Speaker 1: Brooking jewels. Second day. I'll admit I've been drunk on
Speaker 1: a few dates in my time, and it's always fun
Speaker 1: when you get really hammered and you like try to
Speaker 1: pick a fight with the waiter because you think you
Speaker 1: looked at your funny and they're kicking You're like, I'm
Speaker 1: not that drunk. You can't kick me out of this place.
Speaker 1: That sounds fine kind of what happened to Bethany. He
Speaker 1: was on the phone with us right now. She got
Speaker 1: hammered on her first day. Isn't that right, Bethany? No,
Speaker 1: I did not yet, That's the whole point. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: I was reading your email. It sounds like you got wasted. Stop.
Speaker 1: I did not get drunk. Yeah right, you sound drunk
Speaker 1: right now, Bethany. I'm like, I'm just a happy person.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll talk to you a little bit
Speaker 1: about your day. First of all, who's the guy that
Speaker 1: you want us to call today? His name is Robert.
Speaker 1: Robert okay, and what did Robert think about you getting
Speaker 1: absolutely I did not get drunk, okay with a line
Speaker 1: tasting and I mean yes, I did swallow a couple
Speaker 1: of wine. Thank you for finishing that sentence, right, or
Speaker 1: your email said that you think he might have thought
Speaker 1: you were drunk and that's why he's not calling you back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I got this like rampant case of the hiccups
Speaker 1: and I could not get rid of them. I was
Speaker 1: trying to hold my breath and I kept hiccuping, and
Speaker 1: I started laughing. That sucks whenever you say, even if
Speaker 1: you're drinking or not, just when you can't get rid
Speaker 1: of the hiccups, and that would be embarrassing on a
Speaker 1: first date. Yeah. I mean we're in this like quiet
Speaker 1: room with a bunch of people like learning about these
Speaker 1: wines and oh yeah, I didn't even think about the
Speaker 1: fact that you were wine tasting. So you've got a
Speaker 1: bunch of snooty Oh I can taste this one tastes
Speaker 1: very nutty, mean, while you're in the corner hiccuping, throwing
Speaker 1: down glasses of wine looking like the drinks. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I like, like I said, I was giggling because like
Speaker 1: once you like have that giggle bug and you cannot
Speaker 1: shake it and then you're hiccuping on top of it.
Speaker 1: I was just like a crazy person was laughing with
Speaker 1: you though, because I mean, it sounds like a funny situation.
Speaker 1: At first, he was like, oh my god, I can't
Speaker 1: believe you know you have the hiccups and like kind
Speaker 1: of the silly thing, but they would not go away.
Speaker 1: And I think that by the sense of this, he
Speaker 1: thought that I was like really drunk. I mean, if
Speaker 1: you had seen like these ships of wines, like, there's
Speaker 1: no way even if I had drank all of them
Speaker 1: that I would have been wasted up until the point
Speaker 1: when your hiccup started? How was everything going great? And mean?
Speaker 1: He was just such a gentleman and very sweet. He's
Speaker 1: like exactly my type. All right, what else happened on
Speaker 1: the date? The craziest thing is the whole time that
Speaker 1: I had these hiccups and then we were asked to leave. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like the instructor was like, I'm sorry, because you know
Speaker 1: you can't like be obnoxious and drunk, but I wasn't.
Speaker 1: Are you lying to us about the drunk part. Are
Speaker 1: you sure you weren't wastedful? I wasn't, No, not at all.
Speaker 1: So they kicked you out of the wine tasting, thinking
Speaker 1: that you were hammered. When he actually said I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to ask you to leave, it was the most
Speaker 1: humiliating thing. I mean, there have been times in my
Speaker 1: life where like I have been tipsy and I have
Speaker 1: been a little whild I have never gotten asked to leave.
Speaker 1: That's the worst part. And when you get kicked out
Speaker 1: of somewhere and you're not drunk. I've been kicked out
Speaker 1: of a place because they're like, hey, you were grabbing
Speaker 1: girls on the butt, and I was like, no, I
Speaker 1: actually wasn't. For once in my life, I wasn't doing that.
Speaker 1: I was like, if you want to send me back
Speaker 1: in there, I will grab somebody on the butt so
Speaker 1: you can kick me out. I just it's worse when
Speaker 1: you haven't actually done something wrong and they kick you out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I was turning to reason with the guy, almost
Speaker 1: like don't you see how this is like the most
Speaker 1: ridiculous situation, But he was just like very serious, like
Speaker 1: I ticked cheese and wine very seriously, so they kicked
Speaker 1: you out of the wine tasting thinking that you were
Speaker 1: hammered and what did you do after that? It was
Speaker 1: kind of awkward because once we left, like I didn't
Speaker 1: have hiccups anymore, so I was like, well, we could
Speaker 1: have gotten back in, but then we couldn't because they
Speaker 1: kicked us out, So he was just like thoroughly annoyed
Speaker 1: and I could tell, but I was just kind of
Speaker 1: like trying to blow it off, like, oh man, like
Speaker 1: what are the chances? How did everything end with him
Speaker 1: after your date was done? Did he say that he
Speaker 1: wanted to go out again? No? I kind of gave
Speaker 1: it this, like, oh man, how about we like give
Speaker 1: it another shot? You know, like just trying to blow
Speaker 1: it off, like he couldn't get out of there faster.
Speaker 1: So when we get him on the phone for your
Speaker 1: second date update, do you think that he's going to
Speaker 1: be open to going on another date with you? I
Speaker 1: think if I can actually get through to him the
Speaker 1: honest truth that I was not drunk. Okay, I mean
Speaker 1: I'm serious when I say, like I get to hiccup,
Speaker 1: Like if I spicy food, I'll get the hiccup. But
Speaker 1: it's not like usually they'll go away. So you need
Speaker 1: our help in pointing out to him that you actually
Speaker 1: wasn't drunk, right, Yes? Please? Have you tried to explain
Speaker 1: to him since your date? I send him a couple
Speaker 1: of texts that I didn't want to look like a person,
Speaker 1: and did he respond to anything? No, he didn't. You
Speaker 1: haven't heard a word from him. No, I haven't since
Speaker 1: that night, since our parting Hug, all right, so he's
Speaker 1: obviously Hug didn't like something about your date. No he didn't. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song. Come back, get him on the phone,
Speaker 1: and get your second date update. All right, okay, great,
Speaker 1: drunk in jubil in the morning date. The goal of
Speaker 1: today's second date update is to call a guy and
Speaker 1: convince him that his date wasn't absolutely hammered during their
Speaker 1: first date. Bethany, you about ready to give him a call? Yes,
Speaker 1: I am, all right. Here's my advice to you. Before
Speaker 1: we make the phone call. Get hammered right now, Get
Speaker 1: as drunk as you possibly can. That way, when we
Speaker 1: get him on the phone, I can be like, see
Speaker 1: this is how she sounds drunk. She wasn't drunk on
Speaker 1: your first date. Well, don't you think that would decrease
Speaker 1: my credibility significantly? It could, but it'd be fun for me.
Speaker 1: If you're just tuning in. Bethany wants us to call
Speaker 1: this guy named Robert. They met online. They went to
Speaker 1: a wine and cheese tasting. She got a fit of
Speaker 1: hiccups like halfway into the thing and they ended up
Speaker 1: getting kicked out because the guy who was running it
Speaker 1: thought she might be drunk. And now she thinks that
Speaker 1: Robert isn't calling her back because she got hammered on
Speaker 1: their first date. So our goal is to call, get
Speaker 1: him on the phone and convince him that you aren't
Speaker 1: a drunk mess. Are you ready to go, Bethany? I
Speaker 1: am ready? All right, iron a drunk mass is calling
Speaker 1: to convince somebody else. Yeah, you call the right place.
Speaker 1: If there's anybody that have had to do a lot
Speaker 1: of damage control after being drunk, it is me called
Speaker 1: the right place. Bethany. All right, I'm another phone him
Speaker 1: right now. See we can get him on the phone
Speaker 1: and hopefully get you a second date. Great. Hello, can
Speaker 1: I speak to Robert please? Yeah, this is Robert. Hey, Robert,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? This is Jewel from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning Star where Brooke and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning the radio show. You are obviously a big
Speaker 1: time listener I can tell yeah, yeah, no, not at all.
Speaker 1: Are you up, Robert? We do a radio show in
Speaker 1: the morning from six to ten every morning, moving ninety
Speaker 1: two point five, and we recently got an email about
Speaker 1: you from one of our listeners. All right, her name
Speaker 1: is Bethany. She told us about your date and also
Speaker 1: told us that you haven't been returning any of her
Speaker 1: phone calls after your date. So we said, hey, why
Speaker 1: not let us call Robert see if we can get
Speaker 1: him on the phone and find out if you did
Speaker 1: something wrong. Okay, weird, I know, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 1: Bethany did tell us that she thinks you might have
Speaker 1: thought that she was hammered. She told us about the hiccups,
Speaker 1: said that she got like a fit of laughter because
Speaker 1: of the hiccups, and then told us that you guys
Speaker 1: got kicked out of the wine tasting class because they
Speaker 1: thought she was drunk. Is that why you're not calling
Speaker 1: her back? I mean, she was definitely tipsy, there's no
Speaker 1: question about that. You know, none of that was good.
Speaker 1: But you know, in between the jugs of wine she
Speaker 1: was drinking, she leaned over to me and said, the
Speaker 1: instructor reminds me of my ex boyfriend. Talking about your
Speaker 1: ex during a first date. Talking about your X during
Speaker 1: any date kind of suck. Yeah, that's understandable. R sucked.
Speaker 1: But the weird part was the instructor was like sixty
Speaker 1: five years old? Really, yeah, what are you dating a
Speaker 1: sixty five year old? How does that guy remind her
Speaker 1: of her ex? I didn't know if I should even ask,
Speaker 1: you know, or even get into it. But this guy
Speaker 1: was wearing bifocals. He had a receding hairline. I said,
Speaker 1: what makes this guy reminds you of your ex boyfriend?
Speaker 1: And I mean this guy had a receding hairline, a
Speaker 1: pot belly, he wore bifocal And did she you think
Speaker 1: she had like beer goggles on? And she's like that
Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: if I should even get into it any further. But
Speaker 1: she said my ex boyfriend was sixty five. She dated
Speaker 1: a sixty five year old? Yeah? Wow, she left that
Speaker 1: out of her story. Robert, how old is Bethany? Because
Speaker 1: Bethany sounds like she's a lot younger than sixty five.
Speaker 1: I think she's twenty eight or something. But this is vain.
Speaker 1: I mean, you got it, like, how are you judging
Speaker 1: somebody based on their ex? I get like bringing him up,
Speaker 1: but how does that affect you? Well? It made me wonder,
Speaker 1: why is she on a date with me when she's
Speaker 1: had relationships with guys twice my age. Yeah, Robert, why
Speaker 1: don't we ask her that because she's actually on the
Speaker 1: line listening. You really like that was he didn't call
Speaker 1: me back? Was because you thought my ex boyfriend was
Speaker 1: too old for me. I mean, yeah, that was a
Speaker 1: turning point for me. But it has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with you. I mean I was there with you, obviously,
Speaker 1: like I'm not dating that person anymore, and we were
Speaker 1: having a good time before we got kicked out of
Speaker 1: the thing. You're definitely you're twenty eight. I just didn't
Speaker 1: understand why you would even date someone twice your age.
Speaker 1: Just really weirded me out. Well, it would just happened.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like I set out to start dating older men.
Speaker 1: And he was like a friend of the family kind of.
Speaker 1: That's worse. So like cars and forwards, like handsome no
Speaker 1: matter how old he is. I didn't ask you about
Speaker 1: any of your excess because it doesn't matter to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And Robert, don't you have some crazy stupid people that
Speaker 1: you've dated in your past that I'm sure if she
Speaker 1: found out about, she could judge you for I suppose,
Speaker 1: but they certainly were in my age rings. Yeah, none
Speaker 1: of them were about to collect social Security. I mean, also, Bethany,
Speaker 1: you gotta think you offered up that information. He wasn't
Speaker 1: necessarily asking. Well, yeah, I mean I guess I did.
Speaker 1: But it was just like a funny thing, like I
Speaker 1: would saw already laughing. I was already like. It was
Speaker 1: kind of like Vinchuker was like getting mad at us
Speaker 1: and like looking like over his glasses at me, and
Speaker 1: I was like, kind of like that, Oh, you remind
Speaker 1: me of my ex. I don't know the best growth.
Speaker 1: I don't want to speak thinking about five year old
Speaker 1: dudes with walking canes and bifocals. I wasn't like that.
Speaker 1: Like I said, he was just older and I liked
Speaker 1: him and I like you, and so what's the problem
Speaker 1: older is? You know, maybe forty? I mean I can't
Speaker 1: understand that. But this guy was getting near retirement age
Speaker 1: guys playing single on Wednesday night or something. I don't
Speaker 1: know that. I can't even you have hear him, No idea.
Speaker 1: Age is just a number. It's just just you know,
Speaker 1: I like you, so it doesn't even matter. Look, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I can't help how I feel.
Speaker 1: You know, I can't go out with a girl, and
Speaker 1: you know, every time I look at her, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of some old guy, some crotchety old guy, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean that's you're saying. If you're into old man,
Speaker 1: that's fine. You know, I choose the person. I choose
Speaker 1: the person. And besides, only old people go to wine
Speaker 1: and choose things. Anyway, f YI, time can have a
Speaker 1: good time. And like, I mean, you're being rude and judging.
Speaker 1: So you did me a favor, all right, fine by me,
Speaker 1: you know, good luck of your early bird specials. I'm
Speaker 1: guessing that you guys don't want to go out on
Speaker 1: a second date based on that little conversation right there.
Speaker 1: But I still have to ask Robert, would you like
Speaker 1: to go out with Bethany on a second date? I
Speaker 1: will pay for it. Uh No, okay, Bethany, would you
Speaker 1: still like to go out with Robert? No, I'm going
Speaker 1: to find someone less judgy and a little more in
Speaker 1: my maturity range. Start right now here. The Elks Lodge
Speaker 1: has a bunch of dudes. Yeah, you could hang out
Speaker 1: with broken Jupil in the morning.