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Speaker 1: Hey, love that you made it to the podcast. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. As one thing that totally makes my

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Speaker 1: day is when people share our podcast and then tag

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Speaker 1: us at Brook and Jeffrey. Yes, because then we can

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Speaker 1: thank you in person. We know who you are.

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Speaker 2: You know you men to stock your install Lokia.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's too same, all right, follow the podcast, share

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Speaker 1: away and enjoy the show.

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Speaker 3: We got a message the other day from a listener

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Speaker 3: with some feedback about our show.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love that it's Brook.

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Speaker 3: And Jeffery in the Morning, and I printed it out.

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Speaker 3: Feedback about our show.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love that it's Brook.

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Speaker 3: And Jeffery in the Morning and I printed it out. Okay, Jose,

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Speaker 3: do you want to read it for us? Sure?

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Speaker 4: All right, it says to Brook and Jeffrey, that's us message.

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Speaker 5: Can you play Christmas music?

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Speaker 1: I want it?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Oh wait a minute, Actually no, no stop to

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Speaker 3: turn turn off the music. I would totally do that,

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Speaker 3: but Brooke has requested no festive music. She asked for

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Speaker 3: no office decorations, no trees, no lights, nothing that could

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Speaker 1: I love the holidays, Jeffrey, why.

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Speaker 3: Would you do? Jose usually stores his fake Christmas tree

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Speaker 3: here in the studio, but Brooke had it removed and

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Speaker 3: ordered it to be burned in the parking lot in

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Speaker 1: We did, that's just because we're not Jose's personal storage.

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Speaker 3: Locker Ebenezer fox wis once again this year, which brings

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Speaker 3: me to my next point.

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Speaker 1: That's so sad, I'm not that I want to know.

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Speaker 3: Are we buying Christmas presents for each other this year?

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Speaker 3: Or sorry, let me rephrase, Brooke, are you forcing us

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Speaker 3: to buy you and your family presents again?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm pretty sure your Christmas present almost started a

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Speaker 1: house fire at Alexis's apartment. Yeah, coffee, just out of safety.

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Speaker 3: Reason from back, Alexis, what do you think you want

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Speaker 1: Cat get money, cash present.

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Speaker 3: And my thoughts.

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Speaker 6: I surpride myself on you guys unique gifts every year

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Speaker 6: until Brook last year said no gifts, so we didn't.

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Speaker 6: I didn't buy gifts, and then she tracked and bought

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Speaker 6: every single and everybody gifts, So.

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Speaker 3: I'm scarring Christmas. It definitely seems like we're in a disagreement.

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Speaker 4: So I will buy for every all the listeners will

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Speaker 4: buy you guys, let's go.

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Speaker 3: Ahead and spin the Christmas Wheel. We're going to decide

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Speaker 1: If it lands on missiletoach Apple, I see what.

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Speaker 3: It lands on. This year, we'll be doing Secret Santa

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Speaker 3: BackRub Train. Oh wow, I didn't even know that was

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Speaker 3: an option on the wheel.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's the only option on your wheel.

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Speaker 3: This isn't gonna be a fun holiday season.

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Speaker 5: After all.

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Speaker 3: Who's gonna be in the front of the backrup train.

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Speaker 3: Who's going to be in the back?

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Speaker 1: I think it's sad news. I think it's just gonna

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Speaker 3: Whoever it is. I I want the middle.

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Speaker 5: I bet you did.

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Speaker 3: Finally, we have a plan for Christmas. Could work everybody. Now,

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Speaker 3: let's move on and get into the shot the question

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Speaker 3: the back Rub Express this Holiday Digital Jay.

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Speaker 7: Not since the Swifterer Olympics of ninety four has a

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Speaker 7: and the Jack Bauer Power Hour combined. It's three seconds

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Speaker 7: with Alexis. It's a trivia game so painfully easy. We

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Speaker 7: almost called it Brooke after one Cosmopolitan, but instead we

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Speaker 1: Fower Now it's not a good thing.

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Speaker 7: Will you trust your fate in her hands? Or will

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Speaker 3: It's three seconds with Alexis now.

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Speaker 7: Today we're covering iconic movie quotes that are so famous

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Speaker 7: there's no way Alexis could possibly screw them up.

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Speaker 3: Easy.

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Speaker 7: And we're starting with Brook.

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Speaker 1: Oh Man, Brook.

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Speaker 7: You know the category is famous movie quotes. This one

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Speaker 7: Do you think she'll get it right or wrong?

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing with her finishing quotes of anything like

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Speaker 3: Oh, sitting right next to you, I learned from you, Brooks.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I know right, this is the one time. The

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Speaker 7: Brook's betting against Alexis. Alexis, as soon as I stop

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Speaker 7: The quote is you're gonna need a bigger what boat?

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Speaker 1: It has to be both right, I will accept it.

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Speaker 1: It's like you knew it. It was just logic.

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Speaker 7: comes from a nineteen forties rom com. No, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: Alexis was able to get a movie quote from Brooks era,

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Speaker 7: That he did have a way with words. He said,

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Speaker 4: You never know with her on this last question, you

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Speaker 1: So far, she's fifty to fifty in this category.

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Speaker 7: So Jose, you're betting on her to get this right

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Speaker 1: No, we watched this movie, you will come. You saw

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Speaker 3: We boil it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the movie's fault for sure.

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Speaker 7: Jeffery got his bet right, Brooke got hers wrong, and

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Speaker 7: jose got his wrong. So they are both getting shot today.

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Speaker 3: And the song you'll be singing during the shot collar

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Speaker 1: What do you do make me feel like the only

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Speaker 3: That's your shot collar question of the day. He was

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Speaker 3: looking at you.

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Speaker 8: Kids, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Don't you love that feeling when you can't stop thinking

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Speaker 8: I told you freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: what we've been thinking about. Starting things off with Betty White,

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Speaker 10: Something I said something.

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Speaker 4: They're like, man, destroying property is different than a lipstick.

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Speaker 5: We FaceTime. She is one thousand percent real.

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Speaker 5: I had no idea.

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Speaker 2: What's happening? And he's asking who my favorite players are?

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Speaker 3: Writing my song last week, I get a call from

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Speaker 1: Know, Mom, Yeah, I haven't. You don't check your I don't.

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Speaker 9: Well, Melody says you never wrote it back about it?

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Speaker 9: So can you check your email if it's there, just

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Speaker 3: I'm like, fine, I opened my email and I know

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Speaker 3: there's no gift card in the inbox. Okay, but my

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Speaker 5: Didn't get it.

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Speaker 1: Talk to her together?

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Speaker 3: Okay, No, they're not together. She's got my aunt on

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Speaker 3: No, it's two phones talking to each other. So awkward.

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Speaker 3: Then my grandma times she's on a third phone. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 9: Check your spam folders?

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Speaker 3: I just learned about spam.

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Speaker 9: Sometimes the electronic mailman puts it in there.

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Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: We just shared what's been on our minds and got

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Speaker 3: on my mind? How Alexis is beautiful?

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Speaker 1: Oh you are? That's nice. I'm weave for the butt?

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Speaker 1: Is that it?

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Speaker 3: Now's it? I think they're probably waiting for the butt.

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Speaker 1: Too for being on.

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Speaker 3: Another text says, listening to your show makes my daily

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Speaker 3: The whole band? And one more says mass speaker confession

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Speaker 3: A one night stand lost his wallet in my apartment

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Speaker 3: Oh not my best moment.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good keeper texts coming in at seventy five nine.

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Speaker 8: Two freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I like to think that not all stereotripes are necessarily true. Okay, good,

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Speaker 3: like playing video games rots your brain. Yeah that's not true, right, Jose, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Menisa would be lucky.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, follow me on twitch exactly.

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Speaker 1: What a good point you're making.

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Speaker 3: Alexis is living proof that women are actually great drivers?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Sign What about how the world thinks all Americans are

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Speaker 3: and we're gonna do it again. Because Tinder has a

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Speaker 3: We're gonna prove that wrong with a brand new Battle

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Speaker 3: of the Tinder Data.

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Speaker 1: I think I think we end up proving it right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, We're gonna show that Tinder dates just bad. Sometimes

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Speaker 3: they're embarrassing. And funny took. It's coming up.

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Speaker 8: One app The question is whose love life is more tragic.

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Speaker 3: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game

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Speaker 3: show where all the contestants are strongly encouraged to mouth

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Speaker 3: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates, where we find out

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Speaker 1: My breath is gonna be real bad. I'm sorry this

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Speaker 3: We're gonna explain the rules in just a second.

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Speaker 4: Here.

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Speaker 3: First, let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, she brags

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Speaker 1: Hey that big brook to eighteen inches twenty.

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Speaker 8: In the other.

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Speaker 3: Corner, she has mastered the ancient tantric art form of

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Speaker 3: Monks call her Sauna Ariana.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where that talent is useful, but I'm

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Speaker 3: Here's how the game works. One contestant is going to

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Speaker 3: We're going back and forth with three rounds until we

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Speaker 3: Let's go all right.

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Speaker 13: So we were sitting outside for dinner and it got

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Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, why didn't you didn't offer to give

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Speaker 3: Judgment on you? All right, Sauna Ariana, time to hit back.

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Speaker 14: He invited me back to his place, offered me a

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Speaker 14: He's sitting there laughing, and he told me it was

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Speaker 14: You knows how many other one night fans.

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Speaker 15: He gave it.

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Speaker 3: Brooke, can use three toothbrushes at once to revenge on

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Speaker 13: So we're in the middle of dinner. I'm like telling

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Speaker 15: He told me that his ex just called and.

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Speaker 15: Can't continue, Oh, at least he's a faithful man.

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Speaker 14: You counter went out to drink, having a great time.

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Speaker 14: He said, let me go get the car and let's

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Speaker 1: Mode, why don't you feel like my husband would do

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Speaker 3: on to our third and final rounds, so we need

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Speaker 3: your best stories here, ladies, Pizza, Rha, Sophia, what have

447
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Speaker 3: you got?

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Speaker 12: All Right?

449
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 13: So I wake up in the middle of the night

450
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 13: and was absolutely terrified to see my date just staring

451
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 13: at me. I screamed my head off, yeah, and then

452
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,199
Speaker 13: he screamed, and then we both streamed, and then we

453
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 13: both calmed down, and basically he told me he was

454
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Speaker 13: really sorry, but he has this condition where he sleeps

455
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Speaker 13: with his eyes open.

456
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 1: He's gonna sleep with women then he doesn't know where. Well,

457
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Speaker 1: he has to tell them that, Oh my god, can

458
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:45,399
Speaker 1: you imagine.

459
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 3: Okay, it's gonna be tough to top that, but Saana

460
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Speaker 3: Ariana is your last chance.

461
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Speaker 14: So this guy kept telling me how much I was

462
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Speaker 14: like a doppelganger of this favorite celebrity, but he wouldn't

463
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Speaker 14: tell me who it was. And he just kept saying

464
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Speaker 14: this like he's having dinner with this like Hollywood star.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's almost a compliment.

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Speaker 14: You would hope that it was a compliment right at

467
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Speaker 14: the end, I promised, you know, hey, I'll totally give

468
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Speaker 14: you a kiss if you tell me who it is.

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Speaker 1: Oh, oh, that's one way to use your power. Okay.

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Speaker 14: He then proceeded to tell me I have the exact

471
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Speaker 14: same eyes as Anthony Hopkins.

472
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Speaker 12: He was the.

473
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Speaker 14: Actor who played Hannibal Lecter and.

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Speaker 1: I hope he didn't order liver.

475
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Speaker 13: And that's the quote he.

476
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Speaker 14: Kept using, haunting but beautiful.

477
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Speaker 1: Oh what the hell you got like old white man

478
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Speaker 1: eyes like that?

479
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Speaker 3: I mean, how was the kiss afterwards? You promise you'd

480
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Speaker 3: kiss him.

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Speaker 14: I did not kiss him.

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Speaker 4: Oh the tongue would have been like, yeah, the final belt.

483
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Speaker 3: That means the match is over. Judges, we got to

484
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Speaker 3: score at a lex this.

485
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 2: Who do you think I'm going to Arianna for using

486
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Speaker 2: the excess toothbrush my mouth is one vote for.

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Speaker 1: Ari I gotta say Ariana too, but for the annimal lector.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations Sana, Arianna, you are the clean of unfortunate dates

489
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Speaker 3: for the day.

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Speaker 14: Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was Battle of the tender dates. Phone taps coming.

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Speaker 8: Up brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: So imagine you're single, Okay, Brook, don't smile like that.

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Speaker 3: Come on.

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Speaker 16: I was like, yeah, imagine your single and you've been

496
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Speaker 16: looking to meet someone for a while, when your best

497
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Speaker 16: friend comes to you and says they just found your

498
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Speaker 16: perfect match.

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Speaker 1: If it's your best friend, I believe no, gross, Jeff,

500
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Speaker 1: I just think this. No, I can't imagine it.

501
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 3: Like what they found your perfect match. They work with them,

502
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,400
Speaker 3: and for weeks they're talking this person up to you, saying, oh,

503
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,239
Speaker 3: he is a catch, you have to meet him, and

504
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 3: then you finally get that big phone call. Thirty seconds

505
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 3: scene you're wondering, why did I pick up the phone?

506
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Speaker 3: This was a terrible mistake, and that's exactly what we

507
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 3: wanted to have happened during your brand new phone tap.

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00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 3: That's right now another.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Well, helloh is this Emily?

510
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Speaker 17: Yeah? This is Emily.

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Speaker 4: Well hello my lady. Oh this is Eddie. Some people

512
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Speaker 4: call me steady Eddie. Your friends Hannah told me to

513
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Speaker 4: give you a little ring a ding ding. That's what

514
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Speaker 4: I did on my phone when I was dialing. I

515
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 4: was like ring a ding ding.

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Speaker 17: I was like singing, Oh okay, so Eddie. Yes, Hannah

517
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Speaker 17: has mentioned to me a.

518
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Speaker 13: Little bit.

519
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 4: Dam gross, Sorry, I sneeze on my phone.

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00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 15: That's disgusting.

521
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 4: Sorry, usually I have a handkerchief on me, but all

522
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 4: of them are in the washer right now, like ten

523
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 4: of them. I have all different colors too.

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Speaker 17: You know, I thought it'd be really honest, Like Hannah

525
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 17: has really built you up to me. She's not a

526
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Speaker 17: lot of great things to say about you. But like,

527
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Speaker 17: for some reason for me right now, like I'm really

528
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 17: not trying to be rude, but it is just not

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Speaker 17: translating here?

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Speaker 1: Was it my sneeze?

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Speaker 4: Because that's nature. I couldn't help that, right, And Plus,

532
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Speaker 4: I think we've only been talking for approximately forty three

533
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 4: seconds forty four now I meant five.

534
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Speaker 7: Weird it out?

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Speaker 17: Is there anyway could like change its subject?

536
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 3: You know what?

537
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 4: I agree?

538
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's get to talk in tuts.

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00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 4: I think we've gone off to the wrong foot or

540
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 4: the wrong noes.

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Speaker 12: Oh all right, yeah you did.

542
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Speaker 4: All right, let's get to know each other. First things First,

543
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 4: my parents got divorced about a decade ago, and I

544
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 4: think about it all the time.

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00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 17: Out me right, Okay, I'm not willing to do that.

546
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,919
Speaker 4: It's just something I'm dealing with and that you mean

547
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,880
Speaker 4: appreciate honesty. You know, maybe I'll rail it on back

548
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 4: a little like I'm fishing, railing the line back, nothing on,

549
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 4: nothing on the.

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00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 17: Hunt for me either. I really don't know if I

551
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 17: can talk much longer. I have something going on today.

552
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 17: I gotta get to Oh.

553
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I'm super busy too.

554
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 4: I totally was not looking forward to this call all week.

555
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 17: It was nice talking to you.

556
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 3: Let's talk about our date.

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Speaker 15: Let's talk about what our date.

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00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 4: I want to take you out to eat. There's some

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00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 4: really great restaurants I hear in the city. They can

560
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 4: go anywhere.

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Speaker 3: I love all food like that.

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00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 5: For I can't eat greenk or.

563
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Speaker 4: Italian or American. I can't eat those. Sometimes I throw

564
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Speaker 4: up spontane on myself.

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00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 17: Right, So you're allergic to everything, Well.

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Speaker 4: I'm not allergic to love. Have you ever been.

567
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Speaker 3: In love before?

568
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 12: I guess.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, don't worry, am, You'll find love. I was

570
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 4: in love once, but she left me for a guy

571
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 4: who drives a tour bus. Oh boy, yeah, not even no,

572
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 4: not even the guy that talks on the tours. He

573
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 4: just did the driving.

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Speaker 17: Listen, it's been talking to you.

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00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 4: Nor wait, hold on before you hang up. Do you

576
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 4: like pets?

577
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 3: What that's a hand of fect?

578
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 4: She said, you like animals. You have a dog, right.

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Speaker 17: Hannah told you.

580
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I asked, because I had a dog who

581
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 4: had syphilis once.

582
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Speaker 17: What are you talking about?

583
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 4: You recovered, but it was a long time till he

584
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 4: got horny again. He's stopped dry humping my leg, and

585
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 4: I was really carried.

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Speaker 17: I gotta say that is even more disturbing than anything else.

587
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 17: I thought it was going to come out of your mouth,

588
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 17: so really got to go down.

589
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 4: Well, I have one more disturbing thing to come out

590
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Speaker 4: of my mouth that you got a prank tuts jokes

591
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 4: on you, Philly Goose.

592
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 15: What the hell are you talking about?

593
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 17: I can barely understand you.

594
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 5: I'm hacking.

595
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Speaker 3: Oh you can't understand me.

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00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 4: My name's Jise from Brooking and Jeffrey in the morning,

597
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 4: and we're doing a prank phone call on you.

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00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 5: Hannah set you up? Yeah, your friend Hannah.

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Speaker 17: Oh god, sons like my worst nightmare folding right in

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Speaker 17: front of me.

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Speaker 5: I'm not your nightmare.

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00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 4: I'm your dream come true.

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Speaker 5: My lady.

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Speaker 4: Oh, real quick, before I hang up, do you retain

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Speaker 4: a lot of water during that time of the month,

606
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 4: Because I've been, I've been. My jeans are just not

607
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 4: fitting well.

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Speaker 17: But can I hang up now?

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00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 5: Okay?

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00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 4: Salutations wake up.

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Speaker 8: Every morning, weekday morning twenties brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Alexis, I'm gonna go through some dating profile pick options.

613
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 3: You tell me if their immediate red flags or not.

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00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: Okay.

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00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 3: Picture of a guy hugging.

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00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: A dog, red flag, that's safe.

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00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 3: Okay, picture of a guy holding up a fish, that's

618
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 3: red flag, that's red.

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Speaker 7: I don't like that.

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Speaker 3: What about picture of a guy kissing a fish while

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Speaker 3: his dog spoons it from behind?

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Speaker 2: Better than the last one, but still redd.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I say green flag, but I get it. I'm

624
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 3: not everybody.

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Speaker 1: I say talented dog.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes on one photo can raise the reddest of all

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Speaker 3: red flags and make you want to ask a few questions.

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Speaker 3: And that's exactly what happened to one of our listeners

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Speaker 3: the other day when she noticed something odd on a

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Speaker 3: guy's profile pick that made her say, if there is

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Speaker 3: any chance of us going out, you need to explain

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Speaker 3: this to You're gonna find out what it was in

633
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 3: your brand new second date update, next second date updated.

634
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 3: You know, on dating apps now where the average decent

635
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 3: looking woman gets two thousand matches per day, and that's

636
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 3: like two thousand guys messaging her and complimenting her, trying

637
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 3: to take her out. It's more important than ever for

638
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 3: guys to be creative and witty when they're talking, or

639
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 3: at least google something creative and witty and then copy

640
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 3: that like it's yours.

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00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: So it's like, Hi, how are you not enough?

642
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 3: You're getting blocked?

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00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: Stop stop yeah no all lower case letters ew.

644
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's exactly what happened to one of our

645
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 3: listeners May recently when she matched with a guy online

646
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 3: named Doug, and their conversation apparently got pretty interesting, but

647
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 3: his first line was just straight up asking her out.

648
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 3: And May, what did you immediately notice from Doug's dating profile?

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00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 15: Well, there was a couple funny things on his profile.

650
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 15: The one has pictures. He had a woman in it.

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00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 5: WI.

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00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a bold thing put.

653
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 3: On a dating app, like a woman his age or

654
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 3: like a mom type of person.

655
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 15: No, it seemed like like maybe a girlfriend.

656
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 5: Or oh girls do this too, and you know I

657
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 5: always supped left.

658
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, why would your main profile be you and some.

659
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 1: Guys to prove that you can actually go out with someone?

660
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 3: So what did you write back when you saw that

661
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Speaker 3: there's another woman in his pictures, I.

662
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Speaker 15: Frankly said, is your girlfriend going to be okay?

663
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 3: With this girlfriend?

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you still wrote him back, you know,

665
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: but like, okay, give me back.

666
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good to call somebody out to yea, like hey,

667
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 3: you know, did he have a response.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, he responded that he doesn't have a girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well I would believe him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. Just trust just.

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Speaker 3: Whatever guys say, and all the time, trust the internet stranger.

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Speaker 1: So who is the woman? What did he say?

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Speaker 5: She was the explanation, right.

674
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 15: So I obviously asked, who's this woman in the photo?

675
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:11,240
Speaker 15: And he responds, Oh, that's my wife. But we're just friends.

676
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 15: With a laughing emoji.

677
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 3: A joke.

678
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 4: It's called sarcasm and sarcasm, he doubled down.

679
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,879
Speaker 1: I don't have to down like it's soman.

680
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,280
Speaker 3: That or did you think it was funny?

681
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 15: No, I thought it was funny. I obviously knew it

682
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 15: was a joke.

683
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 1: Explain the joke after he said it. So that's cool, though,

684
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,800
Speaker 1: So you guys are on the same page.

685
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,359
Speaker 15: Yeah, I really liked his humor, and he did this

686
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,799
Speaker 15: other thing that I thought was really funny too. Is

687
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 15: you know, he was telling me that dating apps are

688
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 15: really hard for guys, and in his experience, it's been tough. Yeah,

689
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 15: he's ghosted so many times.

690
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 3: Sorry to say that he's been ghosted or he has

691
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 3: ghosted other people.

692
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 15: He said that he's been ghosted.

693
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 1: Okay, but he really meant both.

694
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 13: Yeah.

695
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 15: He sent me a photo of him at a table

696
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 15: by himself, laughing and said at this point he started

697
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 15: dating actual ghosts.

698
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: Oh flat, it's funny.

699
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 3: I think he's being self deprecating, saying like, see, nobody

700
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 3: wants to go out.

701
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,720
Speaker 1: It's a dangerous area to tread because at some point

702
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: it will start to make you look kind of sad empathetic. Right,

703
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 1: at some point, like it's not funny anymore. You know

704
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: how hard you going?

705
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 3: Well, how many people showed up to my birthday party?

706
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 3: I'm alone?

707
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:42,800
Speaker 7: Broke?

708
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 4: Just helped me realize it's probably my problem.

709
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,479
Speaker 3: You just make fun of yourself a little too much.

710
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 3: But you didn't feel that way. May you felt like

711
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 3: he was just doing just enough to be humorous.

712
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean, you have to get somebody's at tension.

713
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:56,720
Speaker 17: You know, it's hard.

714
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 15: There's a lot of options out there, and.

715
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 3: So that's how he yeah. Yeah, all right, Well, so

716
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 3: you did you guys end up going out?

717
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 12: We did?

718
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 15: Yeah, we went out for drink.

719
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 1: And what was that like the first time you saw

720
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: each other?

721
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 15: It was nice. I mean he seemed really nice, a

722
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,240
Speaker 15: little more spoken than I would have thought.

723
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 1: Oh, because he was so bold and sarcastic. He's writing.

724
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: That's interesting, he'd.

725
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 3: Be cracking jokes the whole time.

726
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 8: But I mean it was fun.

727
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,879
Speaker 15: He seemed like a really good guy. He's interesting. He's

728
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 15: in a band.

729
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 1: There's another red flags? Nothing who red flag? I don't know,

730
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: just musicians.

731
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 3: What's the reputation?

732
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: Are you kidding?

733
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 3: They're talented.

734
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: No, I'm not talking about parody songs.

735
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 3: I think he's a keeper. Don't let this one go.

736
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 9: A singer, I see, Okay, I mean it's cool that he's.

737
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: In a band.

738
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 15: Yeah, I thought it was cool. I really enjoyed the conversation.

739
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 15: I thought we really got along. We even kissed at

740
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 15: the end of the night, and.

741
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 6: Musicians never kiss.

742
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 3: Wow. Okay, So what's happened since the date?

743
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 15: I honestly just haven't really been able to get a

744
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 15: hold of him.

745
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 5: Is ghost you the irony that he's the one can play?

746
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:20,919
Speaker 8: Yeah?

747
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: And that's a weird thing. Like he's like talking about

748
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: how terrible the dating world.

749
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 15: I just want to quickly correct myself. I'm not able

750
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 15: to get a hold of him on the phone, but

751
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 15: we are texting a little bit back and.

752
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: Forth, okay, so it's not totally silent.

753
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 15: I mean, the thing is, I have a lot of options.

754
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 15: I have a lot of people asking me out, but

755
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 15: I wanted to give Doug a chance because I really

756
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 15: enjoyed my time with him. So I don't know. I'm

757
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,720
Speaker 15: just kind of thinking maybe he does have.

758
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,760
Speaker 1: A wife or right, like like there's always some truth

759
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: in every joke, right.

760
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 3: Maybe he's just so used to being ghosted he doesn't

761
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 3: know how to act. Arount a woman who actually wants

762
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 3: to be with him. She's like, let's go out again.

763
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 5: He's like, don't mock me.

764
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 3: H Okay, I know.

765
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 13: Yeah.

766
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 15: I mean I hope I didn't dasin and by actually

767
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 15: asking him to hang out.

768
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 3: Yet, we'll find out. We'll come back call him and

769
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 3: try and get your second date update. Right after this

770
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 3: second date update, if you're just joining us, we're on

771
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 3: the phone with one of our listeners, May, who, in

772
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 3: her own words, is a woman with lots and lots

773
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,760
Speaker 3: of other male options online.

774
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: I mean, so she's a woman, Yes, she is.

775
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 3: Quite the woman. Her bumble hinge notifications are blowing up

776
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 3: on the rag. But she's not thinking about all those

777
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 3: other dudes Thurston after her and her picks. She's thinking

778
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 3: about one guy named Doug. Funny, simple, nice guy in

779
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 3: a band, Doug, who went on one day with her

780
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 3: and immediately got her attention. But now, for some reason

781
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 3: afterwards they can't seen a nail down a time to

782
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 3: hang out again.

783
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 1: Even though Doug went on and on about how terrible

784
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: dating is for him, need a nice.

785
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 3: Person he which has may worried that maybe he actually

786
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 3: might be married because they joked about the woman in

787
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 3: his profile pick being his wife. Maybe it wasn't so

788
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 3: jokey after all, you know.

789
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 1: It's one of those things where he's like, well, I.

790
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 3: Told her, how mad would you be if we get

791
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 3: him on the phone and he told you that actually

792
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:20,720
Speaker 3: is his wife?

793
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 8: Oh?

794
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 15: I would be pretty upset because I don't accept lie,

795
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 15: do you know what?

796
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:31,399
Speaker 1: Not as upset as his wife would be. Yea, I'm

797
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: just trying to look at the positive here.

798
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 3: Who would be angrier his wife? Maybe we'll find out

799
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 3: in a couple of minutes. Here we make it a

800
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,240
Speaker 3: really angry Texan.

801
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, my husband.

802
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 3: But now let's just call it Doug and see what

803
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 3: he asked to say. You're ready?

804
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 17: I am?

805
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 3: Okay, good job, Jeff. Here we go.

806
00:39:58,680 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 8: Hello.

807
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 3: Hey, is this Doug? Uh?

808
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 12: Yeah?

809
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 3: Doug, Hey, Doug, you don't have to sound so skeptical.

810
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 3: It's okay, nothing sinister going on on our end. We're

811
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 3: just a radio show hoping to talk to you.

812
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: Hey, Doug, what's.

813
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 12: What's going on here?

814
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 3: What's going on is a segment we do called the

815
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 3: Second Date Update, and you're gonna be our featured star

816
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:23,879
Speaker 3: for the day.

817
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 12: No, I don't believe you, Doug.

818
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 1: He's honest.

819
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 3: I think you're more excited than you're letting on because

820
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 3: we're trying to hook you up with one of our

821
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,399
Speaker 3: listeners who you've already been out on a date with,

822
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 3: and she just wants to see you one more time.

823
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 3: Her name's May.

824
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 12: Are you kidding me?

825
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: No?

826
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 3: Oh my, that was a good surprise.

827
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, she sounds Dolly, and it sounds like you guys

828
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: had a great time together.

829
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 3: Yes, with all the noises, Doug, she's into you. That's

830
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 3: that's a good thing.

831
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: I thought dating was so hard for you, Like, this

832
00:40:58,239 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: is like you got one.

833
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 12: I was like, you guys know a lot about me.

834
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we've heard some stuff from you. From May herself,

835
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 3: she we asked her to describe your date and she

836
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 3: had glowing reviews.

837
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,879
Speaker 1: Honestly, she said you're really funny, and she.

838
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 3: Thought your profile's funny too.

839
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 12: Yeah, she talked about the profile.

840
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:20,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it came up, Yeah, that you had a funny

841
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 3: joke about the girl in your picture.

842
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: Well, we asked because we thought that the girl was

843
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: a read.

844
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you should change that.

845
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 3: That's not the reason why we call. We're not calling

846
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 3: to criticize your dating profile stuff, though we could. But

847
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 3: now we're we're really focused on May because she's really confused.

848
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 3: She wants to see you. She feels like she's been

849
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 3: reaching out trying to arrange a date and you keep

850
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 3: avoiding her.

851
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: Is she reading that right?

852
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 12: I mean she does keep suggesting nights, you know.

853
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's usually when you say, yeah, Friday works

854
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:54,399
Speaker 1: great for me.

855
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 3: Unless you're not into her, if there's some other problem

856
00:41:58,840 --> 00:41:59,280
Speaker 3: you're married.

857
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 12: Still, that's two Friday nights. She has to see my band,

858
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 12: and like.

859
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 18: She wants to come to me and perform and like

860
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 18: grab a drink afterward.

861
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 1: That's nice, you have a show she's even interested in,

862
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: Like your hobbies.

863
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 3: Are saying you're saying it like it's a bad thing.

864
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,839
Speaker 17: I don't, I don't, I don't.

865
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 12: I didn't even know how to answer her, Like what

866
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 12: do you mean?

867
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 7: You know?

868
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 12: She was even asking for a one on one concert

869
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 12: at my place.

870
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 3: That's her flirting with you, Doug. That means she wants

871
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,359
Speaker 3: to see you, and probably.

872
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 5: Don't maybe on the stage in my house.

873
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,280
Speaker 1: Too much pressure.

874
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 3: You probably got to put on an entire concert. She

875
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 3: just wanting to hang out.

876
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: I don't think she cares about the basic.

877
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 12: Bro Oh, there's pressure when like she thinks that I

878
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 12: know how to play guitar, you know, like I'm not

879
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 12: really in a band, Like I'm not, I'm not really

880
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 12: musical at all.

881
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 3: You said you're not. You told her that you're in

882
00:42:59,520 --> 00:42:59,879
Speaker 3: a band.

883
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 12: Well, I needed something to sound cool, like and make

884
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 12: me stand.

885
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: Out, do something that you actually do. I'm sure there's

886
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 1: something cool about you.

887
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,879
Speaker 12: Yeah, there's cool things about me, like, but you gotta

888
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 12: have something to like really sticks out, you know.

889
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I get it, like you're in a

890
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 1: it's a lot of pressure, you're having a hard time dating,

891
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: like with the apps and stuff. You want to stand out,

892
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: and then suddenly this lie is snowballing, is what it

893
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: sounds like.

894
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 12: Yeah, and I really liked her and I didn't know

895
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 12: what to do and she keeps asking me like she

896
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 12: my god.

897
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,720
Speaker 3: That's why you're not getting this date because she's asking

898
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 3: based on the lie that you've told her that you're

899
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 3: in a band and you're not.

900
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 1: But that's a lot better lie than he was married,

901
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: It really is. Yeah, it's kind of cute. You're trying

902
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: to impress her, you.

903
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 3: Know, and that's that's a rough lie to go with though,

904
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 3: Like if you're not in a band, how are you

905
00:43:59,320 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 3: ever going to prove?

906
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 1: He panished, Jeff Okay, I came.

907
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 12: To mind, is he either go with that or be

908
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 12: a Formula one race car driver?

909
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: That those jackets are brilliant style right now for girls and.

910
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 3: A guy that lives dangerously on the race track.

911
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 4: No Americans watch, so you can say you're like from France,

912
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 4: that's why did you.

913
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:21,879
Speaker 3: Go with that one?

914
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 12: But at least I could have said I was in

915
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 12: an off season right now.

916
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: Just driving your Kia around.

917
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:31,799
Speaker 13: I've heard enough.

918
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,959
Speaker 3: Oh you have what?

919
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 12: What?

920
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 8: What?

921
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, Doug, if you didn't know, that's May who's been

922
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 3: listening on the other line.

923
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: Right now to being honest now, whether you wanted to

924
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: or not.

925
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 12: Yeah, look, I'm I'm sorry.

926
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 18: Like you were like so pretty and then cool and

927
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 18: like I just I wanted you to like me. I

928
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 18: just I felt like I had to say something cool.

929
00:44:58,800 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: You know.

930
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 15: That's really week. But also we've spent half of the

931
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 15: time on our first date talking about your band.

932
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: WoT bro.

933
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 12: Here's the thing though, like immediately after already, like I

934
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,760
Speaker 12: signed up for piano lessons.

935
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: Can't count the band not quite as sexy, usually the

936
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: least sexy of a band as a keyboardist.

937
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 3: But did you say you played guitar in the band though, Doug.

938
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, but the guitar lessons were more.

939
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 5: E I'm gonna play the triangle.

940
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 8: May.

941
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,799
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you know anything about him?

942
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 15: I know, like a couple of things about where he

943
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 15: grew up.

944
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 12: Look, it was just the band thing, like everything else

945
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 12: was real.

946
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 3: Did you hear that Everything else he said was real,

947
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 3: like the wife and his photos? No, no, not that

948
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,399
Speaker 3: everything else except for that.

949
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 15: I don't need any big, fancy career or any you know,

950
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 15: super impressive hobby. I'm just looking for a really genuine,

951
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:04,320
Speaker 15: funny person.

952
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 8: Yeah.

953
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: And besides, Doug, do you know that when she told

954
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: us about the band, Alexis and I were both like

955
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: red flag. It's true, red flag. You can't trust a

956
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 1: guy in a band. Apparently you can't trust a guy

957
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 1: not in a band to ye and.

958
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 12: Girls always loved mad boys in band, but not.

959
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 4: For long, my friends, would you honestly have been interested

960
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 4: in him if he did not say he was in

961
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 4: a band?

962
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 8: Yeah.

963
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 15: The thing that attracted me to him was his humor

964
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 15: and that he was funny.

965
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 1: Well did he come up with a good band name?

966
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 1: Maybe he had a funny band name?

967
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 15: Yeah he did. They call Chicken Noodle tu check out.

968
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 3: I like it at the very least. May just talking

969
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 3: to him now, he seems like a nice, sincere guy.

970
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 3: He is coming clean. Yeah, And Doug, I'm going to

971
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:51,720
Speaker 3: give you twenty seconds here to say your final piece

972
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 3: before we offer to send you guys out on a date.

973
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 3: What do you want to say to May?

974
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,800
Speaker 12: I just I should have been up front. I'm super

975
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 12: sorry to give me a second chance. I got just

976
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,959
Speaker 12: anything you want to know, straight honest truth, and I'll

977
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 12: be my goofy normal self and you can either like

978
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 12: me for that or no.

979
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 3: Plus, we're going to offer to pay to send you

980
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 3: guys out on another date. May So what do you say?

981
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:19,439
Speaker 15: I will say that I do not like liars, and

982
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 15: I also am very attracted to people who are super

983
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 15: secure with themselves and who they are. However, I really

984
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 15: enjoyed talking to you, and so I will give you

985
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 15: a second chance.

986
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, so.

987
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 15: No, no, it's yes, I want to go on. It's like, okay, say, she's.

988
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 3: So excited to see you again. She can't wait to

989
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 3: hear your first piano lesson once you figure it out.

990
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,439
Speaker 12: Yes, man, you have no idea having this liar back

991
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 12: out less stressed. I feel that's really sweet. We can

992
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,359
Speaker 12: get together on Friday if you want.

993
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 3: He had a lessons of weekdays and your wife's cool

994
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 3: with that done?

995
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 12: Yes, my wife.

996
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

997
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 3: That may be the first self admitting, outright liar on

998
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 3: our show that our listeners were actually rooting for.

999
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 8: Because he's just.

1000
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 1: So sweet, you know, and like Earnest, he was really

1001
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: earnest about the whole thing until he.

1002
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 5: Really was just like so nervous because he liked her

1003
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 5: so much, just to make.

1004
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 3: Up an excuse. Yeah, it just goes to show if

1005
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 3: you lie and you do get caught, try to sound

1006
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 3: as pathetic and helpless as you possibly can, and people

1007
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 3: will feel so bad for you that they'll actually be

1008
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 3: on your team.

1009
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: No wrong, or just have a good apology. That's what

1010
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 1: he had you too, God he was.

1011
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,439
Speaker 3: He even won over Brook, which is hard for any

1012
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 3: man to do.

1013
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 7: So serious.

1014
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 3: Make sure to hit up our YouTube TikTok our instagram

1015
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,439
Speaker 3: at Broke and Jeffrey to see clips from our show

1016
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 3: so you can lie to your next date and say

1017
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 3: that you're one of us, don't and don't believe you?

1018
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 3: I Brook, I buy it.

1019
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can get more dates.

1020
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 3: With that one of us. Maybe. Anyway, you can always

1021
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 3: listen to our show up on our podcast wherever you

1022
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 3: get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey.

1023
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1024
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 3: It's Brooken, Jeffrey in the Morning and Brooke. Let me

1025
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 3: ask you if you're at a restaurant, yeah, or I

1026
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 3: guess to make it more specific, to you. Let's say

1027
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 3: you're in your hometown and you and your family stop

1028
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:36,399
Speaker 3: off at the trailer Trough cafe. Yeah, and your husband

1029
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:40,760
Speaker 3: ever so carefully reaches over onto your plate and decides

1030
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 3: he wants to try one of your fries. Without asking,

1031
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 3: he just goes for it.

1032
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1033
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 3: Is he able to come back with his hands still

1034
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 3: attacked or is it detached?

1035
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: No, I'm a total play sure, I'm totally good at it.

1036
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:53,399
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1037
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 1: I think he drives him nuts that I'm always eating

1038
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: off his plate like I love, like, hey can have

1039
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: a bud of that?

1040
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess anything goes that the trailer trash That

1041
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 3: is the motto.

1042
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 1: I mean, if you eat a twelve egg omelet in

1043
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 1: one sitting, then you get a free T shirt.

1044
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 3: Oh worth it.

1045
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you gotta do it by yourself. You can't

1046
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: share that one.

1047
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 3: I only asked because there's a new pole update and

1048
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 3: it found that half of us would be annoyed if

1049
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 3: a friend or a family member snag some food off

1050
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 3: of our plate without asking. Without asking?

1051
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 7: Is the key there?

1052
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,399
Speaker 1: When you're married, you don't have to ask. Really come

1053
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: over past that, you know, that's part of the ideas.

1054
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: I think it was.

1055
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 3: Naturally, fries are the number one food we don't want

1056
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 3: to share, which is strange because they're like pretty shareable.

1057
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 3: So the other main foods we do not want to

1058
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 3: share any guesses real quick.

1059
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:47,760
Speaker 1: Chips and salsa.

1060
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:51,240
Speaker 4: I would say sushi because there's only like eight pieces.

1061
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:53,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, this pool wasn't classy enough for that. It's a pizza,

1062
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,280
Speaker 3: ice cream, and chocolate.

1063
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't take any of those. Oh I would

1064
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: take all of those from you.

1065
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:03,839
Speaker 3: I'm like my saying. Twenty nine percent of people say

1066
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 3: they'd rather buy someone their own meal rather than share

1067
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 3: it with them. I agree with dad.

1068
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: I just sit there wait for my kids leftover. It's like, oh,

1069
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,240
Speaker 1: you're not gonna eat the crust.

1070
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 3: Sixteen percent have physically stopped someone in the act of

1071
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 3: stealing food, either moving the plate or physically chopping their

1072
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 3: hand off Brook style. Well, and then there's twenty seven

1073
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 3: percent of people like Alexis who don't want to share

1074
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 3: the food, but they'll let somebody take it because they

1075
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 3: don't want to start a confrontational though. Yeah, we like

1076
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 3: to share stories. Got brand new laser stories coming up. No,

1077
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,760
Speaker 3: it's the radio segment that's suing the Hershey's company because

1078
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 3: it finally found a wrong way to eat a reesis

1079
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 3: tongue up through the middle with reverse Wow girl thrown

1080
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 3: in Umber one issue peanut butter burns all up and

1081
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 3: down the tongue.

1082
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that.

1083
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 3: Don't try it. You're gonna be seeing warning labels on

1084
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 3: there soon thanks to Laser Stories, the segment where we

1085
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,720
Speaker 3: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone

1086
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:20,319
Speaker 3: else does, except we've got a laser and those other

1087
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:24,280
Speaker 3: Choco slappos just don't. This first Lazer Stories out of England.

1088
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 3: A few years ago, a conceptual artist from Italy made

1089
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 3: a toilet out of eighteen carrot gold and proudly named

1090
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:38,720
Speaker 3: it America. It's a commentary on unbridled capitalism or something

1091
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 3: like that. Anyway. It was originally on display at the

1092
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 3: Guggenheim in New York. That's what it looked like. You

1093
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 3: could actually wait in line and go in and use

1094
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 3: it to Can you imagine?

1095
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 1: I would totally wait life for that doesn't matter.

1096
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 3: The time limit was three minutes that you had to

1097
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 3: use it, and if you went over, a security guard

1098
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 3: would bang on the door and tell you to finish

1099
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 3: up your business.

1100
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: I can't be that quick never mind due the pressure.

1101
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 3: Eventually that got moved to a World Heritage site in

1102
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 3: England where Europeans could see it. But in September of

1103
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:22,240
Speaker 3: twenty nineteen, the Golden commode mysteriously vanished in the middle

1104
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 3: of the night.

1105
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 5: Whoa a plumber A ghost plumber.

1106
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 3: Authorities have been searching for it ever since, and they

1107
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 3: finally got a break the other day when a tip

1108
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 3: led them to four men, all between the ages of

1109
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 3: thirty five and thirty nine, and there's some strong evidence

1110
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 3: against them. They're facing charges for burglary and conspiracy to

1111
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 3: transfer criminal property. Oh my god.

1112
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 1: Maybe they just stole it because they needed more than

1113
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 1: three minutes on that thing, you know, like it's the

1114
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 1: right age men to need a little bit more time.

1115
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 3: Sadly, police still don't know where the toilet is, but

1116
00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:00,879
Speaker 3: chances are it's no longer a toilet anymore. They think

1117
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 3: the guys melted it down long ago to just sell

1118
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 3: the raw goal.

1119
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,439
Speaker 1: You don't think they installed it in the suburban home.

1120
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 3: That would be kind of cool. Let's go to your

1121
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,959
Speaker 3: next lazer story out of the happiest place on Earth. Yes,

1122
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 3: I'm not sure. Who needs to hear this, but Disney

1123
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Speaker 3: theme park workers would really appreciate it if you'd stop

1124
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 3: pooping in line. I thought about this recently.

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Speaker 5: Two and a half hour way and you're in the middle,

1126
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:29,439
Speaker 5: what would you do?

1127
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: You just leave and let your family hold your spots.

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Speaker 3: Yes, a very famous newspaper just did a big article

1129
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 3: on a long standing rumor that some Disney guests are

1130
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,800
Speaker 3: so desperate to keep their spot in line they'll resort

1131
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 3: to relieving themselves right there on the ground.

1132
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 1: I thought, on the ground, like, you don't even have

1133
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: the decency to put on an adult diaper before this

1134
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 1: plan takes place.

1135
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,919
Speaker 3: You brought the whole bag of adult diapers in case

1136
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 3: you need you.

1137
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 1: If you're this person, have some forethought and some decency at.

1138
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 3: This happens at Disneyland and Disney World more often than

1139
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 3: you'd realize. In fact, someone on Reddit recently said they

1140
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,720
Speaker 3: saw a parent letting their kid take a tusie while

1141
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 3: standing in line for the ride Star Wars Rise of

1142
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 3: the Resistance, that.

1143
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 5: It's like a three hour wait.

1144
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 1: That's a lot of resistance.

1145
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:20,799
Speaker 3: An employee backed them up in the comments and said

1146
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 3: there were actually three poop related incidents that day just

1147
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 3: in that one line alone.

1148
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 1: Oh, I will say I was in a downtown department

1149
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 1: store one time.

1150
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 3: Please don't finish this story. Don't finish it. We don't

1151
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,320
Speaker 3: need to know the rest of the story. Thank you again,

1152
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 3: Back to Disneyland. Two former Disneyland janitors also talked about

1153
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 3: it in a twenty fifteen book called Cleaning the Kingdom.

1154
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 3: They wrote a whole book about it. They said, it's

1155
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 3: so common. There's a secret code for it now, code H,

1156
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 3: which used to mean a horse relieved itself on main Street.

1157
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 3: Now the also stands for human. Yeah, the question is

1158
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,839
Speaker 3: what should you do if you're halfway through a four

1159
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:11,280
Speaker 3: hour line and you need to use the john Just ask.

1160
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 1: The person behind you, even if you don't have someone

1161
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 1: with you, be like, hey, I don't know you, but

1162
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 1: we hold my spot while I go to the bathroom.

1163
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 3: Wrong, you can't trust other people. Yeah, you have to

1164
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 3: flag down an employee and tell them, and they would

1165
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 3: let you back into the line rather than clean up

1166
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:26,880
Speaker 3: yesterday's lunch for you.

1167
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 5: Oh, that's actually good to know.

1168
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 1: Why do we have to tell people's just lodg it?

1169
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:33,319
Speaker 8: All?

1170
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 1: Right?

1171
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:37,719
Speaker 3: That story perfectly transitions into our next laser story. Out

1172
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 3: of food News.

1173
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: We started the segment with a toilet.

1174
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 3: Jet like what, here's a hypothetical for you. If a

1175
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:50,240
Speaker 3: company took all of your favorite burger toppings and condiments, okay,

1176
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 3: blended them up and released one sauce to save you time.

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00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 3: Would that be awesome or gross? I love gross.

1178
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's for what fry dip is.

1179
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 3: Well. I say that because Hines is coming out with

1180
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 3: a new flavor. Pickle ketchup.

1181
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,840
Speaker 1: Sounds it's kind of like tartar sauce, but for ketchup.

1182
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,839
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's a photo of it. It is what

1183
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 3: it sounds like, a condiment that combines the tangy and

1184
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 3: savory flavor of pickles with traditional Hines ketchup creamy.

1185
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 1: I need some chunks though this looks smooth. Do you

1186
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 1: do you have any report on the consistency of this guy.

1187
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 3: Who chunky ketchup?

1188
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1189
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 1: I don't have.

1190
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 3: Someone who's tried it says that it's like they bottled

1191
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 3: up the flavor of McDonald's pickles and ketchup. It isn't

1192
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 3: super dilly, and if you dip French fries in it,

1193
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 3: it takes it to another level. Oh yeah. The best

1194
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 3: part is This isn't a limited release that you'll have

1195
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 3: trouble getting your hands on. It's gonna start showing up

1196
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 3: on shelves nationwide early next year. A lot of confidence

1197
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 3: in it. Okay, why are they doing this? According to Hines,

1198
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 3: seventy three percent of Americans like pickles, and if you're

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Speaker 3: one of them, would you give this new condiment a shot?

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00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 5: Absolutely?

1201
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 1: Sure?

1202
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 8: Good.

1203
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 3: We found an old pickle in the break room fridge.

1204
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 3: We chopped it up already. Watch jose In Brook eat

1205
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 3: it on our Instagram at Brook and Jeffrey is.

1206
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: Chunky old pickle A fresh pickle?

1207
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 3: Jap his next laser stories out of the animation stations.

1208
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 1: That's fine.

1209
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 3: I know Brook's going to be sad about this, but

1210
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 3: The Simpsons is dropping one of its longest running gags,

1211
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 3: child abuse.

1212
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: I saw this already, Jeffrey, and I'm not I mean wait,

1213
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: I am happy about it.

1214
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 3: She can't decide how she feels. In an episode a

1215
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 3: few weeks ago called mc mahonson and Wife, Homer and

1216
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 3: Marge made a new neighbor. When Homer shakes his hand,

1217
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,479
Speaker 3: the guy comments on his strong grip, and Homer says,

1218
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 3: Marge strangling the boy paid off, but then he adds quote,

1219
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 3: just kidding, I don't do that anymore. Times of change.

1220
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 5: Right, yeah, coming though.

1221
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:02,120
Speaker 1: You can't strangle kids anymore.

1222
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 3: The Simpsons is in its thirty fifth season now, and

1223
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 3: that begs the question. Our show has been on the

1224
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,919
Speaker 3: air for years and many many people have wondered when

1225
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 3: or if the ending of Laser Stories will ever make

1226
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 3: a change. From an amorous turtle getting busy with a.

1227
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 1: Shoe, A lot of people have a requested it.

1228
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 3: Well, here you go. This is a turtle humping a drone.

1229
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 1: That's dangerous.

1230
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 3: It's an Amazon drone that's delivering shoes. But you know what,

1231
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 3: at least it's a step towards the future for dear life.

1232
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 1: Does they have a little parachute on watch out for

1233
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 1: the blades, buddy.

1234
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, And there he goes right by a studio. That's

1235
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 3: how means Laser Stories has come to an end for

1236
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 3: the day. We'll do it again, same.

1237
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 8: Time on Friday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1238
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 3: Brand new competitor to win Brooks Bucks this morning. Her

1239
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 3: name is Charleee and she is a full time door dasher.

1240
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 3: Everybody probably met her several times actually delivering your dinners

1241
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 3: and stuff.

1242
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 1: You might as well just move in with you at

1243
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:17,439
Speaker 1: this point.

1244
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 5: Sure, I'd love to have your company.

1245
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 17: It's a camp Bob Dasher, I am to.

1246
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 1: Dasher.

1247
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 3: Not only she top Dasher, but she's also single at

1248
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 3: the moment, and she told our producer some of the

1249
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 3: things that she's looking for in a man. She wants

1250
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 3: a guy who is not a cheater. Okay, no, kids,

1251
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 3: is a good foodie because she likes to eat rest

1252
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 3: and she doesn't care about looks because quote, she has

1253
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 3: a missing tooth right in the middle one of my girlfriend.

1254
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 1: Yes, Charlie, I love it.

1255
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 5: We can do a sushi and you can deliver the

1256
01:00:55,480 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 5: sushi fits.

1257
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 3: Wow, your first marital disagreement is that comfort? We can

1258
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 3: make it.

1259
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 7: Through this show.

1260
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:12,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. We can do our crib and strip okay,

1261
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 1: shellfish girl, Okay, yeah.

1262
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,960
Speaker 3: This can't be saved. We're gonna send Brook out of

1263
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 3: the studio. While that happens. Charlie's you know the game works.

1264
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 3: He got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

1265
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1266
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 3: you do have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are

1267
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 3: you ready?

1268
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 1: I'm ready?

1269
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:30,760
Speaker 3: Good?

1270
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 8: Luck.

1271
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. HBO launched on this day in

1272
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 3: what decade sixties, seventies or eighties? How many planets are

1273
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 3: between Earth and the Sun. Hi, What is the first

1274
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:50,959
Speaker 3: name of Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the movie Titanic. Yeah,

1275
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 3: A person who studies animals is called what a veterinarian?

1276
01:01:55,840 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 3: The TV show Smallville is about what superhero Superman. There's

1277
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 3: two articles of clothing that are bored pieces in monopoly,

1278
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 3: the shoe and what else? Well done? Lee, Yeah, Brooks

1279
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 3: back in the studio. So, and let's not give anything away.

1280
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:16,520
Speaker 3: But since you are single, how about right now you

1281
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 3: give a message to all of the foody, single, non

1282
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 3: child listeners out there. Tell them what you have to

1283
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 3: offer in a relationship. We'll put some romantic music by

1284
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 3: bar Go ahead, Charles.

1285
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 15: I'm highly, highly good at cooking. I love macaroni and cheese.

1286
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 15: My favorite food is broccoli and cheese.

1287
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 13: I'm from Wisconsin, I'm a cheese head.

1288
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 8: Oh.

1289
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:44,160
Speaker 15: The best thing that I can offer is all of

1290
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 15: dairy to be offered.

1291
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 1: Okay, So no one that's lactose intolerant needs to hit

1292
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 1: you up.

1293
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:55,280
Speaker 4: Just turn the other way.

1294
01:02:55,360 --> 01:03:03,320
Speaker 3: The textboard is lighting up right now? Want some of that, right, Brook? Yep,

1295
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 3: your time starts now. HBO launched on this day in

1296
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:11,080
Speaker 3: what decades sixties, seventies or eighties eighties? How many planets

1297
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 3: are between Earth and the Sun?

1298
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 1: Two?

1299
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:17,320
Speaker 3: What is the first name of Leonardo DiCaprio's character in

1300
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 3: the movie.

1301
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: Titanic, Oh Jack.

1302
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 3: A person who studies animals is.

1303
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 1: Called what a biologist?

1304
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 3: The TV show Smallville is about what superhero Superman? There

1305
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 3: are two articles of clothing that are board pieces in monopoly,

1306
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 3: the shoe and what else?

1307
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 8: Hat?

1308
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:40,439
Speaker 3: Oh blazed through that round of wind Brooks box. Let's

1309
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:41,960
Speaker 3: head over to the scoreboard to see how you did

1310
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:43,439
Speaker 3: with jose Where's room?

1311
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:47,480
Speaker 5: Charlie's you got three correct todays?

1312
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:50,360
Speaker 1: Oh, that's really good. That's a good show here it

1313
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:51,360
Speaker 1: is good and.

1314
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 8: Brook for.

1315
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 1: Today?

1316
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:59,919
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I said she out there? Charlie's I'm sorry.

1317
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers for everybody. HBO launched on

1318
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:07,439
Speaker 3: this day in the nineteen seventies nineteen seventy one, specifically,

1319
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:11,080
Speaker 3: between Earth and the Sun, you'll find two planets, Mercury

1320
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:14,680
Speaker 3: and Venus, first name of Leonardo DiCaprio's character in Titanic.

1321
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:17,200
Speaker 3: Brooke had an unfair advantage in this one because of

1322
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:21,080
Speaker 3: her child, who wanted her to read Titanic every single night.

1323
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 1: Jack wasn't a real historical figure, Yes he was.

1324
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 3: His name is Jack? That is right. A person who

1325
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 3: studies animals is called a zoologist.

1326
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 1: I think biologists would also be.

1327
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 3: The study studies life animals animals specifically is a zoologists.

1328
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 3: The TV show Smallville is about Superman who was raised

1329
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 3: in Smallville, Indiana. And the two articles of clothing you'll

1330
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 3: find as Monopoly pieces are the shoe and the top hats.

1331
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 3: All right, Charlie. Unfortunately can't give you any money here,

1332
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 3: but just for playing you do win two tickets to

1333
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 3: Harry Potter Magic at Play celebrate Harry's journey in discovering

1334
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:59,920
Speaker 3: the Wizarding World like never before with games, explorations, sent,

1335
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 3: three activations, and more. Opening this Friday at the Shops

1336
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 3: at the Braven in Bellevue.

1337
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 13: Yes, I'm so excited.

1338
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:07,000
Speaker 15: Take it all.

1339
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:10,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, But before you go, I'm just curious, do you

1340
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:13,080
Speaker 1: have any message to how to be better to your

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Speaker 1: door dash drivers out there?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Good questions?

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Speaker 8: Tip your drivers, you guys.

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Speaker 15: DoorDash is based pay.

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Speaker 17: We make tips by Please.

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Speaker 3: Tip, yes, tip your door gass drivers, and tip your

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Speaker 3: radio host too.

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Speaker 1: We don't take all.

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Speaker 3: We thank you for playing Charlie's. We'll be back to

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Speaker 3: do Windbrooks Bucks same time

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Speaker 8: Tomorrow, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning