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Speaker 1: You need to say. Your body y'all hot, and I'm

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Speaker 1: know what? That's it. That's it. You call me disrespecting me.

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Speaker 1: you know what. Don't call me no more, don't look

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Speaker 1: at my girls no more. Man, Come to the church

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Speaker 1: and see what I got for you. I don't want

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Speaker 1: Now I'm getting ready to get well. I got one

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Speaker 1: more thing to say to you. Fold your league. Now

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Speaker 1: you ain't got a damn thing to say to me.

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Speaker 1: one more thing to say. Is you listen? You know what? Men,

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Speaker 1: get off my phone. I'm gonna say it anyway. This

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Speaker 1: is Nephew Timment from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your

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Speaker 1: entire praise and ministry congregation, all your girls got me.

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Speaker 1: The frank phone called you. Oh, I'm a shooty. Oh

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Speaker 1: which is why I wasn't you know what it was

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Speaker 1: all over? I talked five Now I got some explaining this.

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Speaker 1: Lord have mercy. You did good, though, you did really

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Speaker 1: you hung in there. Oh wait till I talked to Bishop.

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Speaker 1: You must Oh. I think I'm gonna have a show.

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Speaker 1: I got play to ask you to tell you what

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Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land. Nobody else

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Speaker 1: with the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Praise that thank yeah,

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Speaker 1: praise you know some praise dancers don't need to be praise, Dan,

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Speaker 1: But I love praise. Really don't need to be out,

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Speaker 1: do you, Shirlotte? I do? I love them. I never look.

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Speaker 1: They're really good. The ones that my church are good,

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Speaker 1: they're at all. She was always three steps behind right there.

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Speaker 1: It's an age. Let me to praise. Yes, and it's

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Speaker 1: that to me. I'm just saying for everybody. Can't where

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Speaker 1: to take white outfit? All right? Thank you, nephew. Coming

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Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, Entertainment and national

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Speaker 1: news right after this, you're listening Steven Show in today's

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Speaker 1: entertainment news. Kylie Jenner is no control freak when it

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Speaker 1: world's youngest billionaire. Unloaded fifty one percent of Kylie Cosmetics

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Speaker 1: to Cody, the conglomerate behind Claire All, CoverGirl and Max Factor,

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Speaker 1: just to name a few. Kylie reportedly got six hundred

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Speaker 1: million dollars for the sale, which gives Cody the reins financially,

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Speaker 1: but the youngest Jenner, Kylie isn't out of the business altogether.

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Speaker 1: In a joint statement, Cody said Kylie would continue leading

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Speaker 1: all creative efforts and communications initiatives and social media. She's

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Speaker 1: can see why they would want her to keep that. Right,

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Speaker 1: she sold fifty one percent. Huh, yeah, she keeps fifty

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Speaker 1: one percent. Is over six hundred million dollars. She's rich,

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Speaker 1: she's already. I'm gonna tell you right now. Six hundred

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Speaker 1: million straightens a lot of things out. Now, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: come with some other problems. It's it's gonna it's gonna

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Speaker 1: come with it. Because when you get the money, the

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Speaker 1: more money you get, that is a series of problems

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Speaker 1: that come with it, or your life will not be

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Speaker 1: problem free. Can we pay for that though? Whatever the

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Speaker 1: other thing? He can't we pay for that? Well, you're

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Speaker 1: not gonna be able to pay for everything. But it's

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Speaker 1: gonna cost you though. That's what I mean by it's

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Speaker 1: just going to there's a cost for that, and it's

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Speaker 1: very very steep. But like a guy one time told me,

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Speaker 1: never had before, and it's a lot of difficulties. Another

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Speaker 1: dude in the crowd said, well, let's switch stand. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: stopped laughing. I was on my show. I laughed. So

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Speaker 1: that brother Turner said, well, let's switch stand. Hey, let

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Speaker 1: me see what that is. I rather had that? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Kylie Man six hundred million money? Yeah, I mean she

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Speaker 1: was already yeah and still get forty nine, but she's

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Speaker 1: already a billionaire. She was already that Yeah, yeah, yes.

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Speaker 1: Do they eat the six hundred that day? Good question, Junior,

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Speaker 1: because let's broke. People don't know that part. Do you

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Speaker 1: get the six hundred that day? We know, we know

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Speaker 1: what's gonna happen that day if we're getting it though,

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Speaker 1: we know, Oh okay, no, what what what's gonna happen

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Speaker 1: that day? Happen that day? Yeah? Packing it all up

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Speaker 1: right there in front of everybody. Pay What what did

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Speaker 1: you say? I'm packing everything up in front of everybody.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. What does that mean? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm leaving hell, you mean packing I'm leaving. Where are

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Speaker 1: you going? You're you mean you're leaving where you're leaving

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Speaker 1: with your family? Ain't leaving all this. I'm out out.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave y'all with a little something. Everybody good.

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Speaker 1: Um Where are you going? I don't know, but away

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Speaker 1: from him? He can go where he won't dog gone, right,

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Speaker 1: I can. Is there anything you want to say right

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Speaker 1: here to your nephew, Uncle Steve? Not at all, not

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Speaker 1: a thing. Sometimes just stupid, but it is like stupid

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Speaker 1: does It's time. It's time for our headlines. Please, let's

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Speaker 1: just go. I cannot, Ladies and gentlemen, miss age real,

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, everybody, Hank, good morning. Here's the news.

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Speaker 1: The public impeachment hearing is resumed later on today and

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Speaker 1: continuing tomorrow and Thursday, with as many as eight witnesses questioned.

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Speaker 1: And this week we're supposed to hear from people who

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Speaker 1: actually were on that phone call. So it wasn't like hearsay,

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Speaker 1: third hearsay whatever the Republicans are saying. These people actually

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Speaker 1: heard the phone call. They were on it. That phone

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Speaker 1: call with the President Trump and the Ukrainian officials. This

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Speaker 1: is a startling political turnaround. The Trump administration announced that

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Speaker 1: the US policy as it pertains to the Israeli settlements

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Speaker 1: on the occupied West Bank is that they are no

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Speaker 1: longer considered illegal or inconsistent with international law. Secretary State

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Speaker 1: Mike Pompeo says the new policy just makes sense. The

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Speaker 1: hard truth is there will never be a judicial resolution

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Speaker 1: to the conflict, and arguments about who is right and

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Speaker 1: wrong as a matter of international law will not bring peace.

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Speaker 1: As you expect at Israeli officials extremely pleased since Trump's

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Speaker 1: new policy goes against that observed by the Obama Carter

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Speaker 1: Clinton administrations. However, the Reagan White House, she may remember,

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Speaker 1: consider the settlements only illegitimate. They didn't want to use

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Speaker 1: the word illegal, so that shield of the Jewish state

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Speaker 1: for many official condemnation by the United Nations. These six

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Speaker 1: annual Healthy Churches twenty twenty conference has begun, sponsored by

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Speaker 1: the Bomb and Gilead there in Charlotte, North Carolina, this week.

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Speaker 1: Founder and CEO doctor Pernessa Seal says that while yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's about promoting healthy food choices, she tells me, it's

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Speaker 1: so much more. It's about the food we eat. It's

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Speaker 1: about what happens if someone in your church, or someone

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Speaker 1: diabetic shock. Do you know what to do? How do

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Speaker 1: you advocate when you're taking system marriage to the doctor

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Speaker 1: and she's eighty five years old. We need more people

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Speaker 1: in our churches who have resources and knowledge to really

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Speaker 1: address some of the issues in our community asthma, Alheimer's,

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Speaker 1: lupus cancer. We must have a annibal response to the

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Speaker 1: health disparities in our community from our churches. Now find

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Speaker 1: out more. Just go to Healthy Churches twenty twenty dot org.

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Speaker 1: Lots of folks on black Twitter, by the way, supporting

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Speaker 1: white sportscaster Max Kelluman's defense of Colin Kaepernick's actions to

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Speaker 1: match his own workout Saturday. They're condemning Stephen a for

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Speaker 1: criticizing Kaepernick. Finally, people are talking about this one. He's

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Speaker 1: a real judge in his corneral he has the rights

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Speaker 1: to make them pay. Judge Joe Robert, Yeah, that's from

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Speaker 1: the stories from news one, a website that says it

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Speaker 1: brings you the latest news from a black perspective Anyone.

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Speaker 1: News one says TV judges Joe Brown is against putting

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Speaker 1: Harriet Tubman on the twenty dollar bill. He says, putting

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Speaker 1: a black woman on a twenty dollar bill before a

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Speaker 1: black man is insulting to the black race. Unquote. Back

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Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Mourning Show. Well. Jay Z brought in millions for charity

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Speaker 1: over the weekend with the first ever Sean Cotter Foundation.

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Speaker 1: Gay VIPs like his wife, Beyonce Tyler, Perry, Meek Mill,

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Speaker 1: Fat Joe, Swiss Beats, and more showed up at the

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Speaker 1: Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. They

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Speaker 1: raised about six million dollars. The evening featured a set

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Speaker 1: from Alicia Keys described as an intimate, one time only performance.

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Speaker 1: Even the invites to the event were exclusive. Jay Z

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Speaker 1: sent a Dayona Rolex watches and Ace of Spade champagne

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Speaker 1: to potential attendees, oh instructing them to use the expensive

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Speaker 1: watch as a VIP wristband. Loving that love it all

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Speaker 1: up on that Okay. The Shan Cotter Foundation was created

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Speaker 1: by jay Z's mom, Missus, Miss Gloria Carter in two

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Speaker 1: thousand and three to provide with people with scholarships study

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Speaker 1: abroad opportunities college workshops and more to a low income student.

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Speaker 1: So that's really good, whole was Kanyeta? Sure? I didn't

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Speaker 1: say he was here, Steve? No, I mean Tommy. No,

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Speaker 1: why why you don't ever call him me again? Sorry? No,

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Speaker 1: that was my bad. Sorry. Okay. You make a lot

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Speaker 1: of mistakes on this show, Shirley, but let that not

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Speaker 1: be one of them. Sometimes he sounds like you, Steve. No,

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Speaker 1: he don't. No, he don't, No, he don't. He don't

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Speaker 1: sound like me. Tommy. Ye, show your uncle that you

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Speaker 1: can sound like him, Shirley. Ain't how he sound. It's

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Speaker 1: what he said when okay, well, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's what the words is formed. Well, I'm with

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Speaker 1: you when he writes Steve okay, well, speaking of giving back, Steve,

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Speaker 1: you and Marjorie believing giving back as well. Um, so

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Speaker 1: you have a priority. You have an agenda for the

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Speaker 1: Harveys for coming up in twenty twenty, your foundation and everything. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it ain't you. We're not throwing the galen. You're not

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Speaker 1: getting to watch. So if you're looking, well, I'm just

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Speaker 1: the Harveys and Carters are not playing in the same

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Speaker 1: sand box. So if y'all can get this out your mind, man,

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Speaker 1: Steve Mill want to throw something, give some watches and

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Speaker 1: invite us. You're not getting a damn watch. What identifies Well,

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Speaker 1: what we do is if you come to our events

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Speaker 1: and you give us your watch, you sit after vi ip. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the difference between the carters and the harvest. Just

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Speaker 1: letting you know, let's just keep it. This hood is

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Speaker 1: focking thirty. Get after the hour. Steve is here, and

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Speaker 1: you might have a relative at a Thanksgiving gathering. Who, well,

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Speaker 1: we'll talk about it right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning show. Thanksgiving is next Thursday, and we

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Speaker 1: say this every year. Boy, he came quickly, didn't it. Well, Steve,

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Speaker 1: you're here with h Yeah, you might have a relative

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Speaker 1: at Thanksgiving? Who what villain the blank? Steve? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: got a little something because you know, Thanksgiving is coming up,

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Speaker 1: and I just want to remind you all to be

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Speaker 1: conscious of a people that's in your house. These are

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Speaker 1: just a few different types of people that you might have,

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Speaker 1: and they usually relatives. Now, these are all relatives. Some

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Speaker 1: of them you've seen in a while, some recently. Some

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Speaker 1: people you ain't seen any wife. But these are relatives

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Speaker 1: that you might have a Thanksgiving gathering. Oh, here's the

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Speaker 1: first one. You might have a relati to dad that

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Speaker 1: has been done some hard times, so I'm familiar. Here

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Speaker 1: is another one. You might have a relative Dad that's

627
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 1: got don't work clothes, but don't have a job. You

628
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 1: got PEPSI uniform here, got on the mill of high

629
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 1: life driving. Got a damn post office uniform on your hat.

630
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: Start working on post office. Yeah, here's another relative that

631
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: you might have at your Thanksgiving h gather. One of

632
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 1: them that stole from their mama. So now you gotta

633
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 1: watch every damn move they make. Yeah, let him go

634
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: in that back room. Do not let him go in there.

635
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: Here's another relative that you might have over on Thanksgiving,

636
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: mister black power one hunder, but he's married to a

637
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 1: white girl on the people. Is another relative that you

638
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: might have over the Thanksgiving dinner. You got one in relatives.

639
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 1: Got a brand new car. But what don't nobody know

640
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: is he's sleeping in the car because he ain't got

641
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:31,919
Speaker 1: place to live. Here is the relative we all got,

642
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: all of us got this one. Ain't gonna bring a

643
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 1: damn thing, but gonna pack six to go plates. Yes,

644
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 1: I can't stand there and that man, I can't stand

645
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: he go the other one. You one of your relatives

646
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:56,240
Speaker 1: gonna bring some kids to Thanksgiving that need their ass

647
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 1: will but you can't do nothing about it because dan

648
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: ain't chills be a whole trip. That's all of us

649
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: in that, just throwing punch on each other, just dipping

650
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: in the punch, both owing it on each other. You're

651
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 1: black ass, yea kid table is dangerous black cast read? Yeah,

652
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 1: wait what you know? The kids well do all that working,

653
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 1: but can't read. Ye, damn show can't read cursy, right,

654
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: this show can't do that. Yeah. And you ever had

655
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: relatives come over to your house that ain't nobody invite,

656
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: but somehow they found out where everybody was. Yes, wonder

657
00:42:50,680 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: where y'all? Oh wow, crazy, you got the relative here,

658
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: the relative to come over, swam them down. They don't

659
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: need park but just turn up the greens that got

660
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: park in them. Yeah, that would be a hog mall

661
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: part of that, right. Last one, this the relative I

662
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: had on one year, I mean sure his ass don't

663
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 1: come back no more. Found his ass in the guest room,

664
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 1: fast asleep, not on top of the bed, but under

665
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: the clothes. When you wake your front house up. I

666
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,319
Speaker 1: bet you are. Oh yeah, dog, oh dog, I would

667
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 1: him says in the guest room. He was in the bed.

668
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 1: Dog under took his clothes. All right, thank you for that.

669
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: Coming up next, the nephew in the building with today's

670
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 1: praying phone call right after this, you're listening morning show

671
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, about four

672
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. I've never

673
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: seen it or touched it. Right now, the nephew in

674
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: the building with today's praying phone call. What you got

675
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:23,959
Speaker 1: for us? Nav? Well, we in jail, but that don't

676
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: mean we can't allo pizza. Let's go ahead and do it.

677
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: Let's all the one in jail order in the pizza.

678
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 1: Let's go. Do you know pizza? May I help you

679
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: for me? Please? Yeah? All right? Okay, So about this?

680
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 1: So can I take your order pizza? You want tin pizzas?

681
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: And what kind of quest was that going to be? Six?

682
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: You poke up on me? Please? I need six cheese pizzas,

683
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: six cheese pizzas, crush what's kind a quest was jail

684
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: being being? Then? Then six see ben crush pizzas? And

685
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: do you want any other topping tone. That's her. No,

686
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: I need to meet lovers, so that again, to stick

687
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: up a little bit. I was really having a hard

688
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: time hearing you. I need to meet lovers, to meet lovers,

689
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: is that? Yes? To meet love, meet lovers, pizza? Okay?

690
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 1: And what kind of quest would you like on that? Sir? Oh,

691
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 1: that's thick, big cross. You said you want to thank

692
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 1: quest on that thick. So I'm having a really hard

693
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 1: time hearing you. Can't you speak up for me? I

694
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: need to meet lovers with thick crust, bad crust, Okay, okay,

695
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 1: all right? And then the last is two benjies on

696
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: being crossed, two bed set veggie vegjeeves veggie's two veggie

697
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 1: two veggie on the thick crust do y'all delivered to

698
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 1: um do y'all delivered to uh gated gated community. Can

699
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:02,919
Speaker 1: you work for a second for me through Okay? Sorry

700
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: about that, sir? Okay? Can I get your phone numbers?

701
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: Three four two there are six eight nine? Okay? I

702
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:14,800
Speaker 1: heard three four two days six eight nine, but I

703
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: didn't get the rest of those numbers. Can I get

704
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 1: an area code or no? My number? Three four two

705
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,839
Speaker 1: dash six eight nine okay, Um, I need to get

706
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 1: the whole seven bigits and the area code, so there

707
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 1: we can put you in the computer to try to

708
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: find your location. I told you my number. My number

709
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 1: is three four two dad, six eight nine. Okay, okay, sir, Um,

710
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: let me get my manager on the phone. Excuse me, Um,

711
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:45,839
Speaker 1: he's giving me like six numbers. May talking. I'll take

712
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: care of it. Sir. How are you doing? Hey? How

713
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm doing great? All right. I ordered

714
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 1: ten pizzas, six cheese pizzas, two meat lovers, and two veggies.

715
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 1: I'm trying to see if do y'all have a problem

716
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: delivered to a gated community. Oh not at all. We

717
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: delivered to a gated community all the time. Let me

718
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: just get a number for you in an address, right,

719
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 1: my number three four two days, six eight nine. Sir,

720
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: that's only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually

721
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: your eric cold plus your seven digits. Okay, I don't,

722
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 1: I don't. If you just leave it with the guard,

723
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 1: he'll make sure I get it. No, So I don't

724
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: think you're understand. I need to have a phone number

725
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: where I can call you. We can go in and

726
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: out of the gate that's not a problem. When I

727
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: guess that I want to direct. You can't go in

728
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: and out that gate. Listen, you can't go in and

729
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 1: out that gate. Sir. I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

730
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: Can you speak up something? Okay? I'm trying to get

731
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 1: ten pizzas delivered, and you just drop it off with

732
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:39,399
Speaker 1: the guard. Sir, I understand what you're saying. I'm trying

733
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 1: to deliver the pizza to you directly. The guard is

734
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: not who's getting the pizza, right, I'm delivering it. He's

735
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 1: gonna he gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm I'm cool

736
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,800
Speaker 1: with the guard. He gonna pay you. Okay, where are you?

737
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: Where are you located? Let's do this. Where are you lokated?

738
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:59,720
Speaker 1: I'm in La and Gola and where is that? Where's

739
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 1: that older and Gold lo y'all don't know. I'm in

740
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: Angola and gold in Louisiana the penitentiary. Huh, So we

741
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 1: can't deliver pizza to and penitentiary. Look, I ordered ten

742
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: pizzas for one six sixties pizzas, two meet Lowers, and

743
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: two verg Look. I can't be on this phone too

744
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: much longer. Listen, Sir, I know what you're saying. But

745
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: we're not delivering to Angola. Do you know where we're located.

746
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 1: You gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas. Look, you gotta

747
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: guard somebody in Angola, Louisiana. Look, I'm trying to get

748
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 1: these ten pete. Look, I'm late. I'm not going to

749
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: go back and forth with you exactly, and I'm not

750
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: gonna go back and forth with you either. We are

751
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: unable to deliver this pizza to you. Okay. Why because

752
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one delivers pizza

753
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: to people in the penitentiary. People in the penicariary can't

754
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 1: order pizza, No, sir, they cannot. But we do not

755
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're in Dallas. Do

756
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 1: you know how long it would take to get pizza

757
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: to Angola? I don't give it. Let me tell, Okay,

758
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: who manage you there? I am the manager. You're speaking

759
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: with the manager. What's your name? Never mind what my

760
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: name is, Just know that I'm the manager. Okay. Let

761
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: me say this to you, since you to manage you there.

762
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 1: If I don't get no pizzas here tonight, I'm going

763
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: I get out in three years. I'm coming down there,

764
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna you up. So you think you're talking

765
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 1: to you, ain't gonna me up In three years, I

766
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 1: won't be here with matter of fact, I just might

767
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: stay here for three years. So when you come back,

768
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,280
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. If y'all don't brainy pieces

769
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: this penitential and get it to the guard before he

770
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: get off work, then but it's gonna be pround here

771
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: now in order. These ten pitchers and everybody on the

772
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: cell block is waiting on them, sir. I don't I

773
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: don't care about you and your folk on your cell block.

774
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 1: You are in the penitentiary, and I don't even know

775
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 1: why you calling. Are you on my phone? This is

776
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: a business, okay, and I have a job to do.

777
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: I am not delivering pizzas. Still penitentiary, y'all discriminator? Nob

778
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 1: where y'all brain pizzas? More? We don't discriminator, But we

779
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 1: ain't located in that goal. Unless you're go give me

780
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: some petrol from my metro, I ain't coming. Let me

781
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: tell you something. I want you to remember these numbers

782
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,919
Speaker 1: three four, two, dads, six eight nine. If you see

783
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 1: that gray painted on your house, or that damn pizza place.

784
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 1: Then you know my then got out and I'm looking

785
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 1: for your three pot to dad six eight nine. I

786
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: don't give a about three fo two six eight nine

787
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 1: and seven pot three. What I'm saying is your grass.

788
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: If you come up here in three years and guess where,

789
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: don't drop the soul. Who who you think you're talking to?

790
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: That's why I said who you think you talking to?

791
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 1: My phone? I got I got one more thing to

792
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 1: tell you before I get on three years the lands words,

793
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna safe. You're listening. Yeah, I'm listening. Say what

794
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 1: you gotta say? This is next you Tommy from the

795
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: Steve Harby Morning Show. Your girlfriend got me to pray

796
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: phone call you. Oh my goodness, you're dropping me. You

797
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 1: gotta be Freddie Man. Oh god, oh god. This is

798
00:50:53,760 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: life Tommy. Everybody wit me. We're good. Talk some more

799
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 1: about what you were talking about earlier, what not being

800
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: able to have none at the same I don't want

801
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 1: to talk about the day. Listening right now, I know

802
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 1: they're listening. They're taking the damn kids school. You're listening.

803
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 1: Who is you can't come? Let me let me? Yeah?

804
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 1: Who is that? Huh? Yeah? Wow? Her listening, So so

805
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: you're gonna just let Shirley talk you into this, that's

806
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: what you Hey, the radio boys just coming to Philadelphia,

807
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: let me do that. Friday the twentieth of December will

808
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: be in town. It's the Holiday Comedy Jam. That's J M. D.

809
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: Brown Kids, Junior Spates, Holted by Nephew Tommy under one

810
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,319
Speaker 1: and Only Earthquake will be in the building. All right,

811
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: that's the Holiday comedy Jam. I'm in Philadelphia Friday, d

812
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 1: C the twentieth at the Met Tickets on selling, all

813
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 1: ticket Master outlets, all at the box office. All right.

814
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 1: It's a live Niasan and w Das event, that's what

815
00:51:55,760 --> 00:52:00,879
Speaker 1: it is. Tickets on sale right now. Yeah, listening while

816
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 1: you're in the car, ain't you? Ain't you listening? You

817
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 1: ain't really bright at all time? You write them? Go

818
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: let him get his feelings out here? Bright? Why are

819
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: you all trying to stop him? It's just no sex

820
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 1: out the series. Whoever heard of that? That's who heard

821
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: of that? All right? Go ahead, Tommy makeum there you go,

822
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 1: there you go, there you gonna go, man, that's all right,

823
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 1: that's all right. I'm gonna get through this by myself.

824
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:32,879
Speaker 1: I'm good. You understand, no SI, no sleep after taking

825
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: all these pain peels. Yeah, the pain peels lock you up.

826
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna I'm locked. I had that hernie of surgery,

827
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: but I was taking them pain pe whoa, I said,

828
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: good Lord, here, this swelling can't go down because I'm

829
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 1: backed up. Yeah, I'm in the middle of it. I'm

830
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: in the middle of it. I'm gonna ride it out.

831
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 1: I'm all right. Hey, Tommy, can I ask you a question?

832
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 1: Pray for me? Man? Yeah, if you equally if you

833
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 1: was to get some how are you gonna hold yourself up? Well,

834
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,320
Speaker 1: I figure that out when I get to it. You

835
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: can't do one on push up, Hey, just present it

836
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: to me first, okay, thank you, Thank you, neph for you,

837
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Up next, all up to it.

838
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 1: You only got one on the subject is for Tommy.

839
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: I've never seen it or touched it back to get

840
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 1: into the letter. Right after this, you're listening to Time

841
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 1: Now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you need

842
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 1: advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more. Please

843
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM and

844
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: click Submit Strawberry Letter we could be reading your letter

845
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 1: just like this one. We're gonna read this one live

846
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 1: on the air right here, right now, let's go to

847
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 1: buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you. Here.

848
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 1: It is strawberry letter, Thank you subject. I have never

849
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 1: seen it or touched it. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been

850
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: in a long distance relationship with a great guy for

851
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 1: the past six years. We live an hour apart, so

852
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: it's not far at all, and we see each other regularly.

853
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 1: When we spend time together, it's wonderful and we have

854
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: a lot of sex to make up for the times

855
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: we're apart. Although we have a lot of sex, it

856
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 1: is never the romantic experience that I crave because I've

857
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 1: never seen my man naked from the waist down. I

858
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 1: have never touched any part of his body from the

859
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: waist down. He will let me rub on his chest

860
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 1: and that's it. If I try to touch below his waist,

861
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 1: he immediately grabs my hand. I used to ask him why,

862
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: and he would say that it's his goal to please

863
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 1: me and that I should just relax and let him

864
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 1: take over it. That is so weird to me, and

865
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:57,799
Speaker 1: it ruins the whole experience for me. As soon as

866
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 1: we're done, he puts his boxers back on. He has

867
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: never just rolled over and passed out like my ex

868
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 1: has used to do. Another thing that's strange is we

869
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 1: have never taken a shower or a bubble bath together.

870
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 1: I have no problem sacheting around with no clothes on

871
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 1: in front of him, and he enjoys it. But he

872
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: is always covered up. I know you are wondering why

873
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,880
Speaker 1: I'm bringing it up now if I've been dealing with

874
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 1: it for six years. Well, he's been talking about taking

875
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:30,800
Speaker 1: our relationship to the next level, so now I have

876
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: to make some decisions about him and our future. I

877
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,319
Speaker 1: don't know if I can live with the prudish man

878
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 1: for the rest of my life. We are both in

879
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 1: our late fifties, so I am not sure what he's

880
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 1: hiding down there. I should be able to love on

881
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:49,959
Speaker 1: his entire body and enjoy a little shower action occasionally.

882
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:52,919
Speaker 1: If this is his only flaw that I may then

883
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 1: I may be overthinking things. What do you think? Is

884
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:59,320
Speaker 1: it strange to you? How could I open up a

885
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 1: discussion about it? Please advise? Wow, this whole letter is

886
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: a little weird and strange to me. The fact that

887
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 1: you've been in a long distance relationship for the past

888
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 1: six years is weird and strange to me. The fact

889
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: that you think in our way qualifies as a long

890
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 1: distance relationship is a little weird and strange to me.

891
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 1: And the fact that you say you have a lot

892
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:25,240
Speaker 1: of sex but you have not seen it or touched

893
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 1: him below the waist but you want to and he

894
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:30,800
Speaker 1: won't let you that is super weird, super strange. So

895
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. At first, I was thinking, you know,

896
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: maybe he's married, maybe he's not that into you. But

897
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 1: then you say, he's been talking about taking your relationship

898
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 1: to the next level, so now you have to make

899
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: some decisions about him. I mean, could he be like

900
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 1: super super shy or something. I don't know. I mean,

901
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on down there that he

902
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:55,360
Speaker 1: won't let you see or touch. I mean, you know,

903
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 1: I've heard about women who want to, you know, to

904
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: be intimate with the light off and things like that,

905
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 1: but usually men don't care. So you know, they walk

906
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: around naked and and you know they're very comfortable with

907
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: their body. So I don't know, Steve's a man. I'm

908
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 1: gonna pass this one over. To him, maybe he sees

909
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 1: something in here that, um you know, yeah, I mean

910
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that, Um, maybe you know he's

911
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 1: disproportionately small or something, but you have a lot of secks,

912
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: so that couldn't be it and you would know that.

913
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 1: So I got it all right, all right, So I'm

914
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna pass. I'm gonna pass it on over

915
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: to Steve right now, go ahead. I gotta fure you

916
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 1: go ahead, baby. Before I answer this letter, I'm gonna

917
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: put a disclaim out. If you have small kids in

918
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 1: the room, good all in the car, put their heads

919
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 1: ins own and let him do something else, because this

920
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 1: is an educational letter and I would be using educational terminal. Okay, Yeah,

921
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 1: If you don't want your children to hear words like this,

922
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:23,919
Speaker 1: then I'm asking you gently as a father and a grandfather.

923
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 1: Now my grandkids get to hear this type of stuff

924
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 1: because Popart don't fix a damn thing in his house.

925
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 1: I stay here, y'all on chipping and on rent. You

926
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 1: hear it. And oh, by the way, congratulations to love

927
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 1: Asra because he's walking Now. I saw a video funny,

928
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,480
Speaker 1: so here we go. I've never seen it or testing

929
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 1: this Shelley, Steve, I've been a long dist relationship with

930
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 1: a great guy for the past six years. We live

931
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: our parts, so it ain't far at all, and we

932
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 1: see each other often. Our part is not a long

933
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 1: just a relationship. It's a long drive, but it ain't

934
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 1: a long distance. It take a minute to get down,

935
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 1: but it's not long distance. Long distance relationships mean it's

936
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 1: hard to see one another. But you said in your

937
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: ladder that you see each other often, and when you do,

938
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 1: you have a lot of sex together, making up from

939
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 1: your time apart. But you say it's never the romantic

940
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 1: experience that I crave because I've never seen my man

941
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 1: naked from the waist down, Dunta, Why why could this leave?

942
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 1: Well already know what the problem is, and I'm gonna

943
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 1: share with it. He lets you rub on his chest,

944
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: but if I try to touch below his waist, he

945
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 1: immediately grabs my hand. And I used to ask him

946
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 1: why and he would say it's his goal to please me,

947
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 1: and I suggest relax and let him take Your man

948
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:07,600
Speaker 1: is in his late fifties. Your man has a peno implant.

949
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 1: M That's what it is, all right, Steve, hold On,

950
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 1: We have part two of your response coming up at

951
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:21,640
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes. The subject of today's strawberry letter, I

952
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 1: have never seen it or touched it. And that's what

953
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 1: you call a good ass cliffhanger. You're listening show, all right, Steve,

954
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's strawberry letters. Subject, I have

955
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 1: never seen it or touched it. Now, when we left off, yeah,

956
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 1: we left off? Is in a long distant relationship? That's

957
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 1: an hour way. That ain't long distance. Shereley pointed that out.

958
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 1: You just take you a longer time to see each other,

959
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:57,240
Speaker 1: but that ain't long distance. Uh. Well, y'all have a

960
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 1: lot of sex because y'all been a part and you

961
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 1: don't see each other. And when you do have sex,

962
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 1: it's not the romantic experience that you crave because in

963
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 1: your late fifties, you've never seen or touched his private

964
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 1: part from the waist down. Every time you try, he

965
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 1: grabs your head. Now, let's stop right here. What the hells? Okay? Who?

966
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 1: Who do that? What? Man you having a romantic time

967
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 1: with and you reach for it? He goes many what

968
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 1: you're doing, what you doing, What you're doing, what you're doing,

969
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 1: what you're doing, what you do that don't do that?

970
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: Who do that? What man don't? What? Man do this?

971
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 1: And now I got two solutions for you. The cliffhanger

972
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 1: I left with because he in the late fifties. The

973
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 1: reason you've never seen it, the reason never touched it.

974
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 1: The reagon what all this hill? Because your man has

975
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 1: penal implants And that's it. Oh yeah, you have to

976
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 1: kill Wait there's more. Yeah, we all easy shocking revelations. Yeah,

977
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:35,200
Speaker 1: you did a disclaimer earlier. I did say, get your

978
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 1: kids out of the room. Now his you're gonna have

979
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:41,320
Speaker 1: to do some explaining if your kids hear this one,

980
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:45,919
Speaker 1: so listen to me careful. Hopefully they won't. Maybe your

981
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 1: man is not a man kaka work with me, work

982
01:02:52,680 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 1: with me, but a woman with no no and a

983
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 1: like a sexual Okay, I mean that's why I like,

984
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: let's just say some extra curriculum health activity device. Mm hmmm.

985
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 1: They don't take showers together, they don't take baths together.

986
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:32,040
Speaker 1: He is always covered up, she said. Uh, she's been

987
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 1: dealing with this for six years. He wants to take

988
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:37,560
Speaker 1: the relationship to the next level. Steve. Uh. If she

989
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 1: tries to touch it, he immediately grabs her hand. Uh. Huh,

990
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:49,960
Speaker 1: she's never seen him naked from the waist down. Don't

991
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:56,800
Speaker 1: touch since its wow, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so

992
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:13,840
Speaker 1: in that can't say that. I can't see it. You

993
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 1: can't see it. Sh magic, it's magic. It's like a trick.

994
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:22,160
Speaker 1: And I don't want you to. I don't want you to.

995
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 1: This is an illusion. It's like, hey, let me ask

996
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:29,840
Speaker 1: you a question. Do do do do the magicians show

997
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 1: you where the rabbit that? They never do? They never do.

998
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:39,200
Speaker 1: They never let me ask you something. Do you have

999
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:47,680
Speaker 1: any idea where the damn dove come from? So? I'm

1000
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:50,840
Speaker 1: dog gon who you think? Fifty said, we're writing a

1001
01:04:50,920 --> 01:05:00,160
Speaker 1: song about what I got, the magic magic, and you

1002
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 1: can't mess with it because it's magic. Girl, You're gonna mess, girl,

1003
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:10,880
Speaker 1: You're gonna mess right, and messed the whole trick up. Now. Wow.

1004
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:17,240
Speaker 1: So he's a magician, he's a magician. Ship Okay, you're

1005
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:34,000
Speaker 1: dating what you dating? Curtis m Curtis Jackson. Wow, And

1006
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 1: that's what it is. Those are your three options. Number

1007
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:46,800
Speaker 1: one penal lot implant. Number two, Number two, your man

1008
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 1: is not a man, okay, it has extracurriculum activities. And

1009
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:57,760
Speaker 1: number three he's a magician and you can't ever see

1010
01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:05,040
Speaker 1: the trick. WHOA All right? There you have post your

1011
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:09,000
Speaker 1: comments on today's Strawberry Letter. It's Steve Harvey FM on

1012
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:11,840
Speaker 1: Instagram and Facebook. Please don't forget to check out the

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01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on demand now coming up at forty

1014
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 1: six minutes after the hour. The President is as healthy

1015
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: as can be. Right, well, that's what the White House says. Anyway,

1016
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it right after this. You're listening to

1017
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:30,960
Speaker 1: the String Show. Well. President Trump visited Walter Read National

1018
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:34,800
Speaker 1: Military Medical Center on Saturday for part he says of

1019
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:38,960
Speaker 1: his annual physical after, he said everything is good. This

1020
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:42,440
Speaker 1: part of the physical comes nine months after his last checkup,

1021
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:45,840
Speaker 1: which was done in one visit. White House Press Secretary

1022
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:48,920
Speaker 1: Stephanie Grisham issued a statement saying there was nothing unusual

1023
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 1: about the visit. Grisham said, anticipating a very busy twenty twenty,

1024
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:55,760
Speaker 1: the President is taking advantage of a free weekend here

1025
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:59,360
Speaker 1: in Washington to begin portions of his routine annual physical

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01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:03,760
Speaker 1: exam at Walter Reed. The President is seventy three years old,

1027
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:07,240
Speaker 1: and the White House said he is healthy as can be.

1028
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:14,120
Speaker 1: Got to tell y'all something. Yeah, there's something wrong with

1029
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:18,800
Speaker 1: every seventy two old person, don't you believe? For woman?

1030
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:23,000
Speaker 1: But here's the problem. Let me ask y'all some And

1031
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:26,080
Speaker 1: I don't wish no eel on the man. I don't

1032
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:29,320
Speaker 1: because I don't. I don't wish eel on people because

1033
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 1: I don't wish none on me. Right, I just but

1034
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:36,960
Speaker 1: do he look healthy to you? No? No? I mean

1035
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:41,760
Speaker 1: when you look at him, do you go, man? He health? Yeah? Yeah,

1036
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:48,440
Speaker 1: he takes he takes meds for high cholesterol. Steve cheeseburger weighs.

1037
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:51,520
Speaker 1: He weighs in at two hundred and forty three pounds.

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Speaker 1: Is BMI is thirty point four, which makes him clinically obese.

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Speaker 1: This is what is last Fiday? That was from the

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01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:05,200
Speaker 1: last fish, the last one back in February. Damn we

1041
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:11,479
Speaker 1: got the same November. Wait what we did? We Damn?

1042
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:21,840
Speaker 1: They got the same body mission. You're not clinically OBEs? You? Wow?

1043
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:30,120
Speaker 1: But are you taller than him? And betoking the first

1044
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 1: time you got cute on this show? That I promise,

1045
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:37,479
Speaker 1: I promise. I know for a fact I'm cutter than

1046
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:44,720
Speaker 1: Donald Trump. You're not. It's called me his ass, I know,

1047
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:48,280
Speaker 1: I ain't pretty, but I ain't Donald Trump. And what

1048
01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:51,560
Speaker 1: you gonna do say Donald Trump is cut than me?

1049
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:57,920
Speaker 1: That's not gonna say that. Six three though. Yeah, guys,

1050
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 1: donald Trump is tall. It's very Let me explain something.

1051
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:09,840
Speaker 1: I might not be as good looking as Barack Obama,

1052
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:14,360
Speaker 1: but I promise you my ass is cuted and Donald

1053
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:24,800
Speaker 1: Trump and he said cute. All right, Well you coming

1054
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:26,600
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. Guys, would you

1055
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:29,519
Speaker 1: rather receive a gift with a personal touch than an

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01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:32,960
Speaker 1: expensive price tag? We'll talk about that right after this.

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01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:41,479
Speaker 1: You're listening to show. If you're worried about the fact

1058
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:44,320
Speaker 1: that you, well, this isn't apply to you, really, Steve.

1059
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,759
Speaker 1: If you're worried about the fact that you can't afford

1060
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:53,040
Speaker 1: to get your loved ones a great gift this holiday season, right,

1061
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:56,040
Speaker 1: does not apply to you. Yeah, you may not have

1062
01:09:56,120 --> 01:10:01,599
Speaker 1: to worry only about one Christmas and that's too Marjorie, Marjorie, Hey,

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01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:03,599
Speaker 1: I need help with mine this year? Can you help

1064
01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:07,519
Speaker 1: me with mine this year? Nope? Oh, come on, man,

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01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:12,000
Speaker 1: because time but Tommy, every time you asked me something,

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01:10:12,439 --> 01:10:15,040
Speaker 1: we gotta go through it over and over and over

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01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:19,400
Speaker 1: and over and over. No, I can't help you this year. No,

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01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:24,400
Speaker 1: I can't find nothing for seventy eight dollars. No wait, wait,

1069
01:10:24,439 --> 01:10:26,519
Speaker 1: wait now, when we went to get her ring, didn't

1070
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:33,439
Speaker 1: I file instructions? I did? Didn't bought the ring in

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01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:36,320
Speaker 1: New York. He took me in this plate, got eight

1072
01:10:36,439 --> 01:10:38,439
Speaker 1: doors and ain't locking every dough till you get to

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01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:40,120
Speaker 1: the back. It was the crazy thing I ever seen.

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01:10:40,479 --> 01:10:44,679
Speaker 1: But I did I buy the ring. I bought it. Dude,

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01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:46,680
Speaker 1: we get me no damn lay away or nothing, But

1076
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,920
Speaker 1: I did. I told you it wasn't no damn lay away.

1077
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:52,680
Speaker 1: Did he embarrassed you? You want to put something on it?

1078
01:10:54,800 --> 01:11:00,519
Speaker 1: You didn't buy the ring from Walmart? We was at

1079
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:06,240
Speaker 1: New York. Was where the money was? Boy? Yeah, okay, Thomas,

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01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:08,880
Speaker 1: what you want to know? I don't know what to get.

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01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:12,880
Speaker 1: I don't. I really don't know what to get. You

1082
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:18,160
Speaker 1: question on the radio? What is the budget that we

1083
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:26,920
Speaker 1: deal in with? Okay? On the scene, like, I'm just okay,

1084
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:33,080
Speaker 1: between eight and ten I spend it eight and ten thousand?

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01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:39,120
Speaker 1: Did I just say that? Yeah? Man? What the angle?

1086
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,840
Speaker 1: Because I'm already man about it? Come on? What I

1087
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:52,120
Speaker 1: can get with that? For you? Getting nice ass Christmas?

1088
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:55,040
Speaker 1: Give hell for ninety nine dollars, you can, you can

1089
01:11:55,160 --> 01:12:02,320
Speaker 1: reserve your trip to saying it so nice. I'm just

1090
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:06,160
Speaker 1: throwing that out there for those of you that Christmas

1091
01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:11,360
Speaker 1: docket stuff. So if you want to lay your people out,

1092
01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:13,680
Speaker 1: go to Steve Harvey said, it's old dot com to

1093
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:17,280
Speaker 1: make somebody's Christmas worth while living. But if you got

1094
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:23,880
Speaker 1: eight to ten thousand dollars, Tommy, Wow, you could give money. Tommy,

1095
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,000
Speaker 1: that's a lot. Let's go down. Let's go down there.

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01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:32,160
Speaker 1: That's a money. No. No, are you in real down? No, dog,

1097
01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:35,680
Speaker 1: you cannot go down. No, especially since you told us

1098
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:39,160
Speaker 1: two married women on the show. No, sir, I just

1099
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:43,320
Speaker 1: bought a car not too long ago. Okay, I was

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01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:49,280
Speaker 1: for that dog. That's what you. Hey, dog, welcome to

1101
01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:53,360
Speaker 1: the world of balling. It's hard and yeah, and you

1102
01:12:53,439 --> 01:12:57,160
Speaker 1: don't get to take off. Let's tea from balling. No,

1103
01:12:57,400 --> 01:13:02,679
Speaker 1: su don't suck and he's just like a star topping. Yeah,

1104
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:10,400
Speaker 1: all that facing in front. Here we go. Now, eight

1105
01:13:10,479 --> 01:13:15,800
Speaker 1: to ten thousand. This is for Christmas or birthday. Damn

1106
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:18,280
Speaker 1: they're both that they hell, they left in a month apart.

1107
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:20,400
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Christmas, that ain't got nothing to do. With

1108
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:27,599
Speaker 1: it partner, which one birthday? This is Christmas? Christmas? Okay,

1109
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:32,360
Speaker 1: have you bought the birthday yet? No? Okay, now let

1110
01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:39,400
Speaker 1: me explain something to you. Uh, your your your gilts

1111
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:44,040
Speaker 1: have to build h So whatever you get her for

1112
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:50,040
Speaker 1: her birthday on Christmas you want to topic for Christmas

1113
01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:58,040
Speaker 1: is first? This is first Christmas. Okay, that's right. All right,

1114
01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:00,360
Speaker 1: when we come back, I'll tell you what you get,

1115
01:14:01,439 --> 01:14:05,360
Speaker 1: all right? Coming up, more music, more fun, and Steve's

1116
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,400
Speaker 1: gonna help tell him to get his wife for beautiful

1117
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:11,439
Speaker 1: expensive Christmas gifts coming up at twenty minutes after the hour,

1118
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:18,679
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening, all right, guys, we're back.

1119
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:22,719
Speaker 1: So is the mystery being solved? Steve, you're helping your nephew,

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01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:27,720
Speaker 1: um wiething beautiful for Christmas. I can't tell him a

1121
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:33,240
Speaker 1: trip because she wants to open something for herself. For

1122
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:37,200
Speaker 1: Marjorie's birthday. I gave her a trip because I'm like

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01:14:37,479 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 1: out of stuff to buy, so I gave trip for

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01:14:41,479 --> 01:14:44,639
Speaker 1: her birthday. Yeah you're not, Oh, there's always stuff to buy.

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01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:48,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that. Go ahead, okay, just

1126
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:53,280
Speaker 1: skipping over Christmas. Could I get a gift for you?

1127
01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:58,160
Speaker 1: Skip Christmas playing. I'm not sleeping, I'm saying tonight. Okay,

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01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:00,679
Speaker 1: I'm not skipping. What I'm saying is could trip before

1129
01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:04,800
Speaker 1: the birthday? No? No, are you crazy? Here's a deal

1130
01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:10,720
Speaker 1: eight to ten thousand dollars you can get for Christmas

1131
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:18,520
Speaker 1: in foul different boxes. Two of the banging. This purses

1132
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:23,600
Speaker 1: with two of the banging, this pair of shoes, and

1133
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:29,280
Speaker 1: I'm talking about high end. Ain't no game, Tommy, What

1134
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:34,720
Speaker 1: the hell did you do? And could probably you go?

1135
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:40,000
Speaker 1: You can put fold three and three thousand two? Ain't

1136
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:45,200
Speaker 1: yea cold bag? Two cold bags and two super cold shoes,

1137
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:48,519
Speaker 1: super cold bags and super super cold shoes. All right?

1138
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:50,880
Speaker 1: And the birthday ain't got nothing to do with that?

1139
01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:54,800
Speaker 1: Damn think bet not? All right? Coming up more of

1140
01:15:54,880 --> 01:15:57,479
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show and some trending topics and

1141
01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:00,800
Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're

1142
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:05,760
Speaker 1: listening to the Steven Show. Well, jay Z brought in

1143
01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:09,040
Speaker 1: millions for charity over the weekend with the first ever

1144
01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:15,280
Speaker 1: Seawn Cotter Foundation. Galat VIPs like his wife, Beyonce, Tyler, Perry,

1145
01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:19,120
Speaker 1: Meek Mill, Fat Joe, Swiss Beats and Moore showed up

1146
01:16:19,479 --> 01:16:24,080
Speaker 1: at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida.

1147
01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:27,800
Speaker 1: They raised about six million dollars. The evening featured a

1148
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:30,880
Speaker 1: set from Alicia Keys described as an intimate, one time

1149
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:34,800
Speaker 1: only performance. Even the invites to the event were exclusive.

1150
01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:39,479
Speaker 1: Jay Z sent a Dayona Rolex watches and Ace of

1151
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:44,280
Speaker 1: Spade champagne to potential attendees, oh instructing them to use

1152
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:52,280
Speaker 1: the expensive watch as a VIP wristband. Loving that, love

1153
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:57,320
Speaker 1: it all up on that okay. The Shancotter Foundation was

1154
01:16:57,439 --> 01:17:00,720
Speaker 1: created by jay Z's mom, missus Miss Gloria Carter in

1155
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:04,400
Speaker 1: two thousand and three to provide with people with scholarships,

1156
01:17:04,439 --> 01:17:08,519
Speaker 1: study abroad, opportunities, college workshops, and more to a low

1157
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:11,799
Speaker 1: income student. So that's really good. Wow, it was Kanye.

1158
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:16,360
Speaker 1: I didn't say he was here. Step No, I mean Tommy. No.

1159
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:23,720
Speaker 1: Why don't ever call him me again? Sorry? No, that

1160
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:27,800
Speaker 1: was my bad. Sorry. Okay. You can make a lot

1161
01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:30,560
Speaker 1: of mistakes on this show, Shirley, but let that not

1162
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:36,360
Speaker 1: be one of them. Sometimes he sounds like you, step No,

1163
01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:38,439
Speaker 1: he don't, No, he don't know, he don't. He don't

1164
01:17:38,479 --> 01:17:42,640
Speaker 1: sound like me, Tommy. Ye, show your uncle that you

1165
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:48,080
Speaker 1: can sound like him, Shirley, ain't how he sound. It's

1166
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:56,960
Speaker 1: what he's said when okay, well, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

1167
01:17:57,200 --> 01:18:01,040
Speaker 1: it's what the words is formed. Well, I'm with you

1168
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:04,840
Speaker 1: when he writes Steve, okay, well, speaking of giving back, Steve,

1169
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:08,439
Speaker 1: you and Marjorie believing giving back as well. Um, so

1170
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:11,000
Speaker 1: you have a priority. You have an agenda for the

1171
01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:17,639
Speaker 1: Harveys for coming up in twenty twenty, your foundation and everything. Yeah,

1172
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:21,479
Speaker 1: it ain't. We're not throwing the galen. You're not getting

1173
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:27,320
Speaker 1: to watch. So you're looking I'm trying to Well, I'm

1174
01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:30,600
Speaker 1: just the Harveys and Carters are not playing in the

1175
01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:37,639
Speaker 1: same sandbox. So if y'all can get this out your mind, man,

1176
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:41,360
Speaker 1: Steve me, I want to something. Give some watches and

1177
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:49,280
Speaker 1: invite us. You're not getting a damn watch. What identifies Well,

1178
01:18:49,479 --> 01:18:52,240
Speaker 1: what we do is if you come to our events

1179
01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:56,639
Speaker 1: and you give us your watch, you sit after VIP,

1180
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:03,000
Speaker 1: you better better bring one. Yeah, that's between the cars

1181
01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:07,160
Speaker 1: and the harvest, just letting you know, let's just keep

1182
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:12,479
Speaker 1: it his hood his pocket. Coming up our last break

1183
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:15,040
Speaker 1: of the day and some closing remarks, and I have

1184
01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:18,960
Speaker 1: an email for you, Steve, coming up at forty nine

1185
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:24,000
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, right after this you're listening to show.

1186
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:28,520
Speaker 1: All right, it was a good day, good Tuesday, good Tuesday,

1187
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:34,439
Speaker 1: fun Tuesday. Yeah. Absolutely, man, you're not broke. Timmy, stop there,

1188
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:43,160
Speaker 1: that's been just talking to him. Well, well, all to

1189
01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:45,800
Speaker 1: take that comedy holiday jam check and use that for

1190
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:52,599
Speaker 1: Christmas and then use the comedy exploding and comedy comedy

1191
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:55,799
Speaker 1: explosion on the twenty knife and use that for Birthday.

1192
01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:00,600
Speaker 1: All right, guys, before we get out here, Steve, I

1193
01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:03,240
Speaker 1: have an email for you from a listener in Las Vegas.

1194
01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:06,320
Speaker 1: Her name is Mandy m. She says, I just want

1195
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:08,639
Speaker 1: to say I love listening to one oh five point

1196
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:12,160
Speaker 1: seven every day, mostly the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and

1197
01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:15,280
Speaker 1: thank him because I'm from South Africa and he spoke

1198
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:18,120
Speaker 1: so proudly about the black people there. I live in

1199
01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:21,559
Speaker 1: Vegas now for six years, but my kids are still

1200
01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:24,120
Speaker 1: in Africa and it's been a struggle for me not

1201
01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:27,120
Speaker 1: to see them for so long. But it's people like

1202
01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:30,080
Speaker 1: Steve who keep us going in this world. Thank you

1203
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:33,240
Speaker 1: from the bottom of my heart. Thank you Jammin one

1204
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:37,160
Speaker 1: oh five point seven. Thank you Steve for your inspirational

1205
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:42,840
Speaker 1: messages every morning. When do family FEU start over there though.

1206
01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:50,240
Speaker 1: We start taping decemberly leven on South Africa, and then

1207
01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:53,560
Speaker 1: I go back in January to tape for Ghana, and

1208
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:56,600
Speaker 1: then I come back to the States to tape the

1209
01:20:56,680 --> 01:21:01,439
Speaker 1: American version. Mandy says, Um, she just wants to let

1210
01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:04,200
Speaker 1: you know how much she respects you and the things

1211
01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:06,519
Speaker 1: you said about Africa the other day on your show.

1212
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:09,240
Speaker 1: And she just loves listening to one or five point

1213
01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:12,679
Speaker 1: seven every day. Thank you so much. A lot of respect,

1214
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:16,000
Speaker 1: a lot of love. Yeah, thank you man. That was

1215
01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:20,519
Speaker 1: very nice. Oh many do they have a Wheel of

1216
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:26,680
Speaker 1: Fortune in Africa? No? Why don't you say it that way?

1217
01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:29,120
Speaker 1: I can't do that. Why are you doing family? You

1218
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:33,240
Speaker 1: know see what I'm saying. That makes some see caution.

1219
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:36,720
Speaker 1: You don't do Wheel of Fortune in the States. Too

1220
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:39,320
Speaker 1: ready for love? But I could do Wheel of Fortune

1221
01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:42,439
Speaker 1: in Africa. Oh, you can't say. How are you gonna

1222
01:21:42,479 --> 01:21:46,920
Speaker 1: spend the wheel with his own? You can't spend the wheel? Wait,

1223
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:49,080
Speaker 1: how are you gonna be on the game show that

1224
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:51,960
Speaker 1: you can't pronounce? I can do it. I had it

1225
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:54,960
Speaker 1: right by time. I get that you had people to

1226
01:21:55,040 --> 01:22:01,439
Speaker 1: try to spend it with a heel of fortune people

1227
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:08,480
Speaker 1: the balcony trying to spend what they healed, because take

1228
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,880
Speaker 1: something over there that you could say, like ready to

1229
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,400
Speaker 1: love or something I can do? Ready to love? Now? Yeah,

1230
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:15,519
Speaker 1: that's it. I want you to know, thank y'all for

1231
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:25,000
Speaker 1: watching my show because it is gonna I'm gonna ask

1232
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:27,000
Speaker 1: you about something off there. Hey, let me leave people

1233
01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:29,559
Speaker 1: this close to me, Mark right, Okay, before it gets

1234
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:37,080
Speaker 1: too much. I try to remind people about their own spirituality.

1235
01:22:38,160 --> 01:22:42,800
Speaker 1: It's an individual faith walk. Your relationship with God is

1236
01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:48,120
Speaker 1: very very uniquely yours. God created us all very very uniquely.

1237
01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:52,920
Speaker 1: I walk with Him is a unique walk. Our journey

1238
01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:58,080
Speaker 1: has been a unique journey. No two people have had

1239
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:03,040
Speaker 1: the exact same lie, the exact same set of circumstances,

1240
01:23:03,439 --> 01:23:07,599
Speaker 1: in the exact same order. So with that in mind,

1241
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Speaker 1: your relationship with God and your walk with Him will

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Speaker 1: be very very uniquely yours. The problem that we have

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Speaker 1: with Christianity and walking our walks with our God and

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Speaker 1: our faith is because we keep trying to compare ours

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Speaker 1: to others. What I suggest to people is start your

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Speaker 1: relationship with God. If you have not formed a daily

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Speaker 1: relationship with him, I strongly suggest that you just start

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Speaker 1: in your own way, approaching God on a daily basis.

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Speaker 1: It is the beginning of your entire existing existence changing

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Speaker 1: for the better. It can do you no harm to

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Speaker 1: do this. Please, do not let the devil accomplish the

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Speaker 1: one mission that he has in your life, and that

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Speaker 1: is to rob you of your destiny. You should have

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Speaker 1: a relationship with your creator. You should be in communication

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Speaker 1: on a daily basis with your Creator. You who are

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Speaker 1: feeling like you're downtrodden, those of you who feel like

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Speaker 1: you don't have answers, those of you who think you alone,

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Speaker 1: those of you who are feeling any form of confusion,

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Speaker 1: And instead of saying those of you, let me change

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Speaker 1: that and say those of us, because it's everybody that

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Speaker 1: fits into momentary lapses of confusion, unknowing decisions you have

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Speaker 1: to make, feeling all sadness, sometimes trying to figure it out,

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Speaker 1: trying to discover and find the way all of this

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Speaker 1: happens to all of us from time to time. I

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Speaker 1: am strongly suggesting to you, as I have had to

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Speaker 1: discover in my life, that the more you talk to God,

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Speaker 1: the more you allow him to have a presence in

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Speaker 1: your day, the better you are to handle and to

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Speaker 1: cope with the decisions, the trials, the moments that occur

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Speaker 1: in your life. God is available for you today to

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Speaker 1: come to Him anyway you want to. You don't need

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Speaker 1: an appointment, and God would love to hear from you.

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Speaker 1: Those are my clothes remarks to day. Y'all have a

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