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Speaker 1: Imagine texting on Venus, streaming TV shows on Mars.

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Speaker 2: It may not be as far away as you think.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't sound very fun, Jeff, to be by myself

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Speaker 3: on another planet.

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Speaker 1: Well sorry, bro, because NASA and Nokia have just partnered

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Speaker 1: up to start building a working cellular network on the Moon. Ah,

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Speaker 1: so lunar visitors who take a trip or decide to

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Speaker 1: live up there can text and video chat between planets.

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Speaker 3: Dude, you know the first thing they're sending is not

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Speaker 3: appropriate for work.

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Speaker 2: I just have an I know you're hoping for that.

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Speaker 3: I mean, can you imagine just being up there all

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Speaker 3: by yourself?

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Speaker 2: Just imagine what it looks like in zero G. Wow,

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Speaker 2: that would be hard.

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Speaker 1: It's not even like a future. Maybe this is going

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Speaker 1: to happen somedays. Of thing, it's right now. It's a

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Speaker 1: SpaceX rocket is due to launch this year carrying a

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Speaker 1: simple four G network to the Moon, and the lander's

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Speaker 1: gonna install it at the Moon's south pole, so astronauts

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Speaker 1: can stream stranger things from.

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Speaker 2: Two hundred and thirty eight thousand miles away.

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Speaker 4: Is it gonna be like Earth?

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Speaker 3: Do?

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Speaker 4: Like when it rains a bunch and all of a

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Speaker 4: sudden it's all spotty, Like.

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Speaker 3: Can someone get out there the dish?

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me with this? I live fifteen minutes

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Speaker 2: away from this studio. I can barely get one bar

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Speaker 2: of cell service.

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Speaker 4: At my house.

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Speaker 1: I am standing on the roof with the tinfoil hat

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Speaker 1: on and I can't send a text. And now you're

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Speaker 1: telling me there's gonna be high speed four G on

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Speaker 1: the fricking Moon.

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Speaker 4: That's the priority. Great.

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Speaker 3: I do feel like Jeff would be the one on

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Speaker 3: the show that would actually enjoy living on the moon.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean, Like, finally.

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Speaker 3: As remote as I wanted it.

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Speaker 2: To be, Mom can't call me up here. At least

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Speaker 2: she used to be able to. No, this is great.

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Speaker 1: Let's dump forty billion dollars into this so they can

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Speaker 1: set up some sort of like cosmic calling center and

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Speaker 1: scam old people from the surface of Mars.

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Speaker 3: I have feeling they have warranty issues on the Moon

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Speaker 3: as well, you know, if.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to look at the positives though here, the

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Speaker 1: one good thing that comes out of this is at

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Speaker 1: least now the astronauts can finally live stream the shock

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Speaker 1: collar question of the day while they're collecting moon rocks,

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Speaker 1: I will watch give them something fun to listen to.

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Speaker 1: Digital Jake, let's do some trivia for Lunar Larry up there.

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Speaker 5: In nineteen sixty four, Martha and the Bendettas sang a

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Speaker 5: song called Dancing in the Street, which a new study

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Speaker 5: found is actually one of the top three worst places

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Speaker 5: to dance.

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Speaker 4: Oh, but it does show how much people love to

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Speaker 4: do it.

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Speaker 2: That's yeah.

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Speaker 5: So whether you're hitting the one two step, cranking it

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Speaker 5: like soldier boy, or dropping it down and getting your

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Speaker 5: ego on.

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Speaker 4: Girl, that's what it sounds like every time I do it.

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Speaker 5: Dance comes in many different styles and forms all over

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Speaker 5: the globe. So to celebrate this hip shaking, roof raising holiday,

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Speaker 5: we're gonna do a special. Is this a real dance

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Speaker 5: or did we make it up? Addition plenty of twenty

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Speaker 5: interesting I'll give you each name of a dance style

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Speaker 5: from somewhere in the world, and you have to tell

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Speaker 5: me if it's real or made up. Let's start with

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Speaker 5: the woman who dances like an undercooked piece of spaghetti

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Speaker 5: hitting a kitchen wall.

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Speaker 4: Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Your dance is the Indonesian monkey dance, where large groups

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Speaker 5: of men chant together like monkeys while swaying and shaking

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Speaker 5: their arms over their heads. Is that a real dance

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Speaker 5: or did I.

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Speaker 4: Make that up? I feel like it's what my husband does.

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Speaker 5: No lying. Yeah, I don't think monkeys in Indonesia though,

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Speaker 5: are like sacred, So then would this be supporting them or.

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Speaker 3: Them? Yeah, if you were doing the dance, it would

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Speaker 3: probably be mad.

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Speaker 1: He's in the Jungle Book mogally does it with all

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Speaker 1: the dances with all the monkeys together? Does he?

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Speaker 4: I mean, if does, it must be true. Jake Alexis says,

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Speaker 4: that's a real dance. That is.

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Speaker 3: Dance.

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Speaker 4: Alexis moves on to the next round. We're over to Brook. Okay, Brook.

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Speaker 5: Your dance is the Himalayan hopscotch, where dancers in the

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Speaker 5: Paul do synchronize jumps from square to square in intricate

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Speaker 5: patterns to celebrate the joy of mountain climbing. Is that

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Speaker 5: a real dance or did I make that up?

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Speaker 3: I mean, it would be amazing if that was actually

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Speaker 3: the like origins of hopscotch. But I just don't think

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Speaker 3: we're pulling it from there.

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Speaker 4: I think that it's fake.

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Speaker 3: I think you made it up.

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Speaker 4: Brook says, that's a made up dance. That is a

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Speaker 4: made up dance.

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Speaker 5: Two for two so far, Jose, It's your turn, Your

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Speaker 5: movem and is called the Dublin Dodger. It's a lively

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Speaker 5: Irish jig performed at street festivals where dancers weave in

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Speaker 5: and out around each other while they hold full pints

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Speaker 5: of beer.

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Speaker 4: Dance or did I make that up?

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Speaker 3: Beer everywhere?

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Speaker 4: That's so cool?

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Speaker 2: Was irish? It's got a catchy name, the Dublin Dodger,

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Speaker 2: and it just makes too much sense.

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Speaker 4: Makes me think Jake made it up. It's a stereotype. No, Jake,

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Speaker 4: it's fake. Jose said, that's made up. That is Jeffrey,

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Speaker 4: it's your turn, Your dance. The South African gum.

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Speaker 5: Boot, where performers wear giant rubber boots and use them

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Speaker 5: to create rhythmic sounds by stomping, clicking, and slapping them

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Speaker 5: to the beat.

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Speaker 4: Is a real dance or did I make that up? Cool?

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Speaker 1: Sounds exactly like the musical Stomp, Jake. I feel like

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Speaker 1: you just ripped it right from Broadway.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that's fake.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey says, that's a up dance.

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Speaker 5: That is is a real dance. I actually saw Stomp

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Speaker 5: as a young child fell asleep in the crowd.

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Speaker 4: There. All right, let's go over to Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Alexis, your dance is called the Parisian Pigeon Dance. It's

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Speaker 5: a French dance from the Middle Ages where participants flutter

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Speaker 5: and peck in stylized movements while making cooling noises to

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Speaker 5: honor the local pigeons that dominate the city squares.

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Speaker 4: Is that a real dance or did I make that up?

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Speaker 2: I hate I hate pigeons, and this is terrifying that.

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Speaker 4: They give people doing this.

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Speaker 2: But the French people might love pigeons they.

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Speaker 1: Fancy out there.

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Speaker 4: It's called squabberers. Yeah, I don't think they're doing it.

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Speaker 4: I think it's fake. Jake Alexis says that's fake. That

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Speaker 4: is fake dance. Alexis two for two dancing Queen.

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Speaker 5: Brook Turkish Sufi whirling. It's a ceremonial dance where you

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Speaker 5: spin around in circles until you reach a state a

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Speaker 5: pure spiritual ecstasy. Is that a real dance or did

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Speaker 5: I make that up?

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Speaker 3: I always joke that this is the first time you

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Speaker 3: ever feel inebriated as a child.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean? Like, the first time

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Speaker 4: you feel like.

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Speaker 5: Brooke said, real, That is a real dance. Now, Jose,

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Speaker 5: your dance the Cairo Camel line. It's an Egyptian inspired

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Speaker 5: dance where participants mimic the slow walk of a camel

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Speaker 5: while forming a conga line that sways.

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Speaker 4: To desert rhythms. Is that a real dance or a

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Speaker 4: made up dance?

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Speaker 5: Camel, It's too funny.

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Speaker 2: There'd be a million people laughing, rocking across the desert.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say it's fake. Jose said, that's made up.

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Speaker 4: That is Jeffrey the only person to get one wrong. Jose,

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Speaker 4: You've won today's edition of of twenty dancing.

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Speaker 2: All right, calm down.

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Speaker 1: You gotta choose who's gonna sing the song while they

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Speaker 1: get shocked, and they're gonna be singing I want to

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Speaker 1: dance with somebody by Whitney Houston. You gotta sing this, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I want to dance with somebody.

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Speaker 4: I want to feel the.

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Speaker 1: Stuff Done for the day. That's your shock collar question

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Speaker 1: of the day. We're gonna do your phone chap in

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Speaker 1: just a few minutes.

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,