Speaker 1: It's the best bif of the week.
Speaker 2: With Morgan Part two, she's breaking down the top seven
Speaker 2: segments from the Bobby Bone Show this week.
Speaker 3: Happy weekend, everybody, It is Best Bids time and we
Speaker 3: are counting down the top segments from the Bobby Bone
Speaker 3: Show this week. Before we get into it, check out
Speaker 3: part one Part three. This weekend, Amy joins me. Part
Speaker 3: one we talk all about the boyfriends and get some
Speaker 3: details from both of us and how her kids are
Speaker 3: doing and just life in general. And then part three
Speaker 3: we answer listener questions as always, so check those out.
Speaker 3: But if you don't want to and you're just trying
Speaker 3: to catch up really quick on what happened.
Speaker 4: On the show this week, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Paris Hilton's media company is dropping a new podcast, so
Speaker 3: she called into the show and talked all about her
Speaker 3: many many different ventures.
Speaker 4: She has involved in so many things.
Speaker 3: And we also talked about her time on The Simple
Speaker 3: Life and being misunderstood for a lot of years. It
Speaker 3: was really cool to hear a different side of Paris.
Speaker 1: Number seven, Hey Paris, how are you?
Speaker 5: I'm doing great?
Speaker 6: How are you doing pretty good? I was on my
Speaker 6: for you page this morning and oddly and maybe because
Speaker 6: they knew we were going to talk and they knew
Speaker 6: everything about us. I was watching the video of Jack's
Speaker 6: and you were standing with Jack that she was playing
Speaker 6: a song about you, which thought was super cool, and
Speaker 6: I think some of the things that she said was,
Speaker 6: you know, I talked about your IQ and your advocacy.
Speaker 6: All though that was really cool. Who approached to about that?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 7: Jax came over to do my podcast and then we
Speaker 7: just did some cute special videos together and we've actually
Speaker 7: been friends for years. She wrote one of the songs
Speaker 7: on my last album, and I love her. She's just
Speaker 7: so kind, so sweet, so talented, and I'm so excited
Speaker 7: she's about to be a mom.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I think too that showed a lot of what
Speaker 6: people are now learning about you in different ways. I
Speaker 6: think for me what was really cool was when you
Speaker 6: were testifying on Capitol Hill talking to Congress, and I
Speaker 6: think that was a lot of people's introduction to the
Speaker 6: version of you, like the real youth now you want
Speaker 6: people to see. Is that description a bit accurate.
Speaker 7: Person that I always was, but it was it took
Speaker 7: time for me to become strong enough to be able
Speaker 7: to speak about you know, so many things that I
Speaker 7: went through. But then when I found out that there
Speaker 7: was hundreds of thousands of children every year from the
Speaker 7: foster care system being sent to these schools and being
Speaker 7: abused and dying in the name of treatment, and they
Speaker 7: had no voice, I knew that I needed to use
Speaker 7: my voice and do something about it. And I'm so
Speaker 7: incredibly proud of all that work and it's been the
Speaker 7: most healing experience of my life.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So after you did that, do you feel like
Speaker 6: there were some changes, or at least there were some
Speaker 6: people that listened that were making decisions that maybe you
Speaker 6: weren't listening before you testified.
Speaker 5: Definitely.
Speaker 7: This is something that people have been trying to fight
Speaker 7: for so many years, but for so long they were
Speaker 7: ignored and not listened to or just you know, swept
Speaker 7: under the ruck. But when I came there and kept
Speaker 7: going back and forth to DC and speaking with all
Speaker 7: these senators and legislators and letting them know what's happening
Speaker 7: behind closed doors, and then also bringing other survivors with
Speaker 7: me who you know, had just gotten out of these places,
Speaker 7: just to show that this has been happening for decades
Speaker 7: and it's something that you know, people have just chosen
Speaker 7: to ignore for so long, but I come in and
Speaker 7: shine such a huge right light on it that you
Speaker 7: know it gets all around the world that they can't
Speaker 7: ignore it or act like it's not happening.
Speaker 6: Where do you feel like the courage has come from?
Speaker 6: You mentioned the courage a few minutes ago, that the
Speaker 6: courage that you have now to actually speak as yourself
Speaker 6: and for yourself for the first time. Where do you
Speaker 6: think the courage came from?
Speaker 7: From? Life experiences? Everything that I've been through in life
Speaker 7: has made me a very strong woman.
Speaker 5: And also just finding out.
Speaker 7: And doing so much research and speaking to so many
Speaker 7: other survivors and just hearing the horrible things that are
Speaker 7: happening and how it's boomed into this twenty eight billion
Speaker 7: dollar a year industry, and children are being abused, and
Speaker 7: it's just been heartbreaking to hear these stories. So just
Speaker 7: to know that I can help be the hero that
Speaker 7: I needed when I was a little girl and make
Speaker 7: a difference in these in these children and their families' lives,
Speaker 7: gives me all the courage in the world.
Speaker 6: You're an entrepreneur in many ways, and again Jack's highlighted
Speaker 6: to get highlighted in that video a bit, and not specifically,
Speaker 6: but the macro version of it, like so many things
Speaker 6: that you're doing. Why why be so involved in so
Speaker 6: many things?
Speaker 7: Success is something that really drives me as well as
Speaker 7: just creating. And I think also a big part of
Speaker 7: it is I have ADHD and I will literally hyper
Speaker 7: focus on things that I love and I have so
Speaker 7: many different and yeah, I love doing fashion, I love music,
Speaker 7: I love entertaining, I love making incredible products.
Speaker 5: I love using my voice to make a difference. I love.
Speaker 7: Just I don't know, I just I'm one of those people.
Speaker 7: I feel like you only live once, so you got
Speaker 7: to make the most of it. And I'm so proud
Speaker 7: of everything that I'm able to create and bring to
Speaker 7: the world.
Speaker 6: Were you good at math in school? Naturally?
Speaker 5: Math was with my ADHD.
Speaker 7: Again, it was a class I did not enjoy at all.
Speaker 7: I was more into drama and art class.
Speaker 6: I guess I asked that because again, there's so much
Speaker 6: that you're doing and again even making music, right, it's
Speaker 6: not just because again you are now an accomplished DJ
Speaker 6: as well. And I think many many years ago when
Speaker 6: you started DJ, people are like, oh, that's pretty cool,
Speaker 6: but now you know you do it on such a
Speaker 6: high level. It's not just like slamming songs together, Like
Speaker 6: there is really a formula to being a really good DJ.
Speaker 6: I guess that's why I asked the math question, was like,
Speaker 6: how does your brain work when you're mixing music? Mm hmm.
Speaker 7: That way, It's just comes so naturally to me because
Speaker 7: I love music, and I love music my entire life
Speaker 7: and last just years of training of you know, it's
Speaker 7: very technical when you're up there, but if you know
Speaker 7: it very well, you just can hear it right away.
Speaker 7: So it's just something that I've learned over the years,
Speaker 7: and I think it's something that would come naturally. But
Speaker 7: then if I'm in like a classroom as a teenager,
Speaker 7: I was just so bored and just.
Speaker 5: Could not pay attention.
Speaker 7: But if it's something I love to do, yes, and
Speaker 7: plus with me, it's something that I would have to
Speaker 7: work hard to prove myself even harder, just you know,
Speaker 7: being a woman, being you know, one of the first
Speaker 7: to you know, kind of step into this arena. It's
Speaker 7: always been like a boys club. So yeah, it feels
Speaker 7: amazing now to just be traveling and playing at the
Speaker 7: biggest music festivals all around the world for almost like
Speaker 7: fifteen years now, and I'm really proud just how people
Speaker 7: see that I'm the real deal.
Speaker 6: Do you have like a practice like a mixing station
Speaker 6: in your house? I have a pick a ball court
Speaker 6: in the backyard, so I go practice pickle ball in
Speaker 6: the backyard. It's close. And do you have one near
Speaker 6: the kitchen that you just go practice on.
Speaker 7: I try to just have everything at my house, so
Speaker 7: I have like next to my podcasting studio, there's a
Speaker 7: recording studio, so I have all my equipment there to
Speaker 7: record my album as well as my whole DJ setup
Speaker 7: with my CDJs and all of my equipment or I'm
Speaker 7: trying out new equipment will bring it in. So yeah,
Speaker 7: of course, I'm always practicing my sets and just figuring
Speaker 7: out my favorite transitions and what I love, and then
Speaker 7: also creating other remixes and different mashups of like my
Speaker 7: favorite iconic kind of songs from like the two thousands,
Speaker 7: but then bringing in like a more futuristic vibe and
Speaker 7: adding in like an epic drop.
Speaker 5: So that's something that I love to do.
Speaker 6: Your new podcast that you didn't mention the studio, it's
Speaker 6: called My Friend Daisy A Murder solved in DMS. So
Speaker 6: this is a true crime podcast. So this is a
Speaker 6: real story, right, Yes.
Speaker 5: This is a true podcast, So tell.
Speaker 6: Me a bit about the story.
Speaker 7: Basically, my team and I saw this article about it
Speaker 7: in the cut and it's about this nineteen year old
Speaker 7: girl named Daisy Dellow and she was murdered outside her
Speaker 7: apartment and the authorities could not, you know, make an arrest.
Speaker 7: I could not figure out who it was, and then
Speaker 7: her friends and family turned to TikTok and literally sparked
Speaker 7: a viral manhunt that helped track down the killer.
Speaker 5: And I thought that.
Speaker 7: Was amazing just to see this community come together and
Speaker 7: use digital activism to demand justice. And something that is
Speaker 7: important to me is giving people who have.
Speaker 5: A voice who don't have a voice.
Speaker 7: And I'm really just proud how hearing from the mother.
Speaker 5: About how much this meant to her and all of
Speaker 5: her friends.
Speaker 7: For Daisy to not be forgotten and for this man
Speaker 7: to be held accountable, and just to raise awareness also
Speaker 7: against standing against domestic violence.
Speaker 5: And I just feel that women's voices are too often.
Speaker 7: Gone unheard, So this is something that's really important to
Speaker 7: me to just advocate for a world where every woman's
Speaker 7: story matters.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the podcast is called My Friend Daisy, a murder
Speaker 6: solved in DMS whenever, And I want to go back
Speaker 6: to you testifying to Congress again. I think one of
Speaker 6: the memes was that you were just talking in a
Speaker 6: normal voice, like you're talking with me here. Do you
Speaker 6: feel that people are a little surprised whenever you're not
Speaker 6: talking in the old Paris Silton character voice?
Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 7: I think if people don't know me, or they're first
Speaker 7: getting to know me, they assume, you know the voice
Speaker 7: and the character that I played on the Simple Libe
Speaker 7: is how I am in real life. But that's just
Speaker 7: a character that I created back then because this was
Speaker 7: the first reality show ever and the producers basically wanted
Speaker 7: Nicole to be the troublemaker Paris you kind of play
Speaker 7: the blonde airhead. So and I think also just growing up,
Speaker 7: you know, during that time, I always looked up to
Speaker 7: women like Marilyn Monroe and Hamela Anderson and they had,
Speaker 7: you know, this kind of baby breathy voice. And also
Speaker 7: just with all of the trauma I had been through
Speaker 7: as a teenager being abused at these I think it
Speaker 7: was also a trauma response to that as well, where
Speaker 7: I kind of just wanted to create this perfect Barbie
Speaker 7: doll life and then all of a sudden, I get thrown,
Speaker 7: you know, doing the simple life, and then it's becomes
Speaker 7: like this character that people get to know me for.
Speaker 7: So yeah, I think it's just been a part of
Speaker 7: me for a long time, but it's not who I
Speaker 7: really am.
Speaker 6: Did you feel a bit typecast for a while in
Speaker 6: your early adult life that it was hard to actually
Speaker 6: not have to be that person?
Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure. You know.
Speaker 7: It wasn't until my documentary This Is Paris, where I
Speaker 7: started talking about everything in my life that I've went through,
Speaker 7: that that was the first time that people, you know,
Speaker 7: really got to see me and the person I really was.
Speaker 7: But before I think that people just what kind of
Speaker 7: look at me. It is almost like this cartoon character,
Speaker 7: and then now people can see there's actually way more
Speaker 7: to me than I ever spoke about before.
Speaker 6: Do you think being a being a mom had a
Speaker 6: lot of those layers as well?
Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely, just growing so much and.
Speaker 7: I and my babies are my world and they just
Speaker 7: bring me so much happiness, and I'm just really proud
Speaker 7: that I can finally be the person that I always
Speaker 7: was and always was meant to be. But now the
Speaker 7: world can see me for that because there's always been
Speaker 7: so much more to me, and I've always you know,
Speaker 7: been underestimated and.
Speaker 5: Misunderstood, which I can understand.
Speaker 7: I was playing a character, and I think people didn't
Speaker 7: realize that. You know, I'm not a dumb blown I'm
Speaker 7: just very good at pretending.
Speaker 5: To be one.
Speaker 7: Three Final Questions creating that blueprint as well.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I'm sorry start Starry to speak over either
Speaker 6: Three Final Questions. Uh, the new remix if the Earth
Speaker 6: Is Spinning with Cia? I love Cia. Whenever you do
Speaker 6: a new remix, do you go and say, hey, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna do this, like how do you actually go through
Speaker 6: the process with this remix? Album?
Speaker 5: And anytime I do something, I.
Speaker 7: Will a lot of the time just be at different festivals,
Speaker 7: or I'll just like text my friends who are DJs
Speaker 7: or producers.
Speaker 5: I'll send them the album and say.
Speaker 7: Like, oh, I'd love for you to do a remix
Speaker 7: on BDA, or I want you to do this one
Speaker 7: for Chasing with me and Megan Trainer the song that
Speaker 7: Cia and I wrote called ADHD. So it's kind of
Speaker 7: just like thinking in my mind, my friends, which ones like,
Speaker 7: which type of remix I want for that certain song,
Speaker 7: and just contacting the person.
Speaker 5: Or also I have my team.
Speaker 7: They'll send me a list of like other DJs and
Speaker 7: producers that they think would be great for these tracks,
Speaker 7: and then I listen to their music, see what I
Speaker 7: think and give them a.
Speaker 5: Yes or no.
Speaker 7: So yeah, it's just like a process of just going
Speaker 7: through and picking the perfect people that I think for
Speaker 7: each one.
Speaker 6: I have a question about Fragrances because I know again
Speaker 6: you you've built an empire with fragrance. Do you just
Speaker 6: smell stuff all day long when you're in the middle
Speaker 6: of this.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I just actually launched my thirtieth fragrance and it's
Speaker 7: called Iconic, and I love perfume. I've been in the
Speaker 7: fragrance industries or this is the twentieth anniversary, and yeah,
Speaker 7: the process is a lot of fun, just sometimes going
Speaker 7: over to the prepumira and spelling all these different sense
Speaker 7: and notes and kind of having fun like mixing things together.
Speaker 7: But now just after making thirty perfumes, I'm definitely a pro.
Speaker 7: So I know all of my favorite notes and which
Speaker 7: ones I want to mix together and just create these
Speaker 7: beautiful fragrances, and then designing the bottles and coming up
Speaker 7: with the names and the campaign and what the photos
Speaker 7: are going to be like. So that's one of my
Speaker 7: favorite parts out that is just being creative and then
Speaker 7: seeing it come to life with this gorgeous bottle and
Speaker 7: this incredible scent. And I'm just incredibly proud just with
Speaker 7: the success of my perfumes.
Speaker 6: A final question, and again, everybody, my friend Daisy a
Speaker 6: murder solved in DMS. I check out the podcast. It
Speaker 6: is a ten part series that you can check out.
Speaker 6: I think it's true crime, so it's the true story
Speaker 6: I loved and still do love. Stars Are Blind. Do
Speaker 6: you still play that? Do you still you know? You're
Speaker 6: still proud of it?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 7: Yes, that song is such a huge part of my life.
Speaker 7: It's so timeless, it's so iconic. I love that it
Speaker 7: brings so much happiness to everyone around the world.
Speaker 5: And I listened to it all the time.
Speaker 7: I was just on a cover shoot yesterday and they
Speaker 7: played it probably like ten times. So people anytime I'm
Speaker 7: around as well, or if I walk into like an
Speaker 7: event or a club or a party or anything, they'll
Speaker 7: always it on.
Speaker 5: And I love performing it. Also at my concerts.
Speaker 7: It's always my favorite like finale ending song to perform,
Speaker 7: and I can't wait to perform it at World Pride
Speaker 7: in DC coming up next month, and then also at
Speaker 7: Out Loud at Weho Pride.
Speaker 5: Next month too, So yeah, it's it's my favorite song
Speaker 5: in the world.
Speaker 6: World Pride Festival in DC Friday, June sixth, Paris will
Speaker 6: be there. Yes, Paris, we really appreciate the time. Thank
Speaker 6: you so much, and thanks for advocating for the things
Speaker 6: that you do. You're making a big difference in a
Speaker 6: lot of lives, So thank you for our time, but
Speaker 6: mostly thank you for the time you're spending doing things bigger,
Speaker 6: that's bigger than all of us. So hope you have
Speaker 6: a great rest of the day and maybe maybe one
Speaker 6: day I'll see you soon.
Speaker 7: I would love that, And thank you for being so
Speaker 7: kind and lovely and I really appreciate you and I
Speaker 7: hope to meet you soon.
Speaker 2: All right, bye, Paris, Hi, honey, it's the best Bits
Speaker 2: of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 3: I've got a lot of hell stuff going on right
Speaker 3: now and I shared it on the show this week,
Speaker 3: and unfortunately, I think a lot of people out there
Speaker 3: are also dealing with this based on how many people
Speaker 3: responded and shared their stories, so you get a little
Speaker 3: update on what's been happening with my crazy body and
Speaker 3: the fact that it's falling apart and I think I
Speaker 3: might be dying.
Speaker 6: Number six, I want to go talk to Morgan because
Speaker 6: she might be dying. So a lot of stuff happens
Speaker 6: with her health. She like had vertigo, or she couldn't
Speaker 6: get out of bed, she's spinning around, she's had long COVID.
Speaker 6: Where what sense do you not have? Back all the way,
Speaker 6: my smell and.
Speaker 4: My taste is like ninety percent.
Speaker 6: Your smell is at what percent? Oh?
Speaker 5: Like zero?
Speaker 6: There's nothing there still zero.
Speaker 3: I think every time I get sick, it just keeps
Speaker 3: knocking it further back down.
Speaker 6: So all this stuff's happening to Morgan. Now you started
Speaker 6: tasting something weird in your mouth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I started tasting iron out of.
Speaker 6: Nowhere, like all of a sudden, there is your iron
Speaker 6: taste in her mind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which makes me like something in your mouth, No,
Speaker 3: I thought, so, I like, I went to it, ran
Speaker 3: to the bathroom trying to like spit to see if
Speaker 3: any blood would come out.
Speaker 6: No blood, It was just wood. Tastes like iron.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what that is.
Speaker 6: I've never eaten iron. I guess I didn't know that, well,
Speaker 6: I never I've never even licked iron.
Speaker 8: You know when you like have a nose bleed and
Speaker 8: then you lick it.
Speaker 6: Well so bad that I get down in my throat.
Speaker 6: Yeah I've been Yeah, I've been beat up too. So yeah,
Speaker 6: I've tasted I tasted blood. Oh okay, so it wasn't blood.
Speaker 3: No, I like I was checking my whole mouth, thinking like,
Speaker 3: hopefully I just like bit myself or whatever, and no, not.
Speaker 4: Even a little bit.
Speaker 6: So not only is she tasting iron, another part of
Speaker 6: her body starts to what then what hurts?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 3: So then my arm starts feeling and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: there's like a random pain in my arm.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, okay, maybe I'm sore from a workout.
Speaker 3: But I hadn't really worked out in a few days
Speaker 3: because of all this going on, So I was like,
Speaker 3: this is random. It's just a shooting pain up my arm.
Speaker 6: What's happening?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Then now I have like rashers.
Speaker 3: I can't stop itching my legs, like you would think
Speaker 3: that I'm having an allergic outbreak on my legs because
Speaker 3: we were in Austin for the festival. I had to
Speaker 3: emergency get Vinadreyl sent to my room because I started
Speaker 3: breaking out in hypes all over.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
Speaker 9: She texted me asking if I had any vanag droll ande.
Speaker 9: I was like, no, but I guess that's.
Speaker 6: Why that's not a weird ask. You're actually she asked
Speaker 6: her meth no, but I'm like, it's like, what you want? What?
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 9: I guess I just thought she had a little bit
Speaker 9: of allergies. I didn't know her body was itching all over.
Speaker 6: So common causes of metallic or iron taste. Number one
Speaker 6: is blood in the mouth, which you say that didn't happen.
Speaker 6: Number two is medications, if you're on any new ones.
Speaker 6: Now you have been dealing with a lot of stuff.
Speaker 6: Are you on new medications that's gonna happen with No.
Speaker 3: I was taking zofran when I was dealing with my vertigo,
Speaker 3: but that was unusual for me.
Speaker 6: There's two more. Oh oh am I dying, No, probably
Speaker 6: gets worse. But another one is neurological causes.
Speaker 4: We do know there's stuff happening in my brain.
Speaker 6: Yes, and stuff due to your illness as well. Yeah,
Speaker 6: but rare, but certain neurological conditions or even head trauma
Speaker 6: can affect taste interpretation in the brain interpretation. So yes,
Speaker 6: you're having neurological issues, because that's what vertio is, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Vertigo is part of like it's all up there and
Speaker 3: like taste and smell are supposed to be connected neurologically too.
Speaker 3: So I do feel like something is happening to my
Speaker 3: brain because sometimes you guys have heard it where I
Speaker 3: just kind of like can't say a word that I
Speaker 3: used to be able to say, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: apparently I forgot how to pronounce that.
Speaker 4: So something definitely is going on with me neurologically.
Speaker 6: And the last one, I don't know if I want
Speaker 6: to say, they say it, it's just a it's not
Speaker 6: you and I am a doctor, and if you're a
Speaker 6: new listener, I literally am a doctorrect so of letters,
Speaker 6: but I'm not an MD. I'm a PhD.
Speaker 10: That's isn't that of letters?
Speaker 6: But I'm a PhD. Yeah, yeah, not an MD, not
Speaker 6: a medical doctor, but I'm a doctor. Okay, stop stop
Speaker 6: taking me down.
Speaker 10: Sorry, I didn't know.
Speaker 6: I just means if you just let me say PhD listeners.
Speaker 6: It'd be like, that's so cool.
Speaker 10: GD is so cool.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but of letters, that's stupid. That's what I am.
Speaker 6: That's it's a big stupid head. Okay, Morgan, ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 6: I guess do you want me to say it or no?
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, I don't have any answers.
Speaker 6: So the taste of iron in your mouth could be
Speaker 6: oh no, what is it? Man? Pregnant hormonal changes, especially
Speaker 6: in the first trimester, can make women more what did
Speaker 6: you just say? Did you say, Mester, I'll do what
Speaker 6: Amy did and say it at the same time. Yeah, okay, okay, cool?
Speaker 6: Making sure. Sorry, I'm just wild, Morgan, she is not
Speaker 6: can make women more sensitive to metallic taste.
Speaker 4: I'm on birth control, so I feel like that would be.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 4: I feel pretty confident.
Speaker 8: In my should we take the test?
Speaker 6: That's the bit I used to do that.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, like what was wrong with.
Speaker 6: Us would have been positive? We were pretty dumb.
Speaker 9: I don't even know, like I was like, Okay, I
Speaker 9: guess I'm just like zero percent considering my husband at
Speaker 9: this moment.
Speaker 6: Okay, I think you're okay. Based on all the research
Speaker 6: that I've done, other than it being like acid reflux,
Speaker 6: there are like sinus, covid cold infections also that pop
Speaker 6: up a little bit. But I think you're okay. Maybe
Speaker 6: like zinc and B twelve would help you out.
Speaker 10: I am.
Speaker 3: You don't how many supplements I've been trying to take,
Speaker 3: like I feel like my and none of it's really new.
Speaker 3: Like I've been trying to just amp up all the
Speaker 3: supplements that I was already taking, and I just feel
Speaker 3: like I'm And I got all my blood work back
Speaker 3: and everything was fine.
Speaker 6: Do you tell your doctor?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And we tested for everything, immune compromise, We test
Speaker 3: for B twelve, vitamin D iron, Everything was great.
Speaker 6: And where was the pain in my arm? And what
Speaker 6: it feel like?
Speaker 4: It just kind of felt like a shooting pain up
Speaker 4: my arm and the.
Speaker 6: Pain shooting and arm. Okay, a nurse she has iron
Speaker 6: taste and the pain shooting in her arm. So I
Speaker 6: got my nurse online over good good good, Okay that
Speaker 6: chat shept.
Speaker 8: Uh yeah, ok so whatever good doctor has here, yeah,
Speaker 8: trust me as all their use on anyway.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, here are a few possibilities listed. Number one possible
Speaker 6: heart related issue heart attacker in China. Oh no, that's
Speaker 6: how you get pregnant. That's true in your angina. Next up,
Speaker 6: migraines are neurological events. I'm leaning toward that.
Speaker 4: Lots of neurological stuff happening in my body.
Speaker 8: And oh, what there it is?
Speaker 6: Did you find it? Shut up again because I got
Speaker 6: another one? Number three nerve compression or injury like a
Speaker 6: pinch nerve?
Speaker 4: I do I've been having problems with my shoulder too.
Speaker 6: Oh no, my body falling at your head? Have you
Speaker 6: have you checked your angina lately?
Speaker 10: What exactly is the andrew is the tingling in your arm?
Speaker 6: Oh? I thought you did stir up trust us, guys.
Speaker 6: Vaina is in our day in China.
Speaker 9: Sorry, chest pain discomfort that occurs when the heart muscle
Speaker 9: doesn't get twelve.
Speaker 6: A doctor can't be twelve. I'm sorry I've not been professional.
Speaker 6: I hope that you get it figured out. Obviously you're
Speaker 6: going through a lot right now. That sucks.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I would just really like answers.
Speaker 3: Would be really nice if I can find some form
Speaker 3: of an answer.
Speaker 6: We gave you a lot of answers. They might not
Speaker 6: be the right ones, but we gave you some good ones.
Speaker 8: The words she's been messing up though that I mean
Speaker 8: she's been doing there.
Speaker 4: I mess up for every time I talk here, I
Speaker 4: pronounce things wrong. That's on purpose, But there are some
Speaker 4: things that like I try and.
Speaker 3: Read a word and it's not even registering correctly in
Speaker 3: my brain even a little bit.
Speaker 8: That's my life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and numbers, Well, maybe I'm dyslexic.
Speaker 6: Should we put on the death clock? But Eddie she
Speaker 6: has her own death clock, because Eddie's gonna die in
Speaker 6: like a thousand days.
Speaker 8: When I turned seventy two.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're rooting for you, Morgan, that's what we say. Hey,
Speaker 6: we're rooting for your kid. Good good luck Morgan.
Speaker 4: So I need to go take some tests.
Speaker 6: I know we gave you all the tests you need.
Speaker 6: You're good to go.
Speaker 7: Friend.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, Lunchbox is disgusted with Eddie. This is a
Speaker 3: new word I use. Not often do I say that one.
Speaker 3: Normally they have their little tips, but this time, true
Speaker 3: disgust is happening, and it's all because of something Eddie
Speaker 3: said that he allows his wife to do. And after
Speaker 3: hearing that, Lunchbox truly cannot believe his ears.
Speaker 6: Number five, I want to talk about money for a second,
Speaker 6: and I want to talk about people judging other people
Speaker 6: for money decisions, where I thought Eddie was pretty vulnerable
Speaker 6: and he said that he doesn't know anything about how
Speaker 6: much money that his family has and makes you know
Speaker 6: what you make, but your wife does all financials everything.
Speaker 6: Lunchbox thinks that is the weirdest, most feminine thing he's
Speaker 6: ever heard.
Speaker 11: Why, dude, because you're the man like you are the
Speaker 11: one that goes to work and brings home the money
Speaker 11: and you don't even know how much you have in
Speaker 11: there or where it goes.
Speaker 6: You let the woman of the house.
Speaker 8: Who who's smart. Yeah, okay, great, she can be smart.
Speaker 8: She more than me a number her.
Speaker 11: Control the money. That is the most bizarre thing I've
Speaker 11: ever heard. When you said it, I was my mouth
Speaker 11: almost hit the floor that you said.
Speaker 6: I don't know how much money I let her handle everything.
Speaker 6: That is crazy? Who wait wait wait, I got I
Speaker 6: mean nobody jumped in. You were still talking. There was
Speaker 6: no need to make.
Speaker 11: Us ahead, Like how do you look at yourself in
Speaker 11: the mirror and say, man, I'm a man When you
Speaker 11: have no idea how to control your money. You don't
Speaker 11: know what to do with your money. You don't know
Speaker 11: where it goes. How do you like live with yourself?
Speaker 8: Okay, I don't think that makes me a man. I know,
Speaker 8: mean where my money? Who's spending my money? But go ahead,
Speaker 8: So that's not it. I think my wife is way
Speaker 8: smarter than I am when it comes to numbers. I
Speaker 8: have dyscalcula, which is a terrible disease that I've been
Speaker 8: living with my.
Speaker 6: Whole terrible disease.
Speaker 8: It's not a disorder, and I've been living with this
Speaker 8: my whole life. And thankfully my wife takes this burden
Speaker 8: on and does all our finances, and she's good at it,
Speaker 8: and I trust her with it. And it has nothing
Speaker 8: to do with me being a man or not.
Speaker 11: Question, before you got married to your wife, right, what
Speaker 11: did you have to do for you in order in
Speaker 11: order to marry.
Speaker 8: Your wife by a ring?
Speaker 11: No, you had to go to your father in law
Speaker 11: and say, what is.
Speaker 8: He leading the witness here?
Speaker 6: Because that's he's asking you a question about you. You can
Speaker 6: choose to answer to play the fifth. By playing the
Speaker 6: fifth looks awfully guilty.
Speaker 8: I mean, I know what the answer is. I told
Speaker 8: my father in law that she has debt and before
Speaker 8: we get.
Speaker 6: She has debt. The woman that was in so much debt,
Speaker 6: she was also a kid.
Speaker 8: She's eighteen years old.
Speaker 6: There are my money, honey, I don't care. I don't
Speaker 6: need to see it. That is crazy. And who brings
Speaker 6: home the bacon? You were her?
Speaker 8: Not answering that?
Speaker 6: Who brings home the chedda?
Speaker 8: I would say, I bring home the majority of the cheddar?
Speaker 8: And you let her control all the cheedda, Yeah, that
Speaker 8: is a great. Why what's your situation? What do you do?
Speaker 6: And she has hers? I wouldn't let her get her
Speaker 6: paws on my money.
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 11: If she did get her paws on my money, guess
Speaker 11: who would control it?
Speaker 9: Me?
Speaker 6: Like when you were growing up, who controlled the money?
Speaker 8: My dad?
Speaker 6: Like shocking your dad? Shocking? I mean, and you, Oh my.
Speaker 8: Gosh, dude, is just the way it's been. Man, I
Speaker 8: don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 11: It's got a sad sight, dude, you and I mean,
Speaker 11: I make money, Bobby for a lot of feminine things.
Speaker 6: You take the cake, No, you have the cake, now,
Speaker 6: that's awesome. I'm a lunchbox. You suck.
Speaker 8: What's the flavor of the cake that?
Speaker 6: What's the flavor of the cake.
Speaker 11: I don't know whatever the woman was, she makes the decisions.
Speaker 11: Ask your wife?
Speaker 6: All right, hey, so what's more feminine the fact that
Speaker 6: my wife drives a lot of times? All right, passenger,
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, that's bad too. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 11: The worst money is the leader in the clubhouse, like
Speaker 11: that is where the top of the ladder is money.
Speaker 6: I do carry a bag of purse.
Speaker 11: Money's worse. Okay, okay, anything you know your account password?
Speaker 6: Could you log in?
Speaker 8: Have to look at it?
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, I have to look it up.
Speaker 8: Guys, I don't have it on the top of my head.
Speaker 6: No, no, I mean, Amy, what are your thoughts here?
Speaker 9: I mean, I think that Lunchbox is ridiculous saying his
Speaker 9: why can't get her pauls on his money? Like, I
Speaker 9: don't know how they live so separately, but they've been
Speaker 9: doing it fine. Does I could never live how Lunchbox
Speaker 9: lives at all. And I think Eddie's just doing the
Speaker 9: best that he can, Like he understands his weakness and
Speaker 9: it's his wife's strength. So I do think Eddie, you
Speaker 9: should take some agency and try to be involved. I
Speaker 9: think that that's good just in case anything were to
Speaker 9: ever happen.
Speaker 10: You would know what to do.
Speaker 9: Because I was in a similar situation in my marriage
Speaker 9: and I had no idea.
Speaker 6: Amy, if you're dude.
Speaker 11: Now, if you guys down the road decide, hey, we're
Speaker 11: gonna get down on me, we're gonna get married, and
Speaker 11: he comes in and goes, Amy, I want.
Speaker 6: You to control all the money? Why are you?
Speaker 11: You'd be like man that is not very attractive, that
Speaker 11: is so bad, like that looks bad on him.
Speaker 10: I don't know that that looks bad on him.
Speaker 9: I think I would be more like h if he
Speaker 9: came to me and said, hey, I want to keep
Speaker 9: everything separate and I don't want your pall's on my money.
Speaker 6: What I would say is you do what works for
Speaker 6: you in every relationship. You do what works for you.
Speaker 6: And Eddie has a disorder or a terrible disorder, can't
Speaker 6: He does have discount, he.
Speaker 11: Has just calculated. He found this out a week ago
Speaker 11: and now he's using it.
Speaker 8: Doesn't mean much, doesn't mean I didn't struggle it with it.
Speaker 6: My whole life is true true. I don't think it
Speaker 6: is what lunchbox is saying. You know, I think you
Speaker 6: guys have a way that your relationship works and has
Speaker 6: worked for a long time. You've been married for it's
Speaker 6: gonna be twenty years. Twenty years. It's kind of weird.
Speaker 6: You know the passwords though.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm in the heather storage somewhere. I just look
Speaker 8: them up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all good, do what works for you.
Speaker 8: Like my DraftKings account.
Speaker 6: I handled all gambling gambling accounts.
Speaker 10: He's good with numbers on gambling.
Speaker 8: You can keep her paws off my DraftKings account.
Speaker 6: Un very manly, are you, buddy? Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I think, how is this my job? And this
Speaker 3: is one of those segments where I definitely thought this.
Speaker 3: Amy says she's a ketchup connoisseur of Heinz specifically, so
Speaker 3: the show decided to put her to a test, and
Speaker 3: she did a blind tastest of all kinds of ketchups
Speaker 3: and she had to find the Hines number four.
Speaker 6: Amy does not know the challenge it's about to happen,
Speaker 6: but she claimed that she can nail Hines ketchup by
Speaker 6: just tasting it blindly, because the whole story was iced
Speaker 6: await tables and we just refilled the ketchup bottles even
Speaker 6: if it was a Hines with whatever, we'd get it
Speaker 6: in bulk and just dump it in there. It never
Speaker 6: really was the same brand, and she was shocked. And
Speaker 6: she was shocked. Listen to this, this is her.
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, back up, you're telling me if you had
Speaker 9: a Heinz ketchup bottle on a table, you'd fill it
Speaker 9: with whatever cheap stuff.
Speaker 6: I would be able to know you wouldn't.
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, no.
Speaker 6: Not one time in the history of me did someone
Speaker 6: raise their hand and go, this is not great.
Speaker 10: Pupon Okay, Well they're not a ketchup connoisseur.
Speaker 6: Oh boy, So let's see if she's a ketchup connoisseur,
Speaker 6: because we'll walk her in. We have four spoons with
Speaker 6: four different kinds of ketchup in it, and if she
Speaker 6: doesn't get it, she gets put on the wheel of punishment.
Speaker 6: And boy do we have some good punishments for her
Speaker 6: coming up next week. All right, bring her on in now.
Speaker 6: She will not be blindfolded yet. We'll look at it briefly,
Speaker 6: and all she sees is what Yeah, don't let her
Speaker 6: stare at them. You can, you can look. You get
Speaker 6: set at your table.
Speaker 8: Where are you going?
Speaker 6: Okay? Blindfolder. Now, Scuba, I don't let her stare anymore.
Speaker 10: I thought I was gonna have to. I forgot this.
Speaker 6: We played the club back practice. That's why we didn't
Speaker 6: tell you. We played the club back of you saying
Speaker 6: you're a ketchup. Connosseuer sure would have known. So we
Speaker 6: have four spoons. These are black plastic spoons. Each spoon
Speaker 6: has Where's Abby? Why are you asking about Abby's a
Speaker 6: He's a Commons store of Why would you Why did
Speaker 6: you yell where's Abby?
Speaker 10: She put on I was blindfolded, ready to go, and
Speaker 10: then I was you.
Speaker 6: Don't have to yell out because you have a blindfolded
Speaker 6: Oh it's so.
Speaker 9: It's weird because sometimes in one of your senses is
Speaker 9: taken away, your other ones are heightened.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, so there are four spoons in front of you. Hey, Scuba,
Speaker 6: have Abby come in and feed her the spoons because
Speaker 6: if Ammy puts her hands down, it's gonna go right
Speaker 6: into the ketchup.
Speaker 8: So that's why she was looking for Abby.
Speaker 6: I think she just didn't feel comfortable school, but aggressively
Speaker 6: tying her head up got it. So Amy, you have
Speaker 6: four spoons in front of you, and you can pick
Speaker 6: the number one, two, three, or four. One of them
Speaker 6: is Hines, the other three or three different random brands.
Speaker 6: If you win, we will declare you are the master
Speaker 6: of the kitchen connoisseur or the ketchup connoisseurs. If you lose,
Speaker 6: you're on the will of punishment next.
Speaker 10: Week, will of punishment.
Speaker 6: You can't make a bold statement like you just did
Speaker 6: and not be up for will of punishment.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 10: My dad used to say that ketchup or.
Speaker 8: Was the fruit of the sea.
Speaker 10: No, but like good quote something like food was just
Speaker 10: a carrier for me to get ketchup in my body.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Food's like a conduit for ketchup conduit.
Speaker 10: That's the worst.
Speaker 8: It's a lot of great saying.
Speaker 10: That's what you would say about me and my love
Speaker 10: for ketchup Hines specifically.
Speaker 6: Okay, Amy, you have four spoonsful catch up. Pick a
Speaker 6: number one, two, three, or four?
Speaker 10: Okay? Do I get to try them all and then
Speaker 10: tell you correct? Okay? Uh, okay? One?
Speaker 6: Okay, Abby, would you hand her the stick for one? Amy,
Speaker 6: put your hand out, this is the stick for one.
Speaker 10: If I don't know what they are, why can't I.
Speaker 5: Look at them?
Speaker 6: Because they're they're colored slightly different. Okay, and no, no,
Speaker 6: you can hand it to her from the you're going to.
Speaker 8: Would she's ketchup everywhere?
Speaker 6: Feed her? Okay? Now now you got it? There you go. Okay,
Speaker 6: Ammy's eating spoon Number one. That that itself weird. You
Speaker 6: can just do a tongue in.
Speaker 10: I can tell you one thing, not not hine.
Speaker 6: A friend bucket dash. Why do you have a list
Speaker 6: all of this so you don't take number one a times?
Speaker 10: No, that does I have a list because.
Speaker 6: It's our Okay, okay, would you like number two?
Speaker 10: Or you go differ number How do I clean my palate?
Speaker 6: It?
Speaker 8: Can we get her water right too?
Speaker 6: Yeah? We get a little water lit water coming at
Speaker 6: you right now. We throw it at her too. You
Speaker 6: wanted to clean your palate first? Or no, it's fine. Okay,
Speaker 6: let's go in number two, and you can also say
Speaker 6: it could be and you'll come back to it. She's
Speaker 6: going with a spoon. Number two. She's just nibbling, which
Speaker 6: is better than the last time she went full in.
Speaker 6: She parked the car fully in the garage. Number one.
Speaker 6: It's like she's scared to eat it now. Yeah, well
Speaker 6: just catch out.
Speaker 9: No, I'm using I'm using my tongue to check out
Speaker 9: the texture.
Speaker 10: Heym sister, Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 6: Okay, so to standing by.
Speaker 9: I don't think so, but maybe okay, So, I don't
Speaker 9: know if I have an aftertaste of one, you have.
Speaker 6: A water coming at you. Okay, Ibby scorched in her
Speaker 6: face like a football player. Okay, there you go, clean neck.
Speaker 8: Pala Amy was number two tour.
Speaker 10: It was one number three please okay.
Speaker 6: Number three, so or two still in the running. But
Speaker 6: she's gonna go number three.
Speaker 10: Oh don't know.
Speaker 8: She has a white shirt onto real smart.
Speaker 6: Well, she didn't know, no idea. Her eating method is
Speaker 6: so weird. Now was blind. She's blindfolded.
Speaker 8: She's just dipping her tongue in the right eating it.
Speaker 6: But it's just ketchup. Guys, you're acting like she's taking
Speaker 6: a fule spoon. Interesting, she's going back in. She did
Speaker 6: a little smell. Oh, I think she's digging on three
Speaker 6: A little bit.
Speaker 10: Has some flavor to it.
Speaker 6: That not interesting, probably catch up flavor.
Speaker 9: No like up like up after tastes. I don't recognize
Speaker 9: it's like wine.
Speaker 6: I think this was twenty twenty three from the region
Speaker 6: of des moines.
Speaker 8: She's shaking the ketchup.
Speaker 6: Okay, three, are you eliminating it or keeping it for later?
Speaker 6: I don't know, so you're keeping it for later?
Speaker 10: Water Okay, she's the man on the ground or the table.
Speaker 6: So so far she's trying to find heinz ketchup.
Speaker 10: I think doing one first ruined me. It was so sour.
Speaker 6: Okay, So one is out of the running, but two
Speaker 6: and three are still in the running. Let's go number four.
Speaker 10: Do we have any French fries or something?
Speaker 8: We're fresh out of French fries?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we had them all before you got here. It's
Speaker 6: like the movies, everything before the movie started. Okay, Amy, final,
Speaker 6: it's number four the catch ups.
Speaker 10: She smells familiar.
Speaker 6: She smells familiar? Oh oh, how she tastes? Does she
Speaker 6: taste familiar?
Speaker 10: Oh that's not her?
Speaker 6: Okay, So Amy is she's going like a lizard, but
Speaker 6: really slow with her tongue like.
Speaker 10: It's like, I don't hate it, but I.
Speaker 8: Know, yeah, is it going again?
Speaker 10: Going back again?
Speaker 6: Okay? So one, you're just liking it?
Speaker 9: Man, I think I actually I've been trying to just
Speaker 9: do the sasa, just do the tip, but I need more.
Speaker 6: Okay, now, okay, one and four dead, So we're gonna
Speaker 6: go back to two and three, the two that Namy
Speaker 6: is as the captain racer. Does you have another drink
Speaker 6: of water? Can't she identify the Hines ketch up? She's
Speaker 6: a ketchup connoisseur. Let's go back to number two, please,
Speaker 6: I if you'll hand a number two?
Speaker 10: Excuse me?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, go ahead, Amy, don't don't peak. Don't
Speaker 6: peak us a little sniffers? Is he sniffing it up?
Speaker 6: She's going a little tongue it. You got to get
Speaker 6: the spoon. There you go, there she is, there, she is, Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's her. She tastes okay, she did the head like
Speaker 6: it could be okay, so that she's gonna test three. Now,
Speaker 6: let me clean that palette real quick and then you'll
Speaker 6: make your decision. You've already eliminated one in four h
Speaker 6: She may even go back to four. She liked her.
Speaker 10: I really hope I don't let my family down.
Speaker 8: You think they'll be let down, you think they care?
Speaker 8: After this?
Speaker 6: There we go, here's back to number three.
Speaker 8: Deep into it.
Speaker 6: She hit herself in the forehead with the spoon.
Speaker 8: Who she likes that one.
Speaker 10: It's just a weird little it's a weird.
Speaker 6: Listen.
Speaker 10: Let me tell you. If one of these is something.
Speaker 6: I promise you nothing. Let trust me. They tried that
Speaker 6: bit and I said, no, we're not putting something that's
Speaker 6: not ketch up in it.
Speaker 10: Oh I know it, nothing like that. But if one
Speaker 10: of them is like a knockoff, they did a good job.
Speaker 6: I thought. She didn say, like, you mess with it?
Speaker 6: Can we did one that prank too? Oh?
Speaker 10: Yeah, no, I'd sue you.
Speaker 8: What are you?
Speaker 6: Good luck?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 6: She went back to two. She wants them on the
Speaker 6: same time. Yeah, double fisting. I've never seen something. Oh, okay,
Speaker 6: she got them up, go ahead, and they're shaken. She's
Speaker 6: so nervous she's put two back in her mouth. Okay,
Speaker 6: it's just.
Speaker 10: Seems a little thicker.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, and then let's go back to three.
Speaker 8: She likes two.
Speaker 6: I don't know, but three sounds great except for the aftertaste.
Speaker 6: There's like a weird aftertaste on three. Apparently snorting it.
Speaker 6: There's a different way.
Speaker 11: To do it.
Speaker 10: Texture of two on my lip, it doesn't feel like heines.
Speaker 6: So your answer is, but gosh, it sort of tastes
Speaker 6: like it it's pretty too sweet.
Speaker 8: Amy, did you say three has the aftertaste?
Speaker 10: Three has like this weird.
Speaker 9: Tang thing happening, like a spice in it that it
Speaker 9: doesn't seem familiar, but maybe because I'm blind, But like if.
Speaker 10: I were to, can I touch it with my finger?
Speaker 6: Sure? Amy?
Speaker 10: That feels like heine?
Speaker 8: Wait, what have you been doing?
Speaker 6: What in the world do you feel it?
Speaker 8: Run this over my body?
Speaker 5: There's two?
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, that's too thick.
Speaker 6: It's too thick.
Speaker 10: That two is too thick.
Speaker 6: So your answer is.
Speaker 10: I guess it's three.
Speaker 6: Your answer is three? Are you committed to three?
Speaker 10: I'm committed to three?
Speaker 6: Okay, so you can take your blindfold off.
Speaker 8: We'll give her a napkin right to white wall it off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you use the blindfold. I mean what is the
Speaker 6: blindfold shirt? That's someone's shirt. That's lunchboxes underwear from soccer.
Speaker 6: That's where the prank was.
Speaker 10: Now it's a pimp and joy shirt. I don't want
Speaker 10: to put ketchup on it.
Speaker 6: Okay. So number one, which Amy eliminated quickly, was this
Speaker 6: bottle here, uh, Whole Foods organic tomato ketchup. Oh so
Speaker 6: no one, it was not Hines. She knew from the
Speaker 6: start that wasn't hines, so she's still in the mix.
Speaker 6: Good job, Hey, Amy, you're good.
Speaker 8: I mean you can take the blindfold, all right?
Speaker 10: Yeah, but like, yes, well I was cleaning my hand.
Speaker 6: I mean you could take it off her. She prefers
Speaker 6: us blindfolded.
Speaker 9: I want to now that I've selected it, I want
Speaker 9: to see it with my eyes.
Speaker 10: Because oh I feel pretty good. Oh my gosh, shoot,
Speaker 10: is it four? It's not.
Speaker 6: Do you want to change your mind after seeing it? Oh?
Speaker 8: She can't do that.
Speaker 10: No, I can't do that. I don't think that'd be fair.
Speaker 6: But now, because this is regulated by the government.
Speaker 9: Scholarship online guys, three looks a little dark.
Speaker 6: Well, so, Eddie, and you know you keep him.
Speaker 8: You like me?
Speaker 10: Hold on, I know I can't change my You.
Speaker 6: Literally can change. You literally can change if you want.
Speaker 6: She's she's going back to four. Now, she's going back
Speaker 6: to three. What did she picked three? Three? But now
Speaker 6: she's going back to four now she feels like it's four. No,
Speaker 6: I will let her change if she wants to.
Speaker 10: Or tangy fourteen.
Speaker 6: Having a stroke.
Speaker 10: Okay, I'm a secret three having.
Speaker 6: A secret three? Okay, So number two, which you did
Speaker 6: not pick. It is something called rouse ketch up made
Speaker 6: from home Roma Tomato's homemade. I guess they will not
Speaker 6: be as sponsor now they got good spaghetti sauce. I
Speaker 6: do two.
Speaker 10: I was debating between two and three.
Speaker 6: Okay, and so she picked three wedding, but then she
Speaker 6: went to four and then back to three, and you're
Speaker 6: settling with three.
Speaker 10: Unsettling with three.
Speaker 6: Amy the ketchup connoisseur as selected number three as heinz
Speaker 6: ketchup at number three, heines, wow, and it's organic.
Speaker 10: That's tricky because it does taste different.
Speaker 6: Pines Tomato ketchup organic, Amy is, They're great. It's catch up. Connoisseur. Whoa?
Speaker 7: Whoa?
Speaker 10: What was four?
Speaker 5: Primal Kitchen?
Speaker 6: Number four was Primal kitchen?
Speaker 7: Whoa?
Speaker 9: Because I buy that sometimes trying to be you know,
Speaker 9: we found her skill, I know.
Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe it will never doubt you again.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 6: You got to find way to monetize this. Wow, this
Speaker 6: is Joey. When you found the hand that the twin
Speaker 6: hands on friends, the guy that had the hand twin, I.
Speaker 9: Will say, I think I struggled a bit because the
Speaker 9: hinds you have is organic.
Speaker 10: It does taste different.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, you're the winner than the o G have
Speaker 6: no punishment. You'd be celebrated and your family's okay, we're out.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the best bits of the Week with Morgan.
Speaker 6: Number two.
Speaker 3: This one is tough because somebody's really upset about this
Speaker 3: and somebody else is really happy and it all.
Speaker 6: Involves a game show.
Speaker 1: Number three.
Speaker 6: My grandma and I used to watch Will of Fortune
Speaker 6: all the time. I was terrible at it. I was
Speaker 6: good at Jeopardy. I watched that every day by myself.
Speaker 6: But I watched Will of Fortune and my grandma, who
Speaker 6: was like seventy, would dominate me. That would be the
Speaker 6: one show that I think i'd say no to because
Speaker 6: I would go on and embarrass myself and I will
Speaker 6: be bad at it. Are you good at it?
Speaker 9: I mean I'm not totally terrible, but I would say
Speaker 9: yes just so that I could spin the wheel.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'd rather not go on to finish last, Like
Speaker 6: it'd be like, what am I going to get into
Speaker 6: the Worlds Strongest Man competition to gets those other big
Speaker 6: dudes just because I want to be on TV. No
Speaker 6: way I'll get dominated.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just think it'd be fun.
Speaker 6: So Will of Fortune, how good. Are you one to ten?
Speaker 10: Let me think about it. Uh, probably five?
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm I'm a two two.
Speaker 10: There's no way you're a two two. No, no, no, you're
Speaker 10: doing no.
Speaker 6: I appreciate that, but I'm awful at that. Eddie, you
Speaker 6: think you're pretty good.
Speaker 8: Huh pretty good? I'd say seven. Yeah, because you can
Speaker 8: spin the wheel over and over and keep guessing letters.
Speaker 8: I mean, but whenever there's like.
Speaker 6: But you're not gonna win that way. You have to
Speaker 6: actually know the puzzles. But you'd say seven, I'd say seven.
Speaker 8: I'm pretty good.
Speaker 10: I love how Eddie and I are higher than you
Speaker 10: were both dyslexic.
Speaker 6: That's true. I showed you how weak I am though
Speaker 6: lunchbox will of fortune. How good do you think you are? Honestly,
Speaker 6: I hate to admit it, but I'm a one. Okay,
Speaker 6: there you go.
Speaker 11: Like, I'm an absolute one. I watched that and they'll
Speaker 11: get it, and I'm just like, oh, that's crazy.
Speaker 6: I don't know how you knew that. I don't even
Speaker 6: know what that is. Cool. Next, so we have a
Speaker 6: friend named Brent who runs our radio station in Bakersfield,
Speaker 6: and Brent has been on a bunch of game shows
Speaker 6: and so they reached out to Brent and said, hey,
Speaker 6: do you have anybody you'd recommend to be on Well Fortune?
Speaker 5: Stop?
Speaker 6: Stop? Well are you freaking kid? You're not going to
Speaker 6: be mad Lunchboxes? You're not good. I don't care one
Speaker 6: I'll still go on there. But who do you ask?
Speaker 6: Who do you recommend? Wait?
Speaker 1: What? I?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 10: I have you can?
Speaker 6: Are you second guessing you're five? Now?
Speaker 10: No, not at all.
Speaker 9: I'm thinking like you're gonna if you send somebody other
Speaker 9: than Lunchbox, this is going to be a problem.
Speaker 6: No, he's never said he's been good, so yeah, but
Speaker 6: he loves game show.
Speaker 8: He just said he was bad.
Speaker 10: Who cares?
Speaker 6: And he's the one who said he was good?
Speaker 8: And I didn't even know about this, So I should.
Speaker 10: Go Wait a second, Bobby should go.
Speaker 8: No, I'm not going out.
Speaker 6: I would not want to do.
Speaker 12: What's the deal?
Speaker 6: Okay, So who do you think if we were sending
Speaker 6: someone should go be on Wheel of Fortune?
Speaker 10: Lunchbox?
Speaker 6: Even though he sucks and admits it.
Speaker 10: He's embarrassed trying to put him on a game show.
Speaker 6: We haven't been he has, We've tried it. We tried
Speaker 6: a hundred times to get him to go out there.
Speaker 6: He won't do it, Okay, find me. No, you're how
Speaker 6: disappointed are you going to be if it's not you? Ah?
Speaker 5: Gosh.
Speaker 9: I feel like my grandma would be so proud of
Speaker 9: me if I went on there.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so I feel like your grandma.
Speaker 6: Would you be disappointed at if it wasn't you? I mean,
Speaker 6: now I would be yea lunchbox.
Speaker 11: I would be a ten out of ten disappointed because
Speaker 11: I am made for that. I am made for game
Speaker 11: shows Like I may not be great, but at least
Speaker 11: it's gonna be dramatic when I spin that wheel and
Speaker 11: I guess and if I don't get it right, I'm
Speaker 11: gonna fall off the stage. I mean, they need me
Speaker 11: on Wheel of Fortune? Oh my gosh, Like if they want,
Speaker 11: like maybe they'll have a Battle of the Bads.
Speaker 6: Whatever, just put me on. What a terrible show Battle
Speaker 6: the Bads? Nobody he ever gets it? Four episodes, four
Speaker 6: episodes of Later. I don't know, Ryan, do you believe
Speaker 6: in miracles?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 6: Do you? I mean said he was a one out
Speaker 6: of ten.
Speaker 11: The underdog story of me going on Wheel of Fortune
Speaker 11: and coming home with and losing one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: Okay, I need to get to what we're doing here.
Speaker 6: So I have the email because they reached out to
Speaker 6: Brent and said, do you have any referrals as we
Speaker 6: are casting Will of Fortune?
Speaker 8: Do you have referrals?
Speaker 6: I didn't write it, so do you send you that?
Speaker 10: Being like Bobby, so do you have no?
Speaker 6: He said, I sent this just wanted you to know.
Speaker 10: Oh he sent it on his own.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he made the decision. Okay. He said, hey, Richard,
Speaker 6: who is the head of casting? Someone to talk to
Speaker 6: for sure as you are casting. And he writes the
Speaker 6: person's name. He's married and as a dad. Soy that
Speaker 6: takes you out.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm a divorced mom.
Speaker 6: He works wait for it in radio on a national
Speaker 6: syndicated show based out of Nashville, Tennessee. Is really funny
Speaker 6: with a great personality.
Speaker 8: Hold on, Lunchbos, that could be me.
Speaker 6: That's definitely not you. Hold on. He has a lot
Speaker 6: of energy. He would be great on the show. Well
Speaker 6: Eddie does go yeah, yeah, I can do.
Speaker 8: That on the show.
Speaker 6: I gotta start practicing. He is a big Dallas Cowboys fan,
Speaker 6: who show WHOA.
Speaker 9: This is gonna be able?
Speaker 6: I don't the problem. Hold on, he's a big Dallas
Speaker 6: Cowboys fan and loves to cook. You can reach out
Speaker 6: to him and he gave the email and your cell
Speaker 6: phone number. Song. Oh so if you get a call,
Speaker 6: it will not be spam.
Speaker 8: When was the because I did get a call yesterday
Speaker 8: that I did not from what area code? It was
Speaker 8: from Michigan.
Speaker 6: Oh, I don't know, Michigan.
Speaker 9: Probably not.
Speaker 8: I mean, I I don't know.
Speaker 6: It might be okay, but I'll be looking out for it.
Speaker 6: But yeah, I know that's it. He said it about Eddie.
Speaker 8: Wow, this is amazing. I've never thought about being on
Speaker 8: Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 6: But you said you're a seven, so you're the person
Speaker 6: that deserves it the most.
Speaker 8: This makes sense.
Speaker 6: Okay, so everybody gets ten seconds, Andy ten seconds? What
Speaker 6: would you like to say?
Speaker 10: Well, Eddie, I'm excited for you.
Speaker 6: He's not on. It was recommended to the casting charactor.
Speaker 10: Okay, And Lunchbocks, I feel really bad for you.
Speaker 9: I don't know, I feel torn. I don't know how
Speaker 9: to act like I would be excited for Eddie. But
Speaker 9: that just sucks because Eddie hasn't been dying to get
Speaker 9: on a game show and Lunchbox has.
Speaker 6: So Lunchbox hasn't been because He's done absolutely nothing to
Speaker 6: get on a game show. He talks about it, right,
Speaker 6: everybody talks talk. So I don't feel bad for him
Speaker 6: because we've given him opportunities. We've said, you can take
Speaker 6: time off work and go to LA and try to
Speaker 6: get it, and he doesn't do it. So I don't
Speaker 6: feel bad for him. Okay, it's like his business deals.
Speaker 6: He always has ideas, he never does it. So I
Speaker 6: don't feel bad for people who don't actually try what
Speaker 6: they want.
Speaker 10: Okay, I do great, but this is cool. I mean
Speaker 10: we should probably train.
Speaker 6: He hasn't made it, guys.
Speaker 10: I know, but just in case, like you know how Also.
Speaker 6: I had nothing to do with it. And secondly, I'm
Speaker 6: glad when you guess said how good are you? Because
Speaker 6: if Lunchbox said nine, I'd have felt bad. That's where
Speaker 6: I would have felt bad because I thought he was
Speaker 6: the best. I don't feel bad because he talks a
Speaker 6: much crap, but I would have felt bad had he
Speaker 6: been like, yeah, I'm really good, I'm a nine at this.
Speaker 6: I've been like, ohh and I.
Speaker 8: Go I'm trying to win it. I'm not trying to
Speaker 8: be in the battle of the bad Battle of the.
Speaker 6: Bad he just created Battle of the Bads concept.
Speaker 9: Amy true, okay, well whatever we can they how do
Speaker 9: you train?
Speaker 10: They have at home?
Speaker 6: Will? He hasn't made the game yet, so yeah, bit
Speaker 6: the app. I would answer every unknown call ten seconds. Lunchbox, go,
Speaker 6: it's a joke.
Speaker 11: I mean, you want to talk about personality, and he
Speaker 11: has no personality. He doesn't have the thoughts of his own.
Speaker 11: Bobby's not going to be there to tell him to
Speaker 11: guess this, and he won't know what to do. I
Speaker 11: don't know how he's going to do it. I mean,
Speaker 11: oh yeah, I'm maddie. He has nothing.
Speaker 6: What's wow? That's so stupid.
Speaker 11: It's just because they both Cowboys fans that he recommended.
Speaker 6: I think Brett forty nin Ers fans. I don't think
Speaker 6: boys fan so dumb. It is so dumb. He gives
Speaker 6: up on his argument so quick, Eddie. Anything you want
Speaker 6: to say, this is.
Speaker 8: Real easy, lunch Box, you suck.
Speaker 1: They picked me, they hadn't picked you yet.
Speaker 11: So dude in California, some guy that runs a radio station,
Speaker 11: picture you know, casting director.
Speaker 10: You know Brett. Why are you saying some dude? I
Speaker 10: mean Brent Okay.
Speaker 6: You know, Oh my gosh, that's why. That's why Amy
Speaker 6: didn't get break.
Speaker 10: I know, stop, I know Brent. I don't know why
Speaker 10: I just said Brett.
Speaker 6: Hey, Alison over here, she says, I'm dyslexic. That you
Speaker 6: that's nothing to do with the name name. You know
Speaker 6: the name.
Speaker 10: Okay, I know the name is Brent.
Speaker 9: I don't sometimes y'all ever mess up. And I also
Speaker 9: caught that myself.
Speaker 6: Okay, look, this is awesome. Maybe we try to get
Speaker 6: him on Monday or something to see what's up. Maybe
Speaker 6: we talk to the casting director.
Speaker 8: And maybe why he decided to go this route.
Speaker 9: Yeah, maybe that's why I just called him Brett, because
Speaker 9: he also didn't pick me.
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, although Amy score was higher than Lunchboxing, Yeah,
Speaker 6: he said one, so it doesn't bother me. If Patty
Speaker 6: said nine, I would have.
Speaker 9: Been bothered, and my grandma would have been Okay, your
Speaker 9: grandma's not coming back to life.
Speaker 6: My grandma would have been excited too. We can't bring
Speaker 6: her back. Okay.
Speaker 2: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 4: There was a murder trial in our studio.
Speaker 3: Somebody shared the news that a living being in their
Speaker 3: home is now dead and they think they are to
Speaker 3: blame for it, so we put them on trial.
Speaker 10: It was a court case.
Speaker 3: I gotta live out my legally blonde moment, and Lunchbox
Speaker 3: was our prosecutor.
Speaker 4: Super interesting.
Speaker 3: If you want to also watch this, go to our
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Speaker 4: While you're there, also subscribe number two.
Speaker 6: We're about to have a court case right here in studio.
Speaker 6: I have my gowl. Oh so the Karen Reid trials happening.
Speaker 6: I'm meant to it. I'm watching it. That's not what
Speaker 6: we're doing here, but I'm very much in the court mode.
Speaker 6: Amy's bird is dead. So Amy had a pet bird,
Speaker 6: not the cardinal that's her mom. Those die all the time.
Speaker 8: Goodness.
Speaker 6: Yes, but the pet bird that you bought for your daughter.
Speaker 10: I didn't buy it. It was a gift from her best friend.
Speaker 8: Oh say it for the case.
Speaker 6: Well no, this part's fine.
Speaker 10: That is an important detail.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you didn't buy it though, correct. Yeah. So
Speaker 6: the bird's dead, and so it was that a homicide?
Speaker 6: That's the question. Was an accidental death? That's the question. Amy.
Speaker 6: We're gonna have you come sit up here in the stand,
Speaker 6: and we do have the prosecution, which is Lunchbox who's
Speaker 6: gonna prove Amy murder the bird?
Speaker 8: Boo interesting.
Speaker 6: And then we have the defense, which is Morgan, and
Speaker 6: she will prove Amy had nothing to do with the
Speaker 6: bird dying, that there's many ways the bird could have died.
Speaker 6: And so I'll be the jury. All right, up first,
Speaker 6: prosecution always goes first. Please come on up the prosecution, lunchbox. Everybody,
Speaker 6: do they clap in court? I don't think so they should,
Speaker 6: though that would be awesome. Be like wrestling. We need
Speaker 6: like ants. Hello, yes, lunchbox, well hold on, hold on,
Speaker 6: go all rise?
Speaker 8: Wrong timing when you really stand up?
Speaker 6: Yeah, all rise? Okay, lunchbox. You can have like two
Speaker 6: minutes or so two to three minutes, and you're here
Speaker 6: to prove that Amy killed her bird.
Speaker 10: And the bird's name was Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 8: Why was it called that?
Speaker 10: That's what my daughter named it, because she's a fan.
Speaker 6: No play on words or anything.
Speaker 9: No, literally, Chris Hemsworth, the actor, I got it. But yeah,
Speaker 9: I guess her and her friends they think he's cute.
Speaker 9: So her best friend gifted or the bird and they
Speaker 9: named him Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 10: We ordered the bird a little arrest in peace rock.
Speaker 10: So when we bury it.
Speaker 9: We put the rock on it, and it says rip
Speaker 9: Chris Hemsworth April twenty twenty five to May twenty five.
Speaker 6: Dang, that's a quick life. Yeah, but was it a
Speaker 6: life ended way too soon by murder?
Speaker 8: We'll find out that much.
Speaker 6: Block you got two minutes and you're up.
Speaker 11: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. This is not negligent homicide.
Speaker 11: This is pre meditated murder by miss aim Me Brown.
Speaker 11: Right here, this bird was not brought into her house
Speaker 11: by her. She did not give permission to go out
Speaker 11: and buy a bird. The bird was given to her
Speaker 11: family put in her house. And she's like, I don't
Speaker 11: want this stupid bird in my house. So if you
Speaker 11: check her Google searches, she thinks, how can I get
Speaker 11: rid of the bird and not make it obvious? And
Speaker 11: it says incense very bad for birds, can cause a
Speaker 11: slow death by poisoning over time.
Speaker 6: Now hold on, now, are you making this up?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 6: Okay, so what so again? State what you just said.
Speaker 11: I said, incense and candles cause birds to die slowly
Speaker 11: because the chemicals get in their body. They don't have lungs,
Speaker 11: they need pure airs. No, they have air socks airsacks. Wow,
Speaker 11: so they need even cleaner air than most animals and humans.
Speaker 6: So Amy knew this, and.
Speaker 11: She said, this chemical will seep down the hallway and
Speaker 11: slowly the bird will inhale it and it won't be
Speaker 11: obvious when it is belly up and dead, deceased. I
Speaker 11: don't want to be cleaning that cage. My daughter's not
Speaker 11: going to clean it. So this is an annoyance that
Speaker 11: I'm gonna have to deal with. It drives the dog crazy.
Speaker 11: The dog wants to get the bird. The cat wants
Speaker 11: to get the bird. So Amy is always stressed out.
Speaker 11: So she has to get rid of Chris Hymnsworth. She
Speaker 11: tries to act like she's sad. She says, oh, it's
Speaker 11: to shear a cry on my shoulder.
Speaker 6: He don't touch her. You're the prosecution. We we will
Speaker 6: cry together.
Speaker 11: But deep down, Amy's going it's not even a cry,
Speaker 11: it's a guttural laugh.
Speaker 6: That ten seconds count is how the bird died.
Speaker 11: It was premeditated murder, not negligent homicide.
Speaker 6: Send her to prison.
Speaker 11: Wow, maybe the Dutch, Maybe we kill her bit incense oho?
Speaker 6: Wow? Okay, so have a couple of questions. Yes, go ahead,
Speaker 6: So your claim as the prosecution is, Amy purposefully burned
Speaker 6: in sense and candles in her house, knowing that the
Speaker 6: bird would then basically stuffocate or be poisoned by them.
Speaker 11: Yes, it would damage the air sacks inside the bird,
Speaker 11: causing it to go belly up.
Speaker 6: And you said there were some Google searches. Do you
Speaker 6: know that I have had reports?
Speaker 8: What does that mean?
Speaker 11: My data experts told me they got an experts thing
Speaker 11: of her search history. She didn't understand how to delete it.
Speaker 6: Got it? Okay, there he has your prosecution lunchbox.
Speaker 11: Okay, can I ask the witness if I lived on
Speaker 11: your computer, is any Google searches about how to kill
Speaker 11: a bird or how a bird dies?
Speaker 10: You will.
Speaker 9: Say, okay, So my point is if you were to
Speaker 9: look for my searches, you will see will in since
Speaker 9: kill a bird?
Speaker 6: How long I've already seen that? No more questions you
Speaker 6: are dismissing. Wow, sorry, no, no further answers. Prosecution gets
Speaker 6: attorneys about to come up.
Speaker 8: You got to wait for cross Yeah, relax, you gotta
Speaker 8: get crossed. Okay, we need to even hear the defense.
Speaker 8: You know what this America? We lock her up, Lock
Speaker 8: her up, Lock her up.
Speaker 6: Okay now my team pink. Now now coming up to
Speaker 6: the stand, Amy's defense attorney Morgan Morgan.
Speaker 12: Are you giggling?
Speaker 8: It was just a very strong prosecution. I just want
Speaker 8: to see how you follow up.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 4: You don't want to ask defending any questions until the
Speaker 4: very end.
Speaker 6: Okay, So you'll have two minutes and then you get
Speaker 6: to ask that the defendant a couple of questions first
Speaker 6: and then do my I need you to do your
Speaker 6: two minutes first, same orders, Lunchbox. I didn't give him
Speaker 6: that option.
Speaker 4: Oh you nugget?
Speaker 6: Okay, Morgan, you're up.
Speaker 10: Did you just go on the nugget?
Speaker 6: What a great joost. Don't interrupt her though I'm not.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, and ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
Speaker 3: thank you judge for having us here today.
Speaker 4: Mister Lunchbox.
Speaker 3: Would need to prove that Amy had criminal intent, that
Speaker 3: she was acting with criminal negligence, and was acting unlawfully
Speaker 3: when this accident took place.
Speaker 12: Amy.
Speaker 3: Yes, she received this bird as a gift, but she's
Speaker 3: been caring for this bird.
Speaker 4: She's posted about this bird.
Speaker 3: How much she's liked it, enjoyed having it in the room,
Speaker 3: she's seen how much her daughter has been happy because
Speaker 3: the bird has been here with them. And Amy burns
Speaker 3: candles all the time. You've ever seen her Instagram page, Candles, incense,
Speaker 3: They've been a part of her life for years before
Speaker 3: this bird ever came into the picture.
Speaker 4: She's been burning them and it's been no issue.
Speaker 3: Why would she think all of a sudden a bird
Speaker 3: in the picture she would have to stop doing something
Speaker 3: that she already does all the time. This is not
Speaker 3: new to her. She was not acting with intent to
Speaker 3: hurt this bird. She wanted this bird to be around.
Speaker 3: She knew that if this bird died, Mister Chris Hemsworth,
Speaker 3: her daughter would be upset and Amy not only that,
Speaker 3: was in a great mental state, and you would also
Speaker 3: have to prove that she was in a bad mental
Speaker 3: state while having this bird.
Speaker 4: Amy's been happy, glowing, smiling lately.
Speaker 6: IM's going to attack right now. I like it.
Speaker 3: Amy has done very well to make sure this bird
Speaker 3: has been cared for, loved, and fed all the time.
Speaker 3: This bird was a happy addition to Amy's family and
Speaker 3: not something that she ever had the intent to kill.
Speaker 4: So I would like to now ask my defendant some questions.
Speaker 6: Okay, your time is up, so you went a little early.
Speaker 6: Good for you. So you get to ask the definite
Speaker 6: two questions.
Speaker 3: Amy, how has your mental statement since you acquired mister
Speaker 3: Chris Hnsworth.
Speaker 10: I would say relatively stable.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're doing good.
Speaker 5: Mental state is happy.
Speaker 10: We're i mean, perimenopausal.
Speaker 9: It's a questionable day to day, moment to moment, but
Speaker 9: we're doing good.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 10: I've never wanted to harm another life, got it.
Speaker 4: We've never seen Amy want to harm another life.
Speaker 3: And Amy, how many times before having Chris Himsworth did
Speaker 3: you burn an incense?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 9: I like to do that a lot, and in years
Speaker 9: like I have sticks all over in different drawers with
Speaker 9: matches so that I can just light up time anytime.
Speaker 10: I mean it for a while.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 3: So therefore, our prosecutor here does not have criminal men's
Speaker 3: raya or actus reyes, which both mean you have no
Speaker 3: case here.
Speaker 4: She is purely innocent.
Speaker 3: This was an accident and the bird was harmed, unfortunately,
Speaker 3: but not with any criminal intakets not.
Speaker 6: Harmed, killed the bird diet. Okay, thank you Morgan. They
Speaker 6: figure out, attorney, I'm going to do my closing argument.
Speaker 11: Well, you have ten seconds, easy, yes, Amy, Once she
Speaker 11: did her Google searches, of incense will kill the bird.
Speaker 11: She had the perfect crime. Ladies and gentlemen, She says, hold.
Speaker 3: On, hold on, happened after you have to object objects
Speaker 3: your honor.
Speaker 6: I don't know what means what, So I'm gonna let
Speaker 6: lunchbox just keep finishing.
Speaker 11: Yes, she realized, Oh my goodness, something I've been doing
Speaker 11: this whole time will kill this bird. So then people
Speaker 11: won't be able to suspect me time because it's something
Speaker 11: I've always done.
Speaker 6: Thank you and Morgan your final ten seconds.
Speaker 10: Amy.
Speaker 3: This is a lame point because Amy, Google searches this
Speaker 3: after the bird was dead. This Google start, It's never
Speaker 3: happened before the bird was there or alive.
Speaker 9: The time stamp is definitely after I found him lifeless.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm sorry that the bird.
Speaker 10: It's been terrible, like it's been highly emotional.
Speaker 9: I've cried. My daughter has been upset. She's wanted to cry.
Speaker 9: I told her to let it out. I was like,
Speaker 9: this is a good opportunity for you to let it out,
Speaker 9: and she's like, I don't really want to cry, but
Speaker 9: she's been upset.
Speaker 10: My son is upset. He loved the bird.
Speaker 9: My cat is in mourning like meowing, like missing.
Speaker 8: She doesn't know what the cat's feeling.
Speaker 4: Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: I think I know my cat s coorts.
Speaker 6: Stenographer just objected and that's weird, but you know what,
Speaker 6: I'll accept it.
Speaker 10: We're all in mourning like it's been terrible.
Speaker 6: Objected and it's never happened before.
Speaker 9: But okay, and we don't know for certain that it
Speaker 9: was the incense that did it. But once I saw
Speaker 9: that that can be deadly to birds. The day before
Speaker 9: the bird died, I did burn it and so not
Speaker 9: in the same room downstairs. The bird's upstairs, but the
Speaker 9: talks and they float or the s and the smoke
Speaker 9: whatever goes throughout the house, and their respiratory system is
Speaker 9: so weak that are sensitive that that that it likely
Speaker 9: is what took his life.
Speaker 10: And I feel terrible.
Speaker 6: Okay, the jurors are back, but it couldn't. They basically
Speaker 6: were so like the last three days. While she was
Speaker 6: saying that sentence, they were question well, they've been sequestion
Speaker 6: of the whole time, deliberated y well and Amy, it's
Speaker 6: very unfortunate that the bird died. Yeah, the question here
Speaker 6: isn't did the bird die, but did the bird die
Speaker 6: because you murdered it? No, well, you don't get to
Speaker 6: say that. I do, and so I cannot find you
Speaker 6: guilty for first degree or second degree murder, but I
Speaker 6: do find you in third degree murder. Oh like, I'm
Speaker 6: a burderer, the third degree burderer. You're a third degree burderer,
Speaker 6: which means you didn't mean to kill that bird, but
Speaker 6: it did get murdered. I would compare it to involuntary
Speaker 6: bird slaughterer. Oh no, so your punishment is going to
Speaker 6: be any time to think about this, I think, no, no, no,
Speaker 6: I have the sentencing. The sentencing is going to be
Speaker 6: since the bird probably did probably did die by your actions,
Speaker 6: but not on purpose, in voluntary bird slaughter as we
Speaker 6: like to call it. Uh, at least when I was
Speaker 6: coming up through law school, you know, we study a
Speaker 6: lot of voluntary bird slaughterer. I think you need to
Speaker 6: drop a bag of bird set off at a local
Speaker 6: bird sanctuary.
Speaker 10: I can do that.
Speaker 6: All right, that's your punishment. But the case was won
Speaker 6: by Morgan. Morgan, nice job, because it was not first
Speaker 6: degree murder or second degree murder. It was third degree murder. Yes,
Speaker 6: so you're in the clear.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 6: You get to go home. And they spent last night
Speaker 6: in jail. It was a bird case. We put in
Speaker 6: a bird case. The newspaper was weird. We paper at
Speaker 6: the bottom of it. But Amy, you're free to go there.
Speaker 6: She has.
Speaker 8: The honorable judge bones in his courtroom.
Speaker 6: Wait no, now, I figured out what I'm boost to
Speaker 6: say to him when you did that. Okay, thank you idiots.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 6: Number two.
Speaker 3: Abby shared some huge news this week. It was a
Speaker 3: two parter in Big News, all about her relationship. And
Speaker 3: I have been holding onto the secret for a long
Speaker 3: long time, so I'm happy she's finally sharing all the
Speaker 3: good news.
Speaker 6: Number one, it's a big announcement here from someone on
Speaker 6: the show. And I won't say that they've been lying
Speaker 6: about it because I never asked them, So I guess
Speaker 6: omission could be a form of dishonesty, but I don't
Speaker 6: even feel that's the case. But they have been a
Speaker 6: bit misleading and they have kept it from us. But
Speaker 6: on this show, I get it. You don't want to
Speaker 6: say stuff until it's like it's in. And I guess
Speaker 6: it's not me. I take me out of it.
Speaker 8: I'm guessing Morgan, they broke up some matter.
Speaker 11: Boyfriend rude already, Well, Morgan, yeah one week.
Speaker 6: Or no, it's not me. Okay, it's not more okayod
Speaker 6: not Morgan, I'm happy, let me live. We we don't
Speaker 6: know why they say that the right, No, I don't
Speaker 6: just the history okay, don't matter, Okay, anybody else we
Speaker 6: already know Amy has a dude.
Speaker 8: Yeah they're happy or they're not happy? Or is he
Speaker 8: just a I they have been going to therapy.
Speaker 6: Someone wants.
Speaker 10: Guess the person, but I need to book another.
Speaker 6: Then it's Amy guess the person without guessing what it is.
Speaker 6: If you get the person right, you went, Eddie, Who
Speaker 6: is it? Amy? Okay, Morgan, Abby, what do you think
Speaker 6: it is? Now? I'm asking her because she guessed? Abby?
Speaker 12: Oh who do I think it is? Maybe me?
Speaker 6: Hold on? Please rate drum roll. So for everybody that's
Speaker 6: new the show, Abby is he produces many segments. She
Speaker 6: also answers the phones. You keep groaning on every single thing,
Speaker 6: and you've been wrong every time, so I can't go
Speaker 6: to every groan because your batting average is low. Abby,
Speaker 6: Is this about your boyfriend?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 8: Anybody saying what's happened? They're not even real, Like he's
Speaker 8: not real the whole time. He's not a financial dynamite.
Speaker 6: He's at a different school. What is it, Abby? Yeah,
Speaker 6: you've been with your boyfriend for how long?
Speaker 12: Almost a year and a half.
Speaker 10: Gosh, that's so long.
Speaker 6: And and I think this is a two parter if
Speaker 6: I'm being honest, What is it a two part of Abby?
Speaker 10: What is does that mean?
Speaker 5: Two parter?
Speaker 6: It's it's two revelations a lunchbox thinks engaged and pregnant.
Speaker 6: It's not. You have to stop making noise. You've been
Speaker 6: eight times in a row.
Speaker 5: I know he's freaking out.
Speaker 10: He's like hitting his ringing.
Speaker 6: Eight times and he keeps getting louder and louder every
Speaker 6: guess okay, Abby, m h it's a double though, right, Yeah?
Speaker 6: I would say, okay, what do you think is the
Speaker 6: first layer of the.
Speaker 10: Double you're asking me?
Speaker 12: We're going to say it.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I asked the question, what's the first layer of
Speaker 6: the two things that maybe he didn't share? Oh?
Speaker 12: Well, that we now live together?
Speaker 6: I say that was the second layer.
Speaker 12: But that's the second one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that he has killed kids. I knew that, Yeah,
Speaker 6: but that wasn't That wasn't like a thing? Did you
Speaker 6: know that that has not been out in the public. Man,
Speaker 6: I've never seen those kids either, so Abby was never
Speaker 6: They're not married, so you have to yeah, hold on,
Speaker 6: take a breath. We didn't even say Happy Mother's Day tour.
Speaker 6: So he has kids?
Speaker 12: Yeah he does?
Speaker 6: How many?
Speaker 12: He has two?
Speaker 6: Okay? And then you just said the second part and
Speaker 6: now you're living together?
Speaker 12: We are living together?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so it's you him and the kids.
Speaker 12: Uh uh, it's a split custody, got it and the
Speaker 12: mom has them half the time.
Speaker 6: So I don't know. Tell us what's up because you forever?
Speaker 6: How do I say this nicely?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 6: Man didn't have a boyfriend, that's true. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 6: would say I was.
Speaker 12: On the Pearl.
Speaker 6: I don't well, I would say of everyone on the show,
Speaker 6: certain people had the least hope. Not me, because I
Speaker 6: think you're awesome and wonderful, but certain people are like,
Speaker 6: it's never gonna happen, Prabby, Right.
Speaker 12: Yeah, that is true. I would say my life has
Speaker 12: done a one id yes since then.
Speaker 6: So I don't know when you guys decide to move
Speaker 6: in together.
Speaker 12: So we actually moved in three months ago, is when
Speaker 12: I did. But I didn't want to say anything because
Speaker 12: I was scared it wouldn't work and then I'd have
Speaker 12: to come here and be like, oh, never mind. So,
Speaker 12: I mean he's been wanting me to for a while,
Speaker 12: but I was kind of hesitant.
Speaker 6: Yere kid care.
Speaker 10: He's been wanting you to what wait, she clarify, wanting
Speaker 10: you to what.
Speaker 12: To move in with him, Like he wants to see
Speaker 12: how we're going to work out, like me with the
Speaker 12: kids and everything.
Speaker 6: How do you feel about that?
Speaker 12: I mean, I love it. It's just it's a big
Speaker 12: change for me because I've lived alone. I've never lived
Speaker 12: with a guy for one thing, and then with kids.
Speaker 12: So I was in like a three bedroom town house
Speaker 12: by myself and now I'm just saying like I had
Speaker 12: space and you know, I could sleep in on weekends
Speaker 12: and now it's a lot different.
Speaker 6: But oh yeah, and don't say exactly, but are they
Speaker 6: young young? Are they mad young? Yeah?
Speaker 12: They are like three and a half and five and
Speaker 12: a half.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's okay. I don't know how he wants
Speaker 6: out there.
Speaker 10: I have a question.
Speaker 9: So in living together, I guess is this something Like
Speaker 9: I guess it's the arrangements with him and the his
Speaker 9: ex Like was that a thing? Is it okay, like
Speaker 9: did y'all have to run it by her or I
Speaker 9: don't know how they have it arranged, but I know,
Speaker 9: like with me and my husband, like we can't cohabitate
Speaker 9: like with the kids unless like next steps are taken
Speaker 9: or the other person gives permission. But like in our
Speaker 9: legal documents, it's like no cohabitation unless you're getting remarried,
Speaker 9: unless you're married.
Speaker 12: Yeah, she wanted to meet me first and then do that. Yeah,
Speaker 12: it was a whole meeting was that. It was a
Speaker 12: little awkward. It was kind of like an interview, but
Speaker 12: it was fine. I made it whoa And then after that,
Speaker 12: I mean he was kind of like, she's moving in.
Speaker 6: Are you happier?
Speaker 12: I am? Yeah. I mean I feel like a year
Speaker 12: and a half ago, I was single and lonely a lot.
Speaker 12: It was kind of sad.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, you were in a three be droomed down
Speaker 6: now with two cars, two cars, bedroom yourself. Yeah that
Speaker 6: can create.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 12: And I was like, I don't know, I just have
Speaker 12: so much love to give and I feel like there's
Speaker 12: like a lot of love now it's instead of one
Speaker 12: to three people.
Speaker 6: That's awesome. Happy. Well, if you're happy, I'm happy because
Speaker 6: you deserve happiness because you're awesome.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 6: And so does that mean are you guess talking about marriage?
Speaker 12: Yeah, we've talked about it because.
Speaker 6: If you're moving in, you have to kind of talk
Speaker 6: about it, right, because I don't move in if I'm
Speaker 6: if I'm the girl, I ain't moving in unless we're
Speaker 6: at least talking about it little bit, especially if there's
Speaker 6: especially if there's kids.
Speaker 12: Yeah, right, it's like the you know, if everything aligns,
Speaker 12: we're kind of at a point, like you know, alignment
Speaker 12: and logistics and all that.
Speaker 6: Does he know your finger? Siye?
Speaker 12: I think so, yeahthing's happening or anything. No, actually I
Speaker 12: don't think he does. He wouldn't be able to say probably,
Speaker 12: But if.
Speaker 6: You ever wake up and he's got like a string
Speaker 6: around it, yeah that's what's up.
Speaker 12: Yeah, things are good. I just wanted to finally say that.
Speaker 6: What are the kids called?
Speaker 12: Oh, they just call me like I mean Abby. Second, no,
Speaker 12: they don't know, they don't Abby. And then like dad's
Speaker 12: girlfriend is basically I mean, there's there's five.
Speaker 8: That's girlfriend's kind of weird, weird girlfriend.
Speaker 12: When they refer to me like to someone else. So
Speaker 12: that's Dad's girlfriend. But abby, you know to me, well.
Speaker 6: I am rooting for you. I think you did a
Speaker 6: great job by holding it.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 10: Did they ask questions like, are you going to be
Speaker 10: our mom? I guess they have a mom, so that's weird.
Speaker 10: Yeah they have a mom. They don't.
Speaker 12: But sometimes they go to like birthday parties of their friends,
Speaker 12: and friends come up and they're like, are you the
Speaker 12: sister or the mom? And I'm like, well, neither kind
Speaker 12: of complicated.
Speaker 10: Oh wow, the sister.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 6: You go to school events too, No, okay, But.
Speaker 12: Like when they're at trampoline parks, that's fun. I go
Speaker 12: jump with them.
Speaker 6: Do you drive? Do you like do errands with just
Speaker 6: the kids? No?
Speaker 12: I really don't. I think that's I think she is
Speaker 12: a little more, you know, kind of scared of that.
Speaker 6: But he does that all right. I think it's great.
Speaker 8: It's awesome.
Speaker 6: It's a big responsibility, but it is a lot of
Speaker 6: responsibilities are awesome.
Speaker 10: But she has a lot of love to give. I
Speaker 10: felt like that part is really sweet, and now she
Speaker 10: gets to give it.
Speaker 8: Because she was lonely for a long time.
Speaker 6: Very lonely.
Speaker 12: I was the point.
Speaker 6: Have you guys had any big fights yet? Living together?
Speaker 10: Not really no, huh, which is weird?
Speaker 6: That is weird? Ain't my kids? Right? That's the number one,
Speaker 6: number one. As soon as somebody you started putting that
Speaker 6: would be the first thing out to us.
Speaker 10: But I should Oh my gosh, that would not go well.
Speaker 6: Yeah, is supposed to go well? Do you guys fight
Speaker 6: like that? Like you just win at all costs?
Speaker 10: I try to fight clean.
Speaker 6: Oh, I try to win it all costs. Yeah. No, yeah,
Speaker 6: it's it's much like how I played pickleball or compete
Speaker 6: in anything. Went it all costs?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Well, Abby, We're happy for you. Thank you, thank
Speaker 6: you for sharing that day.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, guys, did he do anything?
Speaker 6: Give you like a happy fake Mother's day?
Speaker 12: Did they nothing? No, they were with them, with them.
Speaker 8: That makes sense.
Speaker 6: We're rooting for you, Addie.
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 7: Thanks.
Speaker 2: It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 3: Thanks for being here this weekend. Friends, be sure to
Speaker 3: check out Part one, Part three this weekend with Amy.
Speaker 3: I know I always say that, but definitely check it out.
Speaker 3: It's brand new contents conversations that are so much fun.
Speaker 4: Especially for me.
Speaker 3: It's my favorite part of doing Best Bits because that's
Speaker 3: when I get to catch up with everybody. I know
Speaker 3: you think we're in the studio together all the time,
Speaker 3: surely we know all these things, and in passing we do,
Speaker 3: but to actually sit down for over an hour and
Speaker 3: just talk about life and really catch up on things
Speaker 3: that actually only happens on the best bits, and it
Speaker 3: happens once every eight weeks for everybody. So I really
Speaker 3: love doing that part and I hope you give it
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Speaker 11: Okay, I'm peacing out.
Speaker 4: Have a good weekend, Stay safe, bye friends.
Speaker 2: That's the best Bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks
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