WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Ross Mess For Less

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<v Speaker 1>It's Brock and Jeffrey in the morning. Welcome to the

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<v Speaker 1>second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 2>I could still be asleep right now, but you know.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the weekend, and on the weekends we just

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<v Speaker 1>give you a little treat. Okay, sit back for a

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<v Speaker 1>little drama, a little fun, maybe some laughter. It's all

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<v Speaker 1>part of your second date update starting right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Second Date Update Date. You know, normally, whenever we have

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<v Speaker 3>listeners on this segment, we have them start at the

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<v Speaker 3>beginning of their date and tell us the full story.

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<v Speaker 1>It's usually how stories work.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeffrey, Well, today we might need to start at the end. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>because our listener Julian thinks the reason he might not

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<v Speaker 3>be getting a call back is because of his text

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<v Speaker 3>game after they met up or lack of text game.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. We need to bring Julian on to

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<v Speaker 3>figure out what's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Julian.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to the show man.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, what's going on? How you guys doing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, if your game is that bad, how'd you

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<v Speaker 1>get a date in the first place? I mean, do

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<v Speaker 1>you have to have someone good text game to even

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<v Speaker 1>secure the first date?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, welcome to the show, Julian. We're gonna get berated,

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<v Speaker 3>hear anything about what you texted.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling him that, like, it can't be as bad

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<v Speaker 1>as he thinks.

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<v Speaker 2>What's different with your pre risen your program?

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<v Speaker 3>What happened?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I went out with Tests?

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<v Speaker 1>Tests? Is that what you said? Her name was?

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<v Speaker 4>Right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, we don't. Brooke and Jose and Alexis they don't

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<v Speaker 3>know anything about the date or the woman that you

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<v Speaker 3>went out with.

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<v Speaker 4>Got me terrified. No, you're good.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been there when I've doubted myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I thought you were Jose. So her name was Tests?

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<v Speaker 3>And what happened after your date?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how you guys feel about this, but

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<v Speaker 4>after our date was over, I sent her for text

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<v Speaker 4>for text okay, yeah, and she didn't respond to any

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<v Speaker 4>of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe did you text like my best friend does when

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<v Speaker 1>she goes like hi, next text? What?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but it's one sentence.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, it was across like six days.

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<v Speaker 3>We're assuming it was that night.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's bad.

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<v Speaker 2>What does she say back?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that is what he was saying.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I'd reach out, I get no answer, I'd

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<v Speaker 4>wait a day, and I'd take in again. Okay, do

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<v Speaker 4>you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, why are you blaming yourself for a bad text game.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. Like I told my guy friends and

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<v Speaker 4>they were all like, dude, you're spamming her.

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<v Speaker 2>Spamming, I mean, is worse, but you're not getting a

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<v Speaker 2>response back.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you're just not giving up. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that that's necessarily a bad day.

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<v Speaker 2>But if a girl wants you to give up that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to be on his side, she maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>Like take the hint, and you're like putting yourself out.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you feel about it?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, honestly, I'm not spamming her. It's like these are

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<v Speaker 4>all like day apart or two two days pertext would

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<v Speaker 4>be all.

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<v Speaker 3>Your guy friends disagree, right.

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<v Speaker 4>They were like, no, it comes off desperate because it

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<v Speaker 4>basically tells her that I have nothing else going on

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<v Speaker 4>in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, are you free? Are you free?

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<v Speaker 3>And do they have a point? Do you have nothing

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<v Speaker 3>else going on in your life?

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<v Speaker 4>Be honest, No, they have a point. I don't think

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<v Speaker 4>it's bad, like showing that I like her and want

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<v Speaker 4>to talk to her.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well what did you like about her on the date?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's talk about the actual date, Like, what did

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<v Speaker 3>you guys do and get into that story.

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<v Speaker 4>We met online, and you know, we met a little

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<v Speaker 4>Mexican restaurant and it looked so good. So, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I told the hostess that it was our anniversary.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa, wait, what her birthday or something?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, technically it's our anniversary of our first date.

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<v Speaker 1>Well travel this feels like so much so.

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<v Speaker 3>I would be zero the anniversary.

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<v Speaker 1>I would be running for the door. I'd be so

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<v Speaker 1>freaked out already, know you would, as long.

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<v Speaker 3>As there's free dessert.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's that fried ice cream. I do love that.

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<v Speaker 2>The kids it's their birthday. So technically he's right like there.

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<v Speaker 3>And we're all judging about it. What did tests think?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, when the dessert, you know, it was

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<v Speaker 4>nice flond, which is pretty cool. The waiter kind of

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<v Speaker 4>mentioned it, but it didn't become an issue.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, they didn't come out like maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>They thought that you guys were just a really cute

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<v Speaker 3>special couple and that's what she thought.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, so she didn't hear you tell them that it

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<v Speaker 1>was your anniversary.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, all right, that doesn't sound too bad.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she might have thought that they've given to us

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<v Speaker 4>by mistake.

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<v Speaker 3>She doesn't know, So how did the date end.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, since she opened there, offered the driver back home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Right after we leave the restaurant, she's like, OMG, is

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<v Speaker 4>that a Ross dressed to less? I love that store.

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<v Speaker 1>She loves a lady who loves a bargains go wrong there.

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you say, girl, I'll buy you anything

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<v Speaker 1>in Ross. What do you what do you want?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, she's like, oh, let's go in. They have the

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<v Speaker 4>best deals. It was kind of weird.

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<v Speaker 2>He she wants to hang out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. I was a little confused, honestly, but it was

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<v Speaker 4>fine because I went in and got a jacket.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's cute. Did she like the way you looked

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<v Speaker 1>in it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? She said it was neat.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what Brook says to her son. Yeah, got on.

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<v Speaker 1>There after he draws like a poop picture. That's all right,

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<v Speaker 1>a compliment.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you drove her home.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, she kind of decided to get an uber instead

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<v Speaker 4>of me driving her home.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh, why do you think that is?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. Maybe she didn't go somewhere else before

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<v Speaker 4>she went home.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, like a shift and vibe at Ross.

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<v Speaker 1>If something happened, was the neat jacket too neat?

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<v Speaker 3>And the same jazz, or there's a TJ Max right

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<v Speaker 3>next door and she's like, oh, I gotta get my

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<v Speaker 3>maxiniese stick.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah with Alexis, I wish I knew.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, we got some stuff to work with your friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Think you might be spamming her too much with those

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<v Speaker 3>four consecutive texts without any response.

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<v Speaker 1>Or she found home Goods down the street those stores

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<v Speaker 1>you just know is so good, she could be in

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<v Speaker 1>the candle section.

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<v Speaker 2>Brothers.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe she's up Michael's Arts and Crafts. We don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's call tests and see what she has to say

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<v Speaker 3>about the date, and then we'll try and get your

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<v Speaker 3>second date update right after this. Hold on second date

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<v Speaker 3>update if you're just joining us, we're on the phone

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<v Speaker 3>with Julian, whose first date had more red flags than

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<v Speaker 3>China's annual military parade.

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<v Speaker 1>That seems extreme.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just I'm kidding. But there were a few odd

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<v Speaker 3>moments from the night. He stretched the truth to the

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<v Speaker 3>restaurant hostess, saying it was their anniversary, but he.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't say it in front of her, which is good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they took a detour at one point to Ross

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<v Speaker 3>Dress for Less Love, which wasn't His idea was his

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<v Speaker 3>date Tessa's plan.

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<v Speaker 1>He got a cute jacket out of the deal.

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<v Speaker 3>But the weirdest part was he offered her a ride

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<v Speaker 3>home and she said yes, but then later changed her

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<v Speaker 3>mind and was like, you know what, I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 3>uber myself back. Never mind, you're not.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to bring up the fact that she said his

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<v Speaker 1>jacket looked neat.

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<v Speaker 2>For some reason.

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<v Speaker 3>On top of all that, his buddies say he's playing

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<v Speaker 3>the after the date game the wrong way by sending

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<v Speaker 3>four consecutive texts with no response, even though it was

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<v Speaker 3>across multiple days.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is on this poor man's side right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Are any of these the reason that Tessa's ghosting? We

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<v Speaker 3>don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's hope it's only one of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Reason.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry to recap your date like that, Julian, but do

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<v Speaker 3>you feel like it was pretty accurate?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he says.

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<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately, that's where you're at.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything you can take out of this what not to do.

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<v Speaker 2>If everyone says don't do this and then she confirms it,

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<v Speaker 2>you're doing too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you'll find out that it's none of that and

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<v Speaker 1>they're all wrong. You were right, She's just been busy,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all there.

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<v Speaker 4>You go, right, life, happens, very true.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's positive.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure we're not going to learn about a whole

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of other red flags that came up we didn't

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<v Speaker 3>even talk about. But let's let's just call Naked.

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<v Speaker 2>Jacket.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. Let's call Test though and just see if she

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<v Speaker 3>picks up and has anything to tell us.

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<v Speaker 4>Extra.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go. Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak with Tests.

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<v Speaker 4>This is her?

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<v Speaker 5>Who is it?

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<v Speaker 1>It does?

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<v Speaker 3>I almost did something, but I was like, Wow, that's

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<v Speaker 3>my very aroused co host.

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<v Speaker 1>For some reason, I'm excited to talk to Tess.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, sounds like they are a morning show. We're called

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<v Speaker 3>Brooke and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 6>We're on the radio, okay, and you're calling me.

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<v Speaker 4>Why?

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<v Speaker 3>Great question because one of our listeners asked us to

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<v Speaker 3>reach out to you after you two went out on

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit of a romantic rendezvous at a Mexican restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like a cute day.

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<v Speaker 3>Is a guy named Julian.

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<v Speaker 4>And he called you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he said that he's texted you like four times

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<v Speaker 1>and you haven't in him back.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, because I'm pretty sure he knows what happened.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my gosh, it's so embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, he doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say something's embarrassing?

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<v Speaker 3>Embarrassing for him or embarrassing for you, Probably more embarrassing

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<v Speaker 3>for me, and I just want to forget about it.

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<v Speaker 3>So well, okay, look, we are totally understanding if something

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<v Speaker 3>didn't go the way you wanted it to go or

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<v Speaker 3>something weird happened. But we're just trying to help out

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<v Speaker 3>Julian because he's totally confused. Yeah, and he mentioned to

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<v Speaker 3>us about the Mexican restaurant and going to Ross and it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounded fun, but then you change your mind about getting

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<v Speaker 1>to ride home.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so we're just trying to help him get some clarity.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but you I don't understand, Like, it's pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't. I don't really want to talk about it,

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<v Speaker 5>especially on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't see your face, really know one of your names.

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<v Speaker 1>We love embarrassing stories. I mean, honestly, it makes me

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<v Speaker 1>feel better about my whole life.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, and we're really I mean, you got to

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<v Speaker 3>think about Julian too, who's just sitting at home totally confused.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we can tell you an embarrassing story.

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<v Speaker 3>We're just trying to help relay the message over to him.

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<v Speaker 3>If like, make sure that he didn't do anything wrong.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean he he didn't do anything wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so wait, what happened? Did it happen at the

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<v Speaker 1>Mexican restaurant? Like? Where did things go bad?

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<v Speaker 5>It started at the Mexican restaurant and then just kind

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<v Speaker 5>of continued from there.

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<v Speaker 3>A few details.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so I ordered some spicy enchiladas for dinner because

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<v Speaker 5>I love Mexican food, and they just kind of hit different,

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<v Speaker 5>you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I had to give myself to the.

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<v Speaker 5>Bathroom twice during dinner.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, okay, okay, well I'll tell you that did

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<v Speaker 3>not come up in the recap from Julian.

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<v Speaker 1>He did not notice at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he didn't say anything.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm glad that he didn't notice.

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<v Speaker 6>And then, you know, when we were getting the.

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<v Speaker 5>Check and he offered to take me home, they kind

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<v Speaker 5>of just hit again. But I didn't want to go

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<v Speaker 5>to the bathroom because they didn't want him to to know.

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<v Speaker 1>And he'd already gone once or twice.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, it's fine, I'm going to power through

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<v Speaker 5>and then to get home. I'll take care of things.

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<v Speaker 5>It'll be fine. And then we get outside and my

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<v Speaker 5>body betrayed me rather violently.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh girl ruined my shorts right there.

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<v Speaker 4>On the Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

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<v Speaker 4>wait what.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, it's like the Bridesmaids.

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<v Speaker 4>God.

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<v Speaker 1>Before the more after the car, they just get in

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<v Speaker 1>the car.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry. I don't know if you heard that test, but Julian, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>Julian heard that.

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<v Speaker 6>Julian's on the phone almost on the car.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's been listening to this conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry. We had an embarrass idea that it was going

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<v Speaker 1>to be embarrassing like that. We thought he did something

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<v Speaker 1>wrong buriously, like.

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<v Speaker 6>How is this managing to get even more embarrassing?

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<v Speaker 1>It is not your fault, it is that Angelota's fault.

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<v Speaker 3>Julian oh Man, Julian talk to tests.

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<v Speaker 4>I had no idea at all, Like I had no clue.

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<v Speaker 1>Impressive test.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, luckily, I guess I had that going for me.

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<v Speaker 5>But I just I panicked, okay, and that's when I thought,

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<v Speaker 5>how can I fix this? And then I saw the

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<v Speaker 5>ross next door, and I was like, this is perfect.

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<v Speaker 5>We're gonna go in there and I can find myself

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<v Speaker 5>to do shorts.

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, that's why you wanted to go into raws.

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<v Speaker 1>And you just make sure that he walks in front

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<v Speaker 1>of you at all time.

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<v Speaker 5>I did manage to find a pair of shorts that

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<v Speaker 5>looked really close to the ones that I was wearing,

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<v Speaker 5>but you know, I kind of wanted to throw you

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<v Speaker 5>off the fence, so I also was looking at the sweaters.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you need something to maybe tie around your waist.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a classic trick.

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<v Speaker 6>Gosh.

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, I managed to get those two things.

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<v Speaker 6>I took him up to the cashier, and then I

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<v Speaker 6>had this plan in my head that was probably pretty

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<v Speaker 6>ill conceived. You know, do a quick change, like behind

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<v Speaker 6>his car or a dumpster or I don't know what, rothroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Just use it changing room ross. What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought it would be too conspicuous, but.

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<v Speaker 5>It didn't work out in my favor, and I panicked

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<v Speaker 5>and I just called the uber.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, you didn't want to get in the car

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<v Speaker 3>with him, because okay, not this all makes it?

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<v Speaker 1>It is?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Julian, does this connect some of the dots for you?

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<v Speaker 5>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>That makes sense? Why she called my jacket neat like

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<v Speaker 4>her mind wasn't even present.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely a jacket.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, Julian, you can forgive her for that mistake, right,

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<v Speaker 3>or is that a deal breaker for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, Tests, we're all human. Things happen. I would love

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<v Speaker 4>to hang out with you again. This time we can

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<v Speaker 4>go skating or bowling, so you can see how you know,

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<v Speaker 4>non athletic I am, and that could be embarrassing for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, he's willing to embarrass himself to even the plane

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<v Speaker 1>at a bowling alley.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's a hot tis, But we would like to

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<v Speaker 3>offer to send you out with Julian one more time, Test,

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<v Speaker 3>and we would pay for that date. If you're open

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<v Speaker 3>to that.

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<v Speaker 1>You could turn this horrible experience into like actually kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a meet cute mile.

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<v Speaker 3>It could be your second anniversary.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, oh, she.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't know anything about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, we'll just ignore what I said then, and

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<v Speaker 3>it'll be a sweet second date if you're willing to

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<v Speaker 3>do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Test.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you think?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh gosh, I mean, Julian, you're incredibly sweet.

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<v Speaker 6>I just honestly don't think I could ever face you.

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<v Speaker 1>It was to him, think of what you've already shown him.

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<v Speaker 1>There's only there's only up from here.

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<v Speaker 5>At Tests, I honestly can say I never thought someone

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<v Speaker 5>telling me.

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<v Speaker 6>That pooping my pants was an okay, thing would be romantic.

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<v Speaker 3>What you guys are eighty years old already. Yeah, let's

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<v Speaker 3>toss in a pair of depends. So wait, is that

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<v Speaker 3>a yes test? Yeah, Sporo, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.