker 3>a piece of shit, I will sometimes strategize when that

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<v Speaker 3>person won't be in.

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<v Speaker 1>Town, smart, smart, he whatever. Work.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes it's just the curation of vibes, and like, that's what.

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<v Speaker 1>People don't get, is I'm trying to achieve a certain

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<v Speaker 1>vibe peak vibrations. Honey, Yes, but I'm after.

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<v Speaker 3>Some people bring the team down.

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<v Speaker 1>Honey, you know there's a whole combination. You can't have

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<v Speaker 1>Susie and Michael in the same mom, you can.

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<v Speaker 3>Because Susie and Michael have a mutual enemy. Okay, and it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, that's right. I don't invite. Don't invite Sherry.

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<v Speaker 3>Stay home alone. You will never go wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Scherry's advice is get rid of your social life. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>we also think you should get rid of your social life.

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<v Speaker 1>Just sit around listening to the Amber and Lacey, Lacy

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<v Speaker 1>and Amber Show. Today's guest is Sherry Cola and you

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<v Speaker 1>can see her everywhere you look. Fucking Good Trouble, fucking

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<v Speaker 1>I Love Dick, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Clearly we all were just looking it up because that

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<v Speaker 3>was my first spread it ever in twenty seventeen. Catherine Hahn,

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<v Speaker 3>Kevin Bacon, what a dream, Joey's all away? Uh, And

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<v Speaker 3>that was my first job on TV for real, for real.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a guest star and it was so much fun.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, evolved a lot since then. Good Trouble, what

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<v Speaker 3>a blessing. Five seasons, six years, Yes, God, chapters.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's that's America, guys. You can go from I

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<v Speaker 1>Love dick to good trouble and.

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<v Speaker 3>That doesn't sum it up.

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<v Speaker 1>T shirts, T shirts funny, that's T shirts.

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<v Speaker 3>No, those are hats.

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<v Speaker 1>We're committing Oh my god, tapped about them? Puscatarian Way. Hey, everybody, bumper,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for tuning into the Amber and Lacey Lacy amer Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You can follow Sherry Cola online across all platforms. Buy

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<v Speaker 1>me on the internet at Sherry Cola. I imagine threats what.

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<v Speaker 3>The internet?

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<v Speaker 1>Find me on the internet? PARENTHESI is a threat? Is

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<v Speaker 1>also a tea shirt? I'm so sorry you say is

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<v Speaker 1>so T shirt?

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<v Speaker 3>Out of my mouth is a potential tattoo. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know how else to say it.

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<v Speaker 1>I am gonna talk to you about tattoos the next

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<v Speaker 1>time you come on the show, and we're also going

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<v Speaker 1>to get joke tattoos. I am at Amber Roff and

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<v Speaker 1>across our platforms, Lacey, were you across? I'm at Lacy

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<v Speaker 1>Lamar one. Why why is the one there? I have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea, Amber, because Lacey got the first Lacy Lamar

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<v Speaker 1>and then forgot how to get into it.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't get into it no way, you know, like we

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<v Speaker 3>forget our password, will use the same thing, but then

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<v Speaker 3>add something and the next time not great or we

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<v Speaker 3>like name documents. Wait, I also am Sherry Cola without

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<v Speaker 3>the E because unfortunately, some blonde lady who's rib it

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<v Speaker 3>and who knows where of America has Sherry Cola with

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<v Speaker 3>the E. So I'm rocking s h R R y

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<v Speaker 3>co l A and it keeps me humble. It really

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<v Speaker 3>like it?

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<v Speaker 1>It does? I like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Really does?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't take E well? I do. Hey, everybody, That's

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<v Speaker 1>it for the Ember, Lacy, Lacy and Amber Show.

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<v Speaker 3>We Love you, Goodbye where you went from bokemon to

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<v Speaker 3>MBMA And I didn't even know this was goodbye? Oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, I'm edging, I've I love you Why.

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<v Speaker 1>The Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show is a

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<v Speaker 1>production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>It's created and hosted by Amber Ruffin and Lacy Lamar.

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