Speaker 1: It's Brock and Jeffrey in the morning. Welcome to the
Speaker 1: second Date Update.
Speaker 2: I could still be asleep right now, but you know.
Speaker 1: It is the weekend, and on the weekends we just
Speaker 1: give you a little treat. Okay, sit back for a
Speaker 1: little drama, a little fun, maybe some laughter. It's all
Speaker 1: part of your second date update starting right now.
Speaker 3: Second Date Update Date. You know, normally, whenever we have
Speaker 3: listeners on this segment, we have them start at the
Speaker 3: beginning of their date and tell us the full story.
Speaker 1: It's usually how stories work.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey, Well, today we might need to start at the end. Oh,
Speaker 3: because our listener Julian thinks the reason he might not
Speaker 3: be getting a call back is because of his text
Speaker 3: game after they met up or lack of text game.
Speaker 3: I don't know. We need to bring Julian on to
Speaker 3: figure out what's happening.
Speaker 2: Julian.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show man.
Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on? How you guys doing.
Speaker 1: It's like, if your game is that bad, how'd you
Speaker 1: get a date in the first place? I mean, do
Speaker 1: you have to have someone good text game to even
Speaker 1: secure the first date?
Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome to the show, Julian. We're gonna get berated,
Speaker 3: hear anything about what you texted.
Speaker 1: I'm telling him that, like, it can't be as bad
Speaker 1: as he thinks.
Speaker 2: What's different with your pre risen your program?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 4: Well, I went out with Tests?
Speaker 1: Tests? Is that what you said? Her name was?
Speaker 4: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, we don't. Brooke and Jose and Alexis they don't
Speaker 3: know anything about the date or the woman that you
Speaker 3: went out with.
Speaker 4: Got me terrified. No, you're good.
Speaker 1: I've been there when I've doubted myself.
Speaker 3: Okay, I thought you were Jose. So her name was Tests?
Speaker 3: And what happened after your date?
Speaker 4: I don't know how you guys feel about this, but
Speaker 4: after our date was over, I sent her for text
Speaker 4: for text okay, yeah, and she didn't respond to any
Speaker 4: of them.
Speaker 1: Maybe did you text like my best friend does when
Speaker 1: she goes like hi, next text? What?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's one sentence.
Speaker 4: Listen, it was across like six days.
Speaker 3: We're assuming it was that night.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's bad.
Speaker 2: What does she say back?
Speaker 3: Well, that is what he was saying.
Speaker 4: You know, I'd reach out, I get no answer, I'd
Speaker 4: wait a day, and I'd take in again. Okay, do
Speaker 4: you know?
Speaker 1: Okay, why are you blaming yourself for a bad text game.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Like I told my guy friends and
Speaker 4: they were all like, dude, you're spamming her.
Speaker 2: Spamming, I mean, is worse, but you're not getting a
Speaker 2: response back.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're just not giving up. And I
Speaker 1: don't think that that's necessarily a bad day.
Speaker 2: But if a girl wants you to give up that.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be on his side, she maybe.
Speaker 2: Like take the hint, and you're like putting yourself out.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about it?
Speaker 4: Well, honestly, I'm not spamming her. It's like these are
Speaker 4: all like day apart or two two days pertext would
Speaker 4: be all.
Speaker 3: Your guy friends disagree, right.
Speaker 4: They were like, no, it comes off desperate because it
Speaker 4: basically tells her that I have nothing else going on
Speaker 4: in my life.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you free? Are you free?
Speaker 3: And do they have a point? Do you have nothing
Speaker 3: else going on in your life?
Speaker 4: Be honest, No, they have a point. I don't think
Speaker 4: it's bad, like showing that I like her and want
Speaker 4: to talk to her.
Speaker 1: Okay, well what did you like about her on the date?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's talk about the actual date, Like, what did
Speaker 3: you guys do and get into that story.
Speaker 4: We met online, and you know, we met a little
Speaker 4: Mexican restaurant and it looked so good. So, you know,
Speaker 4: I told the hostess that it was our anniversary.
Speaker 1: Whoa, wait, what her birthday or something?
Speaker 4: You know, technically it's our anniversary of our first date.
Speaker 1: Well travel this feels like so much so.
Speaker 3: I would be zero the anniversary.
Speaker 1: I would be running for the door. I'd be so
Speaker 1: freaked out already, know you would, as long.
Speaker 3: As there's free dessert.
Speaker 1: Well, it's that fried ice cream. I do love that.
Speaker 2: The kids it's their birthday. So technically he's right like there.
Speaker 3: And we're all judging about it. What did tests think?
Speaker 4: Well, you know, when the dessert, you know, it was
Speaker 4: nice flond, which is pretty cool. The waiter kind of
Speaker 4: mentioned it, but it didn't become an issue.
Speaker 2: Okay, they didn't come out like maybe.
Speaker 3: They thought that you guys were just a really cute
Speaker 3: special couple and that's what she thought.
Speaker 1: Wait, so she didn't hear you tell them that it
Speaker 1: was your anniversary.
Speaker 3: Oh no, all right, that doesn't sound too bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she might have thought that they've given to us
Speaker 4: by mistake.
Speaker 3: She doesn't know, So how did the date end.
Speaker 4: Well, since she opened there, offered the driver back home.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Right after we leave the restaurant, she's like, OMG, is
Speaker 4: that a Ross dressed to less? I love that store.
Speaker 1: She loves a lady who loves a bargains go wrong there.
Speaker 1: So what do you say, girl, I'll buy you anything
Speaker 1: in Ross. What do you what do you want?
Speaker 4: Well, she's like, oh, let's go in. They have the
Speaker 4: best deals. It was kind of weird.
Speaker 2: He she wants to hang out.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I was a little confused, honestly, but it was
Speaker 4: fine because I went in and got a jacket.
Speaker 1: So that's cute. Did she like the way you looked
Speaker 1: in it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? She said it was neat.
Speaker 3: That's what Brook says to her son. Yeah, got on.
Speaker 1: There after he draws like a poop picture. That's all right,
Speaker 1: a compliment.
Speaker 3: And then you drove her home.
Speaker 4: Actually, she kind of decided to get an uber instead
Speaker 4: of me driving her home.
Speaker 1: Huh, why do you think that is?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe she didn't go somewhere else before
Speaker 4: she went home.
Speaker 2: I don't know, like a shift and vibe at Ross.
Speaker 1: If something happened, was the neat jacket too neat?
Speaker 3: And the same jazz, or there's a TJ Max right
Speaker 3: next door and she's like, oh, I gotta get my
Speaker 3: maxiniese stick.
Speaker 4: Yeah with Alexis, I wish I knew.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, we got some stuff to work with your friends.
Speaker 3: Think you might be spamming her too much with those
Speaker 3: four consecutive texts without any response.
Speaker 1: Or she found home Goods down the street those stores
Speaker 1: you just know is so good, she could be in
Speaker 1: the candle section.
Speaker 2: Brothers.
Speaker 3: Maybe she's up Michael's Arts and Crafts. We don't know.
Speaker 3: Let's call tests and see what she has to say
Speaker 3: about the date, and then we'll try and get your
Speaker 3: second date update right after this. Hold on second date
Speaker 3: update if you're just joining us, we're on the phone
Speaker 3: with Julian, whose first date had more red flags than
Speaker 3: China's annual military parade.
Speaker 1: That seems extreme.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm kidding. But there were a few odd
Speaker 3: moments from the night. He stretched the truth to the
Speaker 3: restaurant hostess, saying it was their anniversary, but he.
Speaker 1: Didn't say it in front of her, which is good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they took a detour at one point to Ross
Speaker 3: Dress for Less Love, which wasn't His idea was his
Speaker 3: date Tessa's plan.
Speaker 1: He got a cute jacket out of the deal.
Speaker 3: But the weirdest part was he offered her a ride
Speaker 3: home and she said yes, but then later changed her
Speaker 3: mind and was like, you know what, I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: uber myself back. Never mind, you're not.
Speaker 1: Going to bring up the fact that she said his
Speaker 1: jacket looked neat.
Speaker 2: For some reason.
Speaker 3: On top of all that, his buddies say he's playing
Speaker 3: the after the date game the wrong way by sending
Speaker 3: four consecutive texts with no response, even though it was
Speaker 3: across multiple days.
Speaker 1: Who is on this poor man's side right now?
Speaker 3: Are any of these the reason that Tessa's ghosting? We
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: Let's hope it's only one of them.
Speaker 2: Reason.
Speaker 3: Sorry to recap your date like that, Julian, but do
Speaker 3: you feel like it was pretty accurate?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he says.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, that's where you're at.
Speaker 2: Anything you can take out of this what not to do.
Speaker 2: If everyone says don't do this and then she confirms it,
Speaker 2: you're doing too much.
Speaker 1: Maybe you'll find out that it's none of that and
Speaker 1: they're all wrong. You were right, She's just been busy,
Speaker 1: that's all there.
Speaker 4: You go, right, life, happens, very true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's positive.
Speaker 4: Jack.
Speaker 3: I'm sure we're not going to learn about a whole
Speaker 3: bunch of other red flags that came up we didn't
Speaker 3: even talk about. But let's let's just call Naked.
Speaker 2: Jacket.
Speaker 3: Okay. Let's call Test though and just see if she
Speaker 3: picks up and has anything to tell us.
Speaker 4: Extra.
Speaker 3: Here we go. Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak with Tests.
Speaker 4: This is her?
Speaker 5: Who is it?
Speaker 1: It does?
Speaker 3: I almost did something, but I was like, Wow, that's
Speaker 3: my very aroused co host.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I'm excited to talk to Tess.
Speaker 3: Okay, sounds like they are a morning show. We're called
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 6: We're on the radio, okay, and you're calling me.
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 3: Great question because one of our listeners asked us to
Speaker 3: reach out to you after you two went out on
Speaker 3: a little bit of a romantic rendezvous at a Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a cute day.
Speaker 3: Is a guy named Julian.
Speaker 4: And he called you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said that he's texted you like four times
Speaker 1: and you haven't in him back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I'm pretty sure he knows what happened.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, it's so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Actually, he doesn't.
Speaker 1: Did you say something's embarrassing?
Speaker 3: Embarrassing for him or embarrassing for you, Probably more embarrassing
Speaker 3: for me, and I just want to forget about it.
Speaker 3: So well, okay, look, we are totally understanding if something
Speaker 3: didn't go the way you wanted it to go or
Speaker 3: something weird happened. But we're just trying to help out
Speaker 3: Julian because he's totally confused. Yeah, and he mentioned to
Speaker 3: us about the Mexican restaurant and going to Ross and it.
Speaker 1: Sounded fun, but then you change your mind about getting
Speaker 1: to ride home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're just trying to help him get some clarity.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you I don't understand, Like, it's pretty bad.
Speaker 5: I don't. I don't really want to talk about it,
Speaker 5: especially on the radio.
Speaker 2: We can't see your face, really know one of your names.
Speaker 1: We love embarrassing stories. I mean, honestly, it makes me
Speaker 1: feel better about my whole life.
Speaker 3: Come on, and we're really I mean, you got to
Speaker 3: think about Julian too, who's just sitting at home totally confused.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can tell you an embarrassing story.
Speaker 3: We're just trying to help relay the message over to him.
Speaker 3: If like, make sure that he didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 6: I mean he he didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 1: Okay, so wait, what happened? Did it happen at the
Speaker 1: Mexican restaurant? Like? Where did things go bad?
Speaker 5: It started at the Mexican restaurant and then just kind
Speaker 5: of continued from there.
Speaker 3: A few details.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I ordered some spicy enchiladas for dinner because
Speaker 5: I love Mexican food, and they just kind of hit different,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had to give myself to the.
Speaker 5: Bathroom twice during dinner.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, okay, well I'll tell you that did
Speaker 3: not come up in the recap from Julian.
Speaker 1: He did not notice at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't say anything.
Speaker 5: I'm glad that he didn't notice.
Speaker 6: And then, you know, when we were getting the.
Speaker 5: Check and he offered to take me home, they kind
Speaker 5: of just hit again. But I didn't want to go
Speaker 5: to the bathroom because they didn't want him to to know.
Speaker 1: And he'd already gone once or twice.
Speaker 5: I was like, it's fine, I'm going to power through
Speaker 5: and then to get home. I'll take care of things.
Speaker 5: It'll be fine. And then we get outside and my
Speaker 5: body betrayed me rather violently.
Speaker 6: Oh girl ruined my shorts right there.
Speaker 4: On the Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 4: wait what.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's like the Bridesmaids.
Speaker 4: God.
Speaker 1: Before the more after the car, they just get in
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 3: Sorry. I don't know if you heard that test, but Julian, uh,
Speaker 3: Julian heard that.
Speaker 6: Julian's on the phone almost on the car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's been listening to this conversation.
Speaker 1: Sorry. We had an embarrass idea that it was going
Speaker 1: to be embarrassing like that. We thought he did something
Speaker 1: wrong buriously, like.
Speaker 6: How is this managing to get even more embarrassing?
Speaker 1: It is not your fault, it is that Angelota's fault.
Speaker 3: Julian oh Man, Julian talk to tests.
Speaker 4: I had no idea at all, Like I had no clue.
Speaker 1: Impressive test.
Speaker 5: Well, luckily, I guess I had that going for me.
Speaker 5: But I just I panicked, okay, and that's when I thought,
Speaker 5: how can I fix this? And then I saw the
Speaker 5: ross next door, and I was like, this is perfect.
Speaker 5: We're gonna go in there and I can find myself
Speaker 5: to do shorts.
Speaker 3: And yeah, that's why you wanted to go into raws.
Speaker 1: And you just make sure that he walks in front
Speaker 1: of you at all time.
Speaker 5: I did manage to find a pair of shorts that
Speaker 5: looked really close to the ones that I was wearing,
Speaker 5: but you know, I kind of wanted to throw you
Speaker 5: off the fence, so I also was looking at the sweaters.
Speaker 1: Well, you need something to maybe tie around your waist.
Speaker 1: That's a classic trick.
Speaker 6: Gosh.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I managed to get those two things.
Speaker 6: I took him up to the cashier, and then I
Speaker 6: had this plan in my head that was probably pretty
Speaker 6: ill conceived. You know, do a quick change, like behind
Speaker 6: his car or a dumpster or I don't know what, rothroom.
Speaker 1: Just use it changing room ross. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I thought it would be too conspicuous, but.
Speaker 5: It didn't work out in my favor, and I panicked
Speaker 5: and I just called the uber.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you didn't want to get in the car
Speaker 3: with him, because okay, not this all makes it?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Julian, does this connect some of the dots for you?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 4: That makes sense? Why she called my jacket neat like
Speaker 4: her mind wasn't even present.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely a jacket.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, Julian, you can forgive her for that mistake, right,
Speaker 3: or is that a deal breaker for you.
Speaker 4: Honestly, Tests, we're all human. Things happen. I would love
Speaker 4: to hang out with you again. This time we can
Speaker 4: go skating or bowling, so you can see how you know,
Speaker 4: non athletic I am, and that could be embarrassing for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's willing to embarrass himself to even the plane
Speaker 1: at a bowling alley.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's a hot tis, But we would like to
Speaker 3: offer to send you out with Julian one more time, Test,
Speaker 3: and we would pay for that date. If you're open
Speaker 3: to that.
Speaker 1: You could turn this horrible experience into like actually kind
Speaker 1: of a meet cute mile.
Speaker 3: It could be your second anniversary.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, she.
Speaker 1: Doesn't know anything about that.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, we'll just ignore what I said then, and
Speaker 3: it'll be a sweet second date if you're willing to
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 4: Test.
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, I mean, Julian, you're incredibly sweet.
Speaker 6: I just honestly don't think I could ever face you.
Speaker 1: It was to him, think of what you've already shown him.
Speaker 1: There's only there's only up from here.
Speaker 5: At Tests, I honestly can say I never thought someone
Speaker 5: telling me.
Speaker 6: That pooping my pants was an okay, thing would be romantic.
Speaker 3: What you guys are eighty years old already. Yeah, let's
Speaker 3: toss in a pair of depends. So wait, is that
Speaker 3: a yes test? Yeah, Sporo, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.