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Speaker 1: all right, my name is Garrett along with Ja yahyah.

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Speaker 1: What call you people? Tell you ya? You know it's funny.

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Speaker 1: So yesterday Scary and I were talking about, well, but

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Speaker 1: that's the thing. We were talking about names for rich

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Speaker 1: guys and he goes, oh, yeah, I hear your It's

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Speaker 1: call people zadi what because it's like daddy, but like zaddy.

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Speaker 1: I don't get it. Are you trying to start something?

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to start fetching nuts? Is this a

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Speaker 1: millennial thing? That's why millennial to That's why I don't know,

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Speaker 1: calmed out, you're a millennial to my friend, I'm proud.

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Speaker 1: I'm a proud millennial. All right, So you're to. I

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Speaker 1: You know, how if you if you own an animal

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Speaker 1: but you've heard of it before though, where you start

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Speaker 1: to look like your animal or your animal looks like you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, so Jake is transforming into someone

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Speaker 1: around here. Oh so jac is someone's animal, Jacob. Some

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Speaker 1: mini straighten. Okay, you're saying that I'm dressed like him today,

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Speaker 1: yes you are. I'm wearing blue shorts that are above

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Speaker 1: my knee and a light blue button down weekend in Miami. Same,

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Speaker 1: Then why you have a long sleeve shirt. It's seventy

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Speaker 1: You should have just warn a short sleep. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, Mosa, that's sister. Look you're telling someone who

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Speaker 1: thank you. All right, Now tell him something totally random.

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Speaker 1: where is the library? At least he knows Spanish. One

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Speaker 1: that is Spanish, the one without a doubt. But tell him,

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Speaker 1: so tell me something that's not Spanish. One. Let let

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Speaker 1: him deliver it, and then we'll tell him what it is. Colby, Colby, No, no, mae,

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Speaker 1: ban boy, I didn't go to the bathroom today. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't shower today. Well, you were close. You didn't

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Speaker 1: longest you guys have gone without showering? Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: Like like a maybe? Like a day at best? Really?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, go ahead, dirt bags back find your nickname? Alright,

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Speaker 1: tweet at Jake producer, dirtbag, dirt bag. All right, dirt bag,

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Speaker 1: how long have you gone without four days camping? No,

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Speaker 1: How much powder did you have? Well, not enough. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you there was one smelly bust at the

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Speaker 1: He's like, biggest tents. I mean, I get it, you

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Speaker 1: the repertoire of nicknames. We're calling your foot. That's my

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Speaker 1: main nickname now, Jake dirt Bag the producer. So gross.

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Speaker 1: Would you tell your girlfriend Colby that you haven't showered

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Speaker 1: the exception, not any other day, any weekend. You're like,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm just not shower Saturday Sunday, like a weekly.

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Speaker 1: tell you say hello, Hello, say hello hello. Jake's not there.

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Speaker 1: You know. It's nice we can have dead air because

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Speaker 1: hear anybody because you're also deaf too. Yeah, yeah you are.

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Speaker 1: I'm a deaf dirt dirt bag Jakie boy producer. Your

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Speaker 1: new nicknames are Jake, but make sure baby Jake's in there.

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Speaker 1: So you guys really have never gone an extended period

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Speaker 1: of time with no You always find a shower Dominican Republican. Now,

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Speaker 1: dirt bags fun. That was minute more fifteen minute morning show.

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Speaker 1: It is really bad. I cursed too much. It's