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Speaker 3: Welcome to, I said, no gifts. I'm Brigard Wineger. We're,

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Speaker 3: Dylan Adler. Hello, Dylan, Welcome to. I said, no gift.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for having me, appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: Thrilled to have you. You're new to town.

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Speaker 2: I'm new to town. Yes, I came from New York just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm from the Bay Area, from San rafel which

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Speaker 2: No? I actually I'm barring my grandpa's car O your

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Speaker 2: The car is so old, it doesn't have that capability.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't have radio capability.

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Speaker 2: Or no, it doesn't have Spotify. Okay, so I but

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Speaker 2: Ninety four points? Oh?

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Speaker 3: The only radio station I'm familiar with in La that

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Speaker 2: I'm driving a Toyota Venza.

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Speaker 3: Venza. I don't I'm not familiar with this.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely.

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Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely, like bridges the greatest generation to you know,

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Speaker 2: the millennial. Yeah, it's no. I like it. It's a

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Speaker 2: So it's kind of insane.

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Speaker 3: It's very sweet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so it's kind of crazy that I'm driving, right.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of been passed from generation to generation. That's

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Speaker 2: It was very nice.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't want to talk about your car anymore.

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Speaker 3: I want to talk about something else.

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Speaker 2: Dylan.

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Speaker 3: I think you're wonderful. I think you're terrific. I was

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Speaker 3: so excited to have you on the podcast. The podcast

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Speaker 3: is called I said no gifts. Yes, So I turned.

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Speaker 3: run into you. Yeah, holding a bag. Yeah, I'm just

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Speaker 3: going to it's clearly a gift for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean it's in a dog poop bag and

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Speaker 3: It's never been clearer that this is a gift for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry. I just I really wanted I just

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Speaker 3: You just wanted to it's just a little craving.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a little craving I had. And you know the

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Speaker 2: Should I open it here on the podcast? I would

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's get into it here, reaching into this disgusting bag. Okay,

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Speaker 3: reaching in, reaching, Oh, that's it. We haven't had a

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Speaker 3: a dog bag. So we'll destroy some car speakers or

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Speaker 3: little it's a tiny little bag with some fall leaves.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so it is tea from Japan, from Japan. Okay,

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Speaker 2: it's a tea bag and it comes in a thing

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Speaker 2: that it's like a subscription to Bokusu where you get

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Speaker 3: So are you getting like a monthly package of snacks

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Speaker 2: Yes? Yes?

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Speaker 3: How long has this been going on?

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Speaker 2: It's been my mom gave it to me as a

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Speaker 3: Okay, so just recently, Yeah, recently. Are you enjoying having it?

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Speaker 2: It's literally my favorite part of the whole month. There

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Speaker 3: Have there been any highlight snacks?

442
00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:00,440
Speaker 2: My favorite one has got to be there. There's this

443
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,200
Speaker 2: kind of like sen bea, which is a rice cracker,

444
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 2: and then seaweed and they drizzle like olive oil and

445
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,439
Speaker 2: like these olives just from Japan and lime on it,

446
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 2: and it's so interesting. I wouldn't even expect it. It's

447
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 2: not a typical Japanese flavor, but it was the most

448
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,880
Speaker 2: delicious thing I've ever had that sounds delicious so good.

449
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,640
Speaker 2: Have you spent any time in Japan, I've never. I've

450
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 2: always wanted to go.

451
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 3: Well, you've got to get there.

452
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 2: I've got to.

453
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 3: I mean that's obvious, but it's wonderful. Yeah, and I

454
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 3: mean it is. It does feel to me like a

455
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 3: land of snacks.

456
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:38,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it is a my mom, like who my

457
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:44,119
Speaker 2: Mom's Japanese and she is a snack girl, yeah, she

458
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 2: And there's so many. Yeah, Japan has a lot of

459
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 2: great like and really kind of like diversity in snacks.

460
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:55,120
Speaker 2: They have like lots of different kinds of snacks and

461
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 2: their delicious.

462
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 3: And it feels like there's a real drive towards innovation

463
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:05,440
Speaker 3: with snacks, like people, the creativity on display there is wild.

464
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,159
Speaker 3: I mean, that was an interesting thing when I went

465
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 3: to Japan, is the amount of vending machines, like kind

466
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 3: of beautiful vending machines. You'll be walking through a neighborhood

467
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,439
Speaker 3: and there'll just be like a nice glowing vending machine.

468
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

469
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 3: I wonder what's driving that?

470
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that, like you were saying, clean vending machines,

471
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,399
Speaker 2: Japan Tokyo is very clean.

472
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 3: Oh it's sparkling. Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't know what

473
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 3: it is.

474
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 2: I know, I don't know what's driving the vending machines though.

475
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 2: Maybe I mean Japanese culture is very high on high productivity, right,

476
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 2: and like quickness and like efficiency, right and like so

477
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:44,199
Speaker 2: maybe that's like the fastest on the go on the

478
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 2: go if you're you know, it's kind of like a

479
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 2: Sprinkle's vending machine. Cupcake. It's like kind of the Japanese version,

480
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 2: So maybe maybe that's it.

481
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like in America, vending machines always look like garbage.

482
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 3: They're so trashy.

483
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 2: You know what's not mine?

484
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:05,439
Speaker 3: Ah, you're here with the vending machina alliance. No, I

485
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 3: feel like they're so ugly here. But there there's something

486
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 3: kind of nice and yeah, like a welcome site.

487
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 2: I don't know, Yeah, I feel like the vending machines there,

488
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:18,119
Speaker 2: it's like it's like a legit meal in there, like

489
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 2: from a nice place and it's just quit. You just

490
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 2: get it.

491
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 3: Right, it's on the go.

492
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 2: But here it's like, you know, a five year old peanut.

493
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 2: So your mom is was your mom born in Japan?

494
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,640
Speaker 2: She was she was born? Wow? Yeah, she was born

495
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:38,919
Speaker 2: in Tokyo, but she moved she was moved here by

496
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 2: her parents when she was one, so she pretty much

497
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 2: grew up in California.

498
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,679
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, but you haven't been to Japan.

499
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 2: I haven't. I've always won.

500
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 3: Has she been since you've been born?

501
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, she has been.

502
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,239
Speaker 3: She's hogging it.

503
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 2: She's absolutely hogging all of the Japan from us. Yeah,

504
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 2: we're supposed to go in twenty twenty.

505
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 3: Oh perfect, I mean the ideal time for a vacation,

506
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 3: and we still went to know you forced your way,

507
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, but we may go next year.

508
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:09,880
Speaker 2: I think.

509
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 3: Was the whole family going to go to Japan? Yeah,

510
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,199
Speaker 3: we were gonna go to Japan, I know, for the

511
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 3: tickets purchased? No, okay, thank god. Was there like a

512
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 3: general plan of what you were going to do or

513
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 3: was it just a dream?

514
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 2: I think it was more like incubation phase. We were

515
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,399
Speaker 2: definitely going to visit family there on my mom's side

516
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 2: and go to Tokyo I'd say for a couple of

517
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 2: days at least. But yeah, this.

518
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,439
Speaker 3: Is so sad to hear. Now you have a brother,

519
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:39,679
Speaker 3: do you have another sibling?

520
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,199
Speaker 2: I have an older sister.

521
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 3: Okay, so that would have been five people going to Japan. Yes,

522
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 3: it's a big vacation.

523
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 2: That's a huge vacation.

524
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 3: When was the last time you were on a vacation

525
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:49,479
Speaker 3: with your family?

526
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 2: The last time I was on well, I uh, in October,

527
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 2: I was in Hawaii with my mom and dad okay

528
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:57,159
Speaker 2: and sister.

529
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 3: Oh so your family gets along is when I'm here.

530
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:05,640
Speaker 2: I mean, the best we can I think, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

531
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 2: but I do I do like spending time with them.

532
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 3: Where did you go in Hawaii?

533
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 2: We went to the Big Island, Okay, and we stayed

534
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 2: on the ConA side, Okay. And I just was there

535
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,639
Speaker 2: for like five days, and then I hopped over to

536
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 2: New York and then.

537
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 3: To La Wow. The amount of time on a plane.

538
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 3: I know, sick to my stomach thinking about it.

539
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 2: And I the flight there, I actually missed it because

540
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 2: I slept. I was sleeping at the gate and I

541
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 2: woke up and the gate was closed. I was like,

542
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 2: oh my goh, way is it. They're like, it's closed.

543
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 2: So I had to get buy a whole new flight

544
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 2: and go to American Airlines instead.

545
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 3: They made you buy another ticket.

546
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

547
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,439
Speaker 3: Wait, so the trip suddenly became twice as much money. Yes,

548
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 3: I didn't know that that happened. I thought when you

549
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 3: missed a flight, they were kind of nice about it.

550
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 2: Well, the only other flight available was two days after all,

551
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 2: so I was like, shit, you keep thinking about this.

552
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 2: I really did almost break down and cry there. Oh no, no, I.

553
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 3: Worry about that every time I'm at the airport. When

554
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 3: I'm tired, I'm like, I'm in full panic mode about

555
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 3: falling asleep because yeah, I've never heard of that actually

556
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,199
Speaker 3: happening to somebody. So you were alone?

557
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, oh no, And I was sleeping right in

558
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 2: front of the gate, like I was like a foot away. Wait,

559
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 2: that's so cool. They were literally being like Dylan Adler

560
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 2: come to the gate while I was like dreaming. How

561
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 2: long do you think you were asleep for? Oh god,

562
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 2: I think I was asleep for like twenty minutes.

563
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 3: It's not worth it if you had been asleep for

564
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 3: like six hours and got some nice rim sleep at least,

565
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 3: but twenty minutes.

566
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

567
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 3: What time was your flight?

568
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 2: My flight was that I think like eight in the morning.

569
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 3: Okay, so you had been at the airport probably since

570
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 3: six forty five. Yeah, yeah, Oh I hate to hear

571
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 3: tell me how much you had to pay for the

572
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 3: next ticket?

573
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 2: Oh god, the next one was like four hundred. It

574
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 2: was it was rough. It was rough. I would be furious.

575
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was pretty you cancel the trip. I would say,

576
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm not paying any and I would say,

577
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 3: have a nice time.

578
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 2: To mind now. I but I really did want to

579
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 2: see my family, So I was like jet Blue was

580
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 2: profetically from getting to see some I like ran over

581
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 2: to American Airline.

582
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 3: Okay, so what did you do while in Hawaii?

583
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 2: I swam in the ocean. We went to a lot

584
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 2: of like delicious restaurants around the island.

585
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 3: What sort of food are you eating in Hawaii?

586
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 2: We're eating a lot of Japanese food. There's a lot,

587
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 2: like we didn't go to Japan, but we went halfway

588
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 2: where there's like a lot of Japanese food, right, and

589
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 2: we ate a lot of that. We ate a lot

590
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 2: of fish, a lot of like sure, oh no, a

591
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 2: lot of butterfish.

592
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, I love delicious.

593
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 2: It was so good.

594
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're eating, you're swimming? Yes, surfing?

595
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 2: I surf. Yes, you do serve. Yes?

596
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 3: How long have you served since you were a kid?

597
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 2: I served when since I was like twelve. My uncle

598
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 2: kind of taught me. No way. Yeah.

599
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 3: Do you feel like you're a pretty good surfer?

600
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 2: Like intermediate?

601
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 3: Wow, that's impressive. Yeah, how well you've been in New York?

602
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 3: You're not what is the phrase catching a wave? Yeah,

603
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 3: not catching a wave off of you know, down to

604
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 3: Hudson You what have you?

605
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: Yeah?

606
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you haven't served for a while.

607
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a while since I have does your

608
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 2: brother serf. He also serves competitive, are you too? Oh yeah,

609
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 2: we have gotten pretty competitive when in the water and

610
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 2: out of the water. What does that mean? I know,

611
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 2: like me and my bro we get competitive at literally anything, okay,

612
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 2: And like sometimes like I'll be jealous when he catches

613
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 2: a wave and it's been a long time, so when

614
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 2: we would catch a wave, we'd be like, look, whow

615
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 2: I got it, And like then I would like sometimes

616
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 2: pretend I didn't see that he got the way.

617
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 3: What are some other surf slang I'm trying to think

618
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 3: of other there's catchaway, catching.

619
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 2: A wave, shredding again, gnarly pounders. Like what is the

620
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 2: waves that just pound on the sand? Oh?

621
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 3: Interesting?

622
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 2: You know there's waves that break out a little bit

623
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 2: further in the shore that are more servable, and then

624
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 2: there are waves that break right on the shore which

625
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 2: are dangerous to try to surr.

626
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that sounds like it's going to throw you

627
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 3: into the earth. Yes, like broken bones exactly, okay, gnarly pounders,

628
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 3: hang loose.

629
00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 2: Hair loose. Yes, there's a barrel of the wave where

630
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 2: I've never done that, but it's where it's the wave

631
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 2: is going over.

632
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 3: You and right right, that's real pro territorial imagine. Yeah,

633
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm like a mom in nineteen sixty

634
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 3: eight trying to like catch up with their kids. And

635
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 3: you listened to the Beach Boys.

636
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously.

637
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 3: Do you like subscribe to surf culture? Do you like

638
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,239
Speaker 3: have favorite surfers that kind of thing.

639
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 2: There is one surfer who I'm kind of obsessed with

640
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 2: because he's pretty hot. Who His name is Knoa Iganashi okay,

641
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 2: and he's from like southern California.

642
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 3: Is he a like current surfer, tired surfer? Okay, current surfer.

643
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't know his technique. I just think he's hot.

644
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 2: That's enough. It's enough enough. Yeah, so I just follow him.

645
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 2: But yeah, I wish I knew more about surf culture. Yeah.

646
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 3: I mean, I think you're kind of a bit of

647
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 3: a fraud surf since you're twelve and you don't know

648
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 3: anything other than one surfer that you have a crush on.

649
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 2: Okay, I know my uncle my Uh, I was about

650
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 2: to say, Tony Hawk fully exposed exposed?

651
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 3: Is Tony surf at all? I bet he's tryed.

652
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 2: Sure, he's good at it.

653
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 3: He seems like such a good guy.

654
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 2: He does.

655
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 3: He seems like a genuinely good person to me.

656
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 2: He does. There's a video with him in Little Nas

657
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 2: Eggs where Little Nas was like, watch me skate, and

658
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 2: then he was about to go and then Tony Hawk

659
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 2: like when So he's collabing with Little Nas. He's got

660
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 2: to be a good person.

661
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:36,959
Speaker 3: But what you were going to say, because you were

662
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 3: saying something you were about to say, Tony Hawk.

663
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my uncle is a surfer and was actually

664
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 2: in a surf movie. What yeah?

665
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 3: I mean, I couldn't name a single surf movie, so

666
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 3: I need I need you to just fully explain.

667
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 2: It's called North Shore and he was in it in

668
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 2: the eighties. He's an actor, Okay, so he he played

669
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 2: a surfer named Rick Caine in the eighties who like

670
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 2: surfed and I guess like in the surf community, the

671
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 2: movie was huge.

672
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 3: Have you seen the movie?

673
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a great movie.

674
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: I love it.

675
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 3: What is the plot of the movie.

676
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 2: The plot of the movie is this art school student

677
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 2: who's who wants to like surf and learn how to surf.

678
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 2: So he goes to the North Shore and he learns

679
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 2: how to surf from the pros, and he falls in

680
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 2: love with someone and then he.

681
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 3: Goes Wow, Yeah, I need It's called north Shore, north Shore.

682
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 3: I need to see this movie. Uh, just for everyone's information,

683
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 3: I'm about to put on my coat. I'm getting too cold.

684
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 2: Absolutely it is cold. I know I'm because I was like, La,

685
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 2: I'm bringing all my I don't need pants, but.

686
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 3: You're you're like you showed up in shorts.

687
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 2: And like a tank top. Yes, and I'm now in pants.

688
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 3: A coat and two shirts.

689
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 2: I know I brought too many shorts to this town.

690
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 3: What have you been doing today that you've been in shorts?

691
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it was about seventy degrees.

692
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was in the house all day. But after this,

693
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to Wio and go to some gay bars.

694
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 2: And I'm like, short shorts is what la gays? Where?

695
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll do that for a rude awake? Where are

696
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 2: you going?

697
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 3: And who?

698
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 2: I don't know?

699
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, So you're just gonna wander over there in short

700
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 3: shorts exactly, just catch awave essentially exactly. Are you a

701
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 3: big like night out person?

702
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 2: I do? I like to dance, Oh, fantastic dance wise?

703
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 2: Like what's your music of choice? Oh? I love when

704
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 2: they play two thousands.

705
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 3: Hits such as like, are we talking about like.

706
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 2: I'm talking like hips don't lie? Oh yeah by us sure. Oh,

707
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,840
Speaker 2: I'm like I'm saying like it's like the a bar mitzvah.

708
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 2: Basically that's my favorite kind of like.

709
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 3: You know what song from that like mid thousands era

710
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 3: of is Missy Elliott Lose Control and her song on

711
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 3: and on two classics will get me dancing immediately. Absolutely,

712
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 3: absolutely fantastic songs. So I'm on the same page with

713
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 3: you here. I mean, I never go dancing, but if

714
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 3: I were to, those are the songs that would get

715
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 3: me going. But those are the songs you'll see me

716
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 3: dancing too in the car. Yeah, it'll look kind of

717
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 3: like a threat, like somebody that's maybe a little bit dangerous. Okay,

718
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 3: So you're going out tonight, and we should say it's

719
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 3: Friday night as we record this. So this is an

720
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 3: interesting way to begin your Friday night recording a podcast.

721
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 3: I would want it no other way, and then getting

722
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 3: in your car and going to who.

723
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 2: Exactly soap opera podcast Cloud you're kind of your normal day. Yeah. Yeah,

724
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 2: it's like my version of Jim Tan Laundry from Jersey Shore.

725
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 2: Soap Opera podcast Cloud are.

726
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 3: You meeting up with anybody over there?

727
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, meeting up with some other gays.

728
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 3: Okay, good, So you're not going you're not going completely alone? Yeah,

729
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 3: I would be a little worried about you.

730
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

731
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 3: No, I've gone to the club alone before, well but

732
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 3: not in Los Angeles.

733
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 2: Not but now, looking back, I was in a darker place. Yeah.

734
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 3: What does what does going to the club alone look like?

735
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like I think it just kind of

736
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 2: looks like being very horny. And that's all there is

737
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 2: behind it, honestly, that's all there is.

738
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 3: Do you feel like I would feel kind of scary

739
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 3: as like kind of alone person at the club?

740
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 2: Sure? I mean like when I was there, I think

741
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,439
Speaker 2: I would sometimes feel like an odd person out and there,

742
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 2: and I was afraid people would look at me like,

743
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 2: oh suspicih, like here's you doing? But I think I

744
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 2: would like dance enough that people were like oh yeah,

745
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 2: and then I don't know.

746
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'm a big supporter of doing things alone,

747
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 3: but going to the club alone, I would need a

748
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 3: little bit more of an argument for that. Before I

749
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 3: was completely convinced.

750
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 2: To each his own. You know, I don't do it anymore.

751
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,879
Speaker 3: Well, that's what you think in your life could take

752
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 3: a turn and you could be kind of a solo clubber.

753
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 3: Once again, how often are.

754
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 2: You going to a club? Maybe I just kind of

755
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,720
Speaker 2: I just went for the first time, went to Fire Island.

756
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 3: Oh terrific.

757
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 2: It's summer, and I really was never that big of

758
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,320
Speaker 2: like a club goer, but it kind of just opened.

759
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 2: I was like, whoa, this is actually really fun. So

760
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 2: I've been going almost every weekend.

761
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you've become addicted.

762
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,919
Speaker 2: Yeah. I haven't been to a club in my entire life. Really,

763
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 2: never been in a club.

764
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 3: I mean maybe like I've been in clubs to see

765
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 3: concerts or whatever, but never I could never say I

766
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 3: went clubbing.

767
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

768
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 3: The closest thing was the Classics skate rink in eighth grade,

769
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 3: like on rollerblades.

770
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 2: So you got it out of your system that early. Yeah,

771
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:11,399
Speaker 2: but no, it never been clubbing. I love to hear

772
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,280
Speaker 2: that gays are more than just the club.

773
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.

774
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

775
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're going clubbing tonight. I have this tea.

776
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 3: Do you have any idea what sort of tea it is?

777
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 2: I know it's you know, the boxes are kind of

778
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 2: season themes. Okay, so I know that it's going to

779
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 2: be some sort of fall maple situation.

780
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 3: That sounds nice.

781
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

782
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 3: I've never had a maple ta me neither, so maybe

783
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 3: it's not a maple t me.

784
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I think I did that. Come. We're just

785
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 2: talking out of my hands. You know, that's probably some

786
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 2: sort of fall.

787
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 3: Do you have a favorite type of tea?

788
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 2: I really love Because I'm working at Cordon there's a

789
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,800
Speaker 2: lot of English people. Oh, they love PG tips.

790
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 3: Oh what's PGI no.

791
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,320
Speaker 2: I I learned about it two weeks ago. It's this

792
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 2: like British tea and my British coworker showed it to

793
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 2: me and I was and I tried it and it

794
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 2: was delicious for me.

795
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 3: I like drinking tea. But there's no I'm never like it.

796
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 3: That was an amazing tea. Sure it's not the same

797
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 3: experiences of other drinks or foods, it's sure. Sure it

798
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 3: was like slightly different taste than water.

799
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, though, I have never had that

800
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 2: moment until I had the teas from this Wow, and

801
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 2: it was like it just is a different level of tea.

802
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 2: I was like, Wow, this tastes like the earth in

803
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 2: the best way. I can't even describe it. So I

804
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 2: think you're I think you might be in surprise.

805
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 3: I do like a nice green tea, same, that's my favorite,

806
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 3: but it's hard to get a good one, like at

807
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 3: a gas station or whatever. They're always like full of

808
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 3: sweetener for disgust. Yeah, I don't want a sweetened green tea.

809
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 3: I know me neither who's drinking that? I know it

810
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 3: feels like the absolute opposite of what you want from

811
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:08,839
Speaker 3: a green tea.

812
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 2: I know a green tea should have zero sugar.

813
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,760
Speaker 3: Tastes just like a nice grass exactly.

814
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 2: It should taste like a farm, yes, absolutely, rolling hills, yeah, exactly,

815
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:20,399
Speaker 2: I don't.

816
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 3: I don't want something that's like sprite adjacent in my

817
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 3: green tea. That's gross awful, absolutely awful.

818
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 2: I agree with that. Snack wise Japanese or not, do

819
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 2: you have favor?

820
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 3: What's your favorite snack?

821
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 2: Oh? God, I really uh snack wise pershuodo?

822
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 3: I think that counts as it. I mean it's an

823
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 3: Are you like opening the fridge and just grabbing some persudo? Yes,

824
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 3: maybe I need to get into that. That sounds wonderful.

825
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 2: It's like I love a cold thing, uh huh. I

826
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 2: love a thinly sliced kind of neat situation, and I

827
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 2: feel so fancy when I eat it, even if you're

828
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 2: just like grabbing it out of the fridge. Exactly where

829
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 2: are you getting your preshudo? Get it from Trader Joe's.

830
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 3: Okay, do they just sell it in like a little

831
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 3: package or something.

832
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, they sell it in a little package. The best

833
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 2: brand I think is the Parma one.

834
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, Parma preshudo. This is this is actually I

835
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 3: need a savory snack in my life that's not like

836
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 3: a potato chip.

837
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

838
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:22,720
Speaker 3: So this is perfect.

839
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 2: It's a good it's salty, right. Yeah. Yeah.

840
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 3: I've always been kind of well, I'm just a bad

841
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 3: grocery shopper. I'm very good at going to grocery stores,

842
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 3: but very bad at actually buying groceries. Okay, so but

843
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 3: this is so this sort of tip is very good

844
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 3: for me.

845
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 2: Yeah.

846
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 3: It's like I can I don't have to go to

847
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 3: the deli or whatever to get my prosudo exactly.

848
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 2: You can just tjs exactly.

849
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 3: Get my my fix. I'm genuinely going to do that.

850
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:53,919
Speaker 3: I'm very excited about. Because you're eating preshudo drinking tea,

851
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 3: I think it's time to play a game. We're going

852
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 3: to play a game called Gift to a Curse. But

853
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 3: I need a number between one and ten for me. Okay, six, Okay,

854
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 3: I have to do some light calculating so to get

855
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,800
Speaker 3: our game pieces. So while I'm doing this, you have

856
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 3: the microphone. You can recommend, promote, just talk to the listener,

857
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,879
Speaker 3: tell a secret. Oh, sing whatever you want.

858
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 2: I'll be right sing. You know you can. I have

859
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 2: a show at the Allegian Theater December tenth, seven thirty.

860
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 2: Check it out. You can follow me on Instagram at

861
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 2: de Lannadler Underscore, on Twitter at to Leannadler six or

862
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 2: TikTok atd Lannaddler seven. They're just a couple of Dylan

863
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 2: Adlers that have taken it. They're all like teens from

864
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 2: Aspen and some shit. But uh, that's so you can

865
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 2: find me and yeah, definitely get some purtido guys.

866
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 3: Excellent. I mean, I think this is coming out after

867
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 3: the tenth of December, so a lot of people are

868
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 3: missing out. OKAYR is furious now, it's okay, five days

869
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 3: ago you could have seen Dylan live at the Illusion.

870
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 2: We better bleep that or there will be consequences.

871
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 3: Well, what you have to do now is December tenth,

872
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 3: twenty twenty three, have another show, and for giving them

873
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 3: so much time, they can plan a trip to Los

874
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 3: Angeles to see you. I think that's something worth considering.

875
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 3: Imagine a year from December tenth. Yeah, this podcast has

876
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 3: forced you into doing a live show. You've got an

877
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 3: audience that's so prepared. Yeah, they have been waiting all year.

878
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 2: They've been waiting all year, and I just do a

879
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 2: vant garde art and scream at that. It's horrible. It's

880
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 2: just a terrible night at the theater. Yeah, everyone's upset,

881
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 2: but one person has changed forever in the worst way,

882
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 2: the worst way.

883
00:44:53,480 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, a life ruined. Okay, yes, follow Dylan, who twitter

884
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 3: still around at this point?

885
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's right.

886
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 3: We've been watching it really really burned down. How long

887
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 3: do you think that Elon Musk will be alive for?

888
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: Oh?

889
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:12,280
Speaker 2: I hope, I oh god. I feel like he's gonna

890
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 2: live for long? You do.

891
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,919
Speaker 3: I feel like he's got another seven years?

892
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 2: I hope? Oh my god? Should we? You can bleep that.

893
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 2: It's up to you.

894
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 3: Do you want to believe it or not keep it?

895
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, like the the trajectory he's on. Just

896
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 3: like it feels dangerous. It feels like somebody that's just

897
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 3: out of control of everything.

898
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

899
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 3: I also feel like there was a There are the

900
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 3: rumors of him doing meth, all sorts of things. It

901
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 3: feels like he's I'm giving him another seven years.

902
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't want to bum it.

903
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 3: Well, that's not gonna bum anybody out nobody.

904
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 2: He's terrible. He's so annoying. Yeah.

905
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have gotten way off track with the game.

906
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 3: I've got to play the game. Okay, this is how

907
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 3: gift to a curse works. I'm gonna name three things.

908
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 3: You're gonna tell me if they're a gift or a curse?

909
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 3: And why Actually, let me back up one moment. The

910
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,399
Speaker 3: network has been telling me. I have to tell people

911
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 3: that we have merchandise, So we're just interrupting right now.

912
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 3: You can go to exactly Rightmedia dot com, slash shop,

913
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 3: you can buy the other game, gift Master, you can

914
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 3: buy a sweatshirt. We've got all kinds of things. I

915
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 3: can't believe I'm doing this right now, but it just

916
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 3: clicked for me. This is my podcast. I'll remember things

917
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 3: when i want pure chaos. I'm so sorry, gift you

918
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 3: a curse. We're back to the game. The podcast is

919
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 3: all over the map. I'm gonna name three things. You're

920
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,479
Speaker 3: gonna tell me if there are a gift or a curse,

921
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 3: and why. I'm gonna tell you if you're correct or

922
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 3: not there are correct answers. You can totally bomb this game.

923
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 3: You will not be asked back to the podcast. Oh,

924
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 3: there's a good chance that they will delete the audio,

925
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:52,240
Speaker 3: so be careful.

926
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 2: Okay.

927
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 3: Number one, This is from a listener named Ray. Ray

928
00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 3: is suggested, gift you a curse. Loaded, So I feel

929
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:05,479
Speaker 3: like fries with a bunch of stuff on them, gift

930
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:05,959
Speaker 3: or a curse?

931
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 2: You know, I think I think that's a gift. You know,

932
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 2: I think loaded fries, can you know, enhance Sometimes when

933
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 2: it's a little bacon bits or it's like some some

934
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 2: good cheese, I think it's a little extra surprise. So

935
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 2: I'm saying it's a it's a little gift.

936
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 3: Dylan, wrong. No, I I understand the the allure, the

937
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 3: I understand the appeal. You look at this, you know,

938
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 3: this pile of food. We all everyone loves a French fry,

939
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 3: and everyone loves every ingredient that gets dumped on top

940
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 3: of Yeah, not for me. I'm a huge believer in

941
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 3: a nacho. But with a nacho, the base you're starting

942
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 3: with is much harder, much crispier, so it's going to

943
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 3: withstand all the slop you're dumping on top of it.

944
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 3: French fries are a little more fragile to begin with.

945
00:47:58,239 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 3: I like to have a little more. Maybe it's a

946
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 3: control issue, but I like to know how much dip

947
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 3: or whatever I'm putting onto my French fry.

948
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 2: Okay, you're not.

949
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 3: Bringing me this tray of food. It's soaked with nacho cheese.

950
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 3: I mean you did say good cheese. Yeah, there is

951
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,320
Speaker 3: there is some good nacho cheese. I'll stand up for cheese.

952
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:21,839
Speaker 3: It doesn't work for me. Curse Okay, wrong number two.

953
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,720
Speaker 3: This is from someone named Lizzie gif Her. A curse

954
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 3: dress codes that are quote Denimon diamonds or quote jeans

955
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 3: and jewels, jewels and jewels or Denimon diamonds.

956
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 2: I've never heard of that in my life, honestly. I

957
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 2: mean just personally, I'm like, I'm just gonna wear some

958
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 2: short shorts. You know you don't need that much.

959
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 3: We should say this evening your invitation did say denimon

960
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 3: diamonds and you just showed up a sport wear. I'm

961
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 3: in kind of a full denimon diamond look. I'm in

962
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:56,399
Speaker 3: a cowboy hat.

963
00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 2: I would say, uh saying, I would say a curse

964
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 2: because just put on some sweatpants. Put on some sweat Yeah, Dylan, wrong.

965
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 3: I you know, I'm only becoming aware of this dress

966
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 3: code as as we speak. I mean, I obviously copied

967
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 3: and pasted this suggestion from her email into the document,

968
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 3: but I'm not entirely clear on what this is. But

969
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 3: I love the mystery. I've never been invited to a

970
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 3: party with denim and diamonds, or it doesn't even say

971
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 3: dress party. Maybe this is like a work dress code.

972
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 2: I don't know.

973
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 3: I would love a work dress code that's jeans and jewels.

974
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 3: Oh for sure, what office environment is that?

975
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 2: I know that I probably.

976
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 3: Twitter's next big movie.

977
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 2: Jeans and jewels. That's what that eight dollar thing is about.

978
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 2: We're getting the employee's jewels and.

979
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 3: Diamonds, gorgeous genes. No, I love the idea of this.

980
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 3: I may host a party in the near future that's

981
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 3: denim and diamonds. I fully support it. I think it's

982
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 3: excellent it's a gift. Okay, Okay, it might be the.

983
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 2: First guest in history to get it all wrong.

984
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 3: No, some other people have lost, don lice. Do you

985
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 3: have any idea who's lost? We might as well shame

986
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 3: them while we're here.

987
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we've got Carl Tart's.

988
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 3: Carl Tart was the first loser. Carl's a loser.

989
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 4: Jesse Tyler Ferguson.

990
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 3: Jesse Tyler Ferguson lost big loser, and Irene too oh

991
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 3: Irene lost recently. Wow, three big losers.

992
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:39,239
Speaker 2: I mean you may join.

993
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 3: I mean you have a chance to. I mean you

994
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 3: have a chance to not be a complete loser.

995
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 2: I have a chance to not be a loser. But

996
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 2: it's pretty impressive list.

997
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 3: I know, you get to join like kind of a

998
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:49,840
Speaker 3: select few of.

999
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 2: You know, I want to be on Modern Family. Okay,

1000
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:52,320
Speaker 2: let's do this.

1001
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:53,720
Speaker 3: Okay.

1002
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 2: Gift or a curse?

1003
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 3: This is from a listener named Emily. Gift a curse, Bougie.

1004
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 3: Advent calendars or adults.

1005
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 2: Okay, an advent calendar is that a religious thing?

1006
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 3: It's Advent calendars are for Christmas. These little so the

1007
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,359
Speaker 3: ones that I had as a kid had twenty five

1008
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 3: days in them. Okay, and you would like it's a

1009
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 3: little calendar that it was like a cardboard box that

1010
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 3: you would open each day and there's a piece of

1011
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 3: chocolate up up till Christmas. More recently, there are these

1012
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 3: new things that are like I have to have a

1013
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 3: friend recently that got one that was like perfume or

1014
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 3: skincare products. I think she spent two hundred dollars on

1015
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 3: this thing. Every day she's open. We're talking about adults here,

1016
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 3: but every day she's opening a little thing leading up

1017
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 3: to Christmas and she's getting a little product. So what

1018
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:48,439
Speaker 3: do you think.

1019
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 2: I think that's a gift. For sure, it's a little surprise.

1020
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 2: It's like ooh, it's like kind of brings back the

1021
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,320
Speaker 2: little I don't our family doesn't do gifts, So I

1022
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 2: think that'd be kind of joyful to be like a little.

1023
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 3: Surprise no matter what it. Yeah, Dylan, what they're a gift. Yeah,

1024
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 3: you didn't lose, You did not lose. I look, I'm

1025
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 3: never gonna buy one for myself. But a friend who

1026
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,399
Speaker 3: her spending habits as far as gifts go, her name

1027
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 3: is Sarah, I'll name her. She's a big gift giver.

1028
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 3: She gave me a beautiful advent calendar with chocolates in it.

1029
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 3: A couple of years ago. This thing, there's no way

1030
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 3: it costs less than one hundred dollars. I had the

1031
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 3: time of my life. Yeah, the chocolates were delicious. It

1032
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 3: was a beautiful box. I think I may have.

1033
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,879
Speaker 2: Kept the box. Yeah, it's fun. It's fun.

1034
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 3: I mean I don't know that I support it. You know,

1035
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 3: for people who are on a budget, I think it's

1036
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 3: probably very it's a wasteful thing to buy, sure, but

1037
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 3: to give to somebody, I guess it's a nice thing.

1038
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a fun gift.

1039
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 3: The problem with giving it, though, is you have to

1040
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 3: give it twenty five days before Christmas, and so then

1041
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 3: Christmas rolls around and the person's like, okay, now I'm

1042
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 3: ready for my gift.

1043
00:52:58,920 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1044
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,839
Speaker 3: I don't know how that works, but no, it's a gift.

1045
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 3: You got one out of three. Horrible job, absolutely terrible.

1046
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:10,800
Speaker 3: You didn't get to join the select few, but you

1047
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,359
Speaker 3: did get one point, and I appreciate you know, I'm

1048
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,320
Speaker 3: fine with with an F solid F.

1049
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 2: Okay.

1050
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 3: This is the final segment of the podcast. It's called

1051
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 3: I said no emails. People write into I said no

1052
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 3: gifts at gmail dot com. Every one of my listeners

1053
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 3: their life is a mess. They have problems. They have

1054
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 3: no one to turn to because they've kind of isolated

1055
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 3: themselves with me as the host of the podcast, so

1056
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 3: they email me. They turned to me and the listener

1057
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 3: or to the guest for help. We help me, help somebody. Okay,

1058
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 3: let's read. Let's get into the document here. Okay, Now,

1059
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 3: this is the most formal intro to an email on

1060
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 3: this podcast I've ever seen. To whom it may concern,

1061
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 3: you know who you're writing to you who ever, we'll

1062
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 3: find out who it is.

1063
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 2: But you know who I am.

1064
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 3: Maybe you don't know who the guest is, but this

1065
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 3: is extremely cold. Okay, To whom it may concern, A

1066
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 3: dear friend recently gifted me take out from a vegan

1067
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:15,800
Speaker 3: pop up restaurant. On paper, this was a lovely gesture,

1068
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 3: as the food was exceptional and my friend seemingly went

1069
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 3: out of her way to support a local small business. However,

1070
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 3: the experience was fraught with difficulty on my part. A

1071
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 3: and now we've got a list of things happening here.

1072
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 2: Ay.

1073
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 3: I received a text the day of that I would

1074
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 3: have a thirty minute window to pick up the food.

1075
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 3: B The pop up resides in the heart of downtown

1076
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 3: Los Angeles.

1077
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 2: I e.

1078
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 3: Parking would be scarce and difficult. See all of this

1079
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 3: took place the Friday afternoon leading up to a holiday weekend.

1080
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 3: We don't know which holiday. What's a recent holiday?

1081
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 2: We've got Halloween, the Halloween Memorial.

1082
00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:00,360
Speaker 3: Veteranans Day, Veterans Day. Okay, so I've been one of

1083
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 3: those holidays that doesn't matter. I don't know why I'm asking.

1084
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 3: After a horrific commute and twenty minutes of hopelessly circling

1085
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 3: for street parking, I succumbed to a six dollars spot

1086
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 3: in a nearby law This person is describing a real

1087
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 3: nightmare for me. I retrieved the food, left a generous tip. Okay,

1088
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 3: your friend didn't tell you you had to leave a

1089
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 3: generous tip, and coughed up nearly fifteen dollars for two

1090
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 3: gallons of gas at the dreadfully overpriced Chevron near the

1091
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:29,920
Speaker 3: one oh one Freeway on my way home. Parentheses, Yes,

1092
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,800
Speaker 3: my gaslight came on after all of the driving required

1093
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 3: to get to this destination.

1094
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 2: Sounds like she's driving a Venza or a Vesna or whatever.

1095
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 2: She is in a gas guzzler.

1096
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Speaker 3: Yeah, how can I ever repay my friend for this

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00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 3: generous quote gift of a free Oh it was lunch.

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00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 3: I was picturing dinner this whole time. Oh, I guess

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00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 3: it was this Friday afternoon. Now this is We've got

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00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 3: to get into this. I'm truly desperate for ideas best Lily.

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00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 3: So it sounds like she wants revenge.

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Speaker 2: I'm hearing that, Lily.

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00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 3: Okay, So first we have to picture her in an

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00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 3: absolute gaskezler of a car. It sounds like you drove

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00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 3: here from.

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00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 2: San Diego or Orange County.

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00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 3: I mean to be you know, running at e bad planning.

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00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 3: It feels like her friend is getting blamed for a

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00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 3: lot of Lily's problems.

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00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, the friend didn't tell her to get to buy

1112
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 3: this hummer. The friend didn't tell her to generously tip. Look,

1113
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 3: we love a generous tip, but it wasn't necessary. You

1114
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 3: could have done a normal tip. But she's desperate, and

1115
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 3: I can, you know, I can kind of get on

1116
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 3: her side. This sounds like a horrible gift. Like a

1117
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 3: pop up restaurant.

1118
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 2: I have honestly never been to one. I don't know

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00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 2: what that is. It's a restaurant that appears for a

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00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:52,280
Speaker 2: brief period of time in a difficult to get location.

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00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:55,480
Speaker 2: Usually it's traveling c It's almost like a traveling circus.

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00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 2: Not for me, when I go to a restaurant, I

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00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 2: want to know what's going to be there for a

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00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,439
Speaker 2: long time. I need to commit to the relationship.

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00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 3: A pop up thing just the idea of like having

1126
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 3: to figure out when it's happening, where it's happening makes

1127
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 3: me It's like going on a date with somebody who's

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00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 3: got months to live or something that is not the

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00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 3: sort of situation I want to get into. So Okay, Lily,

1130
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 3: now I'm on your side. This is a horrible gift

1131
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 3: to what do you get? I mean, maybe she starts

1132
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 3: planning a destination wedding, like so far away, so expensive

1133
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 3: to get to, with all of the trimmings, like multiple

1134
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 3: events before, Like there's an engagement party that's also do

1135
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 3: you do people do a destination engagement party? That sounds

1136
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 3: like a huge pain.

1137
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's jeans and jewels.

1138
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,440
Speaker 3: This is I mean, that's my immediate idea is because

1139
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 3: that sounds as difficult to get to as this pop

1140
00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 3: up in downtown Los Angeles, and I guess it's hard

1141
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 3: to disguise as that as a gift. Yeah, what's what's

1142
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 3: another a pet?

1143
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it's a goldfish that only lives for a day,

1144
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 2: so she knows how it feels to be forced to

1145
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 2: have such a small time window.

1146
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not a bad idea. But as soon as

1147
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 3: I said pet, I thought, oh, now there's an animal

1148
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 3: that's trapped in this lunatics, you know, game of revenge.

1149
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 3: I don't want that. But a goldfish has got a

1150
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 3: little less memory. Probably it feels like less of a casualty.

1151
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1152
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 3: Now we're not promoting goldfish.

1153
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 2: Stuff promoting I'm to be ethical. I'm saying the goldfish

1154
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 2: is you know, it's already on its last leg, and

1155
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 2: it's and with you know, naturally, so you just kind

1156
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 2: of give it. Give her a very sickly goldfish.

1157
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 3: She go to pet Smart pick out the absolutely sickest,

1158
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 3: just nastiest looking goldfish.

1159
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1160
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it's probably dead by the time you

1161
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 3: give it to yeah, or on its last leg.

1162
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:03,919
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1163
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 3: What is the lifespan of a goldfish?

1164
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 2: Oh?

1165
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 3: Because they don't, I mean even the healthy ones.

1166
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 2: Even the healthy it's so they live for it's such

1167
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 2: a small life for a fish, least ten to fifteen years. What. Oh,

1168
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 2: that's true, because have you ever heard about goldfish?

1169
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,959
Speaker 3: Like you put one in a lake and they grow

1170
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 3: to the and now now I'm saying this and it

1171
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 3: sounds like something that's like a lie. But they grow

1172
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 3: to the size of the container there, and so people

1173
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 3: will put them in a lake and then they will

1174
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 3: be enormous. Oh wow, because after ten years of eating

1175
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:40,720
Speaker 3: lake food, Yeah, they're gigantic. Do you think that's true?

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00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 4: Analis, it says, I mean, on the very brief Google

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00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 4: search that I did, it seems as though that is true.

1178
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 4: So I'd have to do a.

1179
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 3: Little more digging. Okay, I mean they must have like

1180
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:52,160
Speaker 3: a ceiling of how big they grow. Don't put what

1181
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 3: if you put one in the ocean, it's not going

1182
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 3: to become the size of a way.

1183
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:58,919
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, but I'm sure they're also happier there.

1184
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 3: I mean, we're also talking about a fresh water fish

1185
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 3: would die immediately up to.

1186
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:05,480
Speaker 4: Sixteen point one inches top five pounds in the wild.

1187
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 3: It says, Okay, yeah, that's pretty big. I wonder if

1188
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 3: you eat that. That can't be good fish.

1189
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 2: I mean Yeah, that's gotta be just wiry fish.

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01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 4: It says you shouldn't or something, whether in the wild

1191
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 4: or as a pet, shouldn't be ingested. Goldfish can carry

1192
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 4: microbacteria or parasites that can damage your.

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01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 3: Health of youstice. Okay, well it seems like a last

1194
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 3: resort then, yeah, a last resort. Okay, So Lily destination

1195
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 3: wedding absolutely impossible to get to. It requires boat, plane, trolley, whatever.

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01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 3: It's horrible for unnamed friend or, as Dylan suggested, a

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01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 3: fish that she immediately falls in love with.

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01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 2: It has to be so charming, really handsome. Yeah, but

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01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 2: on its last leg dead.

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01:00:56,320 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 3: The next morning. Yeah, dead before soaps. Yeah, Okay, I

1201
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 3: think that's a perfect Uh. We answered the problem, and

1202
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 3: we really uh hope that Lily makes some better choices.

1203
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1204
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 3: I mean again, she should have if she knew this

1205
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 3: was going to be a problem, she should have just

1206
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 3: lied to the friend and said.

1207
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 2: That she would that she got it. Yeah.

1208
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 3: I don't, and I don't understand this bizarre thirty minute window.

1209
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:28,160
Speaker 3: It's like your wire unwire, a bomb, disarm, disarm. I

1210
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 3: don't know what am I talking about. I don't know

1211
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 3: what you're talking about. It I interrupted the podcast like

1212
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 3: the three quarters of the way through to start promoting merchandise.

1213
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 2: Hey, sell that merch This house doesn't pay for itself.

1214
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 3: I uh, this is a you know what's happening is

1215
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 3: I haven't had dinner yet. My blood sugar is affecting

1216
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 3: the way. I'm thinking, you haven't had dinner before this?

1217
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 3: You're kidding, Yeah, you should, so you have an edge

1218
01:01:58,600 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 3: on me.

1219
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:01,480
Speaker 2: I do a little What did you get a Sweet Green?

1220
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 2: I got a blackened chicken with kale and spinach, and

1221
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 2: I got a little lime squeeze on some rice.

1222
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 3: Let me ask you, do you feel like the lettuce

1223
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 3: at Sweet Green is drier than most lettuce?

1224
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 2: The kale is pretty dry.

1225
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:19,080
Speaker 3: It's the driest kale dry. What are they doing to

1226
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 3: that kale? No, it's like if you don't have something

1227
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 3: on that kale, you're choking exactly.

1228
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 2: Sometimes you're just stuck with the kale at the end

1229
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 2: and you really need like a Pacific ocean level of

1230
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 2: water to help that go down.

1231
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 3: It really is. It's like confetti. Yeah, Sweet Green, I'm

1232
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 3: usually getting a kale, see sir there, okay? And that

1233
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 3: you know that's a dry bowl of food that is

1234
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 3: it's like fish food exactly. Oh no, I mean hopefully

1235
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:52,640
Speaker 3: somebody at Sweet Green HQ is listening. Yeah, wet the kale.

1236
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 2: Wet the kale. I don't care how I want it wet.

1237
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 3: Okay, So you've had a late afternoon dinner. I hope

1238
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 3: you get something more to eat before the club.

1239
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 2: I think I will.

1240
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 3: I've got my tea here. This seems like an I

1241
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 3: wonder if it's caffeinated.

1242
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 2: I think it is.

1243
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 3: Okay, so I won't be having this before bed.

1244
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:18,640
Speaker 2: Okay, that'll be, but it'll likeh is perfect. Definitely that

1245
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 2: I was thinking about. I don't have I have no

1246
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:22,840
Speaker 2: tea in the house. I've got to get some more

1247
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,040
Speaker 2: tea in the house. So this will be a nice

1248
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 2: little toe towards tea. Definitely.

1249
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:29,080
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for being here.

1250
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 2: Thank you for having me this wonderful listener.

1251
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,200
Speaker 3: I don't know what I've been doing. I don't know

1252
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 3: what I've guided you through in this episode. I'm sorry

1253
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 3: that I was just ping ponging all over. It's unacceptable.

1254
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:49,720
Speaker 3: I'll eat dinner next time. Actually, this isn't my fault.

1255
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 3: Don't know. Everyone needs to stop pointing their fingers out.

1256
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 2: Everyone needs to stop screaming at you right now. Honestly,

1257
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 2: I think you did amazing.

1258
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:56,800
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1259
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 2: It's nice to hear some words of support v occation.

1260
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 2: You know, we all need a little pat on the back,

1261
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 2: even if we're just all over the place on a

1262
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:11,920
Speaker 2: podcast listener, I hope you've learned something or taken something

1263
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 2: away from today's episode.

1264
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:16,120
Speaker 3: I'm gonna let you go. I have to let you go.

1265
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:23,960
Speaker 3: I love you, goodbye, I said, no Gifts is an

1266
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 3: exactly right production. It's produced by our dear friend Annalise Nilson,

1267
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:32,320
Speaker 3: and it's beautifully mixed by Leona Squilatchi. And we couldn't

1268
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:36,120
Speaker 3: do it without our guest booker Patrick Kottner. The theme song,

1269
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:40,280
Speaker 3: of course, could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann.

1270
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 3: You must follow the show on Instagram at I said

1271
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 3: no gifts. I don't want to hear any excuses. That's

1272
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 3: where you get to see pictures of all these gorgeous

1273
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 3: gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see pictures

1274
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:50,920
Speaker 3: of the gifts?

1275
01:04:53,160 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 1: Lievt did you hear? Funa Man myself perfectly clear, But

1276
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:06,400
Speaker 1: you're a guess to my home. You gotta come to

1277
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:13,040
Speaker 1: me empty And I said no guess your own presences

1278
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:19,680
Speaker 1: presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So how

1279
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 1: do you dare to surbey me?