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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back girl.

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Speaker 2: Arms Speaker, Texas seventy five ninety two says my school

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Speaker 2: had a masquerade prom. No one knew. I was the

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Speaker 2: one who danced with all the girls who didn't have

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Speaker 2: a date. My secret, I'm their history teacher.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, that is gross, Jo.

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Speaker 2: You'd rather those lonely girls cry all night long? Yes,

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Speaker 2: because no guy at school will dance with them.

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Speaker 3: They weren't crying all night long, I promise you not

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Speaker 3: if the teacher came up and danced.

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Speaker 2: But heroes come in all shapes and forms, and some

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Speaker 2: of them wear masks and teach history. Some disguise their

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Speaker 2: voices and confess their secrets on radio shows. Who are

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Speaker 2: we to judge?

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Speaker 3: The law is there to judge?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, today's mass speaker who's chosen to go by the

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Speaker 2: fake name Nicholas? Nicholas, you don't teach history?

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Speaker 3: Do you?

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Speaker 2: Not? Good graces? Now by changer is on, you are

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Speaker 2: the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 4: Uh so, here's the thing. Back in my early twenties,

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Speaker 4: I used to work at this pizza shop. Oh okay,

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Speaker 4: and one of my coworkers. This woman named Sarah. She

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Speaker 4: was a little older than me, like I don't know,

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Speaker 4: like maybe seven years older. She was a major fan

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Speaker 4: of the Bengals. You know that is like an Egyptian.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yas group, the Bengals, the NFL. I thought, I

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Speaker 3: know for sure, he said, walk like an Egyptian. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 3: before to be.

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Speaker 2: Honest, Yeah, okay, she's a fan of the bands, the Bengals.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. And so years ago they were doing a tour

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Speaker 4: with a stop in our city. Okay, And at the time,

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Speaker 4: I knew that she was going through a lot, like

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Speaker 4: a really rough time and some money troubles. But I

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Speaker 4: knew she really really wanted to go to this concert,

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Speaker 4: but she couldn't afford the tickets. So I didn't want

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Speaker 4: her to think I was just giving out charity, but

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Speaker 4: I bought these pair of tickets.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you're a good guy trying to make her dreams

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Speaker 3: come true.

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Speaker 2: Especially it sounds like they're old, right, so they might

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Speaker 2: not have a.

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Speaker 4: Lot of tours.

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Speaker 2: How many farewell tours can these people call them? Like, seriously,

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Speaker 2: it's every single year it's a farewell death. Yeah, so sorry,

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Speaker 2: going back to what you were saying, you bought tickets,

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Speaker 2: but you didn't want it to seem like she was

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Speaker 2: just a charity case.

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Speaker 4: So here's what I did. Like a couple of days

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Speaker 4: before the concert, I told her I had two tickets,

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Speaker 4: but my friend I had originally planned on going with

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Speaker 4: couldn't make it. Do you want to, like, hey, you

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Speaker 4: like them?

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Speaker 2: You know your favorite band.

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Speaker 3: Of all time? Did you have a crush on her?

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Speaker 3: Or was this just truly friendship?

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Speaker 4: This was friendship. I didn't really feel about her that way.

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Speaker 4: You know, she she was having a hard time, and her.

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Speaker 3: Like, that's awesome, that's sweeter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, But what happens when walk like an Egyptian

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Speaker 2: comes on is those feelings come out.

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Speaker 3: Come on.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's making out. That's right, Okay, okay, well, well that's

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Speaker 2: a really nice gesture, dude, how to go Well.

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Speaker 4: The plot second, So at first, when I said, hey,

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Speaker 4: do you want to go with me to this? She

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Speaker 4: was like, are you like you're a fan of the Bengals,

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Speaker 4: And so I had to really sell it, and I

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Speaker 4: just laid it on thick, like, oh my gosh, are

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Speaker 4: you kidding me? Like back in the day, like I

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Speaker 4: listened to them growing up, my mom and I would

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Speaker 4: dance to it. Well, you could have had your friend

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Speaker 4: like them, Like I really set it up. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 4: So she said, wow, wow, this is amazing, awesome, and

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Speaker 4: so we went. We had a great time. We got

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Speaker 4: Beangals t shirts and like, just like, what's MiG.

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Speaker 3: That is awesome? Did she ever figure you out? Did

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Speaker 3: she ever out you for not actually being a true

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Speaker 3: fan when you didn't know the lyrics?

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Speaker 4: No, but I've I kind of painted myself into a corner.

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Speaker 4: I didn't really see this coming. But the problem is

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Speaker 4: she actually believes that I'm really a huge, major fan,

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Speaker 4: And to this day, every now and then the Bengals

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Speaker 4: come to town, she like reaches out to me and says, like,

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Speaker 4: the Bangals are in town.

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Speaker 3: I bought tickets.

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Speaker 1: We need to go.

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Speaker 2: Oh I have a feeling. She tells her friends. She's like,

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Speaker 2: I gotta drag him to the Bengals he loves.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Man, Wait, so how many Bengals concerts have you

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Speaker 3: been to?

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Speaker 4: I have to count it on two hands. We're at

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Speaker 4: like seven or eight?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? Really the only one there?

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Speaker 3: Wait? Are you ever gonna tell her?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 4: Like, what do I do?

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Speaker 2: Do?

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Speaker 4: I just wait this out?

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Speaker 3: Have you become a fan after seeing them so many times.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it was really often the first like even that

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Speaker 1: second time around, there's no flavor in that gun.

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: How many Manic Mondays can you get excited about?

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Speaker 3: So what's the plan? Like? Do you have more shows

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Speaker 3: to go to?

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Speaker 2: Gason? The members?

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Speaker 4: Why do you think I'm calling you guys like I

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Speaker 4: need some.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: I think what you're gonna have to tell her is

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Speaker 3: next time you're gonna say, that was it. That was

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Speaker 3: the best show I've ever seen, And I never want

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Speaker 3: to go to another one, because I like, it's like

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Speaker 3: having that last bite of good food on your plate.

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Speaker 2: Really, the retirement home performance by the Bengals in the parground, well, hey,

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Speaker 2: good luck and awesome that the Bengals are still going.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe it.

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Speaker 3: Ticket turning in, I did I guess he knew?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 2: The text in seven eighty five nine two, if you

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Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, will hide

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Speaker 2: your identity, mask your voice, and make you the next

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Speaker 2: mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right after this.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning