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Speaker 1: but chugging and natty light? What we're about to find out?

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Speaker 1: What in the latest TikTok challenge kraz There is a

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Speaker 1: new challenge going viral on TikTok right now. It's not

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Speaker 1: like any of those. You don't have to but chug anything,

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Speaker 1: don't detergent. We'll do that in just a second, though,

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Speaker 1: But it is time for Sounds Trendy, the segment where

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Speaker 1: we give you audio that you can steal from our

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Speaker 1: we attempt the latest TikTok challenge that might kill us,

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Speaker 1: I have to play the sound for Sounds Trendy. Remember

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Speaker 1: if you post a video using our sound and we

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Speaker 1: see it and we like it keyword, if we like it,

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Speaker 1: you go, how boogie do you think people would think

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Speaker 1: I am if I told him I hunk dry my socks?

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Speaker 1: The truth? Actually, I'm not proud of it. Do you

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Speaker 1: hang dry everything or just so oh, that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't hang dry everything, but I do hank dry

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Speaker 1: my socks. Why because I feel like I have good

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Speaker 1: socks and I want to preserve them. Okay, Okay, there

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Speaker 1: were spenses. I'll just have so many questions about this.

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Speaker 1: That's your question A lot number one. How long have

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Speaker 1: and are married. I would imagine she's been hang drying

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Speaker 1: but usually it doesn't matter because I'll just take them

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Speaker 1: that's Alex's laundry life. Hats love that special for your feet.

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Speaker 1: I imagine your neighbors looking out and the only thing

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Speaker 1: all kinds of things. Go get that at the Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show and use that sound. If you post a video

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Speaker 1: new challenge on TikTok. Have you guys seen the code

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Speaker 1: hanger challenge yet? No, where you had a hanger. We're

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Speaker 1: do is you take a coat hanger. You wet your

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Speaker 1: and your head will involuntarily start turning. What. Yeah, I've

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Speaker 1: This is Frank Montenegro. And I assume your mom told

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Speaker 1: did you get her wire? The money tookamoldpeople dot com. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: get that converted over. But yes, it was twenty five

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Speaker 1: I have undone things like this before, and I guarantee

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Speaker 1: maiden name too, I'll you want my social Security number?

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Speaker 1: That would probably help you out by it back. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe my mom would do this. Oh stupid,

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Speaker 1: well she didn't. What. Yeah, this is actually jewel from

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Speaker 1: the Jewel show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: kidding me. I am, actually yeah, it's a joke. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, Hey, Honny, you talk to the kids of

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Speaker 1: the mouse Jesus. Oh my god, Craig, you are such

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Speaker 1: a leaner. Why would you do to me? I told

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Speaker 1: her off? I don't know, Brooklyn tells. What's going on? Oh, well,

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Speaker 1: So you got ghosted by a guy named Spencer, right,

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Speaker 1: that's right, and he is hot. I can't lie see

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Speaker 1: All right, Brooklyn, are you ready. Yes, I mean I'm nervous,

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Speaker 1: to Spencer. Please let Spencer. Who is this? Hi Spencer.

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Shows, The Jewel Shows. Who's chilling? Check in? So, Spencer,

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Speaker 1: you're chilling? Awesome? We were just on the fives chilling

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Speaker 1: You can do it. Well, it's not something I'm really

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Speaker 1: believe me. That's that's not it. It's just Look, I'm

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Speaker 1: And you who nail bed? Say you did Jewels show

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Speaker 1: on demand? Jebils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Yeah, what's up? Hey?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Is this line one? Uh? Yeah, yeah it is?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Thanks, thanks for picking up on what I

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Uh? So I'm a technician.

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Speaker 1: Why wow? So how did it first happen? Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: was heavily flirtatious. Right. Um. You know, being a guy,

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Speaker 1: I kind of I can't say. You know, what's that

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Speaker 1: they're older? I'm twenty years old. Yeah, oh, one lady

423
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Speaker 1: she was sixty eight. You literally just like burned my mind.

424
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Speaker 1: I was like, how old are these ladies? Then you

425
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Speaker 1: literally said I was like, what is the oldest one? That?

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Speaker 1: I didn't say it yet. Yeah, I was wondering the

427
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Speaker 1: same thing. Are they hot? Uh? There's just one lady

428
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Speaker 1: and she is very hot. He lives on the cover

429
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Speaker 1: of a magazine like in two thousand and sixth I think, um,

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Speaker 1: and she was gonna Harley And I mean she's just

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Speaker 1: she's she's beautiful. Yeah, I have a girlfriend. I've been

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Speaker 1: with her for five years. Yet yeah, you're planning I

433
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Speaker 1: would are you planning on telling her? I mean yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've been using the tip money on her because I

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Speaker 1: felt guilty. Yeah, what what do you think your girlfriend's

436
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Speaker 1: gonna say when you tell her? Um, yeah, that's the

437
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Speaker 1: way the cookie crumbles. I guess. I don't know. So

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Speaker 1: when did this start happening? Who? I think the first

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00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,159
Speaker 1: time was in late September. And you've been with your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend for five years? Okay, so yeah, this is a

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Speaker 1: new thing. Damn. Yeah, I don't think she's gonna take it. Well,

442
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Speaker 1: I don't think she's gonna be okay with that. Well, yeah,

443
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Speaker 1: I think she might leave you. Yeah, I think so.

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Speaker 1: I would think so. I would highly imagine she would.

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Speaker 1: So if you want to break up with her girlfriend,

446
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Speaker 1: tell her yeah, but you never know. She could go,

447
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:21,640
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's so hot. Oh my god. Probably not. Well,

448
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us. You're to your little secret.

449
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: Good luck with that. Did Jebel Show on demand? Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the i n N, The Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. For Tuesday, May twenty fourth,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty one. I'm Juell Fresh, and I've got a

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Speaker 1: whole new reason for your kids to give you an

454
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Speaker 1: attitude when you tell them to stop playing video games.

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Speaker 1: Tell you why in a second. But first let's meet

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Speaker 1: the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and one guy did something

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Speaker 1: to well oh dear, oh god. Yeah, I'll hear all

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Speaker 1: that coming right up in my story. I'm Christian Gray

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Speaker 1: Snow And while going out and getting drunk can be fun, Yes,

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Speaker 1: you should leave your animals at home. More coming up

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Speaker 1: on that in my story. That's coming up in my story. Okay, more,

462
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 1: those are just a thinking about before your first story

463
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Speaker 1: of the day in the eye and I eating news.

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Speaker 1: I was there for the news. I do. Study found

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Speaker 1: that watching TV and playing video games might actually make

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Speaker 1: kids smarter. Oh yeah, I can get behind that. Social media,

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Speaker 1: on the other hand, no effect. Oh, I don't think

468
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Speaker 1: it makes kids more or less smart. I think it

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Speaker 1: can affect their social life, you know how much they

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Speaker 1: want to be out and about. But I think it

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Speaker 1: did that to me as a young adult. I mean,

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Speaker 1: everything's real on the internet, right, so no matter what

473
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Speaker 1: they read there, you know it's educational learning something zero

474
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 1: fake news out there. Social media is actually making them dumber. Yeah. Probably,

475
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Speaker 1: video games and TV can actually make your kids smarter.

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Speaker 1: But social media, just like all of us, there becomes

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Speaker 1: a point where like you should be getting like smarter,

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Speaker 1: you know, as you've grown adult, Like they're still naive,

479
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Speaker 1: they're still kind of you know, growing up. And do

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Speaker 1: you know what any times I've had that thought on

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Speaker 1: social media about one of my friends when they posted something,

482
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Speaker 1: I look at it and they go, yeah, you know,

483
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Speaker 1: there comes a point in your life where you're supposed

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Speaker 1: to be getting smart. But I feel like that friend.

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Speaker 1: This is the I n N, the Idiot News Network

486
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. They reported next story,

487
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Speaker 1: let's sten it on over to Alex three. I SHO

488
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Speaker 1: was on location in this dude's front yard where he

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Speaker 1: was caught on his rain camera walking out his front

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Speaker 1: door and then stepping on a baby deer. So there's

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Speaker 1: this video that's going viral on the Internet of Things

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Speaker 1: and it's I guess it turned out to be funny

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Speaker 1: because nobody was harmed in the making of this video

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Speaker 1: from Ring when a dude was walking out of his

495
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Speaker 1: front door and he was walking down stairs and then

496
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Speaker 1: he stepped on a baby deer. On stepped on a

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Speaker 1: baby step on a baby deer accident. It was like

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Speaker 1: at the bottom of the stairs. It was probably trying

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Speaker 1: to find something to eat in the garden and then

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Speaker 1: it yelped right, and then it was like started running away.

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Speaker 1: So it wasn't it's fine, like the deer is okay, okay,

502
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Speaker 1: breaking the legs or anything. But the mom deer was,

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Speaker 1: you know, around the corner. And then when the baby

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Speaker 1: deer like yelped the mama deer, she started charging after

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Speaker 1: him and he started running around his front yard. I

506
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: would be scared. I would be. I was like, um,

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Speaker 1: that's amazing. Yeah, I would be maulled by. You can't

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Speaker 1: do anything in that situation because there's a lot of

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Speaker 1: videos on social media of bears. Have you seen the

510
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: bear videos? Yeah? What a bear video at least once

511
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Speaker 1: to day, Yes, where people are running in their front

512
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Speaker 1: door and then a bear runs after him and they

513
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: just barely get away. They barely said And I was like,

514
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Speaker 1: I didn't do that on purpose, but I should have

515
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 1: its like in Utah places, you know, like places where

516
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 1: they have dogs they need to take them out and

517
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Speaker 1: like take the feet. And then there's also bears that

518
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Speaker 1: are really close. Yeah, this guy is running away from

519
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Speaker 1: a mama deer because he accidentally stepped on a baby deer. Right,

520
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: that's the video. You can go get the video, check

521
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 1: out the story at the Jewels Show. But you can't

522
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: do anything and you just have to run away, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because if you Okay, there was also that video of

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00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: that kangaroo that came up to that guy in Australia

525
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 1: and he punched it in the jaw and then it

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00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 1: turned around right like, you can't punch a deer. If

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Speaker 1: you punch a deer, that guys getting canceled from everything. Also,

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Speaker 1: deers are huge. I don't think people realize how big

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Speaker 1: they are. Yea, And thank god it was a mom

530
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Speaker 1: and not the dad. Would but the horns didn't you

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Speaker 1: be in real trouble? Oh yeah, that's this is the

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Speaker 1: eye n and I would have punched that deer right

533
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 1: in the mouth. This is the just where gradients are

534
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Speaker 1: just in the news. For the next story, let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to Christian Grace Snow, who is on

536
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Speaker 1: location in Ohio where police responded to a call of

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00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: a horse and buggy that was quote all over the road, yes,

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Speaker 1: and after a low speed chase. I'll just want to

539
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 1: say I love the words low speed. Really a horse

540
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Speaker 1: and buggy couldn't get into high school shid So after

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Speaker 1: a low speed chase, and they only stopped it because

542
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: they like blocked the horse and buggy with their car

543
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: and it like rammed into a police vehicle. They get

544
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Speaker 1: out and turns out there was a man in the

545
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: buggy slept over. It was an Amish man who was

546
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: drinking and driving. Yes, he had a blood alcohol level

547
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Speaker 1: of point zero six three. He was identified as twenty

548
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Speaker 1: one year old Nathan Miller and was charged with operating

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Speaker 1: a vehicle under the influence. Yet he was hammered and

550
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: having his horse takes even moving there supposed to be

551
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 1: just stopped unless there's like the rains of video. They're

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00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: screaming and stop your horse. Stop the horses, Like I

553
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 1: just want to go home and go to sleep. The

554
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: horses out of control. One poor horses. The poor horse, dude,

555
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: he should have known he's out of control of sitting

556
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 1: at a bar all day waiting for his order to

557
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: come out like that horse shouldn't get charged with the

558
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: t UI. Yeah, trotting under the influence and reckless trotting.

559
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: That was the network. I'm just in the news. A

560
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Speaker 1: horse in full sobriety's test the whole time it's just

561
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Speaker 1: like ramming me out of here, all right. Tune tomorrow

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Speaker 1: for another hard hitting report from the I N and

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Speaker 1: your phone. Pray happens everything our on the twenties. Your

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Speaker 1: next one is coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: It's The Jewel Show, The Jebil Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jebil phone frame weekday mornings on It's twenties. Hello, Hello,

567
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: this is Detective James Birthday calling from the Federal Bureau

568
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Speaker 1: of Investigations. I was looking for Cameron. Yeah, yes, I

569
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: am from I'm well agent. Technically I'm with the FBI.

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Speaker 1: This call is being recorded. My name is James Birthday.

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00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: You may call me Jimmy if you want to. I

572
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Speaker 1: go by Jimmy Birthday. That is my full name if

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00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 1: you need to write it down. I need to speak

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00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: with you though, about an issue that happened in your

575
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: apartment complex in the elevator the other day. Did the

576
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: people in the office call you? Are they trying to

577
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: put this on me like like a legal thing? Right now?

578
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what do you mean by that? I got

579
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Speaker 1: stuck in the elevator the other day for like two

580
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Speaker 1: and a half hours. Are you trying to make deliver,

581
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: you do a little uber eat some aside, and now

582
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: the apartment complex is trying to tell me that somehow

583
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: it's my fault that I got stuck in the elevator.

584
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: I can tell you're upset by this, and I want

585
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: to let you know that I believe you that you

586
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: did not cause the elevator to malfunction. I do believe you.

587
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,719
Speaker 1: I've seen the video. Is there a reason you're calling

588
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: instead or well, this is a much bigger issue than

589
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: just you and the elevator. Do you care your elaborator? Well,

590
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 1: you were stuck on the elevator for two hours. I've

591
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: seen the video. Not that interesting to me, but apparently

592
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: interesting to a lot of people on the internet website

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Speaker 1: What they posted us to YouTube? What are retire? Oh no, no, no, no,

594
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: not enough perverts on YouTube for these people. I mean,

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00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: I wasn't like naked on the elevator about You were

596
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: just in the elevator for two hours, killing time, stuck,

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00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: probably a little scared, right, Yeah, I wasn't in the

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00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 1: best of mood, right, Yeah, And that's what they want,

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00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: that's what gets them going. They fortunately, Yeah, your video

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00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: wound up on a website that we've been investigating that

601
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: has over twenty four million users, all of them preverts

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00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: in my opinion, elevatorlove dot com. This video of me

603
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: is on some what weird fetish site yep, yeah. And

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00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: I've been trying to find these guys for four years.

605
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: I tried to put myself in the mind of someone

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00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: who could be demented enough to make an elevator malfunction

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00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: and then get the security footage to post on a

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00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: video so people can get their jollys. I have watched

609
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: hours and hours and hours of normal citizens like you

610
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: stuck on an elevator, and I've done the things that

611
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: those guys would do watching it, and I can tell

612
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: you it doesn't make you feel better about yourself and

613
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: all did not have to do any anything like that.

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Speaker 1: You're an Asian of the law and you're watching these

615
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: videos in bed. Well, I don't know where else I

616
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: can put myself in the shoes of the perpetrator. Are

617
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:07,239
Speaker 1: you You're really an agent of the FBI and you're yes,

618
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: I am watching this video in bed. I'm an agent

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Speaker 1: of the Federal Bureau of Investigations Internet Crimes Team, and

620
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to track down the people that run this

621
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: website and is making me very angry because I keep

622
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: having to do this stuff. I'm about to hang up

623
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: and call the police, like, how do you how do

624
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: you sick the police on the police, Like, I don't

625
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: even know what the what do I do about you? Now?

626
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: While I can give you the information, I'm calling you

627
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: to try to track these sickos down. And I don't

628
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: understand why I found one of them. He's on the

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Speaker 1: phone with me right now. Who you go look in

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Speaker 1: the mirror, you pert. No, I'm with the Federal Bureau

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Speaker 1: of Investigations. Let me speak to the person that's responsible. No, no, dude,

632
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: I'm talking about you. You're clearly listen to yourself. Oh

633
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: I got it. You're calling me a pervert because of

634
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: what I did. Agreed. Agreed. Also, this is actually Jewel

635
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: from The Jewels Show doing a phone brank on you.

636
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: It's not Agent Jimmy Birthday. This is a radio show. Yeah,

637
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: it's a joke. This is actually Jewel from the Jewels

638
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: Show doing a phone brank on you. And your roommate

639
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 1: already set you up. He told us about how you

640
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: got stuck on the elevator for two hours. The other

641
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: day and how your apartment complex is trying to blame

642
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 1: you for it. So my adrenaline is very high, right

643
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 1: mine too. Imagine how high it was when I was

644
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 1: watching the video of you yesterday doing the things I

645
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 1: had to do the Jewel Show on demand. It's time

646
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,760
Speaker 1: War of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show. Ashley

647
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,320
Speaker 1: is on the phone today for War of the Roses

648
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 1: to catch a cheater, and she thinks that her boyfriend

649
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: Chris of three years is cheating on her all because

650
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: of his stank. He thinks, well, I don't know. She

651
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: said it's something to do with the smell. That's all

652
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 1: I know. So let's talk to Ashley and find out

653
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: why she thinks her boyfriend Chris is cheating. Ashley, thank

654
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 1: you for coming on the show. Sucks to have to

655
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: come on like this. Sorry you have to do this.

656
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: Hopefully he not cheating. But why do you think that

657
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: your boyfriend Chris is cheating on you? Okay, So we've

658
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: lived together and every morning he goes to work and

659
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,359
Speaker 1: he smells like his normal self. He always comes home

660
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:14,879
Speaker 1: from work and he smells like a feminine perfume. Oh okay, okay,

661
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: that's a dead giveaway. Actually, Yeah, So he leaves the

662
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: house with no perfume months and comes back and it

663
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: smells like he's got perfume. And I'm sure he's not

664
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: going to norshrooms and sprang some perfumes. E definitely, yeah,

665
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 1: I mean he leaves to the house and smells like

666
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: five So it's and it's definitely a feminine perfume that

667
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: it smells like definitely something like super flowery and it's strong. Okay,

668
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 1: And how long has this been going on for? This

669
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,760
Speaker 1: been going on for like, ebe three or four months,

670
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: and he just keeps saying someone in the office must

671
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: have sprayed something, elevator must have sprayed something. I've worked

672
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,439
Speaker 1: with some people. I used to work at this office

673
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: building and there was this one lady and there she

674
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 1: was an older lady, and she definitely used a lot

675
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: of older lady perfumes, you know that, And like the

676
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 1: whole hallway would smell like her after she walked through it.

677
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: But even then, I don't think I ever left and

678
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: I smelled like her weird old lady perfume. O god,

679
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: yeah something. Yeah. So is there anything else that seems

680
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 1: off between you guys? I mean, not really everything's been

681
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 1: kind of okay other than this, But you know, this

682
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 1: is a really really big deal. I'll keep bringing it

683
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: up all the time, and it's making the super stressful.

684
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, And so you've asked him about it

685
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: and he just says, I don't know, it's weird. It

686
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 1: must be something rubbing off on me. That's not another woman.

687
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: Every time I asked about it, you have some kind

688
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 1: of excuse about the other people in the office. Why

689
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: would he not like take a different sweatshirt or shirt

690
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 1: or something, or like take some of his own clown

691
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: and like spram selsa zac masses it. My question to you,

692
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: So when you smell this every day, does it strike

693
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: you as the same scent over and over on him? Yeah,

694
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: Oh it's this game all right. Well maybe it is

695
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: legit then, because I mean, you would think if he

696
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 1: was messing around with someone who had this perfume and

697
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 1: you've already asked Hi about it a bunch, that he

698
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 1: would be like, okay, I'm not make sure he would

699
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 1: do what Alex said. He'd bring an extra shirt, or

700
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 1: he'd tell them, hey, don't put on any perfume because

701
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 1: my girlfriend's gonna know, or whatever. I wonder IF's like

702
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 1: the girl the other girl knows he has a girlfriend

703
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:27,879
Speaker 1: and like sprays him without him knowing or something. Yeah, yeah, sorry, yeah,

704
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: I mean that could be possible. That's why he doesn't know,

705
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: trying to mark her territory even though it's not her territory,

706
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: it's your territory. But I don't know anyway. Yeah, well,

707
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: we'll see what we can figure it out. What grocery

708
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: store does he is he a rewards card? Remember at

709
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: he's at Okay, all right, so we'll do the US.

710
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: We'll call him from that grocery store. We'll tell him

711
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: that we're doing a promotion where one lucky random rewards

712
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 1: card member gets a free bouquet of flowers delivered anywhere

713
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,919
Speaker 1: in the US and international. Five nine and nine probably

714
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: got to take that, but anywhere in the US, and

715
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 1: see if he accepts it, and see who he sends

716
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: him to, see if he give us your name where

717
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: somebody else is? Do you have anybody that you suspect?

718
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: He keeps me really far away from all his coworkers,

719
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 1: so I don't even know that. Okay, that's another thing too,

720
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 1: if he keeps you far away from people, all right, Well,

721
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: all right, we'll play a song come back and then

722
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 1: call him and see if we can figure it out

723
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 1: with your war The Roses to get your cheater next.

724
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 1: It's a jewel show if you're just joining us for

725
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: today's War the Roses to catch a cheater. We might

726
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: have a cheater on the line, and he's shakes. That

727
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: was literally really like kind of a lame joke, But

728
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: it's because he smells like lady perfume, like like really

729
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: pungent lady perfume. When he comes home from work and

730
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: his girlfriend, Ashley is on the phone with us, she

731
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: thinks that he might be cheating because they live together.

732
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: He leaves every day and he doesn't smell like perfume.

733
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: Then when he gets home from work, he smells like perfume.

734
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: This has been going on for months now. She has

735
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: asked him about it a bunch of times, and he

736
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 1: just well, he just blames it on his other coworkers, right,

737
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: but doesn't give you much more than that. Ashley, Yep,

738
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 1: pretty much. And you guys have been together for three years?

739
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,320
Speaker 1: Three years, okay, And is this the first time that

740
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 1: you suspected him cheating ever? Oh? Definitely, I mean that's

741
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: until this point, it's been perfect. All right, Well, we'll

742
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: see if it's just it is just an unfortunate thing,

743
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,280
Speaker 1: that maybe there's some weird air freshener in his office,

744
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: or somebody's got somebody puts on way too much perfume

745
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: or something to make him smell like perfume. But we'll

746
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 1: I figure out. Right now, we're gonna call him from

747
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: the grocery store that he shops at and say that

748
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: we're doing a promotion for our Rewards Card members, and

749
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: one lucky member is winning a bouquet of flowers to

750
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: be delivered anywhere they want, to anybody they want. We'll

751
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 1: see if he gives us his girlfriend, Ashley's name, or

752
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 1: somebody else's all right, Ashley, I'm an Dallas. Phone him

753
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:50,479
Speaker 1: right now. Are you ready? Let's do it? Okay? All right? Hello, Hello,

754
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: this is Jordan calling from SO I was looking for Chris.

755
00:39:55,360 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: This is Hee, Chris. Congratulations, you're this month winner. Oh okay,

756
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: what is this sport? We're doing a promotion where once

757
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 1: a month, we select a random Rewards Card member to

758
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 1: say thank you for shopping by giving them a free

759
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: bouquet of thirty six long stem red roses from our

760
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 1: Florida department to send to anybody they want in the

761
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,879
Speaker 1: entire US. You can go international, but it's a small fee.

762
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:25,919
Speaker 1: But other than that, it's completely free. Oh that's great. Yeah,

763
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 1: that's amazing. You want to deliver somebody some flowers, then sure, yeah, no,

764
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: that sounds great. What do I have to do? Uh?

765
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: Not much? If you know who you want to send

766
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 1: them too, right now, I can get all the information,

767
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: or we can email you a link that goes to

768
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: our clunky website that runs super slow, and you can

769
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 1: enter the information yourself. So I wouldn't recommend doing that,

770
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: but if you know, if you don't know, we can

771
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: send you that. If you do know who, you just

772
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: send them to you. I can just take your information

773
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 1: right now and we can send you those flowers and

774
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,359
Speaker 1: we'll send you a confirmation and all that. Okay, yeah,

775
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,879
Speaker 1: I might as well give you the information now, Okay, great.

776
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: I will will start with just the name. I'll need

777
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: a first and the last name, and then we'll need

778
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: to know if you want to write anything on a card,

779
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: and what type of card you want. We have all

780
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: types of cards we have just thinking of your cards.

781
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: So any kind of car do you want anything to

782
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: write on that and then the address of where you'd

783
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: like them saying, and that's it. Sure, yeah, can you

784
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: send it to Ulia? Did you say Felicia? Yes? Okay?

785
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 1: And what would you like to put on the card?

786
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: I'm really looking forward to the San Diego conventionship. It's

787
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,879
Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of fun and if you could

788
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 1: underline a lot that would be great. Okay, got that

789
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 1: all down, Ashley? Did you get all that down? That's

790
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: my question? Yeah, ash Yeah, I got all of that down.

791
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What this is actually the Jewels Show.

792
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,479
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. My name is Jewel, and mine's

793
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: Alex and I'm Christian Grayce now, and your girlfriend's name

794
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: is Ashley, not Felicia. And I don't know if you

795
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: guys are going to San Diego for convention. I don't

796
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: think so though. Uh hold on, wait wait, actually I

797
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 1: hear you on the lying. Yeah, I'm on the call.

798
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 1: Hey baby, I just hey baby, um, three years for real?

799
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: This is how it's gonna end after three years? No, no, no, no, sorry,

800
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: so listen I that right? Uh no, no, no no,

801
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: you can't even come up with excuse. I mean, this

802
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: is pitiful. No, no, no, hold on, okay, so I'm

803
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm swimming flowers. Sorry. Oh wow, he's coming up with

804
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: an excuse right now. Oh no, when you when you

805
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:44,919
Speaker 1: have like a business, I did not exply what you're lying.

806
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: It's so clear to everyone that you are lying right now.

807
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,320
Speaker 1: You've been coming home for a month smelling like some

808
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:56,720
Speaker 1: stinky ass perfume. I've asked you about it a billion times,

809
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 1: though I don't know where it came from. Whatever, now

810
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: here it is. There's someone else, is he? Where's the

811
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:08,360
Speaker 1: skinky ass per fume? There's someone else? It's some stinky

812
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: name Felicia. Like really, yeah, that'sn't for us, that's not true.

813
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: That's not true. All right, I'm working as small. When

814
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: you're in closed quarters, you smell like the people around

815
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 1: you and someone else's Chris, your office a four flowards.

816
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: You're not in close quarters. You don't understand, all right,

817
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 1: you wouldn't get it. I'm not cheating on you. In business,

818
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: you send people flowers when you're going to see them

819
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: in a Hey, let's call Felicia. We call it. Can

820
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,919
Speaker 1: we call Felicia? No, we don't have to do that. Yeah,

821
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 1: call it skinky Felicia, get on the phone. That's not necessary.

822
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: We don't have to. Why don't we just call your

823
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: office because don't you all have applause in your policy manual.

824
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: There's no inner office dating or relations. Let's let's not

825
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 1: probably think of me right now, Chris? Can we can

826
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: we talk outside of this? Can we keep your hang

827
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: up and call me back? Like warping your mind? We

828
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: should hang up on I'm not hanging up. I'm not

829
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,439
Speaker 1: calling you. This is it hang him up on his ass.

830
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 1: I don't care hang up. I'm done. I don't go

831
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 1: up on him that. I'm so sorry you had to

832
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: hear that. Actually that sucks. I mean, yeah, no, trust

833
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:30,879
Speaker 1: your intuition. Yeah, I mean I'd rather know than keep

834
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: asking this mother every day when he comes from from work. So, yep,

835
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: this is good. Do what you're gonna do to protect yourself.

836
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 1: Make sure you do not take him back. Yeah, oh god, no,

837
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to date co workers. So I'm going

838
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: to call his office right now and tell him that

839
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: stinky as Police show the Jewels show on demand Jebils

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Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hi, how are you? I'm

841
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 1: doing all right? How are you good? You have a

842
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: dirty little secret I do. Um, a couple of years ago, Um,

843
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: I had an affair with a married woman. Oh and

844
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 1: didn't find out. No, they eventually got divorced anyways, Okay,

845
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: I never found out if it ever came out. But

846
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 1: where did you meet her at work? Okay? And then

847
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: how many times had happened? Uh? Like three or four times?

848
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Speaker 1: Where at where we're at my place? So you knew

849
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 1: she was married when you started, like when you guys

850
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: started like messing around. Yeah, yeah, was that part of

851
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: the thrill just be honest, like knowing that you were

852
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: having sex with someone who was married. Yeah. And it

853
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 1: was the fact that she was also one of my bosses.

854
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: And yeah, how the promotion, Um, it might have extended

855
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Speaker 1: my stay where I worked for a little bit, but

856
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: I don't know a direct promotion from her. I just wonder,

857
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 1: like how do these things even start happening, Like it's

858
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: your boss one day and then like do you remember

859
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 1: the first like who dropped the first line where it

860
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, this is another direction. Yeah, we were,

861
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 1: we were working together on a project, and I mean

862
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: I choose she's sexy, and I you know, just I

863
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 1: would drop in little hints here there, and I, you know,

864
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: she kind of giggle back and give it to me

865
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Speaker 1: a little bit. And then one time, you know, it

866
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 1: was after work and we decided to go for a

867
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,800
Speaker 1: drink happy hour, and you guys knew already exactly what

868
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 1: was yourself just you two what for the drink after work? Yeah? Yeah,

869
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: so she already knew, like you once like that exactly,

870
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: you guys are anything like that, And once you're like,

871
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Speaker 1: who should go get a drink, She's like yeah at

872
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: that point and had already been decided. You guys, yeah, yeah,

873
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: it was. I mean, it's been long ago that where

874
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: I can kind of feel safe talking about this right now.

875
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: But at the time, I was like, like, after it happened,

876
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: I felt really bad, Like I really like really felt guilty.

877
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: He was probably too. Yeah, do you still work with her? No, No,

878
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:30,879
Speaker 1: we don't work together anymore. You still talk to her? Uh? Yeah,

879
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:34,919
Speaker 1: you know, we're like like we're we're we're what's McCall.

880
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 1: We're both on LinkedIn, so like I see her work

881
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: up dates LinkedIn? All right, now, the real question keep

882
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: a look out. Only then if she were to text

883
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: you now and want to meet up again, would you

884
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:55,399
Speaker 1: go see her. Oh no, no, it was not she Um.

885
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:59,359
Speaker 1: I think she's really she's either remarried or getting remarried now,

886
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: and I think she's in a pretty happy place. Well

887
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Speaker 1: I don't want to, I don't want no, I don't

888
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: want to bark up that tree. Well, I mean I

889
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 1: was like, you said, she's the married, getting your married.

890
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, she's back on the market for you. Why

891
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: didn't you want? You? Guys didn't want to date. We

892
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: we ended up moving in after I'd found a new job.

893
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: She got divorced. Okay, So when when you guys are

894
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 1: hooking up, were you in a relationship or you single? No? No,

895
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,359
Speaker 1: actually I was single. And did you seek her out

896
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 1: because she was married? Is that like a kink of youules?

897
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: He said, she's sexy, yeah, and no commitment. Like, if

898
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: you're not interested in dating, that'd be amazing, right right,

899
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: You You get to hook about someone who's also probably

900
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 1: pretty sexually frustrated. So they got a lot of pants

901
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 1: up stuff to let out and no drama. That would

902
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Speaker 1: be amazing. I know what to do. And if you're

903
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 1: in a marriage, just be open. You couldn't do that.

904
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Speaker 1: It kind of did have his perks that way. I'm

905
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Speaker 1: not gonna have you looked up with any married women

906
00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 1: since no, no, no, no no, that was my last one. Okay, well, well,

907
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: once a cheater was a cheater, but you're not a cheater.

908
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 1: Yeah no, yeah, it wasn't your fee, you jump. I

909
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know how to feel about that.

910
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 1: I still feel like I am a cheater. I don't know, Okay,

911
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 1: I feel very guilty about it. Okay, we won't tell anybody,

912
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: know the whole kind of get some millions of people.

913
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:25,959
Speaker 1: We don't judge anybody also on the show unless yeah,

914
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: and we don't touch Thank you good, thanks for telling

915
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: you to do a little secret. Thank you then Jebel

916
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Speaker 1: show on demand, but very little chere it is. I'd

917
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: like to break eggs in cartons at the store, and

918
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 1: I would just like to leave them there. And honestly,

919
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 1: then I like, wait, okay, like evil, you like to

920
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: break eggs at the grocery store. I know what you

921
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 1: guys are thinking, like what kind of person would do that?

922
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 1: And if you haven't done it, and you did do it,

923
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: then you would probably be like, you know what, this

924
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: is awesome, all right? I love to give it a shot.

925
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 1: Then thank you. We're telling us your dirty, a little secret.

926
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: I might have a new hobby now. That was a

927
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 1: dirty little secret from the other day. And ever since then,

928
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,359
Speaker 1: we've gotten so many calls and text messages with people

929
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Speaker 1: just wanting to share all the weird stuff that they

930
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Speaker 1: do at the grocery store. You probably never want to

931
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Speaker 1: go to the grocer store again, but calls up eight

932
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Speaker 1: to eight, three, four, three, one to six one, text

933
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Speaker 1: in four one six one. I'm gonna call a couple

934
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Speaker 1: of these text messages right now. I didn't know there

935
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Speaker 1: were so many weirdos at the grocery store. Hello, Hey,

936
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Speaker 1: what's up? Is the jewel show? What's your name? Ranada? Granada?

937
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Speaker 1: You texted in about a weird thing you do at

938
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Speaker 1: the grocery store, So we just decided to call you.

939
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Speaker 1: I'm not live right now, am I No? What can

940
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Speaker 1: we even air this on the radio? Then? I don't

941
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Speaker 1: know and I'm not supposed to. Oh well, okay, we

942
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Speaker 1: won't use your name. Yeah, why is this? Yeah, Ranada,

943
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: we won't use your name. And what you used to

944
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Speaker 1: do at the grocery store When I was younger, when

945
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Speaker 1: I went to the grocery store, my dad I used

946
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Speaker 1: to fight a big chunk out of the heads of

947
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Speaker 1: the broccoli crown. Did you ever look at around to

948
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,320
Speaker 1: see if there anybody was watching you or not? No? No,

949
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,879
Speaker 1: I just did it. My dad would scold me every time,

950
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: and I didn't care, no, and I would always run

951
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 1: away from him in costco. I love that most spirits

952
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 1: struggle to have their kids eat vegetables, and you're just

953
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 1: going around doing it for free. Are you ever tempted

954
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 1: to take a bite nowadays? Yes, I really am. It's

955
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 1: socially unacceptable. Really well, yeah, but you know what, a

956
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 1: lot of things are socially unacceptable that you did as

957
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: a kid you can't do as an adult. And sometimes

958
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: I like to do those things just or remind myself

959
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: what it's like to be a kid, you know, So

960
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 1: next time you're at the grocery store, just do it

961
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: just for all times alive. Yeah, you guys, You guys

962
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 1: are building a monster because I really might do it

963
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 1: or didn't happen exactly. Also, things hit different when you're adults,

964
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: so you could get arrested. But anyway, call us up

965
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: eight at eight three four three one to six one

966
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: text in four one six one. What is something weird

967
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: that you do or did at the grocery store. Some

968
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: guy in a dirty little secret told us that he

969
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 1: likes to break eggs in the grocery store and watch

970
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: people pick them up, and that led to all kinds

971
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,839
Speaker 1: of people calling and texting. Here, I'm gonna call another

972
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: text message and see hello, hello, Hi, this is the

973
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Hi. How are you pretty good? How are

974
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: you good? I love you guys A show? Oh thank

975
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: you love you? Ye oh good? All right, so what

976
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:31,800
Speaker 1: did you what do you do at the grocery store? Weirdo? Okay,

977
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 1: So when I was really little, I really wanted a

978
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 1: baby sister, and so I would right to the salad

979
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 1: section and grab a big bag of lettuce and I

980
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: would hold it like a baby and treat it like

981
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 1: why Oh. We would shop and then I remember I'd

982
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: have to put back to lettuce, and I'd get really upset.

983
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 1: And I never got a baby sister. So to this day,

984
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: I hate salad. You guys have grabbed something and you're

985
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 1: really angry while you're shopping, so you start eating it

986
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: while you're shopping, and then you forget that you ate it. No, No,

987
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 1: I would eat it or drink it and then I

988
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,879
Speaker 1: would pay for it. I am such a respectful person,

989
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: and it's such a respectful shopper. I feel like I'm

990
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 1: too respectful. Karma's so big, like I'm always doing the

991
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 1: right thing and less that's a humble brag unless it's

992
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: something Alex really wants, like the male stop it like

993
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: I'm talking about a pulpice. Alex and are married. I

994
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: got home the other day and she's even admitting that

995
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: she's like, Okay, in Serrie, this happened. Go ahead and

996
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 1: tell HI about the box that showed up at the

997
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 1: house the other day. I saw that it had the

998
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: wrong address on it. I would usually do the right

999
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: thing and take it back, but I'm like, I'm just

1000
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 1: gonna see what is in here. So this is what

1001
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: I did. This is like, literally, guys, this is what

1002
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 1: This is how respectful I am. I took the tape

1003
00:53:56,600 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: off the bottom of the box to see what it

1004
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 1: was in case I didn't want it, then I was

1005
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 1: gonna go take it everyone. But I did want it,

1006
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 1: and so I kept it. A bunch of comad tests

1007
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: still nothing. The best part about this was Alex and

1008
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 1: I coach her son's flag football team and The theme

1009
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 1: of the week was integrity, and we had to give

1010
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 1: them a speech on it. So we asked the kids,

1011
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: does anybody know what integrity means? None of them could

1012
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 1: answer it, of course, so Alex starts to give them

1013
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: an example, and she goes, let's say somebody delivers mail

1014
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:35,840
Speaker 1: to your house, you take it back to your neighbor,

1015
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 1: go deliver a back. Integrity unless it's COVID, your phone

1016
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 1: break up? Is everything? Go out? On the twentieser X

1017
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Speaker 1: was coming up in just a few minutes. It's a

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Speaker 1: Jewel show, The Jewel Show on demand,