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Speaker 1: Hey, this is Angie and this is Carly, your favorite

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Speaker 1: Okay storytime hosts, and we've got some great stories coming up.

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Speaker 3: Weirdest habits of people you lived with ew trigger warning

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Speaker 3: for some really disgusting stories.

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Speaker 2: Queen Moose eighty eight says I had a flat mate.

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Speaker 2: Sorry British, Sorry, I'm brittant. Sorry that was a bronie.

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Speaker 2: For anyone who doesn't know what a bronie is, that's

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Speaker 2: my little pony. But a guy who's into my little pony.

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Speaker 2: No it's not, because yes, yeah, that's what a bronie is.

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Speaker 1: What do you think of bronie was like a bro.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, is a guy who's into my little pony.

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Speaker 2: Guys there, yes, I know.

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Speaker 3: I am not for the lucky people who have not

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Speaker 3: come across a bronie in the wild. It's basically a

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Speaker 3: grown man who was into my little pony.

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Speaker 2: See he would carry around his cell. Now what that's

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Speaker 2: what they're called.

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Speaker 3: I've heard about this concept when I watched My Little

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Speaker 3: Pony as a younger person.

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Speaker 1: You're still a young person.

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Speaker 3: When he would carry around a sizable teddy version of

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Speaker 3: a pony and told us she was helping him with

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Speaker 3: the cooking when he was in the kitchen. He also

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Speaker 3: paid a lot of money for a rainbow Pony birthday

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Speaker 3: cake for himself, and he attended My Little Pony Annual convention.

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Speaker 2: Didn't know there was a convention for that.

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Speaker 3: There is a huge fan base for My Little pun

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Speaker 3: the newer show. I mean, I watched it many years ago,

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Speaker 3: but honestly, it was pretty good.

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Speaker 2: The only convention I've been to is a reptile convention,

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Speaker 2: and I bought my friend a little dumpy frog.

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Speaker 3: Okay, However, it was his fan thic artwork that scared

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Speaker 3: the be Jesus out of me.

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Speaker 2: The only way I can describe it is pony erotica.

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Speaker 2: I still have nightmares. Okay, that is so much worse.

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Speaker 2: That is so much worse.

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Speaker 3: To find out that he is smactualizing this children's show.

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Speaker 2: That is worse.

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Speaker 3: I know there's everything on AO three, but this feels

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Speaker 3: a little bit worse. I want to see these paintings,

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Speaker 3: probably find them if you went on something.

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Speaker 1: There are a couple of websites where you can do that.

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Speaker 2: Well, I have just learned this new term, and I

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Speaker 2: need examples.

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Speaker 1: Have you not heard you know what?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm shocked.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there is a website where No, no, I'm not

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Speaker 1: I'm not helping you. I am not gatewaiting that to you.

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Speaker 2: John wouldn't do it. I don't even I've never watched

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Speaker 2: My Little Pony.

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Speaker 1: Really, it's not about my little pony. It's about the web.

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Speaker 1: It's the one with the numbers. Do you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about? Not A three, not AO three, it's

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Speaker 1: the really bad one.

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Speaker 2: What AnyWho? That is the end of that story. That

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Speaker 2: was the end of time. Honestly, if you were just

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Speaker 2: a brownie, if you just like liked the show, I'd

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Speaker 2: be like, you know, it's all good.

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Speaker 1: Not yucking you're young.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, not yucking you're young, but showing you his erotic

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Speaker 3: my little Pony horse.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna yuck your yung.

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Speaker 2: Stop. Yeah, that goes a little little too far from

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Speaker 2: me personally. I want to see it, but Savannah wants

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Speaker 2: to see it, so please show it to her. I'm curious,

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Speaker 2: not interested. I'm curious.

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Speaker 1: You know what, chat you can do that for her.

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Speaker 2: It's a role, But do it right now.

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Speaker 3: Kia Love says my nephew was a Bronie for a while.

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Speaker 3: He also likes Strawberry Shortcake, but he was not grown.

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Speaker 3: He was a baby bronie.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you can't be a baby bronie.

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Speaker 3: You know she's actually doing it cause I feel like

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Speaker 3: if you're a child, then it's just a show for.

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Speaker 2: Kids, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's fine.

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Speaker 2: I honestly think it's fine.

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Speaker 3: Like I love a lot of cartoons that are geared

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Speaker 3: So I really don't think there's any problem with anyone

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Speaker 2: But you went a little bit, you went a little further.

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Speaker 1: She's found the rule. Don't turn that phone around.

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Speaker 2: But that's a love story. And on that note, we're

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Speaker 2: gonna get into the next one. Elk Ton three, says

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Speaker 2: my old roommate. He was technically the homeowner, lived in

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Speaker 2: early in the morning and watch me sleep. That's so

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Speaker 2: much worse than the last guy. This guy was just

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Speaker 2: a little bit weird. This is so much worse. I

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Speaker 3: Out when he leave, and I'm a heavy sleeper, so

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Speaker 3: I did not notice this was happening for months until

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Speaker 2: Are you a woman? I mean, it's it's weird both ways,

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Speaker 3: There was also a second door to my room that

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Speaker 2: Aha. He was a complete crazy person, and that's the

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Speaker 2: end of that story. That's psych He was just looking.

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Speaker 2: That's terrifying. That is so scary. I have you ever

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Speaker 2: watched like, There's like a Worst Roommate thing? Yeah? On Netflix.

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Speaker 2: I love watching Oh my gosh, I I love it.

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Speaker 2: I used to be obsessed with it, and then I

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Speaker 2: oh my constantly. I know, right, because it's kind of

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Speaker 2: like true crimeshm, but oh my gosh. Yeah, there was

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Speaker 2: then he would just leave, and I'm like, why wouldn't

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Speaker 2: you get up? I'd be like, hey, hey, it's weird. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: that's creepy. But we got another story from Rudolph Kitler.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, we do well because this user was on

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Speaker 1: our previous episode. Oh yeah, so I guess they just

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Speaker 1: have some crazy stories.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And also that name, but.

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Speaker 1: Dakota said the same thing, freak a little close to.

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Speaker 2: Who's that name?

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Speaker 1: Referring to Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer?

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Speaker 2: Mmmm hm, who says? I live with my cousin and

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Speaker 2: we both have long hair that reaches our shoulder blades.

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Speaker 2: He has this weird habit. I don't even know how

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Speaker 3: My boyfriend is like, no, not this morning, but the

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Speaker 2: No, it was terrible. I think I almost passed away.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah. This went on for about a month until

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Speaker 2: I finally told him to stop because it was seriously

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Speaker 2: weirding me out. I feel like this guy is doing

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Speaker 2: like he's he's Vinci. He's like he's got the whole

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Speaker 2: he's doing He's doing like he's doing the Starry Night

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Speaker 2: with hair, like swirling and stuff, little van go in

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Speaker 2: art one time. Yeah, during COVID. I was bored. It

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Speaker 2: didn't work out. What does that mean? I just like

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Speaker 2: much time? I did, and then I would be like, whoo,

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Speaker 2: and it stopped completely until he moved out. Months later.

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Speaker 2: I visited his place. I had to use their bathroom

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Speaker 2: and guess what I found.

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Speaker 3: A Picasso of the weirdest art imaginable, A full on

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Speaker 3: hair PICASSA hair on the wall is the weirdest crap

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Speaker 2: Wait, like actual Picasso. That's kind of crazy, because I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: Are you being hyperbolic or was it an actual Picasso?

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Speaker 3: And can you take a picture? Did you take a picture?

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Speaker 3: I would have been taking a picture.

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Speaker 2: I don't like when people like, you know, their hair

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Speaker 1: You know, but then you almost pass away from it.

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Speaker 3: That was just because I wasn't dealing with that. Someone

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Speaker 3: else dealt with it, Niniscess. My stepdad uses snuffs. Oh

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Speaker 1: It's in the bottomick in the back right here. That's

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Speaker 1: why I used to do that.

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Speaker 3: I never understood why in movies with like baseball players

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Speaker 1: Well now now it's no sunflower seats. They band chewing

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Speaker 1: It's just like something to put in your mouth, because

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Speaker 3: It out there like they were addicted, and now they

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Speaker 3: got to replace that with some flower seeds.

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Speaker 1: Pretty much, when he's done with.

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Speaker 3: It, instead of going to a trash can or whatever,

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Speaker 2: My brother used to do that, ew and my dad

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Speaker 2: used to do that as well. I'm sorry, that's tobacco. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: They would have like if you're on like the go

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Speaker 2: or like if they're at their computer, you know, like

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Speaker 2: doing work whatever, it's just like and then they just

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Speaker 2: my god, I know what I know what that is.

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Speaker 2: I know what that is. Oh my god. Oh we go. Ok.

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Speaker 2: I would be like putting it on their bed.

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Speaker 3: I would maybe leave in the cup if I were

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Speaker 3: being nice, but I would be putting on their bed

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Speaker 3: and saying, deal with this.

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Speaker 2: Ew. I legitimately have never seen him clean one of

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Speaker 2: wakes up to her alarms. This sounds like my boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: Safe to say, we're still friends, but we are not

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Speaker 2: This is gross and weird. I became disabled and was

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Speaker 2: Could grocery stores become a living nightmare. If I moved

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Speaker 2: while I recovered the friend. Well, she never ever cleaned ever.

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Speaker 2: The only two things she was really in charge of

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Speaker 2: I saw her room finally, I tried to clean it

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Speaker 3: Apparently the cats used her room as the cat box

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Speaker 3: my god, Yeah, you are charging You better be charging

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Speaker 2: I guess, dude. Yeah. The thing is if someone just

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Speaker 2: And the second thing is if someone destroys that place

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Speaker 2: I'm living in. And you can't do that. Figure that out.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I can't even leave,

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Speaker 2: Well, I put it back and then I one of

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Speaker 2: into my hand. Try it. You think you think I

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Speaker 2: was very skeptical. I was like, no way, I can

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Speaker 2: I know. We'll try it. Yeah, we'll crack an egg. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Okay, let me do it right over your head.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I would do it because you can't, because

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Speaker 1: I just don't want an egg goople over my hand.

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Speaker 2: Well you just go, you do it over the sink

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Speaker 2: another story from Awesome Ashley nineteen eighty five, And here's

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure how weird this is, as it is

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Speaker 3: Ashley goes to jail story. While living with her and

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Speaker 2: The house began to smell. They don't want to.

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Speaker 1: So there's just trash in there, a trash monster.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So they were just like leaving all of the

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Speaker 2: I just don't stin't understand.

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Speaker 3: How the trash picked up. Wow, I just like that's insane.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't like smells.

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Speaker 2: Like I'm very affected by smells, don't I. I'm very like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's something like when I go into my sister's house,

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Speaker 2: it always smells weird, and I'm like, why is it

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Speaker 1: She's probably farting.

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Speaker 2: No, it's because they don't take the trash out. They

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00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,760
Speaker 2: like leave it there for like a while, because neither

435
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,280
Speaker 2: of them wants to take a five minute, not even

436
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,719
Speaker 2: five minute or five second walk to the dumpster right

437
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,119
Speaker 2: outside there. Okay, well that's crazy, yeah, And I'm like,

438
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,680
Speaker 2: but also, you know, it could eat trash. And a

439
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,600
Speaker 2: lot of times people don't air out their houses.

440
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,879
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, you have to open pados and stuff,

441
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,400
Speaker 3: and so it gets like the air gets stale.

442
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,440
Speaker 2: I remember Riley.

443
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,720
Speaker 3: I had to tell him that he has to leave

444
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,880
Speaker 3: open his windows in his room when he lived here,

445
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,360
Speaker 3: because if we could stay in there. I come into

446
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,479
Speaker 3: his room and I go, Riley, it spells in here.

447
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:12,600
Speaker 3: And I did that to Sam too, because.

448
00:21:12,359 --> 00:21:14,000
Speaker 2: You just don't You don't notice it. It's not like

449
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,960
Speaker 2: a oh, like it smells, how dare you? It's just

450
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,640
Speaker 2: like a when you're in your room so often, you

451
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,239
Speaker 2: you get used to the smell. I just noticed, like

452
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,680
Speaker 2: when I go into my like new room, I love

453
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:30,440
Speaker 2: the smell in there, and I'm like, ah, I need

454
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:30,760
Speaker 2: to come.

455
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,240
Speaker 1: Over to your at least you guys don't deal with

456
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 1: Dakota when he just farts and he doesn't say a

457
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,280
Speaker 1: thing about it, and I'm like, why did you do that?

458
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,720
Speaker 1: Why do you let me just inhale that do that?

459
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 2: No, he downstairs, he sits down and he's like, hmm,

460
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,720
Speaker 2: I just farted and smells.

461
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,479
Speaker 1: At least he says it now because I've shamed him

462
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 1: so many times because I will like smell it and

463
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,639
Speaker 1: I know what his farts smell like now because he

464
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 1: does it so many times. And I look straight out

465
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,199
Speaker 1: of Him's like, how how'd you get a woof of that?

466
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,600
Speaker 1: I just did it. I'm like, dude, how dare you it?

467
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:01,359
Speaker 2: Just no? Literally, he was like, sorry, I just did it.

468
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 2: And then he goes and I was like, I don't

469
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 2: want I said stop, I don't want to smell it. Oh,

470
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,480
Speaker 2: And then the whole day he's been going, he's just

471
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 2: been annoying, annoying the hell out of me. Yeah, Kamkota

472
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,239
Speaker 2: big brothers, No, I know, And he said it's just

473
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,679
Speaker 2: so fun. It's so fun. I said, get away from me.

474
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,920
Speaker 2: He just I was like on my phone. He kept

475
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,920
Speaker 2: running over and then would stop and I'm like what

476
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 2: And he just slapped my phone out of my hand

477
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:31,240
Speaker 2: and run away and I'm like stop giving why because

478
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 2: I didn't no, because but then he would come over

479
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 2: and be like, what are you looking at? And I'm like, oh,

480
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:35,879
Speaker 2: well I'm doing boom.

481
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dakota's never had siblings, so he's making up for

482
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:39,720
Speaker 3: lost time.

483
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 1: And I bully him, yeah, because he bullies people.

484
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 2: This is gross. There's more stories.

485
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 3: Partially, Burnt Void says, in college, we had a house

486
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 3: with five rooms, and for a while I had a

487
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,920
Speaker 3: bunch of roommates come and go pretty quickly. This resulted

488
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 3: in Steve, a random friend of a former roommate, moving in,

489
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 3: and shortly there after a Steve's brother kept been moving in,

490
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 3: and a couple weeks later Steve moved out. So we're

491
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 3: now left with an empty room and Kevin, who we

492
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 3: really don't know and seems like a really sketchy guy.

493
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 3: Turns out he was a really sketchy guy, very heavy

494
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 3: into substances, and just generally trashy.

495
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:17,160
Speaker 2: One in my other roommates.

496
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 3: Carl let me know the morning after a party that

497
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 3: someone is coming by to check out the room later,

498
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 3: so we start cleaning up the cups and crap left

499
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 3: over from the night before. My little brother had stayed

500
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,119
Speaker 3: the night, so we were cleaning the upstairs and Carl

501
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 3: was out front cleaning up some things in the front

502
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 3: yard when the person coming to look at the room

503
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 3: pulled up. Carl goes and introduces himself and starts showing

504
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 3: her around the house. He brings her upstairs and introduces

505
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 3: her to me and my brother, and then shows her

506
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 3: to what would be her room. Finally, he walks her out,

507
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 3: and my brother and I start talking about us. She

508
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 3: seemed kind of trashy and a little bit old to

509
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 3: be interested in a room by a college campus like

510
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 3: we had, but whatever.

511
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:57,640
Speaker 2: All of the.

512
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 3: Sudden, Carl comes running up the stairs, laughing his butt off.

513
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 3: He explains that after he'd finished the tour and walked

514
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 3: out with the girl, she stopped and said, I don't

515
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,640
Speaker 3: think you know why I'm here. Carl responded, you're interested

516
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 3: in the room we have, right, I see you, I

517
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:23,320
Speaker 3: see you. She responded, Um, No, I'm a call girl.

518
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 3: Someone named Kevin called for me.

519
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:30,959
Speaker 2: Turned out Kevin had called a spicy worker and we

520
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 2: just gave her a tour of the whole house. That's hilarious.

521
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,360
Speaker 3: I can't imagine what was going through her head as

522
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 3: he's saying things like and here's your room.

523
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 2: It's my roommate and his brother.

524
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 3: She must have thought she was getting into some crazy,

525
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 3: freaky crawdy. Needless to say, she didn't move in, and

526
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 3: we encouraged Kevin to move out shortly after.

527
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:54,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, so he called this, did he know? Yes? Oh?

528
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 2: He called her there? Oh my god, and like, was

529
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,879
Speaker 2: he not there? I don't think he was there? What

530
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 2: a weirdo? That's crazy?

531
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 3: Ah man, Ultra Violet says, that's what I just said, Sofia,

532
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 3: he's making up for not having grown up with siblings.

533
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 2: And you girls are going to get it worse than

534
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,160
Speaker 2: the boys. Don I know? Done, I know, but don't worry.

535
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,439
Speaker 2: I I bother him too. And we got another story

536
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 2: from Malice in Wonderland, who says, I live with someone

537
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:24,159
Speaker 2: who would regularly put very dirty dishes outside huh Like

538
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 2: she didn't want to clean them and they would smell,

539
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 2: so they would just go on the porch wait, no

540
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 2: for the rats. Yeah, for like animals to come by

541
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:32,160
Speaker 2: and just lick.

542
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 3: When we moved out there there was a crap ton

543
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 3: of ruined plates, bowls, pots, pan, even a crock pot

544
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 3: and the vegetable drawer from the fridge.

545
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 2: Crazy laziness. That is crazy laziness. I would not stand

546
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 2: for that. Literally, just let it soak in the water

547
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 2: or something.

548
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 3: I feel like she would just leave them soaking though,

549
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 3: and then ope, you would still have to clean them.

550
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 2: I don't know. I would not live with that person.

551
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 2: I hate people who don't do their dishes. I had.

552
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 3: I had an ex roommate who did do her dishes,

553
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 3: and then her boyfriend started coming over all the time.

554
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 1: Oh and then he didn't do his di and then.

555
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 2: He would leave all these dishes like he would make

556
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 2: he would bake things and be like, oh, big things,

557
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 2: but then he wouldn't do the dishes. She wouldn't do

558
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 2: his dishes.

559
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 3: So I was doing all the dishes, and then it

560
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 3: got just it got so bad that I literally stopped.

561
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,919
Speaker 3: I would do my dishes immediately so like none of

562
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 3: my stuff was ever in the sink. And then she

563
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,919
Speaker 3: had the audacity to blame me.

564
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 2: I found this out. Later she blamed me for.

565
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 3: The dishes and told all of my friends that it

566
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 3: was me leaving all the dishes, and they were all like,

567
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 3: that doesn't.

568
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 2: Sound like sopia. Yeah, yeah, And it was funny because

569
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 2: literally that summer they should have known that it wasn't

570
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 2: true because that summer she was not there all summer

571
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 2: and the sink wass so so I hate it when

572
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 2: people do that.

573
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,919
Speaker 1: My mom like ingraded into me to do dishes.

574
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's mine, my mom very much like you can

575
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 2: leave dishes in the sink, but like at the end

576
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 2: of the day, yes, exactly, don't you put it all

577
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,120
Speaker 2: You either are putting in the dishwashers or you're cleaning

578
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,199
Speaker 2: up by hand, and then you put it away in

579
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 2: the morning.

580
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 1: Never never use as we had a dishwasher growing up,

581
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: we never used it because my mom's like, your hand

582
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 1: washing the dishes.

583
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's tough.

584
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: Oh, but I would like at this point, I kind

585
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: of love washing dishes. I just put on like a video,

586
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: listen to music, and I'm like, all right, let's scrubble.

587
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 2: Like doing it after a while, because I would do

588
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 2: it every sing like I was out the day for

589
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 2: the day.

590
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 3: When I was working at my old job at unnamed

591
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 3: coffee shop. I would sometimes when like it was really busy,

592
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 3: I would offer to do the dishes, because if you

593
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 3: didn't do them until the end of.

594
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 2: The night, you'd have like a yeah, huge, huge stack.

595
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,239
Speaker 2: So I'd be like, hey, can I go back there

596
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 2: and like get a start on it. And then I

597
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 2: would go back there and just like put on music, yeah,

598
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 2: and just like get into the groove of washing dishes.

599
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 2: It was great. Get it out. Yeah, I'm so glad.

600
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 2: We have like a nice dishwasher now, and the girls

601
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 2: like they basically we just put all of our stuff

602
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 2: in and then like when it gets filled, whoever is

603
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 2: there just you know, turns it on whatever. And then

604
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,439
Speaker 2: in the morning, like the someone else will take it

605
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 2: out and they'll just like put it on the thing

606
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 2: and then you put away your own stuff. I literally

607
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 2: did it this morning, like nobody told me to nobody,

608
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 2: you know, like it's just that's nice.

609
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: Sophia just told her craziest or worst roommate, Well, was

610
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: it your I was at your worst roommate?

611
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 2: I do not have many. I've only had two. I

612
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 2: have sets of roommates.

613
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: What's your worst stories? You have bad stories, you want

614
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 1: to tell us some of yours.

615
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's kind of long, TLDR. The story

616
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 2: comes from Savannah. This story comes from me personally, all right, TLDR.

617
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,479
Speaker 2: I had so my first remain in college. I'll give

618
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 2: you the two. My first remain in college got pregnant

619
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 2: and left. So that was my first roommate experience.

620
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: And I remember, like she left, was she pregnant before

621
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 1: you met her or like during.

622
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 2: So literally she was there for like a month and

623
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 2: then she would go home like all the time the

624
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 2: weekend and go see your boyfriend and blah blah blah.

625
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 2: And she went home and then like never came back

626
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 2: for like two months, and so I was like, but

627
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,719
Speaker 2: all her stuff was still, am I okay? And I

628
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 2: was like I don't know and whatever, And I just

629
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 2: like didn't have her number or anything. So I was like,

630
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 2: I don't know, I only do her number, well, I

631
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 2: only I know, only knew her for a month, So

632
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't exchange numbers with my roommates,

633
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 2: like day day four, day one, I don't know. And

634
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 2: then one day I came back from like my class

635
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 2: and she was just there and I was like oh.

636
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, what's up. And she's like, oh,

637
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,239
Speaker 2: like nothing, bla blah blah. I was like, oh my god,

638
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 2: I haven't seen you forever. And she was just like, yeah,

639
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 2: I'm pregnant. And I was like what she like? And

640
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 2: I said is that a good Yeah? Did you watch

641
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 2: and she said yeah yeah. And I was like, oh, well, congrats,

642
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 2: you know blah And she's like yeah, so I'm gonna

643
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 2: be moving out at the end of the month blah blah.

644
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, So she had like a partner,

645
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 2: so yeah, so she and now she has like five kids.

646
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 2: And I was like damn, yeah. Yeah. The girl that

647
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 2: I lived with my freshman year she had a baby

648
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 2: two two years ago. Yeah. My my other roommate, the

649
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 2: one right after that. We were like so close. I

650
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 2: loved her. We were great, She's my best friend. Whatever,

651
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 2: And then I went. She invited me over the summer

652
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 2: to go on her family vacation. So I went and

653
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 2: it was only like I don't even think a week

654
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 2: or something. I don't know, it was only like four days,

655
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 2: five days, I don't know. I remember going. She was

656
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 2: just like a brat to her family. She was so

657
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 2: mean to them. She like didn't want to do anything.

658
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 2: She didn't want to go to the bee, she didn't

659
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 2: want to go to the pool. She just wanted to

660
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 2: stay in a room and like text and I was like,

661
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 2: I kind of want to go out and do stuff. Yeah,

662
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 2: And we were in New Jersey and I was like,

663
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 2: I want to go to the beach. I want to

664
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 2: you know, we were at like a nice hotel shore.

665
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 2: I want to go to the shore. Just sure, come

666
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 2: on my favorite show now. But I was I didn't

667
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 2: know at the time. I wish I had, I would

668
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 2: have gone crazy. So then when it was like the

669
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 2: last night and we like went out to like this

670
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 2: bar whatever, blah blah blah, and we like got a

671
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 2: little tippy and then tippy. Then we were like walking home.

672
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 2: This was like two am, and she's like, oh, like

673
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 2: I have to go to the bathroom blah bah blah.

674
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 2: And I was like oh, And I was like trying

675
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 2: to like hurry because she was like, oh, I have

676
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 2: to be so bad. I was like, Okay, let's go.

677
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 2: Let's go. And then I was like walking in front

678
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 2: of her. She's like, oh my god, like you don't

679
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 2: even know where you're going. Why are you walking so

680
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 2: fast blah blah. I was like, well, you said you

681
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 2: had a piece, So I was just waiting and she's like,

682
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 2: oh my god, blah blah blah. I snapped at her

683
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 2: and I was like, you have been a brap this

684
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 2: whole vacation. That's like a it does. And I felt

685
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 2: I felt my face get red and I was like, oh, oh,

686
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 2: she's getting it. And I was just like, you've been this, this,

687
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 2: that and the other thing, blah blah blah. And she's

688
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 2: just like, she was like, you're not welcome at my

689
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 2: house anymore, not at all this stuff. And I said, well,

690
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 2: all my stuff's there, so and then she was just like, well,

691
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call my parents and they're gonna like agree

692
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 2: with me, and you're not welcome blah blah blah. So

693
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 2: she like calls her parents. I call my parents, Well,

694
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 2: I call my mom. Mind you it's like two in

695
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 2: the morning. Yeah, And I was just like, mom, her

696
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 2: name is Natalie. I'm like, Natalie is saying that I'm

697
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 2: not allowed to stay at her house. All my stuff's

698
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 2: They're like, what do I do? And she was just

699
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 2: like go back to her house blah blah blah. It's

700
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 2: just you know whatever, all this stuff. And then she's

701
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 2: on the phone with her mom. She's like, Mom, Savannah

702
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 2: wants to go see a Broadway show and like I

703
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 2: want to come home. And oh, I was like, oh

704
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 2: my god, Mom, she's lying. She's lying right in from

705
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 2: and I took the phone and I said, your daughter's

706
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 2: lying to you. I was like, what is it happening?

707
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,479
Speaker 2: And I was like, also, what Broadway shows happening at

708
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 2: two am? Yeah? Huh does it even make sense?

709
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

710
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: I was like okay, no. And then she's like, oh

711
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 2: my god, a little one. She like starts crying whatever.

712
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 2: And then she starts to like leave to go to

713
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 2: like I don't know the train or whatever. So she

714
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 2: goes to train and I'm like walking out and she's like,

715
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 2: why are you following me? And I said, because my

716
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 2: stuff's at your house? Like what do you mean? Like,

717
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 2: I'm going And she's like, you're not welcome. My parents

718
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 2: aren't picking you up there. You're not welcome at our house,

719
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and she left and she left me

720
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 2: there in New York City for my first day ever

721
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 2: in New York City at three am now, and I

722
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 2: went into a pizza shop and cried, and then these

723
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 2: two girls came up to me. Was like, what is wrong?

724
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 2: I said, my roommate left me. I don't know where

725
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 2: I am and I can't get a hotel because I

726
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 2: was only like nineteen at the time. I was like,

727
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 2: I can't do anything. I don't know where I am.

728
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 2: I can't all my stuff's there. I have my phone,

729
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 2: a pack I could gum in my wallet, and my

730
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 2: phone's on like twenty percent. These girls ordered me an

731
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 2: uber to go to the airport. My mom was like,

732
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 2: if anything, sleep at the airport, you know, yeah, but everything,

733
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 2: get your stuff in the morning. I went to the

734
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 2: airport and then we ended up going and I got

735
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 2: it might and my flight was supposed to leave the

736
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 2: next morning. Yeah, well it wasn't the next morning. It

737
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 2: was like the next like night, and but my mom

738
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 2: was like, let's change it, blah blah blah. So I

739
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 2: go to like change it, but then my card's getting

740
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 2: declined because it's like fraudulent, like because it's a lot

741
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 2: of money, and so I'm like, I can't even pay

742
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 2: for a ticket, you know, and whatever. My Mom's like,

743
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 2: you know, give me the phone to the lady whatever.

744
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 2: And so my mob like ends up getting me this

745
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 2: like five hundred dollars ticket just to come home. I'm

746
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 2: like god, and I like go through like TSA whatever,

747
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 2: blah blah blah. And then I go and buy a

748
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 2: phone charger out of a vending machine because nothing's really open,

749
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 2: and it immediately breaks and I'm like, oh my god.

750
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 2: So I couldn't even charge my phone, and so my

751
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 2: phone's on like thirteen percent now, and I'm like, I

752
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 2: gotta stay awake. But I'm it's also like six in

753
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 2: the morning, and I'm like so exhausted, and my my

754
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 2: plane was gonna leave in like two hours, and I

755
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 2: was like, I have to stay up. I have to

756
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 2: stay up. And then I finally got on like the

757
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 2: flight and everything, and my dad picked me up and like,

758
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 2: you know, was like, oh my god, you know, and

759
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 2: oh my god, and like all this stuff and then

760
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 2: it's not even the crazy for it, that's not the crazy.

761
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,439
Speaker 2: Bart Then I texted her and was like, hey, send

762
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 2: all my stuff to me because I left, because she's

763
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 2: like she was like calling me in the Ober, like no,

764
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 2: just come back, It's fine, just come back. And my

765
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 2: Mom's like don't do not. She was like, and also

766
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 2: save your phone battery. Yeah. I was like, okay. So

767
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 2: she's she's like, oh, I'm like give me my stuff back.

768
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 2: And she was like okay, well you have to pay

769
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 2: for it. And I said, no, I'm not paying for it.

770
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 2: And she was like, well, I'm not sending it all

771
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 2: this stuff and I said And so my mom was

772
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 2: like asked for a parent's number and or whatever, and

773
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 2: I was like, can I have your parents number? Blah blah,

774
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 2: gives me her dad's number. My mom starts texting him

775
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 2: and is like you know, blah blah blah, all this stuff.

776
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, like you know, she's telling me

777
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 2: a different story and all this stuff. I was a liar.

778
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 2: And then my mom tries to like call and whatever

779
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 2: and he keeps declining the call and he's like I

780
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 2: can't talk. I'm at work. All this stuff and like

781
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 2: this seems weird. Turns out it was her boyfriend. She

782
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 2: gave her boyfriend's number to me. He pretended to be

783
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 2: her dad, so weird. Yeah, because she didn't want to

784
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,399
Speaker 2: get in trouble with her parents. And then my mom,

785
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 2: oh my mom. We were at like dinner this had

786
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 2: been going on for the whole day. Yeah, my mom.

787
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 2: We were at dinner because my mom was like, we're

788
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 2: gonna go to a nice family dinner and then we're

789
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 2: going to like a little like concert show afterwards and

790
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 2: to like, I don't know, just like have a fun

791
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 2: family time because everyone was so worried about me. And

792
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 2: so we were at dinner and she texts him because

793
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 2: she's like, oh, you know, like okay, played along for

794
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 2: like the whole day. And then his name was like

795
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 2: Billy or something, and she's like, okay, and by the way,

796
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 2: I know this is Billy. I'll be getting in touch

797
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 2: with your real parents. Have a good night. And then

798
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 2: they start calling her, calling or calling her, and she

799
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,240
Speaker 2: was like her whole like Mota was, don't play the player.

800
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 2: Everything is. She turned her phone off and she was like,

801
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 2: screw this girl. And then she starts texting me. She's like,

802
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 2: turn your phone off, turn my phone off. And then

803
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 2: I started texting her. I texted her brother. The brother

804
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 2: was there and he was like, what happened to you?

805
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah, and up was like, your sister kicked

806
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 2: me out. I don't know, and he was like, oh,

807
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 2: my God, that is not what she said. Blah blah

808
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 2: blah ah this and I'm like, of course, of course. Yeah,

809
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 2: And then we ended up trying to get in contact

810
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 2: with her parents. They never answered. We got like the

811
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 2: real numbers and they never answered. We found them on Facebook,

812
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 2: never answered, Like, so she's just I don't know. Oh

813
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 2: we got it sent, but we paid for it. Yeah,

814
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 2: so yeah that came, you know, like days later. But yeah,

815
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 2: my mom she has a hit list and she's like

816
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 2: that she's on there. She said that little bit and

817
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 2: she still has her number, the one we were like

818
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 2: talking about, I think when she was here and she

819
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 2: was like, I'll call her right now. She goes, Hi, Natalie,

820
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 2: it's me. Savannah's mom. Just want to remember that you're

821
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,439
Speaker 2: a horrible person. I'm like, don't call her, what's wrong

822
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 2: with you? I'm like please. Yeah. So that's my roommate.

823
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 2: That's my worst roommate story. That's so much worse.

824
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: That was.

825
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was not a TLDR. That was the whole thing.

826
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,720
Speaker 1: Sorry, we're like, TLDR.

827
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 3: No, that was a good story, though, we can keep

828
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 3: that in cooler. That's the whole story, and we're gonna

829
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 3: get into the next one, here we go. Now, this

830
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 3: one comes from deleted. They say my first college roommate

831
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 3: hated to do laundry, so when he ran out of

832
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 3: clean underwear, he'd use mine. I repeatedly told him not

833
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 3: to wear my underwear, but he kept doing it, thinking

834
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 3: it was completely reasonable.

835
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 2: To borrow my stuff. As I described here some time ago,

836
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 2: it felt weird wearing my own undies after he'd warn them,

837
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 2: but at the time I couldn't afford to keep buying

838
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 2: new ones every time it happened. Okay, that is really

839
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 2: weird that he's stealing your underwear to wear them. I mean,

840
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 2: like watch them if you can't get like diseases. You

841
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 2: don't know, like I don't even like Sharane, Like you know,

842
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 2: me and my sister had like a drawing. We were

843
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 2: like little obviously, but then like as we grew now

844
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 2: we you know, don't share, but obviously we'll steer like shirts,

845
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 2: and but like underwear is I don.

846
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 3: Don't like share under her, but like I've lent and

847
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 3: I've been underwear before me too, Yes, that, but it's

848
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 3: like under specific circumstances.

849
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 2: If things, for some reason, I needed new underwear.

850
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 3: This situation specifically, not okay that he's doing this, but realistically,

851
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 3: if you wash them, they're fine.

852
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 2: It is weird that he's doing that. Not okay, but

853
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,760
Speaker 2: like you'll be fine.

854
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: You're not gonna get like the easiest thing to wash.

855
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 2: It's so easy, so like I feel for you, but

856
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 2: you'll be okay. I'd rather do laundry than dishes. I

857
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 2: think laundry is so so easy. I know, you just

858
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 2: start put on a show and like fold and then

859
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 2: like hang up. I do have to go fold my

860
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,359
Speaker 2: laundry after this. But I know I finally folded mine,

861
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 2: but that I was moving, so I have any My

862
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 2: problem right now is that I have a box of

863
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 2: clothes that I need to get rid of and it's

864
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 2: been in my room for like two weeks and I

865
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 2: need to put it in my room for like three months. Yeah,

866
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 2: I need to.

867
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 3: I need to put it into trash bags because this

868
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 3: box broke, and then bring it to some sort of

869
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 3: donation place.

870
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 2: Oh, we have another one from deleted. I'm guessing different deleted.

871
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 2: Hey it's Angie, your favorite fashion host. Here. We're going

872
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 2: to get back to the stories, but here's three minutes

873
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 2: of ads from our sponsors. Delete it says, my roommate

874
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,280
Speaker 2: was using a handkerchief for the first three months living together.

875
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 2: He had like two or three dozens that he washes regularly.

876
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 2: I asked him, why not just use a tissue? He replies,

877
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 2: what's a tissue? Introduced to him a box? I'm sorry

878
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,720
Speaker 2: he introduced him to a box and a pack of tissues?

879
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 2: Is he absolute? Mine? Blow from like eighteen hundreds? He's like, box,

880
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 2: have tissues, this is a tissue. Honestly, I will say,

881
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,839
Speaker 2: some people are not a tissue household, and it kind

882
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 2: of pisses me off. I did not grow up in

883
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 2: a tissue asshole, and I hate that.

884
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: What kind of help?

885
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 2: Like you just used like paper towels or dad can't no, no,

886
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,760
Speaker 2: that hurts it. Yeah, Like I grew always a tissue household.

887
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 2: My mom's always like, oh, get a tissue for your issue.

888
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:53,240
Speaker 2: She always like not toilet.

889
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: Paper, no, no way, no soft. When used the tissue

890
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: for the first time, it was probably like a really

891
00:39:58,239 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: was it? Like crazy?

892
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 2: I mean I use tissues when I was younger, just like,

893
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 2: there will not be like boxes around. Yeah that's crazy.

894
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 2: We have room. Yeah No, we weren't like a box

895
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 2: in every room. No, that's crazy. What so like when

896
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 2: people come over and they're like, oh, can I like

897
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 2: I need a blowing nose? Can I have a tssue?

898
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 2: Hand them on paper? Or I said go to the bathroom. No,

899
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 2: I hate that. My brother, my brother, and when he

900
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 2: first was dating my sister in law, I went over

901
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 2: to their apartment and they did not have tissues, and

902
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 2: I said, where's the why is this a no tissue household?

903
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 2: What's happening? And she has allergies. I'm like, bae, I

904
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 2: call her Bay. Her name's Nicole, but I call her by.

905
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, what are you doing? And she should

906
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 2: and she's just like what And I was just like,

907
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 2: there needs be tissues. And my brother's like I tell her,

908
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you're not buying them either, Like what

909
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 2: do you mean you should be buying him if he's down, No,

910
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 2: not tissues you you can get or not toilet paper,

911
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 2: use tissues you can get him out the dollar store.

912
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 2: Throw papers easy. No, it was gross. Why cause it's

913
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 2: just like, you know, tissues just feel and you could

914
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 2: just like toilet papers the same thing. Toilet papers like

915
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,439
Speaker 2: my toilet papers. I don't want things that are going

916
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 2: down there up here. But it's the same thing. It's

917
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 2: the same thing.

918
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't. That happen sometimes though to.

919
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,760
Speaker 2: Ply for Ply, they ever heard it? It feels softer

920
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 2: because I'm gonna have to disagree. You ever had a

921
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 2: plus lotion? I don't know. Personally, I'm a I'm a

922
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 2: sickler when it comes to tissues. I have been getting

923
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 2: into wipes. Wipes are pretty nice. They're so versatile. I'm

924
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 2: not talking white, not for my nose, but like just

925
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 2: like you know, go on, like for your hands, like

926
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 2: in the car, and I didn't know what else you

927
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 2: used to wipe for, and that was not what I thought.

928
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 2: You put them in the car you could wipe like

929
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 2: if you spill something. Yeah, my dad likes wipes. Toothpicks.

930
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,399
Speaker 2: They're great. For this guy.

931
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 3: It seems like he's just like, well he never knew

932
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 3: about tissues. But however, pretty good for the.

933
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 2: Environment, no tissue household. It's the right thing to do,

934
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 2: and it's good for everyone. If I said, oh, can

935
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 2: I get a tissue, and someone hands me a roll

936
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 2: of toilet paper, I'll say, you're getting tool.

937
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: The only time that was acceptable, well, it went tissues

938
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 1: first because I had also had crazy allergies where I

939
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: still do would be well, tissues first, and then if

940
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: I can't use tissues, paper towels, if we're out of

941
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: paper towels for some reason, or I have tissues than

942
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: toilet paper.

943
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,879
Speaker 2: But paper towels are so much like rougher than toilet paper.

944
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,479
Speaker 2: Paper towels horrid paper towels. Personally, I feel like paper

945
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 2: towels are my last at that.

946
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 1: Point when my when I'm just it's all just coming

947
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: out of my nose. It don't matter.

948
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 2: Tissues are too like flimsy, they like break. You don't

949
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 2: have any. There's different kinds. There's two pi four ply,

950
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:50,800
Speaker 2: whatever you want. Okay, I'm just saying toilet paper. No,

951
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 2: there's also thin toilet papers. So I don't know what

952
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,919
Speaker 2: you're what is this conferenceation. I'm using real good toilet paper.

953
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 2: I get mine from Cusco. I get up from Costco

954
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 2: speaking of whatever. Oh yeah, speaking of came back with

955
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 2: a Costco family pack of tissue boxes the same evening hit.

956
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 2: You see, this could be a realization for you. This

957
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 2: this story expensive, our story expensive. You mean toilet paper

958
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:23,359
Speaker 2: I think is more expensive than tissues. No, let's look

959
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 2: it up. What's more expensive? Keon toilet paper and.

960
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 3: I want like the same amount, you know, like six

961
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 3: rolls of toilet paper versus six boxes of tissue.

962
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I want to know, ok right, hold on,

963
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: hold on, Yes, Facial tissues like Kleenex are generally more

964
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: expensive per sheet or per gram than toilet paper. He

965
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 1: cost factors, cost per sheet, A box of facial tissues

966
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: often costs more than a roll of toilet paper, which

967
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 1: contains far more sheets. Tissues are generally made from higher quality,

968
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 1: softer pulp, whereas toilet paper is designed for strength, dissolution

969
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: and cost efficiency.

970
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 2: Uh uh huh uh No, my toilet paper is so

971
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 2: cost efficient. What I'm putting on my butt, I am

972
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 2: not putting on my face. It's the same thing. I

973
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 2: am not wiping my butt with a tissue. It's not

974
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 2: the same thing. And I'm not because I guess when

975
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 2: I go poop and put a little bit poop right

976
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 2: in there. Yeah, because it's not effective for that, it's

977
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 2: effective for your nose.

978
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 3: Though, Dude Kim finds this, I will say dude wipes

979
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,359
Speaker 3: are good too. My boyfriend loves the dude wipes, which

980
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 3: I think is so funny that they have a brand

981
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:26,720
Speaker 3: of wipes called Dude Wipes.

982
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 2: So if you want to be a man and clean yourself,

983
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:35,439
Speaker 2: use dudewipes, all right. Next freaking story, Breakfast says, cook

984
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 2: spaghetti in the sauce itself. That's it. That's it. That

985
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 2: was the weirdest thing that you could think of. That's

986
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:47,280
Speaker 2: that's a norrible thing. I don't get spaghetti in the sauce.

987
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 2: My mom cooks her meatballs in the sauce like she

988
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,879
Speaker 2: makes it in the morning, puts the meat in there

989
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,879
Speaker 2: like wrong meat. But you can say so, I don't

990
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 2: personally do this, but if you put enough sauce in it,

991
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 2: you can like boil the sauce with the spaghetti or

992
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 2: put a little bit of water in there and it

993
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 2: like boils it and then you get like a nice

994
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 2: little spaghetti. I've seen someone do it before. It just

995
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 2: makes it easier. You're just being difficult. I didn't do

996
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 2: this personally, but that is a thing. It's just a

997
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 2: different way to cook spaghetti. I don't know. I don't

998
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 2: think that was weird enough for you to submit this story.

999
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 2: I think it was.

1000
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that to an Italian.

1001
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, Italian I feel like Italians do that. No, we

1002
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 2: cook cook we cooked the meat. Do Italians cook spaghetti? Now,

1003
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 2: you're just stereotyping.

1004
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 3: Italians cook spaghetti pasta in sauce. Yes, Italians almost always

1005
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 3: finished cooking pasta directly in the sauce.

1006
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 2: Oh, finish cooking. It is different than just putting it

1007
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 2: in like raw. Like you don't put raw noodles in

1008
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 2: the sauce. Like, how do you even know?

1009
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 1: The pasta water too?

1010
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it needs to boil. Like yeah, I know, but

1011
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 2: you can put a little bit of water in the sauce.

1012
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 2: But if you boil your sauce, you're gonna burn the sauce.

1013
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 3: Yes, you can cook pasta directly in the sauce, a

1014
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 3: technique that creates a creamier texture and then fuses more

1015
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 3: flavor into the noodles. This method works best by simmering

1016
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 3: the pasta in a thinned out sauce using extra broth

1017
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 3: or water.

1018
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 1: Does that make this?

1019
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 2: Or by adding partially cooked pasta to the sauce allowing

1020
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 2: you to absorb the liquid.

1021
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: Does that make the noodles more like l dente.

1022
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 2: A little heart? Probably? I mean it depends on how

1023
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 2: long you cook it. Personally, you'll never see me, You'll

1024
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,800
Speaker 2: never catch me doing that. I'm gonna try it just

1025
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 2: to piss you off.

1026
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:22,839
Speaker 1: Why should be so bad?

1027
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 2: It's gonna be tonight. I'm gonna be You're cooking for

1028
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 2: me tonight. It's true. I am. You canna make whatever

1029
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 2: you like. Yeah. Next story is from U Fork Slumber

1030
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 2: and they say I had a roommate that would call

1031
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 2: her dad to come over from the other part of

1032
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 2: the city to take the trash out. When I realized

1033
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 2: this was happening, and I just started digging the trash

1034
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 2: out regularly so that there was literally never any trash

1035
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 2: in the house, so that she would stop calling her

1036
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 2: dad to drive all the way across the city and

1037
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 2: take out our garbage. And this was in La Stop.

1038
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, job, he's dry.

1039
00:46:56,239 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 3: Sorry, he's dropping from like the valley at night, and

1040
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 3: I hopefully later, because I don't want him to be

1041
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 3: hitting all that traffic just.

1042
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 2: To take your trash out. Leftoversy, that is ridiculous and

1043
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 2: why is he doing that? Leftovers is different. I actually

1044
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 2: prefer leftover pasta than fresh. I love it the next day.

1045
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 2: It's so good the next day, like eating a little

1046
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 2: leftover basta anyway. Next one, Hey, it's Carly, your favorite

1047
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Speaker 2: axelattel host. Here. We're going to get back to the stories,

1048
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1049
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Speaker 2: Groves says, my roommates stole half of all my socks

1050
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 2: over the course of a year. I slowly thought I

1051
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 2: was going insane. I had three separate piles of odd socks,

1052
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Speaker 2: desperately trying to pair them up. I was buying brand

1053
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 2: new pairs and they would still end up odd. Oh

1054
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 2: so the roommate's not even stealing the pair, it's a

1055
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 2: whole one socks. You don't have a notice. That is

1056
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 2: such gas. What just steal one sock?

1057
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: She was like, those are my socks. I'm like, no,

1058
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: those are my song.

1059
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,320
Speaker 2: I mean you should be able to I don't know.

1060
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 2: I mean I do have like favorite.

1061
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 1: Parents exactly, but I'm like, why are you taking my socks?

1062
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, have you seen my socks? He's

1063
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: like no. And there are times where like I would

1064
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: go into her room, go in her sock drawer and

1065
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: be like, what the what is this?

1066
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 2: You like to me, I dig my mom's souce all

1067
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 2: the time.

1068
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: But I asked her, well, you asked her. My sister

1069
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: blatantly was like, no.

1070
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 2: Oh, I stole my sister's shirt and I had it

1071
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 2: for like, I'd say, at least two months. I've had

1072
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 2: it and I never wore it. But I was like,

1073
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 2: I want to like wear it. I've worn it here

1074
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 2: once and that was the day. The one day I

1075
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 2: wear it. I like face timed her and was like oh,

1076
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 2: like asking what she was doing. She said, where'd you

1077
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 2: get that shirt? And I'm like, see, I said, I

1078
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 2: bought one and she said, no, you didn't, liar, And

1079
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, huh because my older sister actually

1080
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 2: bought the same gift for Christmas for each other and

1081
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 2: it was that shirt, and I said, I asked like

1082
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 2: my older sister. I was like, I asked, is he

1083
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 2: like where she got it? And she told me and

1084
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 2: this is my shirt. She's like, you are a liar,

1085
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 2: goss lighting dad. I said, anyway, what are you doing? Later?

1086
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 2: She said, no shirt?

1087
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 3: And guess who still hasn't and guess who doesn't have

1088
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 3: odd socks or does have out of sizes every morning

1089
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 3: would be a harsh reminder that my life was off

1090
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 3: balance as I desperately attempted to loosely match fag colors.

1091
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:28,240
Speaker 2: It's so poetic. I had begun to accept my odd

1092
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 2: sock fate and possibly my loss of sanity, when for

1093
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 2: Christmas my housemate gave me a box. Inside were all

1094
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 2: my missing socks. It turns out that for an entire year,

1095
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 2: whenever I would hang my laundry to dry, he would

1096
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 2: steal one sock, never enough for me to notice, but

1097
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,399
Speaker 2: enough to slowly but surely drive me to the brink

1098
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,720
Speaker 2: of madness. That's actually hilarious.

1099
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 1: Oh nice reference.

1100
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 2: Yeah then that's crazy.

1101
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,280
Speaker 1: Look at you quoting movies.

1102
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen movies. Yeah No, I also care love

1103
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:02,360
Speaker 2: cannot where I'm well. Actually I'm better now, But I

1104
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 2: do stuffer from OCD, and I cannot have never in

1105
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 2: my life worn different socks.

1106
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,760
Speaker 3: I wear mismatched socks all the time I'm not currently

1107
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 3: wearing them. I can't do it in my same socks.

1108
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 3: In my head, the OCD is a point system, but

1109
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,839
Speaker 3: something with like stepping on cracks. If I step on one,

1110
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 3: have to it's a point system. However, though I it

1111
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 3: was horrible, However, I did get rid of all of

1112
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 3: my mismatched odd socks. Recently when I that's why I

1113
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 3: have that box of clothes, and my closet is so

1114
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 3: much there's so much more space in my closet now.

1115
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 2: Ever since I got rid of that box of clothes.

1116
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 2: That I have actually got rid of is a box

1117
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 2: of clothes that just like, yeah, still in your room

1118
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 2: and actually like now it's spread out. Yeah, it's a

1119
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 2: long red box of clothes. It's just a match of clothes.

1120
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 2: It's starting to look like my room. It's so sad,

1121
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 2: not unpacked. My room is so neat except for that

1122
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,799
Speaker 2: box of clothes. How am I supposed to say this name?

1123
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: Oh?

1124
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 2: Good, okay, so we're all on the same page. This

1125
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 2: next one comes from They say piled all the dishes

1126
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 2: they used in their room, including pots and pants. Went

1127
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 2: on a search for them with another roommate when we

1128
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 2: went to cook and had nothing, only to find multiple

1129
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 2: two foot piles on a table. What. I don't know

1130
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 2: that they thought it was normal as much as something

1131
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 2: deeper going on there. Strange. I have no thoughts on that.

1132
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 2: Just strange. Yeah, give me those back. Next one is

1133
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 2: from Lucky Too. Eight seven? What that's not a seven?

1134
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 2: Anyone else? Did anyone else see.

1135
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: A seven actually said that earlier. He does that too,

1136
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: swings up numbers. No, no, he does that with threes

1137
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 1: and sevens.

1138
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 2: Do you do it with green and orange? I do

1139
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 2: that all the time. No, you get a thing issues

1140
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 2: no where you're like, oh yeah, the green thing. Oh

1141
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 2: my gosh, orange, orange and green. I always get never

1142
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 2: done that before. It's a thing. Look it up. So

1143
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 2: people have left and right problems. I don't understand that.

1144
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:54,240
Speaker 1: I know a girl.

1145
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 2: Hell and r for that is like a common problem

1146
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 2: when I ruin, don't understand it, the right and left.

1147
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 2: I've always known what's right.

1148
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 1: It's very like as a child, I was like, oh,

1149
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 1: I don't know, and then like I engraved into my

1150
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: brain L just L left. Yeah, very easy.

1151
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 2: I don't understand. Yeah, I don't understand. I never understood

1152
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 2: why people had difficulty with that. But it's a common thing.

1153
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 2: Did you ever do like the counting with like the months? Oh,

1154
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 2: like learning what the order of the months is? No,

1155
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 2: like how many days? Oh no, I don't know how

1156
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 2: many days are in a month. I know I never

1157
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 2: learned it, but my a lot of my friends at

1158
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 2: my school knew it. They're like, oh yeah, like January

1159
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 2: has like you know, it's like thirty twenty. It's something

1160
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 2: with this. I don't know chat I would love to know. Yeah,

1161
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 2: it's something I know as February is twenty eight and

1162
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 2: that's all I got. Next one is Lucky to eight three,

1163
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,359
Speaker 2: says had a roommate that had the most disgusting pairs

1164
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:54,879
Speaker 2: of underwear on the planet. Yes, I meant pairs, every

1165
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 2: single one of them straight up rancid, completely devoid of

1166
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:02,399
Speaker 2: elastic whites, faded to a musty, crusty yellow with god

1167
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 2: knows what discolored factors on the crotch. How did the

1168
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 2: rest of us know this? She'd wash them and hang

1169
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 2: them out to dry on the common balcony indirect view

1170
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:17,760
Speaker 2: of every room, and the first thing visible when anyone

1171
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:21,720
Speaker 2: visited our apartment does gross. You gotta get new underwear.

1172
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: I would gift her for Christmas or her birthday a

1173
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 1: pack of new underwear.

1174
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 2: You're supposed to get new underwear, like every what, I

1175
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 2: think it's like three months or yeah, I don't do that,

1176
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 2: but oh my god, I've had a underwear since I

1177
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 2: was like yeahih.

1178
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 3: Grade, oh yeah, I wear my underwear until it breaks.

1179
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 3: But however, until it breaks but it's clean, like it

1180
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 3: doesn't look like that. But also it does break easier

1181
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 3: because I get the seamless ones.

1182
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 2: Flip fly for you. Dips are thirty, so thirty thirty

1183
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,840
Speaker 2: and then the hills are thirty one. Well what do

1184
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 2: I start with? You start January thirty? Well, this would

1185
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 2: be like twenty eight, which was January. I think this,

1186
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:04,439
Speaker 2: it's like January something, and then you flip This doesn't

1187
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 2: make any You're right. It is the knuckles, it says,

1188
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 2: the knuckles. I'm doing this. It's knuckles. It was knuckles.

1189
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,879
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's why this makes no sense. I'm using

1190
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 2: January thirty.

1191
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, so like it's like February twenty eight, So like

1192
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 3: the dips are. This didn't tell me, I mean, what happened?

1193
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 2: Now someone explained it. It was knuckles. Thank you, Alicia.

1194
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 2: It was knuckles. This next one is ciscoda and they say,

1195
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 2: how do roommate that's smoked? He would start coughing at

1196
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,760
Speaker 2: night and would cough up these huge gloves of flem

1197
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,879
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no gold oh. I would hate

1198
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 2: Rather than spit the flame into it to shoot toilet excecually,

1199
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:46,319
Speaker 2: he would spit it into a clear dream. My other

1200
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 2: roommate and I found several of these glasses. It is

1201
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:51,959
Speaker 2: it's like make you weed. This is the grossest story

1202
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 2: of them all. I think that, along with some other stuff,

1203
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,640
Speaker 2: caused us to ask him to move out.

1204
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 3: Yep, yeah, genuinely so gross. Oh that's terrible. Would he

1205
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,800
Speaker 3: in the apartment because that's even worse.

1206
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 2: It's tough.

1207
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 3: I think living with people who are like really bad smokers,

1208
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 3: like smoking the house, dude like this extent.

1209
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 2: Oh, I hate it, Like you could smile it on

1210
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 2: them too. Yeah. See, I don't mind smoking, but do

1211
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 2: not do it in the house. Like it's everything smells

1212
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,839
Speaker 2: like that. Why would you want to smell like that? Yeah?

1213
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 2: Even in car? Oh my god, some people smoke in

1214
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,840
Speaker 2: the car. I hate yeah, Oh my god. Everyone's smokes evasive.

1215
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 2: It's pervasive. It's disgusting because even if you get like

1216
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,359
Speaker 2: pulled over, like that's what it smells like. People come

1217
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 2: in to your car, that's what it's. I love the clean,

1218
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 2: clean car, clean room, clean house. No, personally, I have

1219
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 2: a really sense of nose.

1220
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 3: Specifically like tobacco smoke. I hate like you know, like

1221
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 3: like like a like a cigarette smoke. I can't be

1222
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 3: around it.

1223
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 2: Like when I was in Europe, it was so hard

1224
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:50,320
Speaker 2: because everyone smokes there. I hate so I hate the

1225
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,959
Speaker 2: smell of cigarettes. Yeah, I cannot stand it. My mom.

1226
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,879
Speaker 2: I think it's because my mom used to like smoke

1227
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 2: all the time. I mean she still does, but like

1228
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 2: she swears she didn't smoke in the car with us.

1229
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, yes you did. Yeah, Like Mom, like you know,

1230
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 2: heads are out the window, it'd smell and she'd be like, mam.

1231
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 3: My mom was like so anti smoking, like she was

1232
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:10,839
Speaker 3: that type. Mom would be like, you know, we'd see

1233
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 3: smokers in public and she's like that's disgusting. And so

1234
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 3: I was like the type of kid to like walk

1235
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,839
Speaker 3: past to like someone smoking.

1236
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 1: Like.

1237
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 2: Wow, I didn't do anything for them, but I felt

1238
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 2: like I was fighting a battle. I want to get it.

1239
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 2: I want to get it.

1240
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,280
Speaker 3: Apparently my grandmother was telling me she lives in Australia.

1241
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 3: She was telling me recently when I went to visit.

1242
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:32,720
Speaker 3: She was like, I used to be like a really

1243
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,880
Speaker 3: you know, bad smoker, like smoked all the time, and

1244
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:39,800
Speaker 3: she didn't stop, like she would, you know, do it

1245
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 3: with while my mom was growing up and everything. When

1246
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,800
Speaker 3: my mom was pregnant. She went to my grandmother and said,

1247
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,240
Speaker 3: you cannot meet my child unless she stop.

1248
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 2: Smoking, and she did. She hasn't smoked sinse Wow. Yeah,

1249
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,319
Speaker 2: the sext one comes from nonchalant pedestal and they say.

1250
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,319
Speaker 2: In college, my roommate pretended he had a girlfriend who

1251
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 2: lived in England we are in the US. Used to

1252
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,640
Speaker 2: talk to her on the phone and everything while we

1253
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 2: would both be in the dorm. My roommate has Facebook

1254
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 2: friends with her, of course, and a few of her

1255
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:11,839
Speaker 2: friends who he had met while visiting her. He used

1256
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 2: to talk about how much he missed her, especially having

1257
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 2: spicy sleep with her, etc. I definitely have spicy sleep

1258
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:21,479
Speaker 2: with my girlfriend who I'm with for sure.

1259
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 1: She lives in the UK.

1260
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 2: You can't never meet her. She lives abroad.

1261
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 1: She goes to another school, she goes to another country.

1262
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 2: Found out after I moved she never existed. Fake profile,

1263
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 2: fake name, fake picks. He was talking to no one

1264
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 2: except himself on the phone. Crazy improv skills. Get this

1265
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 2: guy into a show right now. I could probably talk

1266
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 2: for hours to Oh, how's how's what's it like across

1267
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 2: the pond? So did you talk to your mom about that? Wait? No,

1268
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 2: mom found out. Oh my god, what she's saying? No?

1269
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 2: Why what was your sister too?

1270
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: No?

1271
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 2: Lord, no, my sister would never do that. No, my gosh,

1272
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 2: what happened to me? I don't even die. I do like,

1273
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 2: that's crazy. I have no idea why he'd go to

1274
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:13,439
Speaker 2: such lengths for this lie. But it felt really weird

1275
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 2: about the whole thing once I found out. Now, why

1276
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 2: would he create this whole story? Another story from the

1277
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:23,479
Speaker 2: old Kanye wist okay rip. He was cool, he says,

1278
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 2: not me, but my girlfriend's brother went through this. He

1279
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 2: lived in a quad with three other dudes, all met

1280
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 2: through Facebook before moving in. Everyone was pretty normal until

1281
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 2: about a month in The one guy would never leave

1282
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 2: his bed and would only eat pizza. He would leave

1283
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 2: the empty pizza boxes in his bed and either sleep

1284
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 2: with them on top of or of him. He never

1285
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:46,680
Speaker 2: threw them out up. One time, I like went in

1286
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 2: a couple of days with this one guy, and like

1287
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 2: I was at his house and I was like trying

1288
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 2: to sleep over, and he ordered a pizza from seven.

1289
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 3: To eleven oh at midnight, and I was like, this

1290
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 3: is gross. I was already like how it picked out

1291
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 3: and then he left it in his room and I

1292
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 3: was like, I literally could Yeah. I could not fall

1293
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 3: asleep for like two hours because it was just so noxious.

1294
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 3: So I eventually I was like, what am I doing?

1295
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 3: And I got up, grabbed a pizza box and put

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00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 3: it in his fridge, which was also empty.

1297
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 2: Oh there was nothing in there.

1298
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 1: That's fat sweek, I know.

1299
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then he goes to me, so thank god

1300
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 2: who ran into him last week? What?

1301
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 1: Oh that's the guy?

1302
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I ran in Wait, crazy story, really quick sidetrack.

1303
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 3: I went on a hiking day with my boyfriend and

1304
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 3: his cousin and he was like, let's go to this

1305
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,440
Speaker 3: random place you know that we've never gone to before.

1306
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, that sounds great and the canyon.

1307
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 3: And so we go to this random place and we're pulling.

1308
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 3: We're about to pull in the parking lot, and the

1309
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 3: parking lot is like close, So we turn around and

1310
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 3: we're turning around. As we were turning around, I lock

1311
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 3: eyes with a car behind us, and it's the guy.

1312
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 3: And I'm like a little like go oh, my god,

1313
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 3: and my girlfriend and his cousin are like what. I'm like,

1314
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 3: I went on a dates with that guy? And then

1315
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 3: we get out of the car and he like he

1316
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 3: drives fast. And then later I'm like, my boyfriend's like

1317
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 3: putting sunscreened on me, and he walks past us, and

1318
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 3: him and his friend are like giggling.

1319
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:15,200
Speaker 2: It's weird. I'm like, that's so weird.

1320
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 3: And then later finally I'm like, there's no way because

1321
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 3: there's all these other paths. I'm like, there's no we

1322
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 3: we're gonna see it again. And so we're taking his

1323
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 3: cousin's taking pictures of me and my boyfriend, and him

1324
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 3: and his friend are coming down the hill towards us,

1325
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 3: and we're like, oh my god, Okay, we're just gonna

1326
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 3: like say hi, I and get it over. Yeah, And

1327
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 3: we hear them from a distance say should we.

1328
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,520
Speaker 2: Take a picture for them? I'm like what, And so

1329
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 2: he comes down he's like hey, I'm like hi, He's

1330
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 2: like that's so funny the car thing. I'm like yeah,

1331
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 2: and then he walks away. Didn't even take a picture, No, no, no,

1332
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 2: he just I.

1333
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 3: Just we just overheard him say that. Yeah, So that

1334
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 3: was my crazy story. Anyway, we can get back weird.

1335
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 3: So I understand your pain of the pizza boxes because

1336
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 3: they are very noxious.

1337
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 2: I have eaten in my bed and then taken a nap,

1338
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 2: and then I'm like, oh, and but then I throw

1339
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 2: it away. Yeah, I thought even there. No, no, no,

1340
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 2: the thing is like, this wasn't just any pizza. This

1341
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 2: was a seven eleven pizza. Yeah, so it's nasty, smelly.

1342
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 2: The real nail on the coffin was when he apparently

1343
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:17,439
Speaker 2: clogged the toilet. The plunger wasn't getting the job done,

1344
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 2: and after fifteen minutes he panicked. He walked out of

1345
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 2: the bathroom, took a wire hanger out of his closet,

1346
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:25,560
Speaker 2: fashioned it into a stick, and went back in the

1347
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 2: toilet was blushed. He came back out, fashion the hanger

1348
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 2: back in and put a shirt back on my hanger.

1349
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 2: I no, that's a poopoo hanger. Why did you put

1350
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 2: a pooo hanger?

1351
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 1: Why?

1352
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 2: Oh, there is an edit here. Any sensible person would

1353
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 2: throw the hanger out. Don't defend this scrap. Yeah no,

1354
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 2: I'm not defending that. That's disgusting. You shouldn't. You should

1355
01:01:56,320 --> 01:02:01,920
Speaker 2: not defend this. That's just how do you defend that disgusting?

1356
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 2: It's a wire hanger. Throw it out out, it's gone,

1357
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:10,240
Speaker 2: it's gone. Oh boy, there is another one bu from

1358
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 2: Brune says another one. This one was effing crazy. The

1359
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 2: moment I first walked into the room, the living room

1360
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 2: had a smell I couldn't place for weeks. I was

1361
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 2: bugged by this smelly smell that smelled smelly smell, smelly

1362
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 2: smelly smlle. It's a SpongeBob reference. You wouldn't get it.

1363
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 2: Oh ah when his eye twitch is like that smell

1364
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 2: smell smell that smells smelly. And I ended up moving

1365
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,720
Speaker 2: the furniture around to see if I could find it.

1366
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 2: No dice. Finally, I literally got on my hands and

1367
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 2: knees and started sniffing for the source.

1368
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:47,919
Speaker 1: Like a dog meat.

1369
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:52,240
Speaker 2: Though I do this like I can see how something no,

1370
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 2: I go crazy. It led me to the dresser with

1371
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 2: one of my five roommates' names on a sticky note.

1372
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 2: Of course, I never opened it. He was gone this weekend,

1373
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 2: so I took the shot. I opened the drawer for

1374
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:07,960
Speaker 2: half a second because the instant I opened it fly

1375
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 2: shot out. I slammed that mother fricka clothes and said

1376
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:20,200
Speaker 2: to the other roommates, John Fan, get the tape you

1377
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:24,880
Speaker 2: could have. I'm throwing that drawer out, Shot Fan, get

1378
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 2: the tape all right, hello, bring gloves. We taped it shut,

1379
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 2: moved the dresser outside onto the outdoor walkway, and opened

1380
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 2: it up and bolted again. Flies, but this time the

1381
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 2: source was playing to see Oh, Carls junior bag with

1382
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:49,240
Speaker 2: a grease spot underneath it covered with nasty larvae shells.

1383
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 2: I didn't dare look into the bag. It was disposed

1384
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:55,720
Speaker 2: of in an outdoor trash can. Then we cleaned the

1385
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:58,480
Speaker 2: drawer with soapy water. There was no indication the roommate

1386
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 2: had used this drawer. There was even a brand new

1387
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:06,160
Speaker 2: package power strip and some canned soda in there. Bonus.

1388
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,400
Speaker 2: Later in the year, I entered his room to take

1389
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:12,360
Speaker 2: out the trash and his desk was effing so gross.

1390
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 2: Old Boba cups with fruit flies on a trash can. Stuff.

1391
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 2: And he was a medical biology major. You'd think he'd

1392
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 2: understand the importance of cleanliness that I oh disgusting. This

1393
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 2: one is from a renaissance slacker, they say. College girlfriend's

1394
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:41,280
Speaker 2: roommate's boyfriend. Okay, was a little odd, but okay when

1395
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,400
Speaker 2: we first met him. Then in the middle of a

1396
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:46,600
Speaker 2: party when he was really wasted, he very matter of

1397
01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:52,480
Speaker 2: factly whoa unclosed carefully moved everything from the kitchen sink

1398
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:55,600
Speaker 2: cabinet and arranged it on the floor, crawled in and

1399
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:59,680
Speaker 2: pulled the door closed. WHOA, Okay, honestly, life of the

1400
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 2: party right there. Sure, I'd like what you do. We

1401
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:08,919
Speaker 2: mentioned this to his girlfriend. She shrugged and said, yeah,

1402
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,640
Speaker 2: he does that when he's wet, and you know what

1403
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 2: they're meant to be. They're meant to be. She goes, yeah,

1404
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:20,880
Speaker 2: that's just him. He just naked and he's done this

1405
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:26,440
Speaker 2: multiple times. That's the thing he does. I had an

1406
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:30,040
Speaker 2: ex like where when he would get like wasted, he

1407
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 2: didn't know what to do with his hands, and it

1408
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:35,960
Speaker 2: was so funny. Yeah, he'd be like, hey, they would

1409
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 2: just go I'm like, look at his hands. That's how

1410
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 2: you know. They would just be dinosaur. I loved it, though,

1411
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,280
Speaker 2: but this is another level I would love this man.

1412
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 2: Not long after, we were at a party when it

1413
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 2: was getting late. Girlfriend is wondering around the party asking

1414
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,680
Speaker 2: where his boyfriend. Someone points out his clothes and shoes

1415
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 2: are stacked by the front door and that he was

1416
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:07,560
Speaker 2: completely unclumed. In February in Pennsylvania, six inches a fresh

1417
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 2: snow outside. It was maybe twenty degrees bearing night and

1418
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,640
Speaker 2: home was almost two miles away.

1419
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 3: Genuinely, I am worried about this man now. Now I

1420
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 3: feel like we need to go rescue him and bring

1421
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 3: him a blanket because he might that's just a Philadelphia

1422
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 3: man right now.

1423
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 2: I was like, I'll be fine, so I might actually

1424
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 2: know who that is, what my this happened to my cousin.

1425
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:35,120
Speaker 2: But the thing is, this guy is now passed away.

1426
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:41,120
Speaker 2: Oh and that happened. He got really whatever, took all

1427
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:43,720
Speaker 2: his clothes off, went into the woods. They found him

1428
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:47,000
Speaker 2: like five days later, So I don't know if that's it.

1429
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:52,680
Speaker 2: I hope it's not. But ay yea yi yikes. That

1430
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:54,680
Speaker 2: was just that's what it reminded me of because it

1431
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:57,680
Speaker 2: was like Pennsylvania in February. But I was like, ooh,

1432
01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 2: all these things are aut he could be hopefully at

1433
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 2: least are from our people. Yeah, you really don't know.

1434
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:08,800
Speaker 2: Was your ex's chef from the Muppets? Oh? My, I

1435
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 2: used to call him chef. His name is Thomas. I

1436
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:13,920
Speaker 2: used to call him Chef Thomas. That's so funny. Did

1437
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,720
Speaker 2: you know that? That's weird? And this next one is

1438
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:21,120
Speaker 2: from Squeeze It Girdle squeeze girl, they say, used to

1439
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:25,160
Speaker 2: live with a very very large guy. I forgot his

1440
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:27,440
Speaker 2: real name because everyone called him crumb.

1441
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 1: Victor crumb Doom Doom Doom called him.

1442
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,880
Speaker 2: Crumb but not even like the right spelling of Trump.

1443
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:37,320
Speaker 2: You're always having crumbs all over his shirt. Everyone should

1444
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:39,640
Speaker 2: call me Stay. I mean, my cousin does call me stain,

1445
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:40,640
Speaker 2: but that's not the reason.

1446
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:41,800
Speaker 1: Stain stainy.

1447
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:45,000
Speaker 2: I love her. Shout out stayin Stay Nation two K

1448
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:48,600
Speaker 2: twenty six oh or Anyways, After losing a job and

1449
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:51,760
Speaker 2: accepting a different job for less pay, I needed a roommate,

1450
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:54,720
Speaker 2: so I moved in with the guy. First day I

1451
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:57,320
Speaker 2: moved in, he tried raising the rent we agreed upon

1452
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:01,040
Speaker 2: by one hundred dollars. Whoa when and I was surprised

1453
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:03,200
Speaker 2: and said, that's not what we agreed on. He muttered

1454
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:05,880
Speaker 2: under his breath that this is a bad idea and

1455
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:09,600
Speaker 2: he's going to regret it. Okay, he didn't have a job,

1456
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:11,800
Speaker 2: but I was confused how he still has money and

1457
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:14,640
Speaker 2: how he paid rent. I was dumbfounded, but for some

1458
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:18,200
Speaker 2: reason didn't move out right there. Something I noticed while

1459
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:20,439
Speaker 2: living there was that he never left the living room.

1460
01:08:20,479 --> 01:08:23,880
Speaker 2: Aside from answering the door for pizza. Otherwise, he was

1461
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:27,280
Speaker 2: there at all hours, playing D and D with people online.

1462
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,640
Speaker 2: I introduced him to a girl, hoping he'd move and

1463
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:33,839
Speaker 2: hang out with her. Instead, he just chatted with her online.

1464
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:39,000
Speaker 2: The place ended up getting cockroaches and it was disgusting.

1465
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:42,439
Speaker 2: Then the kicker is he literally cracked the toilet by

1466
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:47,160
Speaker 2: city Oh wow, Oh that's said. Oh, not to mention

1467
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:51,080
Speaker 2: how it was depressed into the ground. I had a

1468
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,800
Speaker 2: girl over with me and she couldn't stop laughing about

1469
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:57,320
Speaker 2: the toilet. I really need a visual representation to describe

1470
01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:03,400
Speaker 2: how bad it was. So sad A crumb, that's sad rum.

1471
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:07,200
Speaker 2: He's so much bigger than a crumb. When I moved in,

1472
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,800
Speaker 2: the kitchen was disgusting and he promised to clean it.

1473
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:12,400
Speaker 2: He never did, so I did it to be nice.

1474
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:14,880
Speaker 2: It didn't take long for it to get disgusting again,

1475
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:17,760
Speaker 2: and he never cleaned. He just lived off pizza Hut

1476
01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:20,760
Speaker 2: Oh what and the worst pizza chain out there. Yeah.

1477
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:25,200
Speaker 2: Eventually I got sick of living in the crap hole. Literally.

1478
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:28,240
Speaker 2: I was very sick and couldn't leave my bed for

1479
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:30,639
Speaker 2: a week, so I told him I was moving out.

1480
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:33,080
Speaker 2: As I was moving out. There was a note on

1481
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:36,560
Speaker 2: the door that I owed four thousand dollars, which in

1482
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:39,439
Speaker 2: restrospect never made sense since I only lived there for

1483
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:42,960
Speaker 2: maybe five months in unpaid ranked. I didn't think clearly

1484
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:45,760
Speaker 2: and got pissed off at him, demanding to know what

1485
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:49,240
Speaker 2: he had been doing with my money. Later, after I

1486
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:51,479
Speaker 2: calmed down, I saw the note was addressed to him,

1487
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:56,920
Speaker 2: but he whited out his name and put mine up legal. Yeah,

1488
01:09:57,240 --> 01:10:01,800
Speaker 2: that's not good. Called the apartment complex only to find

1489
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:04,639
Speaker 2: out they've been out of business four months. Well, you've

1490
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:08,120
Speaker 2: been squatting with the entire time I lived there, there

1491
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:10,120
Speaker 2: was no one for him to pay rent to. He

1492
01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:12,960
Speaker 2: was basically squatting. He was pocketing the money I was

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01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:13,479
Speaker 2: giving him.

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01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:17,800
Speaker 3: Whoa, that is the craziest story that we said. What

1495
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:19,160
Speaker 3: a twist, What a twist?

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01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:23,760
Speaker 2: That is crazy? Wow? And I think will end there

1497
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:27,519
Speaker 2: on that story. No, never mind, we won't end there,

1498
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:31,280
Speaker 2: eh man, We won't stop there, No sit on. This

1499
01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:34,040
Speaker 2: next one is from on E three D. They say

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01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:37,720
Speaker 2: thought they could clean the shower by leaving it and

1501
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:40,800
Speaker 2: running super hot with the door closed all day. It's

1502
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:43,000
Speaker 2: had to come fry the door off its frame just

1503
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:45,080
Speaker 2: to get it open. The wood had swelled up so

1504
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 2: much from all the moisture. That's they're so dumb. And

1505
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:51,599
Speaker 2: also the water bill Yeah what. There's literally a thing

1506
01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:56,960
Speaker 2: called shower spray or squeegees. He's squeegee the shower. Yeah,

1507
01:10:57,479 --> 01:10:59,680
Speaker 2: so easy. There's also a thing called rush that he

1508
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:02,920
Speaker 2: can rush if you, if you want, or even I'll

1509
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:06,720
Speaker 2: do you one better. A rag. Carter Leason says, I

1510
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:09,080
Speaker 2: lived in a single room dorm with a girl who

1511
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:12,479
Speaker 2: was an agriculture major. She'd have to go feed cows

1512
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:15,000
Speaker 2: on the school farm, and then she'd wear her crap

1513
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:17,920
Speaker 2: covered boots back into our room and just leave them

1514
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:22,320
Speaker 2: by your bed. It was smelly. That's gross. No, I

1515
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:24,880
Speaker 2: couldn't even like go in the car. I couldn't. I

1516
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:28,080
Speaker 2: would have to like to d some No m m,

1517
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:31,200
Speaker 2: that's pooh pooh. This next one is from c Chemical.

1518
01:11:31,439 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 2: They say I had a roommate who was obsessed with

1519
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:37,240
Speaker 2: her health. The only problem was the things she tried

1520
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:41,080
Speaker 2: were usually outrageous and never in moderation. It was pretty

1521
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:43,120
Speaker 2: common for her to eat the same food over and

1522
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:46,080
Speaker 2: over again. I didn't start to get concerned until her

1523
01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:49,040
Speaker 2: hands and feet turned deep orange from the insane amounts

1524
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:52,280
Speaker 2: of carrot she had been consuming. That can happen. Yeah

1525
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:54,640
Speaker 2: what Yeah, your skin.

1526
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:56,280
Speaker 1: That was a thing that was like a was that

1527
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:58,360
Speaker 1: that that's a Raven episode.

1528
01:11:58,600 --> 01:11:59,640
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'm watching that.

1529
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:02,840
Speaker 1: So that's a Raven episode where she just eats up

1530
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:06,280
Speaker 1: she like only eats carrots, rock carrots, and her skin

1531
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:06,960
Speaker 1: becomes orange.

1532
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:08,040
Speaker 2: Crazy.

1533
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:08,960
Speaker 1: It's an actual thing.

1534
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:11,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I knew it was a thing, but I've

1535
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:14,799
Speaker 2: just never really does Raven ever stop things from happening?

1536
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,960
Speaker 1: She that's the whole thing is I think that's what

1537
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:17,519
Speaker 1: you don't want to.

1538
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:21,599
Speaker 2: So she's Cassandra the Seer. She can only see the future,

1539
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:25,560
Speaker 2: but she cannot sees it. Sometimes she's but like it

1540
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:28,280
Speaker 2: always ends up happening. So what's the point of seeing

1541
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:31,120
Speaker 2: the future because she's like, oh, like this is gonna happen, Like,

1542
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:34,120
Speaker 2: so I have to do this because that's she usually

1543
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:34,960
Speaker 2: like creates problems.

1544
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:36,639
Speaker 1: Feel like that's so Raven.

1545
01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:40,960
Speaker 2: Dang. She takes it like her parents want The one

1546
01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:43,160
Speaker 2: vision she had was like I can't do this anymore.

1547
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:44,559
Speaker 2: She's like, oh my gosh, my parents are gonna get

1548
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:45,000
Speaker 2: a divorce.

1549
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,280
Speaker 1: And it was literally like mediocre.

1550
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she was like, oh my god, and

1551
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:54,040
Speaker 2: so like she deciphers. I feel like it's fun if she.

1552
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:59,680
Speaker 3: Always gets it wrong at a certain point, If her

1553
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:06,639
Speaker 3: and I always got the vision wrong, I I'd eventually

1554
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:07,479
Speaker 3: be like, maybe.

1555
01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:10,920
Speaker 2: I should stop interfering. I mean, yeah, but what's the fun.

1556
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:13,400
Speaker 2: It's true, but the show it makes sense. The next

1557
01:13:13,439 --> 01:13:15,960
Speaker 2: one is from I'm a Fungi. They say I had

1558
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:21,080
Speaker 2: a female roommate that feeder dog used Oh my, what

1559
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:26,120
Speaker 2: that's animal abuse? Why would the dog eat? Oh my,

1560
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:33,880
Speaker 2: oh god? That feder dog used tampons because he likes them.

1561
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:39,960
Speaker 2: That makes me a Once a month, there'd be little

1562
01:13:40,479 --> 01:13:43,280
Speaker 2: ponds scattered around the yard.

1563
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:44,040
Speaker 1: They developed.

1564
01:13:44,439 --> 01:13:49,240
Speaker 2: That one got me gross, the poop Hager. That was gross,

1565
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:52,280
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna have to go with this one is pretty.

1566
01:13:53,840 --> 01:14:00,400
Speaker 2: And that was the last one that note yeah ewie. Well, folks,

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01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:06,200
Speaker 2: we read some gross, disturbing, weird roommate stories, so please

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01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:08,040
Speaker 2: let us know in the comments if you guys have

1569
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:14,080
Speaker 2: any other weird, gross, disturbing roommate stories. But that's the

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01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:17,960
Speaker 2: end of this episode, So if you love us, make

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01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:21,439
Speaker 2: sure to subscribe, and we love you and see you tomorrow.