WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Dating WAYYYY Up

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking jewels. Second day. I'll admit I've been drunk on

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<v Speaker 1>a few dates in my time, and it's always fun

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<v Speaker 1>when you get really hammered and you like try to

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<v Speaker 1>pick a fight with the waiter because you think you

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<v Speaker 1>looked at your funny and they're kicking You're like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not that drunk. You can't kick me out of this place.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds fine kind of what happened to Bethany. He

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<v Speaker 1>was on the phone with us right now. She got

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<v Speaker 1>hammered on her first day. Isn't that right, Bethany? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I did not yet, That's the whole point. Yeah right,

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<v Speaker 1>I was reading your email. It sounds like you got wasted. Stop.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not get drunk. Yeah right, you sound drunk

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<v Speaker 1>right now, Bethany. I'm like, I'm just a happy person.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, we'll talk to you a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>about your day. First of all, who's the guy that

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<v Speaker 1>you want us to call today? His name is Robert.

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<v Speaker 1>Robert okay, and what did Robert think about you getting

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely I did not get drunk, okay with a line

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<v Speaker 1>tasting and I mean yes, I did swallow a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of wine. Thank you for finishing that sentence, right, or

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<v Speaker 1>your email said that you think he might have thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were drunk and that's why he's not calling you back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I got this like rampant case of the hiccups

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<v Speaker 1>and I could not get rid of them. I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to hold my breath and I kept hiccuping, and

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<v Speaker 1>I started laughing. That sucks whenever you say, even if

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<v Speaker 1>you're drinking or not, just when you can't get rid

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<v Speaker 1>of the hiccups, and that would be embarrassing on a

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<v Speaker 1>first date. Yeah. I mean we're in this like quiet

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<v Speaker 1>room with a bunch of people like learning about these

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<v Speaker 1>wines and oh yeah, I didn't even think about the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that you were wine tasting. So you've got a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of snooty Oh I can taste this one tastes

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<v Speaker 1>very nutty, mean, while you're in the corner hiccuping, throwing

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<v Speaker 1>down glasses of wine looking like the drinks. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>I like, like I said, I was giggling because like

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<v Speaker 1>once you like have that giggle bug and you cannot

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<v Speaker 1>shake it and then you're hiccuping on top of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like a crazy person was laughing with

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<v Speaker 1>you though, because I mean, it sounds like a funny situation.

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<v Speaker 1>At first, he was like, oh my god, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe you know you have the hiccups and like kind

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<v Speaker 1>of the silly thing, but they would not go away.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think that by the sense of this, he

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<v Speaker 1>thought that I was like really drunk. I mean, if

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<v Speaker 1>you had seen like these ships of wines, like, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no way even if I had drank all of them

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<v Speaker 1>that I would have been wasted up until the point

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<v Speaker 1>when your hiccup started? How was everything going great? And mean?

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<v Speaker 1>He was just such a gentleman and very sweet. He's

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<v Speaker 1>like exactly my type. All right, what else happened on

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<v Speaker 1>the date? The craziest thing is the whole time that

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<v Speaker 1>I had these hiccups and then we were asked to leave. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like the instructor was like, I'm sorry, because you know

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<v Speaker 1>you can't like be obnoxious and drunk, but I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you lying to us about the drunk part. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you sure you weren't wastedful? I wasn't, No, not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>So they kicked you out of the wine tasting, thinking

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<v Speaker 1>that you were hammered. When he actually said I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to ask you to leave, it was the most

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<v Speaker 1>humiliating thing. I mean, there have been times in my

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<v Speaker 1>life where like I have been tipsy and I have

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<v Speaker 1>been a little whild I have never gotten asked to leave.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the worst part. And when you get kicked out

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<v Speaker 1>of somewhere and you're not drunk. I've been kicked out

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<v Speaker 1>of a place because they're like, hey, you were grabbing

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<v Speaker 1>girls on the butt, and I was like, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>actually wasn't. For once in my life, I wasn't doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, if you want to send me back

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<v Speaker 1>in there, I will grab somebody on the butt so

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<v Speaker 1>you can kick me out. I just it's worse when

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<v Speaker 1>you haven't actually done something wrong and they kick you out. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was turning to reason with the guy, almost

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<v Speaker 1>like don't you see how this is like the most

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<v Speaker 1>ridiculous situation, But he was just like very serious, like

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<v Speaker 1>I ticked cheese and wine very seriously, so they kicked

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<v Speaker 1>you out of the wine tasting thinking that you were

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<v Speaker 1>hammered and what did you do after that? It was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of awkward because once we left, like I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have hiccups anymore, so I was like, well, we could

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<v Speaker 1>have gotten back in, but then we couldn't because they

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<v Speaker 1>kicked us out, So he was just like thoroughly annoyed

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<v Speaker 1>and I could tell, but I was just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like trying to blow it off, like, oh man, like

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<v Speaker 1>what are the chances? How did everything end with him

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<v Speaker 1>after your date was done? Did he say that he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to go out again? No? I kind of gave

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<v Speaker 1>it this, like, oh man, how about we like give

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<v Speaker 1>it another shot? You know, like just trying to blow

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<v Speaker 1>it off, like he couldn't get out of there faster.

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<v Speaker 1>So when we get him on the phone for your

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<v Speaker 1>second date update, do you think that he's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be open to going on another date with you? I

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<v Speaker 1>think if I can actually get through to him the

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<v Speaker 1>honest truth that I was not drunk. Okay, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I'm serious when I say, like I get to hiccup,

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<v Speaker 1>Like if I spicy food, I'll get the hiccup. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like usually they'll go away. So you need

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<v Speaker 1>our help in pointing out to him that you actually

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't drunk, right, Yes? Please? Have you tried to explain

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<v Speaker 1>to him since your date? I send him a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of texts that I didn't want to look like a person,

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<v Speaker 1>and did he respond to anything? No, he didn't. You

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<v Speaker 1>haven't heard a word from him. No, I haven't since

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<v Speaker 1>that night, since our parting Hug, all right, so he's

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<v Speaker 1>obviously Hug didn't like something about your date. No he didn't. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll play a song. Come back, get him on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>and get your second date update. All right, okay, great,

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<v Speaker 1>drunk in jubil in the morning date. The goal of

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date update is to call a guy and

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<v Speaker 1>convince him that his date wasn't absolutely hammered during their

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<v Speaker 1>first date. Bethany, you about ready to give him a call? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I am, all right. Here's my advice to you. Before

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<v Speaker 1>we make the phone call. Get hammered right now, Get

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<v Speaker 1>as drunk as you possibly can. That way, when we

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<v Speaker 1>get him on the phone, I can be like, see

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<v Speaker 1>this is how she sounds drunk. She wasn't drunk on

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<v Speaker 1>your first date. Well, don't you think that would decrease

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<v Speaker 1>my credibility significantly? It could, but it'd be fun for me.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're just tuning in. Bethany wants us to call

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<v Speaker 1>this guy named Robert. They met online. They went to

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<v Speaker 1>a wine and cheese tasting. She got a fit of

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<v Speaker 1>hiccups like halfway into the thing and they ended up

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<v Speaker 1>getting kicked out because the guy who was running it

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<v Speaker 1>thought she might be drunk. And now she thinks that

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<v Speaker 1>Robert isn't calling her back because she got hammered on

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<v Speaker 1>their first date. So our goal is to call, get

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<v Speaker 1>him on the phone and convince him that you aren't

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<v Speaker 1>a drunk mess. Are you ready to go, Bethany? I

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<v Speaker 1>am ready? All right, iron a drunk mass is calling

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<v Speaker 1>to convince somebody else. Yeah, you call the right place.

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<v Speaker 1>If there's anybody that have had to do a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of damage control after being drunk, it is me called

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<v Speaker 1>the right place. Bethany. All right, I'm another phone him

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<v Speaker 1>right now. See we can get him on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and hopefully get you a second date. Great. Hello, can

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<v Speaker 1>I speak to Robert please? Yeah, this is Robert. Hey, Robert,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing? This is Jewel from Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel in the Morning Star where Brooke and Jewel in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning the radio show. You are obviously a big

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<v Speaker 1>time listener I can tell yeah, yeah, no, not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you up, Robert? We do a radio show in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning from six to ten every morning, moving ninety

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<v Speaker 1>two point five, and we recently got an email about

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<v Speaker 1>you from one of our listeners. All right, her name

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<v Speaker 1>is Bethany. She told us about your date and also

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<v Speaker 1>told us that you haven't been returning any of her

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<v Speaker 1>phone calls after your date. So we said, hey, why

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<v Speaker 1>not let us call Robert see if we can get

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<v Speaker 1>him on the phone and find out if you did

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<v Speaker 1>something wrong. Okay, weird, I know, it's kind of weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Bethany did tell us that she thinks you might have

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<v Speaker 1>thought that she was hammered. She told us about the hiccups,

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<v Speaker 1>said that she got like a fit of laughter because

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<v Speaker 1>of the hiccups, and then told us that you guys

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<v Speaker 1>got kicked out of the wine tasting class because they

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<v Speaker 1>thought she was drunk. Is that why you're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>her back? I mean, she was definitely tipsy, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>question about that. You know, none of that was good.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, in between the jugs of wine she

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<v Speaker 1>was drinking, she leaned over to me and said, the

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<v Speaker 1>instructor reminds me of my ex boyfriend. Talking about your

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<v Speaker 1>ex during a first date. Talking about your X during

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<v Speaker 1>any date kind of suck. Yeah, that's understandable. R sucked.

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<v Speaker 1>But the weird part was the instructor was like sixty

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<v Speaker 1>five years old? Really, yeah, what are you dating a

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<v Speaker 1>sixty five year old? How does that guy remind her

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<v Speaker 1>of her ex? I didn't know if I should even ask,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, or even get into it. But this guy

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<v Speaker 1>was wearing bifocals. He had a receding hairline. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>what makes this guy reminds you of your ex boyfriend?

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean this guy had a receding hairline, a

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<v Speaker 1>pot belly, he wore bifocal And did she you think

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<v Speaker 1>she had like beer goggles on? And she's like that

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't even know

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<v Speaker 1>if I should even get into it any further. But

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<v Speaker 1>she said my ex boyfriend was sixty five. She dated

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<v Speaker 1>a sixty five year old? Yeah? Wow, she left that

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<v Speaker 1>out of her story. Robert, how old is Bethany? Because

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<v Speaker 1>Bethany sounds like she's a lot younger than sixty five.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's twenty eight or something. But this is vain.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you got it, like, how are you judging

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<v Speaker 1>somebody based on their ex? I get like bringing him up,

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<v Speaker 1>but how does that affect you? Well? It made me wonder,

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<v Speaker 1>why is she on a date with me when she's

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<v Speaker 1>had relationships with guys twice my age. Yeah, Robert, why

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<v Speaker 1>don't we ask her that because she's actually on the

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<v Speaker 1>line listening. You really like that was he didn't call

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<v Speaker 1>me back? Was because you thought my ex boyfriend was

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<v Speaker 1>too old for me. I mean, yeah, that was a

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<v Speaker 1>turning point for me. But it has nothing to do

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<v Speaker 1>with you. I mean I was there with you, obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm not dating that person anymore, and we were

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<v Speaker 1>having a good time before we got kicked out of

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. You're definitely you're twenty eight. I just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>understand why you would even date someone twice your age.

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<v Speaker 1>Just really weirded me out. Well, it would just happened.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't like I set out to start dating older men.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was like a friend of the family kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>That's worse. So like cars and forwards, like handsome no

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<v Speaker 1>matter how old he is. I didn't ask you about

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<v Speaker 1>any of your excess because it doesn't matter to me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And Robert, don't you have some crazy stupid people that

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<v Speaker 1>you've dated in your past that I'm sure if she

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<v Speaker 1>found out about, she could judge you for I suppose,

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<v Speaker 1>but they certainly were in my age rings. Yeah, none

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<v Speaker 1>of them were about to collect social Security. I mean, also, Bethany,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta think you offered up that information. He wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily asking. Well, yeah, I mean I guess I did.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was just like a funny thing, like I

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<v Speaker 1>would saw already laughing. I was already like. It was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like Vinchuker was like getting mad at us

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<v Speaker 1>and like looking like over his glasses at me, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, kind of like that, Oh, you remind

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<v Speaker 1>me of my ex. I don't know the best growth.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to speak thinking about five year old

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<v Speaker 1>dudes with walking canes and bifocals. I wasn't like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, he was just older and I liked

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<v Speaker 1>him and I like you, and so what's the problem

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<v Speaker 1>older is? You know, maybe forty? I mean I can't

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<v Speaker 1>understand that. But this guy was getting near retirement age

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<v Speaker 1>guys playing single on Wednesday night or something. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that. I can't even you have hear him, No idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Age is just a number. It's just just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I like you, so it doesn't even matter. Look, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I can't help how I feel.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I can't go out with a girl, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, every time I look at her, I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>of some old guy, some crotchety old guy, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's you're saying. If you're into old man,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine. You know, I choose the person. I choose

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<v Speaker 1>the person. And besides, only old people go to wine

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<v Speaker 1>and choose things. Anyway, f YI, time can have a

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<v Speaker 1>good time. And like, I mean, you're being rude and judging.

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<v Speaker 1>So you did me a favor, all right, fine by me,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, good luck of your early bird specials. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>guessing that you guys don't want to go out on

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<v Speaker 1>a second date based on that little conversation right there.

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<v Speaker 1>But I still have to ask Robert, would you like

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with Bethany on a second date? I

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<v Speaker 1>will pay for it. Uh No, okay, Bethany, would you

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<v Speaker 1>still like to go out with Robert? No, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to find someone less judgy and a little more in

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<v Speaker 1>my maturity range. Start right now here. The Elks Lodge

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<v Speaker 1>has a bunch of dudes. Yeah, you could hang out

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<v Speaker 1>with broken Jupil in the morning.