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Speaker 2: But the you know, they have the all the mazes

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Speaker 4: So what, Brian Safi did you do Halloween? Harn Safi

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Speaker 4: Welcome to the show, Brian, you do throwing shade. You're

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Speaker 1: Kelly, Yeah, it's like I mean, it's like working with

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Speaker 3: Yeah, enough of this.

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Speaker 3: It's over. We're done. We aren't gonna do it anymore.

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Speaker 1: We're officially and we've been trying to give them a

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Speaker 4: And we hate we hate destroying big institutions because only

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Speaker 1: Part of the fabric of America. And it's never my

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Speaker 3: I hated doing it with Church.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I brought that down.

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Speaker 2: That hurts my heart. That hurt my heart to do that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: We all were watching The Leftovers everyone, and then I

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Speaker 2: No, Sam, I honestly think you know, Sam can do

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Speaker 2: then we say, Sam, maybe just like like take two

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Speaker 3: What what wording do you want me to.

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Speaker 1: So it's like, so I was talking about how I

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Speaker 2: And it's like a just like a goodbye, see you

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Speaker 1: He's had two examples of things, and then I just

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Speaker 1: Yes, but it put me in a spot where I

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Speaker 2: What if you said left novers, no, take your time,

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Speaker 3: So we're doing a new football Brian.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's finally times. That's what we've decided to do

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Speaker 3: Was it still football?

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Speaker 2: The actual ball. We still call it that name. The

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Speaker 3: People hate this ball. Why is the call football? It's

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Speaker 3: thank you that I hadn't even thought of it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's I mean funny because when I Brian, you

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Speaker 3: You're into this. We're bringing you in.

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Speaker 2: I was just gonna make you watch us while we

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Speaker 3: But I actually think Brian to contribute to this.

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Speaker 1: Well, I have a lot of thoughts and I'm starting

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Speaker 3: I know a lot about it.

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Speaker 1: These other Earwolf people were all going like, you gotta

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Speaker 3: When I go to Europe, and which is every weekend.

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Speaker 1: Love Europe.

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Speaker 4: I love the I love Europeans. You know, I love

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Speaker 4: every single one of them. There's the middle of Europe. Yes,

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Speaker 4: that's what here. I would never go to the middle,

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Speaker 4: I ignore the coasts. But they laugh too at the

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Speaker 4: And I've done powerpoints, I've done different presentations of a

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Speaker 4: thought of now taking the foot out of it. You're

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Speaker 4: really smart about this stuff. I am very smart. Wow,

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Speaker 4: I'm very very smart. And I would I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I feel like fuck handball.

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Speaker 1: Yeah hall it that. I love that you're so smart,

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Speaker 1: and that you're so smart, and you're like, fucking didn't

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Speaker 1: go to Harvard, I guess, and all my rich cronies

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I guess that's the opposite of not going

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I went to Harvard and all my

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Speaker 2: And I did Second City, which is a kind of

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, Second City.

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Speaker 3: So wait, you're a comedian.

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Speaker 1: I think Second City is bullshit because they pay.

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Speaker 3: That before.

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Speaker 4: We are working. Really, is that a real thing we

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the models of some of these other places that

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Speaker 3: You know what, I believe me.

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Speaker 4: I learned that when I ran uh Jeordan Ash, I

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Speaker 1: Is there any history of that unpaid labor? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: So we yes, we are learning about this over it's

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Speaker 2: because this is my idea for that for our NFL,

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Speaker 2: which we should come up with a name for it,

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Speaker 1: Call it buck handball? Yeah, or that's that's pinned at

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Speaker 1: the top. So do we want to call it something?

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Speaker 1: Second City could be cool? Do we want to call

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Speaker 1: it something? And then do we want to not pay

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Speaker 1: these guys because these rich cry babies with all their

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Speaker 2: Well, I think one of the teams could be that

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Speaker 2: all the teams have to have a city. So what

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Speaker 2: of the teams should be the second city short formers?

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Speaker 2: Oh that's great, they do short form.

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Speaker 4: And then you could cut the halftime show, because I

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Speaker 1: Would love to see, you know what I mean? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Can I talk about the NFL and how barbaric it is?

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Speaker 1: And can we say for a second that in our

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Speaker 1: it seems like I'm going to tackle you, you just say hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm tackled.

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Speaker 4: Yes, or you just stop right in front of that person,

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Speaker 4: so you run at full speed and then when you're

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Speaker 4: about to stacking me, just halt yes.

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Speaker 3: And then that person falls to the ground on their own.

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Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, And you announce yourself as you're coming.

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Speaker 2: You're like, not just trying to sneak up. Is there

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Speaker 2: a TV version of this? You guys ever played TV tagle?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Hell?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You know could be fun? Hell yes, because that sort

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Speaker 1: of weaves in some other stuff that people like, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Brady and a skill for players could be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: the freaking smurfs, you know, and then you can't tackle them.

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Speaker 1: Is there a TV tag version of the NFL?

441
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Speaker 3: And I think all this like running up on guys.

442
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,479
Speaker 2: I think there should be at least one guy who

443
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 2: gets to just run around wherever he wants with the

444
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:52,400
Speaker 2: ball and no one is trying to surprise him running

445
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,000
Speaker 2: the whole And honestly, I think it's this is my

446
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,920
Speaker 2: idea for this whole week, and it's my team. I

447
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,680
Speaker 2: own the team, so it should probably be me. Oh yeah,

448
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,280
Speaker 2: it's solely fair, you know. I think it should be

449
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 2: Conk Kaepernick. Okay, yeah, that would be okay. So that

450
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 2: would be a good way to advertise our league that

451
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 2: we are hiring him, but but do something separate, to

452
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 2: do something else, and we'll be punishing him sometimes as

453
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 2: well to make everyone happy.

454
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:20,320
Speaker 3: We are.

455
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,959
Speaker 2: We are giving him a job, but we're for him

456
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 2: to run all the time. Yes, we have to run

457
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 2: all the time. To run all the time, he's really tired,

458
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 2: he's not part of the game, and he's in trouble, yes,

459
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,360
Speaker 2: And we're yelling at him and mad at him for

460
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,359
Speaker 2: the stuff. Yeah, that's a good solution that will get

461
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:39,480
Speaker 2: everyone from the NFL over to our side because we're

462
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 2: paying him, but and also giving him punishment.

463
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:46,400
Speaker 4: It does, it's giving everyone. It's satisfying all parties, which

464
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:46,680
Speaker 4: is big.

465
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,160
Speaker 3: That's what we want with this league is everyone loves it.

466
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, let's solve the easiest problem first,

467
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:57,399
Speaker 1: all this hullabaloo about the national anthem, which kind of

468
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,879
Speaker 1: fucking sucks anyway, it's just possible to say, let's not

469
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 1: worry about like who's standing, who's sitting. Let's just pick

470
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:09,400
Speaker 1: a song that gets everybody on their fucking feet roar

471
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 1: by Katie Pear.

472
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:11,920
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean.

473
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 1: You play that shit, and it's not going to be

474
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 1: a question of who's sitting or who's protesting. It's just

475
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:25,239
Speaker 1: gonna be like fucking butt bopping around people feeling empowered. Yeah. Oh,

476
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,399
Speaker 1: by the way, Katie might like that, and then maybe

477
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 1: she comes to a game and starts throwing the ball.

478
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 2: If we could think of yeah, actually, if Katie might

479
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 2: like to hear her song every once in a while

480
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 2: instead of the national anthem.

481
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:37,640
Speaker 3: Guy, mm hmm.

482
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 4: People don't think I love you know, And the NFL

483
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,119
Speaker 4: has never thought like would Katie like this? And I

484
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,920
Speaker 4: think that that is a distinctive, you know what I mean?

485
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 4: Because she is empowering and she takes shit from I

486
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 4: hate saying that word. She takes it from no one. Yeah, yeah,

487
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 4: do you know what I mean?

488
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: No? And I actually have asked her how many fucks

489
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: she gives? Yeah, yeah, and it's low. She looked at

490
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 1: she looked at her pockets. She did this like very

491
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: dramatic thing. Did she cut her hair while she was

492
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,879
Speaker 1: staring at you? Was saying she has no showing that

493
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,959
Speaker 1: she gives it. She was looking in her hair for fucks.

494
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,719
Speaker 1: She was like cutting her hair to see if there

495
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 1: were any fucks in there and she found none.

496
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what she said.

497
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, she also empowers young women and I but I

498
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,360
Speaker 4: don't know that there should be any in the league.

499
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 4: I'm not sure do we want to mixed? So this

500
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 4: is another good question. We do want everyone to like

501
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 4: this and be happy with us, so we.

502
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,440
Speaker 3: Should put women in the way. So maybe we should.

503
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 1: Put women in the league. But you can't tell which

504
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:36,239
Speaker 1: ones they are. Yeah, if everyone has to wear like

505
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 1: you know.

506
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 3: You guys are good with this.

507
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, you and Aaron like you are like good at

508
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 2: like helping us and maybe not get in trouble.

509
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, which we have been not doing great yet.

510
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,239
Speaker 4: Okay, well the first thing you need to do is

511
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:53,200
Speaker 4: ignore that I brought it up. Oh so maybe I

512
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 4: shouldn't have, but so we gotta do something about that.

513
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, so.

514
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: I would say, face it, there's women.

515
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, they got more than fifty percent of the pot,

516
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 4: and we want this league to embrace that.

517
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:05,480
Speaker 3: Embrace that fact.

518
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 4: Well, Katy Perry's make up numbers, you know, like right,

519
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 4: I think Katy Perry is a good start.

520
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 3: Everyone likes her. That's good.

521
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 5: And I think, sorry really quickly just seeing that, like

522
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:16,880
Speaker 5: you just interrupted me and.

523
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,360
Speaker 1: Like shut up. So like your show, people actually get

524
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: their news from our show a little bit, so we can't.

525
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 1: We're not as free to just make up a number

526
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 1: as you are. Say. Yeah, people are coming here to

527
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 1: get their news. I see, and this is big news

528
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: about a big new league. A lot of people are

529
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 1: going to be sharing this, clicking this.

530
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 3: We hope.

531
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 1: We don't want to yes, so we don't want to

532
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 1: fake number here. What we want is just the truth.

533
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 1: And so now you can stop shut it. I'm gonna

534
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,199
Speaker 1: be quiet and no, stop stopping, and then you can

535
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,679
Speaker 1: say what you want to say, but just do it

536
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 1: keeping in mind. Oh, let's follow the rules a little.

537
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 3: Okay, So does that part air the part you just

538
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 3: said to.

539
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 1: Me that's the most important. Oh yeah, that's it. And

540
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 1: that's the tease.

541
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 4: And we'll put a little musical track under it, like

542
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 4: kind of threatening music. All right, So do do do?

543
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,199
Speaker 4: Are we still doing helmets now that we're not tackling

544
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 4: I feel.

545
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 1: Like, yes, I want. But what I was going to

546
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 1: say is it's a genderless league because everyone's dressed like

547
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: a giant robot. What are the specific rim ka Everyone's

548
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 1: dressed as a kaiju. Everyone's a kaiju. Yeah, and at

549
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 1: that point it doesn't matter male female, and then you

550
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 1: would know the term for but whatever else but that

551
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 1: it's just to know who gives a ship.

552
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 2: But all the kaiju should have like like parts.

553
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:39,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, they should be very sexualized. Yeah, but

554
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to match the person. It could be

555
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: a guy dressed in a in a in a kaiju

556
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,359
Speaker 1: who's got like be honest.

557
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 4: Okay, like that that movie huge disappointment to everybody.

558
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: Brian, They're doing another one, Brian, there's a second one.

559
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 3: The numbers bear it out.

560
00:26:54,960 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 4: Is it gonna be called Chappie, Yes, big Chappie. Well

561
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 4: I Chatty come out of the ocean. Are they going

562
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 4: to make another Alien Covenant?

563
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 1: And I'm just throwing this out. This is at the

564
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: end of another Alien. I don't know if this works

565
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 1: in the league or not. Chappie Gilmour, I don't know

566
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 1: what we do with it.

567
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,360
Speaker 2: If it works, that's another something that might be part

568
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 2: of Yeah, we can definitely, that's like a halftime show

569
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 2: at least. Yeah, yeah, baby, get Sandler in there. You know,

570
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 2: I think Katy Perry is doing it. She should probably be.

571
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 2: We know she loves basketball from the video from the

572
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 2: from Oh that's right, yes, and so she should probably

573
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 2: doing funny basketball during the game and everyone else is

574
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 2: playing our game.

575
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 4: She's doing comedy basketball and bringing up and I have

576
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 4: to say, she is so good. Did you ever see

577
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 4: that video where she wears this braces?

578
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 1: Yes?

579
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 2: I wanted ear to do that podcast. She's another She's

580
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 2: Buster Keaton, like another one of these correct times.

581
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 3: I don't know who that is, but she's like Charlie Chaplin.

582
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: Yes, and we her and Nicki Minaj to both be

583
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:58,479
Speaker 1: doing goofy awkward girl teen girl characters. Yes, all of

584
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: a sudden, I'm watching funny basketball almost as much as

585
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 1: I'm watching the fuckball League.

586
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 3: I do want to say, though, like I know that right,

587
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 3: you know? Yes?

588
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: So like that's cool? Is that?

589
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 3: Okay?

590
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: College funboll Brian's.

591
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,400
Speaker 3: Idea, Yeah, yeah, I'll drop.

592
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 4: I'll have my attorney, star outside publicist and my agent

593
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 4: and my manager and great all my different my team,

594
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 4: and they can draw they can draw something out. You

595
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 4: can draw up the papers.

596
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. Who else do your wolf has your publicist? Let's

597
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 1: talk about who your wolf uses a publicist?

598
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 3: I think me Katie, Yeah, Rick, Yeah, I got it.

599
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 3: Who what's the other? Gilbert Godfrey?

600
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 1: Yes? Uh, Matt Lower Okay, I don't think of him

601
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 1: as a near wolf personality, but that's your loss.

602
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 4: Charlie Rose, m hm uh. Dan Quail okay, marilynd Quail.

603
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 2: They should merge their podcast. They refused, Okay, I was

604
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 2: always wondering what the deal was there, Ted Bundy, Bundy

605
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 2: and Kasinski dream team, mark yep, I mean together they

606
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 2: are either one of them can be a little much.

607
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 4: They balance each other out in a nice way. Jeffrey

608
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 4: Toomers still alive. That's a real question.

609
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 3: I don't think.

610
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: I don't think. So let me just say, believe he

611
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: was killed.

612
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 3: He was well you mean, well, he wasn't killed killed.

613
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 1: I think he got killed, he murdered. I think he

614
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:39,479
Speaker 1: got murdered.

615
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,239
Speaker 3: Is that true? I just texted our mutual friend and

616
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 3: said that he's.

617
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: He was killed and believe he got murdered.

618
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's too bad, I.

619
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 2: Mean through his stories. Yeah, you know, what's your legacy?

620
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 2: You die when the last person utters your name. That's

621
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 2: when you really die. So you're keeping him alive? I mean,

622
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 2: you're you're I don't want that responsibility. I feel like

623
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 2: I shouldn't.

624
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: You just did it like you just did it. So

625
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: it's I'm not laying it on you like you fucking

626
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: said his name.

627
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 3: I don't.

628
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 4: I don't like that language and a and I don't

629
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 4: appreciate being called a dommer, a man. I don't appreciate

630
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 4: being called a marman, a dominatrix. Certain So we were

631
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 4: talking about.

632
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: The football game.

633
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 2: Uh, all these guys are running around, We need a

634
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 2: new ball.

635
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 1: Anybody else agree with a ton of what tech Kazinsky

636
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: was saying.

637
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 3: Kevin does come and go.

638
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: Kevin, you just come and leave. We're Kevin. We're doing

639
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: a new football league, so yeah, we might need a

640
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: freaking intern or something. Yes, Ted, Yeah, the Ted Kazinski stuff.

641
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we're we're living in the universe that he

642
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 2: predicted right now with the computer with how.

643
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: The football and computers are doing. Please don't turn my

644
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: volume weight up.

645
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 3: That was so aggressive, nasty kid today, I turned everyone's off.

646
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: What you're being a Greek. He's being a fucking stinker.

647
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 4: And then after what we did for you so on

648
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 4: my show we were big on like anti bullying. So

649
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't like this, Like I agree

650
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 4: that Kevin Kevin asked for it, but I don't like

651
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 4: the bullying.

652
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, And what are the numbers on being called

653
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: a stinker and what that does to you later in life?

654
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 4: It's approximately thirty percent. Uh and yeah end up working

655
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 4: for dial Ivory all the soap company because they rebel

656
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 4: against it so.

657
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 2: Hard about against stinking? Yeah yeah, and it makes you smell,

658
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 2: so it makes you smell good.

659
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: The war on stinking in this country.

660
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 2: So Brian, well maybe when you hear this, yeah, you'll

661
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 2: like you can change your tune about.

662
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: With this ship. Now I's doing something to mine.

663
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 3: I even plugged into that one.

664
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 1: It's what are you doing?

665
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 3: I'm really sorry.

666
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: Just don't touch it. Why do you even need to

667
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: hear yourself.

668
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 3: I'll take mine off.

669
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, and don't and do not put it near.

670
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 3: And you know what, this would be great for the

671
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 3: football league.

672
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 4: I feel like the beginning should just be someone listing

673
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 4: all the rules of the game. Yes, they do this,

674
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 4: do not do this, do this, do not.

675
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 2: Do this, because they never say what's happening and ever

676
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 2: in those games, in the NFL games, they keep breaking

677
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 2: the rules, and it's like, well, maybe if you said

678
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 2: beforehand what we were even supposed to do?

679
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: Exactly, Like, they're getting in trouble all the time on

680
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 1: the field, and I'm not really thrilled with watching people

681
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: get in trouble. And it's also like, what happens when

682
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: you get in trouble is they just go like go

683
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: stand over there and do it again. Yes, that's crazy,

684
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: that's what they say. That's what they said.

685
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 5: They stand a few feet further back, yeah, or whatever.

686
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,959
Speaker 4: It gives them more room to get to run up

687
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 4: and get momentum trouble.

688
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: So to me, it's like, let's give these guys a

689
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: freaking a little whack on the can. Never hurt anybody.

690
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: Let's give them a paddley.

691
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 4: Yes, oh yeah, let's bottle can in this situation, whack

692
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 4: on the can.

693
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: You can your keys to baby, Babe, come on, babe. Yeah,

694
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 1: let's get real. It's your fucking shag baby. It's like, yeah,

695
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: one big paddle. Yeah, there's a huge paddle and everybody

696
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: knows and you can see it. They introduce it like

697
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: it's one of the players.

698
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 4: That's cute and you can put a little face on it. Yeah,

699
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 4: that's cute.

700
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 2: They throw it out of the tunnel of this when

701
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 2: it's supposed to ride out and they make a screaming noise. Yes,

702
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 2: the battle throws it and then and then that should

703
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 2: be the climax of the game. Go ahead, Oh that

704
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 2: you want.

705
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: The game to be introducing the battle or well, the

706
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: climax isn't necessarily the end.

707
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a de neumond of the game.

708
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 2: I think that would be it where that would be

709
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 2: nice if everyone kind of wound down and talked about

710
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 2: what lessons they learned at the end.

711
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 3: Of the game.

712
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: Thank you some part moment.

713
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 2: I want the Classic Network TV setup for this game

714
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 2: where in the fourth act, I want one character to

715
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 2: say they're sorry, and I want another character to say, no,

716
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that I was right, No I was wrong.

717
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 1: You will learn a lesson, and if they learn the

718
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: same lesson in every game, all the better.

719
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 4: Because Manners are dead, and I feel like, what a

720
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 4: great opportunity to revise one of the most brutal games

721
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 4: in the biz and bring something nice to Manners. Yes,

722
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 4: and Wollmanners and so exactly, and so we're being equal.

723
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: Has PC culture gone too far?

724
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 3: Not far enough?

725
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 1: Okay? So I was thinking, did you say culture like

726
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 1: the comics trip? Yeahc PC culture.

727
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 3: That's what I thought you said. I agree, we should

728
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 3: have more of the comic strip BC.

729
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 1: The clams are money. So what I'm thinking about is

730
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: if we're not going to use a football, because we

731
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: all agree that ball is insane and stupid looking, but

732
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: we do want people to call what we use a football,

733
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: do we just make it a free and frisbee? Yes,

734
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, And then you could put

735
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 1: good brands on there.

736
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 2: That's so if you write a brand on the football,

737
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 2: it's spinning too fast to see with a frisbee. You

738
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 2: have an overhead shot. You can always see the logo

739
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 2: on the frisbee. I mean that's spinning too. But sometimes

740
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 2: if you throw a really bad.

741
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 4: Well, you could get like one of those signs spinner signs, yes,

742
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 4: and you could just be a sign so yes, that's

743
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,919
Speaker 4: that's really that's even bigger.

744
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,280
Speaker 1: Than a frisbee.

745
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you don't even have to throw it

746
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 3: except up in the air you catch it.

747
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: And what I'm wondering is do we need players or

748
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: do we just put a bunch of signs on the field.

749
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: And now we're really starting to make some money and

750
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: no one's getting hurt.

751
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 3: So this is a good point. You're a science binner.

752
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 2: You have to pay them, you do, that's the at

753
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 2: least promise that money at some point and then not

754
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 2: give it to them.

755
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 4: And they are a lot, yes, yes, but why just

756
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 4: rest the signs on the ground. The ground's free, that's right,

757
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 4: and you could then you just got what a fucking

758
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 4: give That is a money, mate? You just have money

759
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 4: stating poking looking at the science that's cheering for the

760
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 4: signs and they're like, that's my favorite one.

761
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so cool, and it says corn or something.

762
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 3: It's like, buy a corn.

763
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: Let's get into the cheerleaders. People know, we got to

764
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:45,359
Speaker 1: talk about this. Yeah, we've said they're complicit in what's

765
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 1: going on in the league.

766
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

767
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 1: I think they need to be punished. No, not with

768
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: a big paddle, Brian, I didn't suggest that, but he

769
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:54,839
Speaker 1: didn't lay you.

770
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:58,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were about minority report.

771
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, I'm I'm I look, I'm here. I'm

772
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: a pre cog. You know what I mean. Put me

773
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: in my wet yes, as he crawls out of the goot. Yeah,

774
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: it's maple syrup. Oh god, yeah, I smell like breakfast.

775
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 3: So uh.

776
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: What I want to say as a punishment idea for

777
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,320
Speaker 1: the cheerleaders is maybe they're not allowed in the game

778
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: for one month.

779
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 3: They're grounded.

780
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: They're grounded. They're grounded, and if they have good behavior

781
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 1: and they're nice, uh huh, okay, come back in for

782
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: one week.

783
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,240
Speaker 3: I feel like they're already so punished.

784
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 4: They make five dollars, yes, and invest about one hundred thousands.

785
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 3: Yes, it is too much. Yeah, five's too much. Too much?

786
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, well they can keep the five dollars. Yeah

787
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 1: for standing outside and think about what that would do

788
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: to you psychologically, and they're grounded with pay you think

789
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: about what you've done right, and to watch everyone going

790
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: in and to be able to hear them too going, Oh, well,

791
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 1: the frisbee is on the sign.

792
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, we should still have the frisbee resting

793
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 4: on one of the suns.

794
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: For sure.

795
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 3: You need a ball like some kind of thing.

796
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: It's a game.

797
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 3: It's still a game. Yeah, and they're not allowed to dance.

798
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 4: No, I think that they should also be doing I

799
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,839
Speaker 4: don't know if it's if it's if we're if we're

800
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 4: still thinking about the short form thing.

801
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 1: They could be doing that outside the stadium like they

802
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: should be doing.

803
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, they should be doing. Should have said they should

804
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:38,280
Speaker 3: be doing.

805
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 4: Party quirks, finish and finish the what is it write

806
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,879
Speaker 4: a book? You know that thing where you say a word,

807
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 4: then you say a word, and you say.

808
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 5: When you tell one word story one word story zipsop.

809
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: This has been my just warm up. That's not even

810
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: short form.

811
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,720
Speaker 3: Well then they should be doing I mean cheers.

812
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 2: This has been my cause for a long time is

813
00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:00,080
Speaker 2: let's bring more women into whose line? Whose line is

814
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 2: a sausage fest? Let's get some more women on that it's.

815
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: An old boys club or let's get everybody in some

816
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 1: anatomically correct kaijuiceuits regardless of gender. Thank you, and I'm

817
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: freaking battle it out over a game of you know,

818
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 1: New Choice or Hodown Hotel.

819
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:18,800
Speaker 3: That's great.

820
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brian, you said earlier that you were talking about

821
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 2: us bullying Kevin, and I wonder if you should hear

822
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 2: something that we did that was very nice and was

823
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 2: the opposite of it, and maybe Kevin can talk about it.

824
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 3: I'd love to hear it.

825
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 6: Sure so, probably for the last year, Sean and Hayes

826
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 6: have been calling me a creep because.

827
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 2: Actually what's been happening is you've been coming in here

828
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:42,439
Speaker 2: and doing some very creepy behavior. And I think we'll

829
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 2: save well, I think we'll spare you by not talking

830
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 2: about some of the I don't want to but that

831
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,439
Speaker 2: that that you do.

832
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,879
Speaker 6: Sure so, I take photos, as you know.

833
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 2: So, and I wasn't even gonna say it. I wasn't

834
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 2: even going to say some of this creepy stuff. But

835
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 2: he's coming in here and he's taking creep shots.

836
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 1: He takes dozens of photos with out announcing himself. You

837
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: don't know what angle he's doing. Necessarily maybe one photo

838
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: shows up on the website, but you know what happened

839
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: to all those other photos?

840
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 4: That's not the worst question in the world, Kevin the Gray.

841
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,360
Speaker 3: I will side with them on that. Where did the

842
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 3: unused photos go?

843
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 6: And a folder called unused that gets sent to you

844
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,760
Speaker 6: guys getting ready.

845
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 1: To use them unused for now. It says it's unused

846
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: dot for now.

847
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 3: He's going to use them up.

848
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 1: That's right.

849
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 2: So yeah, so I was going to mention that. But

850
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 2: so now we know some of the stuff.

851
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 4: That we know one thing, yes, yes, okay, so is

852
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:39,760
Speaker 4: there anything else?

853
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:40,879
Speaker 1: Yeah?

854
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:44,240
Speaker 6: So they've been calling me, you know, creep like often

855
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,720
Speaker 6: when I come in like taking creep shots and stuff,

856
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 6: to the point they've called me that so much that

857
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 6: if you google my name, the first thing that came

858
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 6: up was Kevin bartelp creep for I guess quite a while.

859
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 3: This is endemic to the industry.

860
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, Kevin types Yeah, and then finally it's

861
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 1: a new day and we're starting to expose some of

862
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: these guys.

863
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I was. My my words have been

864
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 4: wildly misinterpreted. I meant it is endemic to the system.

865
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:14,760
Speaker 1: Kevin.

866
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 4: If you ever need a way out. Do not call

867
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 4: me because I chock a block, Okay, but I will

868
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 4: be very busy, very busy. I go to Starbucks.

869
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 1: He's got his own career to protect.

870
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 3: Can't run Barnes and Nobles. You don't know each other

871
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 3: that well, No, no, no, no, we've barely.

872
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 4: But I would say, like, there is a way out,

873
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 4: and I'm sure if you google it you can find it.

874
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: But you should, Yes, I should.

875
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 6: So Seawan and Hayes were really nice last week and instead, Yeah, we've.

876
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 1: Been complaining about this ship for like a month.

877
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been very vocal about my dislike for it.

878
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 6: So Sean and Hayes offered the Hollywood Handbook fans to

879
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 6: google Kevin bartelt m m A so that that becomes

880
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 6: the top result and people are too afraid to mess

881
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 6: with me if they see Kevin bartl mm A and

882
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 6: Kevin Bartal creep.

883
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Speaker 1: Creeps still there but it's now third.

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Speaker 4: Well, I will say, and and someone with the with

885
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 4: the signifiers mm A and creep that is the scariest

886
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 4: person of all.

887
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 3: Like that, you don't want to go.

888
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's getting a little more respect. MMA shot to

889
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 1: the top of the list, So that really was effective.

890
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 4: Okay, well then I think we're in a net zero here.

891
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,280
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.

892
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 2: And maybe as part of this league, just to keep

893
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 2: this brand out here a little bit, maybe you are

894
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 2: on the field doings of MMA among the signs.

895
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, in a frigging yeah rear naked choke or something,

896
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: and then you.

897
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Speaker 4: Could be like the chance could be like sign fight

898
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Speaker 4: you know what I mean, like that that sign fight

899
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Speaker 4: time show, and they some of.

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Speaker 2: Them should be changing. Kevin barteld MMA. Just to keep it,

901
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,240
Speaker 2: keep it up. You would have to go to every

902
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:55,919
Speaker 2: single game.

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00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: How many are there?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: Wow? And Kevin is stumbled on a really great question.

906
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Speaker 2: So far we have one team, so to do a

907
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 2: a game, we need it. Yeah, we do need at

908
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 2: least another team. Right now we have the Second City

909
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Speaker 2: short Formers yep.

910
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: And then Kaepernick's not on a team nod. Yeah, the

911
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 1: Lakers taken.

912
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 3: That's a team, right.

913
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Speaker 2: Oh, we should do the Lakers because everyone will the

914
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Speaker 2: people in the seats. Yeah yeah, right, teams.

915
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: But they can't play with each other. No, they're in

916
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: the same division.

917
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the West Coast.

918
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I.

919
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 4: Think of a way we can spell Lakers different l

920
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,280
Speaker 4: A K E. R.

921
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 3: S exclamation point. That's good.

922
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 4: So people be like, oh, this is an even better versus. Yeah, yeah,

923
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Speaker 4: that's actually fun. So we have the Lakers. That's another way.

924
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 4: That's another way to do it an article. Yeah, yes,

925
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 4: the Lakers Los Angeles. The Lakers Los Angeles, the Lakers.

926
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Speaker 3: That's okay.

927
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,760
Speaker 2: The second city short formers Los Angeles is the Lakers

928
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 2: the Leaky Lees the same.

929
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: Because we're in the same sound area. People don't have

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00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: to move their mouth too far to say the two

931
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: team names. That's true, you know, yeah, okay, all the

932
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:39,959
Speaker 1: way around the block.

933
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Speaker 4: And the Leaky Lees. Are they from a city? The

934
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 4: Leaky Les? Yeah, maybe they should be from a planet.

935
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 4: Don't she kind of sound like an alien? Okay, what

936
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 4: planet are you from?

937
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: Like the movie? Maybe I'm leaning Mars.

938
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Speaker 3: That was what I was doing. Okay, great, so the Marskies.

939
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Speaker 1: From Mars.

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Speaker 3: That's good.

941
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: That's good.

942
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Speaker 2: Now, Sam, I know you just I'm not you don't

943
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Speaker 2: have to do it yet, but you do have a

944
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:13,760
Speaker 2: homework assignment.

945
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Speaker 3: Well I just said you don't have to do it.

946
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Speaker 3: Oh okay?

947
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 4: Uh?

948
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Speaker 2: And Kevin, like, you know, we need at least one

949
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Speaker 2: more team. Sure, four teams that each play each other

950
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Speaker 2: a thousand times.

951
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 1: Do you want one from another planet?

952
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 3: No, we just did a planet one.

953
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 6: Okay, how about the the Kansas City good Friends.

954
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Speaker 2: Okay, that's something smart, like from a book, you know,

955
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Speaker 2: like to attract people.

956
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 1: Okay, the Shakespearean that's good soldiers. Hum, how is that good?

957
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 3: Well?

958
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:54,439
Speaker 4: Shakespearean? I agree? Does like bring in it just brings

959
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 4: into educated? Yeah, I don't.

960
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 1: Please don't tell me you, of all people, think shake

961
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: Beer wrote those plays. Oh God, that's.

962
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 3: Right, you know what. This is what I will say.

963
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 1: Please don't tell me that you, of all people, the

964
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Speaker 1: champion of equality, doesn't realize that those plays were written

965
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Speaker 1: by a woman, queen something, and that she had to

966
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Speaker 1: disguise it and say that it was Shakespeare because no

967
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: one would have accepted these great words from the queen

968
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Speaker 1: from the fairer sex listen.

969
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 4: I would be dead without those words. Those words have

970
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Speaker 4: saved me time and time again. So I don't care

971
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 4: who wrote them. Literally I have, I have barely. I

972
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 4: have nearly thrown myself off Peers until those words would

973
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 4: hear more exactly, I've been on Peers Morgan's show, and

974
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 4: I've said I'm jumping off it and then those words.

975
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: Are in the commercial break, and then when we come back,

976
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: you're there and you're calm because your your best friend

977
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:53,359
Speaker 1: was there with you.

978
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 3: That's right.

979
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 2: A little boy in Texas, not in school, but like

980
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 2: at the arcade or something reading shakes. I would always

981
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 2: do that just to like get through the day at

982
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,919
Speaker 2: the arcade. That's why everyone would get so mad because

983
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 2: I would be at Mortal Kombat sitting. I would have

984
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 2: a stack open those volumes right at them because it's

985
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:16,760
Speaker 2: a perfect height for reading. Yes, and those loser kids

986
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 2: behind me would be screaming and yelling, and I would

987
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 2: say twas the night before girl whatever. I would say

988
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 2: that first, and then I would go into to be

989
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 2: or not to be, you know what I mean?

990
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: That's me. Can I tell you something, Brian, you sit

991
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 1: here and tell me about Shakespeare, Wordsworth, freaking Robert Blake.

992
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,879
Speaker 1: I can't learn anything from you that I can't learn

993
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: from a fucking book unless you want to talk about you.

994
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 4: Now, that's interesting, okay, Sam, okay, but you have no

995
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 4: questions for me.

996
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: I don't know.

997
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 3: I mean, we've been talking a long time.

998
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, honestly, it's exhausting and I don't know how Robert

999
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 4: Blake got in that.

1000
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: I'm like cooked, I'm like done. I am like totally

1001
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:11,439
Speaker 1: done today. So now it's this is a good time.

1002
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: I just need to get in a tanning bed and

1003
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 1: just fucking zone out for a couple hours because I

1004
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: am done.

1005
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 2: The assignment was Sean was ending the Leftovers as an institution.

1006
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 2: Looking needed one the smart cool line to say goodbye

1007
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 2: to the leftover With.

1008
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: This amount of distance, I do not know why I do.

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00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 7: You would say, are you the host of Dirty Jobs

1010
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,760
Speaker 7: because I'm about to micro wave your leftovers?

1011
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 8: Oh okay, it's a pretty long walk. You would say,

1012
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 8: are you the remaining members of TLC because your left

1013
00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 8: is over?

1014
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,760
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she passed.

1015
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 7: I also wrote bend over left over this is uh boy,

1016
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 7: no no leftovers for me.

1017
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 3: I'm a hungry man winner.

1018
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like that one, like instead of dinner,

1019
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 2: Oh a hungry man winner.

1020
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: Yeah okay.

1021
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 7: And I would say, or my last one, I would say,

1022
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 7: prepare to be scared because I'm going to take you

1023
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 7: to the last house on the left over.

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00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: Okay, so the first one is very good. The first

1025
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Speaker 1: one's very first one's excellent, thank you, and then the

1026
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: rest also you read.

1027
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're on the same page.

1028
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,359
Speaker 4: The last one, I I is too scary. People don't

1029
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 4: want to get.

1030
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you for leaning into our brand.

1031
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 3: It's too much of a shock.

1032
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,240
Speaker 1: It is too scary. And it feels like we're promoting

1033
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 1: Last Podcast on the Left, which I am not here

1034
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: to promote. They are not part of the ear Will family.

1035
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Speaker 1: What network are they in?

1036
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Speaker 3: Independent?

1037
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Speaker 1: Probably? Yeah, they do their own thing. Yeah, yeah, they're.

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Speaker 4: Smart financially, much better decision Oh yeah, yeah, Now I

1039
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,720
Speaker 4: feel like we're praising them. Please listen to Last Podcast

1040
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Speaker 4: on the Left.

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Speaker 1: Get in there. They'll tell you what really happened with

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Speaker 1: Courtney Love. Because Mike Rowe hosted. Bye. This has been

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Speaker 1: an Earwolf production executive produced by Scott Ackerman, Chris Bannon,

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Speaker 1: and Colin Anderson. For more information and content, visit earwolf

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