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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us.

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Speaker 2: Time and a termino and gay. We want to send

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Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need do you ride?

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Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 3: to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 3: This is a new experience. The sun is in the

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Speaker 3: amounts of traffic. We are midday recording and it feels.

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Speaker 1: Great and it feels so fine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like this is an actual job. This

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And these maple trees are turning yellow and red and gold,

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Speaker 2: which is my favorite.

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Speaker 1: Oh, this is the street that has fall on.

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Speaker 2: This is this one autumnal street in all of Los

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Speaker 3: Many streets, most being autumnal, but this is the only

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Speaker 2: If you hear a street boasting about all its acorns

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Speaker 1: There has to.

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Speaker 3: Be a situation. And maybe you know the history of

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Speaker 3: woven cone bursting with gorge and baby pumpkins. It's a

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Speaker 2: It used to be a hat that pilgrims wove for

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Speaker 1: A birch stick hat.

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Speaker 2: Get if they could wear it all autumn with out

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Speaker 3: Right, and then wear the hat ceremoniously when greeting visitors

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Speaker 2: Are you thinking of the Pilgrim Thanksgiving horror movie where

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Speaker 3: I don't know what is there one?

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Speaker 1: I think there is?

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Speaker 3: Where are we right? Now writing it. That's our first meeting.

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Speaker 1: Look at Blossom's sister over there. I can't stand it.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, see that's what Blossom used to be shaped like. Yes,

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Speaker 2: She is like bulky in the front like I think

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Speaker 3: A if shaved and died gray a blue healer, yes

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Speaker 3: I had a different opinion of blue heelers when I

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Speaker 3: I only appreciate it now that dog was concerned for us,

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Speaker 2: We went They used to have like the sheep dog

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Speaker 3: It's kind of like a dog show.

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Speaker 2: Then uh no, it's them out in the field literally

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Speaker 2: Sheep sheep sheep, And then you get to watch them

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Speaker 3: Seems like while watching something like that with multiple sheep,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder if sheep dogs or fall asleep at

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Speaker 1: There it is, there it is.

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Speaker 3: And then lower my eye, my eyeglasses.

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Speaker 2: Your spectacles, the front row. Yeah, and then you say,

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Speaker 3: The amount of writing I've done on this show, it's

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Speaker 1: It's kind of what it's for.

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Speaker 3: We talk it out and yeah, Blossom seems like she

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Speaker 2: She comes when I whistle, which makes me very proud

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Speaker 2: of her. Although I just bragged about her doing that

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Speaker 2: I was like, this is not what we agreed upon.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the Hugs are bad with contracts.

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Speaker 2: They don't they don't respect it. Really bad with NDAs.

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Speaker 3: Do you not remember inking your paw on the dotted line?

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Speaker 2: I like that she kind of looks like it's the

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Speaker 2: it's liony.

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Speaker 1: It's a little lion.

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Speaker 3: Oh, big upfront, little in the back. Yeah, I was

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Speaker 1: Oh that's big in front, little in the back. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, little in the middle. But she's got much back.

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Speaker 1: How dare you?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I cannot lie though I like it. I've

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Speaker 3: realizing how many lost, hungry, wayward coyotes have been marching

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Speaker 3: consider it abusive to force a cat to be inside

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Speaker 1: No, if they don't know the difference, they're fine, I suppose,

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Speaker 3: Yeah. And I have had outdoor cats, neighborhood cats that

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Speaker 3: I'm staying indoors from now on. I've had enough of outdoors.

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Speaker 2: I also think it's different for whatever area. Like. Growing

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Speaker 2: I witnessed some terrible things done to our cats by

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of part of it. It's really horrible.

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Speaker 2: But if you're in the city and it's like straight

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Speaker 3: I know. I used to just resk bect to cat's

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Speaker 3: I've only had experience with cats that are so agile.

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Speaker 3: I dare a dog to try and catch any of

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Speaker 2: But and then all the coyotes in LA just turned

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Speaker 3: Okay that this coyote the other night was literally stalking

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Speaker 1: They have no they're not afraid shame, they have no fear.

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Speaker 2: They don't they have no shame, and don't they know

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Speaker 3: And they know that under the eyes of God, they

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Speaker 3: are they are Their marriages aren't recognized. There are sinners,

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Speaker 2: Their marriages are not you the ones that came up

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, that was fucking crazy because they did the

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Speaker 2: it's us, and it's like you're here to eat my pets.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, not having a fence in your back yard

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Speaker 1: Well you need to make offensive garlic totside the packer,

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Speaker 3: Garlic that I've got a chance that at a rally,

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Speaker 3: I yeah, I feel like though on the way to

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Speaker 3: And I'm not afraid to look like whatever. I'm not

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Speaker 1: Of course not.

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Speaker 3: But I will go around with a cat in a backpack.

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Speaker 3: And this guy had one that was the entire backpack

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Speaker 1: On the on the bubble on the patch door.

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Speaker 2: You when you say it was glass, do you actually

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Speaker 2: mean it was glass?

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Speaker 3: I think just a high density domed plast that got you.

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Speaker 3: And honestly, that's why I'm bringing this all up. That

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Speaker 3: cat on exerciseless walks.

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Speaker 2: I mean, can you wear a backpack? That's the question

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Speaker 2: you always have to ask yourself. And can you wear

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Speaker 2: a front pack? Can you wear a pack that makes

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Speaker 2: it look like you have a baby but it is

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Speaker 2: not a baby? When this culture and the patriarchy that's

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Speaker 2: embedded in this culture already makes men feel like they're

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Speaker 2: not so to be uh, you know, soft and maternal

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Speaker 2: like that you're not allowed to be. Are you ready

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Speaker 2: to be that?

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Speaker 3: Talking about my plight?

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Speaker 2: Finally, I mean we have to put it on the

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Speaker 2: We have to centerment again. But you're not only going

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Speaker 2: to be exposing and vulnerable to that part of you

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Speaker 3: That is my new Val Kilmer touring stage play. I

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Speaker 2: There's also well, there's obviously lots of streets because there's

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Speaker 2: I mean sorry, but in San Francisco. Yeah, if you

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Speaker 3: regrets about not doing that, because well, yeah, I've soon

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a passion and a hobby that I'll

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Speaker 1: But anyway, let it surprise you. I look at Jack Skellington.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have learned. And I really slept on night

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Speaker 3: Have known, and then I show the ending is my

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Speaker 2: Have you ever seen the guy a picture that went

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Speaker 3: Wow? No.

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Speaker 2: And there's also a mister cool as Ice and he

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know it's to taste obviously, right, depending

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Speaker 3: No, no, you're supposed to take one now, No, I

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Speaker 3: But there was like a sailor that was getting all

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't know. I don't know. I'm starting to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just like people are going to know still

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Speaker 3: That's what I would sky. I'm on you.

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Speaker 2: I would have been like, listen, get my name out

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Speaker 3: Get my name out of your goddamn mouth. Slap. I'll

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Speaker 3: And we had a discussion and then these kids and

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Speaker 1: Gross.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And I think I actually saw that happen real time,

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Speaker 1: They stressed me out and.

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Speaker 2: I saw it and I literally was just like, you

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Speaker 2: have fucking got to be kidding me, Like what is

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Speaker 3: Because he did a gij and joke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it none of it tracked.

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Speaker 1: This is so goofy.

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Speaker 2: like he wants to him to slap them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of funny.

446
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Speaker 3: It's weird, and I'm not usually a victim blame me person,

447
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 3: but when I first saw it, it was like, I said,

448
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Speaker 3: why did he riff that kind of why? Why? Reference?

449
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Speaker 1: That's your bald lady reference.

450
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Speaker 3: I mean, he might as well have said Janet O'Connor

451
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Speaker 3: or something like. I didn't like the joke. And then

452
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Speaker 3: that stood out to me more than the slap, because

453
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Speaker 3: I guess in my mind, public violence is normal.

454
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

455
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Speaker 3: And then over a few days I was like, wait

456
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Speaker 3: a minute, he handled it very well and calmly, and

457
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Speaker 3: and uh, well why am I friend will Will Will

458
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Speaker 3: Smith is? See I can't I kept I got his

459
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Speaker 3: name out in my mouth.

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Speaker 1: Can about him again?

461
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Speaker 3: Yeah? What's his name?

462
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Speaker 4: Will?

463
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Speaker 3: I Will Willy Lily?

464
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Speaker 2: Uh?

465
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Speaker 3: I realized how insane it was.

466
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Speaker 1: Later so crazy?

467
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Speaker 2: Well, we everybody needed a process, because I don't think

468
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Speaker 2: public slapping has happened in quite some time.

469
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Speaker 3: No, it was very to be for it to be

470
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Speaker 3: open handed, like it's a duel. He might as well

471
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Speaker 3: have taken off a white glove.

472
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, or he did it, but he also was like

473
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Speaker 2: yelling a weird thing where it's just like I don't know.

474
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 1: The whole thing was just so fucking odd.

475
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 3: Right, And we're used to seeing sketches. I would I

476
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Speaker 3: really thought it was like a poorly executed sketch, Yes

477
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Speaker 3: that I saw.

478
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Speaker 1: Yeah, like a boring sketch two hundred feet. I always

479
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Speaker 1: do that. I always stopped before we're there. That's my

480
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Speaker 1: guarantee to you listeners.

481
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Speaker 3: Oh, I like this frontage and the wind chimes. I'm

482
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Speaker 3: very excited for our guess.

483
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Speaker 1: I am too. I'm a fan, an admirer, but not

484
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 1: get a friend. Same. But the track record of this show,

485
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: you know, we will all be friends. It stands for itself.

486
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 1: It stands for itself.

487
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 3: We've we've made no enemies on this podcast, and that's

488
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,160
Speaker 3: something I hope stays.

489
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Speaker 1: Is that true? I mean, I I wonder if I'd

490
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 1: love the enemies.

491
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 3: Let's let's say their names.

492
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 2: Or like, if you were on this podcast and you

493
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,919
Speaker 2: really left with a bad taste, please write to us

494
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Speaker 2: at Chris Fairbanks at gmail dot com.

495
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I will receive those.

496
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Speaker 3: Sure. Oh and I like the next door patio. I

497
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 3: like a open patio with a roof with like uh

498
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 3: fans and everything.

499
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice.

500
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Speaker 3: I just I don't like that. The only way to

501
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 3: describe that, in my experience is a plantation style home.

502
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, can we quit saying that? What about a style? Also?

503
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Speaker 2: Well, how about palazzo style? And then that's more kind

504
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,919
Speaker 2: of Italian. I don't know if it's even accurate, but

505
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 2: you can use it.

506
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 3: Yes, how about Yes, let's act at least like we've

507
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,719
Speaker 3: traveled the globe. Yes, palazzo. It's more of a palazzo style,

508
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 3: and people are like palazzo. Oh, I'm sorry, you're domesticated.

509
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 3: I meant plantation for you.

510
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 2: Oh, but I'm above you're intrinsically racist and insist upon

511
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Speaker 2: using that terminology.

512
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Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, it is a bad, bad, casually said thing,

513
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 5: much like when on the news you hear a reporter

514
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 5: describe the assailant was wearing a wife beatter t shirt.

515
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm like whoa, that's still what we're calling an

516
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 3: underwear tank top. I know underwear tank top doesn't roll

517
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 3: off the tongue and people will go what huh.

518
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: But also don't you don't have to describe the outfits.

519
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 3: We did it again. We were in the wrong house,

520
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 3: do you do? You know? Today's asked clubs and colleges

521
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 3: across the country put your ears together for Sabrina. Julie,

522
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 3: thank you so much for having me.

523
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 4: Everybody, it's incredible to be in this car.

524
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 3: Thank you.

525
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,719
Speaker 4: I've been excited all morning.

526
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: Yay, good us too.

527
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 3: Yes, we're just talking about how excited we are, how much.

528
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 2: We admire you, how sorry, how sorry we were that

529
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 2: we couldn't get it together on election dates we record.

530
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Speaker 4: You couldn't get it together because I'm that god damn

531
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 4: day that we have had before. We've done it before

532
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 4: in twenty sixteen, and it's like, it doesn't nothing changes.

533
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 4: You still have to just sit shiva. You gotta just

534
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 4: lay down. Yes, let it all wash over you. And

535
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 4: now look at us. Now I see people that look

536
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 4: like Donald Trump driving. I'm like, this is hilarious. Now

537
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 4: I've got now, I've got the dissonance.

538
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, how soon after that decision was made by I

539
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 3: guess us, were you talking about returning to Canada?

540
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 4: Oh? Immediately, immediately, And my parents get so horny. I'm

541
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 4: from Canada. Yeah, I'm from Toronto. And my mom has

542
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 4: been like the sky is falling for years, basically since

543
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 4: the first time Trump was elected. She's been like, well,

544
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 4: let's get all your paperwork together and let's make sure

545
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 4: that everything's ready, like like to be in in the

546
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 4: full Handmaid's Tale. Yeah, which I know. I'm probably the

547
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 4: first to draw that.

548
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: Comparison brand news.

549
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Speaker 4: Let everybody let that sink in.

550
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Speaker 6: It feels a lot like that, guys, And but it

551
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 6: is the the fucked up thing is that it like

552
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Speaker 6: it does take really bad shit happening for me to

553
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 6: do the paperwork and the like.

554
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 4: Then it's like it really is like the cauldron is

555
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 4: boiling on your butt and you I went to the

556
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 4: court house the very next day after he was elected.

557
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 4: I went to the courthouse. I need to change my

558
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 4: elder son's last name. There's a bunch of paperwork I

559
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 4: need to do before they can become citizens. Step one.

560
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Speaker 1: Wow.

561
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 4: I when we had our first kid. We have a

562
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Speaker 4: six year old and we have an eight month old

563
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 4: first kid. This is a podcast where someone just talks

564
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 4: and talks and talks and just you're like, I haven't

565
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 4: asked you a question before. Here's what I got to

566
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Speaker 4: do with the courthouse.

567
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Speaker 1: Yah, yeah, we love it.

568
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 4: Okay. Well, so when my first son was born, I

569
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 4: was like, well this is biologically Like I met a

570
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 4: surfer in Mexico. I said, I volunteer you as tribute.

571
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 4: I put the sperm in Shaanna. I was like, I'm

572
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 4: the executive producer, and so he should have my last

573
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 4: name and as Shawna. I remember being like in pomp

574
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 4: Springs naked with a bunch of gay friends and and

575
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 4: all these like gay men sort of being like why

576
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 4: is it your last name? And I'm like, shut up.

577
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Speaker 1: You shut up.

578
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 4: We don't need to reinvent the wheel here. It's my

579
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Speaker 4: last name because I've got broad shoulders and I organized

580
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 4: this whole thing. Yeah, carry all the heavy luggage when

581
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 4: we go to the airport. You just shut up.

582
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Speaker 3: Always should be shoulder based, yes, always shoulder based.

583
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Speaker 4: So then I started thinking about it. You know, Shauna

584
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 4: gets cut open, this baby comes out, this baby is

585
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 4: our baby, and I'm like, it is kind of fucked up.

586
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 4: But I just was like, it's my last name. Why

587
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 4: is it my last name? And so then we started

588
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 4: thinking about combining our last name. Shawna's last name is

589
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 4: McCann minus julius, so we're like, all right, mcclee and

590
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 4: so for the second baby, we just put that on

591
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 4: the birth certificate. You could put anything on the birth certificate,

592
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 4: by the way. That's like a yes. You could be

593
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 4: like potato, Potato, potato, and they're like, sure, sign right here.

594
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Speaker 1: I love that baby.

595
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 4: Yes, by the way, my baby looks like a little

596
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 4: John Candy tribute character. So you should be called potato

597
00:32:56,320 --> 00:33:02,239
Speaker 4: Potato Potato. No, no, I don't know. Oh yes, but I

598
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 4: need to change Wolfe's last name. So that's what I

599
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 4: need to do, and then they can become Canadian citizens,

600
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Speaker 4: and then we can, you know, if we wanted to

601
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Speaker 4: run away in protest. But you know what, if this

602
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 4: land mass is on fire, Canada is just a fanny

603
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Speaker 4: pack attached to it.

604
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Speaker 1: Also, did you hear this?

605
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Speaker 2: For some reason made me feel a lot better in

606
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 2: my kind of full dissociation after those that's what I did.

607
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't record like a comedy thing today.

608
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 2: But I'll be able to do it in three days,

609
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 2: because that's usually my system of push it all down.

610
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Speaker 4: Yes, a three day push down. Yeah, it's like those

611
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 4: like robotic trash compactors.

612
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 1: Yes, and exactly.

613
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Speaker 2: And as it starts to swell back up because there's

614
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 2: too many milk cartons in there, the fucking Chief of

615
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 2: Police LAPD came out and made a statement that they

616
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Speaker 2: will not be aiding the Trump administration in rounding anybody

617
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 2: up in the Los Angeles area. And I was like,

618
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 2: that is the most powerful thing that the biggest villain

619
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Speaker 2: who could be talking came out and was like, guess

620
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 2: what you thought you hated us, We're on We're actually

621
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Speaker 2: going to be on your side.

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Speaker 4: And now it explains Karen why you're wearing a blue Lives.

623
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Speaker 3: Matter right right?

624
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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I see the back now that is so

625
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 4: cool and ultimately, you know, like I also, we were

626
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,919
Speaker 4: in Europe this summer and I was like, we spent

627
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 4: some time in Barcelona and we're like, what a life? Like,

628
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 4: why why are we so tethered to these spots like

629
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Speaker 4: I've lived. I grew up in Toronto, I in my

630
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 4: early twenties moved to New York. I left for la.

631
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Speaker 4: Whenever you go to any place that you've ever lived,

632
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Speaker 4: you get the question of like, but but you miss

633
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,919
Speaker 4: it here though, right, And it's like they're all they're

634
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 4: all my girlfriends, yes that I've married, they're my ex wives,

635
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 4: they're my wives, they're my I'm I'm so I hate polyamory,

636
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 4: just I just want to make it clear that wh

637
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 4: I am like the Westboro Baptist Church about polyamory. Like

638
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 4: when it comes to being gay, I'm like, you don't

639
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 4: have to be it to get it, but when it

640
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 4: comes to polyamory, and like, get out of my.

641
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Speaker 3: Giant.

642
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Speaker 4: But when it comes to locations, I'm a polywally ding

643
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Speaker 4: dong and I know that's what they like to be called. Wow,

644
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 4: I know I'm in trouble, but that's okay. Trump can

645
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 4: be president. I can just go wild on polywally ding

646
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 4: dong and that's what I have poly friends, So don't

647
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 4: worry anyways, I am Polly for locations. So we're in

648
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 4: Spain and we're like, why do we just live here

649
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 4: for a bit? And then of course Trump gets elected

650
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 4: and we're like Barcelona.

651
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 2: Yes, although they're going through all that stuff with like

652
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 2: the people protesting again, No, we.

653
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 4: Did not experience it. However, we went trick or treating

654
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Speaker 4: with one of Wolfe's friends is Pedro, and Pedro's mom

655
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 4: is from Spain, and we're sort of talking about this

656
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 4: option if Trump wins, do we go to Spain? And

657
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 4: she looks at us like we're idiots. So she goes,

658
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 4: you know what's happening with it? And I'm like what

659
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 4: And She's like it's very racist and very homophobic, and

660
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, I guess there's something nice about not

661
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 4: understanding the language. Yes, people could be like look dykes,

662
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Speaker 4: and I'll be like, I love it.

663
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little slightly different from Spanish, so I

664
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 3: didn't quite check that up.

665
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 4: Yes, it sounds like Spanish, but it's got that yeah.

666
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 3: Yeah.

667
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 2: Also, those people are so gorgeous, Like every person we

668
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 2: went to Barcelona, the food everything I ate was the

669
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 2: best thing I'd ever eaten. And every person I looked

670
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 2: at I was like, why are you the most gorgeous

671
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 2: person I've ever looked at?

672
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,760
Speaker 4: See, this is azing. You're tapping into something. If Trump

673
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 4: supporters were gorgeous and spoke in a way where we

674
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 4: completely didn't understand what they're saying, I'm all in, right,

675
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:52,240
Speaker 4: I'm all in for Texas.

676
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 2: Make it easy for me, please, But no, instead, it's

677
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 2: this grating accent of weirdness and those big weird like

678
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 2: Mormon girl curls where it's like I don't want to

679
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 2: look at this.

680
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 4: No, but I did have an uber driver on Friday night.

681
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 4: I did get quite drunk at a crazy de Valet

682
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 4: party sing Lily Sing, YouTube phenom business person. I was

683
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 4: in a movie with her. She throws this party. I

684
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 4: thought it was going to be at her house. I

685
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 4: brought a bottle of wine, thinking I'm going to someone's house.

686
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 4: It was like a wedding.

687
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 3: Oh, it was.

688
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 4: Huge, and Shauna and I just went bananas. We had

689
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 4: so much fun.

690
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,399
Speaker 2: Sorry, is that Indian New Year?

691
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

692
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 4: It's it's an Indian celebration of light, and so that

693
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,720
Speaker 4: was nice. It was like the friday after the election.

694
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 4: And she was like, you know, the focus here is

695
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 4: just have fun, don't focus on the problems. And I

696
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 4: was like, I'm focusing on the open bar. And then

697
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 4: she was like pouring shots and mouths and Shauna and

698
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 4: I just got We just enjoyed ourselves. And in the

699
00:37:56,719 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 4: uber drive home, the guy was like yeah for Trump.

700
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 3: Oh well, and.

701
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 4: I mean it's happening, you know, you guys. But in

702
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 4: that state where I was wasted, I really was like.

703
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, right to do. Yeah, Like the time I

704
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 3: got rear ended and hugged the guy. It's like I'm traumatized.

705
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: But also you don't.

706
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 2: I think that's so brilliant because you do not want

707
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 2: to give them what they want, which is this fight,

708
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 2: which is this what are you doing like all that focus,

709
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 2: attention and passion instead you're like, sure, dude, sure you.

710
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 4: Know something that I do think about because my mother

711
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 4: is Swiss and she raised me so she would always

712
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 4: say cuppa and it means like chin up. And what

713
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 4: I'm learning with therapy and marrying a woman that likes

714
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 4: crystals is like sometimes sometimes no chinned down for a

715
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 4: fucking second. Accord that when it's like sometimes chinned down

716
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 4: but also sometimes chin up. Yeah, And in chin up mentality,

717
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 4: I'm like I moved to New York like almost twenty

718
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 4: years ago, and all I had was these commercial auditions

719
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 4: where like the biggest tip I was getting from like

720
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 4: acting coaches and fake managers was like try to look

721
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,479
Speaker 4: more like just a regular girl, like oy just fit

722
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 4: your body into this contour that doesn't like My first

723
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 4: audition was so sad. It was like the breakdown was

724
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 4: like legs of a Venus model must wear short short

725
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 4: shorts to show up those long legs, and I famously

726
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 4: have short legs. Like I almost think, like we know,

727
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 4: Rosio Donald used to have that like stool that popped

728
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 4: up for like short legged people. Do you guys remember

729
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 4: no what like she had? You remember?

730
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 3: Tommy?

731
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 4: Can you do you remember the show? You don't remember

732
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:49,879
Speaker 4: the Rosio Donald show?

733
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 3: I do?

734
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 1: I remember launch and not the detail?

735
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 4: Well, then I hate that I've done this detour to us.

736
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 4: I love it. But she got to knock out a

737
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,840
Speaker 4: little a little stool for people with short legs, and

738
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 4: I wouldn't need that stool. But anyway, I.

739
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: Delusionally were they mad? What would if.

740
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,760
Speaker 4: It's me, I'm like, this is comfortable. I'm finally touching

741
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 4: the floor, you know, so a footstool, a footstool would

742
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 4: knock out into the like to like yeah, to give

743
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 4: the little short legged person a little wow?

744
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,839
Speaker 3: What if what if you were a guest that never

745
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 3: considered their legs short until that moment.

746
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 4: I look as someone with short legs. You fucking know. Yeah,

747
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 4: no one's surprising.

748
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 1: I know. I say, yeah, yeah, it's us.

749
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 4: And we know. Honestly, I wouldn't I wouldn't be mad

750
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 4: if there was an Apple box this in the sea, right.

751
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 3: We got a quarter boxes, we got full box.

752
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 4: And I'll take the full please.

753
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: Wait, So you go to this audition with the shortest

754
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 1: legs wear.

755
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 4: I wear my girlfriend's clothes. I put on some esper

756
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 4: drills to extend the legs. I'm like, I'm like wearing

757
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 4: like a tube top. I'm like a different gender than

758
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 4: I've ever expressed, even in my high school days when

759
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 4: I was trying. And I'm like catching my reflection on

760
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 4: on like dirty windows and I'm like, who the fuck

761
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 4: is this? And I like get to Midtown and the

762
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 4: elevator said, and I climb up the stairs with the

763
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 4: fucking espiritrils. I'm like just a sweaty mess. And I

764
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 4: get up there to the casting agent and she goes,

765
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 4: who are you. I'm like, great questions. I'm like, I'm

766
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 4: Sabrina Jalie and she goes, no, y'are not, No, you're not.

767
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 4: And I'm like, what are you talking about? Yeah? I

768
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 4: know I am Sabrina Jalise and I have an audition here.

769
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 4: She's like, no, you don't. I'm like no, look and

770
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 4: I pull up my email and she's like, oh god,

771
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 4: oh god, where did you come from? And I'm like

772
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 4: it's okay, I'll leave Bushwick. I'll just head back to

773
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 4: like no, no, no, you stay here. I want you

774
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 4: here for this, and she calls my agent and she goes, yeah,

775
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 4: there's a problem. I asked for Sabrina Jails, the model

776
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 4: from Brazil, and you sent me Sabrina Jalise, the comic

777
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 4: from Bushwick.

778
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 3: Oh that's great.

779
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: She made you stay for it.

780
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 4: She made me stay for it, and I'm just I

781
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 4: think about but that was like, that's how desperately I

782
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,240
Speaker 4: wanted an opportunity, Like I knew what was I thinking

783
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 4: that I was gonna like put these clothes on and

784
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 4: immediately be like castable. That's so funny, you know model,

785
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 4: It's like, but tho, that's but it spoke to how

786
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 4: desperate I was to have some sort of shot at

787
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 4: booking anything twenty years ago.

788
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 3: Were you even twenty years old at that point?

789
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 4: I was twenty yeah.

790
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

791
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 2: But also they used to phrase it the thing that

792
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 2: drove me crazy when I did that very briefly. They

793
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 2: would always phrase it they want you to come and

794
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 2: read for. They want you to come and read for.

795
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: So you didn't.

796
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 2: It was a your delusion was not by yourself.

797
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: It's like they wanted you, they wanted me.

798
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, they wanted to be by name.

799
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 3: I like that. That casting director was like, sit here,

800
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna yell at your agent with you.

801
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,800
Speaker 4: But the cop fo The like chin up of this moment,

802
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 4: I think is that we can't forget that. It's a

803
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 4: completely different landscape now now it's this is this is

804
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 4: like in terms of I mean, the industry right now

805
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,720
Speaker 4: is garbage and we're going through it. It's a slump moment,

806
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 4: but it still is a place where my best shot

807
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 4: at selling something, creating something, breaking a story through is

808
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 4: by being me yes. And there is a market for it,

809
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 4: and there is a word. This is a world that

810
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:24,479
Speaker 4: sees the value in real stories, no matter what gay

811
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 4: stray b all that stuff like that exists. Yes, and

812
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 4: that's what I think. The Democrats were campaigning so hard

813
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 4: just on that, and now we've realized, okay, well no,

814
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 4: there's so many people that are upset about the price

815
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 4: of eggs, and that's a validating And there's some people

816
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 4: that are, you know, that healthcare thing. They like a

817
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 4: little bit campaigned too hard into the magic of that

818
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 4: feeling and forgot some of the like brass tacks Middle America.

819
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 2: Yea, remember when she came out when she was talking

820
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:55,720
Speaker 2: about when I get into office, I'm going to immediately

821
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 2: make it illegal for them to price gouge the way

822
00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,320
Speaker 2: they've done at grocery stores.

823
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: I only that once, and.

824
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 2: It's like, you should have said that at the beginning

825
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 2: of every fucking dumb interview you did everywhere.

826
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 1: You went, because that's what people care about it.

827
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 4: And I like shudder at even the words she because

828
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 4: we know this is Coca Cola and pepsi. We know,

829
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 4: and I think there's like there is a virtue to

830
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 4: pepsi one and pepsi said, we're all toxic here, and

831
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 4: it's like, I think, well, let's get someone for Coca Cola.

832
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 4: That's like, I love that. That's my brand loyalty that

833
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,919
Speaker 4: I'm like my Democrats is Coca Cola and Coca is good.

834
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 3: I think everyone would agree with that.

835
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, And it's like, let's get some also, we don't need.

836
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 4: This doesn't need to be I get it that we

837
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 4: want a female president. It doesn't have to be. Now,

838
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 4: guess what we tried it in very recent history. Yeah,

839
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 4: with a candidate that should have held up and if

840
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 4: she was a man, she would have and it didn't happen.

841
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 4: And as women, we have experienced that so many times

842
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 4: in our life that there's a part of us that

843
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 4: of course our heartbreaks. But then didn't every woman also

844
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 4: kind of know yes, And didn't every man in a

845
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,879
Speaker 4: deeper way even kind of know hell yes.

846
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 2: Well also, I think there's a lot of men who

847
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 2: would like to tell themselves and other women that, of

848
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 2: course they're on that side, of course, but deep down

849
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 2: they're just not believers. No matter what they did at

850
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 2: the polls, they just actually don't in their life believe

851
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 2: that when women are talking to them they should listen

852
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 2: the same as when men are talking to.

853
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 4: Just repeat that. Because my shoulders got in the way,

854
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 4: I'm kidding.

855
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 1: My ears were blocked by the width of my shoulder.

856
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 3: And being the man in the car, I didn't I

857
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 3: just had a high pitched ring in my ear and

858
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 3: drown everything out. I can't even control it.

859
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 4: I mean, it really It really is like it's like

860
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 4: two different universal planes. Yes, on one, we are like

861
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 4: these ayahuasca souls like that, like see each other and understand,

862
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 4: and it's like why are we so hung up on

863
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,879
Speaker 4: these things? And then on the other, it's like there's

864
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 4: a bunch of billionaires paying us to.

865
00:45:56,200 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 2: Sword fied yeah, and single shooter video games telling twelve

866
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 2: year old boy is it's the girl's fault that you

867
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 2: are ABC or D, which is just like, Okay, we

868
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 2: have to fix that at.

869
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,359
Speaker 4: Some point, yeah, we do, but you want to know

870
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 4: how it got fixed. Yesterday, hell my sweet son Wolfy

871
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,800
Speaker 4: asked for some decks, like some DJ decks for Christmas

872
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 4: two years ago. Audition for Talent Show last year, got

873
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 4: in became Talent Show became every transition this year, did

874
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 4: not even have to audition. He is just the DJ

875
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 4: at the talent footage, the DJing like he's d recurrent show,

876
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 4: but he knows how to use the software he is.

877
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,359
Speaker 4: I'm like, I woke up this morning and I was

878
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,799
Speaker 4: and I was aware that I needed to cover it,

879
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 4: but I'm like, I'm start struck. Yes, oh so cool.

880
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 3: Did you know anything about that or did he just

881
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 3: learn on that.

882
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 2: Question is, do you think it's the surfers DNA that's

883
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 2: really behind it?

884
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 4: Dude, the surfers DNA. This is the brilliant thing about

885
00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 4: the surfers DNA. The surfer lets the waves come to him. Yeah,

886
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 4: that was like the moment that I knew I was

887
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 4: gonna ask for a sperm. I already knew. And then

888
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 4: he had a tattoo of a wolf in his back,

889
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 4: and we knew that we were gonna name the baby wolves.

890
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 4: The giz is mine, Yeah to the line read of

891
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 4: the jig is up, So so I got up. He's like,

892
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 4: you know, a surf lesson is a lot of just

893
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,879
Speaker 4: like staring into each other's eyes, wondering when someone's gonna

894
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:27,760
Speaker 4: ask for jizz. It's just like he's standing there aiming

895
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 4: my board, waiting for the right wave, and then we

896
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,760
Speaker 4: get the wave takes off. I kind of like lose

897
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 4: control and swerve into someone else's lesson, and when I'm

898
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 4: getting my surfboard, the coach from that lesson is like,

899
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 4: if you are digging a lesson with me, that would

900
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,799
Speaker 4: never happen. Oh, And I was like, I'm just like

901
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 4: a dumb bitch that watches Bravo and I like swim

902
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 4: back to him and I'm like, oh my god, you

903
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 4: would not believe what they just said about you and me?

904
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 4: And can you believe? And his reaction so stoic, so confident,

905
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 4: just he literally was like, oh that's funny. Not again, yeah,

906
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 4: not like that's a long string of yarn on this yeah,

907
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 4: just like, yeah, that's funny.

908
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: You know.

909
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 4: It's like just like washes right over him. And I'm like,

910
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:15,320
Speaker 4: I can't wait to executive produce your baby.

911
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: Wow.

912
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 3: And how soon after the lesson? Did you?

913
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 2: I took a second lesson two days later, and they

914
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 2: we're like, I have a proposition for you.

915
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

916
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 4: I was like, now that we're here, yes, Oh. I

917
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 4: just was like I've never asked anyone this before, but

918
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 4: I you know, by this time, Shawna had met him

919
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 4: and had like a gut feeling she's again crystals, you know, and.

920
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: What can you remember his like actual answer.

921
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 4: He kind of took a beat, like he obviously was

922
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 4: not expecting it. And then he was like what I

923
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 4: said was we think you're super cool and we just

924
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 4: you know, wondering if you were interested in helping us

925
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 4: make a family. And he said, I don't know, how

926
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 4: that works. But that sounds interesting. You guys are a

927
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 4: beautiful couple, and if I can help you, then that

928
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 4: sounds well because you know what's also I never get

929
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 4: into this detail, but what happened after was he met

930
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 4: us that night and I was wearing these boxers and

931
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,879
Speaker 4: I was sitting on these stairs leading up to our

932
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:26,439
Speaker 4: hotel and these stairs are like facing the main kind

933
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 4: of shopping drag and we're sitting and he's kind of

934
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 4: sitting a few stairs below me, and we're talking and

935
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 4: I see this guy kind of like iing me on

936
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 4: the like sitting on a bench, and I'm like, gross, whatever,

937
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 4: and I get back in and later on I realized

938
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 4: there is a gash in my boxers. That is literally

939
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,959
Speaker 4: I hate that I use the word gash, but it

940
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 4: is simply exposing the nitty gritty of my true pussy.

941
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,800
Speaker 4: So in terms of like what he thought was happening,

942
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 4: I'm like, I also him, like days later, I'm like,

943
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 4: did you notice. He's like, yeah, I thought it was

944
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:05,240
Speaker 4: a little weird.

945
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 7: That's so funny, that's so embarrassing, so embarrassing.

946
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 2: That actually happened to me once at the Hollywood YMCA,

947
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 2: I was I went there with my friend. We both

948
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 2: were like on the treadmill for forty five minutes, and

949
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 2: then she was doing one other thing and so I

950
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 2: just sat down with my back against the wall and

951
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 2: was just kind of like waiting for her. Yeah, and

952
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 2: I had I think I was sitting criss cross apple sauce. Yes,

953
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 2: And this old man came up and asked for a

954
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,359
Speaker 2: ride home, and I was like, no, what do you know,

955
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 2: what are you talking about?

956
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,240
Speaker 3: And that old man came rolling home. No other option,

957
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 3: this young man.

958
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 2: But then when I finally got home to take a shower,

959
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,760
Speaker 2: I took my leggings off and it was completely split.

960
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,479
Speaker 1: Oh no, from the front to the back.

961
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 2: So I think maybe he was like, there's a possibility

962
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 2: she could be trying to do some sort of silence.

963
00:50:58,520 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 4: For do you want me to be your donor?

964
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: Yes?

965
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,320
Speaker 3: This is so strange. Have I talked about my Mine

966
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 3: was at the y w c A in San Francisco

967
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 3: with a high school youth group.

968
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 4: And why the W stands for women?

969
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? Yeah?

970
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:14,399
Speaker 4: Are you doing there with your pussy head?

971
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 3: It was I, I know, business boxer based and Christian Association. Everyone, Yes,

972
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 3: this is Hollywood baby, all that. Everyone was doing chin

973
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 3: ups late at night and I came out in my underwear.

974
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 3: These are all friends of mine, but it was mostly

975
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 3: girls that were doing chin ups. Jill Rasmussen could do

976
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 3: like fifteen chin ups. She was she played for the

977
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:45,800
Speaker 3: Montana Grizzlies.

978
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 4: Oh, she also was my first wife. And I'm not

979
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 4: talking about it.

980
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 3: Hey's I loved her. I loved her. I still my memories.

981
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 3: But she could do more chin ups than me. I

982
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 3: still was trying, and I had boxers in. The flat

983
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 3: was open, and my tiny undeveloped penis was sticking out

984
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:04,360
Speaker 3: of the flat.

985
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm literally picturing this as present day, like

986
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 4: I'm like picturing this as like a year ago. I mean,

987
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 4: you described your tiny undeveloped I said, Chris, No, that's.

988
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 3: The thing about the story. It's ever green. But they

989
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 3: didn't say anything. They just were like laughing because these

990
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 3: were people that cared.

991
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 4: About me, and I just want to it was close

992
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 4: your eyes right now, listener. If you're picturing Chris with

993
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 4: a tiny green penis right now, you are correct.

994
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 3: If you are correct, out of the shorts with the

995
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:45,280
Speaker 3: tiniest I'm good in the garden green thumb penis.

996
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 1: But it's deciduous.

997
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 4: So and that was when they said no more boys

998
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 4: at the.

999
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: That's the capitalized that w please.

1000
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so traumatizing.

1001
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything, all of life.

1002
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 3: And I don't know why if we were even allowed there.

1003
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 3: There was just mats on the floor and we all slept.

1004
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 4: The guys, life is about not just how you handle

1005
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 4: it when you're a pussy's covered. Are you going to

1006
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:14,800
Speaker 4: handle a gash.

1007
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 2: You recover when you're gashing it up at a public

1008
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 2: uh event?

1009
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 1: Space? My god?

1010
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:26,760
Speaker 3: And the terrible thing is it was a factory made

1011
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 3: hole in the short. This was meant to happen.

1012
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have the silly little flaps so you could

1013
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 4: pee so easily.

1014
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a prank on me by the Van

1015
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:35,240
Speaker 1: Heusen company.

1016
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 4: Welcome to silly little flaps in a little girl's boxer

1017
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 4: so I can I would not actually work, I guess.

1018
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hilarious. The men's underwear. I've always had this

1019
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,359
Speaker 3: very hard to access opening up front that no one

1020
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,280
Speaker 3: has ever used.

1021
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: Interesting, you pulled the waistline down.

1022
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 3: That's the fastest easy. Yes, you don't do the weird

1023
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 3: origami ceremony.

1024
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 4: I didn't know, did you know? This Karen is not used.

1025
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 3: No, that's just why I just started to share it.

1026
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 3: You tried to change the subject and I appreciate it.

1027
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 4: No, no, you you were like, I have some I'm.

1028
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,920
Speaker 1: More to talk about underwear design.

1029
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:19,360
Speaker 3: No, no, no, yeah, there's a yeah, it doesn't work.

1030
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 4: You should design. You should have merch that is pulled down,

1031
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 4: like there's arrows on the waistband and and you it

1032
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,280
Speaker 4: says pulled down, and then it'll be like you invented

1033
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 4: this way. That is that real way?

1034
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: Well, you know they do.

1035
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 2: That with like certain kinds of spanks and those if

1036
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 2: you worn those like oh, this Harris Walls sign just

1037
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 2: sitting there, my friend reminds.

1038
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,320
Speaker 3: Me of the big bag of balloons above the stage

1039
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:49,760
Speaker 3: at the West Side Comedy Theater day after so Ull.

1040
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 2: The undropped balloons undropped thank you.

1041
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,320
Speaker 1: Well, I was just gonna say the spanks.

1042
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 2: There is that version of it in spanks which feels

1043
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 2: very inv for like the twenty tens, like I'd never

1044
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 2: seen it before, and then recent spanks that I put

1045
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 2: on where it's kind of like there's either a split

1046
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 2: or a little thing that you can snap back. Oh,

1047
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 2: you're talking about the ogami the orgami of women's shit,

1048
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,760
Speaker 2: which is, in my opinion, a lot harder to get around,

1049
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:17,720
Speaker 2: especially when you're.

1050
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 4: Like, all, well, I used to spank it up, that's

1051
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 4: what I'm saying. Twenty years ago, I was spanking.

1052
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 3: So yeah, there's a there's an opening on that that's convoluted.

1053
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 2: No, it's actually I guess what I'm trying to say

1054
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 2: is they finally innovated it for women where it works

1055
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 2: and it's there, but I had not seen it up

1056
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 2: until that point that I that I.

1057
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 4: Saw it, then I'm picturing it going both layers through

1058
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:45,880
Speaker 4: and having women's pants that you can kind of flap

1059
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:49,760
Speaker 4: open the underwear and then flap open the pants too. Oh,

1060
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 4: and it's they're called fuck it. They're like fuck it

1061
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 4: and it's not even And the weird thing is that

1062
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:58,719
Speaker 4: men are not even using it. But it's like you

1063
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 4: have to get through that to then pull down your

1064
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 4: pants again and then be like, now we're at now

1065
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 4: we're at Mecca.

1066
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:05,479
Speaker 1: That's right.

1067
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 3: Well, it's funny because I haven't done much global travel,

1068
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 3: but I have noticed in Europe there are grown men

1069
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 3: that just go all the way I'm in fifth grade

1070
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 3: pants to the ankles.

1071
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just ass out.

1072
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 3: I've stayed topless people on the news.

1073
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 4: You know, how do you feel about peeing in our

1074
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,400
Speaker 4: backyards front yards?

1075
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 3: I will, of course pee anywhere except a golf course

1076
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,720
Speaker 3: because I followed the rules.

1077
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:40,920
Speaker 4: Wow, I will pee anywhere.

1078
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I mean, more impressive.

1079
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 2: I don't think I can really, but it's more like

1080
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 2: a shy Catholic. And one time my sister's friend and

1081
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 2: I pulled a prank on my sister where we waited

1082
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,799
Speaker 2: until she she had to pee really bad, so we

1083
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 2: had to pull off the freeway and we're on this

1084
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 2: weird side street, like off the one on one in

1085
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:03,359
Speaker 2: like Saucelito.

1086
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 1: Or something, and she was like, I'm gonna be in

1087
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 1: my pants.

1088
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 2: I have it, and so in her mind, we had

1089
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 2: pulled off to this like secret dark road and then

1090
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 2: I just waited until she got in front of the car,

1091
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 2: and then I just turned the lights on, so she

1092
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 2: was already like king in front of the car and

1093
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 2: we couldn't stop laughing, and she got so fucking mad.

1094
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 2: So I do think about that where I'm like I

1095
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 2: have some peeing karma waiting wanting.

1096
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 4: To solve it right now, we should pull over somewhere

1097
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 4: and get you to pee just right here. That could

1098
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 4: be your ayahuasca for the day.

1099
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that just clears out all the stress.

1100
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 4: Cut to Karen's arrested.

1101
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 1: There are so many gross things.

1102
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 3: While vomiting and crying because I haven't done ayahuasca.

1103
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 4: Yet, but I've done like ayahuasca adjacent experiences in Alsa

1104
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 4: gooda oh with a couple that love to be a little.

1105
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 3: Strange polleys.

1106
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 4: I mean, it wasn't outside of that. It was a

1107
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 4: little bit like I mean, I hope the ayahuasca gods

1108
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 4: don't get mad at me for saying this, But there

1109
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 4: was you know, every single place where there is power,

1110
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 4: there is a man that wants.

1111
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 1: To touch your tits about it, oh no.

1112
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 4: And so there was a little bit of that vibe

1113
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,480
Speaker 4: without getting into too much detail, there was a little

1114
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 4: bit of like a I in the divine masculine, and

1115
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 4: I'll be here to heal you, like.

1116
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 3: I don't think, oh no, like a bickram yoga creep.

1117
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 4: Yes, no, but I got but I loved not but

1118
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 4: I loved the getting that medicine in me. I really

1119
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 4: loved that feeling.

1120
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:37,120
Speaker 3: I've been wanting to do it and looking forward to it,

1121
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 3: but I'm worried about what if I will conjure dark guidance.

1122
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 4: I think I think you might, but I think it

1123
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 4: might be good. Yeah, go to the go to the

1124
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 4: darkness with light.

1125
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 2: Did you when you did it, did you feel like

1126
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 2: that thing where you thought it was lasting for days

1127
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 2: or years or whatever when and then when you come

1128
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 2: out it was like eight hours or something.

1129
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 1: That's something that freaks me about it.

1130
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 4: No, I didn't feel that. It was very much like

1131
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 4: you know. The good thing about the setup was like

1132
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 4: it was kind of like a mini adventure, you know,

1133
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 4: not the version where you go to Peru and you

1134
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 4: get a fast and there's like a very legitimate way

1135
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 4: of doing ayahuasca. I didn't do that. I did like

1136
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:20,439
Speaker 4: a mini dose kind of thing where we get there,

1137
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 4: we all talk about our intentions and what we'd like

1138
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 4: to get out of it, and then everyone gets dosed

1139
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 4: and then you lay down on a mat basically, and

1140
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 4: that's where most of the work is, where you're just

1141
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 4: laying down and this tree root is kind of taking

1142
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 4: you to places in your mind and your life. And

1143
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 4: I did find it to be like just super healing.

1144
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 4: I like I'm like very like daughter of immigrants mentality

1145
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 4: on things and my core self Like when Karen you're

1146
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 4: saying like daughter of a Catholic, it's like there's things

1147
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 4: in you that you're like, I know this is programmed

1148
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 4: in me. Yes, I don't love it. I'd love to

1149
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 4: be free of it. But it's also like my reaction

1150
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 4: at home base.

1151
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, almost like trying to get free of it sometimes

1152
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 2: makes it worse than me where then I'm like, then

1153
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 2: there's like we're saying the shame piece of it where

1154
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 2: it's like why am I this way? And I didn't

1155
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 2: do this, and it's like I'm not doing the actual work.

1156
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 2: I'm just complaining that I have to do the work. Yes,

1157
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 2: the cycles that are infuriating, And.

1158
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 4: What's nice about this experience is there is just this

1159
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 4: feeling that is like it's okay, everything is okay, it's

1160
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 4: all okay, Like when I so one big thing that

1161
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 4: I felt from it. And Shauna has said this that

1162
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 4: after I did these experiences that I had more presence

1163
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 4: with her and I showed up in a more you

1164
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:46,600
Speaker 4: know I really I've said it many times now in

1165
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 4: this podcast where I go my wife, she's crystals and

1166
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 4: there's a way, especially as comics, where we're like we

1167
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 4: cartoonify things and we make these characters out of people.

1168
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 4: But the truth is my wife is magic, and that's

1169
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 4: part of the reason why we have the every and

1170
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 4: why we have this family is like, who would go

1171
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 4: for this idea of like I took a surf lesson

1172
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 4: with this guy who has a tattoo of the name.

1173
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:10,240
Speaker 4: It's like you kind of have to buy into magic

1174
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 4: to make magic happen. Yeah, And I kind of saw

1175
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 4: all of that part of her ethos as like a

1176
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 4: huge feature and like thing that I should be appreciative

1177
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 4: of in my life rather than this thing of like

1178
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:24,000
Speaker 4: how much money are we spending on rocks?

1179
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 2: Or how can I make fun of this and lessen

1180
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 2: it so it doesn't scare me?

1181
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 4: So yes, and it also doesn't have to mean I

1182
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 4: think that this was the fear truly that I had,

1183
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 4: was like, well, I'm gonna lose my edge. Yeah, I'm

1184
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:39,400
Speaker 4: not gonna be funny. Then if I'm not complaining, you know,

1185
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,760
Speaker 4: it's like, but no, I still make fun of her.

1186
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 4: There's still it's there's a place where she goes where

1187
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 4: it is like now she's in a corner where I

1188
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:49,959
Speaker 4: don't see it or whatever, that we're still we still

1189
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 4: are who we are, but that I in a real way,

1190
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 4: like in my home based self, I feel very appreciative

1191
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 4: of what she brings to my life, and I am

1192
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 4: more I'm more into like leaning into that and knowing

1193
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,200
Speaker 4: that that doesn't I don't lose anything. I just gain

1194
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 4: from seeing that as like this kind of incredible part

1195
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:13,800
Speaker 4: of my life now that I have her and she

1196
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 4: sees and she wants to talk to the moon, and

1197
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 4: it's like we don't, you know, we don't go to church,

1198
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,439
Speaker 4: and it's like this is actually a really great place

1199
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 4: to frame a lot of these like the positive virtues

1200
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 4: of religion, which are like these reminders of the way

1201
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 4: to be and be connected to the universe. It's like,

1202
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 4: I love I love that. I'd much rather talk about

1203
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:35,840
Speaker 4: the seasons and talk about you know, the planet than

1204
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:41,360
Speaker 4: you know, putting some man that's gonna molest my kids

1205
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:46,600
Speaker 4: on a pedestal. Right, well you go hugging, but he

1206
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 4: knows everything.

1207
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:55,160
Speaker 3: That was beautiful beautiful, Yeah, said a lot of beautiful

1208
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 3: things all in a row.

1209
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:56,760
Speaker 1: I know.

1210
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 2: But also that like I feel like I just got

1211
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 2: a little uh I was.

1212
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:05,880
Speaker 1: Gonna say, ashwagonda, what's the word I got in ayahuasca

1213
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,600
Speaker 1: like a secondhand Iowa, Oh, I just ship myself. Oh

1214
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,040
Speaker 1: did you Yeah?

1215
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 3: Did you do it with your wife?

1216
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 4: I didn't do it with my wife. My wife went

1217
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:20,440
Speaker 4: separately and had a harder time there and with and

1218
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 4: I think that that's where the like the experience of

1219
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 4: the male, the masculine, all of that stuff kind of

1220
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 4: played it in a way where it was like, Okay,

1221
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 4: this isn't actually cold was gray.

1222
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1223
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 4: And then one other thing, though, while you're shitting I

1224
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:39,560
Speaker 4: don't want to make the ship twas was like I

1225
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 4: feel is that when I so my mom'ss my dad

1226
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:46,160
Speaker 4: is Pakistani, and when and I grew up with this

1227
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 4: huge Muslim family and when I came out it was

1228
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 4: after Shauna and I'd been married gotten married and I

1229
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 4: was twenty seven, and they the way they reacted was horrible.

1230
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 4: Oh no, it was like a big Bollywood movie. And

1231
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 4: I was the lesson of like, you know, none of

1232
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 4: these other cousins better think they can do this shit.

1233
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:11,600
Speaker 3: And everyone's all over the place in North America.

1234
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 4: But my dad is the eldest of eight kids, and

1235
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:16,480
Speaker 4: it was heartbreaking for them. It was heartbreaking for us

1236
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 4: in this huge way that it was sweet how we

1237
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:22,520
Speaker 4: pulled together. And my dad was like, well, if you're

1238
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:24,360
Speaker 4: not talking to her, then you're not talking to me.

1239
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 4: And it was just hugely dramatic. But in this experience

1240
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 4: of the Ayahuasca, I really saw that moment in my

1241
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 4: life for what it was, which was that was always

1242
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:40,080
Speaker 4: going to happen. There was no world in which I

1243
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,200
Speaker 4: was going to come out and say I'm gay. And

1244
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 4: these people that have had arranged marriages eat all food

1245
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:48,760
Speaker 4: that while you know, the every single aspect of their

1246
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 4: life is towing this line to get into what their

1247
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:54,200
Speaker 4: version of heaven is. They're playing a whole other board game.

1248
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:57,040
Speaker 4: I basically flipped it over and said, well, that's my identity.

1249
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:59,440
Speaker 4: I flip over your bit board game and that I

1250
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:02,840
Speaker 4: just had so much love for them, and I was like,

1251
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 4: this is you know, that was hard. It was hard

1252
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 4: for them too, that that was hard for them, and

1253
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:09,520
Speaker 4: it's hard and we continue, you know, like on the

1254
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:12,960
Speaker 4: other side of that now that was thirteen years ago.

1255
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:18,480
Speaker 4: It's like I have relationships with some of them, I

1256
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 4: have close relationships with others. I have less of a

1257
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:24,480
Speaker 4: relationship with others, and it's like that was always it

1258
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:27,040
Speaker 4: all shook out to exactly what it would have been gayst.

1259
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,000
Speaker 1: How about your immediate your parents.

1260
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:31,200
Speaker 4: My parents are great. Yeah, they had the normal, regular

1261
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:34,320
Speaker 4: sort of like surely this is a phase, you know,

1262
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:37,040
Speaker 4: just like what you would experience. I was born in

1263
01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:39,280
Speaker 4: nineteen eighty five, so it's like it's all part of

1264
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 4: the timeline. Even though they were the original lesbians, Like

1265
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 4: when they got married, you better believe both of their

1266
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:48,520
Speaker 4: families were like, it's disgusting, we don't want to see Yeah,

1267
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:50,480
Speaker 4: this brown man, this white.

1268
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 3: Lady, and Canada does that play. Because my experience, although

1269
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 3: I was coming from being a comic in Texas, yeah,

1270
01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:01,080
Speaker 3: I was surprised. Even Calgary with the texts of Canada,

1271
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 3: was very diverse, and I saw a lot of like

1272
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:12,080
Speaker 3: like Muslim clothed people, like wearing jeehads and everything. I

1273
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:18,760
Speaker 3: was like, literally nine eleven, you know what I know?

1274
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 4: Hit job?

1275
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:24,280
Speaker 3: No. I could sense the wavering in my voice.

1276
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:26,440
Speaker 4: You got to keep it.

1277
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 1: What's the it's a h job.

1278
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:36,240
Speaker 4: These bomb vests gorgeous, Yeah, killing Asians.

1279
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:39,920
Speaker 3: I saw so many people cartoonishly wearing a vest of

1280
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,000
Speaker 3: dynamite that I'm like, we're.

1281
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:45,600
Speaker 4: Diversey this this America.

1282
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,800
Speaker 3: Don't you feel like Canada has?

1283
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:53,040
Speaker 4: Of course, but does It's like all on these timelines,

1284
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:55,880
Speaker 4: and like the timeline of when they fell in love

1285
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:58,080
Speaker 4: in the seventies, it was not sure they were all

1286
01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:00,520
Speaker 4: living there. I think it was exactly the kind of

1287
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:04,480
Speaker 4: gay club where two gays would meet in the metaphor. Yeah,

1288
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:07,320
Speaker 4: but it doesn't mean that people were going around holding

1289
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:10,320
Speaker 4: hands and kissing in that way. And they and my

1290
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:14,560
Speaker 4: dad's family, my dad eldest of eight again, it's like

1291
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:19,000
Speaker 4: everything is family and everything is an example, and you know,

1292
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,040
Speaker 4: you go ahead and marry this white woman and then

1293
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,160
Speaker 4: we're going to lose control of these other seven kids.

1294
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.

1295
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:32,320
Speaker 2: Hy job also also the idea of that incredible long

1296
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:35,960
Speaker 2: timeline where the lesson of it's never the last chapter.

1297
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:40,520
Speaker 2: When something big and horrifying happens in your personal life,

1298
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, I'm never talking to that person again,

1299
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,480
Speaker 2: or they're never going to talk to me again, or

1300
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:47,680
Speaker 2: whatever's happening in the moment, and then it keeps on

1301
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,680
Speaker 2: playing out because it just is never like that. It's

1302
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:53,640
Speaker 2: like whether whether or not you stop talking them for

1303
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:57,160
Speaker 2: the moment and then you they come back seven years

1304
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 2: later and cry and say I'm so sorry I did

1305
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:02,960
Speaker 2: that you or some other version of it. Yeah, Like

1306
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:06,240
Speaker 2: it's always there's always something else exactly to drop.

1307
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:08,440
Speaker 1: Did your parents so hard to go.

1308
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:10,040
Speaker 4: When you're like panicking over the thing?

1309
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:10,479
Speaker 2: Yes?

1310
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:14,920
Speaker 3: Were your parents dealing with Were they fighting about it

1311
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:16,840
Speaker 3: and between the two of them?

1312
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I think it was one of those things

1313
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:22,440
Speaker 4: where it's like you get attacked and you come closer. Oh,

1314
01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:24,280
Speaker 4: like they were like and I think there's a lot

1315
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:27,960
Speaker 4: of ways in which my mom and really like bent

1316
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 4: outside of her center and leaned forward to welcome. They

1317
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:35,720
Speaker 4: basically helped all of them immigrate to North America. So

1318
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:38,400
Speaker 4: I grew up living with a lot of these family members.

1319
01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:42,160
Speaker 4: Oh so she did a lot. And so when that happened,

1320
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:44,680
Speaker 4: it was also I think a positive release for her

1321
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:47,720
Speaker 4: where she could say, you know, that's that was a

1322
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:49,960
Speaker 4: correction that needed to happen. I actually don't need to

1323
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,280
Speaker 4: fly to every single wedding. I actually don't need to

1324
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:56,280
Speaker 4: be what like for truly for what and I And

1325
01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:59,080
Speaker 4: it doesn't have to be this angry thing like I'm

1326
01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:01,720
Speaker 4: not not showing up to things because I'm angry. This

1327
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 4: is the way my life works, and I I'm from

1328
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:06,599
Speaker 4: a generation and a play I'm in a place in

1329
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:10,000
Speaker 4: my life. The way my life works is that chosen

1330
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:14,639
Speaker 4: family is is a huge part of my family. And

1331
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:18,040
Speaker 4: that's like that was a correction that gay or straight

1332
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:20,400
Speaker 4: straight was always going to happen, But the impetus was

1333
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:22,120
Speaker 4: this sort of fallout from coming out.

1334
01:09:22,479 --> 01:09:26,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to, it's natural to whittle down and

1335
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:27,240
Speaker 3: have a core group.

1336
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:29,200
Speaker 4: Well, now you guys are part of my core group,

1337
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:31,960
Speaker 4: are we? I hope so I do too.

1338
01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:34,559
Speaker 3: Even after my comment, I think it.

1339
01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:37,960
Speaker 4: Was so humanizing to have shared about the fact that

1340
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:42,000
Speaker 4: your penis is green, tiny, and that you have all

1341
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,680
Speaker 4: this time thought had jobs were jahabs and I just

1342
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,040
Speaker 4: you can't get more vulnerable what happened.

1343
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:49,880
Speaker 3: It just came out weird.

1344
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:52,280
Speaker 4: But can I also say we don't now that we're

1345
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:54,720
Speaker 4: talking about I ahoska. Everybody doesn't have to know what

1346
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:57,040
Speaker 4: every fucking word is, right, and it doesn't make you

1347
01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:59,760
Speaker 4: bad for not It's like those are there's so many

1348
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:04,280
Speaker 4: things to know, and it's I think it's like that's again,

1349
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:07,240
Speaker 4: to go back to the politics of it. We should

1350
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:09,400
Speaker 4: not put so much pressure on all of us to

1351
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 4: get every single thing right? Am I going to get

1352
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:14,840
Speaker 4: messages from polyamorous people that are angry at the way

1353
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:19,080
Speaker 4: that I feel about it? Sure they're not fucking my wife,

1354
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:20,679
Speaker 4: I'll tell you that much.

1355
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:24,679
Speaker 1: So please stay away.

1356
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:29,920
Speaker 4: But you know, follow me? Yeah? Do you give us

1357
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:32,120
Speaker 4: all a follow? I do want to plug something? Okay,

1358
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:35,640
Speaker 4: it's my Instagram account. That's where I plug everything. My

1359
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:38,600
Speaker 4: Instagram account. I'm going to be on this cartoon that

1360
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:41,120
Speaker 4: big mouth people are making called Mating Season. I play

1361
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:47,720
Speaker 4: a lonely horny fox and I am consulting on it. Oh,

1362
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,320
Speaker 4: we go in sometimes.

1363
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:53,080
Speaker 3: That's great, that's real nice. Also, I want to watch

1364
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:54,480
Speaker 3: this farming.

1365
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 4: Farming for Love?

1366
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:56,160
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1367
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:57,560
Speaker 4: Is that a Canadian?

1368
01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:58,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1369
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:00,479
Speaker 4: You plug my Canadian REALC show?

1370
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:01,640
Speaker 3: Oh help me?

1371
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:02,760
Speaker 4: Farmers Find Love?

1372
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:05,800
Speaker 1: I just look, I love it.

1373
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:09,280
Speaker 3: When I first saw that Farmers Ownly was an app,

1374
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:15,120
Speaker 3: I was like, that is the best specific genre.

1375
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:18,920
Speaker 4: You know, farmers. You say the word farmer and you

1376
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,400
Speaker 4: picture these like I literally thought I was going to

1377
01:11:21,439 --> 01:11:24,200
Speaker 4: be walking into just a stable full of men with

1378
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:27,360
Speaker 4: straw on their masks. Of course, it's like we've come

1379
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:30,040
Speaker 4: so far as to like expect Chris to know the

1380
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:33,160
Speaker 4: difference between jahat and then you say farmer and we're like,

1381
01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:36,040
Speaker 4: all right, let's get into it with these fellas. But

1382
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:39,639
Speaker 4: these are like really hot, cool people. There's a gay farmer.

1383
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:42,280
Speaker 4: In the first season, there was a South Asian girl farmer.

1384
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,479
Speaker 4: It's like, there's lots of different people that are on

1385
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:47,040
Speaker 4: the farm and they are out in zip codes that

1386
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:50,200
Speaker 4: don't have the apps, you know, yeah, yeah, and I'm

1387
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:51,200
Speaker 4: bringing them some cuties.

1388
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:53,400
Speaker 3: I love it. I love it. I want I want

1389
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:53,920
Speaker 3: to watch that.

1390
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:55,000
Speaker 1: I did too.

1391
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,599
Speaker 2: I start asking questions, but I'll just watch it and

1392
01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:58,879
Speaker 2: answer my own questions.

1393
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:00,880
Speaker 4: Watch it answer your own questions.

1394
01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:03,200
Speaker 2: I just like, I grew up in a very rural

1395
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:05,799
Speaker 2: area myself, and the thing I really like about farmers

1396
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:08,880
Speaker 2: is that they're secretly rich and I think it's fucking hilarious.

1397
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:12,639
Speaker 2: They could buy you and sell you anywhere you went,

1398
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:15,360
Speaker 2: and they are just have like dirty lead jeans on

1399
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,760
Speaker 2: and are kind of like quiet and I that's my

1400
01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:18,280
Speaker 2: face sex.

1401
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:18,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1402
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,400
Speaker 4: I know how to grow a plant from seed to

1403
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:25,880
Speaker 4: you know, to feeding to feeding, seating to feeding.

1404
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:29,040
Speaker 1: You can use that for next season.

1405
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:30,519
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. Yeah, you're going to see it

1406
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,040
Speaker 4: all over my Instagram. Just pictures of me with seating

1407
01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:35,160
Speaker 4: to feeding, from seating to feeding.

1408
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:38,200
Speaker 1: I've done it again, from seating to feeding.

1409
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:42,919
Speaker 3: Screena thank you for saying a series of thoughtful, beautiful

1410
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:43,960
Speaker 3: things all in a row.

1411
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I do it again all over again. And

1412
01:12:47,439 --> 01:12:49,720
Speaker 4: I am sad to get out. I'm sure I'm not

1413
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:52,439
Speaker 4: the first person to say it all sad to get out.

1414
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:54,640
Speaker 3: When I first saw you did stand up, we were

1415
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:57,840
Speaker 3: doing like the Kibbitts Room and part of Canters, and

1416
01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:02,519
Speaker 3: you were so hilarious and I liked you right away,

1417
01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:04,880
Speaker 3: and the audience did too, and you turn the show

1418
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:07,639
Speaker 3: around and then I had fun on stage.

1419
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:08,120
Speaker 4: Yay.

1420
01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:11,200
Speaker 3: And I've been a fan of your stand up. I

1421
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:14,280
Speaker 3: wish i'd see you more out on the circuit. I

1422
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:18,559
Speaker 3: know it's kind of disbanded. Our circuit circuit is disbanded.

1423
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:21,679
Speaker 3: But also I just do a little more picky, choosy. Sure,

1424
01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:25,080
Speaker 3: I'm sure we're all in our own sort of relationship

1425
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:26,440
Speaker 3: with like what is stand.

1426
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,679
Speaker 4: Up to me? Yeah? Yeah, I do these other things

1427
01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:31,439
Speaker 4: like what energy do I have for my first child?

1428
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,479
Speaker 4: And the energy that I have for my first child.

1429
01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:35,320
Speaker 4: I go out, I'd say like three or four times

1430
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:38,840
Speaker 4: a month and try and have fun, yeah, and not

1431
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:42,280
Speaker 4: put pressure on myself to be doing more because I

1432
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 4: like it, especially these days it's dark. Put on the fireplace.

1433
01:13:47,479 --> 01:13:54,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm a golden Bachelorrett Blanket, Yeah, ayahuasca all the

1434
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:58,519
Speaker 7: every next I've got to make room for all the

1435
01:13:58,560 --> 01:13:59,280
Speaker 7: drugs you're doing.

1436
01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:03,000
Speaker 4: Thank you for saying that, Chris.

1437
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:04,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're you're the best.

1438
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:06,240
Speaker 4: Care I want to know that I saw you when

1439
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:09,000
Speaker 4: I was in Toronto before, like when I was just

1440
01:14:09,439 --> 01:14:11,280
Speaker 4: maybe a year before I started doing stand up, and

1441
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:18,400
Speaker 4: it was so incredible and inspiring and really, yeah, you

1442
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:19,400
Speaker 4: were opening.

1443
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:20,920
Speaker 1: For when Ellenda Jennet.

1444
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:24,479
Speaker 4: That's right, well that show whatever happened to that one.

1445
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:27,719
Speaker 1: That Gal Sabrina.

1446
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:30,599
Speaker 2: I think you may have witnessed me at the literal

1447
01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:34,080
Speaker 2: zenith of my stand up career because that show, yeah,

1448
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:37,360
Speaker 2: I'll never forget it. First of all, right, yes, and

1449
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:40,040
Speaker 2: the it was the place where it looked like those

1450
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:44,760
Speaker 2: things went up. It looked like an old fashioned opera

1451
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:47,040
Speaker 2: house where those like things go up all the way

1452
01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:49,879
Speaker 2: where you're like, what the fuck is this? And SARS

1453
01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:52,880
Speaker 2: has had just come out no way, So there was

1454
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:55,880
Speaker 2: a bunch of people canceling and we didn't cancel because

1455
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:58,280
Speaker 2: we had like twenty nine shows and thirty days that

1456
01:14:58,320 --> 01:14:59,480
Speaker 2: we had to do before.

1457
01:14:59,200 --> 01:14:59,880
Speaker 1: The talk shows.

1458
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:03,720
Speaker 2: And uh so she was like, I'm not going to

1459
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:06,400
Speaker 2: cancel until somebody tells me I have to. And so

1460
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:09,400
Speaker 2: the audience was really stoked that even that the.

1461
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:10,120
Speaker 1: Show was going on.

1462
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:13,639
Speaker 2: Yes, and then because of I don't know, because I'd

1463
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:16,800
Speaker 2: already had twenty five shows under my belt and this

1464
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:20,280
Speaker 2: and that and this and that, it was like the

1465
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:21,840
Speaker 2: greatest set I've ever had.

1466
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:24,360
Speaker 4: It was filmed. It's like, what that would be amazing

1467
01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:27,160
Speaker 4: if like that would be That's like what I think

1468
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:30,639
Speaker 4: like the next special should be is just like we

1469
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:34,760
Speaker 4: make it accessible to film in a gorgeous way. You're

1470
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:36,760
Speaker 4: on a tour like that, you do the last five,

1471
01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:38,960
Speaker 4: it's just like it's it's no, there's not the pressure.

1472
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,200
Speaker 4: It's just like, yes, you just happened to be somewhere

1473
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:43,559
Speaker 4: and it was the magic and it was caught, but

1474
01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:45,479
Speaker 4: I caught it. I filmed it with my eyes.

1475
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:46,920
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how much that.

1476
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:49,200
Speaker 4: And then one of my first it's probably like a

1477
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:51,840
Speaker 4: year before I started stand up, and one of my

1478
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:53,800
Speaker 4: first jokes and this is before I knew I was gay.

1479
01:15:54,439 --> 01:15:56,880
Speaker 4: Was about walking around holding my mom's hand at the

1480
01:15:56,920 --> 01:16:01,320
Speaker 4: Ellen Degenerous her show and and like the punchline is

1481
01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:04,080
Speaker 4: like people were like, who are these lesbians? And I'm

1482
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:07,559
Speaker 4: like and all of the layers of that because my

1483
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:09,880
Speaker 4: mom's white doesn't look like me, and it was like,

1484
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,599
Speaker 4: but then me not knowing that I was gay, it was.

1485
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,920
Speaker 1: Like, oh, you knew a little.

1486
01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:17,360
Speaker 4: Oh I always knew a little, but not enough.

1487
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:20,000
Speaker 3: And because you were at that show and inspired to

1488
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 3: do stand up, Karen helped write that shoke.

1489
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:24,000
Speaker 4: I you did.

1490
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:27,479
Speaker 1: Am a part of all of this. This is my

1491
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:29,719
Speaker 1: high on the mat.

1492
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:30,360
Speaker 4: We're all.

1493
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,880
Speaker 3: I've never heard you tell a story where you're saying

1494
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:37,880
Speaker 3: you did great. What Karen is always like I was

1495
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:38,920
Speaker 3: never good at stand up?

1496
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:40,320
Speaker 4: Well, no, she was fantastic.

1497
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:43,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, spent thank you so much. It's been a real lately.

1498
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:45,559
Speaker 2: It's the same thing you're talking about where it's like,

1499
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:48,280
Speaker 2: I'm not sure what stand up means to me anymore.

1500
01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 2: I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be doing. I

1501
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:53,120
Speaker 2: don't have that real loud voice that's making me write

1502
01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:55,400
Speaker 2: stuff down, so I kind of get up on stage

1503
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:58,040
Speaker 2: and go, this is wasting all of our time. And

1504
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:00,519
Speaker 2: I have that kind of like I think it's just

1505
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:05,880
Speaker 2: a soured by hard jobs that I've had in the meanwhile,

1506
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:08,920
Speaker 2: where it's like I think I really flourished as a

1507
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:12,040
Speaker 2: stand up comedian because I was a wonderful alcoholic. I

1508
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:14,760
Speaker 2: love joking, joky fun times all the time, ye like,

1509
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:19,479
Speaker 2: and that lifestyle. I embodied that lifestyle of like sets

1510
01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:22,519
Speaker 2: every night, I'll make front of you at dinner, fuck you,

1511
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:24,720
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like it never stopped, and

1512
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:27,559
Speaker 2: I thought it was the best. And then of course

1513
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:30,240
Speaker 2: I had to stop drinking, and then everything got kind

1514
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:31,920
Speaker 2: of real, and then I had to get a job,

1515
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,640
Speaker 2: and then everything got more real, and then I was like,

1516
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:37,240
Speaker 2: maybe I shouldn't just be insulting people because it popped

1517
01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:37,880
Speaker 2: into my head.

1518
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,800
Speaker 1: Maybe I should be a little nicer, Maybe I should

1519
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:41,479
Speaker 1: be this and that.

1520
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:44,840
Speaker 2: Maybe this is all a coping mechanism, and you know,

1521
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:48,200
Speaker 2: then you kind of I think it's just I'm so

1522
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:48,960
Speaker 2: sorry to say this.

1523
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:50,840
Speaker 1: It's growing up, So.

1524
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:53,720
Speaker 4: Yeah it is. But it is like, first of all,

1525
01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:55,680
Speaker 4: it's such a delusional thing to be like it's my

1526
01:17:55,760 --> 01:17:59,280
Speaker 4: turn to tap for twenty minutes. It is like that's insane.

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Speaker 4: I think all of this is kind of a scam,

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Speaker 4: like what did we do here? I got in this car,

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01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:07,120
Speaker 4: we talk and and people so many people are gonna

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01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:09,639
Speaker 4: listen to it. It's all just like part of running

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01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:13,920
Speaker 4: a scam. And I mean I think everybody, I truly

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01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:15,680
Speaker 4: do think every comic that's been in it for a

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Speaker 4: long time, unless you're someone who is one of those,

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Speaker 4: like you know, like I do three shows a night

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Speaker 4: in New York and then I'm on the road. I think,

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Speaker 4: I mean, I would say those people probably have an

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01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:29,440
Speaker 4: equally challenging relationship to stand up. It's all so challenging.

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01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:34,680
Speaker 4: It's such an intense identity. It's so the definition of

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01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:38,760
Speaker 4: the identity is like old and dusty and feels like

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01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:40,800
Speaker 4: kind of similar to like you know, you hear about

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01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,439
Speaker 4: the way Lauren Michaels ran or writing writer's room, and

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01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:45,320
Speaker 4: then you think about the rooms that you really enjoy

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01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:48,520
Speaker 4: being in. It's like there's many ways to cut the pie,

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Speaker 4: and it's like the most rigid pie cutting ways are

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01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:54,760
Speaker 4: are the way we judge ourselves against is in terms

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Speaker 4: of like are we a stand up or not? And

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Speaker 4: I just feel like, yeah, of course, if you know,

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Speaker 4: if you know the feeling of crushing on stage. You

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01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:06,160
Speaker 4: are a comic. It does. It's it's like any sport

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01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:08,240
Speaker 4: that you play. It's like hard to like step out

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01:19:08,280 --> 01:19:09,760
Speaker 4: and then get back in and be like, oh, I

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01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:11,880
Speaker 4: know how it felt when I was just tighter and

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01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:14,880
Speaker 4: all that stuff. But everybody in here is a stand

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01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:17,759
Speaker 4: up comic, except I do have to say I'm sorry,

1555
01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:26,200
Speaker 4: but Audio you're not. I always have to drag a

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01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:29,519
Speaker 4: polly person. I love it.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much.

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01:19:31,840 --> 01:19:34,680
Speaker 4: Guys, call me whenever you need to be give me read.

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Speaker 2: You are the greatest Sabrina. This is gonna be a

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Speaker 2: fun one, but I am so happy. I'm so happy

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Speaker 2: to have met you.

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Speaker 4: Come on and have me back and yay, you know,

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01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:52,080
Speaker 4: come on, come on after that. I'm doing Largo December tenth.

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01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:56,360
Speaker 4: I'm doing Union Hall December nineteenth and Tomedy Bar December

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01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:58,599
Speaker 4: twenty second. And guess what, I know this will already

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01:19:58,600 --> 01:19:59,920
Speaker 4: have aired, and I know you're gonna have to go

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01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:01,960
Speaker 4: it up. But if you would it kill you to

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01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:03,920
Speaker 4: plug me now and then ones that are coming up.

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01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:07,400
Speaker 3: You just showed so much podcast experience knowing to plug,

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Speaker 3: knowing that it probably won't.

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Speaker 4: Don't you just drop that in one of your juicy

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01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:14,519
Speaker 4: little podcasts that are coming out, yes, before then.

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Speaker 1: Well in a different one, yeah, randomly.

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01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:20,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, just ask someone to do an impression of Sabran

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01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:24,519
Speaker 4: and Julie's promoting. Okay, guys, you know when it's.

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Speaker 1: Time, you're the greatest.

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01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:27,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're the greatest.

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01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:28,479
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

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01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:35,439
Speaker 3: By what a trip episode. I'm like, it happens all

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01:20:35,479 --> 01:20:38,799
Speaker 3: the time where I'm like, if a guest is saying

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01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:42,160
Speaker 3: so many impressive things like that, and I'm like, I

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01:20:42,160 --> 01:20:45,000
Speaker 3: get self conscious about the ability of my own brain.

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01:20:45,439 --> 01:20:48,720
Speaker 3: Yeah that's a good episode. Yeah, I get quiet and

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01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:53,559
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, this is a person that's more thoughtful

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01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:54,920
Speaker 3: than me, at least right now.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's the short term versus long term where it's

1587
01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:01,559
Speaker 2: like she could do the hard short term jokes.

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01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:05,200
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm here for me too.

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01:21:05,439 --> 01:21:08,639
Speaker 2: But then the discussion, being able to have a real

1590
01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:12,920
Speaker 2: discussion is the point of this fucking is what we're doing,

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01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:14,599
Speaker 2: and she clearly gets it.

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01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:16,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, in that way.

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01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:19,200
Speaker 3: You've just listened to a good episode.

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01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:23,559
Speaker 2: Oh we're still doing I forgot we didn't say ride

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Speaker 2: b yan aar.

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Speaker 1: Now let's continue to discuss and now more thoughts.

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Speaker 3: Mixed by Edson Choy.

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