1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,200 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy This I'm your host, 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:10,159 Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Yes, is that Kevin poll Yeah? No, I 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 1: do know what you mean. Frankly, I don't get it either, 4 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 1: but I digress. Let's beam, shall I no particular order. 5 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:18,560 Speaker 1: Let's quickly check in with Chris av Arano for his 6 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:25,279 Speaker 1: twenty two wedding reception dancing tips. Chris, fucking get a 7 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:31,120 Speaker 1: DJ who doesn't think it's necessary to add the remixed 8 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:34,280 Speaker 1: version to the song you want? So I gave the 9 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,319 Speaker 1: guy a whisper or if hypothetic. Yeah, I gave you Hey, 10 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:38,960 Speaker 1: it's time for the hip hop, It's time of the 11 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,159 Speaker 1: hip hop. And then any song he had it was 12 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:48,720 Speaker 1: also paired with like a so any normal song had 13 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 1: this remix thing over and it's a bummer, so so so. 14 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 1: So the tip is talk to your DJ and and 15 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 1: tell him exactly what you want, because they think they 16 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 1: think they know what's best for you, and they're entertainers. 17 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 1: They're entertainer, and it's like, come on, dude, and like 18 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 1: all entertainers, they need to be censored. No, I get it. 19 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:14,039 Speaker 1: Shut them down, thank you? Shut him the funk down? Yes? Ah, 20 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:19,120 Speaker 1: I feel better. Next up, welcome, Craig Kowski cow. How 21 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:24,520 Speaker 1: do you feel about the sand part of any beach? 22 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 1: The sand part, I think is the least interesting part 23 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 1: of the beach. And like when you when you can 24 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:34,840 Speaker 1: see the water, you can see the water and like 25 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:38,760 Speaker 1: you know, let's say you've parked you knows away and 26 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: then you're like, yeah, there it is the I guess 27 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 1: the sand is the beach technically, but what you really 28 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: want is the proximity to water. And you gotta walk 29 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 1: across the sand, which either it's blazingly hot or it's 30 00:01:56,520 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: just really sandy. Yeah, and it just gets everywhere. Look out, 31 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,920 Speaker 1: it's James Heney, Jupiter Jumping Jackson. Where would you like 32 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 1: to go for an all expenses paid vacation? And why 33 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:15,960 Speaker 1: I'd like to go to Tokyo, keep talking. I'd like 34 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: to go because they have a Mario kart race track 35 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: for real life. God, I don't know if they could 36 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: pull me off of that once I got I waited 37 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 1: in line, paid my ticket and got in the wheel 38 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: of the Mario kart car. I don't think they could 39 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: pull me out. No, no, of course they couldn't. And 40 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:38,679 Speaker 1: thank you and now Gary Anthony William first of all, 41 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,359 Speaker 1: I just bet my neighbors Tony and Mary that I 42 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: would be the fourth person that you introduced. And when 43 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 1: I say bet, I laid it all on the line. 44 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 1: I know what's up. I have like seven thousand more 45 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,520 Speaker 1: to pay off this house, and I bet them. I 46 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: was like, yes, if I'm fourth, I'll continue paying off 47 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: my mortgage. But if I'm not, and you guys got 48 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 1: so it's a win win. It's everybody wanting in this one. 49 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 1: So this feels great. Oh yeah, you had a question. 50 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:09,520 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just got I am literally giddy from 51 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,880 Speaker 1: the waist down. First of all, Anthony Fauci Williams, what 52 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 1: home repair are you most proud of? I'm in the 53 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: middle of one right now. We are out in this 54 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,960 Speaker 1: front yard. We dug dug up a portion of our 55 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: grass because Jill wanted something different looking for gold. You know, 56 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,920 Speaker 1: I am not going to argue with that lady. Okay, 57 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 1: She's a sweetheart, and not just their heart. The doctors 58 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,320 Speaker 1: found out a lot of our organs have been sweetened, 59 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 1: and so we are just digging it up. I'm gonna 60 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 1: lay down some of that weed barrier, gonna put down 61 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: some maybe some granite something, and then just beautify that 62 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 1: h E double hockey sticks out nice and blessed Jill. 63 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 1: And last but a shock in whatever that is your 64 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 1: yapping from. If you think of Lease, it's Joey Greer 65 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 1: odd Stained collector. What's the weirdest place you've slept? Uh? 66 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 1: Number one? I don't sleep, baby, You know what I mean. 67 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 1: I make money. I ain't sleeping. I'll sleep when I'm 68 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 1: fucking dead. All right, Now, that's just the fucking facts 69 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: with that. And let me just tell you something. Something 70 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,320 Speaker 1: I've been getting juiced out of my ass about is 71 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 1: I was on Amazon Prime and they were like, hey, 72 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: check this out, and I was like, what is it. 73 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 1: They're like, check out reach and I was like, hey, 74 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 1: Tom Cruise, already give it to me. I'm good, okay. 75 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 1: Lee Child told me what was good, and then I 76 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 1: popped it on and I was like, holy sh it, Now, Kevin, 77 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 1: you're on Mazel. What can I do for it? Look, 78 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 1: Basil's just got that yett. I imagine he's gonna have 79 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 1: some battle royal with the cast of Mazel and the 80 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 1: cast of Reacher. We're gonna first put Tony Shaloub up 81 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,719 Speaker 1: against him. That's what I've heard and I just I 82 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:49,480 Speaker 1: want to say, I'm on your side. Thanks, But you 83 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: do like that reacher guy. I can't get enough. Yeah, yeah, 84 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: I don't get enough. There's a weird mountain Clint Eastwood. Uh, calmness, 85 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: that's happening. It's yeah, it's crazy, young Queen Eastwood, older 86 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:05,600 Speaker 1: one scares the funk out of a let's do it 87 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,600 Speaker 1: damn show. 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Seen one today come 111 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,960 Speaker 1: from Patreon v I p Jake Bert, who wrote, well, 112 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 1: I read the ink article Craig pointed me to about 113 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 1: pumpkin Pie, and I feel I owe him an apology. WHOA. 114 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:40,359 Speaker 1: Turns out I'm the asshole and will now uh and 115 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 1: now myself and we'll now Oh my god, it's not 116 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 1: that responded. I don't care. I don't care. I swear 117 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,080 Speaker 1: I read these ahead of time. Turns out I'm the 118 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 1: asshole and will now myself eat crow. Okay, I guess 119 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,919 Speaker 1: that almost works as a sense. Actually, when you eat crow, 120 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:09,720 Speaker 1: it's not real Crow. It is when people say they're 121 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 1: that's the best scene suggestion. Government commissioned competition to create 122 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: a new national anthem, Do Do Do Do Do No 123 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 1: no no, cut my life everyone, please, guys, guys, I 124 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: know it's important for you guys to I'll do the scales. 125 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,120 Speaker 1: It's very important. You need to be a firm voice 126 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,800 Speaker 1: when you get into the room. This is my instrument. 127 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,720 Speaker 1: I understand. I see your shirt with the arrow pointing 128 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,080 Speaker 1: up to your throat saying this is my instrument. I 129 00:07:55,160 --> 00:08:00,520 Speaker 1: see that Mr mccurtle will take you all in alphabetic order, 130 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:04,320 Speaker 1: but he's going to go inside out from the alphabet. 131 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: So just be you'll know when it's your turn. Just 132 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,160 Speaker 1: I'm not going by my legal name. Oh I'm sorry 133 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:14,960 Speaker 1: me Crow, but actually I'm a raven. Okay, so do 134 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 1: you want? So which do you want? Do you want? 135 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:20,520 Speaker 1: Crow or Raven? When Mr mccurdle calls you in, you 136 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:24,480 Speaker 1: can call me chrome. But what I'm actually right, it's 137 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,880 Speaker 1: not about me, it's Mr mccurdle. What would you like 138 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,920 Speaker 1: Mr mccurdell to call you crow? A race like him 139 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,679 Speaker 1: to not call me by my legal name. Let me 140 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:38,000 Speaker 1: show you where the door is, all right? Mr mccurdell. 141 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:41,679 Speaker 1: Everyone's rating. There's one guy outside who doesn't know if 142 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:44,480 Speaker 1: he's a raven, and so he's gonna stay out there. 143 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:48,920 Speaker 1: But everyone else keeping for you. Bring in the first I. 144 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,280 Speaker 1: We're starting inside out of the alphabet. Can I have 145 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:57,480 Speaker 1: David Larish Larish? I think it's pronounced. That's all right, 146 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 1: going to see Mr mccurdle even thank you. Before we 147 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,920 Speaker 1: get started. Please tell me a little bit about yourself. 148 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,880 Speaker 1: Where do you come from? Uh? I am David Larish. 149 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:11,360 Speaker 1: I have lived in all fifty states, so I can't 150 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,560 Speaker 1: really be tied down. I just love this country that much, 151 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,880 Speaker 1: A little bit of a nomad like it, like it, 152 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,920 Speaker 1: don't trust it? All right? What what do we call 153 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:26,120 Speaker 1: your song? It's called A M E R I C 154 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:34,560 Speaker 1: A Oh lovely spoiler spoilers ahead. That's spells America. Oh 155 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:38,199 Speaker 1: look at you. Do you need some accompaniment? I do 156 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:43,080 Speaker 1: I need a full organ? Okay? Well, luckily we have 157 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:46,319 Speaker 1: one standing, so if you want to count us all. 158 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:55,040 Speaker 1: It's a decent breast section. Okay. Hey, it's for awesome. 159 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:59,880 Speaker 1: M is for marveloust E is for excellent, R is 160 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:06,040 Speaker 1: for rad, I is for imaginative. See is for creative. Hey, 161 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:11,920 Speaker 1: the second day is also awesome. Amar So you just 162 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:16,040 Speaker 1: like Philip water Jugs all day? Huh sucks. I'm gonna 163 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,439 Speaker 1: go in there. I'm gonna crush this audition and I'm 164 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:23,040 Speaker 1: gonna be the new voice of Amor've been told I 165 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:25,280 Speaker 1: was told not to let it back. Good, But it's 166 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,280 Speaker 1: not really my decision. I was gonna say, I don't 167 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:33,200 Speaker 1: Philip water jugs, I deliver. I work for Sparklets water Jugs. Yeah, man, 168 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:34,480 Speaker 1: I wasn't talking to you. Man, I know I'm not 169 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:37,319 Speaker 1: supposed to get in. Jesus Christ, dude, Why every time 170 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,079 Speaker 1: I talk to somebody you you're just like you're not 171 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,200 Speaker 1: supposed to get in. We know that. Why didn't you 172 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,480 Speaker 1: just say that you wanted to go by Craven the 173 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:48,920 Speaker 1: open pre coel name Craven. Never mind? Can I get in? Mind? Yeah, 174 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,800 Speaker 1: you're just bringing the Sparklets. That's it. Promise you're not 175 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:56,200 Speaker 1: trying to audition audition for what? Never mind? My mistake? 176 00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:04,839 Speaker 1: Go ahead, Yes, I'm in. I'm blah blah blah, David, 177 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,680 Speaker 1: Can you hear me? I'm speaking through the earwig? Do 178 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,680 Speaker 1: you hear me? I can hear you? I am in? 179 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,439 Speaker 1: Was that was my first and next question did you 180 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,360 Speaker 1: get in? And the second question is going to be 181 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,120 Speaker 1: did you get in? Yeah? Well I haven't got into 182 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,160 Speaker 1: the room, but I'm in the outside of the room. 183 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,599 Speaker 1: Don't even worry about that. My sister is there. She 184 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,680 Speaker 1: works for Mr mccurdle. She will make sure that you 185 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,640 Speaker 1: get in. Okay, And how will I know that? She 186 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:29,680 Speaker 1: knows it's me, but she's going in inside out alphabetical order. 187 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,360 Speaker 1: So she just went with the ails. And I don't 188 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,360 Speaker 1: know what. I don't know what's next because I could 189 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:39,880 Speaker 1: go and make it go yeah, okay, go on, okay, 190 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,600 Speaker 1: but just just just to go over the plan. I 191 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,800 Speaker 1: am here to give our version of what we think 192 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,839 Speaker 1: America is in the form of song. Is that correct? Exactly? 193 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:51,040 Speaker 1: But don't use my name at all, because again, my 194 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 1: sister works for Mr mccurdle. Okay, No, I will not 195 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,800 Speaker 1: use your name, Mr mccurdle. This was an honor, and 196 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,480 Speaker 1: if I'm not chosen as the next national anthem, I understand. 197 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 1: I just want to say to the entire Philharmonic, it 198 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:07,120 Speaker 1: was a delight playing with you. It was good, it 199 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,720 Speaker 1: was nice, it was nice to play. I thank you 200 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:14,000 Speaker 1: all as well. Wonderful musicians, and that is all we 201 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:17,520 Speaker 1: will need you for today. This was the only competitor 202 00:12:17,559 --> 00:12:21,240 Speaker 1: who requested the full orchestra, so thank you all one 203 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:28,320 Speaker 1: in all part of a small room, big orchestra. What 204 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,800 Speaker 1: is this a whole whole orchestra? Just got one bus 205 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,920 Speaker 1: like a mini Vinny, I can't think? Everyone back, go 206 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,560 Speaker 1: over to the shuttle area. What is this? We're serious? 207 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,440 Speaker 1: They are our other driver can't pick us up. So 208 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:42,840 Speaker 1: we were hoping to start with who's the most important, 209 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:48,760 Speaker 1: the most important intruments? Get on? Yeah, I gotta be 210 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,880 Speaker 1: honest with you. I with him. I I don't play 211 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,240 Speaker 1: the beast soon, and I do think it's most important 212 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:58,360 Speaker 1: that he goes first. Nobody nobody, of course you think 213 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:01,720 Speaker 1: that way? Your symbols, Yeah, I'm symbols, but I can 214 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:05,440 Speaker 1: respect him and with a bassoon, of course, Lonnie, you 215 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,200 Speaker 1: want to send in the next competitor, I'm sorry, Are 216 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:12,520 Speaker 1: you ready? Mr mccurdle ready? Yeah, there's a young man 217 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:18,800 Speaker 1: here whose name is also David. It's crow, but you 218 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,360 Speaker 1: could call me raid. Did I not excuse me? Mr? Murtle? 219 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 1: Can I have less than a minute? Did I not 220 00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:28,200 Speaker 1: tell you to get your a double s S s 221 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:33,400 Speaker 1: out of here? Oh wow to pinching my under arm. 222 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:36,880 Speaker 1: Oh I love to go after that granny flab on 223 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,080 Speaker 1: people's arms, and I will do it again if you 224 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:42,200 Speaker 1: don't get your A S s out of here? Fine, 225 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,240 Speaker 1: just know this why I get in there and sing, 226 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:53,480 Speaker 1: crow is gonna eat You're atterally literally, I don't want 227 00:13:53,480 --> 00:14:01,920 Speaker 1: that to happen. What you have so many songs to say? Kevin? Alright, 228 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:15,920 Speaker 1: it turns out scene two is the scene suggection. Scene 229 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:19,320 Speaker 1: two comes from LISTERR Mike Mela, who wrote Hi Kevin 230 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:23,120 Speaker 1: at Alchemists Scene suggestion pro wrestler gets a job at 231 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:29,520 Speaker 1: a call center. Thanks Mike from Toronto. Okay, so yeah, 232 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,680 Speaker 1: just give me a second. Um, okay, this is your 233 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:34,240 Speaker 1: resume here. Okay, great, let me just take this over 234 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:39,880 Speaker 1: for a second. That's okay, great, That's everything I've ever done? Great? Great? Okay, Um, 235 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:44,320 Speaker 1: Mr Tomato Tomano to Tornado. Tornado Tomato is good Tomato, 236 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,400 Speaker 1: however you're talking to Okay, okay, cool? Yes, I would 237 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:50,400 Speaker 1: love to How are you? Okay? So I'm gonna put 238 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,960 Speaker 1: you at base six and uh, let me guess you're 239 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:58,520 Speaker 1: a fan? Uh sure, sure, so so I'm gonna put 240 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,560 Speaker 1: you up basis. Did you want me to sign something 241 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,360 Speaker 1: before you will have to sign a contract? Yes, but 242 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,280 Speaker 1: I just I'm so I'm gonna put you out. Gonna 243 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,000 Speaker 1: bring the contract over too, but should make it up 244 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:10,080 Speaker 1: your name, your name, So so we'll get your basics. 245 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,520 Speaker 1: And you're gonna be running these three phone lines here. Okay, 246 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,800 Speaker 1: they're gonna light up at different times. Just take his call, 247 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,480 Speaker 1: put them on a hold, and it's just like rotates. 248 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,280 Speaker 1: You want me to answer all three phones at the 249 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,280 Speaker 1: same I mean, as as quickly as you can. Yes, 250 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,880 Speaker 1: obviously you can't answer them at the same time. It's 251 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,760 Speaker 1: gonna cross reference. And honestly, if you have all those three, 252 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:29,520 Speaker 1: don't cross reference. Don't cross the roemary, don't cross the reference. Okay, 253 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,000 Speaker 1: So okay, I'm gonna go to be six. Okay, okay, 254 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:35,560 Speaker 1: just walking over here this basics. Look, all I'm saying 255 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:39,520 Speaker 1: is we don't have to google anything anymore if we 256 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:44,560 Speaker 1: call the all knowing hotline. Yeah, they all know and 257 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 1: call hotline. I understand what you're saying, because, like, isn't 258 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,000 Speaker 1: it better to get the information from somebody you hear 259 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,960 Speaker 1: a human voice, right, But you do realize that the 260 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:57,240 Speaker 1: googling is actually someone behind that too, right, No, I 261 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:00,120 Speaker 1: didn't know that. Can I tell you who's behind it? June? Know? 262 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:05,520 Speaker 1: They all knowing? Hotline get out. So it's a it's 263 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:10,120 Speaker 1: a room full of professionals who who know a lot, 264 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,960 Speaker 1: so just a lot. They are they googling in that room? 265 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 1: Or do they actually have the answers themselves? They are 266 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,640 Speaker 1: the ones who have the answers that provide Google. Well, 267 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:23,360 Speaker 1: that's different, gentleman. Gentleman, did we come to a conclusion. 268 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,960 Speaker 1: Are we going to be able to open heart surgery 269 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,240 Speaker 1: or not? We are? We just gonna make just a 270 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:33,160 Speaker 1: quick phone call and the incision. Yeah? Why why? Why 271 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 1: do you need to make a Why are you not 272 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,800 Speaker 1: knocked out? Sir? That's the biggest question. You've been talking 273 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:42,840 Speaker 1: about it so long. I woke up again. Somebody called 274 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,520 Speaker 1: the anesthesiologists in here or do that thing where you 275 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,560 Speaker 1: shake him until he passes out. I don't feel good 276 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:57,000 Speaker 1: that you have to google something took long, and then 277 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,360 Speaker 1: I thought, do you want to make the call or 278 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:03,840 Speaker 1: should I make the call? Oh my god, are you tornado? 279 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:08,240 Speaker 1: Ye worry? You're sharing my baby? Yeah, I'm gonna answer 280 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,760 Speaker 1: these three phones. That's crazy. It's that crazy. Do you 281 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,800 Speaker 1: mind if I get a picture of us together? Okay, 282 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,600 Speaker 1: are you gonna answer any of these phones? Are they 283 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,080 Speaker 1: all up to me? Well? Those three are yours and 284 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,840 Speaker 1: my three are on my side. If you need any 285 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,200 Speaker 1: help getting used to it beginning, I can help. But really, 286 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:27,000 Speaker 1: honestly three as much as I can happen. Which one 287 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,960 Speaker 1: is that? Well, it's the one that's lading up, but 288 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:34,240 Speaker 1: it only lights up when it's ringing All Knowing hotline? 289 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,800 Speaker 1: How can I? Hi? This is the all Knowing Hotline? 290 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,480 Speaker 1: What did I just say? I'm sorry, I'm I'm so 291 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,600 Speaker 1: excited that I got through. UM. As you may have heard, 292 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,440 Speaker 1: they've narrowed the new UH songs for the new national 293 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,880 Speaker 1: anthem down to three finalists, and I was gonna play 294 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:52,359 Speaker 1: all three of the their entirely for you. Uh And 295 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,800 Speaker 1: if you can tell me which one deserves to win, 296 00:17:56,160 --> 00:18:00,200 Speaker 1: happy to help. Okay, here's the first one. There. There's 297 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:05,840 Speaker 1: a world, and it's smaller than you think, because beyond 298 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:11,119 Speaker 1: the borders is into right. I'm I'm on hold with 299 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,479 Speaker 1: the All Known Hotline. I don't know exactly what's going on. 300 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,639 Speaker 1: I've been on hold for like six minutes now, something 301 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,320 Speaker 1: like I'm lightly shaking him this entire time, so he 302 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:23,000 Speaker 1: shouldn't know why I want you ask you a quick 303 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:26,480 Speaker 1: question while we're here. Yeah, you're kind of my all 304 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:30,760 Speaker 1: knowing hotline. Yeah, come on, how do you know when? Uh? 305 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,840 Speaker 1: I don't know when a relationship has running his course? 306 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:38,520 Speaker 1: It seems a little personal. Well that's why I'm asking you. 307 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:44,200 Speaker 1: You know that game? What was it? Mary kick screw whatever? 308 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:55,280 Speaker 1: Mary Mary screw? Yeah, Mary Mary, you know what Mary 309 00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:57,399 Speaker 1: King screw. I think I know where you're going with this. 310 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:01,280 Speaker 1: Mr McMahon, Mr mcman, Oh, I have a eat on Tornado. 311 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,359 Speaker 1: Looks like he's someone just uploaded this photo the Facebook, 312 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,360 Speaker 1: she said, some kind of call Bay or something like that. 313 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,920 Speaker 1: I'm able to geo tag it and find him. Looks 314 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,000 Speaker 1: like he's in North Carolina. If I can take one 315 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,479 Speaker 1: of the company vans, I'll be able to get him. 316 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,960 Speaker 1: And I promise you he's gonna be back in the 317 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,439 Speaker 1: ring tonight. Absolutely. Take take the company van, take whoever 318 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,680 Speaker 1: you need down there, take security down there with you. 319 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:25,440 Speaker 1: This this wrestling lead cannot go on without Tornado and 320 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:29,200 Speaker 1: or Tornado. Yes, sir, I promise you I'll do everything 321 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,560 Speaker 1: in my power to get him. I don't mind. You 322 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,000 Speaker 1: do everything in your power, just going. Do you take 323 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:37,800 Speaker 1: me Bumbo Genesis, Take me Bumbo Genesis to bring him back. 324 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:44,160 Speaker 1: Take Bumbo with you, take Bumbo Genesis. Are you sure, sir? 325 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,840 Speaker 1: I don't wait. Wait, you guys need the van that 326 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,920 Speaker 1: there's no gas in the van, and the only there's 327 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:52,440 Speaker 1: no gas in the van. Okay, there's schedule today. Oh 328 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,240 Speaker 1: that's fine, that's fine. I just think it's how that 329 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,480 Speaker 1: you would deplete the gas tank if it's not being 330 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,120 Speaker 1: used for a Uh what about that? Is that your 331 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:03,560 Speaker 1: car here? That? That is it? Like civic? No, I 332 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,000 Speaker 1: don't want to that's civic. It's cific over there. That's 333 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,320 Speaker 1: not my it's George. You gotta ask George. I'm George, 334 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:12,560 Speaker 1: who made something this? Somebody needs something? Yes? And also 335 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:18,119 Speaker 1: there's another old woman lady. Yes, wait, she left, George, 336 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna need your civic down that civic with that 337 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,160 Speaker 1: old lady who just left. You'll have to get both 338 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,600 Speaker 1: of us to sign damn it. Okay, fine, all right, 339 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,080 Speaker 1: can you tell me where she went? Do you know 340 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,480 Speaker 1: if there's a photo on Facebook and I know exactly 341 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,760 Speaker 1: where she went, Okay, why don't I just go down 342 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,639 Speaker 1: there and make or give us the car? If I 343 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,639 Speaker 1: were you, I would. She is a very strong old lady, 344 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:44,120 Speaker 1: like a snap Bimbo, bimbo. It's bombo, bombo whatever whatever. Listen, 345 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:48,760 Speaker 1: listen where we can't hurt her? All right? Are can 346 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:53,000 Speaker 1: if you see me in the ring? I'm literally saying, Bombo, 347 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,760 Speaker 1: Mr Bombo, you can't hurt her. I have thrown ricks 348 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,520 Speaker 1: at her, I have backslapped her with a pair of 349 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,760 Speaker 1: brass nuckles on she's I've tripped her and tried to 350 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,160 Speaker 1: break her legs back so she walks back. A bird 351 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,560 Speaker 1: with backwards knee can hurt this lady. It's like in 352 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:12,840 Speaker 1: that movie Contact. I've never seen a movie before Contact 353 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:19,000 Speaker 1: with the guy's leg just snapped back. And maybe we 354 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,800 Speaker 1: should see if Vince just wants us to get her 355 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,960 Speaker 1: in the ring and we don't need tornado. Hey, guys, 356 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,480 Speaker 1: I just filled the van up if you want to 357 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,240 Speaker 1: take it after all, you did awesome. Sorry about that, George. 358 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:32,240 Speaker 1: We're going to take the ven I actually have the 359 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,280 Speaker 1: all knowing hot line on. I think we can start 360 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:37,880 Speaker 1: the surgery right all right, but we're in the process. 361 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,399 Speaker 1: Are you guys right now, Well, we wanted to know 362 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,800 Speaker 1: where to make the incision, but we just went ahead 363 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,680 Speaker 1: and wing that one. Now we're looking at four valves. 364 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,879 Speaker 1: I take two of them are ventricles, and I'm guessing 365 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:52,159 Speaker 1: the other two are the others, or I would I 366 00:21:52,200 --> 00:22:00,920 Speaker 1: would marry the anesthesiologist. Are you shaking patient gently? Yes? 367 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,520 Speaker 1: We we just okay, all right? So, uh is this 368 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:09,720 Speaker 1: a bypass trying to kick about? That's how I know 369 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,399 Speaker 1: it's over? Kick? Yes, yes, I'm sorry. We're dealing with 370 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:18,480 Speaker 1: multiple things here. Okay, Okay, now I know it's over. Okay, 371 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,160 Speaker 1: please go ahead, you can continue. We are dealing with 372 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:26,000 Speaker 1: an a article bikes, sir, Yes we are. Mhm okay 373 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,680 Speaker 1: are you playing love kick kill? Yeah? We just yes, 374 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:34,679 Speaker 1: yes we are, yes, of course, yes, my favorite. Alright, 375 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,479 Speaker 1: so what you're gonna want to do is, uh, you're 376 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:41,440 Speaker 1: gonna want to remove the heart first, Okay, alright, hold on, 377 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:46,040 Speaker 1: just just from the connective tissue, okay, wherever you'll find it. 378 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,320 Speaker 1: Can I get everyone in here for a second. Can 379 00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:50,280 Speaker 1: I have everyone just just just hang up the phone 380 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,600 Speaker 1: for a moment, just come in. I just need to 381 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,320 Speaker 1: talk to everybody. Can I put you on hold just 382 00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:56,720 Speaker 1: for a moment. Sure, Yeah, we got time holding his heart? 383 00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:02,000 Speaker 1: What's up? Bus? Know? Man? This job is snap? Uh Tornano, 384 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,600 Speaker 1: I'm I'm he's Tornado. Don't you know who he is? 385 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,800 Speaker 1: Thanks a little buddy, please, Actually this concerns you toopers. 386 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,560 Speaker 1: Do you mind coming here as well? Yeah? Are you 387 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,040 Speaker 1: teaming us up? I am gonna be like um teaming 388 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:21,200 Speaker 1: you up on unemployment. Huh, I'm tag teaming you both 389 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:25,280 Speaker 1: up for a twelve round fight of your rent in life. 390 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,840 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to cut I. I 391 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:33,120 Speaker 1: can't have Bays six and five anymore. I'm sorry, Bus. 392 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:36,680 Speaker 1: The van just pulled up. It looks suspicious. Thank you 393 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,120 Speaker 1: all that money has been hired for that young boy 394 00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:40,560 Speaker 1: over there to tell me a car is pulled up 395 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:44,040 Speaker 1: to the building. That's where you're blowing your money. And 396 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,080 Speaker 1: you can't keep us on the job. I've got open 397 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:51,240 Speaker 1: heart surgery. I'm Tornomo. I understand too, you Okay, I 398 00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:55,119 Speaker 1: just met him today, Bruce Bus. I'm sorry, but I 399 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,960 Speaker 1: need to keep that boy on paperroll. I need to 400 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,320 Speaker 1: know what cars pull up, okay, because somebody has been 401 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,600 Speaker 1: parking in front of the goddamn door and I wasn't 402 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,439 Speaker 1: able to leave one night, all right, and I was 403 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,200 Speaker 1: stuck in the building. Tim in the business of removing problems, 404 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,400 Speaker 1: and that means taking this fucker's head off. They we've 405 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,320 Speaker 1: been on hold a little bit too long. I'm afraid 406 00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:14,760 Speaker 1: we're gonna have to find out wherever that hotline is 407 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,560 Speaker 1: and drive down there with this man and his heart 408 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,439 Speaker 1: and have them do it in the room. All right, 409 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,840 Speaker 1: I'm waking I'm waking up again. Are you Are you 410 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,560 Speaker 1: holding my heart? What's going on? What are you doing 411 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:34,560 Speaker 1: with my dad? Are you? I would suck the nurse. 412 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:39,040 Speaker 1: The nurse, Hey, boss, got a LaBamba genesis and some 413 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:46,479 Speaker 1: dude walking in Labama, Bambo genesis idiot in a car. Sorry, 414 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,080 Speaker 1: I hit him harder than I thought. Sorry, I'm waking up. 415 00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,320 Speaker 1: I know you just pay me to only announce when 416 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,480 Speaker 1: cars are coming up, and I get that. I thought 417 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,359 Speaker 1: maybe I do a little bonus working. Let you know 418 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,680 Speaker 1: by name the two people were walking into the building. 419 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,439 Speaker 1: But I can stop. You don't need me to do that. 420 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,399 Speaker 1: Just do the car thing. If you want me to 421 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,520 Speaker 1: say the name thing, it doesn't matter. You're the boss. 422 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,160 Speaker 1: You tell me what you want me to do. It's 423 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,200 Speaker 1: up to you. You want cars their names to both? 424 00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:14,400 Speaker 1: What were the options? I like that, little dude. Hey, 425 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,679 Speaker 1: what Obama? What are you doing here? You? Tornado have 426 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,679 Speaker 1: been trying to dodge or fight. You can't hold the 427 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:26,440 Speaker 1: heavyweight forever because I'm working on an open heart surgery, Fuco, Tornado. 428 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,159 Speaker 1: You gotta get back in the ring, okay, whether you 429 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,520 Speaker 1: want it or not. What do you mean? I God, 430 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,720 Speaker 1: Vince McMahon has you under contract for a thousand years. 431 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:38,560 Speaker 1: Your name, image, and likeness are his buddy. Sorry, little 432 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,159 Speaker 1: Dick mcmanni. He's gonna tell me what to do with 433 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,840 Speaker 1: my leaf. Hey, Boston ambulance just pulled up with two 434 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,200 Speaker 1: guys carrying one guy and they're also carrying his heart. 435 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,080 Speaker 1: There you go. There's my real job right now. Why 436 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:55,560 Speaker 1: don't you do sit down? Let me get back HYC. Doctors, doctors, 437 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,879 Speaker 1: we do have borders. First of all, let's not go 438 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,879 Speaker 1: through this bullshit. We are doctors. What the hell is 439 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,760 Speaker 1: going on here? What the guy's bleating all over the place? 440 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,960 Speaker 1: I can have in your the phone base show. We 441 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,959 Speaker 1: lay him down. He's going on, what do you need? 442 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,920 Speaker 1: What do you need? What's going on? Asshole over there? 443 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,639 Speaker 1: Is right. Let's first add some suitors in here. This 444 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,840 Speaker 1: boy is a bleak are you let me? Let me 445 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,639 Speaker 1: google this really quick. What what are we doing? Open 446 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,919 Speaker 1: heart doing open heart surgery, doing a bypassing? All right, 447 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,560 Speaker 1: let's put a splint inside the fourth fourth opening there. 448 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,760 Speaker 1: Let's just come on two three four on Wicky. How 449 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,320 Speaker 1: that is exactly how to do it? This this is 450 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,399 Speaker 1: not about Wicky lower right, Let's put a splint in that. 451 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,800 Speaker 1: Just for ships and giggles. Let's rotor route or the 452 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,040 Speaker 1: other three. I'm not I'm not seeing rotor order on 453 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:46,320 Speaker 1: the page here. Just blow on him, just blowing. I 454 00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:50,480 Speaker 1: have a whole new respect. So you said you knew 455 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:54,680 Speaker 1: my dad. I knew you're dad. I was in the 456 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,120 Speaker 1: room the day that we actual he was first of all. 457 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,560 Speaker 1: He came out of the surgery. Wonderful. Damn if I 458 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:06,080 Speaker 1: bombo jes. This guy pile drive him so hard, snapped 459 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:11,159 Speaker 1: his neck, couldn't bring him back. But he did write something. 460 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,960 Speaker 1: He said he had to do it all again. He 461 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:19,640 Speaker 1: would marry your mom. He would mar your dad, your dad, 462 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,520 Speaker 1: this is your dad. He said he would marry your mom, 463 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,840 Speaker 1: marry your mom. He would kick your aunt and he 464 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:32,879 Speaker 1: he'd kill himself. He kill him all. Your dad really 465 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,080 Speaker 1: ever wanted we found out, and that note was too 466 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,160 Speaker 1: to end it all. Yeah, if you have any questions, 467 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:44,440 Speaker 1: free to call the Allknowing hotline ask for baby five 468 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,320 Speaker 1: or six. I need to call the hotline to ask 469 00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:49,560 Speaker 1: if there's going to be a buffet after the services today. 470 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:54,840 Speaker 1: Oh fuck you, fuck you Tony, seriously, are you serious? 471 00:27:55,720 --> 00:28:00,560 Speaker 1: I gotta eat? Then go to fucking McDonald's. Okay, I'm sorry, 472 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,800 Speaker 1: was any food right now? I'm just found that my 473 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,840 Speaker 1: dad was suicide. O't but he got pile tied and 474 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:11,320 Speaker 1: snapped his nack. That's so crazy. Oh my god. By 475 00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:14,520 Speaker 1: the way, your dad said, he knew you'd react this 476 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:18,600 Speaker 1: way and he wanted to make sure there was effect. 477 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,280 Speaker 1: He wanted to. He wanted to, He wanted us all 478 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,120 Speaker 1: to stand that attention. When we listened to the new 479 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:35,720 Speaker 1: national anthem, huh, he is for awesome. Yeah, it's for marvelous, 480 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:44,320 Speaker 1: is for excellent, r for eyes for imagining last day. 481 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:49,760 Speaker 1: The second A is also awesome. Oh my gosh, hearing 482 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:53,320 Speaker 1: that fool orchestra behind that song actually does make my 483 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,680 Speaker 1: heart swell. And just know that he's flying in heaven 484 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,520 Speaker 1: right now? Did you say your heart swell hold a 485 00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:04,480 Speaker 1: little bit? Yeah? I just so sure she's out player 486 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:15,280 Speaker 1: town here and that seemed to sne three constom Patroon 487 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,360 Speaker 1: v I p Toivo, who wrote Dear Alchemists while the 488 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:22,640 Speaker 1: world keeps waiting in metaphorical sewage. This podcast and its 489 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,160 Speaker 1: ability to make me burst out laughing behind my mask 490 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,720 Speaker 1: in public places, is a gift that keeps on giving. Actually, 491 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,400 Speaker 1: I almost had a minor traffic accident a few episodes 492 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,160 Speaker 1: ago when I heard Kevin do his Australian accent repeating 493 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,760 Speaker 1: the word lays ads and then having to admit his 494 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,800 Speaker 1: character was in fact from St. Louis Man. I lost 495 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,560 Speaker 1: it right there. The way you guys keep setting traps 496 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,480 Speaker 1: for each other, it's priceless fun. Also, thank you for 497 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,280 Speaker 1: doing so many of my scene suggestions. Here's another one. 498 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,680 Speaker 1: When a surprise work anniversary party for an eccentric sex 499 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:59,880 Speaker 1: shop manager goes too far. We're doing a surprise. Just 500 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,800 Speaker 1: focus on this, okay, When a surprise surprise part, when 501 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,880 Speaker 1: do we yell surprise? When do we yell? Okay? These 502 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,600 Speaker 1: are the steps, you guys, Come on. We've been over 503 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,840 Speaker 1: there so many times all right. Also, do we actually 504 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,520 Speaker 1: yell surprise because it's usually an exclamation point at the 505 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,160 Speaker 1: end of the word surprise on the invitation. There wasn't 506 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,760 Speaker 1: on this one. So do we just say surprise surprise? 507 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,440 Speaker 1: Now we're gonna yell surprised. We want to be We 508 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,800 Speaker 1: want him to be surprised as well as we want 509 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:28,240 Speaker 1: to be excited about saying surprise. So it's hey, guys, 510 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,000 Speaker 1: it looks like you guys are Tommy, Tommy. We're not 511 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,479 Speaker 1: opening here right now, Tommy, We're not open up right now. Okay, 512 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:38,600 Speaker 1: you're a favorite customer, you a little freak. Everybody you 513 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,840 Speaker 1: guys are in here and I need I need. Yeah, 514 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,479 Speaker 1: we're not going to give you another flesh light. Okay, Tommy, 515 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,120 Speaker 1: we're not gonna you can't return those you sick? Oh okay, okay, 516 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,840 Speaker 1: all right, that's fine. Tell me this doesn't mean, this 517 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:54,560 Speaker 1: doesn't mean we don't like you. You come back tomorrow 518 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,600 Speaker 1: and we'll give you a life light and two of 519 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,640 Speaker 1: those what are those things that you stick in sticking 520 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:06,360 Speaker 1: the bottom but free, free, I mean, but you guys 521 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:11,400 Speaker 1: are open now, and alright, listen, Look he's a freak, 522 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:15,040 Speaker 1: but he's our freak and he knows our manager very well. 523 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:18,120 Speaker 1: Look here's the two. We're doing a surprise anniversary party 524 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:22,920 Speaker 1: for our sex shop manager, right, really a centric e centric? 525 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,560 Speaker 1: Is is it a anniversary of this place being or 526 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,280 Speaker 1: is it the anniversary? What is the anniversary? Old Henry knows, 527 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:37,680 Speaker 1: Old Henry, what's the anniversary for? What's the anniversary for? Oh, 528 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:44,240 Speaker 1: it's an annivers a Pride anniversary party? Sex shop man eccentric, 529 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:49,360 Speaker 1: eccentric and he's the owner. So Tommy, is that cleared up? 530 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,920 Speaker 1: Why we're having it at the party? Not really, But 531 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:57,720 Speaker 1: I'll take the spinning butt plug. There's no all around 532 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,360 Speaker 1: the register, and there's a lot bunch of out I 533 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:05,000 Speaker 1: hear his brake squeaking. He must be coming to us. 534 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,560 Speaker 1: I'll hide in the back with the with the no kid, 535 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,240 Speaker 1: how there you freak? Don't hide up? Can k me? 536 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:20,200 Speaker 1: You've got to look for the silver lining throws the sun? 537 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:27,000 Speaker 1: He said. Okay, he's coming in the door. I've oiled 538 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:34,120 Speaker 1: the floor just like we said we would do. I coming, 539 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,959 Speaker 1: What is what is doing? He's coming? Just let him 540 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:45,080 Speaker 1: do it, Jesus Christ. No, okay, okay, where's my old key, Tommy, Tommy, 541 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,840 Speaker 1: what the are you doing. But he's coming in the door, 542 00:32:48,280 --> 00:33:02,080 Speaker 1: coming up a bitch perpert, surprise, surprise, the oil How 543 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,480 Speaker 1: long was that oil strip? Henry? Holy shi, it looks 544 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:11,080 Speaker 1: like she's in real life. I thought he would just everybody, everybody, Fami. 545 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,280 Speaker 1: We gotta chase seat down. He keeps slipping. He slipping 546 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,400 Speaker 1: right out in the back door. I heed's going down 547 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:20,920 Speaker 1: the alley. Damn it. Get in, get in, get in, 548 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,960 Speaker 1: get in. Okay, let's see here. Uh is this an automatic? 549 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,240 Speaker 1: I don't know how to drive an automatic? Is your van? 550 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,400 Speaker 1: It is? But I just gotta give to them from 551 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,280 Speaker 1: my stepsister Jesus Christ. Okay, Okay, I don't know how 552 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,000 Speaker 1: to drive an automatic. Look, I know are we don't 553 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,280 Speaker 1: have the same dads, but I wanted to give you 554 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:44,040 Speaker 1: something anyway. Here's a van. Okay, alright, so just I 555 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,280 Speaker 1: don't know, turn it on at least as a key, right. 556 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:50,240 Speaker 1: But you gotta hear the story. Okay, you gotta understand 557 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:54,880 Speaker 1: what I'm trying to tell you. What excuse me? Excuse me? 558 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,760 Speaker 1: I was told that me and my best room to 559 00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,600 Speaker 1: be taken back to the concert of Uh yeah, who 560 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,320 Speaker 1: the fun I've been in the back of this van 561 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,040 Speaker 1: for a couple of days. Oh, my stepsister's boyfriend, and 562 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,160 Speaker 1: he runs like a van service that takes shuttles people 563 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:12,320 Speaker 1: from my government buildings, like the student player to understand, 564 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,560 Speaker 1: we had to get our manager. He's slipping down the street. 565 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,120 Speaker 1: We're throwing us a price anniversary party for he's our 566 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:21,960 Speaker 1: sex shop accentric manager. Guys. He he just slipped past 567 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,880 Speaker 1: the state border. I don't know if we can do 568 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,640 Speaker 1: anything what side of the state line. I don't know 569 00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,920 Speaker 1: the rules exactly, but Utah doesn't allow any kind of 570 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000 Speaker 1: sexy shops. Utah doesn't allow sex sexy No, I mean 571 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:37,000 Speaker 1: he slipped into Utah. Yeah, old Henry, not my talk. 572 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:42,920 Speaker 1: Don't say it like that. Welcome stranger to Utah. May 573 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:49,279 Speaker 1: I see some sort of identification? Well I I don't 574 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,240 Speaker 1: know if I have my I d on me. I 575 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,640 Speaker 1: I I slipped here, Okay? Can I just say that 576 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:59,120 Speaker 1: there's a very few number of people who carry no idea. 577 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:03,520 Speaker 1: They are known as criminals. Oh no, no, I'm not 578 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,080 Speaker 1: a criminal. I I just run a sex shop across 579 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,560 Speaker 1: the border. All right, let's turn you right around and 580 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,160 Speaker 1: hold on, brother. No, let's let's hear this gentleman, not 581 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,279 Speaker 1: brother Tim Tim, What is it? Why don't we talk 582 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,960 Speaker 1: to this man right now? I believe the Church of 583 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,759 Speaker 1: Latter day Saints would like to just know a little 584 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:27,360 Speaker 1: bit of a little bit, a little little ma Tim. 585 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,000 Speaker 1: Tim was in the middle of trying to deal with 586 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:34,359 Speaker 1: a I guess an evil person in town, and he 587 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,680 Speaker 1: went into his mini strokes steader again. Doctor. I'm not sure. 588 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,640 Speaker 1: I'm not sure if we can bring him out of it. 589 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,080 Speaker 1: Maybe you shouldn't. Maybe you shouldn't because maybe Tim, Tim 590 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,160 Speaker 1: is actually the sickest sucking all of Utah, and maybe 591 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,560 Speaker 1: he just wanted someone else there to share a six 592 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,880 Speaker 1: six ship with. Okay, Sorry, alright, I'm no, no, no, 593 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,160 Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not here. The one thing I'm not 594 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,000 Speaker 1: going to do today, and I do mean the one 595 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,319 Speaker 1: thing is fight with anyone. And I'll do lots of 596 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,680 Speaker 1: other things, Doctor, I won't fight today. I'm sorry, Tim, Tim, 597 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,000 Speaker 1: and this am I the only one that's offended by 598 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,200 Speaker 1: the cursing that's just occurred. I apologize, thank you. I'm offended, 599 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,440 Speaker 1: But as I said, I'm not going to fight about it. 600 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,839 Speaker 1: I don't want to fight about it either. But I 601 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,560 Speaker 1: think that maybe it's maybe time for you to leave Utah. 602 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,239 Speaker 1: Am I the only one who thinks Tim sick. I 603 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,759 Speaker 1: think he's sick. But the language you just used, I 604 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:27,320 Speaker 1: don't know which one's worse. All right, Luca, here's your papers. Um, 605 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,880 Speaker 1: and the church and community got together and well we 606 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,439 Speaker 1: got you. Uh, we've got you some flat soda. So 607 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,319 Speaker 1: when you're in Nevada, I feel like that can be 608 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:42,319 Speaker 1: a nice trade commodity. We just want you to have 609 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,360 Speaker 1: a good laugh. You you were a great Utah and 610 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,640 Speaker 1: while it lasted, but your cursing is just too much 611 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:54,280 Speaker 1: for the church. All right, Um, all right, well thanks, 612 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:58,160 Speaker 1: I guess I just if you ever need anything, seriously, 613 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:02,040 Speaker 1: don't don't call any of us, Please don't. I guess 614 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:06,040 Speaker 1: I'll just find my way over this oil slicking head 615 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:16,719 Speaker 1: on out of town. What what whoa whoa Nevada? I 616 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,600 Speaker 1: have their laughs, I guess. I guess. Uh, my boss 617 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:25,959 Speaker 1: has all gone. But look look the way he left. 618 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,520 Speaker 1: What the hell is coming up the same aisle? Snick? 619 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:35,920 Speaker 1: But maybe we don't inverse. I'm a doctor from Utah. 620 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,440 Speaker 1: Where am I? Oh that that doesn't translate to Nevada. 621 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:44,000 Speaker 1: You're gonna have to started some other job, a new career. 622 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,640 Speaker 1: Pha I wasn't ask the for a job. I was 623 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,520 Speaker 1: just telling you who I am and wearing from. And 624 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,600 Speaker 1: I want to know Samantha's from you? Where am I? 625 00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,160 Speaker 1: What is this like? The who? What where? Situation? No? 626 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:56,080 Speaker 1: Good good? We we were throwing the Soprise anniversary party 627 00:37:56,160 --> 00:38:02,320 Speaker 1: for set shop. Eccentric. Eccentric, I said, what shop? Sex shop? 628 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,799 Speaker 1: What do you do at a sex shop? Well, well 629 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,800 Speaker 1: you proves you buy whatever you want. We have different movies. 630 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:15,200 Speaker 1: I want to come back here. He's not a little boy. 631 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,560 Speaker 1: About is that a little boy? It's a growner, old man. 632 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:24,759 Speaker 1: He's a regulars go on the shot all in the 633 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,680 Speaker 1: in the dark rooms, talking off all. He's a man. Okay, 634 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,640 Speaker 1: it's a man. So just a b clear. What do 635 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,000 Speaker 1: you mean? I have to be a doctor. Now you're 636 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,719 Speaker 1: in Utah. Now we do things a little different. Most 637 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:43,080 Speaker 1: of us are redheaded doctor. Okay, Well, I'm gonna I 638 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,440 Speaker 1: have no idea what you what to do here? I'm 639 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,279 Speaker 1: gonna have to call the all knowing Dr Zeke. You're 640 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:55,160 Speaker 1: needed in ward to all knowing hotline alone. Yes, I 641 00:38:55,280 --> 00:39:01,160 Speaker 1: met eccentric sex far and I slid on an oil 642 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:05,319 Speaker 1: slick across the border from Nevada to Utah. You know, 643 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:10,279 Speaker 1: I find I find myself performing a surgery. What, sorry, sir, 644 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,239 Speaker 1: do you want to the knife? What? What? What is 645 00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:16,200 Speaker 1: the surgery for? I'm not so failiar with if it 646 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,680 Speaker 1: hurts in my abdomen area. Okay, he's got a problem 647 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,720 Speaker 1: in his abdomen area, open arts specialty. The other doctor 648 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,000 Speaker 1: knew what it was. I'm guessing it's maybe a gall 649 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,440 Speaker 1: bladder situation. I know that sounds like we need to 650 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,680 Speaker 1: take his heart out. Okay, if you could talk me 651 00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:35,440 Speaker 1: through like the dil dues and dil don'ts of this situation. 652 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:40,359 Speaker 1: Happy to first, you want this very small incision right 653 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:44,360 Speaker 1: in the center of between small. I like a small incision. 654 00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:48,399 Speaker 1: You'd be surprised what you could fit in there. May 655 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:53,959 Speaker 1: the meeting of the Utah State Commerce and health Care 656 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,880 Speaker 1: System come do order the new doctor and doctor. Forgive 657 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,440 Speaker 1: me for not knowing your name. I only know this 658 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,960 Speaker 1: you as a new doctor in town. I don't know 659 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,480 Speaker 1: it either. That looks like doctor Zeke. Good doctor Zeke. 660 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:13,160 Speaker 1: Has it is hospital done some miraculous things, including all 661 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:17,239 Speaker 1: of these new medical instruments that he has brought in 662 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:22,439 Speaker 1: his backpack from where something Oh, please, that's that's all. 663 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:26,200 Speaker 1: This meeting doctor Z, several det dudes and til Jones. 664 00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:30,680 Speaker 1: I have now utilized those in my own practice, and 665 00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,640 Speaker 1: I just want to say I have seen such a 666 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:37,120 Speaker 1: fantastic turn around and not only my patient's health, but 667 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,400 Speaker 1: also my staff and myself included. So Dr Zeke, I 668 00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:45,640 Speaker 1: will still do that more. Thank you, if if, if, 669 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,839 Speaker 1: if I might, and I hope this is appropriate, if 670 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,640 Speaker 1: we could all give the doctor a good just a 671 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:57,520 Speaker 1: slow clap that hopefully builds to a clap and somebody 672 00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,319 Speaker 1: going way to go in there something? How about little 673 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:05,040 Speaker 1: pat on the bottom that sounds even bad? Thanks for 674 00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,800 Speaker 1: the applause everyone. It just feels like yesterday I slid 675 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,799 Speaker 1: in here as a doctor from Utah, and now I've 676 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,160 Speaker 1: been here for twelve years as the new sex shop manager. 677 00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,439 Speaker 1: And I appreciate this party, and I want to say 678 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,799 Speaker 1: I love you all and and and you've all done 679 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,320 Speaker 1: so much for me, So I may give you a 680 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:25,880 Speaker 1: little pad. You know that's good. It's a good idude. 681 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,120 Speaker 1: Why don't we all get around and give him a 682 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,800 Speaker 1: pad on the dude pushed him? Has anybody seen Timmy, 683 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,480 Speaker 1: that young boy? Has anybody saying that old Hendry, he's 684 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:39,399 Speaker 1: not a young boy. I mean, like compared to your age. Yes, 685 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,360 Speaker 1: he's younger, but don't just say I've been here for 686 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:47,640 Speaker 1: twelve years. He's you're very You're very old. Now, yeah 687 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:51,480 Speaker 1: he's old. Told him, Yeah, I know, but if I 688 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:57,560 Speaker 1: still need a spanking, Hey, let me handle this. You 689 00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:01,839 Speaker 1: got this all right, old Henry. Um, yeah, I'm thinking 690 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:06,160 Speaker 1: about quitting. You're thinking of you know, I thought of 691 00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:09,480 Speaker 1: quitting this very same job eighty five years ago. And 692 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,200 Speaker 1: that's that. By the way, we didn't even have batteries 693 00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:15,719 Speaker 1: back then. Oh, if you wanted to have a good time, 694 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:19,759 Speaker 1: you had to find someone without station repropolsy and just 695 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:25,279 Speaker 1: hug them and fighting. Possibly come. Yeah, that's crazy. Ain't 696 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:33,120 Speaker 1: gota be a batteries now, I understand. I don't know. 697 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,560 Speaker 1: I want to just see what else is out there? 698 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,480 Speaker 1: What else it on the open road? You know? Yeah, 699 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,680 Speaker 1: I'm going to give you a defel bag full of cash. 700 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,560 Speaker 1: I never spent a dime of what I made here. 701 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:47,839 Speaker 1: I'm independently wealthy from some other investments. Well, Henry, this 702 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:52,080 Speaker 1: is sixty plus years of your salary. I mean, I'm 703 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:59,160 Speaker 1: looking at two three hundred thousand dollars Boa four five 704 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:03,960 Speaker 1: hundred thou dollar hates me and your steps this year, 705 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,680 Speaker 1: and no, we have different dads, but I need that 706 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,160 Speaker 1: van back. Why did you say that every time? You know, 707 00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,120 Speaker 1: there's no duck and bitter of the Wolf without the bassoon, 708 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,799 Speaker 1: and these guys are still my god damn banded you 709 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,640 Speaker 1: let me? Okay, I gave it to you, but now 710 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,440 Speaker 1: I need it back. And you know, so what we 711 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,080 Speaker 1: have different dads? Who gives a ship? Who should we 712 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:25,000 Speaker 1: have different dads? I don't care. Your dad's great, Your 713 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:32,240 Speaker 1: dad's awesome. Yeah, sends everyone fun drawings on Christmas. Santa 714 00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,920 Speaker 1: always ex evil, yeah he does. So anyway, if I 715 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:39,440 Speaker 1: can get the fan back, and it's seriously gonna do this, 716 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:42,759 Speaker 1: I'm going to Utah. I'm changing myre's no, well, there's 717 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:46,239 Speaker 1: no gas in the van. What there's no gas in 718 00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:47,640 Speaker 1: the van? No one was going to use it today. 719 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,080 Speaker 1: There's no gas in the van just because someone wasn't 720 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,359 Speaker 1: gonna use it today. There's no gas in there. Of course, 721 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,920 Speaker 1: he just that's the normal way to feel a thing. Hi, everybody, 722 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,960 Speaker 1: it's your American President. I hope you enjoyed the new 723 00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:04,680 Speaker 1: anthem that you just heard citizens. In order to conserve 724 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:09,800 Speaker 1: petroleum and petroleum products, I now suggest that everyone drains 725 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:13,920 Speaker 1: their tank at nighttime. You're not going to use your vehicle, 726 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:17,359 Speaker 1: leave it empty, Do not drain it into a pen 727 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,600 Speaker 1: or any rubber devices. Drain it on the ground where 728 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,160 Speaker 1: you're cast. Turn that ship off. Man, this is the 729 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,320 Speaker 1: problem with the government. Try and tell us what we 730 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,160 Speaker 1: can do with their gas. Listen, craving, We're gonna kick 731 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,520 Speaker 1: you out of this bar if you don't keep it down. 732 00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,319 Speaker 1: You know I was supposed to was that my order? 733 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,879 Speaker 1: I was supposed to come up with the goddamn anthem. Yeah, 734 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:41,480 Speaker 1: we've heard your anthem a million times. It doesn't inspire anybody, 735 00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:49,960 Speaker 1: pieces everybody. If you can't sing with it on me, 736 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,400 Speaker 1: don't sing it all right, if we can't all sing together, 737 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,000 Speaker 1: just just I'm sorry. Sorry. Did you just say if 738 00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,160 Speaker 1: you can't sing with it on? Is that? Is that 739 00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:05,000 Speaker 1: what I just said? You say? Don't call the president assholes? Whatever? No, no, no, 740 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,480 Speaker 1: A man with that kind of gift can call the 741 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:11,920 Speaker 1: president anything he wants. Asshole, armpit hair. It doesn't matter. 742 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:16,719 Speaker 1: You can't sing with it, how about but ass but asses? Fine? 743 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,520 Speaker 1: You should get the idea that whatever you say is 744 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:25,279 Speaker 1: going to be fine with Listen this new national anthem America. 745 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:30,000 Speaker 1: It's childish somebody with the gift to say something like, 746 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,799 Speaker 1: if you can't sing, you have to sing with it. 747 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,960 Speaker 1: That's who I want writing the national anthem for this country. Well, sorry, 748 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:41,240 Speaker 1: Mr Press, you had your chance, but you really fuck 749 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:45,000 Speaker 1: the pooch. No, I was not. I was not in 750 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,799 Speaker 1: the room. I was just waiting for them to send 751 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:51,200 Speaker 1: me the finals. Look, if you'll trust an old man 752 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:56,080 Speaker 1: president's arm as the president. Sorry to interrupt her. Did 753 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,319 Speaker 1: you want us to bring in any more of these 754 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,960 Speaker 1: pouchers for you to screw them? Yeah? No, there's a 755 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:07,280 Speaker 1: young boy at a corn shop. There's the president. President, 756 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:12,160 Speaker 1: Watch your step is a little oil there. There's a 757 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:17,080 Speaker 1: good chance that might be the end of the show. Uh, 758 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:23,000 Speaker 1: Kevin is frozen right now. It is frozen, but in 759 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:28,920 Speaker 1: the best the best freeze. Oh my god, Christo is 760 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:34,640 Speaker 1: the host. Now that makes sense to everybody. Gary Anthony Williams, 761 00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,160 Speaker 1: we love having you. You're the best. Tell us what's 762 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,239 Speaker 1: going on? Where can people see you? We should we 763 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,560 Speaker 1: be watching, No, you should be watching. Oh. I have 764 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,520 Speaker 1: a couple of new cartoons coming out very soon. They 765 00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:49,000 Speaker 1: just announced Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur they shall be 766 00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,560 Speaker 1: looking for soon. And just I'm just gonna be at 767 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:56,319 Speaker 1: everybody's houses. Everybody have a lot of time. Yeah, James Heney, dude, 768 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,359 Speaker 1: thanks for jumping in there when things got scary. You 769 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,000 Speaker 1: jumped in and ended the show. Anything you want to 770 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,719 Speaker 1: tell our people, I would just say, gosh, it's it's 771 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,080 Speaker 1: great to be here. But it makes it even better 772 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,120 Speaker 1: when there's reviews for me and read and I'm on 773 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,560 Speaker 1: a review. I'm addicted to him. Yeah, I'm addicted. So 774 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,040 Speaker 1: you're asking people to help you with this addiction. Please 775 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,560 Speaker 1: please write a review? All right? All right, Craig, are 776 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:22,840 Speaker 1: you addicted to anything these days? Just just comedy? Yeahh 777 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:26,719 Speaker 1: and man, did I just get my fix? I might 778 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:30,960 Speaker 1: have odeed on that last scene, and I was wondering 779 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,160 Speaker 1: why Kevin you know, called the first scene after hearing 780 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,800 Speaker 1: one national anthem and was letting them letting the third 781 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:43,320 Speaker 1: scene turn into you know, James Joyce's ulysses of a 782 00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:47,839 Speaker 1: long foreman, you know, Joey Greer, Uh, talk to us, 783 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:52,520 Speaker 1: send us out, goodbye, good bye, everybody, We love you. 784 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,520 Speaker 1: We want to thank our engineer, producers, to the start, 785 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,799 Speaker 1: Mr Doug me Uh. Please continue to write to us 786 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,520 Speaker 1: our emails Alchemy this email at gmail dot com. Please 787 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,040 Speaker 1: consider being a patron supporter Ghostie Shows. If you're in 788 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,000 Speaker 1: Santa Monica, if you're if you're in the l A. Area, 789 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,719 Speaker 1: You've got bear supply coming up. Pretty pretty pony. We're 790 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,719 Speaker 1: all getting back out to the West Side Comedy Theater. 791 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,120 Speaker 1: Checkout shows there at west Side Comedy dot com. That's it. 792 00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:25,280 Speaker 1: We love you all until next time. I probably wrapped 793 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:34,680 Speaker 1: up the shot at me right, somebody probably did that. Yeah,