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Speaker 1: Refrigerator deliver and then we'll do three delivery next week. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your Mr. Please. This is Jackson.

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Speaker 1: But twelve the four is the window. Man. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: So so when you when you on your way, how

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Speaker 1: twelve and four. We definitely be there. We got your

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Speaker 1: It looks like we're probably not gonna get that refrigerator

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Speaker 1: can definitely get out there to morrow, man, we definitely

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Speaker 1: all of them a floor of my kitchen, you don't

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Speaker 1: because because you you you you you yelling on the

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Speaker 1: back ram yesterday the word that was I know you smoke.

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Speaker 1: I told him yesterday. I had to have my work

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Speaker 1: at one o'clock. I told him that I send that

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Speaker 1: you gotta refrigerated your own time because I gotta grass work. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't talk to you no more, like I said,

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Speaker 1: certainly not working today. He's not not into that charge. Well,

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Speaker 1: actually the lady name one that's actually in charge and

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Speaker 1: saw mom. But but you you what do y'all doing

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Speaker 1: over there? Now? We're gonna have it there and I

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Speaker 1: don't took out my job, but y'all have had to

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Speaker 1: refigerate here. I'm here there at home and now you

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Speaker 1: we're gonna be there tomorrow. Okay, I'm not gonna go

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Speaker 1: back and forth. You know, you know what you figerator? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: y'all you took the refrigerator, so you stick there infigerator.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to know more. I'm going around put

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Speaker 1: this food in my neighbor refrigerator and I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: give me another from somewhere else because you playing around

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Speaker 1: ain't got time for your men, sir. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I don't know if that's real funnible. You mean

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Speaker 1: you know that when you got time, you're gonna take

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Speaker 1: my money and you're gonna tell me that I can't

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Speaker 1: the time, sir. Listen, there's one more thing I need

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Speaker 1: This will probably help everything. This is nephew Tommy from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Horby Morning Show. You just got pranked by

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Speaker 1: your wife. Do you know what I'm gonna fix up?

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Speaker 1: That's what I want to know. That is too Teaspoons

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Speaker 1: are stupid right there for you always all right? Coming

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Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, Miss Anne is

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Speaker 1: here with our national news. You're listening to the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Uh. Some students at the University of

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Speaker 1: Kentucky guys try to steal an exam for their statistics class. Okay. Uh.

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Speaker 1: They tried to steal it from the instructor's office. They

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Speaker 1: You know, allah, tom cruise mission if mission impossible? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: uh uh uh. They literally climbed through the building air ducks,

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Speaker 1: into the room. But unfortunately for the students, that professor

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Speaker 1: he had stepped out to to, you know, just get

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Speaker 1: students dead in the act, red handed. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah. They were charged with third degree burglary and

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Speaker 1: Yeah they were no lookout person. Yeah, it was dumb

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Speaker 1: created distraction exactly, just walked by his office and see

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Speaker 1: if he in there, Well he wasn't. He went to

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Speaker 1: that week, we don't here, knocked the food up, what's up?

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Speaker 1: Why are you boy in there? And he get the

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Speaker 1: of limitation is gone on testing. Yeah, okay, so please

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Speaker 1: report to the office. Got caught. Yeah, but I mean

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Speaker 1: they planned it out so well, we're gonna drop down

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Speaker 1: in the ceiling and from the ceiling and all of that.

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Speaker 1: Don't you go around and see if he's there before

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Speaker 1: you see. That's like this teacher accused me of plagiarism

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Speaker 1: one time, really because my paper was just like somebody

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Speaker 1: paper the year before. Imagine that word for word. I'm

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Speaker 1: looking at this happing like she said, you're gonna fail

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Speaker 1: for plagiarism. I don't if I take it. If I

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Speaker 1: take the test, I write the paper, I'm gonna face

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Speaker 1: what difference it making me. I had a shot. This

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Speaker 1: was a I turn in. You were Evanna Trump before

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Speaker 1: Evanna Trump. So first, Lady Michelle, it worked for her

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Speaker 1: at a Chinese dude had got an A in economics,

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Speaker 1: that's a Why do you do word for word though

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to break it up and break it up?

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what he was talking about. All what

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Speaker 1: you're gonna break up? How I'm gonna change your words?

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Speaker 1: And I don't know what you're talking about. Why would

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Speaker 1: I change your A talking about? And you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: an F for pleasurism. I'm don't get it if I

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Speaker 1: take this test, So work with Yeah, you took your chances.

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Speaker 1: That's that's all I saw that. I didn't see it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't understand. I walked I had dignity. I tried. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you tried something. Lady, come telling me stuff from now

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Speaker 1: and put forth your best effort. I'm doing something I

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Speaker 1: know how to do. Oh Man, all right, well listen,

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Speaker 1: she's here. Please introduce sir, Ladies and gentlemen. She's here,

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Speaker 1: a very young voice of reason, understanding facts and non

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Speaker 1: fake news. Miss trip. Okay, thanks Steve. Good morning, everybody.

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Speaker 1: This is a trip with the news. President Trump is

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Speaker 1: to meet with congressional leaders later on today to try

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Speaker 1: and work out a deal to fund the government that

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Speaker 1: worked that because the government funding actually runs out December eight.

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Speaker 1: He also hopes to work on some last minute legislation

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Speaker 1: and on the Republican tax overhaul with some gup. Legislators

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Speaker 1: may still have problems with the Republican tax plan, with

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Speaker 1: a corporate and personal income taxes by one point five

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Speaker 1: trillion dollars over the next ten years, but some lawmakers

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Speaker 1: those taxes because by the way, the White House says,

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Speaker 1: President Trump didn't mean to offend anybody when he joked

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Speaker 1: about Pocahontas during an event meant to honor World War

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Speaker 1: two's Navajo Code talkers yesterday, Trump was referring to Democratic

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Speaker 1: Senator Elizabeth Warren and her claims are being part Native

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Speaker 1: American a few years back. You're very very special people.

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Speaker 1: You were here long before any of us were here.

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Speaker 1: Although we have a representative in Congress who they say

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Speaker 1: was here a long time ago, they call her a Pocahontas.

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Speaker 1: Now that is considered a racial slur by many Native Americans. Also,

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Speaker 1: there are Native Americans who considered Polkhontas to have been

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Speaker 1: a traitor. Santa Warren announced Trump's comments, saying that it's

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Speaker 1: unfortunate that the president can't even make it through a

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Speaker 1: ceremony honoring heroes without having to throw out a racial slur.

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Speaker 1: With a Thanksgiving holiday weekend over, the Congress return to

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Speaker 1: work yesterday along with Senator Al Franken, who has been

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Speaker 1: a co accused of groping women. He says, although he's

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Speaker 1: not prepared to resign, the Democrats says he's very embarrassed

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Speaker 1: and deeply sorry. I just wanna again to say I

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Speaker 1: am sorry. I know there are no magic words that

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Speaker 1: I can say uh to regain your trust, and I

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Speaker 1: know that's going to take time. I'm ready to start

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Speaker 1: that process and it starts with going back to work today,

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Speaker 1: which is what he did. Three women say the former

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Speaker 1: comedian grabbed their rear ends while posing for photos, and

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Speaker 1: afore says Frank and kissed her without her consent. By

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Speaker 1: the way, in the land of the film of a

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Speaker 1: toddler named A J. Barrows very thankful on Turkey Day,

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Speaker 1: you see two year old Aj, who was black, needed

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Speaker 1: a life saving kidney transplant. His father was a perfect match. However,

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Speaker 1: little AJ's case through national attention after the hospital Emory

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Speaker 1: University sent the family a letter saying that the father

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Speaker 1: would not be able to give his son a kidney.

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Speaker 1: They're not going to operate because he violated his parole

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Speaker 1: and it was in custody. And after that, if the

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Speaker 1: father didn't break the law, they said, after three months,

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Speaker 1: then the hospital would reevaluate the situation before operating. Luckily,

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Speaker 1: that the letter they sent the child's mother resulted from

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Speaker 1: quote a breakdown and communication on their part. That's what

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Speaker 1: we're saying. Why yesterday was supposed to be the biggest

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Speaker 1: online shopping day. Cyber Monday sales figure show that people

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Speaker 1: actually spent nearly eight billion dollars shopping online Thanksgiving in

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Speaker 1: on Black Friday. Now today is Giving Tuesday, the day

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Speaker 1: Americans I asked to remember the charity of their choice

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Speaker 1: and make a lot of folks very happy. Yea Yeaws,

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Speaker 1: Eugene the Butterfly coming up twenty minutes after the hour.

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Speaker 1: Stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go. Steve,

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Speaker 1: you introduced j J. You introduced Good morning everyone, Junior

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Speaker 1: j Anthony Brown. Good morning to the beautiful Butterfly. You're

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Speaker 1: talking really fast. But he needs to he need to

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Speaker 1: try to get because well now I'm going to get

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Speaker 1: it in today. Well, I just wanted to Steve wasn't

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Speaker 1: here yesterday. I just wanted to make sure you told

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Speaker 1: him about your transitioning. Yeah, Stephen, yesterday. I love everyone

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Speaker 1: know I'm transitioning. Yeah, I'm transitioning, you know, changing my

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Speaker 1: apartment from Thanksgiving to Christmas. So I'm transitioning. So what

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Speaker 1: I'm doing today is I want everyone's undivided attention because

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Speaker 1: all you need to get this I'm putting together what

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Speaker 1: or you're gonna call it. You're changing your apartment from

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving transition. That's what transitioning is, firmly. Yeah, because I've

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Speaker 1: been a pilgrim the last month, so I'm just, you know,

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Speaker 1: transitioning to the different things. So this is what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: I want everybody's undervited attention. I am going to be

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Speaker 1: throwing the office party. Were Thanksgiving though I was a

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Speaker 1: Pilgrim's so nice all use a pilgroup. Oh my bad.

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Speaker 1: And some of my friends were Indians, so I'm sorry Native.

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Speaker 1: What do you think a fat turkey? Enough of the jokes.

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Speaker 1: I'm putting together the Christmas party. Enough, I'm putting together

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Speaker 1: the office Christmas party. I want everyone's participation. Okay, wait,

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Speaker 1: this is he's okay to Mr Harvey, you've been the CEO.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna need about about four thousands to throw the

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Speaker 1: you're throwing your party. I'm not giving you for but

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Speaker 1: it's for the office, and you own the office. Need

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Speaker 1: four thousand. Enough of the job of the job. Okay,

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Speaker 1: enough of the jobs. I'm so serious right now. And

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Speaker 1: you guys gotta have the Christmas spirit to come to

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Speaker 1: the party and be festive and where the hats and

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Speaker 1: all the party favors that I'm bringing the how much

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Speaker 1: are you spending on this party? Four thousand? I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: decorate this today. I'm none of the job. I'm serious.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna make a man now. Well we don't want

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Speaker 1: to do that, but I'm just telling you out one

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Speaker 1: more the fan fans and I'm gonna start cussing. I

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Speaker 1: mean it, don't do none of the show. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not giving you

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Speaker 1: four thousand dollars. Ain't no, you know, I just don't.

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Speaker 1: Damn it. I'm sick. Do not cuss on this show

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Speaker 1: because the fern could be as high. We gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Coming up, it's comedy Roulette with Jay, with Junior, with

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Speaker 1: Tommy and with the man himself, Steve Harvey will be bad.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay,

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Speaker 1: it is time for comedy Roulette. Please set it up quickly.

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Speaker 1: But before we talk about comedy Roulette, it's going on

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Speaker 1: tonight Headline a Taco Tuesday with My girl Sure Sherry Shepherd.

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Speaker 1: Shepherd next week, George Wallace himself, George Wallace, Mama, mama

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Speaker 1: will be there's you're doing park a lot of security,

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Speaker 1: but anyway with anyway, and let the lady just not work.

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00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 1: To be rude to me, not letting mama work. Jay said,

633
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 1: y'all can't part from that. Get him Mills Wallers, get

634
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 1: him all right, coming, Let very simple, give us five subjects.

635
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 1: Put it on a wheel, spun the wheel were stop.

636
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: We'll do the damn thing. All right, here we go.

637
00:41:53,400 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: Number one, This gravy is really watering. Yeah, okay, here's

638
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: a good and you will before the day. All right. Here,

639
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: here's another one. We don't speak anymore since three. I

640
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: wouldn't have come if I knew was coming. Uh. Four

641
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: that's my stepbrother, you know, on my daddy's side. Number five,

642
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: stay out of this because ain't nobody talking to you.

643
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:39,959
Speaker 1: I spend a cat. Let's see what we have wrong.

644
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: Step brother on my daddy side. We don't speak anymore.

645
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: Since I'm gonna tell you why we don't speak. How

646
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: you don't come to Thanksgiving party? Look me in the face. No,

647
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: damn well, you owe me money like it ain't nothing happening. Yeah,

648
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 1: Now we don't speak no more. We're done with that.

649
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 1: We don't I'll tell you we don't speak no more.

650
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 1: Ever since you left my grandmother roll out in the

651
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: driveway down in the street, we ain't talking no more.

652
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: After that, how you let go of the handle and

653
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: let grantit your ride down the driveway? You know we

654
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 1: got to pay attention to h Yeah, I'm speaking. We

655
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 1: don't speak no more. Ever since you brought my ex

656
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: girlfriend tell my birthday party, we really don't speak. No.

657
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 1: Come on, we don't speak no more. Since you got

658
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 1: ginger fighters talking no more. Until you get that clear,

659
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 1: you really need to stop talking to everybody. Yeah, we'll

660
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: speak them up. I'm gonna tell you how we don't

661
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 1: speak no this you told the child for paper people,

662
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:10,439
Speaker 1: Well I live. You don't let him know what he lived.

663
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: Right there, we're speaking on. I'll tell you why we

664
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 1: don't speak because you got one eye. I can't let

665
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: you that I know where we talk. What you're talking

666
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: to this one here? Go out for my uncle. That's

667
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 1: my daddy. Bro. We don't speak no more since you

668
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 1: decided to send me some church tithing on meloads to

669
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: my house so I can send them. Seeing you some

670
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 1: tiding back while I'm on the road. No, we don't speak.

671
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: We don't speak no mo. Since you told my wife

672
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 1: I wasn't at your house. Laugh, remember that partner. Yeah,

673
00:44:55,480 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be your boy. Yeah here he said

674
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:07,720
Speaker 1: he was. I'm gonna tell you what. We don't speak

675
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 1: no more. You got your little little new car right

676
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 1: now and I smoked. Now I can't smoke in your

677
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 1: new You got all up in it as much smoking

678
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: that putting that all that time you got help you

679
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 1: bet at you we're speaking to all right? You want

680
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 1: to close it out stage me. You don't speak no

681
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 1: more since you got arrested. All right, don't tell me.

682
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: We'll be back. Thank you, guys. We'll be back with

683
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: never you time. He's frank phone call right after this.

684
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here

685
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: we go, coming up at the top of the hour,

686
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. You don't want to miss

687
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. But first, here we go with the

688
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,439
Speaker 1: frank phone call from the nephew. What you got new? Well,

689
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: certainly we're deep in the NBA right now. You know

690
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. We're bowling right now. So this right

691
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 1: here is NBA party. NBA party. Okay, y'all with me

692
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: on that NBA party. Watch me work too. Tea spoons

693
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 1: are stupid? Here it is hello, hellong terms, I'm I'm

694
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: looking for brand. Hey, Brad, how you doing this? Poncho? Man?

695
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,359
Speaker 1: I do want to Marcus his boys? How you doing? Man? Oh? Yeah? Here?

696
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 1: What's that? Y'all talked to markets? Man? He was telling

697
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 1: me about you know, the uh the playoff party man

698
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: for for for Sunday. Man. So, uh you told me

699
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: if it was cool, I would come through. Man. I

700
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 1: just want to call it and how to see if

701
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 1: I can if I need to bring anything, uh food

702
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: or some drinks or whatever. You know you took your

703
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:43,959
Speaker 1: friends of Marcus. Yeah yeah, this is puncho man, friends

704
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: of market. Okay, yeah, yeah, I think it's cool. Yeah yeah,

705
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: well now you either read unless of course you know

706
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: you're drinking something special, but uh yeah, it's it's gonna

707
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 1: be Marcus and uh you know other boys gonna be

708
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: here and uh you know, what are you want to

709
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,720
Speaker 1: bringing to me while I'll be so yeah that's cool, okay, okay,

710
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: we're telling me you'all starting man, He told me, like

711
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: around one. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be there all day,

712
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,760
Speaker 1: but you know you're coming through by one one, two o'clock.

713
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: You know that before the game he started with you know,

714
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: slas screen going and there's to be laid out. So yeah,

715
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 1: just come on through whenever you come through. All right,

716
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: just remember man, Puncho. All right, I'll be there. I

717
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: got it, all right? Cool? All right? Hello, hey hey

718
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 1: brand yo, hey punch you again. Man, listen real quick?

719
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 1: How much how much food? And and and and and

720
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: look at do you have? Uh? I think we gotta

721
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 1: love for for Sunday? It was right, what you got

722
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 1: going on? What's up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I got I

723
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 1: got like three boys gonna ride with me. Man, I

724
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 1: just want to make sure you got enough over there. Okay,

725
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: who is this again? This Puncho? You know we talked

726
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 1: about thirty minutes ago, this Puncho A man Manca's friends, right, right, Okay,

727
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 1: uh I remember I call you about thirty minutes ago,

728
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: told Marcas told me was oh yeah that's right. Yeah,

729
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry for me bringing back and forth. Uh yeah, Well,

730
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 1: I mean I guess it's all right. So you know,

731
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 1: we ain't trying to overload the joint. Man, just you know,

732
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 1: I know Marcus, and if you're a friend of his,

733
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 1: then then that's cool. You can come through. It ain't

734
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 1: be three guys, man, ain't be three guys coming with me. Man.

735
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 1: They they they're really cool. Man. Well we we we

736
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: we we were bringing something to put on your pit

737
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 1: or whatever. You know. It'll it'll be good. Okay, yeah,

738
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 1: yeah that's cool man. But you know, yeah, yeah, come

739
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 1: on through, man. All right, all right, a right, I

740
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 1: talked to you. I talked to you, all right, brat

741
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,320
Speaker 1: is uh wait is one of the Marcus. It is

742
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 1: one of the guys Marcus. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no,

743
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,919
Speaker 1: I got it's it's three guys me. I made four,

744
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 1: you know, three other guys. Yeah. Whatever, man, that's cool. Yeah,

745
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 1: bring him through, man, come on, it's like alight, all right,

746
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: all right late hello, hey Brad, punt ya again. Man listen, Hey,

747
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna bring one more Um, I'm I'm I'm

748
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: gonna bring one more person with me to hold hold

749
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:01,359
Speaker 1: pumping brakes player. Wait, hold up, hold up, now, what's

750
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: up you Marcus his friend? Yeah, yeah, you're me and

751
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,800
Speaker 1: I'm poncho. Yeah okay, I know you parto man, but

752
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 1: you're bringing everybody, but just go Kire and Marcus is

753
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: cool with me, that's my fault. We're go way back.

754
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: And if you cool with him too, then okay, you

755
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: can come. You know, I'm trying to have an NBA

756
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 1: playoff game. You're bringing the whole NBA with you. No, Mom,

757
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:23,399
Speaker 1: ain't like that, man, man, I mean, placen't that big.

758
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: You know, my wife is gonna be coming through here.

759
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: And you know I got the house laid out. I

760
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: told I wasn't und destroy the place. I just got

761
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: up the dog house like two weeks ago. I ain't

762
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 1: trying to put that up. So if you're coming through,

763
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,479
Speaker 1: you come through. You know, bring one or two people

764
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,840
Speaker 1: with you. But that's it. Okay, but listen to you.

765
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 1: You wouldn't decide me. I ain't gonna bring them dude

766
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,839
Speaker 1: with me. I'm just gonna bring a little lady from

767
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 1: him with me. Man, if there is that cool, I'm

768
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: just gonna bring a little lady friend. No news, Okay,

769
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: that's cool. Now you're talking okay, because I know she

770
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: ain't either, But come on through here with her and

771
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 1: you know, be done with it. That's fine. Right right right,

772
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call someone nine teller and tell her that

773
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:01,720
Speaker 1: that she's coming with me. Okay, what's her name? Her name, Simone?

774
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 1: That's that's my wife's name, okay, ok okay, but maybe

775
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: they'll hook up while they while we're watching the game.

776
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,879
Speaker 1: That'll be here, so I send her in her girls

777
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: that the nail's done, okay, okay, So check this out, man,

778
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna reach out to Simone and let U

779
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: know that we're gonna we're gonna leave it and get

780
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: over there like about one. And you say it's cool, right, yeah, yeah,

781
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: it's cool man. That that's a whole lot better than

782
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 1: being about up in there. Okay, okay, back yeah, yeah, yeah.

783
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: Year now, and I check this man, mine, uh you know,

784
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: my friend she she she's married, you know, and and

785
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: she wanted to get away from my husband for mane man,

786
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: I guess it's been going through so you know, you know,

787
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,839
Speaker 1: just keep you wait, wait back back up there bringing

788
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 1: a married woman named Sman, What the eys of that?

789
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: My wife's name is saman Okay, we'll do I mean, then,

790
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 1: what's this one, Simone? Is our last name? Is that's

791
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: my last name? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

792
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,320
Speaker 1: wait hold on, hold wait wait wait wait hold on,

793
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 1: hold on dog. This this okay, this this Simone is

794
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,800
Speaker 1: is light skinning. Yeah, you keep on describing her. She

795
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:05,319
Speaker 1: life skin five gone, short hair. That's the alleys. Yeah,

796
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:09,439
Speaker 1: that's that's that's that's that's. How about you doing? My wife?

797
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 1: They know me and Simone been friends for a minute. Man,

798
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: It wasn't ntil like a couple of weeks ago she

799
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 1: reached out to me and saying she was she was

800
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 1: going through some some some he reached up to you

801
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 1: to tell you that she's going through some stuff with

802
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: a dude. Well, I don't that dude. Okay, okay, I

803
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 1: want you my wife. Hey, man, you know about a year,

804
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 1: but who counting? You know what I'm saying? A year

805
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,879
Speaker 1: that's about the time we started an some issues. Yeah yeah, yeah,

806
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: I come on over to this party. A man, I'm

807
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: sure we can try to figure this kind of situation now,

808
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: pumpy on my wife. I don't give me about you.

809
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: I don't give me about her either. You know you

810
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: are you know they say? You know what. I've always

811
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 1: believed this. There are no mistakes of this. Everything happens

812
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: where it's closed to be so it's funny how you

813
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: call me. Okay, okay, listen, man, listen, get this number,

814
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: my boy game no no, non't you get it done.

815
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 1: You're probably calling the record from her that my body

816
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,799
Speaker 1: gave me this. Not leave leave simone out of this. Man,

817
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 1: you said, tell me right now. You know I'm not

818
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 1: call with you right now. I'm gonna call her, not

819
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,359
Speaker 1: to say I ain't gonna call at all. Don't don't

820
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: tell her my wife. Just bring her to the party.

821
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 1: I got a gift this for you. I got a

822
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 1: three eight, I gotta smith. I got a question. I

823
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: got a size fourteen tiller and go right up your

824
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: Oh you just come on over this part. Okay, Hey man,

825
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 1: hey man, listen, listen. My boy, my boy gave me

826
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,439
Speaker 1: your number. Man, So I don't know who my boy is. Mark,

827
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: I said, he don't know you. Marcus don't know me.

828
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 1: But guess who else knows me? Though that you don't

829
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: know what's say something? Hey Brad, this isn't nephew time

830
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: me man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy

831
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: Marcus got me to prank phone call you. What I

832
00:52:56,120 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: don't give is this yeah, yeah, hey, Brad, what was

833
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: you gonna do with the party? Man? Damn man? Uh,

834
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: it's about anyway. Let me ask you something. What's the

835
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Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Today's Strawberry Letter

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Speaker 1: is up next, and it is a good one, good

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Speaker 1: and crazy. But first you guys, hear about this. President

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Speaker 1: Trump is back in Washington, d C. Of course, he

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Speaker 1: spent the Thanksgiving weekend at his Moralago resort in Florida

872
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Speaker 1: playing golf again. Okay, it's okay on Thanksgiving weekend, but

873
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Speaker 1: he does it. He said he was going to do

874
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Speaker 1: a lot of president he criticized Obama for doing the

875
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Speaker 1: same thing. You know, yeah, did you see when the

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Speaker 1: President tweeted about being Time magazines Person of the Year.

877
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Speaker 1: The President tweeted quote. Time Magazine called to say, I

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Speaker 1: was probably going to be named uh man of the year,

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Speaker 1: a person of the Year like last year, but I

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Speaker 1: would have to agree to an interview and a major

881
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Speaker 1: photo shoot. I said, probably is no good and took

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Speaker 1: a pass. Thanks anyway. Okay, the problem with this didn't

883
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Speaker 1: what Yeah, Time didn't call you. Time said they didn't

884
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Speaker 1: want to just out now say the president is lying.

885
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Speaker 1: They just said he's incorrect. You're a liar, Donald Trump.

886
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Speaker 1: They didn't say. That didn't go far. They almost got

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Speaker 1: that one friend Man, Yes, Steve yes, Man, And Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you man, I'm talking about man before

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890
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Speaker 1: Look at that new bands to David, you think you're

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Speaker 1: gonna going to get new bands. What I'm telling man,

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Speaker 1: I'm just going down and get that new we are

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Speaker 1: you're working. That's the that's the same friend that's been

894
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Speaker 1: opening a business for years, the same line. But I mean,

895
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Speaker 1: why you can check this. You can call the line

896
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Speaker 1: and check stuff like this out. Thrill for them or something.

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Speaker 1: I got a friend that got mobidiness meeting with celebrities.

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Speaker 1: Didn't meet everything I'm having to meet. Yeah, yeah, man,

899
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Speaker 1: you know man, me and me and me and Nick

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Speaker 1: Van it's about to get together with Steve. Ain't meeting

901
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Speaker 1: with this all gotta part. I got a partner, man, Hey, man,

902
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Speaker 1: you know that fine chick man down there to work

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Speaker 1: over there in the uh in the weld and office.

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Speaker 1: Sherry Kimbell. Yeah, she called me last night. He most

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Speaker 1: gorgeous chick at Ford Motor Company called you for what

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Speaker 1: you know? Man said? She just wanted, you know, say

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Speaker 1: we could get together sometimes. I said, And what did

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Speaker 1: you tell? Yeah? You know, man, we're going grab was

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Speaker 1: saying with your something See right there, you ain't even

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Speaker 1: talking like you got we're gonna go grab saying just

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Speaker 1: you do not say, we're gonna go get the sand

913
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914
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Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta get something to wear. Can I

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Speaker 1: use your car? Hey? Man? That watch you ball? Can

916
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Speaker 1: I wear that watch? You know, give me one of them. Yeah,

917
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Speaker 1: we're gonna go grab a sandwich. Just yeah. I had

918
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Speaker 1: a guy say one time, he said, we were we

919
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Speaker 1: were looking at Halleberry on television. He was on. He said,

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Speaker 1: I you know, I had it one night. I had

921
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Speaker 1: had ahead of him up in the class. I had

922
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Speaker 1: the corner talking to her, right, but I let it

923
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Speaker 1: get away. You let you let Hallenberry get away. He

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Speaker 1: won't to be but I said, Now, he wasn't all

925
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Speaker 1: over me, but I let it get away. You let

926
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Speaker 1: Halliberry get away at the corner one time talking to him, Man,

927
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Speaker 1: but I let it get away. Yeah. So Time said

928
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Speaker 1: the editors don't comment on its choice until publication, which

929
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Speaker 1: in this case is December six, so we'll hear about it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Somebody said it's gonna be the ball. He's going to

931
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Speaker 1: be the person that would be so great in time.

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Speaker 1: Ball Man will be closing, of course, exactly, yes, yes, exactly,

933
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Speaker 1: all right, nephew, Time for the letter. Let's hold, we

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Speaker 1: got it for you here. This one is Corris say

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Speaker 1: thank you, Tommy subject potential polygamist. Polygamist, you know more

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Speaker 1: than one? I don't know A lot is this? Let

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Speaker 1: us starts out great? I love it. Good morning everybody.

938
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 1: I love this radio station and I listened to you

939
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Speaker 1: guys every morning. Okay, here's my story. I'm a twenty

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Speaker 1: eight year old black female. I'm a wife of six

941
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Speaker 1: years and a mother of two lovely girls. I love

942
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 1: my husband and my family, and I truly know that

943
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 1: he is my best friend. Well, here goes. My husband

944
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 1: is nine years my senior. That's not the problem because

945
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Speaker 1: I love older men. The problem is my husband and

946
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 1: is not a sexual tiger like I am. About one

947
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Speaker 1: year ago, I found some gent sing pills and energy

948
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Speaker 1: drinks in the trunk of his car. I asked about them,

949
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Speaker 1: and he said he has been having a He has

950
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Speaker 1: been having a hard time sexually keeping up with me. Now,

951
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 1: I will admit that I love sex, and I am

952
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 1: constantly jumping my husband's bones in the morning, afternoon, on

953
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:29,160
Speaker 1: lunch breaks, nighttime, middle of the night, whenever I can.

954
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: Right now, all right, let me read on. I feel

955
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Speaker 1: that he should have let me know that I was

956
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 1: too sexually demanding and he was tired. Well after he

957
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,960
Speaker 1: told me, I tried to calm down. I only had

958
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 1: sex with him in the morning and at night, even

959
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 1: though even though it just about killed me in parentheses,

960
01:01:56,160 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 1: I am really frustrated. So here comes the drama. I

961
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Speaker 1: started college in two thousand five. While attending a ball,

962
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Speaker 1: I kissed a fellow classmate. He had a fiance. Long

963
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,720
Speaker 1: story short. He and I have been sleeping together since

964
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 1: four years. Okay, they've been sleeping together for four years.

965
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,320
Speaker 1: It's like I am living two different lives. My husband

966
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:20,640
Speaker 1: provides financially, mentally, and emotionally. The other guy is here physically,

967
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 1: financially and emotionally too. Needless to say, I love this

968
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 1: other guy, but I am still in love with my husband.

969
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 1: I'm never going to leave my husband, but I don't

970
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,360
Speaker 1: want to let this other guy go. I know the

971
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 1: situation is wrong, but it isn't it. Is it possible

972
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Speaker 1: to love more than one person at a time, or

973
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 1: I forgot to mention the other guy also married last year.

974
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 1: It's not just about the sex with this other guy.

975
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 1: We do lots of other things together. I even met

976
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 1: his family. I feel like a polygamist because I am

977
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 1: really living two different lives. The problem is my husband

978
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:51,760
Speaker 1: is really a good man aside from the low sex drive.

979
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 1: The other man is a good man with a high

980
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,680
Speaker 1: sex drive. They both take good care of me, but

981
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 1: my heart is heavy with guilt. Please give me your opinions,

982
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Speaker 1: Miss Surely and Mrs Steve Harvey Cracktice, code cracker. I

983
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Speaker 1: know you will, Thank Potential. We'll be back. You're listening

984
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Speaker 1: to all right, Steve, come on with part two of

985
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Speaker 1: your response. What you got alight? Here's a letter potential politically.

986
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. I love this, ready, shar I listen

987
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 1: you guys every morning. Okay, here's my story. I'm a

988
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 1: twenty year old black female. I'm a wife for six

989
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,120
Speaker 1: years and a mother of two lovely girls. I love

990
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: my husband and my family, and I truly know that

991
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 1: he is my best friend. Well, here goes My husband

992
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 1: of is nine years my senior. That's not the problem

993
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 1: because I love older men. The problem is my husband

994
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 1: is not is not a sexual tiger like I am.

995
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 1: After one about a year ago, I found some gen

996
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 1: sing peals and energy drinks in the trunk of his car.

997
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 1: I asked about me. He said he's been having a

998
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 1: hard time sexually keeping up with me. Now, I will

999
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 1: admit that I love sex, and I'm constantly jumping my

1000
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:58,840
Speaker 1: husband's bones in the morning, afternoon, on lunch breaks, nighttime

1001
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 1: the letter whenever I camp, I feel that he should

1002
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:04,720
Speaker 1: have let me know that I was sexually that I

1003
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:08,439
Speaker 1: was too sexually demanded, and he was tired. Well after

1004
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:10,360
Speaker 1: he told me, I tried to calm down. I only

1005
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 1: had sex with him in the morning and at night,

1006
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:15,960
Speaker 1: even though it's just about killed me. I'm really frustrated.

1007
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:19,120
Speaker 1: So here goes the drama. I started college in two

1008
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:23,000
Speaker 1: thousand five. While attending a ball, I kissed a fellow classmate.

1009
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:26,440
Speaker 1: He had a fiance. Long story short here and I've

1010
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:30,440
Speaker 1: been sleeping together since parentheses for years. It's like I'm

1011
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 1: living two different lives. My husband provides financially, mentally, and emotionally.

1012
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:38,200
Speaker 1: The other guys here physically, financially, emotionally too. Needless to say,

1013
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 1: I love this other guy, but I'm still in love

1014
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:43,240
Speaker 1: with my husband. I am never going to leave my husband,

1015
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:45,120
Speaker 1: but I don't want to let this other guy go.

1016
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:48,480
Speaker 1: I know the situation wrong. But isn't isn't it possible

1017
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 1: to love more than one person at a time. Uh oh,

1018
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 1: I forgot to mention this other guy also got married

1019
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 1: last year. It's not just about sex with this other guy.

1020
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:00,960
Speaker 1: We do lots of things together. I've even met his family.

1021
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 1: I feel like a polygamist because I'm really living two

1022
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 1: different lives. The problem me is my husband is a

1023
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 1: really good man aside from the low sex drive, and

1024
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 1: the other man is a good man with a high

1025
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,480
Speaker 1: sex drive. They both take good care of me, but

1026
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:16,480
Speaker 1: my heart is heavy with guilt. Please give me your opinions,

1027
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 1: Miss Shirley and Mr Steve Harvey. Cold crack it, cold cracker.

1028
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Speaker 1: I know you will, thank potential polygamist, You know what

1029
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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't even know where to start in

1030
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:34,400
Speaker 1: the trifling nous of it all. It's so much triflingness

1031
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:37,880
Speaker 1: in here. Where do I start? First of all, why

1032
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:42,080
Speaker 1: do we get so many letters about from women who

1033
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:47,000
Speaker 1: have good men? Thank you? But because of something here

1034
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:50,240
Speaker 1: they are tripping. Now you are all outside your marriage

1035
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 1: with another dude because you are a bunny rabbit. See

1036
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 1: you're just a little rabbit. You have sex in the

1037
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 1: on it in the afternoon, on lunch breaks, in the evening,

1038
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 1: at night, in the middle of the night. Your man

1039
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:06,680
Speaker 1: that did the best he could do. He went out,

1040
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:11,080
Speaker 1: got some gensing peels and some energy drinks to try

1041
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 1: to keep up with you. That ain't enough for you.

1042
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:16,600
Speaker 1: So you go to college, you at a ball, you

1043
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Speaker 1: kiss a classmate. Then you're gonna abbreviate it. Long story short.

1044
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:25,920
Speaker 1: We've been sleeping together for four years. Okay, we're supposed

1045
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 1: to not see through this right here, hunh. You want

1046
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,960
Speaker 1: us to think it was just a kiss. Now you've

1047
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 1: been with just dude four years. You're talking about how

1048
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 1: your man provides for you financially, mentally, financially all this here,

1049
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:42,439
Speaker 1: but he had a low sex drive. Your new guy

1050
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:46,560
Speaker 1: provides for you financially, mentally, emotionally, but he got a

1051
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:49,480
Speaker 1: high six drive. That problem is he wouldn't got mad

1052
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:54,800
Speaker 1: so much for what he think. Are you? Now, let's

1053
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:59,840
Speaker 1: really get down to the subject of this matter. Potential policorus.

1054
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:03,640
Speaker 1: You upset because you feel like a polygamus, because I'm

1055
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 1: really living two different lives. Then you ask me, is

1056
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:09,440
Speaker 1: it possible to love more than one person at one time? Yes,

1057
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:12,040
Speaker 1: it is obviously that's but that is what we're talking about.

1058
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 1: We're talking about can you do two people at the

1059
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:18,680
Speaker 1: same time while the two of you is married. That's see,

1060
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:21,160
Speaker 1: that's different from loving two people at the same time.

1061
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:25,040
Speaker 1: Can you do two people at the same time? Why

1062
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 1: are you married? The problem is my husband really good

1063
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:32,280
Speaker 1: man aside from his low sex drive. Low sex drive,

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01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:39,600
Speaker 1: you don't have a high sex drive. You gotta damn problem. See.

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01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:43,440
Speaker 1: First of all, if you want sex in the morning,

1066
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 1: in the afternoon, on your lunch break, and night in

1067
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:48,520
Speaker 1: the middle of the night, that ain't a high sex drive.

1068
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:54,760
Speaker 1: You unemployed, You need to go to college and get

1069
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:58,040
Speaker 1: a job. And she's a mother's two girls. By time

1070
01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 1: you take care of your kids, go to work, and

1071
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,680
Speaker 1: go to college, you're gonna slow your sex drive down

1072
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:04,720
Speaker 1: something right there. See your problem if you ain't got

1073
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:06,680
Speaker 1: enough to do, come on, it ain't your sex drive.

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01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:08,880
Speaker 1: You're trying to fill it. But I'm gonna just get

1075
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:11,560
Speaker 1: to this now. That's what emails gonna come in. The

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01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:16,120
Speaker 1: subject is potential politics. You have really what's called h

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01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:22,560
Speaker 1: l T. You think we're saying hello, but h l

1078
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:31,040
Speaker 1: T is you have hook like tennis. You have a

1079
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:35,960
Speaker 1: disease called h L TCLO. Okay, see, if you know,

1080
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:37,719
Speaker 1: we got to get out of here. You can email

1081
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:40,880
Speaker 1: us or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter

1082
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:44,320
Speaker 1: at my girls, surely and please don't forget this Thursday

1083
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:48,200
Speaker 1: Facebook Live the Saturday After Show is back at one

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01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:51,040
Speaker 1: thirty p m. Eastern Time, and I hope to see

1085
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:54,160
Speaker 1: you all there. Uh switching gears yesterday of course with

1086
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:57,400
Speaker 1: cyber Monday. Did you get everyone on your list that

1087
01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:01,160
Speaker 1: perfect gift? Okay? I know you went shopping. Uh, here's

1088
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:05,040
Speaker 1: something to consider. Though. You might think a personalized gift

1089
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:06,960
Speaker 1: is the best way to show you care. You know

1090
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:10,120
Speaker 1: that you put some time and energy, some thought into it,

1091
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:15,679
Speaker 1: you know, But it turns out that of people would

1092
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:22,880
Speaker 1: rather have guess what cash? Would you say, nephew gift card? Yeah,

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01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:26,680
Speaker 1: that's right. According to a new wallet hub survey, the

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01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:29,800
Speaker 1: most coveted gift for the holidays is a gift card.

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01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:34,720
Speaker 1: What nobody says that when you give cas yes cash, Yes,

1096
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:41,760
Speaker 1: years ago, when your family used to give you a

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01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:45,519
Speaker 1: Christmas card and you tad open but without reading you

1098
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:51,680
Speaker 1: just try to dump. Yes. Man I used to let man.

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01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:58,360
Speaker 1: I used to get a twenty Yes, yes, relative that

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01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:01,519
Speaker 1: give you a tw man, they hand you that car.

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01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:04,880
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, thank you. I ain't ready to call it out,

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01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:09,519
Speaker 1: know what to call? Talking about? Coming up next, we'll

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01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:12,559
Speaker 1: do things that will happen over the holidays. I think

1104
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:15,680
Speaker 1: Steve has something for us, things that's gonna that are

1105
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:20,439
Speaker 1: gonna definitely happen, definitely happening over the holidays. You're listening

1106
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:27,160
Speaker 1: to Steve Show. Alright, so um, Jay, you and Steve

1107
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 1: came up. What is this all about? This segment? Now,

1108
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:33,280
Speaker 1: just bet there's certain things over the holidays when the

1109
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:37,040
Speaker 1: holidays happen. You can pretty much bet money that some

1110
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:41,240
Speaker 1: of these things are going to happen. Is that right?

1111
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:46,439
Speaker 1: Mean somebody's house, somebody's house, Alight, This might not happen

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01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:50,000
Speaker 1: at your house. One of these, I promise you, one

1113
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:55,000
Speaker 1: of these. It's gonna happen over the holiday at your house. Okay,

1114
01:10:55,600 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 1: let's hear it. Come on, I'm ready, come on, come on. Dinner,

1115
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:12,360
Speaker 1: dinner will get interrupted at somebody's house because we gotta

1116
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:16,680
Speaker 1: go get somebody out of jail. That's what happened. That's

1117
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:22,519
Speaker 1: how Yeah, can I finished eating? That just made my place?

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01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:33,719
Speaker 1: You hear somebody in the house, and I'll accept. Here's

1119
01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:40,040
Speaker 1: here's something else. The new boyfriend, somebody's new boyfriend gonna

1120
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:45,600
Speaker 1: get beat up by the baby jail somebody house. You

1121
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:48,800
Speaker 1: all that's gonna happen to you, But you can pick

1122
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:53,400
Speaker 1: the one that's gonna go to. They shouldn't be in

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01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:59,320
Speaker 1: the same room. She ain't never leaving me. She never

1124
01:11:59,439 --> 01:12:04,240
Speaker 1: leaves me. He stepped down when she got with you.

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01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:17,479
Speaker 1: Here's another a family secret. He's gonna get told. Dad

1126
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 1: fading should have been told. Here's another that's gonna happen

1127
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:30,240
Speaker 1: as somebody's house. Maybe not your, but that will be

1128
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:37,240
Speaker 1: a fight over the drumsticks going down. Oh yeah, oh yeah,

1129
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:43,680
Speaker 1: I told you I wanted to leg I call that

1130
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:51,280
Speaker 1: for even left the house. You know. Somebody who ain't working.

1131
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:58,080
Speaker 1: Nobody brought a damn thing. He got no job. One

1132
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:01,559
Speaker 1: chick gonna show up at the house with the new

1133
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:07,280
Speaker 1: board friend that's doing way better, got her old. Yeah.

1134
01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:16,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's gonna happen to somebody's house. She's gonna

1135
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:25,000
Speaker 1: show up pregnant again. Yeah yeah, you make some baby.

1136
01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:36,000
Speaker 1: This is every black house gonnahead it. Somebody's gonna show

1137
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:40,000
Speaker 1: up dressed like they're going to a qualms of part. Yeah,

1138
01:13:40,479 --> 01:13:46,320
Speaker 1: and we'll be mad when you don't understand. Ain't you hot?

1139
01:13:47,479 --> 01:13:52,240
Speaker 1: He got attitude? Yeah, everybody got show up at your

1140
01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:55,439
Speaker 1: house that's been eating meat their whole life, not that vegan.

1141
01:13:55,640 --> 01:14:00,599
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and disgusted with all the dishes. Yeah yeah

1142
01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:06,479
Speaker 1: me yes, Turkey in the greens because half of we

1143
01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:13,760
Speaker 1: stopped putting park we upgrade that jets happened. Come on,

1144
01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:22,400
Speaker 1: some of the women gonna have to circle around because

1145
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:25,840
Speaker 1: heating about the white girl over the oh, and they

1146
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:36,560
Speaker 1: all gonna have to come to the conclusion. Yeah, he

1147
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:40,560
Speaker 1: might be white. He might be white, but she and

1148
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:45,160
Speaker 1: where should get all that rump fund fakenomber fakenomber fake

1149
01:14:49,400 --> 01:15:00,240
Speaker 1: twits myuth side? What you saying? Yeah that ain't Yeah,

1150
01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:06,439
Speaker 1: you know that ain't real. My sister, She fine. I

1151
01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:14,240
Speaker 1: guess I'll take a guess. It might not happen all

1152
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:16,200
Speaker 1: those things that you have, but it's gonna happen. It's

1153
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:24,080
Speaker 1: gonna happen. And somebody and he's thinking right now, yeah,

1154
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:30,839
Speaker 1: I'll tell you something, milk on happen. What somebody Christmas

1155
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:41,040
Speaker 1: tree gonna catch on fire? Old you herman to change.

1156
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:50,519
Speaker 1: These lights all on the tree always herman, her hair.

1157
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:57,120
Speaker 1: Somebody somebody gonna put your wrong gift in the wrong box.

1158
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:04,000
Speaker 1: You did that before. Man, you ever wrapped up something.

1159
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:11,360
Speaker 1: My drunks uncle did this. He wrapped up his shirt

1160
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:16,000
Speaker 1: and gave it to my daddy. And when my daddy

1161
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:19,639
Speaker 1: opened the box, my daddy said, oh man, this night.

1162
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:24,320
Speaker 1: Oh hell no, hold on, I didn't get you the

1163
01:16:24,479 --> 01:16:30,640
Speaker 1: rong shirt. That's my shirt, my daddy said, when you

1164
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:44,120
Speaker 1: gave it to me. Now it's gonna go down. Something

1165
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:47,639
Speaker 1: else gonna happen to somebody. Tooth gonna fall into food.

1166
01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:57,639
Speaker 1: That's nasty, y'all. Each slow, each slow, everybody, don't take

1167
01:16:57,720 --> 01:17:04,879
Speaker 1: these teeth out. There's loose like that today Americ. Okay,

1168
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:09,160
Speaker 1: things that will definitely happen over the holiday. Somebody go

1169
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:15,240
Speaker 1: knock to dressing Lord, all right, coming up at the

1170
01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:18,280
Speaker 1: top of the hour, we'll talk about jobs we could

1171
01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:23,240
Speaker 1: never ever do. Thank God for Steve, what we're doing.

1172
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:26,519
Speaker 1: Thank you man, Yes, thank you Lord. We got to

1173
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:34,240
Speaker 1: be you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay,

1174
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:36,840
Speaker 1: here we go. A new report, guys, is revealing that

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01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:40,800
Speaker 1: the jobs with the most and least danger Okay, Like,

1176
01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:42,640
Speaker 1: when you go to the office and sit behind a

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01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:45,920
Speaker 1: desk all day, you likely aren't risking an injury except

1178
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:48,880
Speaker 1: for carpal tunnel or maybe a paper cut. Okay, But

1179
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:51,599
Speaker 1: there are some people who go to work every morning

1180
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:54,559
Speaker 1: facing things that could be very dangerous and could cause

1181
01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:58,720
Speaker 1: them injury. Al Right. Career Cast released a list of

1182
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:01,759
Speaker 1: the most dangerous job out there, and while some aren't

1183
01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:04,919
Speaker 1: too shocking, you may be surprised. As you can imagine.

1184
01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:08,080
Speaker 1: A police officers are pretty dangerous. Okay, they put their yeah,

1185
01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:11,040
Speaker 1: their life on the line every day. Firefighter, right, emergency

1186
01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:14,640
Speaker 1: medical technician. Of course, they all made the list, and

1187
01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:19,720
Speaker 1: some of the safest jobs are accountant, paralegal, and dietitian.

1188
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:22,920
Speaker 1: So I have to ask you guys this, what are

1189
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:25,799
Speaker 1: some of the jobs that you would never do? Okay,

1190
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:30,840
Speaker 1: jobs that you could never Yeah, that's easy to me. Okay,

1191
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:36,960
Speaker 1: go ahead, prostate checken. I couldn't do it. Yeah, I

1192
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:41,840
Speaker 1: can show you how to do, but I'm do it.

1193
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:49,760
Speaker 1: I just won't need a blow. I'm not going to

1194
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:52,840
Speaker 1: use the glow. We're not gonna use my hand. That's

1195
01:18:52,880 --> 01:19:02,800
Speaker 1: what I'm trying. A stick, Yeah, bring whatever stick you

1196
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:06,679
Speaker 1: can do that you can't do it. But that's where

1197
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:11,600
Speaker 1: I'm going alright. Hats out to the people who do that. Yeah,

1198
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:16,000
Speaker 1: a lot of people would die. Doctors, Yeah, especially for

1199
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:18,600
Speaker 1: you just saying we don't want to do it. You know,

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01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:21,479
Speaker 1: the one I can't do. The man at the funeral,

1201
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:28,920
Speaker 1: the duty emboming man. Yeah, you're thinking at the funeral

1202
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:36,679
Speaker 1: and funeral home people are so calm and night. Yeah,

1203
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:40,840
Speaker 1: we got talking to him. Yeah you do you push

1204
01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:44,519
Speaker 1: him down and run yea. Our funeral director kept asking us,

1205
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:48,840
Speaker 1: have you reached your serenity yet? It won't be long

1206
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:51,839
Speaker 1: before you'll be coming to visit. And don't send me birthday.

1207
01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:55,360
Speaker 1: I hate that. Don't be send me birthday when the

1208
01:19:55,439 --> 01:19:59,719
Speaker 1: family reaches their serenity. All the time, I was like, okay,

1209
01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:05,400
Speaker 1: yeah I want that one. Yeah, that's the job. I

1210
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:10,559
Speaker 1: couldn't do that one. Nope, nope, nope, no, no, yeah,

1211
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:13,880
Speaker 1: I'll tell your job. I couldn't do one. Preacher, I

1212
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:16,559
Speaker 1: could read preacher. Because you're not even me with all

1213
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:21,680
Speaker 1: y'all problem. I'm not sorry y'all problems, not everybody's. I

1214
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:24,960
Speaker 1: got two prayers today, who need it the most talks

1215
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:29,320
Speaker 1: amongst yourself. You work it out. But everybody's not gonna

1216
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:32,479
Speaker 1: get to talk to the Lord from me today. No,

1217
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:36,479
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I can't do. I can't be

1218
01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:42,720
Speaker 1: a kindergarten teacher. Yeah, a little kids, you do, get

1219
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:45,519
Speaker 1: a little big shot. You talk to them, good reports,

1220
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:51,680
Speaker 1: you get to leave, Yeah mercy with a query. Oh

1221
01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:56,400
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, But Steve, why couldn't you do it? Kids

1222
01:20:56,600 --> 01:21:01,320
Speaker 1: love you, your grandkids love you. But I can't teach

1223
01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:06,360
Speaker 1: you because I cussed when I talk. When you don't

1224
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:08,439
Speaker 1: want your kids exposed to it, just go and get

1225
01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:12,519
Speaker 1: them away from me. My son Jason told me, you

1226
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:16,200
Speaker 1: know roads and know his dad. He said, Dad, we don't.

1227
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:19,120
Speaker 1: We don't cuss around the kids. That's okay, but they

1228
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:24,840
Speaker 1: asked in my house. Okay, that's cussing in here. Now

1229
01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:26,840
Speaker 1: your kids out here that each one of your kids

1230
01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:30,360
Speaker 1: got their own electric Bentley in the garage, plugged up

1231
01:21:30,439 --> 01:21:33,400
Speaker 1: with our cars. You know what I'm saying. They got

1232
01:21:33,479 --> 01:21:39,400
Speaker 1: swimming pool, they have Halloween parties, they have Patton Zoos. Now,

1233
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:45,880
Speaker 1: somebody done some cussing to make this money. But now

1234
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:49,160
Speaker 1: when I'm talking at the house, I can't cussom So

1235
01:21:49,439 --> 01:21:52,000
Speaker 1: you need to go ahead. I'm with you. Kids need

1236
01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:54,559
Speaker 1: to hear cussing. You're getting ready for the real one.

1237
01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:59,360
Speaker 1: That's what. That's what's out there for you. Some preps. Preps.

1238
01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:04,200
Speaker 1: Morgan her husband are almost vegan. Carly is a vegan.

1239
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:08,679
Speaker 1: Brandy is a vegan. Y'all don't even need the babies

1240
01:22:09,439 --> 01:22:13,800
Speaker 1: not allowed to have candy. Oh, now they come in

1241
01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:16,639
Speaker 1: my office to see Pap Paul. I got drawer full

1242
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:20,040
Speaker 1: of candies. That's how I keep them, you know, feeling

1243
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:22,800
Speaker 1: a certain kind of way about me. We're glad to

1244
01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:27,640
Speaker 1: see me. Yeah, yeah, let's go to the office. I

1245
01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:30,640
Speaker 1: gave boot to some beef jerky and Carly damn the

1246
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Speaker 1: hair hearted dad. He don't need that. And we'll look

1247
01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:39,240
Speaker 1: at him what he's doing. Don't look at he eating

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01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:44,439
Speaker 1: it right now? Look at him. I mean he was

1249
01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:49,160
Speaker 1: just loving that manning about all that. I got a

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01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:54,320
Speaker 1: I got a job. You don't want the wax all that?

1251
01:22:54,439 --> 01:22:56,640
Speaker 1: Howland when the hair come off the I can't be

1252
01:22:56,720 --> 01:22:59,080
Speaker 1: ready for that. It's worse when you get waxed though.

1253
01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:01,960
Speaker 1: It's ten times. You really got to be hard on

1254
01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:05,719
Speaker 1: the person doing the wax too. They seem to enjoy it. Yeah,

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01:23:06,120 --> 01:23:12,400
Speaker 1: there's pain for them. They seem to enjoy it. Wait,

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01:23:12,439 --> 01:23:20,320
Speaker 1: what is we doing it for? Shave your back? If

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01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,080
Speaker 1: I got here on my back, I don't know it

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01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:27,000
Speaker 1: because I can't see it. Jobs we could never do.

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01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:31,080
Speaker 1: Oh oh, the back end of an animal costume? You know,

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01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:38,040
Speaker 1: the last part the back when you're up under that. Yeah,

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01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:46,680
Speaker 1: I can't do that, just one but you. But I

1262
01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:48,880
Speaker 1: mean you had something to guy that has to do it.

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01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:55,240
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not going to hold my head here.

1264
01:23:56,880 --> 01:24:01,800
Speaker 1: It's for a long time. Kids. Party is over, and

1265
01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:08,919
Speaker 1: then you don't know what's going on. You who determines

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01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:14,680
Speaker 1: who gets the front in the back? Who's ever costume

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01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:19,800
Speaker 1: it is? If it's my front, I'm not doing. What

1268
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:23,360
Speaker 1: do you want the third you'll get back? Do you

1269
01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:27,479
Speaker 1: want the third? Five? You know the job you don't

1270
01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:40,880
Speaker 1: want being the quarterback for the Cleveland Oh yeah, you're

1271
01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:45,200
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Three Nigerian women

1272
01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:48,320
Speaker 1: are about to make history. Guys. No African nation has

1273
01:24:48,439 --> 01:24:50,800
Speaker 1: ever sent a team of men or women to the

1274
01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:54,599
Speaker 1: Winter Olympics to compete in the sport of bob's ledding.

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01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:58,479
Speaker 1: Remember it happened in Jamaica. Yeah, but not but not

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01:24:58,680 --> 01:25:03,200
Speaker 1: African nations. Yes, absolutely in the movie. In the movie

1277
01:25:03,280 --> 01:25:08,160
Speaker 1: Cool Cool, Cool Running, the women who are all former

1278
01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:11,120
Speaker 1: track and field stars, got together when they heard there

1279
01:25:11,400 --> 01:25:14,439
Speaker 1: had never been a bobslet team from Africa and decided

1280
01:25:14,479 --> 01:25:18,640
Speaker 1: to become the first. They started training and created a

1281
01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:21,840
Speaker 1: crowdfunding page to raise money I love that for their

1282
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:24,160
Speaker 1: trip to the Winter Olympics. They're going to be in

1283
01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:27,799
Speaker 1: South Korea. It happened to this February, but when Vista

1284
01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:31,280
Speaker 1: found out about them, the company decided to sponsor them

1285
01:25:31,439 --> 01:25:35,640
Speaker 1: and pay for their journey there from Africa not Nigeria. No,

1286
01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:38,120
Speaker 1: I don't have snow yet, but when we get some

1287
01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:49,360
Speaker 1: make like you have schno like no, and don't have

1288
01:25:49,560 --> 01:26:03,400
Speaker 1: schnooing training without right now laying then take us and

1289
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:09,880
Speaker 1: oh my, but we're don't. Don't ask me about snow again.

1290
01:26:10,360 --> 01:26:16,960
Speaker 1: We'll see when we get You're know it when you

1291
01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:27,759
Speaker 1: see it. Okay, we don't have no coach got an attitude? Coach, coach,

1292
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:33,880
Speaker 1: coach win willis you will never have Okay, Yeah, we

1293
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:37,000
Speaker 1: won't have it. Yeah, coach, coach, how are we gonna

1294
01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:41,320
Speaker 1: get ready for? Tell me going listen now, I'm telling

1295
01:26:41,360 --> 01:26:48,920
Speaker 1: you shut your eyes and pinch no and think no,

1296
01:26:49,439 --> 01:26:57,080
Speaker 1: we've never let it go. There's no snow. Let it coach.

1297
01:26:57,280 --> 01:27:01,280
Speaker 1: What are we gonna use you? It's going to use

1298
01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:04,920
Speaker 1: a truck on or truck going to take the wheels,

1299
01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:10,160
Speaker 1: all right and push it, push it, push it, push it.

1300
01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:21,599
Speaker 1: Really don't ask me. We don't have snow. Okay, stop, Okay,

1301
01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:25,760
Speaker 1: we're under start. But remember what said with me? Now

1302
01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:39,400
Speaker 1: we does snow? May I continue? Please the God? Like

1303
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:43,719
Speaker 1: I said, Visa found out about them, and Visa decided

1304
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:47,200
Speaker 1: to sponsor them and pay for their journeys. Everyone, we

1305
01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:50,519
Speaker 1: get in some snow and boxes, Desson and snow Alder

1306
01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:54,559
Speaker 1: in bopsis going to be dropped from the air box

1307
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:58,160
Speaker 1: of snow. Don't take the snow out, spread it around.

1308
01:27:58,760 --> 01:28:07,240
Speaker 1: But until then, but the women admitted that they didn't

1309
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:10,400
Speaker 1: know anything about what's letting until they saw the movie.

1310
01:28:10,479 --> 01:28:13,040
Speaker 1: We just talked about cool runnings, about the Jamaican bob

1311
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:15,800
Speaker 1: s led team. So, um, do you guys even watch

1312
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:24,400
Speaker 1: Winter Olympics? Because I experience what's the sport? Is it curly?

1313
01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:30,360
Speaker 1: You're not gonna see no black people a man. Let

1314
01:28:30,439 --> 01:28:32,639
Speaker 1: me tell you something. I've actually on my show. I've

1315
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:38,240
Speaker 1: actually tried curly. Oh it ain't easy man. All right,

1316
01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:41,360
Speaker 1: Coming up next, we'll tell you about the college students

1317
01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:48,840
Speaker 1: in Kentucky before trying to cheat mission impossible style. You're

1318
01:28:48,880 --> 01:28:52,839
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Uh, some students

1319
01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:55,960
Speaker 1: at the University of Kentucky. Guys tried to steal an

1320
01:28:56,000 --> 01:29:01,160
Speaker 1: exam for their statistics class. Okay, uh. They tried to

1321
01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:04,280
Speaker 1: steal it from the instructor's office. They wanted to drop

1322
01:29:04,400 --> 01:29:07,120
Speaker 1: down into the office from the ceiling. You know, allah

1323
01:29:07,240 --> 01:29:12,120
Speaker 1: Tom cruise mission if mission impossible. Yeah uh uh. They

1324
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:15,720
Speaker 1: literally climbed through the building air ducks, uh, to the

1325
01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:19,280
Speaker 1: ceiling above the office and dropped down into the room.

1326
01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:24,280
Speaker 1: But unfortunately for the students, the professor was working late

1327
01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:27,799
Speaker 1: that night. He was in there and he had stepped

1328
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:30,960
Speaker 1: out to to, you know, just get a snack midnight snack.

1329
01:29:31,479 --> 01:29:35,479
Speaker 1: When he returned, he caught the students dead in the act,

1330
01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:39,760
Speaker 1: red handed. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. They were

1331
01:29:39,880 --> 01:29:43,160
Speaker 1: charged with third degree burglary and will be investigated by

1332
01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:47,559
Speaker 1: the school's Office of Student Conduct. You crazy, yeah, they

1333
01:29:48,040 --> 01:29:53,160
Speaker 1: no lookout person. Yeah, it was dumb and nobody go

1334
01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:58,640
Speaker 1: into the building the front weight and created distraction. Just

1335
01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:01,920
Speaker 1: walked by his officers, see if he is there, Well

1336
01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:05,000
Speaker 1: he wasn't. He went to get some yeah see, but

1337
01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:08,840
Speaker 1: not getting the argument down that week, we don't he

1338
01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:12,080
Speaker 1: knocked the food. What's up while you boy in there?

1339
01:30:12,160 --> 01:30:16,280
Speaker 1: And he get the dog on test then may test

1340
01:30:16,360 --> 01:30:20,200
Speaker 1: out and got hey, hey you're a different person now yeah,

1341
01:30:20,439 --> 01:30:32,160
Speaker 1: that's why the statue of limitation is gone testing. Yeah, okay, sotes,

1342
01:30:32,240 --> 01:30:39,120
Speaker 1: please report to the office. Got caught. Yeah, but I

1343
01:30:39,200 --> 01:30:41,280
Speaker 1: mean they planned it out so well, we're gonna drop

1344
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:43,760
Speaker 1: down in the ceiling and from the ceiling and all

1345
01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:45,599
Speaker 1: of that. Don't you go around and see if he's

1346
01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:51,040
Speaker 1: there before you see? That's like this teacher accused me

1347
01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:54,760
Speaker 1: of plagiarism one time, really because my paper was just

1348
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:59,120
Speaker 1: like somebody paper the year before that, word for word.

1349
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:02,280
Speaker 1: I'm looking at this like she said, you're gonna fail

1350
01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:08,320
Speaker 1: for plagiarism. I don't fail if I take it. If

1351
01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:12,280
Speaker 1: I take the test, I write the paper, I'm gonna fail.

1352
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:14,920
Speaker 1: What difference it make to me? I had a shot.

1353
01:31:15,680 --> 01:31:18,880
Speaker 1: This was a I turn in. You were Ivana Trump

1354
01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:24,200
Speaker 1: before Evanna Trump. So first, Lady Michelle, it worked for

1355
01:31:24,439 --> 01:31:30,400
Speaker 1: her at A Chinese dude had got an a in economics.

1356
01:31:32,960 --> 01:31:35,519
Speaker 1: That's a why do you do word for word though

1357
01:31:35,560 --> 01:31:38,320
Speaker 1: you're supposed to like break it up and break it up?

1358
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:43,479
Speaker 1: I didn't know what he was talking about. What you're

1359
01:31:43,479 --> 01:31:46,120
Speaker 1: gonna break up? I'm gonna change your words and I

1360
01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:48,320
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. Why would I change

1361
01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:53,640
Speaker 1: your a talking about? And you're gonna get an F

1362
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:57,280
Speaker 1: for plagiarism. I'm don't get it if I take this test,

1363
01:31:58,920 --> 01:32:03,519
Speaker 1: so work with you took your chances. That's that's all

1364
01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:06,200
Speaker 1: I saw that. I didn't see it. I didn't understand.

1365
01:32:06,240 --> 01:32:11,120
Speaker 1: I walked. I had dignity. I tried. Yeah, you tried something. Lady,

1366
01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:13,439
Speaker 1: come telling me stuff from now and put forth your

1367
01:32:13,479 --> 01:32:22,040
Speaker 1: best effort that I'm doing something I know how to do.

1368
01:32:28,280 --> 01:32:33,479
Speaker 1: Oh man, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show and

1369
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:35,760
Speaker 1: we got with just one more thing, our last break

1370
01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:39,880
Speaker 1: of the day. Guys. Uh Steven, Tommy, how's your golf

1371
01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:45,920
Speaker 1: game going? Just as really played? Yeah, just before Tiger

1372
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:53,080
Speaker 1: Woods is back on. Man, Please just give me Tiger

1373
01:32:53,280 --> 01:32:56,360
Speaker 1: just for me, Man, just give me, give me, give

1374
01:32:56,400 --> 01:33:00,519
Speaker 1: me just two good seasons of great run. Yeah, win

1375
01:33:00,640 --> 01:33:04,439
Speaker 1: three tournaments. Yeah, that's hard to do. How many jackets

1376
01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:09,680
Speaker 1: need one more. He needs one more to tie or win. Right, No,

1377
01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:15,920
Speaker 1: he needs he needs record. You gotta win some more major.

1378
01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:19,000
Speaker 1: It's the major. So Steve, if you could wake up

1379
01:33:19,080 --> 01:33:21,639
Speaker 1: and a certain part of your golf game has improved,

1380
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:25,240
Speaker 1: just one part, just one part, you wake up, you

1381
01:33:25,320 --> 01:33:29,479
Speaker 1: know what has improved? My driving? Yes, you could get

1382
01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:31,720
Speaker 1: that thing off that tea box. Man, if I could

1383
01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:35,920
Speaker 1: just get that thing to go about to six and

1384
01:33:36,120 --> 01:33:41,720
Speaker 1: who I can find? I can say that you ain't

1385
01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:48,880
Speaker 1: gonna find Tommy. Tommy has an incredible hand speed. But

1386
01:33:49,080 --> 01:33:52,160
Speaker 1: it's man, I just can't. I can't. Man, I've been trying,

1387
01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:58,760
Speaker 1: Like y'all don't know what you're missing out there. Man,

1388
01:33:59,479 --> 01:34:02,839
Speaker 1: if you know the game, you know it's an enjoyable sport.

1389
01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:07,200
Speaker 1: I'm not a good golf shot. I'm not a good

1390
01:34:07,280 --> 01:34:11,240
Speaker 1: golfer by a long shot. But I can grind myself around.

1391
01:34:11,320 --> 01:34:12,880
Speaker 1: You know, I played with the same dudes. You know

1392
01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:14,960
Speaker 1: we played. You know, we out there having fun. So

1393
01:34:15,040 --> 01:34:17,920
Speaker 1: we get a mulligan on each side. The mulligan means

1394
01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:20,760
Speaker 1: a dude over, So we get one dude over on

1395
01:34:20,880 --> 01:34:22,960
Speaker 1: the front nine, one dude over on the back nine.

1396
01:34:23,040 --> 01:34:26,720
Speaker 1: That's how we I'd like a mulligan right here, ask

1397
01:34:26,760 --> 01:34:37,760
Speaker 1: you guys a different question. I'm really proud. But check

1398
01:34:37,880 --> 01:34:40,599
Speaker 1: check this out, guys. President Trump could be on track

1399
01:34:40,680 --> 01:34:43,160
Speaker 1: to spend as much as triple the time former President

1400
01:34:43,240 --> 01:34:45,880
Speaker 1: Barack Obama did on the golf course in his first

1401
01:34:45,960 --> 01:34:50,160
Speaker 1: year in office. Okay, and it's very first year. A

1402
01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:52,639
Speaker 1: couple of things. While he's doing that, he's making deals

1403
01:34:52,720 --> 01:34:55,400
Speaker 1: at his his place. That's where the deals are mad

1404
01:34:55,439 --> 01:34:57,599
Speaker 1: and it doesn't have the security of the White House,

1405
01:34:57,880 --> 01:35:00,200
Speaker 1: and we don't know who's getting checked in there, so

1406
01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:04,679
Speaker 1: you can slip people in and on it. That's why dost. Yeah,

1407
01:35:04,680 --> 01:35:08,320
Speaker 1: it's the methodist. The reason why Jay knows because he's

1408
01:35:08,320 --> 01:35:11,800
Speaker 1: done that a few times. But they go down in

1409
01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:18,599
Speaker 1: tweeties living in the low security. But Steve, you were saying, though,

1410
01:35:18,720 --> 01:35:25,680
Speaker 1: back to your story. What's story you know about? You

1411
01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:28,240
Speaker 1: get the muneket and everything. Well, that's all you do.

1412
01:35:28,479 --> 01:35:30,519
Speaker 1: You know, play with the same guys, so there's no pressure,

1413
01:35:30,560 --> 01:35:32,599
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. We ain't out there. Look,

1414
01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:35,000
Speaker 1: we're not out there trying to change the world. I

1415
01:35:35,080 --> 01:35:38,360
Speaker 1: don't care if I have a rated handicap nationally, that

1416
01:35:38,439 --> 01:35:40,240
Speaker 1: don't mean nothing to me. I'm just out there to

1417
01:35:40,320 --> 01:35:42,800
Speaker 1: have a good time again, go home? Is it still

1418
01:35:42,960 --> 01:35:48,000
Speaker 1: fun though? Playing golf, Man, it's fun. It's it's relaxing.

1419
01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:50,280
Speaker 1: It's one of the few places I can go with

1420
01:35:50,439 --> 01:35:53,559
Speaker 1: no harassment. I played with four guys. You don't see

1421
01:35:53,600 --> 01:35:55,519
Speaker 1: nobody else out there. It's full and a half hours.

1422
01:35:55,560 --> 01:35:58,680
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody in yall side. But golf courses are some

1423
01:35:58,760 --> 01:36:03,920
Speaker 1: of the most scenic laces. Beautiful. You should just get

1424
01:36:03,960 --> 01:36:07,800
Speaker 1: a golf court card and follow your friends around on

1425
01:36:07,880 --> 01:36:10,680
Speaker 1: the golf cart, get a cigar and just following. We've

1426
01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:13,920
Speaker 1: done that before and that is fun. We played in

1427
01:36:14,000 --> 01:36:17,120
Speaker 1: the Caymans. They found out Steve was out there. Wow,

1428
01:36:17,640 --> 01:36:21,280
Speaker 1: it was crazy coming up out their houses. Man, Mr Harvey,

1429
01:36:22,040 --> 01:36:25,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was fun. Remember man, word do get

1430
01:36:25,920 --> 01:36:28,280
Speaker 1: around real quick, gets out. We'll see if you're kind

1431
01:36:28,280 --> 01:36:40,960
Speaker 1: of famous, you went past kind of of your celebrity.

1432
01:36:41,160 --> 01:36:44,280
Speaker 1: You're a star, okay. The mac rib is kind of famous. Okay,

1433
01:36:44,360 --> 01:36:50,559
Speaker 1: you're famous in Paris for Thanksgiving? Oh yeah, a beautiful

1434
01:36:50,600 --> 01:36:53,400
Speaker 1: time with my family, but man, they don't do Thanksgiving

1435
01:36:53,479 --> 01:36:56,960
Speaker 1: over there. The turkey was excellent and the guy actually

1436
01:36:57,040 --> 01:37:00,360
Speaker 1: taught me a new way to carve a turkey. I've

1437
01:37:00,479 --> 01:37:03,080
Speaker 1: never seen it done this way. They take the turkey out.

1438
01:37:03,800 --> 01:37:07,120
Speaker 1: The chef comes out and he cuts the turkey right

1439
01:37:07,320 --> 01:37:11,439
Speaker 1: down the middle and takes the entire breast off the turkey.

1440
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:15,760
Speaker 1: He just goes down the center of the bone and

1441
01:37:15,840 --> 01:37:18,040
Speaker 1: then he comes back for the end of the leg

1442
01:37:18,240 --> 01:37:19,880
Speaker 1: is at and cuts it all the way down to

1443
01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:24,719
Speaker 1: the to the trade. Takes the whole slab of breast off, skin, everything,

1444
01:37:25,080 --> 01:37:26,720
Speaker 1: and lays it on the trade. Then he goes and

1445
01:37:26,800 --> 01:37:29,200
Speaker 1: cuts the other half of the breast out. Because you know,

1446
01:37:29,280 --> 01:37:32,240
Speaker 1: if you follow that little center bone down the middle

1447
01:37:32,240 --> 01:37:34,760
Speaker 1: of the turkey and then comes from the leg over,

1448
01:37:34,880 --> 01:37:36,840
Speaker 1: you just cut the and now you got the two

1449
01:37:36,880 --> 01:37:40,320
Speaker 1: pieces of breast just laying, you know, glaze side up.

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Speaker 1: And then when somebody want a piece of turkey, they

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Speaker 1: slice off the breast that's already cut, instead of somebody

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Speaker 1: destroying your turkey trying to carve it. That's why your

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Speaker 1: turkey looked like trash. Look like they didn't get you know.

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Speaker 1: Marjorie set the menu up for the show off, right man,

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Speaker 1: This dude came out here we go with this this

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Speaker 1: roasted corn, and then he had some bread. And the

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Speaker 1: dude said, we have your corn bread. I looked at this, dude.

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Speaker 1: It was corn on the car and some bread. Marge

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Speaker 1: told to make us some corn bread. He made some

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Speaker 1: corn and brought out some damn bread. The stuffing, the

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Speaker 1: stuffing was just inside the chicken. And it was all meat,

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Speaker 1: no breading, no sage. No, it was all meat. Look

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Speaker 1: chunks and carrot, just all meat. Oh man, I said, okay, dude,

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Speaker 1: corn bread. It was really really nice that it was

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Speaker 1: a beautiful setup. It was gorgeous. All right, we got

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