1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:04,240 Speaker 1: Oh boot here you got that booty? We got called 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 1: boot It's called a booty Wednesdays. There is nothing sexier 3 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 1: than Santa Claus. Oh right, sexiest, the sexiest. When you 4 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: think of sexy, it's always Santa Claus. Yeah, it's called 5 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 1: a booty Wednesday, where someone has to call their significant 6 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 1: other or whoever and see if they can get them 7 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 1: to leave what they're doing and meet them for a 8 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 1: booty call using only a random topic or theme that 9 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 1: we come up with. Because the fun part is you 10 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: can't just tell them what you want to do. It's 11 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,879 Speaker 1: a game of innuendow. I like that, a game of 12 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 1: in the window, in the window. But yes, you can't 13 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 1: be overtly sexual. You have to use the theme that 14 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 1: we come up with. And today, because it's almost Christmas time, Santa. Okay, 15 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 1: so Santa's going to be the theme and let's meet 16 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:53,560 Speaker 1: today's contestant for a call of booty Wednesday. Nina, what's up? Nina? Hey, 17 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 1: I am ready try to do this today. I think 18 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,160 Speaker 1: that you're gonna be able to come up with a 19 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: bunch of stuff that's sexy enough to do with Santa. 20 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 1: I think it'll be tough, but I think it will 21 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 1: be a test of our relationship. Yeah, Nina, I just 22 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 1: trying to remember too, like use the delivery. The delivery 23 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,039 Speaker 1: can make anything six Yeah. Yeah. When people do this, 24 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: like they're not like using like a sexual sensual voice yea, 25 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: And so it's kind of like awkward. So just like 26 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,120 Speaker 1: as a as a hot tip, Yeah, hot tip. We 27 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 1: had that dude that did the Thanksgiving one. Oh, keep 28 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:27,039 Speaker 1: that in mind. I say everything like, you know, like 29 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,679 Speaker 1: I'm super sexy. Yes, we had the guy that did 30 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,680 Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving when he was so bad there was literally 31 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,039 Speaker 1: zero sensuality to his voice at all. It was just 32 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 1: like we had him do Thanksgiving. Any called her, but 33 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 1: you're wanted some mashed potatoes, baby, the kitchen, making the 34 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,200 Speaker 1: kitchen dirty. And it was like, so, yes, you got 35 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 1: to pour it on. I don't know if you've heard 36 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,039 Speaker 1: any of these before, but you do have to pour 37 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,520 Speaker 1: it on a little bit. Who are you going to 38 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 1: try to call today to see if they can meet 39 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: you for a call of booty. I am going to 40 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 1: call my husband, Dylan, Your husband Dylan? All right, And 41 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 1: what's Dylan doing right now? Dylan did at work. He's 42 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 1: working at a gas station pretty close to where we live. Okay, 43 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 1: So does he work by himself? Because I know gas 44 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 1: stations normally just have like one person usually working behind 45 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 1: the counter. So yes, Dylan does work his shift solo, 46 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: so there's no one else working with him. They're probably 47 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:17,359 Speaker 1: going to be pretty hard to get him to leave. Yeah, 48 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,239 Speaker 1: I'm going to do my best. I mean, can he 49 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 1: even leave the gas station unattended? I've never tried to 50 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,240 Speaker 1: get him to leave the gas station depended, but I 51 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:30,520 Speaker 1: mean it's Christmas time, right, I mean, if there's anything 52 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:33,519 Speaker 1: he's going to leave it for, hopefully it's you, Nina. 53 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 1: I hope. So. Also, you said that he works pretty close, 54 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:40,240 Speaker 1: so maybe there's a pretty good possibility this will happen. Yeah, 55 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: I hope, so I will crossing my fingers. Okay, all right, 56 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 1: if you could give us like a percentage, like there's 57 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 1: a fifty percent chance that you might be able to 58 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,799 Speaker 1: do this or seventy percent chance. What do you think 59 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,600 Speaker 1: your chances are of getting your husband to leave his 60 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: job holding down the fort at the gas station to 61 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,400 Speaker 1: meet you for a call of Boody using only Santa 62 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 1: references as the um I am gonna say, probably a chance. 63 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,520 Speaker 1: It was always percent good coating him. But I'm I 64 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 1: don't know he's serious about his job, all right, And 65 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 1: what is the percentage of it being super awkward? Um? 66 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:24,080 Speaker 1: Like it's going to be super awkward usually are Yeah. Remember, 67 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: if you can actually get him to leave for a 68 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 1: call of booty, you guys win a date night on us, 69 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 1: not like on top of us. But you know what 70 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:31,800 Speaker 1: I mean, way to go out and we'll pay for it. 71 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:34,640 Speaker 1: We will not be on the bottom. Okay, Yeah, that's 72 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 1: been That's the cherry on top for me. Do you 73 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 1: have an example, Nina, of a line that you might 74 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: deliver to your husband concerning Santa m m um, Yeah, 75 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 1: I'd like to um slide down your north pole. Oh 76 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that. Wow. That all right? Yeah, 77 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: I got that one immediately. You know what I'm gonna 78 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something different. Normally we never tell people 79 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: how to start the call, but I am in too 80 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 1: request that you start the call with him when he 81 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 1: answers with hey, Santa baby, Oh you know that that 82 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: song We're yes getter pregnant. It is a weird song. 83 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,279 Speaker 1: All right, Well we'll play a song, we'll come back, 84 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,320 Speaker 1: and then you can call your husband who's working at 85 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,360 Speaker 1: the gas station and see if he'll leave to meet 86 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: you for a booty call using only Santa references. Okay, okay, 87 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 1: all right, we'll do it next. It's a jewel show 88 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 1: on Hits one of six point one. Santa Baby, think 89 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:37,559 Speaker 1: you got a really sweet beard? Come here and let 90 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:40,280 Speaker 1: me pull on your beard? Tip? Is that how that 91 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 1: song goes? That's creepy. That is creepy, I know. Um. 92 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 1: It's call of Booty Wednesday, where somebody has to call 93 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 1: their significant other see if they can get them to 94 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:51,360 Speaker 1: leave what they're doing and meet them for a booty 95 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 1: call using only a theme that we give them. Instead 96 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 1: of being overtly sexual and obvious about it, it has 97 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,359 Speaker 1: to be awkward and weird and that's why we do 98 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: it this way. And on the phone with us right 99 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 1: now is Nina. She's about to call her husband, Dylan, 100 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,680 Speaker 1: who's working at a gas station right now, and he's 101 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 1: so you're sure he's the only one there, Nina, Yeah, 102 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,719 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he's there by himself, all right. So 103 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,480 Speaker 1: he's the only one at the gas station. She's gonna 104 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,240 Speaker 1: try and see if she can call him and get 105 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,279 Speaker 1: him to leave the gas station and meet her for 106 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:26,239 Speaker 1: a booty call using only Santa references, so it should 107 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 1: be super awkward and super festive. And remember, if Nina 108 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,840 Speaker 1: can do it, then she wins a date night for 109 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 1: her and her husband and we'll pay for it. All right, Nina, 110 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:37,240 Speaker 1: are you ready to make your call of boutet? I 111 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 1: am ready, and by the way, real quick before I 112 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,839 Speaker 1: make a call. I'm getting a lot of flak on 113 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:47,480 Speaker 1: the text message board one about making fun of Santa Baby. Yeah. Yeah, 114 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 1: it is a weird message though for a Christmas song, 115 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,440 Speaker 1: it's very creepy. If it was a dude singing to 116 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,919 Speaker 1: missus Claus the same way, people will be like, whoa, 117 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 1: that song can never be played. It's the same kind 118 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 1: of thing. I don't think Santa is can hinting, and 119 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 1: she's just like I've been an awful good girl. Think 120 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,000 Speaker 1: of all the fun I've missed, Think of all the 121 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:11,480 Speaker 1: fellas I haven't kissed. Alright, Okay, you make a good point. 122 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,840 Speaker 1: Yeah he's a married man. Here's another line. Yeah he 123 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,039 Speaker 1: is a married I have an open relationship. Okay, we 124 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,440 Speaker 1: don't know, but this line too. Next year I could 125 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,599 Speaker 1: be just as good if you check off my Christmas list. 126 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 1: See it's creepy. I mean when you say it like 127 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:28,159 Speaker 1: that too, it sounds creepy. Yeah, it sounds creepier. It 128 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 1: is creepier when I say it like that. Anyway, all right, 129 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,360 Speaker 1: let's make the call and let you do your thing. 130 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:49,919 Speaker 1: All right? Next station, Hey, Santa Baby Baby for you, 131 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:57,400 Speaker 1: It's me. It's your little missus Claus, Missus Claws. Why 132 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,520 Speaker 1: are you calling your storf missus Claus? What's going on here? 133 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 1: What do you mean? I'm just getting in the spirit 134 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:08,599 Speaker 1: of the holiday seven because I'm trying to slip down 135 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 1: your chimney. Does you know what I mean? What's going 136 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,400 Speaker 1: You've You've been drinking or something's going on with you. 137 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,440 Speaker 1: I'm not drinking. I'm just trying to get on your 138 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 1: Nauti list. What are you doing? What's going on here? 139 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 1: What do you I don't really understand. What are you 140 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 1: talking like this way? Why are you in such a 141 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:30,760 Speaker 1: crazy mood today? I mean, honestly, babe, I'm in this 142 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 1: mood every day, but today it's You're getting there a 143 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,880 Speaker 1: little lot like Christmas came early, if you know what 144 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:39,000 Speaker 1: I mean. Hold right, I'm sorry, I'm on a second. 145 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,640 Speaker 1: I'll be right with you. What'd you say? What were 146 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:46,320 Speaker 1: you saying? I want to be naughty together today and 147 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 1: say stan as a trip? Wow? I think hold on 148 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:56,920 Speaker 1: one second, okay, hold on, okay, you gotta be day 149 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:59,800 Speaker 1: second out? Sorry that you sid how to help that 150 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,080 Speaker 1: guy out? Oh yeah, when I get off, we can 151 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 1: definitely get naughty for sure, unless you want me to 152 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 1: go in the bathroom and face time me right now. No, 153 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 1: I want my presence right now, Sannah. Well, I wish 154 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 1: I can give them to Unina, but I can't. I 155 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:19,920 Speaker 1: can't leave work right now. Are you talking about what 156 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:24,600 Speaker 1: I think you're talking about? Yes? Close up thisish up now, 157 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:29,080 Speaker 1: meet me at home and give me your eulogue. Why 158 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,280 Speaker 1: are you keep talking about Santa stuff? I know where 159 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,200 Speaker 1: you're getting at. Why don't you just kind of come 160 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:36,400 Speaker 1: out and say it. I am coming out and saying it. 161 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:40,640 Speaker 1: I want to jingle your bell? Well, I would love 162 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,320 Speaker 1: for you to jingle my bell, but I don't work. 163 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:50,920 Speaker 1: I really can't leave right now. Sinko bell, chinkle bells, 164 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:57,840 Speaker 1: jingle away? Why are you doing this to me right now? 165 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:00,240 Speaker 1: I'm at work. I can't. I wish I could just 166 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:03,400 Speaker 1: say maybe, but I know you were at work. But 167 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 1: oh what fun it is to ride my one horse 168 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:18,880 Speaker 1: open slay. Maybe miss leave is open for you. This 169 00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:23,920 Speaker 1: is so weird. It won't be weird if you were here. 170 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,000 Speaker 1: Are you serious? You really want me to leave right now? 171 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:34,240 Speaker 1: I'm serious as a Christmas Day present? Are you driving 172 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,480 Speaker 1: me crazy? Here? You know what? Um, I could get 173 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:39,959 Speaker 1: into a lot of trouble. But ho ho ho, I'm 174 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,600 Speaker 1: gonna put this sign up forty five minutes. I'll be 175 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,360 Speaker 1: right back. Be ready, I'll be home as soon as 176 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:50,520 Speaker 1: I can. All right, Santa Davy, you know what missus 177 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:55,000 Speaker 1: class you asked for it. Santa is on his way 178 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,040 Speaker 1: about to jump in this lady, and let Rudolph lead 179 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:05,040 Speaker 1: the way. You better be ready, so ready? So are we? Santa? 180 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:10,880 Speaker 1: Oh my wow, dirty boy, that was hot. You did it? Yeah? Yeah, 181 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:15,480 Speaker 1: it was only one hundred and five percent offward. What's 182 00:10:15,559 --> 00:10:17,440 Speaker 1: going on here? Oh? What's up? Dylan? This is the 183 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:19,560 Speaker 1: Jewel Show. My name is Jewbil. That's Mahat's wife, Alex 184 00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:23,800 Speaker 1: Freesh and english An come on in. What's going on here? 185 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,480 Speaker 1: And of course your wife Nina, Well, your wife wanted 186 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:28,880 Speaker 1: to compete in Call of Booty Wednesday, where you have 187 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,520 Speaker 1: to call your significant other while they're in the middle 188 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:31,960 Speaker 1: of something important and try to get them to leave 189 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,240 Speaker 1: for a booty call using only a random, strange theme 190 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:38,600 Speaker 1: that we've given you, like Santa for example. You gotta 191 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:43,400 Speaker 1: be kidding. Oh we did good. Yeah you won. You 192 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 1: guys win a date night if she got you to leave. 193 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,800 Speaker 1: And apparently Santa was ready to hop in his slave 194 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:51,640 Speaker 1: and shut the gas station down. Huh, I'm ready to 195 00:10:51,679 --> 00:10:55,760 Speaker 1: jump in the ny. Bad thing is we actually had 196 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,960 Speaker 1: all of that conversation and she and she's not ready 197 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,920 Speaker 1: for you. Yeah. Oh no, I'm not ready for you. 198 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,760 Speaker 1: But you can redeem that later. I don't believe work. 199 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,640 Speaker 1: Don't get fired. Also, you said in the middle of 200 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,120 Speaker 1: that you'd go into the bathroom and FaceTime with her dad. 201 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,280 Speaker 1: What was that about? Oh my god, I did see 202 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:15,360 Speaker 1: that. That That is so up. Hear that too, didn't you? Yes, 203 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:18,319 Speaker 1: we did. Would you have actually done that, dirty boy? 204 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:22,439 Speaker 1: If my boss is listening, definitely not all right? That 205 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,880 Speaker 1: would have been the moment we hung up. Yes for sure. 206 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,200 Speaker 1: If you're like, all right, I'm going to the bathroom, 207 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:31,360 Speaker 1: all right, Well, congratulations you did it. Nina Yaya. Any 208 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,840 Speaker 1: of our family members who we are being an awkward 209 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,600 Speaker 1: Christmas Yeah, all right, get back to work, Santa Claus, 210 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,160 Speaker 1: see you later, baby, all right, see your baby. Hi. 211 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:43,559 Speaker 1: Don't let you tonight.