1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:17,080 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on 3 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:24,360 Speaker 1: a fantastic Friday. We'll do a little bit of ag talk. 4 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,480 Speaker 1: I mean, my goodness, We're going all over the place, 5 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: from Trump's pardons to professional wrestling to some guy wants 6 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,160 Speaker 1: to know if he should tell some lady to shut 7 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 1: up in the gym. All that and more coming in 8 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 1: the second hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. So let's 9 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 1: do this one, Jesse, he says, calls me all you 10 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:45,880 Speaker 1: can eat shrimp showgun. I know Trump is holding a grudge, 11 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,839 Speaker 1: but it will be great if Trump tapped Heavy D 12 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,840 Speaker 1: to be ag. That's Rona Santus. He's a Harvard graduate lawyer, 13 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 1: former JAG officer. He gets turned out at the end 14 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: of the year, so on and so forth. Okay, so 15 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:06,679 Speaker 1: his name is Dale. I don't know that Trump and 16 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:10,399 Speaker 1: Heavy D have a grudge, Like people still think they 17 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 1: have a grudge. And I say that because it's not 18 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:17,080 Speaker 1: publicly known. But I know this, it's not widely known. 19 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,760 Speaker 1: I should say it's out there. They golf together. They've 20 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:23,680 Speaker 1: golfed together, so it's not like they're not on speaking terms. Now, 21 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 1: maybe that's just the President of the United States of 22 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: America golfing with the governor of Florida. Because they're going 23 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 1: to work together on things. That's inevitable. So maybe it's that. 24 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:37,680 Speaker 1: And look, there's no question Trump harbored a lot of 25 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 1: resentment for rond De Santis for challenging him in that primary. 26 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 1: Donald Trump felt like that was rightly his and that 27 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 1: nobody should challenge him, and he really, really really was 28 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:53,240 Speaker 1: sore about that whole thing. That was extremely obvious. I 29 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 1: don't know that that still exists. As far as nominating 30 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:02,560 Speaker 1: Ron De Santis, again, I want to emphasize this. It's 31 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: not that I would be against it. I love Ron Santus. 32 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:09,960 Speaker 1: He's just been the best governor. But I don't know 33 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 1: that that job is as sweet as people think if 34 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:18,760 Speaker 1: you're a politically ambitious person. And so let me explain, 35 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:23,800 Speaker 1: as I try to bring up yesterday, the next attorney general, 36 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 1: the next attorney general is going to have less than 37 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 1: three years. So we're talking, let's do where are we 38 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 1: at April already two and a half years. You've got okay, 39 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 1: you've got two and a half years. And it doesn't 40 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: exactly take some kind of political savant to figure out 41 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 1: we're not going to have the House of Representatives after November, 42 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,079 Speaker 1: and there's a chance we won't even have the Senate. 43 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: How many attorney generals, and I know it's attorneys general. 44 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,799 Speaker 1: That's stupid, that's not what I say. How many attorney 45 00:02:54,840 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 1: generals have already been held in contempt of Congress. You're 46 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,880 Speaker 1: the attorney general and you're doing things like going after 47 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:08,520 Speaker 1: Democrat fraud, possibly even prosecuting the deep state. Remember, we 48 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:12,920 Speaker 1: have a huge, huge case right now in Florida, a 49 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:16,959 Speaker 1: huge case being held in Florida. If you're trying to 50 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,799 Speaker 1: arrest John Brennan, and I hear that John Brennan might 51 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,640 Speaker 1: burn if you're trying to arrest people like John Brennan. 52 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 1: I have a headline right here. Vance Anti Fraud Task 53 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 1: Force suspends two hundred and twenty one California hospice and 54 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 1: healthcare providers so far, Remember how remember how deep the 55 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: fraud goes, how bad it is. 56 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 2: And this is the first takedown for the new White 57 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 2: House Fraud Task Force. They arrested two owners of two 58 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 2: hospices here in Greater Los Angeles. They're accused of collectively 59 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 2: stealing about sixteen million dollars from taxpayers, and this money 60 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 2: was intended right for compassionate end of life care for 61 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,320 Speaker 2: the terminally ill. Now, what they were doing was this 62 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 2: admitting people who are not qualified for hospice, but build 63 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,000 Speaker 2: the government as if they were about thirty thousand dollars 64 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 2: per patient. When the benefits ran out, they dropped them. 65 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 2: Here's the kicker. Nationally, eighty percent of adults admitted or 66 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:16,960 Speaker 2: people admitted to hospice die, and usually in the first 67 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:20,599 Speaker 2: few weeks. Here almost nobody died. After eight months, ninety 68 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,039 Speaker 2: seven percent left alive. 69 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,159 Speaker 1: How many of these cases are going to be tied 70 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 1: back to Democrat politicians? Let me guess all of them, 71 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:35,279 Speaker 1: virtually all of them. When they start digging into this well, 72 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:41,240 Speaker 1: mister click click, I see that you had three fake 73 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:47,039 Speaker 1: hospices in Los Angeles. Huh who helped you get these started? 74 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,000 Speaker 1: Who approved? Who put their name on the dotted line 75 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 1: and approved your business? This is all going to tie 76 00:04:55,600 --> 00:05:00,240 Speaker 1: back to Democrat politicians, aren't you with me? So let's 77 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:04,040 Speaker 1: say we have Attorney General Rond de Santus. Rond de 78 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:07,559 Speaker 1: Santus is going to spend his time arresting democrats because 79 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 1: Democrats are criminals. He's going to be arresting Democrats for 80 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:14,839 Speaker 1: this fraud stuff, deep staters like John Brennan. And we 81 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:19,279 Speaker 1: have a Democrat controlled House, possibly a Democrat controlled Senate. 82 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,120 Speaker 1: Do you have any idea what they're going to do 83 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 1: to him and try to do to him for two 84 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: and a half years as he tries to actually arrest 85 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 1: the deep state. Now let's go back to Ronda Santus. 86 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,120 Speaker 1: And I don't know him personally. I met him one time, 87 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 1: so it's not like we text. I don't know him, 88 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: but I am assuming that he's a pretty ambitious human being. 89 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 1: As you already said, he was an athlete Harvard Law. 90 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 1: I mean, now the best governor in America. This is 91 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 1: a young man who is ambitious. If you are a 92 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:57,039 Speaker 1: young ambitious man who has really major bones in the 93 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 1: public sphere, is Donald Trump's attorney general? That appealing of 94 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:06,960 Speaker 1: a job when you know the communists are going to 95 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 1: savage you for the next two and a half years. 96 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,280 Speaker 1: I don't think that job is as appealing as people 97 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 1: think it is. That's the problem, Jesse. Now that the 98 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,160 Speaker 1: Bondie ears are over, Bondie ears are over, when can 99 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:21,359 Speaker 1: we expect to see some handcuffs on a Democrat. I 100 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:24,239 Speaker 1: don't want to get anybody's hopes up or over promise 101 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,719 Speaker 1: anything in the world. But I will again emphasize what 102 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,840 Speaker 1: I already said that I am hearing over and over 103 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,880 Speaker 1: and over again that John Brennan is probably in some 104 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,280 Speaker 1: serious legal trouble. No, I don't think he's going to 105 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 1: go to prison for thirty years. I'm not freaking naive. 106 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,040 Speaker 1: I'm not selling you that at all. But yeah, you're right, Chris, 107 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: it's something I think John Brennan is in some significant 108 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 1: legal trouble. Bronco, what do you know about Todd blanch 109 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,800 Speaker 1: who's feeling in for Bondie sucks. I've never heard a 110 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,680 Speaker 1: single good word about Todd Blanche, not one. Jesse. Your 111 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:57,680 Speaker 1: intro music sounds a lot like WWE wrestler AJ Styles. 112 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:03,040 Speaker 1: Curious your take on profession wrestling. I loved professional wrestling 113 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: when I was a kid. Don't shake your head, Chris. 114 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,360 Speaker 1: You were never into professional wrestling even when you're a kid. 115 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 1: That's so weird. Maybe it was just not No. I 116 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 1: don't like plays too. It's not like place a young 117 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 1: man gets into professional wrestling. But then again, and I 118 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 1: hate to do this. Back in my day thing, we 119 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,520 Speaker 1: had Hulk Hogan. Back in the day, Hulk Hogan was 120 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 1: a national icon. People your age, Chris, do not understand 121 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 1: how big Hulk Hogan was in the United States of 122 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:37,120 Speaker 1: America back when I was a kid. He was just 123 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 1: a really, really, really big deal wrestling. Peace to the 124 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,120 Speaker 1: Hulks there. Yeah, I was totally into professional wrestling when 125 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,320 Speaker 1: I was a kid. Freaking loved it. You know what, 126 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,680 Speaker 1: I don't love our country being pillaged by foreigners in 127 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 1: jobs going to foreigners. Headline outrage as Oracle fires thousands 128 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:02,000 Speaker 1: after foreign were Let me just read from the article 129 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,240 Speaker 1: because the headline is just the worst thing I've ever 130 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:08,440 Speaker 1: seen in my life. According to the US Citizenship and 131 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:15,239 Speaker 1: Immigration Services Data Oracle, the company filed for roughly three thousand, 132 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:19,680 Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty six petitions to employ H one 133 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 1: B visas in fiscal years twenty twenty five and twenty 134 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 1: twenty six, and on Tuesday of this week, they sent 135 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:38,480 Speaker 1: out an email that fired thousands of people corporate America. 136 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,440 Speaker 1: I don't think they're reading the tea leaves very well. 137 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,839 Speaker 1: And this is many, many, many companies in corporate America. 138 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:50,520 Speaker 1: I'm not just isolating oracle companies. In the United States 139 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 1: of America, major corporations have been firing American workers and 140 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 1: hiring foreigners for a very long time. This has been 141 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,040 Speaker 1: the legal pillaging of our country for a very long 142 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:05,800 Speaker 1: time because that's the way they've gotten used to doing business. 143 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,200 Speaker 1: I think maybe they don't have their political ear to 144 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:13,640 Speaker 1: the ground and they don't understand that there is a 145 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:18,559 Speaker 1: severe backlash coming. It will not be under the Trump administration, 146 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,520 Speaker 1: because he's also one of those guys. Wish he wasn't, 147 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,440 Speaker 1: but it is what it is. Like I said, Trump's 148 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:26,319 Speaker 1: the beginning, He's not the end. He's one of those guys. 149 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,640 Speaker 1: His friends are all those guys. But in the future, 150 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,679 Speaker 1: the right is going to begin to punish these companies 151 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,840 Speaker 1: as they should be punished when they lay off ten 152 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:40,319 Speaker 1: thousand American workers and then go grab ten thousand people 153 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,960 Speaker 1: from India and pay them two thirds of what the 154 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:47,199 Speaker 1: Americans were making. The legal pillaging of the United States 155 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:51,200 Speaker 1: of America must stop. And if you are a business, 156 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,439 Speaker 1: I know the bottom line matters. I know you've got 157 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:56,440 Speaker 1: to make money. 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Why all the blue hero at 187 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:49,600 Speaker 1: obese hags that populate the affluent, white female liberals one 188 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:52,880 Speaker 1: our streets filled with illegal alien rapists because they're so 189 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:58,679 Speaker 1: starved for affection. No, listen, let me explain this again. 190 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:09,559 Speaker 1: Human beings are biologically engineered by God for certain things. 191 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:15,079 Speaker 1: You are born with certain things. Men, If you could, 192 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,840 Speaker 1: if you could, if you had a newborn baby today, 193 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,560 Speaker 1: and you hopped in a time machine and you went 194 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:26,240 Speaker 1: back to medieval times, and you begin to raise that 195 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:29,679 Speaker 1: young boy. Let's say it was a boy back in 196 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:34,840 Speaker 1: medieval times. I promise you, cross my heart and hope 197 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,960 Speaker 1: to die, that he would eventually find a stick that 198 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,800 Speaker 1: he would treat as a sword. He would pretend it 199 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:44,800 Speaker 1: was a sword, he would he would fight imaginary things. 200 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,840 Speaker 1: Today it's a gun. Everything's a gun. That are a 201 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:53,960 Speaker 1: firearm of some kind. Every single thing is why men 202 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:58,280 Speaker 1: are born to be fighters and warriors. That's why our 203 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,680 Speaker 1: bodies are constructed the way the constructed, with bigger shoulders 204 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:05,559 Speaker 1: and bigger hips and more muscle mass. Men are made. 205 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,000 Speaker 1: God's how God made them, because he knew that was 206 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:11,720 Speaker 1: going to be part of their role in society. Women 207 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,800 Speaker 1: just the exact same thing. If you threw that little 208 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,520 Speaker 1: baby girl back in a time capsule and when all 209 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,440 Speaker 1: the way back in history, she would eventually find a 210 00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:24,040 Speaker 1: doll or toy of some kind that she would treat 211 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:29,280 Speaker 1: like a baby, a baby she's raising. Chris has a daughter? 212 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,560 Speaker 1: Is she hit the baby phase yet? Chris? Oh yeah, 213 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,400 Speaker 1: Chris is not? Is of course she has. It's in them. 214 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,120 Speaker 1: It's how God made them. Doesn't mean every woman is 215 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,280 Speaker 1: going to be a mother, or that every woman should 216 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:42,640 Speaker 1: be a mother, but that is how women are definitely created. 217 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:49,360 Speaker 1: They are created that way to be nurturers and mothers. Now, 218 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:55,600 Speaker 1: if you are a communist, that creates for you a 219 00:13:55,920 --> 00:14:04,920 Speaker 1: wonderful opportunity. What opportunity will take those motherly instincts and 220 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:09,880 Speaker 1: channel them into making her a mother of the revolution. 221 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:16,880 Speaker 1: Make her the mother of that criminal, that criminal who's 222 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:20,760 Speaker 1: been cremitting crimes his whole life. If you start working 223 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:25,120 Speaker 1: on her social media social circles early, get her off 224 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:29,360 Speaker 1: to college, that's her communist finishing school. By the time 225 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:34,520 Speaker 1: she graduates, that multi time felon will be in her mind. 226 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:39,160 Speaker 1: Her baby has to be protected. She'll fight for him, 227 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:43,520 Speaker 1: she'll gill for him, she'll die for him. Make the illegal, 228 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:48,000 Speaker 1: the foreigner, make him your baby, make the gay movement, 229 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:53,760 Speaker 1: all the LGBTQ stuff, those are your babies. And how 230 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:59,280 Speaker 1: does a woman act when her child is threatened? She 231 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:03,840 Speaker 1: will fight and die for her child. It is how 232 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:08,880 Speaker 1: God made them. Women are that way. She will fight 233 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:13,200 Speaker 1: in a heartbeat for her child and happily die for them. 234 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,640 Speaker 1: I am here to tell you you may be under 235 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:21,440 Speaker 1: the impression that these communist women, if they are themselves robed, 236 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 1: they're mugged or raped or something like that, that they 237 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,680 Speaker 1: will then have a change of heart about the foreign 238 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,640 Speaker 1: barbarians or criminals. And I am here to tell you 239 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:35,440 Speaker 1: the vast majority of them would not change at all. 240 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,920 Speaker 1: They wouldn't hesitate even a little bit to continue to 241 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:44,920 Speaker 1: fight on behalf of the communist revolution because she's a mother. 242 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:49,960 Speaker 1: That is why they are the way they are, and 243 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,800 Speaker 1: that is why if you are the parent of a daughter, 244 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,840 Speaker 1: or maybe you are one of those daughters listening right now, 245 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:02,680 Speaker 1: you need to be so so careful because they are 246 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:07,440 Speaker 1: after you. They view you as the ultimate recruit, and 247 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:11,040 Speaker 1: they also know this. What have I said before? When 248 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:15,200 Speaker 1: do women turn communist in college? And when do men 249 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:20,680 Speaker 1: turn communists when they marry one? I see it all 250 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,840 Speaker 1: the time. I hear it all the time. You sent 251 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,880 Speaker 1: your baby girl off to college and you paid fifty 252 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,720 Speaker 1: thousand dollars a year because she said, daddy, daddy, I've 253 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,480 Speaker 1: always wanted to go to school here, and you got 254 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:35,800 Speaker 1: back a blue haired freak who hates your freaking guts. 255 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,640 Speaker 1: She gained seventy five pounds and shaved her head and 256 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:44,200 Speaker 1: now you don't even recognize her anymore. Is sent her 257 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:48,640 Speaker 1: off to college and dudes, I have one rule in 258 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,440 Speaker 1: my house for my sons. I had one rule, But 259 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,720 Speaker 1: for my sons, I don't control them. You love who 260 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,200 Speaker 1: you love, You date who you date, as long as 261 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,160 Speaker 1: it's a woman. By the way, you love who you love, 262 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:01,280 Speaker 1: you date who you dates are not welcome in my home. 263 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,600 Speaker 1: I can't even stop you from dating one. By the way, 264 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,000 Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not going to control them like that. 265 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:10,119 Speaker 1: If you ever date a Democrat, she is unwelcome in 266 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:14,320 Speaker 1: my home. That is because I love my sons, and 267 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:18,119 Speaker 1: I know to marry one will destroy your happiness and 268 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:21,479 Speaker 1: possibly destroy yourself. I've seen it a thousand times, and 269 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:24,600 Speaker 1: I know there are exceptions. I know you're typing up 270 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,200 Speaker 1: an email right now, But Jesse, my wife is a Democrat. 271 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:30,280 Speaker 1: I got that. I understand there are exceptions. Over and 272 00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:33,240 Speaker 1: over and over and over and over and over again. 273 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:37,639 Speaker 1: I get emails from parents, I talk to friends, Ah, 274 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:41,280 Speaker 1: my son married a liberal. Now he hates us. Now 275 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,440 Speaker 1: they won't let us visit without vaccination. Now they won't 276 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,080 Speaker 1: let us visit anymore because we voted for Trump. My 277 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:51,720 Speaker 1: son won't stand up to her. Women become communists in college, 278 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:55,560 Speaker 1: and men become communist when they marry a communist. Over 279 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:59,800 Speaker 1: and over and over again. All right, it's finally addressed. 280 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:03,040 Speaker 1: Left over meat, the lady who's too loud at the 281 00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:10,920 Speaker 1: gym and Trump's pardon problem. Next the Jesse Kelly Show. 282 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:16,640 Speaker 1: It is the United States of America. I'd about said 283 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,639 Speaker 1: it's the United States. I mean, I guess it is 284 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,760 Speaker 1: the United States of America. Chris. That's what we are, 285 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:26,200 Speaker 1: after all. It's the Jesse Kelly Show. If you miss 286 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,440 Speaker 1: any part of the show, you can download it iHeart, 287 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:35,440 Speaker 1: Spotify iTunes. The subject of this one is loud black woman. Jesse. 288 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,480 Speaker 1: I'm a white guy married to a black woman. And yes, 289 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,520 Speaker 1: they tend to get a little loud at the movies, 290 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,359 Speaker 1: and she'll sing when cooking, et cetera. But there is 291 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,320 Speaker 1: a different black lady at my gym that is over 292 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:52,240 Speaker 1: the top loud singing that even my headphones listening to 293 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:55,640 Speaker 1: the Great Jesse Kelly, I can still easily hear her. 294 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,800 Speaker 1: It's obnoxiously loud. It's got to the point where if 295 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,960 Speaker 1: I seek her in the gym, I'll leave and go 296 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:07,080 Speaker 1: do an outdoor workout. Am I allowed to say anything? 297 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:14,360 Speaker 1: Or do I just let this go? Well? I let 298 00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:23,480 Speaker 1: it go, or consider approaching the gym management and bringing 299 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:30,160 Speaker 1: the problem to them. Gym management should already be addressing 300 00:19:30,359 --> 00:19:32,840 Speaker 1: that kind of behavior. You know, they always have signs 301 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,040 Speaker 1: up in the gym don't slam the weights don't do this, 302 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:38,639 Speaker 1: and they're trying to make sure people can't ruin the 303 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:42,240 Speaker 1: gym experience for other people. So ideally the gym should 304 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:47,200 Speaker 1: have addressed that behavior anyway, but since they haven't, either 305 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:51,480 Speaker 1: bring it to them or let it go. The reason 306 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:57,080 Speaker 1: I bring this up is this confronting a woman. Now, 307 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,359 Speaker 1: if you're a man, you don't ever let a woman 308 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:04,919 Speaker 1: trample all over you. You're not a rug. But confronting a 309 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:11,960 Speaker 1: woman is almost always a lose lose situation for the man. 310 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,320 Speaker 1: Do you believe you were going to tap that young 311 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,720 Speaker 1: lady on the shoulder and tell her to pipe down, 312 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:25,040 Speaker 1: and she's going to do it. You've just embarrassed her, 313 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,320 Speaker 1: maybe angered her. What are you going to do if 314 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:33,639 Speaker 1: she starts getting loud? You then have to slink away, 315 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:37,080 Speaker 1: which looks weak, or you can start yelling too, which 316 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:41,040 Speaker 1: looks terrible because other men and frankly probably other women 317 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,720 Speaker 1: are going to instinctively be on her side because she's 318 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:49,640 Speaker 1: the woman and you're the man. There is very very 319 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:53,720 Speaker 1: little that can turn out well for a man by 320 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:59,440 Speaker 1: confronting a woman in a public space who's doing something poorly. 321 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,760 Speaker 1: Just walk away, go do some pushups outside and let 322 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,200 Speaker 1: it go or tell the gym management Jesse. My wife 323 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:11,520 Speaker 1: ordered a catered Easter dinner featuring five pounds a sliced 324 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,520 Speaker 1: leg of lamb for eight people, but we're only having 325 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:18,199 Speaker 1: four people. Her reasoning is, well, we'll have leftovers for 326 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,760 Speaker 1: the week. I can't argue with that kind of logic. 327 00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:24,000 Speaker 1: I should say something about the leftovers. But I learned 328 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,919 Speaker 1: from past mistakes not to upset the apple cart and 329 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,560 Speaker 1: just let it go. Am I right or wrong on 330 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:34,480 Speaker 1: this one? I think you are underselling. Many people undersell 331 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:40,199 Speaker 1: the glory of leftover meat. Leftover meat presents you with 332 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,119 Speaker 1: so many freaking options. I've told you but that we 333 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,080 Speaker 1: make brisket before very rare. I'd say twice a year 334 00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:49,520 Speaker 1: I make a brisket. Well, when you make a brisket, 335 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:56,720 Speaker 1: we always make too much. That's on purpose. Why, Well, 336 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,720 Speaker 1: it's going to be brisket week in the Kelly household. 337 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:03,600 Speaker 1: It's brisket sandwiches. We get some hamburger bunds at the store, 338 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:07,879 Speaker 1: brisket sandwiches. The next night. I will get some tortilla chips. 339 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,960 Speaker 1: I will make brisket nachos the next night. OB will 340 00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:14,760 Speaker 1: And you can do this with the lamb, for sure, 341 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,240 Speaker 1: that's a good point. Chris Lamb is great. Left over meat. 342 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:22,399 Speaker 1: IB will get pitas. Get a pita, Throw that lamb 343 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:26,160 Speaker 1: in a frying pan with some onions, some butter, maybe 344 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:30,040 Speaker 1: drop some cheese on there. Scoop all that gloriousness in 345 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:33,160 Speaker 1: a pita or in a tortilla or something like that. 346 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:37,840 Speaker 1: Leftover meat is glorious. Throw all that crap in a 347 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:43,840 Speaker 1: frying pan with some butter, or even better, eggs. Nothing 348 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,960 Speaker 1: better than left over meat with eggs. Hey, Jesse, shouldn't 349 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,800 Speaker 1: we be at least a little bit concerned about the 350 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:55,960 Speaker 1: president's pardon of Joseph Schwartz? All right, So I haven't 351 00:22:55,960 --> 00:23:00,720 Speaker 1: really talked about it. Maybe you've heard about it. Joseph 352 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:06,119 Speaker 1: Schwartz was a nursing home operator. He was convicted of 353 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:12,200 Speaker 1: thirty nine million dollars in fraud. Donald Trump pardoned him 354 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:19,199 Speaker 1: three months into a three year sentence. The families of 355 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,639 Speaker 1: some of the patients, they were actually awarded millions of 356 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:27,240 Speaker 1: dollars in lawsuits, but they still haven't gotten their money yet. 357 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:32,120 Speaker 1: So these families were defrauded. The lawsuits came in, Hey, 358 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,840 Speaker 1: this guy owes you millions of dollars, but they don't 359 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,320 Speaker 1: have their millions of dollars. And then Donald Trump stepped 360 00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:43,480 Speaker 1: in and sprung this guy from prison early, very very early, 361 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:47,159 Speaker 1: three months into the sentence. So I told you that, 362 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,879 Speaker 1: and I'll tell you another story. Now, this one's a 363 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:57,399 Speaker 1: little closer to home. I know it's true. There is 364 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:02,119 Speaker 1: a wealthy guy, not that I know know, but that 365 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,280 Speaker 1: I had a connection to in Montana. He's not a friend, 366 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,199 Speaker 1: he's not even what I would call an acquaintance, but 367 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:11,760 Speaker 1: a connection to in Montana. He was looking to buy 368 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:16,199 Speaker 1: a big piece of property, had all kinds of money. 369 00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,720 Speaker 1: So I asked, how to get all this money? Well, 370 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:23,920 Speaker 1: he was a finance guy, a finance guy who did 371 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:30,320 Speaker 1: some very illegal things, got arrested, got convicted, got sentenced 372 00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:33,080 Speaker 1: to long time in prison. I think it was ten years, 373 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:41,760 Speaker 1: got a pardon from Donald Trump. Apparently this guy is 374 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,080 Speaker 1: either business partners or friends I don't or both, I 375 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:50,680 Speaker 1: don't know. With Jared Kushner, donald Trump's son in law, 376 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:59,840 Speaker 1: that stuff looks bad. It looks really bad. It just does. 377 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,440 Speaker 1: I can't what do you want to say? I don't 378 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,520 Speaker 1: have anything else say about it. And this is not 379 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:08,880 Speaker 1: a one off. This has happened quite a few times. 380 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:15,040 Speaker 1: Donald Trump pardons really scummy people who've done some really 381 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:21,840 Speaker 1: really bad things. I hate the presidential pardon process. Remember 382 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,639 Speaker 1: Joe Biden, because he was non functional, pardon all kinds 383 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,159 Speaker 1: of scumbags, and we were mad about that. But this 384 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,840 Speaker 1: guy did this, and this guy did that. Look, if 385 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,960 Speaker 1: you want to pardon somebody because you think he got 386 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,240 Speaker 1: a raw deal and a trial or something like that, 387 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:43,520 Speaker 1: that's fine. When you're pardoning friends, donors, people who've lobbied you, 388 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:50,399 Speaker 1: that looks terrible, especially when you're out there cracking down 389 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,360 Speaker 1: on things like. 390 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,639 Speaker 2: Now, this is the first takedown for the new White 391 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:58,639 Speaker 2: House Fraud Task Force. They arrested two owners of two 392 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:02,680 Speaker 2: hospices here in Greater Los Angeles. They're accused of collectively 393 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:07,359 Speaker 2: stealing about sixteen million dollars from taxpayers. And this money 394 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:11,600 Speaker 2: was intended right for compassionate end of life care for 395 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,040 Speaker 2: the terminally ill. Now, what they were doing was this 396 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,280 Speaker 2: admitting people. 397 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:20,399 Speaker 1: Okay, so you correctly deployed JD Vans out there to 398 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,600 Speaker 1: crack down on this fraud. They're already cracking down. There've 399 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:28,000 Speaker 1: already been arrests. It's obvious to anyone paying attention that JD. 400 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:32,040 Speaker 1: Vance is going to be the face of anti fraud. 401 00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,800 Speaker 1: That it is setting JD. Vans up to campaign on 402 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,480 Speaker 1: something in twenty twenty eight, and that is good. Trump 403 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:42,280 Speaker 1: did good. JD. Vans is being good. Now when we 404 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:46,000 Speaker 1: start campaigning on that fraud, we're going to crack down 405 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,919 Speaker 1: on the fraud. Their fraud, their fraud, fraud is bad. 406 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,080 Speaker 1: This is something that is appealing to Americans because Americans 407 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:57,280 Speaker 1: are struggling right now. We don't like thieves. We want 408 00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:01,000 Speaker 1: the fraud to stop. We can't afford groceries. Jade Vance 409 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,160 Speaker 1: is going to make it a central plank of his campaign. 410 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:09,879 Speaker 1: What are the Democrats going to say? Wow? Then, why'd 411 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:16,560 Speaker 1: your pardon Joseph Schwartz? It hurts us anyway? Do other stuff? Next? 412 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,400 Speaker 1: He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right. 413 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:28,480 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, 414 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,080 Speaker 1: wonderful Friday. I remember, you can email us your love, 415 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,240 Speaker 1: your hate, you're deaf, fretch, You're asked doctor Jesse questions. 416 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:38,520 Speaker 1: You can get those emailed into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow 417 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,520 Speaker 1: dot com. Hey, Jesse, I have what could be perhaps 418 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:45,040 Speaker 1: your toughest question to date. It's an hour before you 419 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,080 Speaker 1: go on the air and you get a call from 420 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,879 Speaker 1: your lovely wife that there's a family emergency that you 421 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,520 Speaker 1: must attend immediately. There's no time to coordinate a guest host, 422 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,480 Speaker 1: so you're stuck with asking Chris or Corey to cover 423 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:03,240 Speaker 1: for you. Would you trust in why to carry the 424 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:07,200 Speaker 1: heavyweight of guest hosting the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. 425 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:13,480 Speaker 1: Oh man, you guys are better off just turning off 426 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:22,560 Speaker 1: the radio. It's just, uh, well, here's the thing you 427 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,439 Speaker 1: have to You have to be in love with the 428 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,320 Speaker 1: sound of your own voice in order to do what 429 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,680 Speaker 1: I do. I'm not sure if Chris or Corey love 430 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,399 Speaker 1: the sound of their own voice quite enough to do 431 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:41,880 Speaker 1: what Corey what. Corey said, he's had his own radio show. Yeah, 432 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:46,800 Speaker 1: but it probably sucked or it's what okay, But both 433 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,520 Speaker 1: of them actually have a voice that could probably do radio. 434 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:54,600 Speaker 1: Neither of them have you know, squeaky women's voices. Neither 435 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,800 Speaker 1: of them sound like hens A Graham, So they both 436 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,840 Speaker 1: have the voice for it. You know what. I'll tell 437 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,200 Speaker 1: you what. I think they could probably do it together 438 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:05,200 Speaker 1: because they goof off together. I think they could probably 439 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:10,640 Speaker 1: do it together. What Chris. What Chris said, goofing off 440 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,719 Speaker 1: together as their whole job, it really is. I mean 441 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,960 Speaker 1: they hang out outside of work, they goof off during 442 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,880 Speaker 1: the show while I'm over here carrying the load. I 443 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:23,960 Speaker 1: think they could probably do it together. And Corey, well, 444 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,400 Speaker 1: Corey has done a radio show, as he said, Chris 445 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,280 Speaker 1: has been in radio as long as I have, if 446 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,640 Speaker 1: not longer, so they could get in and out of break. 447 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,640 Speaker 1: I don't know that I can choose one. It will 448 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,840 Speaker 1: probably be Corey because he's done one. But I think 449 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,880 Speaker 1: they would have to do it together. The problem is 450 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,320 Speaker 1: I only have one microphone. When they built this studio here, 451 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:47,160 Speaker 1: they asked, well, do you want a separate microphone for 452 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:52,880 Speaker 1: when you have guests who are in studio. Well, I 453 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,080 Speaker 1: had to fill them in on a couple things. First 454 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,960 Speaker 1: of all, I don't have a lot of guests. What 455 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,360 Speaker 1: once a week, maybe twice a week, we'll have a 456 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,080 Speaker 1: guest on the show. I don't like a lot of guests. 457 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:07,480 Speaker 1: I just prefer to do all the talking myself. That's one. Two, 458 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:14,080 Speaker 1: we don't allow guests in the studio. We have never won, Chris, 459 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,400 Speaker 1: have we ever won time? We have never one time 460 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,480 Speaker 1: had a guest in the studio, and we've had multiple 461 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,560 Speaker 1: people ask Hey, I'm in town. I'd be happy to 462 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,120 Speaker 1: come in the studio. I'm sure you would, but you're 463 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,720 Speaker 1: not welcome in the studio. And here's why they're not 464 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,200 Speaker 1: welcome in the studio. This is our sanctuary. This is 465 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,960 Speaker 1: where we have fruit snacks, and this is our own 466 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,120 Speaker 1: little sanctuary. Here. You get one guest in here to 467 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,240 Speaker 1: be some guy, well I'm running for Senate or something 468 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,479 Speaker 1: like that. There'll be some dime who's on the news, 469 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,760 Speaker 1: let me dame my opinions or something like that. You 470 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,520 Speaker 1: can't ever get rid of them. They'll get there and 471 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,240 Speaker 1: they'll just want to hang. Well, can we do another segment? No, 472 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,360 Speaker 1: I thought you kind of sucked on the last one. 473 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:03,160 Speaker 1: Get out. It prevents me from having to be a jerk. 474 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:07,200 Speaker 1: You know, nobody else is allowed hear so I only 475 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,000 Speaker 1: have one microphone. Jesse, you claim to be an idiot, 476 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,480 Speaker 1: but you're always reading. I claim to be smart, but 477 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,080 Speaker 1: I don't read much. Not because I don't like it, 478 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:19,520 Speaker 1: but because I read so slowly, on average, about a 479 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,200 Speaker 1: page a minute. Then my mind drifts and I have 480 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,120 Speaker 1: to read it all over again. My question is for 481 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,240 Speaker 1: someone who claims to be an idiot, how fast do 482 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:34,480 Speaker 1: you read? How many pages a minute? How many pages 483 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:40,680 Speaker 1: a minute? A minute's not very long. I would I'm 484 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:44,160 Speaker 1: a pretty fast reader. But I certainly wouldn't call myself 485 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:48,080 Speaker 1: a speed reader. I'm totally guessing here. I would guess 486 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:53,600 Speaker 1: three or four pages, maybe five pages. I would think 487 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,640 Speaker 1: I'm a pretty fast reader. Now I can get stuck 488 00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,840 Speaker 1: in the exact same trap you get stuck in this, 489 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,880 Speaker 1: especially now because I read so much nonfiction. I used 490 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,040 Speaker 1: to be only fiction, you know, spy novels and that 491 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,800 Speaker 1: kind of spy novel guy novels. Right, That's what I 492 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:12,080 Speaker 1: always read, all the Jack Reacher books and Mitch rap books, 493 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,480 Speaker 1: and I read everything Robert Ludlum ever wrote. Robert Ludlum 494 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:19,200 Speaker 1: wrote amazing books. The Bourne Identity, that movie that Matt 495 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:26,560 Speaker 1: Damon butcherd Those are Robert Ludlum books. What Chris, What Chris. 496 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:32,479 Speaker 1: If you think the Bourne Identity movies were good, you 497 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,800 Speaker 1: will read the books and you will be mad at 498 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:41,040 Speaker 1: yourself forever uttering that those movies are pathetic compared to 499 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,720 Speaker 1: the books. Robert Lodlum wrote about it. And I know 500 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,080 Speaker 1: it's a bold statement. I'm telling you, I read the 501 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,840 Speaker 1: books years before they started making the movies, and when 502 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,560 Speaker 1: I heard they were gonna make the movies, I was 503 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,760 Speaker 1: so excited, like anyonehen else, Hey, I can watch it 504 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,880 Speaker 1: come to life. I went. I think I walked out 505 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,160 Speaker 1: of the theater. They're that bad. And by the way, 506 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:03,200 Speaker 1: the Jason Born in the movies is a weak chump 507 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,760 Speaker 1: compared to the Jason Bourne in the books. He wrote 508 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:10,680 Speaker 1: another book. Robert Lovelm wrote another book, The Prometheus Deception. 509 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,360 Speaker 1: The Prometheus Deception, it wasn't a series, it was only 510 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,200 Speaker 1: one book. If you're a dude and you were into 511 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,840 Speaker 1: like super spy type books, like Jason Bourne type things, 512 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:26,080 Speaker 1: the Prometheus Deception is amazing. So I read a lot 513 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,600 Speaker 1: of that. I read some Tom Clancy stuff. I didn't 514 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,600 Speaker 1: love as much of his stuff as as other people did. 515 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:36,120 Speaker 1: I like Without Remorse, and I like some of Clancy. 516 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:39,320 Speaker 1: But anyway, I used to read a lot of fiction books. 517 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,840 Speaker 1: Now I read a lot of nonfiction books. One because 518 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,800 Speaker 1: they interest me. They are always history books. And two 519 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,080 Speaker 1: because it helps me prepare for the show. It gives 520 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,720 Speaker 1: me history ideas so I can go off on stupid 521 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,200 Speaker 1: little tangents, just like I'm doing now. It gives me 522 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:59,160 Speaker 1: ideas for the show, right. Well, the problem is history 523 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:06,000 Speaker 1: writers oftentimes are brutally boring. Sometimes it's understandable, sometimes it's not. 524 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:11,239 Speaker 1: But they will start going into mind numbing detail that 525 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,840 Speaker 1: slows the story down to a freaking crawl. So the 526 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,239 Speaker 1: army is getting ready to go on the attack or 527 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,800 Speaker 1: something like that. Then he goes off on a five 528 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:28,160 Speaker 1: page tangent about what the troops are eating, about what 529 00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,880 Speaker 1: this guy said, about how this guy, this guy resigned 530 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:37,120 Speaker 1: at this date. It so my mind, no wonder too 531 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,160 Speaker 1: all blow through three or four pages and then I'll 532 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,680 Speaker 1: be like, what did I just read? You're not alone 533 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,680 Speaker 1: in that anyway. We still have an hour, Chris. We 534 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,000 Speaker 1: have a whole hour left.