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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Saturday

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Speaker 1: Night Live Chris Catan March thirteenth through the fifteenth. Tickets

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Speaker 1: are available at Parlorlive dot com and you can call

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Speaker 1: four two five two eight nine seven thousand. On the twenties,

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Speaker 1: you were shotting two hundred and fifty bucks. Next. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Bryce? Yes, this is Spry Hey Bryce, how

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Speaker 1: are you? This is Casey right back. I'm with corporate HR.

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Speaker 1: Oh Hi, how you doing? Not too good? Actually, listen,

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Speaker 1: I know you left working. You're at home now, but

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Speaker 1: I have to talk with you about a serious matter

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Speaker 1: of course. What what's going on. You may have noticed

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Speaker 1: that one of your co workers, Melissa, called in sick today. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: well you know that Melissa is not really sick. Melissa. Actually,

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Speaker 1: Melissa didn't want to go to work today because she

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Speaker 1: told us what you did, and she's extremely upset. Um there,

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Speaker 1: I think there might be a mistake. I don't. I

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Speaker 1: don't think I've done anything to to offend really really,

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Speaker 1: I find that surprising because yesterday it was her birthday,

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Speaker 1: as you know, and around three o'clock when she got

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Speaker 1: back from the break room, she found what she thought

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Speaker 1: was a happy Birthday card on her desk, and that

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Speaker 1: turned out to be a photocopy of somebody's junk with

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Speaker 1: the inscription happy birthday. May it be a big one

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Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with me. I think that

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Speaker 1: has that. I think it has everything to do with you. Bryce.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what you're talking about. Bryce.

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Speaker 1: I need you to be honest with me right now, Okay,

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Speaker 1: because we've got a couple other coworkers that say they

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Speaker 1: saw you honest with you, and I want someone to

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Speaker 1: at least listen to my side of the store. Not

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Speaker 1: that I have a side of the story. I didn't

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Speaker 1: even know. Okay, there and there it is, and there

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Speaker 1: it is. You do have a side of the story.

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Speaker 1: Just come clean with me. Admit that you photocopied your

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Speaker 1: private parts. You're just putting words in my mouth. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know I'm putting words in your mouth. I'm putting

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Speaker 1: words in your mouth. You're putting on people's desks. I

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Speaker 1: think that's the worst thing to do. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe you just said that to me. Who

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Speaker 1: it is, what it is? But hey, Bryce, Bryce, I

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Speaker 1: call it like I see it, And you're putting very

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Speaker 1: average sized some people's desks. That's what you did. I

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Speaker 1: just need to talk to your supervisor or his supervisor

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Speaker 1: or somebody's boss right now. Well, we're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: have a meeting with you regardless, and you can talk

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Speaker 1: to him then tomorrow at noon, come down here, and

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Speaker 1: once we compare the picture with the real thing, we'll

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Speaker 1: have our answer. Simple as that. Are you kidding me? No,

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Speaker 1: it's that simple. Once we compare the two, if it's

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Speaker 1: not you that's in the picture, then fine, we made

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Speaker 1: a mistake. But if it is you, you're in a

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Speaker 1: lot of true. Let me be clear, I didn't do this,

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Speaker 1: and you still want me to come down and show

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Speaker 1: my myself my privates to everybody just to prove well,

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Speaker 1: not to not to everybody, just five or six people

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Speaker 1: in the boardroom, sir. But I shouldn't have to do

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Speaker 1: that in sort of anyone. You come in, you show

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Speaker 1: it to us, we compare it with the picture, we

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Speaker 1: weigh it, and then if it's not you, then you're good.

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Speaker 1: Weigh it. You're gonna have a scale there and you're

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Speaker 1: gonna weigh my after I show it to everybody. That's right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's exactly what we're gonna do. Why are you laughing? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm just laughing because I'm wondering if yours is going

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Speaker 1: to weigh more than mine when we have our little

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Speaker 1: way off. What what's going on? Right? What's going on

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Speaker 1: is you're actually on the radio right now? No, this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm Moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. No hope. Yeah, your co worker Melissa set

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Speaker 1: you up. Holy I really for a second I thought

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Speaker 1: I was going to be fired. This is that because

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Speaker 1: you actually did something like that? Uh No, but I've

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Speaker 1: thought about it. You have you thought about doing that?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's not a very exciting job. So

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Speaker 1: I think about a lot of week up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Juhl Funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties. Oh now,

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Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty bucks one eight six six, Moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two five