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Speaker 1: Hi, it's free and it's Sydney and we are doing

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Speaker 1: MESS Live Can You Believe?

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Speaker 2: In December first at Union Hall in Brooklyn, New York,

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Speaker 2: five pm after brunch, have your second brunch with us?

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Speaker 2: What bottomless? Because I'm not wearing pants? See it then Mess.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to be one of those podcasts that just

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Speaker 1: like starts a conversation halfway through and I feel like, Sidney,

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Speaker 1: you refuse to let me be that what you mean

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Speaker 1: because you like to do like a it's like a

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Speaker 1: like a proper introduction, and I just want to be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: they're like, oh, I didn't see out of here like.

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Speaker 2: A we are different, Marie.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, you started it off, so now

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Speaker 1: you know you can you can do whatever.

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Speaker 2: There's edits whatever you want, babe. You could be in

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Speaker 2: the middle of the conversation and then he said, let

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Speaker 2: me put it in your It's whatever you want, right, Yes,

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Speaker 2: what's up? Girl?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 2: I mean you know we did it.

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Speaker 1: We're surviving like probably the longest shortest year since the

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Speaker 1: pandemic of the Lord Have Mercy. It's just everything is

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Speaker 1: just it's like slow and fast at the same time.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm kind of like, who I do want the

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Speaker 1: year over, but then it's like, way, hold up, slow down.

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Speaker 1: At the end of the year, I'm kind of like, wait,

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Speaker 1: can we just like sit in it?

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Speaker 2: Can we? But also so much has happened. Then I'm like,

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Speaker 2: you know what I heard? You shut up, let's go.

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Speaker 2: I'm done. I mean, I don't know. Maybe that's just

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Speaker 2: the aging thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't really spend much time with children, so I

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Speaker 1: don't know if the days feel fast to them, but

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Speaker 1: they're definitely flying now. Like you know, maybe it's me.

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Speaker 1: I wake up at ten o'clock in the morning. Hm,

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Speaker 1: the day's already basically over.

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Speaker 2: When I wake up. No, No, that's how I burst

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Speaker 2: my teeth. I'm like, what time, yo.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I wake one eye is open and the other

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Speaker 1: one is closed, and then the next thing you know,

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Speaker 1: it's like it's time to close both of them again.

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Speaker 2: That's how it feels. Oh, that's how you feel.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm waking up, and as soon as

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Speaker 1: I'm feel like, oh, I'm gonna get all this stuff done,

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Speaker 1: then it's like, oh, it's time to go to bed.

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Speaker 1: Or maybe it's just because I'm tired and I need

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Speaker 1: to take you know seventeen naps, well I think.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so are you waking up earlier? Do you think?

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Speaker 1: Or are you waking up? Like what's the what's the time,

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Speaker 1: what's the schedule? Babes, girl, I don't know. Everything is

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Speaker 1: coming at me fast. It's like one minute I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sleeping to living. The next is like get up

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Speaker 1: at seven am, bitch, like it's and whenever I have

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Speaker 1: to wake up early, all I do is toss and

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Speaker 1: turn so that I don't oversleep.

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Speaker 2: I just don't know. I'm setting in alarms.

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Speaker 1: I am, I am, and you know I'll sleep right

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Speaker 1: through that bit old those alarms and and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: that's that's a New York sound, Babe.

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Speaker 2: I need somebody to.

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Speaker 1: Get an alarm that uh like shakes the bed, you

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Speaker 1: know that shakes the maybe the lights flash something.

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Speaker 2: I need somebody to be like, wake up, that's my alarm.

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Speaker 2: Somebody needs to be wake.

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Speaker 1: Is that from school days or higher learning? At the

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Speaker 1: end with Lord's Fishburn was like wake up. I think

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Speaker 1: it's higher learning or maybe school days or is it Crooklyn, I've.

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Speaker 2: Only seen one of those movies that you're saying.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well now I'm a movie buff. My bad, you're

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Speaker 1: a cinophile, Sidney. I'm actually excited to hear your mess today.

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Speaker 1: Oh girl, and you've heard it. It's like, yo, I

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Speaker 1: just want to get an apartment.

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Speaker 2: That's all I want to do.

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Speaker 1: I literally am like, Okay, I'm working hard and making

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Speaker 1: the money.

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Speaker 2: I'm making the bacon. It's sizzling.

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Speaker 1: Let's go and every for the way, it's like, well.

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Speaker 2: I guess I'm just gonna be in my friend's guest

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Speaker 2: room or wherever, not forever.

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Speaker 1: But my mess is I applied to an apartment, not

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Speaker 1: with my information, because we already know that's not gonna

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Speaker 1: go through. Not no, no, no no. A friend a

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Speaker 1: friend was like, hey, babe, you know, let's let's get

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Speaker 1: an apartment together. I'm not really gonna be there, blah

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Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god. I said when

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Speaker 2: I said, oh, I'll suck.

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Speaker 1: You No, I'll suck you off the bone.

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Speaker 2: No, suck it off. But basically I did best likely

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Speaker 2: I did say that.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, so I apply and this person, you know,

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Speaker 1: in a really good text bracket, they are way further

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Speaker 1: than I am, and so using all of their stuff

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Speaker 1: and I applied to an apartment. It was amazing, two bed,

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Speaker 1: two bath in bedstide. So but you know, thirty one

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Speaker 1: ninety nine, which I feel like is a lot for

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Speaker 2: But it was.

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Speaker 1: Two bed, too bath, locked, the brand new building, gym, rooftop, beans, greens, tomatoes,

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Speaker 1: you name it, you know, little.

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Speaker 2: Little you know, entertainment room, a movie theater.

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Speaker 1: It had everything, everything that I wanted in more doorman,

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Speaker 1: no doorman, package room, package room. So the guy says, hey,

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Speaker 1: all you need is first insecurity. Boom, got that, got that,

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Speaker 1: got my deposit hit that day. I said, oh, hold up,

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Speaker 1: now showed up to the house with a briefcase full

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Speaker 1: of men.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I said, cash money, darkling duck.

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Speaker 1: I was a miss mixed scrooge. I was ready to

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Speaker 1: drop them, drop them coins off. And so I applied,

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Speaker 1: and you know, I hate paperwork, and I'm like, and

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Speaker 1: my friend is not in the country and I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to get his stuff, and you know, I was like, man,

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Speaker 1: this is really complicated, but God.

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Speaker 2: God be on my side. Let's go. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: So I finally get everything in, I get approved. This

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Speaker 1: motherfucking apartment is like so, actually it is gonna be

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Speaker 1: thirty six seventy five, but you're gonna get two months free,

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Speaker 1: so it actually works out where you save eleven hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: The hoops and loops, the hoops and.

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Speaker 1: Loop and minds you, New York just passed the law

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Speaker 1: that there is no more broker's fees. Yeah, because the

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Speaker 1: broker's fee used to be. In order to get an apartment,

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Speaker 1: you had to give first month's rent, last month's rent,

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Speaker 1: and then the broker's feed, which is like twelve percent

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Speaker 1: of the rent.

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Speaker 2: So you dropping at.

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Speaker 1: Least twelve fifteen thousand dollars up top, up top, And

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Speaker 1: it's like, wait, I haven't even I don't even have

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Speaker 2: And I'm I'm putting this down.

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Speaker 1: Right right, because if you're telling me it's thirty seven

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Speaker 1: thirty thirty seven times three, actually twelve percent of the

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Speaker 1: rent is not even twelve percent. It's like like a it's.

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Speaker 2: Like a for the year, right, the year for the year.

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Speaker 2: So it's a bigger chunk a lot of math. Got

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Speaker 1: It's like, oh, whenever I see like someone homeless, I'm

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Speaker 1: like I get it.

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Speaker 2: I fully get it.

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Speaker 1: Because one, not only are you not getting approved like

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Speaker 1: you gotta have over seven hundred, you gotta have eighty times,

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Speaker 1: all this other bullshit. But then you finally get approved

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Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, actually no, it's going to be

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Speaker 1: forty two hundred and not. It's ridiculous. So I get

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Speaker 1: on the phone with my friend. I said, Hey, I

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Speaker 1: need you to pretend to be a lawyer.

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Speaker 2: Be my lawyer.

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Speaker 1: Okay, as squire. Okay, you had an actor friend who

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Speaker 1: my friend clock the fucking had all the lawyer jargon.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he was watching Law and Order

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Speaker 1: backs about the out Yes, sustained and called up the

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Speaker 1: I guess the housing office for the for the apartment,

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Speaker 1: and it was all a scam. It was all a scam.

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Speaker 1: Like they're like, well, what if we knock five hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars off? What if we knock one thousand dollars off?

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Speaker 1: You can get any month you want off. It was like,

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Speaker 1: for what, just give me the thirty one ninety nine, nigga, Like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not acting. You told me this one number. Why

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Speaker 1: has it changed since I got approved? So what you're

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Speaker 1: saying is we should go rob the landlord. Tell me

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Speaker 1: why I'm back on zillow dot com. The apartment is

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Speaker 1: still listed as thirty one ninety nine. So now now

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Speaker 1: I want another friend to pull up, right, I need girl,

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Speaker 1: you got time, I need somebody.

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Speaker 2: I need you to go in. Time you go in?

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Speaker 1: And since is it thirty one ninety nine, Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: what it is. And then I'm gonna apply again with

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Speaker 1: all the same information.

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Speaker 2: Can I do that? Let's go see the apartment.

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Speaker 1: Girl, You're gonna have to go, and I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to And now it's a totally different agent on the listing.

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Speaker 2: Now they can't do this. They simply just can't.

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Speaker 1: You. It's one price that listed and then when you

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Speaker 1: apply they tell you it's another price. But the but

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Speaker 1: the twist is you get two months free. And I

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Speaker 1: told them on a f I don't want two extra months.

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Speaker 1: I want the twelve months, nigga, that you said I

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Speaker 1: was supposed to have over the year, and I already

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Speaker 1: won ninety nine, which is steal a lot of money

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Speaker 1: for that neighborhood. Yeah, it's all there's like construction over there.

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Speaker 1: It's up and coming. But it's not the first time

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Speaker 1: I heard a white woman say she lived in bedsty.

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Speaker 1: It was like maybe twenty twelve till like twelve years ago,

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Speaker 1: and I was shocked. And now, yeah, Bedsty is pretty beige. Baby, Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I've been.

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Speaker 2: Every time I'm over there, I see my people and

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Speaker 2: so and then well, bed Sty is long. It depends

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Speaker 2: on some.

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Speaker 1: I haven't been everywhere, and then I'll be all over

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Speaker 1: the world. No, I You're right, but it made me

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Speaker 1: so upset because I was just so close. I was like,

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Speaker 1: December first, December first, I'm gonna be in my air mattress.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like both to the floor and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have a fa la la la la la la

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Speaker 1: la la. I'm gonna have like a little tiny Christmas tree,

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Speaker 1: and I'm I'm walking around butt naked.

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Speaker 2: With no court. You still accomplished.

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Speaker 1: Oh girl, I'm spending that money. I said, fuck it, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I mean, it's just ridiculous. It's just it's insane.

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Speaker 1: And so if anybody's listening when this comes out, it's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Send me I need a two bed, two

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Speaker 1: bath thirty one ninety nine, or I need to just

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Speaker 1: drop the link for the apartment. I need everybody to

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Speaker 1: say they want to see the apartment. And if they

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Speaker 1: say it's thirty one ninety nine. We're all pulling up

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Speaker 1: and be like you lied, you're lying, But then people

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Speaker 1: will know where you live if you get the apartment.

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Speaker 1: We all family in the club, we all fan the club,

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Speaker 1: We all fans. Make sure everybody can use the washer

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Speaker 1: and dryer in the gym. Whatever we just need, you

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Speaker 1: will get one. And it's gonna happen for December.

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Speaker 2: First. We still got we don't we don't have enough time.

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Speaker 2: We still got a week. We don't have enough time.

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Speaker 2: This I found my apartment last week of a month.

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Speaker 1: I can absolutely humiliate you while you give me coins

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Speaker 2: Get you a little findom Garran tool.

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Speaker 1: Damn that's what I need. Give me your fucking money,

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Speaker 1: I need your bank statement and you're w nine right

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Speaker 1: now immediately. Oh okay, So he buys me this juice.

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Speaker 1: Obsessed. It cost six dollars. I said, Oh, you didn't

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Speaker 2: But you'll come back. But what if he's not there

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Speaker 2: I'll get them.

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Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, yeah, maybe your boyfriend can get them.

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Speaker 2: But he wasn't your boyfriend. So why why are you

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Speaker 1: But that is my money, not my man, but yes,

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Speaker 2: You're not my man. But that's my money.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm a pay but you gotta let people

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Speaker 2: He just wantn't give you money?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but technically then he would be the escort. Eoo right, interesting.

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Speaker 1: I like the way you turn that around.

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Speaker 2: Really escort.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so because I'm spending time, Okay, damn am I

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Speaker 1: Another title s merched right there, I am my escort.

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Speaker 1: That's the name of our new book.

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Speaker 2: Ooh girl.

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Speaker 2: And that's not what I wanted to hear. So we

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Speaker 1: But that's why it's miss. So he says that you

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Speaker 2: I can't believe you made me pay for my own pants.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you didn't get me any pants. So

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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna say.

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Speaker 1: Double it because there's two of.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, if that's not in the budget right now,

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Speaker 1: Oh Marie, Yeah, send me seventy five because fat ols

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Speaker 1: for my emotional suffering comes on.

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Speaker 2: And then if you want a Venmo Sydney, you should too.

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Speaker 2: What's your veva one? What's your venmo? Your man is

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Speaker 1: Your man is my man? My man is your man? Yes, no,

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Speaker 1: you're damn okay. So was there any like vibes? Can

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Speaker 2: It was vibes every time he swiped his card. But

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Speaker 1: We had a nice time the conbo was flowing, and

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Speaker 1: I was seeing ghosted me because I think I maybe

436
00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:06,359
Speaker 1: came off too strong.

437
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,240
Speaker 2: And I was like, ghosted you, sir, you owe me

438
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:13,160
Speaker 2: another seventy dollars for wasting my time. Well, I said,

439
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,560
Speaker 2: ghosted you? What that means?

440
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,800
Speaker 1: Like why why would she do that? And he said,

441
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:20,280
Speaker 1: I guess he was sending her money and she ghosted him. Okay,

442
00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:23,200
Speaker 1: that woman, honey, we got to put her on a

443
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,800
Speaker 1: peer list because what well, how.

444
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,720
Speaker 2: Much was you sending her?

445
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,439
Speaker 1: Maybe if she ghosted you because you wasn't really you know,

446
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,800
Speaker 1: oh you know, wait, I don't know, Marie.

447
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,000
Speaker 2: What come on? Why?

448
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:38,760
Speaker 1: I remember somebody used to venmo me fifty dollars every month,

449
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:43,520
Speaker 1: fifty dollars every month, and I like, I eventually.

450
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:48,840
Speaker 2: Slept with him. No, I eventually met up. Oh, what

451
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,600
Speaker 2: was this person that was It's just a friend.

452
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,000
Speaker 1: It's just it's just somebody who's who listens to the

453
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:57,760
Speaker 1: pod and I don't come into a show like they're nice.

454
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:57,360
Speaker 2: Old.

455
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:01,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was on the same podcast and was not

456
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,400
Speaker 1: getting fifty dollars a month.

457
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,320
Speaker 2: Do you want to look at the name and see maybe, Yeah,

458
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,240
Speaker 2: let me see the name. I'll pull it up back.

459
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,600
Speaker 1: Well, she hasn't given me money in a long time. Yeah,

460
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,879
Speaker 1: so that's probably why you didn't get this. You're not

461
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,240
Speaker 1: here for the cheese. But you also did you hook

462
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,600
Speaker 1: up with her? No, so you also wasn't here for

463
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 1: the she I could be well, it wasn't. If she

464
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:25,399
Speaker 1: would have left a note on the Vemo, like fifty

465
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,720
Speaker 1: dollars for us later, then I could have been like,

466
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:29,800
Speaker 1: hey for us later.

467
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,080
Speaker 2: I don't you know the psar.

468
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm just I would like to reserve a crumb

469
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:41,439
Speaker 1: of Kuchie fix con. Can you spare crumb a crumb

470
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,919
Speaker 1: of the coach? I wait, I just want to make

471
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:48,040
Speaker 1: sure that I didn't make this. Well, what you know,

472
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,760
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to burn a bridge. I'm a big

473
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 1: fan of this person's work. Oh yes, you know, but

474
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,840
Speaker 1: please send the money. Oh yeah.

475
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:59,199
Speaker 2: Well, also, anybody listening here, everything is in jest. Okay,

476
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 2: this is all for ha ha he he he.

477
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,360
Speaker 1: If anybody takes anything what we say seriously, that's you.

478
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:06,879
Speaker 2: Okay.

479
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 1: That's especially a kind of growth because I hate I

480
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,399
Speaker 1: hate when because you know, people have been saying I

481
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 1: was listening to the pod. I heard the pod POA.

482
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,199
Speaker 1: I love that you are using your ears, you do that,

483
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:22,560
Speaker 1: But once you start saying I feel that's not what

484
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:26,639
Speaker 1: this pod is for feeling. No, we're here to have fun.

485
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:30,440
Speaker 1: We're laughing, we are it is always a good time.

486
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 1: The world is a mess here we talk about the mess.

487
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 1: Don't don't bring us that energy like I can't believe

488
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 1: you saw about what. Yeah, we need this is our

489
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 1: safe space. I'm just listen, listen. We just here to provide.

490
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:53,400
Speaker 2: Somebody gets the church music, church music, funny toxicity for girls.

491
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 2: Send the church music, the organ.

492
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 1: I want a fire to come in in the back. No,

493
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:05,880
Speaker 1: we will not. Marie, Oh happy day, what's wrong with you?

494
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 2: She's a weise Listen. I was at Texas State the

495
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 2: other day.

496
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 1: And there was a talent show that I was judging,

497
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 1: and one of the kids he was like nineteen years old,

498
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 1: sang I Believe I Can Fly and the crowd went.

499
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 2: What no, I said, is the song back? No, it's

500
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,280
Speaker 2: not bad. It's back? Is it not from the artist? No,

501
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 2: you cannot be the song was.

502
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 1: First of all, these people weren't even alive when the

503
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,919
Speaker 1: first space sham came out.

504
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 2: Which is insane. They're not even connected to it.

505
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 1: But you hear what I'm saying. They don't even know

506
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: that that's an R. Kelly song.

507
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:45,439
Speaker 2: They're just like, this is oooo? Is that fucking? I

508
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 2: was like, Marie, I was like, what song is that?

509
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:51,919
Speaker 2: I could not I was like, what it fuck? No,

510
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,920
Speaker 2: I'm saying that the college version, not Marie or Kelly version.

511
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 2: You are. Hey, I'm gonna hold your hand when I

512
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 2: say this. No and you hit me? Do you hear me?

513
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 3: No?

514
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,160
Speaker 2: She hit my single off.

515
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 1: But I what, Marie, I will say that what's not

516
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:16,400
Speaker 1: mess is people showering us us US with gifts, venmos, trips, photos,

517
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 1: things of like you know, Deltay Miles. It's crazy that

518
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 1: is us now. But it was you getting fifty dollars

519
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 1: alone for decades. But Marie, remember when I got ubers.

520
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 1: I got ubers for us for years.

521
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't made me tickle you.

522
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:58,719
Speaker 1: Yes, don't forget got sister, listen, you know what we

523
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 1: need to forget about what we talked about. This Netflix fight,

524
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 1: this Tyson fight. Oh girl, So Mike Tyson is like

525
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 1: sixty and the dude that he.

526
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:11,360
Speaker 2: Fought, Jack Paul, is like thirty. Insane.

527
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 1: So they said Netflix got sixty million households watching that fight,

528
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 1: which explains the buffering. Yes, but that's in and Netflix

529
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 1: is not used to that.

530
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 2: That's that's the tea. The tea is they ain't never

531
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,880
Speaker 2: had that much people running up.

532
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: The app like that, right, because people left Hulu, they

533
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 1: left HBO.

534
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 2: They said, let's go to Netflix.

535
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,959
Speaker 1: Let me log in on my father's brother's sister's mother's account.

536
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 1: Well wait, there was a reunion for Love is Blind.

537
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 1: The same thing happened. Like people were upset. They were like,

538
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 1: don't fucking waste our time like that again, like just

539
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 1: record it and put it out like.

540
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 2: This is crazy.

541
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: So I mean, Netflix, I see, I see what you're

542
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 1: what you did there. The good thing is is that

543
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 1: if Netflix, which is I guess million dollars billion dollars

544
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 1: company or whatever, is making big mistakes like that.

545
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 2: Then we can too.

546
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 1: Nothing has to be perfect, well nothing not everything needs

547
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 1: to be live. Love Line Reunion absolutely could have been pretaped,

548
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: getting it down and then uploaded at on a certain

549
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 1: day at the time that they promised a boxing match

550
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: or a football game or something like that like being live. Sure,

551
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: but Netflix is trying to get into like sports now,

552
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 1: and it's like no stick to stick to Jengo unchanged

553
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: stick to the rivers in the lakes that you used

554
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: to sir. Also, I watched the fight barely. It my

555
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 1: eyes hurt. I was like, I have to take that.

556
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: Somebody wake me up when this is over. First of all,

557
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson, I know you wanted to secure the bag,

558
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 1: but it's like, if you are a legend, if you

559
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 1: are that girl, right, why would you.

560
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 2: Even put yourself in the ring?

561
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 1: I just because he needed the money, I guess. I

562
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: don't know how much he got paid. I think two

563
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 1: twenty million dollars or something like that. But and Jake

564
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: Paul got forty I think they got the same check. No, No,

565
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: there's different, different money if you win. If you win,

566
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 1: you get forty Yeah. Maybe, I mean maybe the winner

567
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 1: gets more money, But I feel like the one of

568
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: them is an actual boxer and the other one is

569
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 1: a child.

570
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 2: Well the other one he that's his thing.

571
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 1: He just fights. He just like challenges older boxers. And

572
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 1: I'm sure the way that I saw the fight, the

573
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: bits and pieces, it just seemed like this is rigged.

574
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 1: Like y'all knew, Yeah, y'all knew Mike wasn't gonna win. Yeah,

575
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: it felt like it felt like they were like, hey,

576
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 1: let's not hurt each other too hard.

577
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

578
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the two women that fought

579
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: before them, Oh my god, I think it was like

580
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 1: Taylor and Serrano.

581
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 2: That was insane. Now that was a fight.

582
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: I mean this the Taylor girl was knocking this uh

583
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:56,360
Speaker 1: Serrano out like punched basically like punched a new wing

584
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: into her eyebrow, like her eyebrows was hanging off the

585
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: the eyebrows or the last the eyebrow, the actual the meat,

586
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: the eyebrow meat was hanging all like like a door

587
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: like it was laughing. It was discussed. Blood was everywhere.

588
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 1: That's exactly how the Mike Tyson and Jake Paul or

589
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 1: Jake London, whatever his name is, that's how that fight

590
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: should have went.

591
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 2: But it was real demure, real mind.

592
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 1: Listen, Mike Tyson had his AARP card in his boxing glove.

593
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 2: He was not about to do nothing too crazy.

594
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: And you know what, maybe I knew something was wrong

595
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 1: when I saw clips before they even fought. Mike Tyson's

596
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: ass was out. What in the I didn't My eyes

597
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 1: were bleeding. I did not want to see that. I

598
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: did not sign up for that, And that's how I knew.

599
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: I was like, this is this is just entertainment. This

600
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 1: is not a real fight. You're not here fit Tyson, boody,

601
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 1: this is like ww F, now.

602
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 2: It's a jump. Okay, wait, so is this true?

603
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 1: A porn site offered Mike Tyson two hundred and fift

604
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars to show his butt for one hour.

605
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 2: Yes.

606
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: Cam Soda was like, hey, we have an offer for

607
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: you boy, which is insane because it's like, well, if

608
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: you lost, if he if he lost and got twenty

609
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: million dollars, right, why would he then go on a

610
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: porn site and only get quarter of a million.

611
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 2: That's not enough money.

612
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: To show He got to show his butt for an hour?

613
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: Can it be like the clip from the news for

614
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: sixty minutes? Then I've already done it. My ass has

615
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: already out.

616
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 2: Let's love that and send me my money.

617
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,239
Speaker 1: The girls on TikTok was like, oh, I didn't know

618
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: he had it like that. I don't want to see it.

619
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to see Pepaw's booty.

620
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 2: P Paw Pepa. He's sixty. He's somebody's grandfather.

621
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 1: Girl. He's basically the guy from Up. No, the guy

622
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: from up was like a hundred years old. That's Mike Tyson.

623
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: Mike Doesson is not.

624
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 2: That's Mike Tights.

625
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: That's in boxing years. He's a he's a thousand. You

626
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 1: usually stop after a certain age. He's still going. I

627
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: didn't get it, girl. Well, girl, he needs money. I

628
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: mean he's making money, he's working. He's like, I don't know,

629
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: but how much money would someone have to pay you

630
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: to show your butt for an hour? Honey? I didn't

631
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: show my butt for free, okay, so give me a number.

632
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 2: I don't even know anymore. I'm like, what would it

633
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 2: go for? I mean, eighteen thousand dollars?

634
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: I would want my whole MP paid off at least

635
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: for the year, for the year.

636
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 2: For my butt. Yeah, so what is it?

637
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: I was like thirty one ninety nine times twelve. That's

638
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: how much I'm gonna need. Let's see, let's see what

639
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: Sydney's booty booty hole is worth.

640
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 2: I didn't say hole, I did not say whole, friends,

641
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 2: I said butt, right, but the hole is implied.

642
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: So thirty thirty ak pretty much? He was thirty nine

643
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars.

644
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

645
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: How much would it cost for you to show your

646
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: ass on TV online or a porn site?

647
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 2: On a porn site? Yeah, I don't know, like for

648
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 2: an hour.

649
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: I take the Mike Tyson check twenty million, No, the

650
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: two thousand, two hundred thousand, I'll do it for a

651
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: hundred thousand, oh one hundred thousand.

652
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah already that times.

653
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: No, No, no, you know what, you always gotta go

654
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: higher for me. I was just like I just need

655
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: I just need a year paid. I'm too low. You're right,

656
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: thank you for getting me in order of Marie.

657
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 2: I I appreciate you. You know what made me so mad.

658
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 2: It's like, hey, dude, we had a fucked up week.

659
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: Now you're lost. Like Mike Tyson, we cannot we can't

660
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: take l's right now. We need we needed a w

661
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: We did need a w We needed it, so we needed.

662
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 2: You to be use. We needed that trick.

663
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, we needed you to beat the white off, the.

664
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 2: Rice off the rice, beat off the bone. That's crazy.

665
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: I can't believe I said that, but yeah, maybe you

666
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: need We needed that. And uh, he didn't succeed, and

667
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 1: I hope, I hope the money's worth it, Tyson. It

668
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: is because he didn't break his neck. He didn't million

669
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: dollar baby himself. They both were like, Okay, let's just box.

670
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,959
Speaker 1: I'll throw some punches, I'll lean on you a little bit,

671
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 1: I'll let you. I'll bring my glove up and then

672
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: whos we don't die, we all win. That's a mess crazy.

673
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 1: And then this is this will lead us into the

674
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: other thing. Jake Paul his stupid like message at the end.

675
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: It felt very like make America great again. What was

676
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: his message? I didn't see it. It's basically like like

677
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 1: we're back, like America's back, baby, like you know Trump's

678
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: in office, like I'm white said that white people are

679
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: beaten in boxing again, like said white boy Summer pretty much.

680
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: Chat Hanks, he chat Hanks it. Yeah, he heard it

681
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: went full chet Hanks pretty much. I mean it's it's

682
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: clear that he endorsed Trump. It's I think he said it.

683
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: I feel like everyone is talking about politics right now.

684
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: And it's like like my therapist was talking about it

685
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: on the day after election.

686
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 2: You're talking about you know, she was just.

687
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 1: Talking about, you know, why Kamala lost. Everyone is a

688
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 1: political analyst now. Everyone has an opinion on what happened

689
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: and why it happened and what's about to happen in America.

690
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 2: And it's like you don't even know what you're talking about.

691
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 1: Like you and your therapists are real close. Because I said,

692
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: since I don't pay you for this, now, I don't.

693
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 2: I don't pay you.

694
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: For your opinions. That's you are pretty tight with me

695
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: right now, you know. I mean we've been together since

696
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, that's true.

697
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 2: It's like, hey, girl, yeah, you feeling And didn't you

698
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 2: used to pay them like twenty five dollars? No, I

699
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 2: think you've got me contries with somebody else got me?

700
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 2: That is best, Sidney. How about do you pay your therapist?

701
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: Oh god, how much do I pay you?

702
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 2: Jesus? What are the tides that I spend every week

703
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 2: on you?

704
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: Girl?

705
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 2: Every week? You every every week? He deserves. He is

706
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 2: an awesome guy, even girl, because you know the song

707
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 2: don't mean you go to heaven.

708
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 1: Okay, It's just crazy that, like, you know, we can't

709
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: not talk about politics. But like when I was bartend

710
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 1: and they were, they told me there's three things I

711
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 1: wasn't supposed to talk about.

712
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 2: Politics, religion, and money.

713
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,720
Speaker 1: I think I think you're right, because you're not supposed

714
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: to like talk about how much rent you pay or

715
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: like how.

716
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 2: Much you make a year.

717
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, religion, politics, and you know, during the this election,

718
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,800
Speaker 1: it was very much so boots on the ground.

719
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 2: Who are you voting for? What are you doing?

720
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 1: We need everybody out here making sure that everybody is

721
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,919
Speaker 1: voting every and everybody has to vote for the right

722
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: person or in quotation you know Kamala so uh after

723
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: the after the election, and this this happened to me.

724
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: This is, this is a mess as a black woman.

725
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,399
Speaker 1: It is not my job I am it is I'm

726
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: not going toe to toe.

727
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to.

728
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: Educate on people on like why hey, Trump is not

729
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: good for the economy or just anybody's well being if

730
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: you're POC, gay, trance, rich, yeah, white man, That's not

731
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 1: my job and the people who want to do that,

732
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: more power to them.

733
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 2: I salute you, thank you for that work.

734
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: I am not doing that because in twenty twenty, when

735
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: we were dealing with Black Lives Matter and all the

736
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: heavy lifting, all the infographics, all the reach out and

737
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: touch someone, all the white guilt tours that was happening,

738
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: that was exhausting.

739
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,800
Speaker 2: And I'm not doing that again. I refuse.

740
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: So if I feel like, if a black woman is

741
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: not talking about politics.

742
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 2: Let her rest, Yeah, let her rest. It's okay.

743
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 1: You know who's probably pissed that he won the probably

744
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: the most pissed school Millennia.

745
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 2: You think so.

746
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 1: I'm sure she was trying to she got a bad

747
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 1: pack that it was about the door she's about to leave.

748
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 1: And then he won, and it was like, wait, I

749
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:03,439
Speaker 1: thought you were gonna say Beyonce was the most mad. Why, Well,

750
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 1: you know, I've never I've never seen her in any

751
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 1: campaign for her to come out for Kamala and then

752
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:09,760
Speaker 1: brought Kelly.

753
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 2: She was like, girl, wow, now they want me.

754
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: I need you to She heard her emotional support friend,

755
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: Hey baby, they need me for this and I need

756
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 1: you to come as well.

757
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 2: I don't know if Beyonce is mad about anything.

758
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 1: She is fine either way, Like she's a billionaire or

759
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: a millionaire or whatever, so rich people are gonna be

760
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 1: fine under Trump, even if she didn't vote for him,

761
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 1: Like she gonna be fine.

762
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 2: She' good.

763
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, But she says, I'm here. I'm not here as

764
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,839
Speaker 1: a celebrity or somebody who make money. I'm here as

765
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: a mother. And that's you know, that's valid. That her

766
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: kids are also millionaires, I know. And she can send

767
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 1: them to school in Switzerland where they can actually learn

768
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: how to read.

769
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:50,320
Speaker 2: Because in America the people be like the finger ey think.

770
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:57,439
Speaker 1: Hey, reading is hard in America, looked on phonics works

771
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 1: for me?

772
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 2: Is trying, friend, girl.

773
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: Listen, I don't feel bad for another rich people, and

774
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 1: I don't feel bad for another people who.

775
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 2: Voted for him. I say, we'll see what happens. Let's

776
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 2: see how this plays out.

777
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 1: You know, you know the way I wake up every

778
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: morning and a bone is hurting, and my back is tired,

779
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: and my brain is fried. I don't even know how

780
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: long I'll be here, but I do know that Trump

781
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 1: is everything.

782
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 2: That America stands for, if you ask me.

783
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 1: But he's loud, loud and wrong and not qualified. And

784
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 1: you know, ready to wreck havoc and funck shit up.

785
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 2: That's that's America. That's America.

786
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: So for me and this and this is another reason

787
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: why I don't like talking about politics.

788
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 2: It just makes me mad. It just makes me. Can

789
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 2: go to something else. Pivot, I see it. You just

790
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 2: beat a sweat on your fore The wig was like,

791
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 2: I'm in the uber girl. Girl, we are not on

792
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 2: the Daily Show. We can pivot. We can leave this mine.

793
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: And talk about literally anything else. Pass me a glass

794
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: of water, ciss, cool me down.

795
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 2: Here's a reco what's next on the docket. Okay, well,

796
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 2: here's a question for you. Would you rather be let go?

797
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 1: Or like would you rather be fired from a job

798
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: or dumped by a person before the holidays or like

799
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: before the holidays and then you suffer through the holidays

800
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: and you're like pinchapennies or enjoy the holidays, and then

801
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,760
Speaker 1: like January, top of the year, they say, actually, we're.

802
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 2: Gonna this is not working for me. We gotta let

803
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 2: you go.

804
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 1: Being let go before or after I don't know. I

805
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: don't ever want to be let go. I've been broken

806
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: up with during Pride and that that felt like an

807
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: attack no, that felt like not an attack, but that

808
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: felt like getting let go during the holidays.

809
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 2: Actually it was a gay holiday, so yes, it didn't.

810
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,240
Speaker 2: It didn't feel good.

811
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 1: So and this is this is the time where people

812
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: are like, hey, actually there's I don't want to get

813
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: this person a gift. I don't want them to meet

814
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 1: my family. So breakups are happening, and a lot of

815
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 1: breakups are happening right now because they're like, actually, this

816
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: feels like a lot of heavy lifting I have to

817
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:33,879
Speaker 1: do before the new year, so I might as well

818
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: just drop them off right now, right before things get

819
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 1: So is that the device like to if you're in

820
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 1: a relationship with somebody and it's kind of rocky, or

821
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,879
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't really think this is my person, leave.

822
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 2: Them before the holiday. I don't know. I didn't get

823
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 2: the gift.

824
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: And no, Marie, if it's not worth it, get your stuck.

825
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 2: It's not.

826
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 1: It's not worth it, Marie. Huh if it's a if

827
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: it's a loose situation, sure, but if it's serious situation,

828
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: I think not.

829
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,720
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's Well. The thing is is that if.

830
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,720
Speaker 1: You want to break up with some money right, yes,

831
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 1: you wanted to break up with them in October.

832
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 2: So what's the difference between October and December? You lives

833
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 2: between December and January.

834
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 1: Holidays are already I'm gonna plead my case. I mean,

835
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 1: you can plead George, Okay, yeah, because I hear what

836
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: you're saying.

837
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 2: But it's a mess.

838
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: It's definitely mess. I mean, breakups are already hard. They're

839
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: already messy. Holidays are already hard for a lot of people.

840
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: Right It tiss the season to be sad, or tiss

841
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 1: the season to feel like, oh, I don't have a

842
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 1: family like that, or I'm not with my family like

843
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,280
Speaker 1: that or whatever. So if you're talking about me, bitch,

844
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,720
Speaker 1: damn I'm talking about it's a lot of people listening

845
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,320
Speaker 1: to this that like you don't got family issues or whatever.

846
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,280
Speaker 1: So it's like it's a really crazy time to be alone.

847
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: So why not wear the magic pajamas, do all of

848
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 1: that stuff with your boot And then you know, when

849
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: they say Happy New Year, you say it's not working

850
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: for me. Maybe not there, maybe like Martin Luther king Day.

851
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 2: I've done that before. I've done that.

852
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: I've done that, been with somebody during the holidays, and

853
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 1: then you know, we don't make it till my birthday,

854
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 1: and my birthday is in February, so that's yeah, that's

855
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: the top of the Why are we bringing this negativity

856
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: into the new year.

857
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 2: I'd rather you get all that. Listen, don't don't fuck

858
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 2: up my already rough time. I don't want that.

859
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 1: So breakup should honestly be happening between August and October.

860
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 1: Those the time to break up. If you have not

861
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: made that decision yet, then oh you're gonna have to

862
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: carry your ass it to Valenti's Day and then break

863
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 1: up in March, because March is a good time to reset.

864
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I want to get my body in

865
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 1: order before the summer.

866
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 2: I want to get in a diet.

867
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: I probably got that new job, I moved into a

868
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: newer apartment.

869
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 2: March is good. March is a good time to break

870
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 2: March is a.

871
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: Good breakup month because after March is April.

872
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 2: I don't know, I mean, I hear what you're saying.

873
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: You don't think March is a good March because March,

874
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: first of all, it's still cold, right, it's still cold,

875
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 1: So were not really doing no beaches or any things

876
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 1: of like that, of that sort we sit in the

877
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 1: house alone. We sitting in the house. But that that's

878
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,399
Speaker 1: time for reflection. You need to sit.

879
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 2: We need to sit and sulk. I need to sit

880
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 2: on him.

881
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 1: No, you need to sit and sulk and reevaluate. And

882
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 1: then by by May you already in your bag. You're like, oh,

883
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 1: I want my revenge body, I want Yeah, I want

884
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,720
Speaker 1: to get my life in order. I'm dropping niggas off,

885
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,280
Speaker 1: like I'm getting a whole new roster, like it will

886
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 1: actually move you into a good space for the summer. Well,

887
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 1: I'm getting my roster together now twenty five, and we'll

888
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 1: have people let go, probably by June. By June julle Okay,

889
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: I think June. I think June is a fucked up

890
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: time to break up with somebody.

891
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,439
Speaker 2: Why because you need a date to a wedding. Oh,

892
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 2: and it's so many weddings.

893
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: It's so many weddings of July wedding. And we've already

894
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 1: put our names in that we're coming together.

895
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 2: You broke up with the Resist, I'll come with you.

896
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 2: Bring me.

897
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: June is messed up because it's it's it's hot, it's

898
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: not that hot yet, so it's like you were you

899
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: were like what about that be it me and you,

900
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: you and me, and then it's just like, oh, it's

901
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 1: just it's just me.

902
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 2: I guess I don't know.

903
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: Honestly, any month you want to break up with somebody

904
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 1: to do it. But I'm saying like, if somebody is

905
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: a good gift giver, let them stick around. And if hey,

906
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:28,399
Speaker 1: if you already got something for them that you feel

907
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: like works for them, no give it to them or

908
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: send them a GIF received or whatever. But like, I think,

909
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,919
Speaker 1: I think the holidays are already depressing enough.

910
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 2: So like be with your boot Marie.

911
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 1: You ever be with somebody that you're like, you're with

912
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:46,319
Speaker 1: them and you're like, this is annoying. I think, yeah,

913
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: almost all of them.

914
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 2: This is a mess.

915
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 1: And this is not just like relationships, but it's friendships,

916
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: it's jobs. Go home, go home. You don't need to

917
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: be out. You don't need to be with these people.

918
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: I hate pulling up and hanging out with people that

919
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, did you really make me waste my outfit?

920
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 2: I could have been home. It is.

921
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: I think moving forward, we don't need to be doing

922
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: nothing that we don't need to be doing.

923
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 2: I agree, you don't need to be are you ever.

924
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: You ever pull up to a dinner with someone and

925
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 1: you're like, yo, so I know what I'm bringing. I know,

926
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: I got the stories. I know I got the jokes.

927
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 1: I know my card works. What do you bring beside

928
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: your card work?

929
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 2: What? Like?

930
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: They just show up to the dinner shirt like sadness

931
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,959
Speaker 1: from inside out, just like I don't know, not even sad,

932
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: not even sad, just like, do you got a story?

933
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: It's the same like yeah, so.

934
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, everything's great, Like I I, oh, I damn, I

935
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 2: can't stand that everything's great.

936
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: We when we're about to break bread, if I open

937
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:49,360
Speaker 1: up that fucking croissant, you better be hitting me with

938
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: the t well. I mean, because nobody's life is perfect. No,

939
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 1: anybody's going through something. So I mean, look at Beyonce.

940
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: She her kind of a lost She's definitely bad day

941
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 1: that our candidate. You know, I'm just saying, you know,

942
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: everybody's had bad days and has bad days, So yeah,

943
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: don't show up trauma dumping at the dinner. But also

944
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 1: don't show up with nothing.

945
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 2: You don't have. Nobody's nobody's teat to spill. You don't have.

946
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,439
Speaker 2: You didn't chip a nail that I can.

947
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: Laugh at you didn't your mom not mad at you, like, yeah, yeah,

948
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: I need to or or give me something that's like

949
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 1: motivating that I'm gonna leave the dinner and feel like, oh,

950
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: let me, yeah, I need to go like work out,

951
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 1: or let me start that business, let me respond, let

952
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 1: me start an LLC.

953
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 2: Yeah.

954
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 1: You ever walk away from the dinner and you're like,

955
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start that little cold fires now, little cold

956
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 1: cold fires.

957
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 2: That's my that's my incorporate fire. Right.

958
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: Oh okay, here's one that that's that's so fucking annoying.

959
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: That's messs So, and this this happened in New York,

960
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: so this really is hurtful for me.

961
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 2: This woman wins ten million.

962
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 1: Dollars from a lottery ticket, thank god, right, but she

963
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 1: only gets six million after taxes, and so it's a

964
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 1: mess that you win money and you never really win

965
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 1: the money. It's like the money is going back to

966
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: the house. The house always wins.

967
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:24,280
Speaker 2: House wins. The house is uncle Sam. Yeah. And honestly,

968
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 2: first of all, six million is not bad.

969
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 1: I take that, but I would be a little six million.

970
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,919
Speaker 1: You'd be angry as hell about that four million. Hey,

971
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: if you're listening, send me six million.

972
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 2: Dollars. That's so we're we're on the street.

973
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 1: Is if you win the lottery, right, you have to

974
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: ask for your money in increments. You can't get it

975
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: all at once because then they're gonna tax it as

976
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 1: a whole.

977
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll never never take it.

978
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 1: Oh cash more. What's the increments I got? I win

979
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 1: ten million? Would I get a million here and then

980
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 1: a millionaire?

981
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 2: I have the one I haven't won.

982
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I remember Ian the iyam the

983
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,439
Speaker 1: man now not in my house, not in my house.

984
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: She had a woman who won like I think two

985
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,399
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars black woman two million. She won two

986
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars, right, but she asked I want all

987
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: the money. So then she don't get two hundred millions.

988
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,720
Speaker 1: She's like down to I think like one thirty something

989
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 1: like that. Right. She then bails out her boyfriend at

990
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:33,720
Speaker 1: the time, who's in jail.

991
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no, no no no no.

992
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: If I have two hundred million dollars, I am also

993
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 1: now a single woman, because why are you in jail?

994
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 2: Girl?

995
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: You could buy you a new man with a PS five.

996
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: Why the hell would you bail this man? So she

997
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 1: bails the man out, and the guy was in jail

998
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: for he had a ton of heroin on him or

999
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,880
Speaker 1: something like that. He was he got arrested for DeLine

1000
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,280
Speaker 1: feels like a poor person drug But that feels wrong.

1001
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 2: Isn't rich age Addiction hits everybody? Friend?

1002
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: But yeah, but the rich doing heroine or apparently everybody

1003
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: equal opportunity.

1004
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,919
Speaker 2: It's everybody, right. So she gets him out of jail.

1005
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 1: It costs her twenty million dollars to get this man

1006
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 1: out of jail.

1007
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 2: What is he diddy?

1008
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: Because no, why was his bail so hot because there's

1009
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 1: so much how much drugs he had on him? Or

1010
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: maybe they knew that she won the lottery. So then

1011
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 1: she buys a plantation. She buys a house on a plantation. No,

1012
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: this is a black woman. She does not know what

1013
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: to do with her money at all. Mind you, the

1014
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,760
Speaker 1: government had already took so much out of taxes.

1015
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 2: She gets this man out.

1016
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 1: She's down to like maybe in the hundred thousands after

1017
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: she spends everything.

1018
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 2: One hundred thousands. Yes, and now she own a plantation.

1019
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 2: Now she like that. Now, Marie, you're a mess. You're

1020
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 2: a mess. So Yana is there trying to show her

1021
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 2: like hey, in the whole time. Did not get a

1022
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 2: new wig. She did not get new new bundles. She had.

1023
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: She had her old wig on from when she didn't

1024
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 1: have money.

1025
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 2: She had wet a wig on from when she bought

1026
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 2: the ticket. Yeah, yeah, it was wild.

1027
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,720
Speaker 1: I was like girl every time I saw a picture

1028
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: of hers, like, so you didn't get her new dune

1029
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: it all that money you could have you could have

1030
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 1: had someone snatched away hold on. The pieces are starting

1031
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,320
Speaker 1: to make sense now, Okay, she had a bad wig

1032
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: the man heroine. She was with a white man, no

1033
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: white man out of jail and had the crusty caucation wig.

1034
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: No friend, but that is hilarious at the big magnet

1035
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:36,359
Speaker 1: closure she at the she is.

1036
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 2: This is Walmart at the Walmart wig. No, she had

1037
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 2: on the Vivica a Fox collection. She did not marry.

1038
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,839
Speaker 1: Don't you say I did not stand by Vivica. If

1039
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,320
Speaker 1: you're listening, I love you, I love your wigs.

1040
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 2: You would not wear a Fox wig. You would your hair.

1041
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: You would show you up button for fifty thousand dollars

1042
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 1: before you would wear a ax.

1043
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 2: Wig for piss Fox.

1044
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: I love what you're doing with bundles by Fox. I

1045
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 1: love what you're doing with this.

1046
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 2: It's Sitdney Marie. Isn't it a mess that people don't

1047
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,760
Speaker 2: know what to do with their money? I mean me included.

1048
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: You know I was making all that money all those

1049
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 1: years gone, have no idea where's that? Well now I

1050
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 1: feel like I know what to do with it. I

1051
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: just need the money, so go ahead and send me

1052
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: the money.

1053
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:21,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1054
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 1: I think it is crazy that people don't know what

1055
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 1: to do with their money. But I also think when

1056
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 1: you come from a place of not having it for

1057
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: so long, when you get it, you'd be like, I

1058
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 1: gotta get this, I gotta get this. And then you

1059
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: got family members that are like, well, you know I

1060
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 1: need a new hip, and you know she needs new

1061
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,839
Speaker 1: school uniforms, and yah, you.

1062
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:41,800
Speaker 2: Know my mama needs a new wine fridge.

1063
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 1: It's like you start buying stuff for everybody and then

1064
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: you look up and it's like, where's the money for me? Well,

1065
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: this is why I've learned. Am I am I using

1066
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: what I've learned. No, when you make a ton of

1067
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: money like that, you have to get a financial advisor,

1068
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 1: you have to get an accountant.

1069
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 2: Get you up. You have to get a business manager.

1070
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: There's so like you have to get people in order

1071
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: to like, they have to take the money from. They

1072
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: cannot allow you to just be like I'm and and

1073
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: you get a car, and you get a car, and

1074
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 1: you and you and you you, you.

1075
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 2: Get a plundation, you get some slig.

1076
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: No, do not think that you getting a plant And

1077
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,360
Speaker 1: Iyana was looking at her like, sister, is this a

1078
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 1: plantation that Tyler Perry bar No friends, She didn't turn

1079
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:34,399
Speaker 1: into a studio. She kept it as is as is well,

1080
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: I mean she might be able to sell that and

1081
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: make something back from And whoever wants this plantation, you're

1082
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 1: gonna be looking at them sideways like I need to

1083
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: get rid of it. But I also why you want that. No, no, no, no,

1084
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 1: I'm not looking at you sideways. Give me my money.

1085
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: Did the check clear, did the did the acs? Didn't

1086
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: he a.

1087
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 2: Swiss bank account? Okay?

1088
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: We have messy or just living. There's some good ones

1089
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:06,879
Speaker 1: in here. Let's see ooh, okay, watching a customer's dog

1090
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 1: sniff around other people's food. So I told her that's disgusting.

1091
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: Woman claimed it was a service dog and it couldn't

1092
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,439
Speaker 1: be on the floor, which is obviously lies.

1093
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 2: What is that messy or just living.

1094
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 1: That's mess I mean, nobody lies more than a white

1095
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 1: person with a dog pretending that the dog needs a

1096
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 1: little vist.

1097
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 2: This is a service dog. Where's his little shirt? What

1098
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 2: a vist? I just want to let you know this

1099
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 2: dog is unemployed.

1100
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:33,799
Speaker 1: Now a woman try to get on a plane with

1101
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: a flamingo, and I love that.

1102
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 2: This is my emotional support flaming I'm here for that.

1103
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 2: Where do you even I'm obsessed?

1104
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: She and the first of all, a flamingo is fleelt,

1105
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 1: so it doesn't need that much of a seat. I'm

1106
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: here for that.

1107
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 2: First of all.

1108
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 1: Flamingo Top three animals of all time I'm obsessed with,

1109
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,760
Speaker 1: and they're only on one leg. I love a group

1110
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: of flamingos. They look like they look like mean girls.

1111
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 1: They look they judge you, they look inside to side.

1112
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,799
Speaker 1: They're just like, oh, on Thursdays we wear pink, and

1113
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 1: also all the other days we wear pink. No. Flamingos

1114
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 1: are like sexy dancers that don't have to dance like

1115
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: those are the girls that come in the star tenders

1116
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,720
Speaker 1: that just come in and we're just people just throwing

1117
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 1: money at them, and they don't have to do anything.

1118
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,879
Speaker 2: They don't have to shake they tail, feather or nothing.

1119
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,280
Speaker 2: Everybody's like, oh my god, Yeah.

1120
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 1: I would be cool with being reincarnated as a flamingo.

1121
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 1: I like flamingos or peacocks. Those are so beautiful. Now,

1122
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,800
Speaker 1: you know only male peacocks have the feathers.

1123
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,720
Speaker 2: No way they do that so that they can attract

1124
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 2: female peacocks. That's so sexist.

1125
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, but when you think about animals in nature, and

1126
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 1: this is so crazy that we as women do all

1127
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: of this stuff to like judge ourselves up and men

1128
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 1: just show up in like sweats inside out. Yeah, but

1129
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: most of the animals in the animal kingdom, the pretty

1130
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: ones is usually the male.

1131
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 2: Really, the ones with the prettiest.

1132
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: Feathers or the nicest I don't know, lizard skin or

1133
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: the whatever, like the longest eyelashes, they're usually male because

1134
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 1: they got to attract the female. Like even lions have

1135
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: those like big ass manes and like female lions baldded.

1136
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 2: We pushback, damn am I a lion?

1137
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 1: No?

1138
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,359
Speaker 2: No? Okay? So I think.

1139
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 1: It's you know, people with their animals is very sensitive,

1140
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:34,399
Speaker 1: and so her saying that it was disgusting. I think

1141
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: there could have been another way to say that it

1142
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 1: is nasty. It is like even if you're like my

1143
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,319
Speaker 1: dog is the cleanest, it's still gross. I don't want

1144
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: your dog's face anywhere near my food. Yeah, I think

1145
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 1: I for me get somebody else to do it. I'm

1146
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 1: always gonna tell a matre d, a waiter, a bar, somebody.

1147
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,319
Speaker 1: I don't want to have to be in contact with

1148
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 1: this person, get a authorities to like kick her and

1149
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 1: the surface dog. I don't want to have to go

1150
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: back and forth with anybody. Listen, I agree with you

1151
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 1: on that. I mean I might say uh uh oh,

1152
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,799
Speaker 1: that's nasty. I might make a big production of like

1153
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 1: sliding my food to another table and like, you know,

1154
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,839
Speaker 1: maybe make some my contact when I do it after

1155
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 1: I say what I need to say. But yeah, I'm

1156
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 1: all about now getting a conductor on a train or

1157
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 1: a flight attendant or somebody else involved, because I'm not

1158
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 1: arguing with you.

1159
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:32,839
Speaker 2: Listen, we both in coach.

1160
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: I remember being at the movie theaters with our best DaMina,

1161
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 1: and we were watching a quiet place and.

1162
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 2: She was there. She is not a quiet place.

1163
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:44,839
Speaker 1: Okay, well, none of us was quiet at the time

1164
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 1: because apparently, apparently the woman who was next to us,

1165
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 1: like at the edge she went and like told management that.

1166
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 2: We were talking. And so three security car security guards three.

1167
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: Five four fun come in the middle of the movie

1168
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 1: with flashlights like you. It felt like a raid. It

1169
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 1: felt like the FBI was rating the movie theaters and

1170
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:10,839
Speaker 1: they were like they were looking for baby oil. If

1171
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 1: you got shut up, if you guys, if you guys

1172
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 1: talk again, you're getting thrown out. That's what they said

1173
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 1: to us. And I was like, I wanted to turn

1174
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 1: around and say, bitch, you could have just told us

1175
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 1: to be quiet. We wouldn't have listened, but I would

1176
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 1: respect you more. But then I was like, you know

1177
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 1: what she said, I'm not dealing with this.

1178
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 2: Nope. And I had to give I should have to

1179
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:32,800
Speaker 2: shake her hand for that. No, you didn't.

1180
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 1: You watch to shake her hand, bitch, And I mean

1181
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 1: it was still talking after it.

1182
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 2: They were we were still talking. We're still talking.

1183
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: So people should not go see a quiet place because

1184
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:47,720
Speaker 1: we don't know how to be quiet.

1185
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 2: But also it's like, why are we quiet in a movie?

1186
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 1: Let us say something like we we are the little

1187
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 1: seasoning that was not in the movie.

1188
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:59,359
Speaker 2: That was necessary. You need a little now, like you

1189
00:56:59,400 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 2: need that.

1190
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: I think every movie needs a couple of those. Yeah,

1191
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 1: I mean not every time something happens, should you be

1192
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: reacting to it? But I agreat and as black women,

1193
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:14,319
Speaker 1: we are very passionate about cinema. So we gonna talk

1194
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 1: because we got questions and maybe we were like, who

1195
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: almost got me?

1196
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 2: But you gotta let us, let us chat a time.

1197
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 1: As a it's a part of our culture. Yeah, it's

1198
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 1: a part of our culture. And if you don't like it,

1199
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 1: that's anti black.

1200
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 2: Anti black.

1201
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,439
Speaker 1: Also, if you're not talking at all during a movie,

1202
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:35,440
Speaker 1: you just quiet, you have no reactions, you're not jumping,

1203
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 1: nothing weird. It's like, do you even like the movie?

1204
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 2: You are? Are you even a fan of cinema? Well?

1205
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 2: Those are the people.

1206
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: Those are the same people that are having sex and

1207
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: they don't say anything at all.

1208
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:50,920
Speaker 2: And that's and that is bad sex. That's strange. Silent sex. Silence.

1209
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 2: It's like, we is free.

1210
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 1: Now, babe, say what you want during while you're getting

1211
00:57:55,760 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 1: your backgloonn out, Marie, what's a is this messy? Just

1212
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 1: living having a dinner and not letting your guests know

1213
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 1: it's vegan. I think that is a little bit messy

1214
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 1: cause I think you should I should be warned before

1215
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 1: I get there that okay, it's gonna be it's gonna

1216
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: be this. And then if I get there and it's

1217
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 1: good vegan food, then I'm pleasantly surprised. But that's why

1218
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: they're not telling you, because they're like, well, first of all,

1219
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 1: if you know, you know your friends, they're vegan, they've

1220
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 1: been vegan for ten years now, now, why would you

1221
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 1: think they would have meat at their at their dinner.

1222
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 1: New vegans pop up every day, betoo. Every day somebody's like,

1223
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: I need to try this because for my skin. Now

1224
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 1: I need to try this for my lifestyle. I need

1225
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:40,959
Speaker 1: to try this because I'm dating a guy who gluten free.

1226
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: And now now everybody at the table gluten free. Ooh,

1227
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: now we all vegan. We gotta be vegan. Could you,

1228
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 1: like David or whoever?

1229
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 2: Like, you know, you're not wrong at this, You're not wrong.

1230
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,360
Speaker 1: But it's but the thing is that people are like,

1231
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:56,439
Speaker 1: why would I It's like it, I'm sober, right, why

1232
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: would I have a wedding with liquor?

1233
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 2: I don't drink.

1234
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 1: I mean I want liquor for my guests because they'll

1235
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:06,480
Speaker 1: be miserable, But for me, personally, it's like, I don't drink.

1236
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 1: Why would I have a party with alcohol that doesn't

1237
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 1: it's my party, it doesn't suit me. I understand what

1238
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 1: you're saying, but you heard how you fixed it. You

1239
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 1: said I would still have alcohol because my guest's gonna

1240
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 1: be miserable if I don't.

1241
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 2: H So, like you already know what you need.

1242
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 1: To do, right, Yeah, But vegans are constantly like this

1243
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 1: barbecue nuggets that's really cauliflower broccoli.

1244
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 2: It's banging.

1245
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 1: You gotta try it, like they're always trying to be

1246
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 1: like and be open to it, and you not knowing

1247
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 1: that it's cauliflower. You're not you're not allergic to that.

1248
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:44,479
Speaker 1: It's not against your religion to have cauliflowers. So they're

1249
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,959
Speaker 1: thinking of it, like what's the worst that gonna happen?

1250
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 1: It would be fucked up if I don't eat meat.

1251
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 1: And then you didn't tell me it was me like,

1252
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 1: I'm I'm allergic that stuff that's against it's against my

1253
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 1: real Like you gotta tell.

1254
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 2: People what isn't vegan?

1255
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 1: But I think but like, yeah, I mean vegans, if

1256
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 1: y'all was just trying to do food that tasted good, cool,

1257
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 1: but they'd be like, this.

1258
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 2: Is a hot dog, but it's really a carrot.

1259
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 1: No, no, no, But they don't even say that it's

1260
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: a carrot. They're if this is a hot dog, and

1261
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 1: you'll be like, damn, the look juicy and orange as fuck,

1262
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, you must have put sass on

1263
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 1: on it, and then you bite into it, you're like

1264
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 1: a paprika.

1265
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,760
Speaker 2: Is this a carrot? Is this a candy? Yeah?

1266
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 1: But so that But that's what I'm saying, a lot

1267
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 1: of these vegan people, they just they're trying to recreate

1268
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 1: what we already got, and we already like.

1269
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 2: Scam artists. So it is.

1270
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 1: I mean, we were at a wedding the other day

1271
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 1: and one uh the bride was vegan and the groom

1272
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 1: is not, and they had vegan.

1273
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 2: Options and not vegan options.

1274
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I did go into something and I thought

1275
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:47,400
Speaker 1: it was me and it wasn't, and I was I

1276
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 1: was upset.

1277
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 2: I was like, the hell is this? So you didn't

1278
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 2: read the tiny car Oh? You know, I hate the

1279
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 2: fine print is fucking too fine, very thin. The fine

1280
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 2: print fine as fine as fuck.

1281
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, this is the last one that I

1282
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 1: want to read messay or just living. Okay, So people

1283
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 1: are getting salmon semen injected into their faces instead, like

1284
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 1: as a natural alternative to botox to stimulate collagen production

1285
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,919
Speaker 1: five hundred or eight hundred dollars a pop. First of all,

1286
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 1: where do you find the salmon semen? Who is rubbing

1287
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 1: these salmon down? Or are you cutting them open? And

1288
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 1: then like it's I got a lot of questions. Who's

1289
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 1: jerking the salmon? That's just that's nasty. I don't, honestly,

1290
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 1: I think I think cosmetology or whatever the beauty world

1291
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,919
Speaker 1: they are playing in our faces because they're like, you'll

1292
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 1: put anything on you, You'll put anything in you and

1293
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 1: on you. So they're just constantly pranking us in saying,

1294
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 1: oh you know this is this is better than botox,

1295
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 1: this is this is better than fillers. And and of

1296
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 1: course we're like, we want to look younger, we want

1297
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 1: to look better.

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01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 2: I'm sure I'll put salm underneath my eyes. That salmon

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Speaker 2: semen on your face?

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Speaker 1: No for a youthful bright I know, I did I do?

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Speaker 2: Did you what's that the snail? The music? Mucus? Yeah,

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01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 2: I put that on my face before. Okay, And how

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01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:12,080
Speaker 2: did that make? Did it change? I feel like that

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01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 2: was the big thing for a while.

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01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 1: It was like you got to put snail jews on

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Speaker 1: your face if you want no lines?

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Speaker 2: You see how I look for an I don't know.

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01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 2: Maybe it is it working. I don't know. I've done

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Speaker 2: it and used the snail jewe. I did it.

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Speaker 1: I did it for a month and I was like sure,

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Speaker 1: I guess. I mean, you know, I can't keep up

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01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 1: with a regimen, so it's hard. It's hard for me,

1313
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 1: but damn, okay, just I'm like, what what's some good

1314
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:38,920
Speaker 1: old fashioned you know, cold cream and you know some

1315
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 1: some nivia like what what happened to like a regular

1316
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 1: bar soap?

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Speaker 2: What happened to a face? Girl? You don't even do that?

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Speaker 3: Girl?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 1: But I mean this girl that I follow in I

1321
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 1: think she lives in I thought she lived in Japan,

1322
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 1: but maybe she lives in Korea. She uh, she got

1323
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 1: the treatment done and she was like all in how

1324
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,160
Speaker 1: the stories talking about it.

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01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 2: And she's like, no makeup, no filter.

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01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,960
Speaker 1: I'm thirty three years old and this is what I

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01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:12,080
Speaker 1: look like after I get h salmon semen sucked into

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Speaker 1: my face?

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01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 2: And why I watched it after that? She's a sex worker.

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01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:19,960
Speaker 1: Her name is a blue eyed Kayla on TikTok, and

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01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 1: she did it and she always looks like very like juicy,

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01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,920
Speaker 1: and you know she's they haven't semen on so it

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01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:29,600
Speaker 1: was nothing for her. She she was like, this is

1334
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:32,960
Speaker 1: part of the gig, and but it did look like

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01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 1: you know, it made her face more juicy and philler

1336
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:41,959
Speaker 1: is really bad for your face. So I guess would

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01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 1: we go get some salmon? Should we try it? Hey,

1338
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:49,400
Speaker 1: why don't y'alla open your purses and send us send them,

1339
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,440
Speaker 1: send us some coins so we can go get some

1340
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 1: salmon semen on us. Hey, if you're listening to this,

1341
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:55,840
Speaker 1: go ahead and send us a case of salmon semen

1342
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:58,840
Speaker 1: on ice. Oh you know what this this episode is

1343
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 1: sponsored by.

1344
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 2: Should we get into our messages? Yeah, we had that.

1345
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 2: We have some audio today, so we do.

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01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's hear what you sound like our first audio.

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01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 3: Hi, guys, I love your show. Anyway. I have a story.

1348
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 3: My brother is married, he has two kids, and I

1349
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:24,080
Speaker 3: go visit them I at least once a month in Brooklyn.

1350
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 3: I live in north you know as people were one

1351
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:28,960
Speaker 3: of them in the city. In August, my niece had

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01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,240
Speaker 3: a birthday. They didn't tell me. I only found out

1353
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:34,160
Speaker 3: when I was on the phone with my with my nephew.

1354
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 3: I try to call them once a week and just

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01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,520
Speaker 3: FaceTime them, so I didn't forget my face, my nephew,

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01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:41,240
Speaker 3: my niece. Yeah, it was my I found out when

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01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 3: I was on the phone with my nephew. He just talks,

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01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,920
Speaker 3: you know, five years old. He just says everything. It

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01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 3: was just like birthday. He was talking about a birthday.

1360
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, it's birthday is maybe? Says my

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01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 3: niece is name, and I'm like wow, Okay. So I

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01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 3: got on the phone with my sister and I was like, wow,

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01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 3: that really, you know, you guys should tell me when.

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01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 3: And you know, I wish I could have been there

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01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:05,600
Speaker 3: for a birthday celebrations, but I was like joky, joking

1366
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,840
Speaker 3: about it because I didn't want to look to her.

1367
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,160
Speaker 3: And she was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.

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01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,600
Speaker 3: It wasn't me. It was my sister, my little sister.

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01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 3: She she wanted to, you know, plan the birthday and

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01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:17,640
Speaker 3: I didn't even plan it. You know, I told her

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01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 3: I don't want to plan it, and she said, if

1372
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do anything, she's gonna do something. I

1373
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 3: was like, okay, no, what is that? I mean? I

1374
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:28,200
Speaker 3: just I just wish I was there. She apologized. Whatever whatever,

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01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 3: I'm still going over there once a month or whatever.

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01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:31,560
Speaker 1: I'm city.

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01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:34,040
Speaker 3: I sat by, I stayed over at the couch. I

1378
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:35,880
Speaker 3: played with the kids. Then in the morning, I wait

1379
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:37,480
Speaker 3: un till they wake up. I play with the kids,

1380
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:41,000
Speaker 3: and I go home. Sometimes just stay until five five pm.

1381
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:44,760
Speaker 3: Then I paid with the longest ride back to back

1382
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,400
Speaker 3: to Newark, New was New Jersey.

1383
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:48,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And what happened was when I.

1384
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:52,520
Speaker 3: Come October, same thing. I called them that night and

1385
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:55,560
Speaker 3: just stay high and face time them. I FaceTime her.

1386
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:59,000
Speaker 3: She picks up my my sister in law, and then

1387
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:04,240
Speaker 3: she goes, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I were

1388
01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:09,800
Speaker 3: having a thing for a few.

1389
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 2: Oh what happened? She ran out of time? Damn?

1390
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:20,120
Speaker 1: Okay, So should we read one? Like what do you

1391
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:21,400
Speaker 1: want to do with that one, Sydney?

1392
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:22,080
Speaker 2: I don't know.

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01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:26,040
Speaker 1: I just hey, guys, I know y'all got stuff for us,

1394
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 1: but we need to you gotta get to the point

1395
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:31,880
Speaker 1: you got. You gotta tell us what who the mess

1396
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:35,440
Speaker 1: is about? When the mess happened, and then the mess

1397
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:37,760
Speaker 1: like here, that's what the who what when we're wife, Yeah,

1398
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 1: when we're.

1399
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:42,840
Speaker 2: Real quick because we Yeah. Now I'm like, well, where's

1400
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:45,400
Speaker 2: the rest of it? Where's the rest of the mess?

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01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,640
Speaker 2: This is a mess? Actually what this is?

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01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:50,760
Speaker 1: This was the mess, but it seemed let's put the

1403
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:56,200
Speaker 1: pieces together. Was the sister in law into her, Oh

1404
01:06:56,240 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 1: you want to need somebody you know about her nephew

1405
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:02,680
Speaker 1: and her niece and birthday parties.

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01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:06,440
Speaker 2: You're saying, it's the system, that's the only that's the

1407
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:10,200
Speaker 2: only issue. It could be sister in law is there

1408
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:12,640
Speaker 2: tracking well, walk us through it? Why is this where

1409
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,240
Speaker 2: you landed with it?

1410
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:19,920
Speaker 1: Because she gave her a dress, she's always smiling at her.

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01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,600
Speaker 1: But then it was weird because it's like, why aren't

1412
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:25,960
Speaker 1: you inviting her to the to the niece and nephie.

1413
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:27,920
Speaker 1: But also, if you know your niece and nephew birthday

1414
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:29,480
Speaker 1: is coming up, why are you not asking questions?

1415
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:32,400
Speaker 2: I'd be like, so, what are we doing right? You

1416
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:35,640
Speaker 2: speak to them once a week? Yeah, that's not really

1417
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:39,400
Speaker 2: adding up. That's a mess for me. But if she's.

1418
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:42,040
Speaker 1: Sleeping on the couch, like are you leaving a mess?

1419
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:43,439
Speaker 1: And they said, well, we don't want her to sleep

1420
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:45,440
Speaker 1: here for the on the day of the party, like,

1421
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:48,120
Speaker 1: oh yeah, truncky cheese is going to sleep on the couch.

1422
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:50,880
Speaker 2: That's team. Actually, maybe it's that.

1423
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:55,760
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, but hey, guys, when you're giving mess,

1424
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 1: we ain't got three minutes. You got to you gotta

1425
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:02,320
Speaker 1: be able to wrap it up in two. Yeah, okay,

1426
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:03,880
Speaker 1: So what's the what's the next one?

1427
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:08,120
Speaker 2: You know what's messy? Not having any messages?

1428
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:13,520
Speaker 1: That's crazy, Marie, that's mess that's insane. But you know what,

1429
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:15,880
Speaker 1: we had enough mess for everybody.

1430
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:16,760
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

1431
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 1: But you guys have to do better and make sure

1432
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:22,559
Speaker 1: that we have some mess for next week because this

1433
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:23,520
Speaker 1: is unacceptable.

1434
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:27,880
Speaker 2: This is this is a go damn mess. But we'll

1435
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:28,360
Speaker 2: be okay.

1436
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:30,640
Speaker 1: Let's let's put something on a prayer, let's do our

1437
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:31,760
Speaker 1: prayer list and then get off.

1438
01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:33,960
Speaker 2: How about that, I don't have anything to ask to

1439
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:35,960
Speaker 2: the prayer list. You don't do this every week?

1440
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,679
Speaker 1: I thought if something came up and if you don't

1441
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:44,320
Speaker 1: have any prayers, Marie, you're no, it's not even about

1442
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:45,120
Speaker 1: that you want me.

1443
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:46,280
Speaker 2: To do this every week.

1444
01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:49,599
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying I think in real time, as we're

1445
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:52,559
Speaker 1: talking about stuff, you'd be like, oh, you know what

1446
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:54,840
Speaker 1: you should put that on a prayer list. But yeah, okay,

1447
01:08:54,880 --> 01:09:01,080
Speaker 1: but you know what, Sidney, with a prayer list, what

1448
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:01,679
Speaker 1: you got.

1449
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:05,200
Speaker 2: Totally fine.

1450
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, hey, I would like you

1451
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:14,240
Speaker 1: to have more than one financial situation. Yeah, I would

1452
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:19,599
Speaker 1: like you to have several for different things, you know, hm,

1453
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:22,839
Speaker 1: one for like traveling, one for like odds and ends,

1454
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:26,839
Speaker 1: and then one for me, one for oh yeah, well

1455
01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:29,360
Speaker 1: sometimes you can get one person to do all of that.

1456
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:36,280
Speaker 1: But okay, Sidney, let me put something on the PSN.

1457
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:44,920
Speaker 1: I would like to add Sydney's credit score to the girl, please,

1458
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:50,040
Speaker 1: because I think as it goes up, everything around you

1459
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:52,599
Speaker 1: is also going to be like easier to figure out

1460
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,479
Speaker 1: it's at it's it's almost at six seventy right now,

1461
01:09:56,439 --> 01:09:59,600
Speaker 1: so it was at Allegedly when they first did the

1462
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:02,479
Speaker 1: background check, it was five seventy seven, which not.

1463
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:06,800
Speaker 2: There's no way, there's no it just not there's no.

1464
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:09,360
Speaker 1: Well credit wise is the damn lie because it was

1465
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:12,800
Speaker 1: telling me six thirty seven. Oh well, maybe they put

1466
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:16,080
Speaker 1: something else on there. They know credit wise, you gotta use.

1467
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:16,880
Speaker 2: What do I use?

1468
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:26,280
Speaker 1: I use credit karma, trans trans something trans yeah, TransUnion credit. Yeah,

1469
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, but yes, I think you know. The

1470
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:34,400
Speaker 1: next time we have the pod, I want to be situated.

1471
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,000
Speaker 2: You want to be a home.

1472
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,160
Speaker 1: I am in a home, but I would like to

1473
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:40,760
Speaker 1: be situated in a sense where they, you know, they're

1474
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:44,240
Speaker 1: telling me it's the one price and it's right, and

1475
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:46,320
Speaker 1: then I'm moving in.

1476
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:47,479
Speaker 2: I don't have much to move in.

1477
01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:50,040
Speaker 1: I have a lot of stuff from Rainbow and Zara

1478
01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:53,759
Speaker 1: and you know, a little vanity and that's it. Listen,

1479
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:56,360
Speaker 1: let's all bow our heads and close our eyes and

1480
01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:58,759
Speaker 1: pray to the gods above.

1481
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:02,479
Speaker 2: Whoever you believe it. Yeah, whoever you believe, whoever you

1482
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:02,920
Speaker 2: believe in.

1483
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:05,559
Speaker 1: You know some people, how long as you don't believe

1484
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:06,760
Speaker 1: in Elon Musk, we don't.

1485
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:11,200
Speaker 2: We don't praise. No, raise him, No, we don't praise Anyway.

1486
01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,960
Speaker 2: That was it. That was a little messy moment. I

1487
01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:15,439
Speaker 2: hope you have a good little holiday.

1488
01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:19,280
Speaker 1: Yes, please think of us. Think of us while you're

1489
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:21,639
Speaker 1: going to see your family. Talk about us to your family,

1490
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:24,240
Speaker 1: to your mom. Hopefully I have a single mom. Hopefully

1491
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:27,479
Speaker 1: I have some tea for y'all in the next couple episodes. Oh,

1492
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:29,479
Speaker 1: I know you are, because you know my mom and

1493
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:31,000
Speaker 1: sister not really talking right now.

1494
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 2: No.

1495
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:34,200
Speaker 1: I told my sister to come to Thanksgiving to confront her.

1496
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:37,280
Speaker 1: She has to pull upon her on the black rice.

1497
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:38,479
Speaker 2: I send the ribs.

1498
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:40,960
Speaker 1: I said, come to Thanksgiving and talk to her face

1499
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 1: to face. And then my sister was like, you know

1500
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:43,920
Speaker 1: what I'm going to do. Then I'm going to leave

1501
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:45,439
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to take any food to go.

1502
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:46,680
Speaker 2: Oh that's how you.

1503
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:49,800
Speaker 1: Hurt my mom's feelings. You leave her food behind. You

1504
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:52,840
Speaker 1: eat and then you know I'm full, and then.

1505
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:56,400
Speaker 2: You go wow. I like that. That's mess.

1506
01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:58,080
Speaker 1: I said, you're going to leave with tears in your eys.

1507
01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:01,640
Speaker 1: But I said, I'll get a couple of bowls.

1508
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:02,040
Speaker 2: Bring me back.

1509
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:05,920
Speaker 1: Some says, well, this has been another amazing episode of

1510
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:10,360
Speaker 1: mess Please send us your messages. You know where to

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Speaker 1: call us, you know where to email us. Make sure

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Speaker 1: two minutes. Get it all in, put all the mess

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Speaker 1: in there, and then we'll share it on the pod. Yes, gorgeous, Okay,

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Speaker 1: bye bye my We are doing.

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Speaker 2: Mess live, can you believe? In December one at Union

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Speaker 2: Hall in Brooklyn, New York, five pm after brunch, have

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Speaker 2: your second brunch with it what bottomless because I'm not

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Speaker 2: wearing pants slee you then mess with Sidney Washington and

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Speaker 2: Marie Foston.

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Speaker 1: Is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and

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Speaker 1: iHeartRadio podcast.

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Speaker 2: Create It and Host It by Sidney Washington and Marie Foston.

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Speaker 1: Executive produced by Olivia Agular and Hans Soni, super produced

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Speaker 1: by Becca Ramos, edited a mixed by Brian Jeffries.

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