WEBVTT - Cut My Hair Into A Bob For Your Wedding

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Danielle, yep, come on, tell me about your

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>So Bonnie is getting married and she's one of those

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<v Speaker 3>brides that she gives everybody, you know, a list of

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<v Speaker 3>what not to do before her wedding, and one of

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<v Speaker 3>the things is, do not cut your hair before my wedding,

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<v Speaker 3>because she wants everyone's hair a specific way. So her bride'smaid,

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<v Speaker 3>who's also her roommate, Stephanie, says, let's call her and

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<v Speaker 3>tell her I cut my hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh why do you guys insist on messing with brides?

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<v Speaker 2>You know it's not good.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually really just the setup and then I let

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<v Speaker 3>her kind of take it away.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm calling from the salon to tell her. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>she left her earrings, come get them.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here we go. Let's see what happens. Here's Danielle's

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<v Speaker 2>cut your hair and piss off the bride phone tap?

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<v Speaker 4>Really Hello?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Hi, this is Lisa from floaking up salon and

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<v Speaker 3>spam looking for Stephanie.

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<v Speaker 4>She's not hair right now. Can you take a message?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Can you just tell her that when she came

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<v Speaker 3>in to get her hair cut. She left her earrings,

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<v Speaker 3>So just tell her. I'll leave him at the front

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<v Speaker 3>desk and she can stop.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait wait wait what why what? I didn't understand any

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<v Speaker 4>of that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh. When she came in this morning to get her

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<v Speaker 3>hair cut, she left her earrings. When we were washing

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<v Speaker 3>her hair, she took them off, So I'm gonna leave

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<v Speaker 3>them at the front desk for her. Just have her

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<v Speaker 3>come by and she can grab them.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, she cut her hair or she got her hair done.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she cut her hair that she came in with

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<v Speaker 1>a picture. She cut her hair.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm serious.

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<v Speaker 4>M Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>All I'm asking you to do is tell her ears?

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<v Speaker 3>Did her hair?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait?

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<v Speaker 4>What stops?

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<v Speaker 3>Please?

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<v Speaker 4>What did she do her hair?

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<v Speaker 1>She cut her hair. She showed me a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>a haircut she.

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<v Speaker 4>Liked, hitting me.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you what's the big deal? It's a haircut?

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<v Speaker 4>No no, no, no no no, this can't no, this

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<v Speaker 4>carry happening. Oh my gosh, Okay, I have to call

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<v Speaker 4>her right now.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the big I don't understand the big deal.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, she's not supposed to cut her hair.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm getting married and she's supposed to be my pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so her hair actually looks.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, wait, so did she send did she show me

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<v Speaker 4>a picture of like hair up and you get her

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<v Speaker 4>hair up right?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, no, it's a cute little bob she liked.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to be kidding me. I cut it. It

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<v Speaker 1>looks adorable. It's gonna look great in your pictures.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, she is gonna kill me.

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<v Speaker 3>You said she's been a bridezilla this entire time, right,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, oh yeah, So obviously she's.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna call you back right away. So when she calls

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<v Speaker 1>three way us so that.

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<v Speaker 3>I can hear what's going on, okay, three way Us,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I'm not going to say anything.

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<v Speaker 1>This is all you.

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<v Speaker 3>You got it?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, go ahead, But what's go on?

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<v Speaker 4>I just got so cold. Some lady said you left

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<v Speaker 4>your earrings at it like a hair place. Uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I went yeah what I just I just would a haircut.

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<v Speaker 4>Haircut with you, Stephanie.

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<v Speaker 3>This is my day.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, I get it, But like, look at either

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<v Speaker 4>the day. It looks like I just I just got

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<v Speaker 4>a little too bob. Looks like she's out of bob, Stephanie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it's like it's pretty cute. It's like a pixie cut,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, like, oh, like all the actresses they're doing

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<v Speaker 4>right now. It's super cute.

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<v Speaker 3>You know you're gonna love it. You're gonna love you not.

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<v Speaker 4>Fortun pay for your extensions. Extensives? What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Extensives? I'm not gonna be your hair.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the same as everyone else's. How clear do I

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<v Speaker 4>have to be, Bobbie, I've never been apprised with like

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<v Speaker 4>a crazy bride before.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got to chill out. It's just, well, look, you're like.

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<v Speaker 4>You're being a little controlling. I mean, I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>if anybody's said anything, but like, honestly, you signed up

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<v Speaker 4>for this. I asked everyone to not cut their hair.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't change your appearance for getting spray down. What's wrong

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<v Speaker 4>with you? I'm part of your party, but like I

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<v Speaker 4>can't be controlled by everything you do and everything you say.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a haircut.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you on drugs? I wish I was, because seriously,

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<v Speaker 4>this is becoming a pain in the ass. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know how like tolerate all of it anymore. This can't

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<v Speaker 4>be real. What I didn't do anything to you?

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<v Speaker 3>I did I got my on.

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<v Speaker 4>You want to change your appearance, Bonny, Seriously, you have

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<v Speaker 4>got what is wrong with you? Send me a picture

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<v Speaker 4>of your ugly Hairdo you're being crazy? I'm not being crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>This is my one day, This is my wedding. Step No,

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<v Speaker 4>you've already had your one day. This is your second wedding, Honey.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't want to send me a picture. Send me

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<v Speaker 4>a picture right now.

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<v Speaker 3>She can't send you a picture of her new hair

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<v Speaker 3>because she didn't really cut it. Who's this, Bonnie? This

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<v Speaker 3>is Danielle Minarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 3>And we just phone ta to No.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you are crazy?

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<v Speaker 4>Girl?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, no.

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<v Speaker 4>She knows me. Oh my gosh, I'm like sweating the

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<v Speaker 4>Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participants.

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<v Speaker 3>The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis d ran

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<v Speaker 3>in the Morning Show