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Speaker 1: Are people allowed to ask other people how they're doing? Now, like,

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Speaker 2: Oh God, I hope not. I'm so over it, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean? I don't mind going deep quick.

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Speaker 3: Let that submarine flow boom?

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Speaker 4: Why am I like this?

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Speaker 1: Just somebody asked me how I was doing the day

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Speaker 1: Roe v Wade. This is like some pas, It's like,

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Speaker 1: how's your day going? It's like, what what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Have you picked up a phone?

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Speaker 4: You don't have a vagina? You're okay? It's like, okay, Hey.

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Speaker 3: I also am my mother's son, so that's what's up?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 4: What's up?

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Speaker 2: Everybody? Welcome to Adulting. I am your host with the

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Speaker 2: most backbit and it's delicious.

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Speaker 4: Michelle Putel, joined by my friend and co.

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Speaker 1: Hosts Jordan Carlos, a man too scared to get tattoos

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Speaker 1: because he has scars oliver his body and says, that's

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Speaker 1: good enough.

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Speaker 3: It's us. How are you don't ask that question? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: We had some good guests for this episode. By the way,

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Speaker 1: one of my favorite people, so chill, Cooler than the

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Speaker 1: other side of the pillow, cooler than the polar Bear's toenails,

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Speaker 1: my man, Josh Johnson.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, got the half roll on lock.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like I'm having an asthma attack, but I'm

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Speaker 2: just having fun.

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Speaker 4: Cool, Cooler than a polar bear's toenails.

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Speaker 2: I hope a polar bear is listening to this podcast

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Speaker 2: would be like.

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Speaker 3: I know that's right there as it eats on off

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Speaker 3: baby harbor Seal.

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Josh Johnson is so cool and he's just so funny

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Speaker 1: and such a great writer.

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Speaker 3: He's been doing it and churning it out for the

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Speaker 3: Daily Show for so long.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you know what I'd love about Josh is that, no,

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Speaker 2: you never know what he's thinking when he's looking at you.

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Speaker 4: Unlike me. It's just like I'm just like a walking

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Speaker 1: Yeah you uh straight flush.

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Speaker 3: So but then we also have Larry Owens.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, Larry Owens is like being an

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Speaker 2: eight year old child and going to Chuck E Cheese

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Speaker 2: and just getting everything for free. He just brings the party,

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Speaker 2: and then you just want pizza and just to like,

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Speaker 2: you know, throw some balls in a hole in a wall.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's okay.

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Speaker 4: What do you do with chuck e cheese.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I got you. I've never heard balls. But you

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Speaker 3: know what, my man Larry's probably be down for it.

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Speaker 4: I can't. We gotta get to it. Let's get to it.

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Speaker 4: I need to do it down with dogs.

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Speaker 3: Take some noise, but some motherfucking noise. Thank you for

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Speaker 3: coming coming.

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Speaker 4: I have some of that pizza they have here.

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Speaker 3: Table Lady seven.

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Speaker 1: It's delicious shots tab Lady seven, anybody seven.

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Speaker 2: Right before we got on stage, I said, Jordan, the

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Speaker 2: cheese is hidden. And he's so like, mister fix it.

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Speaker 2: with you. But I was like, there's no time to

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Speaker 2: take a ship. There's no time to take a ship.

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Speaker 1: That's the title of our thesis. No time to take

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Speaker 1: a ship in today's America. There is no time.

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Speaker 4: No time.

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Speaker 3: There's no time, and there's nowhere to take a ship

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Speaker 2: and I was like, I can't do in two minutes,

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Speaker 2: I got a onesie and then you understood everything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like my son hates overalls because like he's

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Speaker 1: I appreciate your onesie. I appreciate your onesdaie. I wanted

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Speaker 1: I want to get but I want to I'm so like,

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Speaker 3: That's why I know what she means.

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Speaker 2: Don't why I think onesies are easier for duce because

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Speaker 4: And you know, it's crazy.

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Speaker 4: It's like sex positive.

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Speaker 2: So that's a good reason not to lose weight, because

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Speaker 2: it is always sex positive when you're just like, look

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Speaker 3: Yes, do you know how hard that is?

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Speaker 4: In life? Sh Medium kings can't jump. That took a

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Speaker 1: The fucking everybody's everybody's was six feet tall. It's just

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Speaker 1: the land of the giants. It's fine.

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Speaker 2: Look, I always say beatiful at any fucking heigh h

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Speaker 2: shape size shade. I don't give a fuck as long

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Speaker 2: as you got a clean crotch and you could tip.

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Speaker 4: Get over here, dem the rolls, get the fuck over

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Speaker 4: here this airhorn. Let's keep the show going. I want

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Speaker 4: to get out of this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we should be doing.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, do you guys? We have a great show for you.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Our first guest hilarious writer for the Daily Show yes,

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Speaker 1: a comic and so much more. Please give a huge

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Speaker 1: round of applause to Josh Johnson, who.

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Speaker 3: First Josh Johnson. Everybody, I.

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Speaker 2: Love that music, don It's like sassy spa music, like lush, Yes, oh,

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Speaker 2: very very Calvin Harris, Uh hi boo.

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Speaker 4: How I'm good? How you do?

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Speaker 3: I feel good? You know it's a good day.

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Speaker 4: Can I ask you how old you are?

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Speaker 3: I'm thirty two?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you look like you're I mean, it's

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Speaker 2: giving me. Gabrielle Union in what's that cheerleading movie?

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Speaker 3: Bring It On?

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Speaker 4: Bring It On? You were so young?

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 4: Do you get that a lot?

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Speaker 5: I definitely get the respect of someone who is sixteen,

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Speaker 3: It's like I used to.

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Speaker 3: So I started taking a.

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Speaker 5: Different route because I didn't, like, I didn't really want

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Speaker 3: So it's like I have like a life and like

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Speaker 5: Everything that all melts away where you like those shoes,

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Speaker 1: So why didn't you just go to like Jimmy Jams,

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Speaker 1: get some flo kicks, come back and be like how

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Speaker 5: the we A lot of people stay mean in life

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Speaker 5: as they get older, but they lose the talent for

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Speaker 5: being mean. That's like, that's like why most road rage

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Speaker 3: Right, if you had kept your like middle school roots.

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Speaker 5: And someone cuts you off, you'd be like, she ain't

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Speaker 4: Yes, think about it now, going out in the limb.

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Speaker 4: Here were you a nerd in school?

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Speaker 3: Hard? Like It's like.

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Speaker 5: It's like not even I wasn't even that you know

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Speaker 5: No, I'm just saying like there are some nerds that

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Speaker 4: I was just gonna get beat.

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Speaker 4: In the concrete Like yeah, like.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, psycho analyst.

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Speaker 5: May no, Just it seems like you're the type of

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Speaker 6: Execute because that the thing confirm that's that's exactly it,

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Speaker 3: Planned it out well enough that yeah.

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Speaker 5: but I was I was told this story. Okay, So

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Speaker 4: And did he have a lisp?

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Speaker 5: No, but we did call him Spencer and it made

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Speaker 5: him very mad. That's amazing. Yes, why did that make

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Speaker 5: This is he's a bad person. But basically he trying

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Speaker 5: And so then I was there early. I was never

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Speaker 5: came up to me after class when he's like, hey, Josh,

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Speaker 5: just so you know, I'll give you a donut. You

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Speaker 5: don't really have to keep showing up. Like it's like

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Speaker 5: it's not like I don't know if you're doing it

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Speaker 5: you're not getting anybody.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I keep that grass.

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Speaker 4: Like we got a heal somehow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So Spence, there's this glass wall where people walking past

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Speaker 3: Want to come in and learn karate as.

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Speaker 5: Well because we were so good and there was this

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Speaker 4: Was like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: He was doing like the moves like we were doing,

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 5: And weirdly, very weirdly, Spence took some sort of weird

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Speaker 5: he was upset that this dude was getting a free

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Speaker 3: Rid of him.

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Speaker 5: And the other teacher's like, oh, that's not really necessary,

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Speaker 5: Like you don't really, he's not doing anything.

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Speaker 3: He's not by He's like, no, I got this.

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Speaker 4: Oh no.

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Speaker 5: So he goes outside and like I said, we can't

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Speaker 3: We can just see what's happening.

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Speaker 5: And so he goes and like, do you mind if

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Speaker 5: is just like what.

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Speaker 3: Like what am I doing?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 5: Like it's only defensive, like apologetic movement, Like that's even

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Speaker 3: He's just like what is And.

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Speaker 5: Then Spence does one more of these and then he

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Speaker 3: It just looks at us like it's about to go down.

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Speaker 5: And then he just took Yeah, he took a full

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Speaker 5: fully goes to throw a kick, right, So he goes

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Speaker 5: The dude catches the kick. You got to like fully

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Speaker 5: like here right, and he's holding the lick, and so

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Speaker 5: and you can see his face is so shot, like

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Speaker 3: And so then.

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Speaker 5: He so then he just he takes he's already got

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Speaker 3: Okay, so he's got the leg. He grabs his ge

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Speaker 3: and he just shakes him.

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Speaker 5: He just shakes him so hard, and he's so he's

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Speaker 5: not hitting him, but Spencer's just like like it's it's

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Speaker 5: just he's being shaken so hard. He's like he's like

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Speaker 5: not even quite lifting him. So like good on Spence

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Speaker 5: for having the balance, but.

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Speaker 3: He's just like.

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Speaker 5: He's just shaking him as hard as he can. And

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Speaker 5: then he picks him up and he throws him down. Whoa,

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Speaker 5: and he he just walks away. And so then so

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Speaker 5: then Spence what he gets up and he walks back

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Speaker 5: blood from his nose to his gee and he just

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Speaker 5: it is, it is.

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Speaker 3: That's amazing all right.

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Speaker 4: Time for questions, please.

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Speaker 3: We have questions from the audience.

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Speaker 4: Wait, but please plat for that story.

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Speaker 1: That was.

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Speaker 3: What a story?

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Speaker 4: It's my eyeliner running. Its like a sad plus size

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Speaker 4: Amy wine House. Pick a question.

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Speaker 3: I can't deal audience questions here that we're gonna say.

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Speaker 4: You know, maybe that's the move just to shake people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that. Shake him by the gee you

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Speaker 3: from the root to the tutor.

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Speaker 7: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Do you want me to read all three? Oh? There's

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Speaker 3: it's a three part question as three.

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Speaker 4: No, give me that question back. That's too much.

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Speaker 3: They can ask one.

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Speaker 4: Get one question? What is that?

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Speaker 3: This is a three parter?

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Speaker 4: No? Another question?

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Speaker 3: No, it's like a press conference.

449
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 2: You've got to edit your thoughts. You can't get anything

450
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 2: done that way.

451
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:13,879
Speaker 4: My hands stuck.

452
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:21,439
Speaker 1: I gotta lose weight on my head to get We

453
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 1: have to get a wider jar. You know.

454
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,360
Speaker 3: I get my hand stuck too. I love you.

455
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 4: Okay, please go ahead read the question.

456
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:36,240
Speaker 5: Oh okay, Oh, I can't wait to get a gee.

457
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 4: What's the question?

458
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 5: How long is it okay to last in the bathroom

459
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:44,680
Speaker 5: when pooping?

460
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 3: When pooping pooping? Yeah, when pooping in your own bathroom?

461
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's I think it's just worded weird because

462
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,400
Speaker 5: it's like, how long is it okay to last?

463
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:57,399
Speaker 1: Like?

464
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 3: How long is it okay to go? How long?

465
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 2: Isn't ask your doctor?

466
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're like it's somebody's house, if it's

467
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 1: like if you're if you're a guest in a house, Like,

468
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 1: how long do you take to do? Oh?

469
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 4: I'm so quick. I want to be so quick. So

470
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 4: you don't know I'm in there shitting absolutely, you know

471
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 4: what I mean.

472
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 1: It's got to be like an Indianapolis five, Like when

473
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:25,879
Speaker 1: you pitched up, you're like, yeah, where you know?

474
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 3: You're back out there? Baby?

475
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 2: I can't do you write down what other people say?

476
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,160
Speaker 3: What the what?

477
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 4: It's buffalo bill here? What the fuck is going on.

478
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 3: In the herod?

479
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 4: Going to make a dress out of my body?

480
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 3: Fuck you?

481
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 5: I guess if you you're arguing, if you're if you're

482
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,120
Speaker 5: arguing and you're in between times you're arguing. So let's

483
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,879
Speaker 5: say you're like with your partner and you're in a

484
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:06,640
Speaker 5: big argument.

485
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like four days long.

486
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 5: So like you argue and then you go to work

487
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 5: four days long. No, you know how things aren't just

488
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 5: over like after a couple like, so then the fight

489
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,360
Speaker 5: is still exists even though you're not.

490
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,880
Speaker 3: There's still, and I think, kids.

491
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 5: I think you might write something down just to make

492
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,199
Speaker 5: sure you're like that is what they say.

493
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,880
Speaker 2: I actually had to stage an intervention for my dad

494
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,160
Speaker 2: because he's in his eighties. He's Haitian, he's stubborn, and

495
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 2: he doesn't want a nurse, and I'm like, we're gonna

496
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 2: get you a nurse. My mom can't be doing all

497
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,879
Speaker 2: this shit. She's just like walking osteoporosis and judgment. We

498
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 2: gotta get someone with strong shoulders and I'm like, she'll

499
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 2: look cute, you have something to look at. And he wouldn't,

500
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 2: but he would listen to my husband. But my dad

501
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 2: is so good at arguing, even in his eighties. I

502
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,439
Speaker 2: had to write everything down. So I'm just like, I

503
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 2: know that, but and it's so crazy to think that

504
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 2: you have to write that shit down.

505
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 3: I think you should never write it down.

506
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, uh, you know, most relationships are just

507
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 1: you're building evidence for a trial that will never happen.

508
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,719
Speaker 3: You know, it's just not going to happen.

509
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,399
Speaker 1: But you get like, oh, this is a good tidbit

510
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: to get my friends at brunch.

511
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 3: About how much of a monster my person is. Gotta

512
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 3: let that shit go.

513
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 4: What the bridgeton is going on? Just read the.

514
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,120
Speaker 1: Question writing one question you would always ask a guy

515
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 1: if you were on dating apps in NYC?

516
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 3: Now do you have a motherfucking job?

517
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 4: What you do for work? I don't like. I feel

518
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 4: like what when I did dating apps?

519
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:49,199
Speaker 5: Though?

520
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 2: That shit was like LinkedIn, Like you had to fill

521
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,400
Speaker 2: in seventeen different questions.

522
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 3: Spell check they're there.

523
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,439
Speaker 2: You know, you got to spell everything right otherwise no

524
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 2: one's opening their legs.

525
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: I think here's this is weird. But maybe like do

526
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: you do community service because that way you find out

527
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 1: if the person is like like self centered or not.

528
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 3: Everybody's like, I don't want to I don't want to

529
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 3: ask that because.

530
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 4: Everyone's self centered.

531
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,640
Speaker 5: Okay, so this is for you? Oh it seems it's

532
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 5: that's Michelle.

533
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 4: That's for me then, or maybe it's just a note

534
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 4: to myself.

535
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 5: I just want to make sure you know what what

536
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 5: do I do about?

537
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 3: Oh? Oh no, okay.

538
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,400
Speaker 5: One second is somebody in trouble. What do I do

539
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 5: about boob sweat? I don't know what this is? And

540
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 5: humid titties?

541
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 2: What do I do about boob sweat? Boob sweat aka uh,

542
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 2: humidity titties.

543
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 3: Oh, humidity titties.

544
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 4: Okay, and she put her name, thank you, Megan.

545
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 3: Oh hi, Oh my god.

546
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,399
Speaker 1: I just want to say, Megan, you could have just

547
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: said humidities.

548
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 4: Humidityies, humid titties. Got it? What a great hashtag. That's

549
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,679
Speaker 4: a good ask question.

550
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 2: It sucks sometimes I just put like a little tissue

551
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 2: under there. Just also deodorant that Kate Serino does, and

552
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 2: she also does like chafing stuff for your in the

553
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 2: times because they're just so juicy they want to start

554
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 2: their own fire.

555
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

556
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 2: But you know what I've been getting into it, be

557
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 2: getting into oils and serums and so I just like

558
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,959
Speaker 2: just oil up my titties. So they're kind of like

559
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 2: sweaty already, but it seeps in and just smells good

560
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 2: when I motorvat people.

561
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 3: You know, it's you know, it's really good.

562
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 2: Uh. I mean, I can't the applause one old man

563
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 2: applaud for that titty sweat back, and can we give

564
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 2: him an air horn?

565
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:54,120
Speaker 1: Done?

566
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 4: Because that was such a honest clap for them to sweat.

567
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 1: I can't like specific answer this, but I I will

568
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 1: say that I put peppermint oil in my scalp, like

569
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: in the summertime.

570
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 4: Insects going there, yes, so no.

571
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 3: Insects going there. But it also pepper.

572
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: Pepperin oil cools as it as it like evaporates.

573
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 4: Thank you, Ericabad. What's the next question, just trying.

574
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 3: To help you out this summer? All right? How do

575
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 3: you date someone who doesn't drink?

576
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 4: Do you drink?

577
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 3: I don't drink, and it is it is. Yeah, I'm

578
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 3: as fun as I sound. No, you look great, though, man,

579
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 3: you look great. Thank thank you.

580
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 5: Looking great and without drinking an you know, the thing is,

581
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 5: it's like it's gonna this is gonna sound judgy. But

582
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 5: because I don't drink and because I've never I've never

583
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 5: drank before. When I was in Chicago and I would

584
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 5: go on dates, the fact that we couldn't or shouldn't

585
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 5: like meet at a bar or something, it was like

586
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 5: it wasn't the most insane barrier. And I didn't understand

587
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 5: it because it was like it was like I was weird.

588
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 5: But I was like, I'm just not doing it, like

589
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 5: I'm trying. I don't have any money to like a

590
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 5: new thing. So like that's the main reason.

591
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 4: Ooh, let's put that on a magnet.

592
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, So do you find yourself, getting inventive about the

593
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: places that you.

594
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 3: That you go. Yeah like that.

595
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 5: That's why I'm gonna say it sounds shitty and judge you.

596
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 5: But because I didn't drink, I would just have real dates,

597
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 5: so I'd have to come up with I'd have to

598
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 5: come up with it, like no, sure, sure, that's fine.

599
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 5: I'm with you. I knew this was going to happen.

600
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 5: I warned you twice. Now it was gonna sound wait,

601
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 5: wait a.

602
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 2: Minute, so you don't even you're not even interested in

603
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 2: dating someone that drinks.

604
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 5: I'm totally fine with dating someone that drinks a lot.

605
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 5: Like I'm I don't care. I'm just saying it was

606
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 5: weird for them that I didn't drink. So then they'd

607
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 5: be like, oh, you want to me at this bar?

608
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 5: I was like, okay, just so you know we can

609
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 5: meet there. I'd love to chat with you everything, but

610
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 5: just so it's not weird when I don't drink. I

611
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 5: don't want you to think that I'm just like some

612
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 5: dude that loves lemonade and will not drink in you

613
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 5: know what I mean. And I also didn't want to

614
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 5: set up like this weird thing where it's a first

615
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 5: date you're getting to know a person. So if we

616
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 5: meet at a bar and they're slowly drinking, I don't

617
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 5: want that weirdness of like you're getting drunk. Time coffee dates, yeah,

618
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 5: daytime coffee dates, or just like an activity just like like, well,

619
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 5: let's go do a thing together.

620
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, my husband drinks, but he's also into activities. I'm

621
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 2: just like, are you just trying to work me out

622
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 2: or you really want to tike.

623
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 3: You would go like rock climbing. There's that place down Yeah,

624
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 3: we'll go.

625
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 5: Like we can go rock climbing, we can go to

626
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 5: like a concert, go to dinner.

627
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 4: You know what.

628
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a that's a great they're not.

629
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 4: Sponsoring this show. It was also why would you give

630
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 4: him a shadow?

631
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 5: It was also like almost always dinner, right, it was

632
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 5: it was almost always dinner, which I thought was like

633
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 5: a night Like to me, dinner a nice way to

634
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 5: compensate for the fact that I'm not fun. Well, I'm

635
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 5: not saying if someone is like, oh he doesn't drink,

636
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 5: he's not fun, it's like all right, well, at least

637
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 5: you'll taste this very good salmon, like it's like I

638
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 5: didn't cook it, but like I don't know, here's a

639
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 5: here's a date at a place that I.

640
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: Know, it's good, awkward. What was the question, how do

641
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: you date someone who doesn't drink?

642
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 3: And clear.

643
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 2: Answered that activities. I dated someone that didn't drink. And

644
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 2: what's great about it for someone that does drink is

645
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 2: that I always had a great witness, Like, yeah, you

646
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 2: remembered everything, how we got home, how we paid It

647
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 2: was great.

648
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair.

649
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 2: Also like for me, like I don't eat fried chicken

650
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 2: all the time. Sometimes I'll just have to fry pounds

651
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 2: and pounds of fried chicken and I want to see

652
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 2: my friends eat it.

653
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 4: And sometimes it's just like, you know, he couldn't drink,

654
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 4: but he loved seeing me drink.

655
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 2: And so sometimes when you're like, you know, you get

656
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 2: to see someone enjoy it, not.

657
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 3: You someone Yeah, sure it was fun.

658
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: Well you're also like a designated driver then yeah, that

659
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: was the other person. Can I mean think about it

660
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: that way, you can get just like just fractured.

661
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 4: Just yeah yeah.

662
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 3: And if you trust this person, hopefully you know they

663
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 3: drive you home.

664
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 2: Yes, So we ask every every guest on the show,

665
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,959
Speaker 2: what's the most adult thing you would like to do

666
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 2: for yourself that you haven't done yet.

667
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 3: Uh.

668
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 5: I think if I can learn to manage my time better,

669
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 5: I'll be like a more efficient person, and any attempts

670
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 5: at art that I make will be probably more effective.

671
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,719
Speaker 4: You know, Oh my goodness, you have?

672
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 3: You have two specials though. Yeah.

673
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 5: No, I feel good about the things that I make,

674
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 5: But I also make them so frantically that I would

675
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 5: love a shot at making them in a way that

676
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 5: is measured and like less complicated because of Tom.

677
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 2: Look, you're thirty two, right, I'm gonna talk to you

678
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 2: have forty two because forty two it'll just fall into

679
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 2: motherfucking place like titties in a new bra.

680
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 5: Oh okay, yes, I've never experienced that, so that sounds amazing.

681
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 4: I have give it up for Josh.

682
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 3: Everyone, give it up for amazing.

683
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 4: You guys, how do you feel? I'm doing a lot?

684
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 4: I'm doing a check in.

685
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 3: We should do.

686
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 4: We have another guest. We're gonna keep it moving.

687
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 2: I want you guys to get home in time for

688
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 2: nine Day Fiance to tell all.

689
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 4: Because we need to know what Kim Bally is doing

690
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:09,400
Speaker 4: with Usman and Gino and Jasmine who's a vegan but

691
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 4: wants his meat. You get it.

692
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 1: I watched the Gilded Age. I don't know you all

693
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 1: ready for our next guest. We are Our next guest

694
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: is a rising Broadway star, award winning Hello, Oh my gosh,

695
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: just did his his show Sondhimia at Carnegie Hall. Please

696
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:36,959
Speaker 1: give it up for the one and only Larry Owen. Yes, yes, more, yes, yes, yes,

697
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 1: please larry On, larry On, you get a mic, you

698
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: get a mic.

699
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 4: Let's go betcha the tired work?

700
00:34:59,200 --> 00:34:59,720
Speaker 3: Is it tired?

701
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 5: Oh?

702
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:08,959
Speaker 2: Yes, it's too bad. There's no wall. I would wants work.

703
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 2: Oh jesus, my hips.

704
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 3: I love your.

705
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 4: Yes, so many questions.

706
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 2: People always talk about their worst date, but what's been

707
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 2: your best date?

708
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 3: Best date?

709
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, no, I love them all fall I

710
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 1: literally fall in love like so quickly on the date,

711
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 1: and so I think that they're all going well. I'm

712
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:56,320
Speaker 1: always like, this is amazing. We'll be married next week.

713
00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: Here I am at the Bellhouse.

714
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 3: Honey. What y'all from here? Honey? Y'all are married? Not

715
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 3: to each, not to each? No, no, we tried it.

716
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 3: But it is a sil energy.

717
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 1: This is chased energy, chase, and another this is we

718
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: head to foot energy, separate blankets.

719
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 3: In another century, we would be like common law. You know,

720
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 3: I say.

721
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 4: So the other century.

722
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 1: You would be in the same paperback of the neighborhood.

723
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 1: Y'all would be across the across the Sure. I got

724
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: into this last night. Actually for the black listeners at home.

725
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: They're not here, but blacks got it.

726
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 3: I can't see. I haven't looked out there once.

727
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 2: Folks out there a black.

728
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, our crowd is like a bank commercial.

729
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 3: It's perfectly racially dispersed.

730
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:17,760
Speaker 1: Yes, if we can before anybody comes, everybody iswardly.

731
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 3: You are my Pangaea queen.

732
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you definitely represent the continents before they broke up. Yeah.

733
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: I love that.

734
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 7: Yeah.

735
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 3: When I see you on the flips, honey, I'm like.

736
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: In Brazil they think she's Portuguese and Italy they think

737
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 1: she's Italian honey, Like you are our African sea style.

738
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 3: Like I love to the world.

739
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:43,320
Speaker 4: Thank you. I really am an international hope. And so

740
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 4: what can I say?

741
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 2: I love everyone?

742
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 4: Yes, so many questions.

743
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, So what is it like performing to

744
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 2: an all white audience?

745
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: Oh, we should listen to the question. This is the

746
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 1: questions A question I think do you want to do

747
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: you want to get the comfortable answering or answer that.

748
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 3: No, it's very consistent. Honey.

749
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: They give us the pocket. Literally, I'm in their pockets.

750
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: They have the money. Yes, they have the buying power.

751
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 3: So I love my white girls, my girlenaes. If your

752
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 3: white makes some noise.

753
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,359
Speaker 4: That was so confusing, I was here for it.

754
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,280
Speaker 1: Let's answer some questions, answer some goddamn questions.

755
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 3: My derailing and I derailing.

756
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 4: No, this is your only uplifting.

757
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 3: It's perfect, ma'am. Wait, ma'am.

758
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 4: And I loved you in life in Bess Oh, thank you?

759
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 3: Was life in bath Amy Schumer, thank you?

760
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 1: I loved you in Abbot Elementary A.

761
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 3: Maintenance. I mean that was the first I ever saw you,

762
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 3: was in high maintenance. Oh my god. I was like,

763
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,839
Speaker 3: this should be the show. You're so great.

764
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it.

765
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 2: I love to see like, look, I love to see

766
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,320
Speaker 2: anyone thick on TV.

767
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 4: More and more and more and more and more and

768
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,280
Speaker 4: more and more. It's so important. Is everything?

769
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 2: Is it a red flag? If my thirty five year

770
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 2: old boyfriend has nothing underlined, nothing on the walls of

771
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 2: his apartment that he owns, red flag?

772
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely not.

773
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 2: I have so many things to say about this, so

774
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 2: many things to say about this.

775
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 3: I don't think so.

776
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 1: I don't think it's I did the show tonight to

777
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 1: get some furniture from Michelle.

778
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 3: That's what I more a wall.

779
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: Applicate on a wayfair price. So what you need some

780
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: jokes for you?

781
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 2: I will say, sometimes someone needs someone else in their

782
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 2: life to like help them with their style, so they

783
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 2: just don't know how to make a decision, so they

784
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 2: just don't put anything up. So maybe he just needs you.

785
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 2: Maybe he's also a psychopath. It's hard to have. It's

786
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 2: hard to have like a bosque yacht when it's a

787
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:07,240
Speaker 2: kill room.

788
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do feel like maybe this person is a

789
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 1: bank robber, you know what I'm saying. Like they cannot

790
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: like they do not make any connections that they cannot

791
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 1: leave in thirty seconds if they feel the heat around

792
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: the corner, that kind of thing, and that is a

793
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: turn on. But I think you're in a toxic relationship

794
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: and you need to get.

795
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 3: Out, all right.

796
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: Do you do you have any tips for dating a

797
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,399
Speaker 1: Haitian man?

798
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 4: Oh? Fuck?

799
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 3: Whoa whoa suck passee like learn French clization?

800
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 4: Okay, are you so you're dating you want to do? Oh? Okay?

801
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 2: So is it a white girl. There is a scribble

802
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 2: dating a Haitian man is okay, I know, I feel.

803
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 4: Like that's my mom.

804
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 2: It's fun, you have to but also it picture the

805
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 2: Cosby Show without the rape, and you know, it's always

806
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 2: like a well to do family. Education is important, having manners,

807
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 2: coming to the house with something, having something more to

808
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 2: give than being a pretty face. That's what Haitian families

809
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 2: are about. And like, just know that the Haitian mom's

810
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 2: always gonna be talking about you. Oh all right, not

811
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 2: so much funny, but definitely true.

812
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 4: What's the question you have?

813
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: Okay, this one says? This one, yeah, says I got

814
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: a new apartment. I don't have a bed. Where do

815
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 1: I sleep? Is this the man that was dating the

816
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 1: woman is suspicious? I think this is like that song

817
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 1: if you like pinicoladas.

818
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 3: What we both like?

819
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,399
Speaker 4: Sorry, I didn't get the question. I was taking a sip.

820
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:10,320
Speaker 3: All right, get a bed. Jesus Christ, how long before.

821
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: You got a bed? I got Mon's right when I

822
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: moved in, So I like I moved in my other

823
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 1: two apartments ago. Yeah, I didn't have a bed. I

824
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,399
Speaker 1: had an air mattress. But oh I had the air

825
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: mattress for guests because I had a guest room. Oh

826
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 1: and I just bought a bed and you know, it

827
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: took as long as it took my Amazon to get

828
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: it to me. Absolutely, you have a bed frame. I

829
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 1: do have a bed frame. I did it well. I

830
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: didn't it that.

831
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 4: You can get an air mattress that has a headboard.

832
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 1: That's pretty great, Larry, how do you feel about what's

833
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 1: what's your bed situation?

834
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 3: You have a casper?

835
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, actually okay, So I'm not quite thirty five,

836
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: like the caller from the message.

837
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't.

838
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: Know what medium my man am I on the podcast?

839
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 3: I have the radio? Am I streaming? I don't know

840
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,760
Speaker 3: what I'm doing? Okay.

841
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: So I moved into Bedsty last July. Yeah, my first apartment.

842
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:08,360
Speaker 1: I'm there all alone. And so I've been very busy.

843
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: You know. I shot Search Party season five, then we

844
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: did Life from Beth. We did have it till I've

845
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: been working, working, working, working, working, and I had nothing

846
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: on my walls. I didn't ask the question. The call

847
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 1: was coming from inside the house. Holy sit But I

848
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 1: leaned into teamwork. I called some Girlinas Girlinas is like

849
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: a girl or a home girl in your life. Yeah,

850
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: so I called one of the Girlina's and she really

851
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 1: she got in there, rugs lamps. I didn't have the

852
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: mental capacity to like buy spo. I was like, how

853
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: many would I need? I was like, am I getting

854
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,720
Speaker 1: one for me? I'm getting five for y'all?

855
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 3: Who was y'all? It's very existential when.

856
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: You're alone for one You're like, okay, I got eight

857
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:03,399
Speaker 1: pounds of brisket, honey. It's a good number, right, Whatever

858
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: is in a set? I think usually a set comes about.

859
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 4: What's the next question?

860
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 1: At what point do you realize a pet is your child,

861
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: maybe the only child you'll ever have.

862
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,720
Speaker 4: I love that for you. That's okay.

863
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 2: You don't have to have a child to feel like

864
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: a parent, a mom or den just taking care of

865
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 2: like not only just a pet, but people in your life, yourself.

866
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 4: This is what I want a.

867
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:31,799
Speaker 3: Baby, though, I know, I know. I started to tip

868
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:39,359
Speaker 3: you have this question again. I'm not getting aw the questions, bucket. No,

869
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 3: I was.

870
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 1: I was hanging out name dropped with Emily Ratchakowski last

871
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 1: night and she's a she's a young mother around my age,

872
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I get it, Like my wound wants

873
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: it it's like I have I have three bedrooms. There's

874
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: now rugs and picture frames like I'm ned a fucking baby.

875
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 4: Or just spoons and a dinner, a party and being

876
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 4: a parent.

877
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: What do you look forward to the most, if you

878
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 1: want to, I like being papa.

879
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 3: I like you know.

880
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: It's like it's Saturday, We're going to the theater.

881
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 3: We're doing what I want.

882
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, thank you.

883
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 3: That's too sounded like a male voice. You can be

884
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 3: my daddy.

885
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, this one seems a little hectic. It's like I

886
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 1: just quit my job. Exclamation point? What should I do next?

887
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 1: Five question marks like an entaro bang, Like.

888
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 4: Maybe don't do anything, Maybe just like fucking sit for

889
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 4: a minute.

890
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 3: How about that?

891
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 2: How about we just went through a very crazy fucking

892
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 2: time between Trump and quarantine, and you don't have to

893
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 2: do something right now.

894
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 4: All you have to do is be you in a fucking.

895
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: Room unless you need to pay the rent.

896
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 4: Did I give you a question?

897
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: Oh?

898
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 3: A question.

899
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: I've been dating someone for two months and he just

900
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 1: met my friends. At what point in dating can we

901
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: start going wrong?

902
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 5: Who?

903
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 3: Whoa whoa whoa? Wait?

904
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: I was walking through the maze of this question, not

905
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: knowing where.

906
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 4: We were ending up and I leave in okay, and.

907
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: The entire three mean all that raw, honey, good little

908
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: monologue too. I just don't know why meeting the friends

909
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 1: is important, like.

910
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,800
Speaker 4: That part being serious, it's getting serious.

911
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 3: But I would take off the gun. But I haven't

912
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 3: met your friends yet.

913
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 1: There you can look at them and yeah, oh my god,

914
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: those there must be some really important friends.

915
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 3: Damn.

916
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,799
Speaker 1: At what point in dating? What what do you meet

917
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,240
Speaker 1: the friends? You answered your own question.

918
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 3: I will say this.

919
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:34,919
Speaker 2: I hope you have healthcare because you know it. Ship

920
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 2: is expensive. If something goes down, go get tested together,

921
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 2: make it a day date, and then be open minded

922
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 2: in case something comes back.

923
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 3: Prep does not protect against other.

924
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,359
Speaker 2: Day just saying be open minded if shit comes back,

925
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 2: because it feels like you like this person and it

926
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 2: might be getting a little serious and you're probably not

927
00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:58,760
Speaker 2: used to serious.

928
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,479
Speaker 4: And that's good. It's good.

929
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 2: It's adulting, it's next level, it's responsible. But go get

930
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 2: tested and then, like you know, if it all comes back,

931
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 2: then just sit and spin on it.

932
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, don't worry about the test of your friends.

933
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: Worry about like that.

934
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it's about the friends. I think

935
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 2: it was just like this is like next level. Yeah,

936
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 2: like you know, we got enough spoons for each other.

937
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: The way you asked this question makes me think you

938
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: should wrap it up energetically from the storytelling you this

939
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,280
Speaker 1: little piece of pap prightnank.

940
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 3: I don't think you have the judgment.

941
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 1: Honey, you seem distracted.

942
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:41,720
Speaker 3: Carefree and a writer. You're an artist.

943
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: You can't afford it, honey, we are not kind of dully.

944
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 3: Joe will leave you when the street honey, scratch it.

945
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 1: Damn.

946
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:54,320
Speaker 3: Okay, this is a weird fucking question.

947
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: Sure, what would it take to make the Gowanas Canal

948
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: smell normal?

949
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,959
Speaker 4: I said, I been washing my puss, calm it down,

950
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 4: Just kidding. I call it the Holland Tunnel. I don't know.

951
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: There's actually there's actually an outflow duck that they never

952
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: opened that would divert the wind.

953
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 3: Woods. No, I like that. You know the answer.

954
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: Yes, the city doesn't have We just don't have the

955
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 1: political will.

956
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 4: To my god, when he gets old Corey Booker on us, I'm.

957
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 1: Like, my brother, what, oh my god, your city planning

958
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 1: head ass off the stage. Not city planning, honey, oh

959
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: my god, not city planning. Okay, I'm just trying to

960
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: be civic off that it's toxicity. I'll read it sick.

961
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 1: That's brackets, s I c I'll read it sick. Is

962
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: toxicity is a reason to cut off family? Oh yeah,

963
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: literacy also is a reason but a little auto correct.

964
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 1: So I know earlier at home I was like callers,

965
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 1: but these are all coming on little pieces of paper.

966
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: It's a good question. It's a good question. Is toxicity

967
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,280
Speaker 1: or reason to cut off family?

968
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 2: I say, yeah, you got to protect yourself. Just because

969
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 2: you're related doesn't mean that you're meant to be together. Yeah,

970
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 2: to protect yourself absolutely. Friends that like help you become

971
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 2: a better person. I call them chosen family, find your

972
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:44,359
Speaker 2: fucking village, be better people together, they can go fuck off.

973
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 3: Yes.

974
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: I also feel like mental health to people in our

975
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: families older generations is very which why are you sad?

976
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 3: Go get a job?

977
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: And we have like state of the art mental health

978
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: with its like different definitions and stuff, and so I

979
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: feel like we're just really developed in a way that

980
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 1: some of our family is.

981
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 2: Yes, And the thing is, like the whole point is,

982
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 2: you know, it's like a hotel room, right, your kids

983
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 2: like leave it better than how you found it.

984
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 3: Right.

985
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a terrible way to explain it. But yeah,

986
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 2: so you should only want us to be better, to

987
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 2: do better, to be stronger, and that doesn't come without communication.

988
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:30,240
Speaker 2: So it's not about airing dir dirty laundry. It's about

989
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 2: working through some shit. I don't even remember what the

990
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:33,919
Speaker 2: question was turn the house.

991
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: I thought the question, this question is kind of what

992
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 1: we call in the sava honey hush, honey hush.

993
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 3: You'll understand in a second.

994
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: My ex and I bought an apartment and split up

995
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:50,439
Speaker 1: the very next day.

996
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 3: Shit honey hush.

997
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:58,439
Speaker 1: After after signing, we never lived in the We never

998
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,720
Speaker 1: lived in the apartment together. Now we have to decide

999
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 1: whether to sell split this thing or what?

1000
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 3: Uh what do we do?

1001
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 4: What the fuck?

1002
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 3: I'm lost up?

1003
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 4: Who the fuck asked that question?

1004
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:17,280
Speaker 3: Yeah? Who is it? Who's split it? What would you do?

1005
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 4: You know what, though, you should have listened to your voice.

1006
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 2: Everybody that I know that's divorced, I said, did you

1007
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 2: know that they weren't the person at the wedding? And

1008
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 2: everybody says yes, I at the wedding, I knew they

1009
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,399
Speaker 2: were not the one for fucking me. So I feel

1010
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 2: like people get roped into what they should do because

1011
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,319
Speaker 2: they've been with someone for like six to eight years

1012
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 2: and they gotta like make a move. But better that

1013
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 2: your money is involved in your fucking emotions, Like I

1014
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 2: fucking sell that shit and move the fuck on. Sell

1015
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 2: that shit and plan to do something with that money,

1016
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,839
Speaker 2: even if it's an eat prey love trip, so you

1017
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 2: can like look forward to making something and making lemonade,

1018
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 2: something good out of the bad.

1019
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 4: That's what I say. Why the fuck you did that?

1020
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:57,720
Speaker 4: At least you can afford an apartment.

1021
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 3: It's true, don what would you do? What would you do?

1022
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: I would sell it. It's like a museum of fucking

1023
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: broken hearts or some ship. You don't need that apartment

1024
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: in your life. You need the money from the apartment,

1025
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. It's it's all about whether

1026
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: it was a co operat condo practicality, honestly, honestly though,

1027
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 1: you know, Conda, you get that rental cash.

1028
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, co Op, You're fucked, Larry,

1029
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 3: What do you do? Everyone was so practical.

1030
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: Everyone's like money, money, money, money, money, And I'm really

1031
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: hearing about the dissolution of a relationship after really big milestone.

1032
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 3: So you're treating the symptoms. I'm going to treat the wound.

1033
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: So what we have here are two people who need

1034
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 1: to go inside of.

1035
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 3: That house, lock that door and knock. I'm not until

1036
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 3: you find out why the fuck your son the least

1037
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 3: in the first place. Okay, Tony's try two the Summer

1038
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,399
Speaker 3: of Live. Clap your hands.

1039
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 4: If you believe in love.

1040
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 3: Fox did not.

1041
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 1: Merge with Disney, did not merge with Hulu for you

1042
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 1: not to.

1043
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 3: Believe in love. You aren't controlling the princess culture. You

1044
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 3: all believe in love. So we have Scarlet Johanns. No no, no, no,

1045
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 3: no no no.

1046
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 4: I love you so much.

1047
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,840
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I believe in love. I have princess syndrome.

1048
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: You go into your fucking castle, sleeping beauty, and you

1049
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 1: wait until that nigga kisses you.

1050
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:41,319
Speaker 3: Okay, don't work it.

1051
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 4: Out, yo, Disney. Plus, come check your boy. You got

1052
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 4: a story for wity.

1053
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 3: I gotta reboot for you, bitch, all right.

1054
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 2: So we ask our We always ask our guests what's

1055
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 2: the most adult thing you want to do for yourself?

1056
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 2: But because we didn't really get into your story, can

1057
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 2: you tell us what's the most adult thing you have

1058
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 2: done for yourself and then also want to do for

1059
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 2: yourself starting with like have don't we?

1060
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,319
Speaker 1: The most adult thing I've ever done is really it's

1061
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 1: second by second, just showing up for myself, you know,

1062
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 1: just really thank you.

1063
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I love that.

1064
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1065
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 1: I think patience is adult, you know. Yeah, they're like now, this, this, this,

1066
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 1: and then adulthood is about patients and I love accessing that,

1067
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: just really being in pastoral locations, breathing, realizing that about

1068
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:35,320
Speaker 1: myself that like wanting the city was like wanting hustle,

1069
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 1: and like maybe.

1070
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:37,880
Speaker 3: I want other things in my life.

1071
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 1: And so that's what I'll continue to do, is I'll

1072
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 1: carve out more space for natural things.

1073
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:50,760
Speaker 3: That is so o my god, folks.

1074
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like a walking tincture, Larry.

1075
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:56,280
Speaker 3: That's so sweet.

1076
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 2: And what's the most New York adult thing you want

1077
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:00,439
Speaker 2: to do for yourself this year?

1078
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, well New York, I like, I don't know,

1079
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's some fun stuff. I've been very

1080
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 1: very Manhattan century, very Manhattan focused. I really love back

1081
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: to my streamers, HBO, Max, the.

1082
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:16,879
Speaker 3: Purple app Maxinist.

1083
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 1: Does anyone we have conflict on stage and the maxinste

1084
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:24,319
Speaker 1: is honey, but yeah, no, so yeah, they have the

1085
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 1: Gilded Age and it's all about the Turn of the

1086
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 1: century in New York. And I love it because it's

1087
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,800
Speaker 1: given me back New York as a black man. Okay,

1088
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,400
Speaker 1: because inside twenty twenty I was like, oh my gosh,

1089
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 1: I'm under siege. I walk outside the slave cut, the

1090
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:40,760
Speaker 1: pigs are out. But then in Gilded Age black people

1091
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:43,799
Speaker 1: are free. They're walking around with their bustles. Honey, yes,

1092
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 1: you get into your carriage. And so I'm really accessing

1093
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: sort of like New York Gilded Age turn of.

1094
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 3: The century possibility.

1095
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so I really love I love that for you.

1096
00:56:54,000 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 7: Can I say something now, Okay? I love the Guild Middle.

1097
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 4: Please give it up for Larry.

1098
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 3: Oh God, Larry. Larry is a force measurer, is he not?

1099
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 2: I mean, there are very few people in this world

1100
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 2: that I would love to take a plus size ballerina

1101
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 2: class with. There are very few people in this world

1102
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 2: that I want to put on a flesh colored onesie

1103
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 2: and go audition for Alvin Ailey with.

1104
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 4: There are very few people.

1105
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 2: That I will take a whole bottle of fish oil

1106
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 2: just so I could cla clack clack my knees like

1107
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 2: I'm at a ball and pose and Larry would be one.

1108
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 3: Of those people.

1109
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 4: Yo, Josh is so hilarious. I really hope he has

1110
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 4: a lot of good.

1111
00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 2: Dates this year that definitely involve mock tales and really

1112
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 2: good conversation because he's worth it and so are you.

1113
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 3: Oh agreed, I agreed to all of it.

1114
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: And oh yes, and that listen, Michelle, I want you

1115
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 1: to stay really safe out in these streets please.

1116
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,480
Speaker 2: Of course always. I'm too cute to get hurt. No, no, no, no, no, no,

1117
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 2: you know.

1118
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 4: I bruise easy.

1119
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 2: I can't be like Jodie Sweeten now just hopping up

1120
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 2: and be like I'm good. I'm gonna just have to

1121
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 2: lay down there for a minute. So yeah, you know,

1122
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 2: this is very fun for me. This show has always

1123
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 2: been fun, but now it really is just like a

1124
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 2: light at the end of a tunnel. So yeah, thank

1125
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 2: you Bud for being a bud, and thank you everybody

1126
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 2: for listening. Now I need to go take my bra

1127
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 2: off ay bye. Like if Carol Burnett is gonna like

1128
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 2: pull her ear and be like I love you to

1129
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 2: her daughter and the audience at the end of her show.

1130
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 2: My sign off is like, I gotta go and take

1131
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 2: my bra off. Mmmmm, he's sits so heavy.

1132
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 3: And then Hazel will say I'm loved.

1133
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production and your producer

1134
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 2: is Natalie Wrinn.

1135
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Speaker 3: Senior Managing producer is Hannah Kyle Kreichton.

1136
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 2: This episode was sound designed and mixed by Andrew Eapen.

1137
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 3: And engineered by Ryobam.

1138
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 4: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

1139
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 3: Our theme song in live show DJing is by DJ Donwell.

1140
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 4: Photography by Chris Spender, most.

1141
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 3: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

1142
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 2: Executive produced by Karen Kilgarriff, Georgia Harstark and Danielle Kramer.

1143
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

1144
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:27,680
Speaker 2: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

1145
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 7: Mm hmm