1
00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:06,720
Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession. I can't take back earl

2
00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:11,039
Speaker 1: arms mouth speak.

3
00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:13,640
Speaker 2: We got a text to seventy five nine two that

4
00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:18,440
Speaker 2: says restaurant owner here, we one hundred percent made up

5
00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,160
Speaker 2: all the calorie counts on the men. Wait a minute,

6
00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:24,520
Speaker 2: we have no clue if they're even close, but hey,

7
00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,160
Speaker 2: it works checks out.

8
00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:28,200
Speaker 1: I don't love them for that.

9
00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:31,200
Speaker 2: Somebody is just looking down at their gut right now saying,

10
00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,280
Speaker 2: damn it, I knew that deep fried chicken and French

11
00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:39,880
Speaker 2: Fried bowl had more than sixty calories in its sixty

12
00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:43,040
Speaker 2: No sugar doo. We have a guy who wants to

13
00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,600
Speaker 2: confess about his bucket of tasty deep fried lies. He's

14
00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,120
Speaker 2: chosen to go by Ron. That's his fake name.

15
00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:49,640
Speaker 3: Ron.

16
00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:50,480
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

17
00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for having me, gat You were hungry over there,

18
00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:57,000
Speaker 3: Jeff tell that food talk already out of the gate.

19
00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:00,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm also questioning every like nutritional fact table I've

20
00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:05,360
Speaker 2: ever watched. Now, well, we are hungry for some confessions today, Ron,

21
00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:08,080
Speaker 2: So a voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.

22
00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,679
Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, let's hear yours.

23
00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,520
Speaker 3: Well, it's been eating at me and I feel like

24
00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:13,679
Speaker 3: it's time to come clean.

25
00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,560
Speaker 1: I appreciate a man who stays on theme.

26
00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:20,080
Speaker 3: Thank you, you bet so. I recently had my class reunion,

27
00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,360
Speaker 3: which is twenty years. Coming up with that alone is

28
00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:23,480
Speaker 3: enough to lie about.

29
00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:27,319
Speaker 1: Wow, how was high school for you? Is it something

30
00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,240
Speaker 1: you look back on fondly or not so much.

31
00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,360
Speaker 3: I was kind of in the middle ground. I kind

32
00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,120
Speaker 3: of fit in, you know, people kind of knew who

33
00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,080
Speaker 3: I was, so you know, I'm mixing the crowd, which

34
00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:39,360
Speaker 3: is fine, okay, But what I'm confessing is I fell

35
00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,920
Speaker 3: into some pretty good success right out of high school.

36
00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,880
Speaker 3: So I started my own business. Oh good job, buddy,

37
00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,640
Speaker 3: huh yeah, thank you, thank you very much.

38
00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:47,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

39
00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,840
Speaker 2: Sometimes that's the best time to go back to your

40
00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,880
Speaker 2: high school reunion to be like, look, what a big

41
00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:52,920
Speaker 2: success I was.

42
00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:56,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, fly your helicopter in. Yeah.

43
00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,240
Speaker 3: But I figured if I show up and my head

44
00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,680
Speaker 3: is swelling so big, you'd be hard to fit in

45
00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,320
Speaker 3: the door. So I gotta go easy.

46
00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, good, Yeah, stay humble right right.

47
00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,520
Speaker 3: Well yeah, So after that, I had my first company

48
00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,440
Speaker 3: and went very well, and then I sold that company,

49
00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,560
Speaker 3: and when I did, it made a lot of local news.

50
00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:17,320
Speaker 3: Where I went to high school Okay, I'm sure enough.

51
00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,720
Speaker 3: A lot of my old classmates start shiming and saying,

52
00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,720
Speaker 3: hey about the business thing.

53
00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,360
Speaker 1: Oh like people wanted to get in on your bandwagon, right.

54
00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bit kind of more the idea of like, hey,

55
00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,040
Speaker 3: I need a new set of tires. Is there any

56
00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,840
Speaker 3: way you can maybe like, oh, can I helped me

57
00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,400
Speaker 3: out with that stuff?

58
00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:35,920
Speaker 1: I need a job.

59
00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,360
Speaker 2: I lent you a pencil for that test back in

60
00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,560
Speaker 2: eleventh grade. Why don't you use that pencil to write

61
00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:40,919
Speaker 2: a check.

62
00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,760
Speaker 1: So it's like opposite of Jeffrey's experience in high school

63
00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,960
Speaker 1: where everyone's just rich so it doesn't matter. Yeah.

64
00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,040
Speaker 2: So, well you're worried that if you go back to

65
00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,720
Speaker 2: your your reunion then everyone's going to try and freeload

66
00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:53,000
Speaker 2: off you.

67
00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,080
Speaker 3: That was kind of my thing. I think it's just

68
00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,760
Speaker 3: because I went through all of that already and it's

69
00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,320
Speaker 3: kind of have to put up some kind of walls

70
00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,840
Speaker 3: and things like that. But I still want to meet with,

71
00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,360
Speaker 3: you know, people that I grew up with. Okay, So

72
00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,600
Speaker 3: I decided, well, every year, you know, we have a

73
00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:11,080
Speaker 3: different team of custodians who go in and tend to

74
00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,360
Speaker 3: the lockers, tend to the floors and all of that things.

75
00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,480
Speaker 3: I thought, what if I dress up as a custodian

76
00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:21,440
Speaker 3: and just kind of nonchalantly implant myself into my reunion

77
00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:22,040
Speaker 3: in the gym?

78
00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:28,240
Speaker 1: So you just now spy on people? Cians tell you

79
00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:29,080
Speaker 1: this is cool.

80
00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:32,040
Speaker 2: This is like that that show Undercover Billionaire or Millionaire

81
00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:32,480
Speaker 2: or whatever.

82
00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it's kind of creepy to me a

83
00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,960
Speaker 1: little bit, Like you don't even get to talk to

84
00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,640
Speaker 1: people and hang out with Don't you think someone will

85
00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:43,240
Speaker 1: someone will recognize who you are? You went to school together?

86
00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,440
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I had to make sure that they wouldn't

87
00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,560
Speaker 3: recognize me because I bought a wig. I bought some

88
00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:49,800
Speaker 3: very thick glasses.

89
00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:55,520
Speaker 1: Oh. It feels like an insult every time someone says that, Yeah, okay, yeah,

90
00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:57,800
Speaker 1: do you feel like it worked?

91
00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,600
Speaker 3: I think for the most part it kind them did.

92
00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,880
Speaker 3: But then I would kind of like realize that I,

93
00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,680
Speaker 3: like you said before me, I'm kind of creeping in

94
00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,600
Speaker 3: and I'm like listening to people like eaves dropping.

95
00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,680
Speaker 2: He's just loudly, Hey, what did you guys think of that?

96
00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:13,600
Speaker 1: Wrong guy?

97
00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,680
Speaker 2: Why are you mopping in the middle of the reviewer?

98
00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,160
Speaker 3: Why am I drinking from the punch bowl?

99
00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:25,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you leave feeling like I feel like

100
00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,120
Speaker 1: he leaves Like what was the point?

101
00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,560
Speaker 3: When I first got there? I felt like, all right,

102
00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,920
Speaker 3: I'm doing it. I'm getting away with it righte As

103
00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,599
Speaker 3: soon as I went in, just like, ah, this is

104
00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:36,520
Speaker 3: what am I doing?

105
00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's committed.

106
00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,560
Speaker 3: At that point I did kind of toss it out there.

107
00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,159
Speaker 3: There's an old classmate of mine that was you know,

108
00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,760
Speaker 3: they're just kind of mingling. I say, well, you know,

109
00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,800
Speaker 3: I started here probably I'm guessing maybe right around you

110
00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:51,320
Speaker 3: guys were about to graduate. I remember this one guy ron. Oh.

111
00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:56,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was such a smart, handsome boy. Whatever happened

112
00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:57,320
Speaker 2: to him?

113
00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,359
Speaker 3: What a very good guy. Yeah, but I kind of

114
00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,400
Speaker 3: played it off like what happened to that guy? And

115
00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,640
Speaker 3: it was interesting to hear kind of the group. I

116
00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,279
Speaker 3: wouldn't say it wasn't bad, which is great, but it

117
00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,120
Speaker 3: was the idea of like like, oh, I think he

118
00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,480
Speaker 3: sold like some businesses and he made a whole bunch

119
00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,080
Speaker 3: of money. I'm not sure what he's doing. And one

120
00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,320
Speaker 3: guy changed in. It was almost like that game of

121
00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,640
Speaker 3: telephone back in the day, how you tell somebody one

122
00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,320
Speaker 3: thing or whatever it is twisted right, Yeah, guys like

123
00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:24,200
Speaker 3: I think he has a private island somewhere like, wow, yeah.

124
00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:30,600
Speaker 2: I guess he is Jeff Bezos today.

125
00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:31,279
Speaker 1: Wouldn't give it you.

126
00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,680
Speaker 2: Right, that's a big undertaking. Do you feel like overall

127
00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,720
Speaker 2: you you got what you wanted out of the night.

128
00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,719
Speaker 3: I think I did just for the I guess to

129
00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,520
Speaker 3: remain anonymous. But I should have just gone and just

130
00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,320
Speaker 3: said hi to my old friends. You know. I don't know.

131
00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,240
Speaker 3: I think it went a little too much. That's why

132
00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,400
Speaker 3: I feel like I had to come clean.

133
00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,120
Speaker 2: I feel like if I tried to do this, people

134
00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:57,600
Speaker 2: would just be like O Jose Janitor. Yeah, yeah, that

135
00:05:58,040 --> 00:05:59,960
Speaker 2: radio show wasn't gonna last.

136
00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,640
Speaker 1: Share your undercover story with your friends, so you know

137
00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,560
Speaker 1: it's gonna make the thirtieth super awkward.

138
00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:10,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're any question all the Jambers. So that being said,

139
00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:12,960
Speaker 2: we have been looking to renovate our studios here and

140
00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,839
Speaker 2: we're looking for about fifty grands.

141
00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:18,440
Speaker 3: So, well, I still have a Kisodian thing. I'll clean

142
00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:19,640
Speaker 3: it right up for you guys too.

143
00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:23,080
Speaker 2: That's the start text into seven eighty five nine too.

144
00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,000
Speaker 2: If you have a confession that you've been holding on to,

145
00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,839
Speaker 2: you want to get it off your chest. Well, hydro identity,

146
00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:30,039
Speaker 2: mask your voice and make you the next mass speaker

147
00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,680
Speaker 2: Phone taps coming up next