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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today.

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Speaker 2: On this is Important?

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Speaker 3: What is the monster truck? Pussy?

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Speaker 2: He's hoarding the case ideas Again.

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Speaker 4: The thing about this podcast is everything's true to We

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Speaker 4: don't exaggerate if we just tell it as it is.

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Speaker 5: Okay, let's go.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back.

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Speaker 4: We jump that Hollywood right away, Babe, why'd you drop it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Why did you drop it?

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Speaker 2: Because that's where we're reporting live from.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, I don't think any of us are in

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Speaker 4: Hollywood right now now or not.

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Speaker 3: I wish we did this right underneath the age of

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Speaker 3: the Hollywood Sign.

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Speaker 2: That would be really cool, or at least behind it.

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Speaker 4: You remember when you first moved to call or I

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Speaker 4: guess when Durs and I first moved to California and

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Speaker 4: Blake moved down to LA When you first saw the

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Speaker 4: Hollywood Sign, you were like, oh my god, this is magnificent.

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Speaker 4: And then you're like, Hollywood, I can't wait to just

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Speaker 4: see be there, see all the cool people, like it's

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Speaker 4: gonna be baby, maybe eat a baby, maybe be a

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Speaker 4: liberal elite that he's babies.

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Speaker 3: I can't wait to get elite and be coastal.

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Speaker 4: And then you get there and then Hollywood is like

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Speaker 4: the scariest place. It's like, I like, the first week

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Speaker 4: I was there, I saw a stabbing. Say so, huh, Hollywood, baby,

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Speaker 4: it's fucking terrifying.

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Speaker 3: Man, that's where like, oh hollyweird. I did not make

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Speaker 3: that up. That is not my joke.

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Speaker 2: Trying to think of my first scary Hollywood interactions. It

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Speaker 2: was definitely a terrifying.

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Speaker 5: Have you ever seen anyone get stabbed or and or murdered?

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Speaker 2: Huh? Not that I want to talk about on the pod? No,

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Speaker 2: I have not.

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Speaker 5: I have not wait what wait?

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Speaker 3: What on? Everything's good for fodder. We've learned this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, stop No, I don't think I have seen

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Speaker 2: that before.

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Speaker 5: I've seen it two times. I've seen stabbings.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if they died, because you know, I

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Speaker 4: just fucking can't walk into it.

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Speaker 2: Oh my money, put your head down.

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Speaker 4: Walk faster, walk faster, walk faster. I saw I saw

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Speaker 4: multiple stabbage. One I saw downtown, and then one I

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Speaker 4: saw on Hollywood Boulevard.

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Speaker 3: And Adam Adam listened to through the walls. Years of abuse.

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Speaker 3: His mom used to be the ship stopped, so seeing

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Speaker 3: the killings was nothing for him.

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Speaker 2: Call the cops, Jesus that it's important.

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Speaker 5: I don't joke about that. I don't joke about that.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I've seen a stabbing, I think

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Speaker 2: you would remember. Is that something you just forget about?

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Speaker 2: I guess you could block it out of your memory.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I do.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I do forget about stuff like that,

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Speaker 2: just like trauma.

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Speaker 3: What's trauma? Uh No?

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Speaker 4: I feel like Durors doesn't hang out and see I

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Speaker 3: Adam used to just kick it in garbage cans.

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Speaker 4: But you have to buy your fetanyl somewhere, right or

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Speaker 4: sell it.

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Speaker 5: Let's go. Uh No. So I was just walking.

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Speaker 4: It was me and Austin, like literally our buddy Austin Anderson,

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Speaker 4: and I think it was us. And it was one

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Speaker 4: of the first weekends that we were in LA allegedly,

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Speaker 4: and we walked down the Hollywood Bulevard. We're like, let's

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Speaker 4: just go drive up to Hollywood, walk around Hollywood Boulevard.

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Speaker 5: See what's up?

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Speaker 3: Because you were in Orange County.

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Speaker 5: Okay, we're down in Orange County. We drove up to La.

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Speaker 4: I had just been in La or in California for

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Speaker 5: We're like, oh, what happened.

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Speaker 4: We walk up and someone's like, oh my God, and

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Speaker 4: then there's just a person like bleeding out laying there

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Speaker 4: and we're like, oh, this guy just got stabbed.

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Speaker 3: I was hoping. I was hoping for it.

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Speaker 2: Like, let's get a I Love Hollywood t shirt over here?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, totally. I'm like, should we go to Ripley's Believe

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Speaker 3: Adam was like, they're filming movies everywhere here.

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Speaker 2: Let's get this little Kobe Bryant shirt over here. That's cool. Wow,

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Speaker 2: look a little Dodgers whoa Hooters?

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Speaker 3: I used to hit that Hooters all the time. Double

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Speaker 3: park right there, Just leave the blinkers going pray like hell,

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Speaker 3: they wouldn't take me.

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Speaker 2: Hooters.

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Speaker 5: Hollywood Rock Hoooters, Hollywood Man.

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Speaker 3: That was Hey, that was an era. It's gone now.

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Speaker 3: I believe it's a coffee beat and tea leaf.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Obama.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think they one in Burbank closed, Thanks Obama.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it did.

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Speaker 2: That one was the best I had.

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Speaker 3: But there's one still in the Long Beach.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Ramis Way.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I I had the Hooters Burbank shirt and I

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Speaker 2: lost it at Adam's bachelor party, which I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: No that works. I'm if you're gonna lose a Hooters

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Speaker 2: shirt be at your boy's bachelor party, that works.

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Speaker 5: I feel. And I could be wrong. We could be

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Speaker 5: a week off because.

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Speaker 4: We're we're stacking some episodes because people are working and

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Speaker 4: doing things. Uh, this might be the week that my

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Speaker 4: son is born. Hello, Yeah, pretty exciting.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love them.

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Speaker 5: We already have we have little tiny shoes.

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Speaker 3: Damn are those vans?

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Speaker 5: These are not bands and they're very soft. I'm like,

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Speaker 5: I'm a brand.

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Speaker 2: Who what what are we looking at? Osh?

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Speaker 5: Gosh, I don't know what they are?

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Speaker 4: You know, the wife, We're gonna get him some vans.

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Speaker 4: I think he has some vans some stairs. I just

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Speaker 4: saw these sitting on the counter and I was like, yeah, those.

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Speaker 2: Are really cute.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, have you guys washed because like the new clothes

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Speaker 3: or whatever you want, like wash them before you just

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Speaker 3: put them right on them. I remember washing the clothes

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Speaker 3: before the baby arrived and holding up what is the

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Speaker 3: absolute smallest size of a shirt?

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Speaker 4: And I was like, what, Yeah, You're like, my kid's

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Speaker 3: It's crazy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Now we have like a full closet of clothes. I'm like,

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Speaker 4: thirty thirty two pounds well, not fitting any of it?

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Speaker 5: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Wife splits in half dead, sacrificed everything. We appreciate it

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Speaker 4: You know, I Cause you're like, they were these clothes

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Speaker 4: for like maybe a month, right, and the until they're

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Speaker 4: onto the next one. I'm like, we're really we've got

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Speaker 4: a lot of options, I feel, but you know, it's

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Speaker 4: a better her to be over prepared. I recently, I

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Speaker 4: was telling you guys that I drove the route that

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Speaker 4: I'm going to drive to take her to the hospital.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: One, no, just ready to go. And I went to

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Speaker 3: Lot, right, you got the grow bag and everything.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And then I went through I like got the

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh yeah, it's a ton tons of

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Speaker 5: I'm like, dude, there, you can't just let me do and.

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Speaker 4: I'm like kind of arguing with the guy a little bit,

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Speaker 3: As doing business power.

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Speaker 2: I love the thought of you getting in the biggest

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Speaker 2: fucking fight with this guy. And he's like, that's it.

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Speaker 2: You're banned from the parking lot and you have to

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Speaker 2: tell Chloe like, yo, actually we need to park. We

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Speaker 4: I mean that that is your Curb your Enthusiasm episode.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: There, like, sorry, buddy, you're not coming back. You have

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Speaker 3: And then the obg Wyan comes out and he's like, oh,

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Speaker 3: this is my husband, the guy who works at the

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Speaker 4: There's there's also like, uh, this hospital overlooks the ocean,

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Speaker 4: so like you can it's you're like, hello, birthing sweet

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Speaker 3: The less you the less, the fewer details you include,

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Speaker 5: No, that's no, we all we all want everyone there.

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Speaker 4: Uh since South Africa party and uh but there's only

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Speaker 4: the other dope. And I'm like, I'm like, how do

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Speaker 5: You know, because those are the dope pay a ton

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Speaker 5: of money. No, you can't. I've I've I've told, I've asked,

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Speaker 5: I've been like, you be famous? I go, I did.

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Speaker 5: I also said that.

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Speaker 4: I didn't say that, but they knew who I was

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Speaker 4: and they're like, oh wow, cool, it's so great to

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Speaker 5: And I'm like, how do I get in?

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Speaker 3: I don't know who this guy is.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, They're like, it's first come, first serve, and uh

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Speaker 4: so I'm like, all right, well you better hurry up

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Speaker 4: and have the baby at the right.

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Speaker 5: You better serve that baby up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you put a lot of pressure on her always always,

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Speaker 2: I already came, you better serve.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Well, how do you think the babies come out pressuhrets,

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Speaker 4: that's just that is true, you know the breads.

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Speaker 3: But you know what's cool when the do date comes

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Speaker 3: and goes and then you start getting real like, well

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Speaker 3: what are we doing here? And the doctor's like, intercourse,

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Speaker 3: that's always a fun way to induce labor, and you're like, I.

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Speaker 4: Like our our doctor was like, straight up, if it

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Speaker 4: doesn't come like a few days after, we'll just induce

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I mean you don't you don't want to

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Speaker 3: kind of exhaust natural like days. It's not like they

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Speaker 3: come up. The due date's not a real thing, do

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Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. A dud date is an estimate.

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Speaker 3: That's like what they go, it's probably gonna be this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like guessing on the weather.

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Speaker 3: And though so if you're a few days past it,

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Speaker 3: that doesn't mean like it's got to come down.

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Speaker 5: Well, it depends on how big the child is.

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Speaker 3: And you know, these are these are factors.

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Speaker 5: These are factors.

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Speaker 3: She eats like a ninja turtle. She wants ice cream

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Speaker 4: But and then you're just like you have a lot

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Speaker 5: Hey Blake, more like fond don't okay?

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Speaker 5: How playing the game.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna keep them on, just putting them in little

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Speaker 6: Look, it's your brother, it's your brother. Poop poo, little

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Speaker 3: God, that's so cute. Why we called him bloody diarrhea.

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Speaker 5: We called him bloody diarrhea.

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Speaker 5: And that's when I go.

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Speaker 4: And that's when I go in the freezer and dig

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Speaker 3: You get out the scrap book and it smells so bad.

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Speaker 5: It's fermented. But now now it's just it's that wine

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Speaker 5: that they drink it or not wine. But what is that.

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Speaker 5: What is that? It's like fermented ship that gets you

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Speaker 2: Huh yeah, yeah, you huff the the the pooh vapors poo.

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Speaker 5: Bro. You see ship? Have you done it? Have you

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Speaker 5: done well? Why are you saying it? So?

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Speaker 3: You don't know.

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Speaker 4: Why I was in the thing about this podcast is

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Speaker 5: We just tell it as it is. Okay, all right, who.

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Speaker 3: Are you, boke? Just be yourself for one second? Please?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 2: And I wake the apology? Can I take the wig off?

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Speaker 3: Please?

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Speaker 5: She would get a fantish canna fanish canna fanish.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh man, No, I've never done Jacob,

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Speaker 2: and I apologize for lying. Obviously.

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Speaker 3: We think protests oma.

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Speaker 5: I think that'd be a fun thing to do. Is

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Speaker 3: This is the way each other's jencom and who hits

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Speaker 2: I would hate to do it wrong, because what if

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Speaker 3: Blake has a ladle and a mouthful's how come I'm

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Speaker 7: We would get it, We would hey, we would get

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Speaker 7: walked out. He's looking for a job. We're released. We're like, hey,

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Speaker 2: Come on over to be our fourth member of this

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Speaker 4: Let's do Jacob together. Kyle's no longer part of the podcast.

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Speaker 4: We need a fourth guy. See, maybe we get a

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Speaker 4: felon to picked a convict convict music, Yeah, and he

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Speaker 3: To Martha Stewart was making some like bomb ass jenkom

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Speaker 3: like she's got her recipe type.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know you want to do Martha's jankom.

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Speaker 3: You know she's a hint of Pumpkins spice and you're like.

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Speaker 5: Damn girl. Yeah, they're like you taste that.

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Speaker 3: By the way, that's my marve.

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Speaker 2: That was really good.

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Speaker 3: It was kind of better than I thought it would be.

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Speaker 2: I haven't heard of No, that's more Julia trial. What

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Speaker 4: But I think, uh, here's what we do, because you know,

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Speaker 3: So and was that the final show, by the way.

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Speaker 5: That was the final show and it just did It

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Speaker 4: In my hometown Omaha, were like all right doing the

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Speaker 3: Child goes with the guitar. Kyle goes off stage for

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Speaker 5: Plug, doesn't worry Ye, plugs it back in and.

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Speaker 3: End of waving him over to me, I hold my

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Speaker 2: Long story, short turns and Kyle starts sixty ninety just

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Speaker 4: So it's hard to do things like that, but what

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Speaker 5: It's the Jacob segment.

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Speaker 3: Just real quick, our sound engineer producer is defending himself.

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Speaker 2: It's okay, rented guitar.

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Speaker 5: I didn't throw Todd under the bus. If anything, it's probably.

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Speaker 4: It's ye, and we believe you. We believe you, Todd,

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Speaker 4: and it's not your fault. It might be the baby

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Speaker 4: eater Kyle Knuachek. Yeah, I blame who's not here to

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Speaker 3: And we rolled with it. It made for great fodder.

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Speaker 5: For the rest of This is fun.

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Speaker 3: But what's not gonna happen with the jencom is exciting

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Speaker 4: And then we're going, I mean that is a good idea,

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Speaker 4: maybe we oil blake up for the me Undies campaign.

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Speaker 3: You back to that from last week?

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Speaker 4: It's not a telethon. I feel like, who did it?

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Speaker 3: Would they do?

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Speaker 4: They do uh like two Bears one Cave Okay, and

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Speaker 5: Live uh at a theater in front of it.

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Speaker 4: They do it, they do it live in a studio,

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Speaker 4: and then they sell tickets online.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and you can watch it. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That seems really feasible.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and it seems fun.

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Speaker 4: And then we could get the jankom to actually jank

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Speaker 5: If we're gonna do a guitar bit, the guitar will

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Speaker 3: It's all.

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Speaker 4: It's all in studio. Okay, That's what I'm saying. That's

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Speaker 4: sure we should do something like that.

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Speaker 2: And I guess that's a good enough reason.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like you really want to do j.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and we don't have we don't and we don't have.

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Speaker 3: To travel like you could just do Janko.

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Speaker 5: We don't have to travel and we gotta do Jenko.

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Speaker 2: It's a long road to travel just for duck in

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Speaker 5: Is that? Is that? What it is? The ship air

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Speaker 2: The vapor vapors, baby, well, it's.

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Speaker 4: Just vapors, dude. It's just like smelling your friend's fart

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, and Adam gasoline is vapors and that'll

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Speaker 3: Nobody likes.

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Speaker 2: Nobody likes to beside me.

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Speaker 3: It's not Adam farts and thinks it's a gift.

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Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, I farted, You're welcome, thank you.

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Speaker 3: How's that high?

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Speaker 5: See? I don't I don't fart that often, but when

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Uh, what other things could we do during this live show?

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Speaker 4: We could do uh. We could do like a smack

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00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,120
Speaker 4: a smack off.

448
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,080
Speaker 5: We could do slack.

449
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:52,080
Speaker 2: We could do this slap we could do the slap

450
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:54,159
Speaker 2: thing that would because we could do slap box.

451
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,439
Speaker 3: I mean, after I do jencum, I might need that.

452
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:59,879
Speaker 4: I feel like Durors would like hurt one of us. Like,

453
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,840
Speaker 4: I feel like he would really hurt one of them.

454
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,919
Speaker 3: I would. I will say that the doopy trends. If

455
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,280
Speaker 3: you catch the doopy trend on the side.

456
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,960
Speaker 2: Of your face, oh sure, you're built for it.

457
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it might catch a nostril, bring the nose with it.

458
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,400
Speaker 4: And the doopy trends. It's like a hard part. It's

459
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:18,440
Speaker 4: like calcium built up in your palm, right, see that there? Yeah,

460
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,159
Speaker 4: I see it, I do see it. Yeah, dude, Wow,

461
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,919
Speaker 4: I can really know what that is. But it's is

462
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,320
Speaker 4: it hard to touch?

463
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:30,160
Speaker 3: Oh uh, sorry, I don't know what we're talking about. Yeah,

464
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,480
Speaker 3: it's it's like a dense little bunch.

465
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so that would really hurt, dude, that would Yeah,

466
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:36,840
Speaker 2: that's kind of cool.

467
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 4: Also, I feel like you got longer arms, a little

468
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,960
Speaker 4: more power to come from. Actually, short story, I feel

469
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 4: like it would have to be between Blake and I

470
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:48,800
Speaker 4: and then you and if Kyle were to.

471
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,680
Speaker 3: Ever come back to I mean those check hands.

472
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,320
Speaker 5: Or the guy from prison that we the felon that

473
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 5: we bring in that helps us with the Jenko, you

474
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 5: and him could go toe to toe.

475
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 3: I will give Kyle a little credit because he's got

476
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,159
Speaker 3: the he's got the hands. The hardware is there and

477
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,880
Speaker 3: also some more the pickleball kind.

478
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:13,880
Speaker 2: Of oh yeah, there might he might help. I'm not

479
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:14,399
Speaker 2: interested in.

480
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got heavy, he's also he's also leaned right up.

481
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 2: You know, he's looking good. He's got a jaw line.

482
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,520
Speaker 2: I'm I'm liking what I'm seeing.

483
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 5: I'm wondering if that'll hurt him.

484
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 3: Oh on quarter comedy wise.

485
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 5: In all ways, no for the our slat boxing competition.

486
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 5: I feel like there's no weight that X that extra

487
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 5: weight behind it.

488
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 3: He's still to forty. Dude, chill.

489
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,679
Speaker 5: You know, I thought he got down to like I

490
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 5: think he's like two fifteen or something.

491
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, well know what I mean. You know, when he's directing,

492
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 2: he gains. So we'll see. Right, there's those snacks that

493
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:54,439
Speaker 2: that snack table is calling her boy Barbecue, Kettle, draft City,

494
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 2: crafty City. You know they got those all dressed chips

495
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 2: in Canada. God damn those I.

496
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 3: Do kind of hate when they do the hot fly

497
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,879
Speaker 3: rounds when they're like, uh, do you want a little

498
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 3: half grilled cheese and you're like, nah, but let me yeah, yeah,

499
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,920
Speaker 3: yeah I'll have it. Yeah I'll have to.

500
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, So what I would do is when I had

501
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 4: I had an assistant for a while, shout out Kyle

502
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 4: Walsh and he would then go and just make sure

503
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 4: that I didn't miss any of them, because sometimes they

504
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,400
Speaker 4: come around and you just are you know, you're doing

505
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,879
Speaker 4: something else and you don't see it or whatever, and

506
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 4: then he would I always, Yeah, he brings me plates

507
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:37,879
Speaker 4: of everything that was brought around, so you just have

508
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 4: like a full, full pre meal. So this is when

509
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 4: you're on set. For people that are listening. When you're

510
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 4: on set, they don't want you to be hungry, which

511
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 4: is awesome. And then they bring you little snacks, a

512
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,360
Speaker 4: little homemade like little macaroni and cheeses or a little

513
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:57,239
Speaker 4: bit more for the crew whatever. Yeah, it's awesome, and

514
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 4: it's also great for you as an actor if you're

515
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 4: looking for if you're not looking to be a fat fuck.

516
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:07,159
Speaker 4: I'm always fighting this fight because my body wants to

517
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 4: be self facked.

518
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 5: It really does. It really wants to be fat.

519
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 3: And it's really good food hopefully. Sometimes some I'm on

520
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 3: some sets the food is insane.

521
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 4: It's bomb sometimes and other times you're like who's back there?

522
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 5: Like is it just blake back there? Making like Mannaise sandwiches.

523
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 2: We're having gram crackers with peanut butter and raisins.

524
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 3: Again. Sometimes it's like it's like disturbingly bad.

525
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 4: His ants on a log, But then I would get

526
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 4: like two plates of this ship.

527
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 5: And then and then you're like, well, I don't like

528
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 5: I took this. Now.

529
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 4: Other crew guys don't get this stuff if they if

530
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 4: they ran out or whatever.

531
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 5: He's hoarding again, and now I have to eat it all.

532
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 5: You know.

533
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 3: I heard a cool move that a producer told me.

534
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 3: He was like, oh, I know a producer who will

535
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 3: hire a shitty caterer and let that ride for like

536
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 3: the first two weeks and then like make kind of

537
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 3: an announcement where he's like, you, guys, I know the

538
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:12,479
Speaker 3: catering is so bad. I cut him loose. And then

539
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 3: he hires he plans to do this. Then he gets

540
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 3: a bomb caterer, and everybody loves the guy.

541
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 2: Ah, that's a move.

542
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 3: That's a move he does consciously to like win the

543
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 3: crew over. So when that he steps back on set,

544
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 3: everyone's like, there's my fucking guy.

545
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 2: Dude, the burritos can be whoa interesting?

546
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 5: So that guy's a sociopath. Guy's a total fucking maniac.

547
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you hire somebody who's bad at their job

548
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 2: to fire them publicly to make you look good when

549
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 2: you hire somebody better at the job.

550
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that guy's a lunatic. Damn. I mean some

551
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 5: producers are crazy.

552
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 3: That being said, we had Kyle on and now it's better.

553
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,639
Speaker 3: We had kyleon to fire him so that people appreciate

554
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 3: this better.

555
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:59,199
Speaker 2: Now hot, Trim the fat, baby, I'm loving it.

556
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 3: Don't call him. Don't call him that.

557
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 2: You're right, and I wasn't. Was it was a hypothetical fat?

558
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 5: I can't stop eating?

559
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 2: Was it hypothetical? You tell me, boss, help me out, man,

560
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 2: what hypothetical mean?

561
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 3: Like imaginary?

562
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 5: What do you mean You don't know what a hypothetical means?

563
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 2: No I do. It's like a scenario that could happen, hypothetical.

564
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you knew what it meant.

565
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 2: In the moment, I didn't know if I used it correctly, hypertical?

566
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 5: How did you use it?

567
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 2: Said it was a hypothetical fat, and that is not

568
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,640
Speaker 2: what I meant. I meant, Yeah, No, that doesn't work.

569
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:39,239
Speaker 2: No hypothetical fat. I meant the when he was like,

570
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:43,400
Speaker 2: trim the fat, Yes, I meant a symbolic symbolic fat.

571
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, symbolic fat. Brought you by symbolic fat.

572
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 4: That sounds like one of those drugs that you take, Like,

573
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 4: what is that symbalta?

574
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 3: I don't symbolic fat, symbolic fat.

575
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 5: Symbolic fat?

576
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 2: Damn sign me up?

577
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 3: Who comes up with I mean, I know this is

578
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 3: like stand up There is probably stand up comedy one

579
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 3: oh one. Now that someone has a bit about, like

580
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,199
Speaker 3: who comes up with these names of these medicines? It's like,

581
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 3: oh yeah, it's seriously like that's gotta be a full

582
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 3: time job and someone's probably really highly paid.

583
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 2: Dude, Huh, you know which one's fire? I'm all about

584
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 2: sky Rizzy sounds like it's like a rapper. Oh well,

585
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,679
Speaker 2: I said, that's my street ball name, Dudek. Sky Rizzy

586
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 2: mixtape is about to be fire.

587
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 4: Sometimes they blow. Sometimes you're like what, like this isn't.

588
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 3: Cool, right, but Jua troid And you're like.

589
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 5: That one's kind of hard to it doesn't roll off

590
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 5: the tongue, but every once in a while they nail it.

591
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 5: Sky Rizzy, You're correct, is fire?

592
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 4: If that's not like a sexy little rapper with just

593
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 4: like Neon green hair, like.

594
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like talking about bending over to let the

595
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 2: pussy breathe or something like that.

596
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,959
Speaker 3: Potentially, is that what you think it would be?

597
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, hypothetically is that your hypothetical song or lyric that

598
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 4: could be hypothetical?

599
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm just I'm I'm very into Like there's so

600
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 2: many female.

601
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 5: Rappers right now. Yes, she could. She could say something

602
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 5: about yeah, bet.

603
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 3: Or she could do something about like, I don't know,

604
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,360
Speaker 3: voting or education.

605
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:31,239
Speaker 2: No, female rappers are very vulgar right now, and I

606
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 2: love it. They will talk about like having like monster

607
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 2: truck pussy. It's like insane, It's great.

608
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 5: Whoa what is that? Do you explain that hypothetical metaphorical

609
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 5: Who's who's singing about? Is that? Is that your girl?

610
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 5: I Spice?

611
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 4: Because I feel like sky Rizzy would be I Spice's

612
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 4: direct competition.

613
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah, yeah, definitely exactly. She's coming in guns a

614
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 2: blazing and talking about.

615
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, pussy, bending over the pussy?

616
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 3: What what is the monster truck pussy? Is that like

617
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 3: a pussy that could take a.

618
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 5: Monster trucks like she's gonna run you over? Yeah, it's demolition.

619
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got mudflaps. What are we talking? I don't understand.

620
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 5: She's fucking she's squashing dicks. Dude. Yeah, she stacks them

621
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 5: up and squashes them.

622
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 2: It's all those things. It's all those things and more.

623
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 3: Is that good?

624
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 5: Uh?

625
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is that In this day and age, that's good.

626
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 5: You're owning your sexuality.

627
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 3: But doesn't what's her name say? Come park your truck

628
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 3: in this little garage. And you're like, okay, a little garage.

629
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 5: That's well, who is that? Is that?

630
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 2: That a little kim No?

631
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 5: No, no, that's that old timey rap. We're talking new timey.

632
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 2: We're talking new rap. The pussy is bigger than ever

633
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 2: and it is inhaling.

634
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 3: Oh that's fucking no, that's the that's a lyric from

635
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 3: Wet Ass Pussy. That's from WA.

636
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all How long ago was wap?

637
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 2: Dude park that truck in its little garage.

638
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 3: But now they're saying, yeah, bring whatever you got, big

639
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 3: or small, but this pussy a monster truck.

640
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 4: You might have to park on the fourth floors. Everything

641
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 4: moves so fast. Remember when when you're like, remember when

642
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 4: you're in eighth grade, like the type of music that

643
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 4: was popular, and then by the time you're a senior,

644
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 4: you look back at like your eighth grade music. You're

645
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 4: like that was so old, Like oh that was so

646
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 4: long ago, and really it was just like five years

647
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 4: ago and it wasn't that long.

648
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 5: That's what's happening now. Now pussies have to breathe.

649
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 2: They have to breathe.

650
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 4: You have to have a monster truck pussy. It's got

651
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 4: to demolish and squash all the cocks.

652
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 3: And look like I understand it in a in a

653
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 3: in a in an intellectual way, but emotionally, I just

654
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 3: I'm holding onto the past.

655
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 5: That makes a lot of sense. Okay.

656
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 3: I was watching SNL the other night and they had

657
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 3: some singer on and she was like laying on the

658
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 3: ground singing and like the camera did this like spin around.

659
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 3: I don't know what I mean.

660
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 5: It was like Rachel raz Or something Okay, seems real and.

661
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 3: I don't and I'm like, what is this ship they're doing?

662
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 3: And I was like, just stop for a second. Imagine

663
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 3: you're ten years old and this is like Madonna and

664
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 3: you've never seen anything like it before. Pretty cool. She's

665
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 3: just doing something pretty cool. Like I'm old, I'm jaded,

666
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 3: and I'm like, who what does she think? This is

667
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 3: fucking cool?

668
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 2: Is I'm getting sick, just walk I'm getting motion sick.

669
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 3: Renee Rap what I call Rachel Ras Rachel Renee Rap,

670
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 3: Renee Rap.

671
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 5: But she's also an actress, right she?

672
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 3: Uh?

673
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 5: Isn't she in the Mean Girls?

674
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 3: I mean, I believe And when Mean Girl, I'm all,

675
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 3: I'm so out of it.

676
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 2: I haven't even seen Mean Girls one.

677
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:39,479
Speaker 3: I walked past the movie theater and said Mean Girls up,

678
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 3: and I was like time travel. But I guess I

679
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 3: just never. I didn't hear that they were remaking it.

680
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, they did in another Mean Girls and then this

681
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 5: one's a musical, and and Tina Fey wrote it apparently so.

682
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 3: Because there was a stage like a Broadway Mean Girls.

683
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 3: That is a musical, right And is this that except filmed.

684
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 5: That I do know? No, Yes, it's a drawing.

685
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 3: Of a photo of a memory of a fucking disaster.

686
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 5: My guy. If producer Anna says yes.

687
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 3: We're playing the craziest game of fucking telephone with art

688
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 3: right now. Where it's like it was a movie then

689
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 3: it was a stage musical that now is into a

690
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 3: new movie.

691
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 2: That is really weird.

692
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,719
Speaker 4: I guess people are liking it. And Renee Rap I

693
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 4: recently I was like, who is this girl? And then

694
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 4: I was on her Instagram stalking her the other day. Sure,

695
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 4: but no, it seems like people are really fucking with

696
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 4: her right now.

697
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:32,479
Speaker 3: So she was singing.

698
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 4: She was singing, Hey, big ups for her from laying

699
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 4: on the ground at SNL. I would love to lay

700
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 4: on the ground at SNL, you know, take a nap

701
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 4: and just yeah eight h and just do Maybe that's

702
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 4: where I do jencom.

703
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 5: Maybe that is the time them.

704
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 3: We'd love to have you on to do the jankom.

705
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 2: We'd love to we won't be having a musical performance.

706
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:59,479
Speaker 2: We have comedian actor Adam Devine trying jencobs the second

707
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 2: time he didn't want for his podcast telethon and now

708
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 2: he's here.

709
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:07,959
Speaker 5: The host.

710
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,479
Speaker 3: The host is like fucking, I don't know who. Somebody

711
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 3: serious and he's like lady and gentlemen once again, Adam

712
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 3: Devine doing jab.

713
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 2: For the second time, And I'm Adam.

714
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 5: When the host has to.

715
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 3: Be serious for interview, Yeah, when like Adam Driver, whoever

716
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 3: it is, has to be like seriously introducing the musical artist.

717
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,479
Speaker 3: I laughed so hard because they're like ladies and gentlemen

718
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 3: once again, Moby, and you're like chill.

719
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 2: That's why What's his Shame was the coolest, wasn't it.

720
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 4: Adrian Brodie once again, sky Rizzy.

721
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just Clive Owen, ladies and gentlemen, sky Razzy, Like.

722
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 3: It's a blessing or some shit. You're like, dude, it's

723
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 3: just a musical performance.

724
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 5: Sean Counter.

725
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 4: If I was ever the host of SNL, I would

726
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 4: be so serious in those moments.

727
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 5: You have to be. You have to be. You have

728
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 5: to try to out serious making the style or whoever,

729
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 5: like actor silly and Killian Murphy.

730
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 3: Oh, silly Murphy.

731
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 5: That's a great one, silly and Killian Gillian.

732
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 2: He's like, when I do S and L, call me

733
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 2: silly and silly. Yay, do you guys ever catch Yes?

734
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 3: I don't know the last time you guys have watched

735
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 3: S and L. I just I have my my fucking

736
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 3: DVR collections and I watched this new one.

737
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 5: It's okay, you could watch it.

738
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine.

739
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 3: I don't and this is the first time in a

740
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 3: long time, for some long time. But do you guys

741
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 3: ever catch yourself when you're watching it late? And it's

742
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 3: just like the title card of like the host being

743
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 3: kind of goofy or not having like a cool photo

744
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 3: and it says like SNL and it's dead silent for

745
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 3: those ten seconds and you just look at it and

746
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 3: you're like this, you have like a It gives you

747
00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 3: like a weird time to like pondering process and it

748
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 3: kind of makes it like it like elevates the show

749
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 3: in a weird way where you just look at this photograph.

750
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 3: Look at this photograph.

751
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 2: Oh, look at this photograph, ladies and gentlemen Nickel, and

752
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 2: you think SNL every time.

753
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 3: It makes me laugh. No, but it's silent, and it's

754
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 3: kind of like, am I crazy?

755
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 4: I feel like that's what Laura Michaels has done such

756
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 4: a good job of is making the show scene even

757
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 4: though it's a silly sketch comedy show at its core,

758
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 4: that's what it is, and like exactly, but then he's

759
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 4: done a great job of like elevating it and making

760
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,800
Speaker 4: it seem important and special special.

761
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 3: It's it's silent for a reason, like usually there'd be

762
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,720
Speaker 3: some sort of interstitial it's a moment.

763
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 5: We've never learned that lesson.

764
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:51,760
Speaker 4: We talk over each other constantly, We cannot stop, cannot

765
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:55,240
Speaker 4: help our sorry.

766
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 3: But I do. I was watching it, and it hit

767
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 3: me and I was like, every time I watched the

768
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 3: show and I sit through one of these ten second

769
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 3: photograph interstitials without any sound, I like, go to this

770
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 3: place where I'm like a moment of his end. This

771
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 3: show's an institution. This is to be cherished once again.

772
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Ladies and gentlemen. There's sixty nine boys,

773
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 2: the Ying Yang.

774
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 4: Twins, Ladies and gentlemen, Gaba Penton, Ladies and gentlemen, celebrex

775
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 4: O zempic.

776
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 3: But part of me is like, is it being self

777
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 3: serious or or should I have the genuine.

778
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 2: Feelings Ladies and gentlemen, Like does it know what it's doing?

779
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 2: Honors Honestly, anytime you can have real feelings, I.

780
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 4: Say, embrace that. Yeah, please, I like that. That's when

781
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 4: he has it. That's your special place.

782
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 2: That's when he reflects on life for a ten seconds,

783
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: ten seconds, like it all just hits him in between

784
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 2: fucking sketches. I'm okay, everything's gonna be fine.

785
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 3: But they know what they're doing. I want to know

786
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 3: if he was like no music that you know, you

787
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 3: know he was it was like no no music, just

788
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 3: the picture, the picture, and people go it'll be weird,

789
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 3: it'll be really quiet. I know, right, I'm gonna go

790
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 3: eat popcorn.

791
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 4: I guess it's I wonder if sometimes she's like, I

792
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 4: wish we wouldn't have I would like to play music

793
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 4: over this guy. Yeah, I hate Like I wonder if

794
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 4: some hosts it like they don't have the gravitas to

795
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 4: like pull off the no music, right, that'd be cool

796
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 4: when we get I feel like if one of us

797
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,720
Speaker 4: were hosting, that's the first time they're like, it's like, whoa,

798
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 4: that was weird.

799
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 2: How they how they blasted?

800
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 3: Please don't turn the channel, And you're like, whoa, hey,

801
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 3: I know you guys.

802
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 2: Keep it right where it's at.

803
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 3: I'm at home, Hey, Emma. So they're gonna play Adam's

804
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 3: silent ten second picture here, and it's just.

805
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 2: Like, don't turn the channel, please don't leave, Please don't leave.

806
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 3: Fucking thing sucks. Hey, Look, Blake's gonna get his little

807
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,879
Speaker 3: silent thing here. I know you want to watch something.

808
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,919
Speaker 2: Else, but you gotta trust us. The musical guest is good.

809
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 3: I know you haven't left yet. He might take off the.

810
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,240
Speaker 5: Wigs, ladies and gentlemen back clothing.

811
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 3: What's that is that for?

812
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 5: Your back.

813
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 8: It's maybe called the fucking it's a muscle relaxer.

814
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 5: I believe back muscle loaf ladies and gentlemen.

815
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 4: Backclothing, I mean back clothing sounds like a Beethoven, like

816
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 4: a foreign artist.

817
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 5: Like they come in and they're doing some.

818
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 4: Like weird ship foreign to what Adam, foreign to Americans?

819
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 5: And that's how it works. That's how it is.

820
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 2: Fucking disaster, my.

821
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:54,360
Speaker 3: Guy, Do I have a foreign name? Adam? Yeah, under mister,

822
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 3: I'm the name. I'm named after the supposed.

823
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 2: First guy, Adam Me. Yeah, Adam, real original Adam and Steve.

824
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:13,280
Speaker 5: Dude.

825
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,919
Speaker 4: I had like have a fridge repair the other day.

826
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 4: So so I'm having a this fridge repair man and

827
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 4: he's fixing my fridge and it's, uh, you know, I'm

828
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 4: talking with him, trying to make some small talk, and

829
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 4: he's like, could you show he's part in front of

830
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,280
Speaker 4: my garage and I need him to move the garage.

831
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 5: But he's kind of taking his time and he's gonna

832
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:32,959
Speaker 5: be out of here in a minute.

833
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 4: And I'm like, okay, yeah, it's a fine, just a minute,

834
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 4: and you know, and uh, he's he's like, oh, last

835
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 4: time I was here because we this fridge is like

836
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 4: on the fritz. He's like, last time I was here,

837
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 4: your wife is pregnant. I'm like, yeah, he's giving birth

838
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 4: any day now. I was like, Oh, total weirdo. And

839
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 4: then he goes, uh.

840
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,320
Speaker 3: Wait, he's a total weirdo.

841
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:52,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a total weirdo.

842
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 4: I mean he's he's a very nice guy, but he's

843
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,359
Speaker 4: he's he's a little off and he uh.

844
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 5: He goes, what are you naming your son? And I go,

845
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 5: we're thinking about the name Bo.

846
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 4: And he goes, huh, I haven't heard that before. And

847
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's not that abnormal, it's you know, the

848
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 4: people are named Bo. And he's like, I've never heard that. Okay,

849
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 4: what a funny thing to say the name of your kid.

850
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,879
Speaker 4: And he's like he's like, no, don't like it.

851
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 5: Not a name.

852
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the rest of the name. That's just the

853
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 2: first part.

854
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:29,399
Speaker 3: Yeah.

855
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 2: Is it bovid?

856
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 5: Is it bovid?

857
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 3: You can plug? You can plug the fridge in. I

858
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 3: gotta go.

859
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 5: He also is like, I mean I think he's he's

860
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 5: Eastern European, somewhere Eastern, said Eastern.

861
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 4: I said, I dropped the end on that one. I

862
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 4: believe I believe. I believe I did.

863
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 2: We'll run that back.

864
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 4: He's Eastern European, uh and he it was so funny

865
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 4: being like, hmm, that's funny.

866
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,360
Speaker 5: I haven't heard that one before.

867
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 3: Oh boh, no you didn't and you think but he's

868
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,080
Speaker 3: from Eastern Europe, so.

869
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 2: He's probably never heard of bo Jackson.

870
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,359
Speaker 3: What names has he heard over there?

871
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 2: There's some there's probably some wild one.

872
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 3: What's he coming with a lot of consonants.

873
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, his name was like Arnold Good.

874
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 2: That is a really good name.

875
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, so solid name.

876
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 3: So now he's like, how about Arnold and you're like.

877
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,359
Speaker 5: Yes, sir, yeah, actually yeah, now that you say it,

878
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 5: that would be why.

879
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,879
Speaker 3: He's like, now shut up and moves. I can put

880
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 3: this refrigerator in here by myself.

881
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,959
Speaker 2: Huge bear of a man. I like that guy.

882
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 3: His kids' names are frigid Air and fucking.

883
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 5: Honeywell did that ever happen to you? When you said

884
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 5: you're naming your child.

885
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 2: Marsh People kind of were like, do you spell it

886
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 2: with a Z or S stuff like that, or short

887
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,320
Speaker 2: for something?

888
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:45,879
Speaker 3: But I remember just saying next I thought it was dope.

889
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 5: I was like yeah, obviously, yeah.

890
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean and then the more. You like, it's

891
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 2: kind of like when you buy a car and then

892
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 2: you start seeing the car on the road more the more.

893
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 2: Like once you name your kid that you start to

894
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,799
Speaker 2: realize there's all these kids named that in the world,

895
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 2: because they'll be like, my name's Bo or my name's Mars.

896
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 5: It's like there's other Marsh.

897
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 2: There's a community out there.

898
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not kidding, there's a whole Mars community.

899
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're out there.

900
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 5: Has Mars been in the wild and met other Mars?

901
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 3: Nope, don't let her out of the house.

902
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 2: She's not going anywhere.

903
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, that makes sense.

904
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 2: Has she met another Mars online?

905
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 4: And as a as a child, you know, as a

906
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,439
Speaker 4: new father, I won a lot of advice. So yeah,

907
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 4: don't let your kid leave the house for the first

908
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 4: ten years, is Blake's advice. Yeah, makes a lot of sense.

909
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, name them after a planet and then don't

910
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:36,720
Speaker 3: let them look at the sky part of that world?

911
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 3: Where'd my name come from?

912
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 5: Do not look up?

913
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 2: Don't you live in row blocks world? And that's where

914
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 2: you're gonna stay. I think we met a Mars the

915
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 2: other day. Was it a barista? No?

916
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 5: No?

917
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,800
Speaker 3: No, like a kid another kid named mars.

918
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool.

919
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 3: When we were on tour, some dude rolled up to

920
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 3: me when we went to that speakeasy bar, and he

921
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 3: and his dudes all rolled up, uh, flying the Mighty

922
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 3: Duck style towards me and he and they were like,

923
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 3: it's snuckle exactly. All the dudes behind him were like

924
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 3: super button Duck, kind of like excited, and I'm like,

925
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 3: what's happening? And he's just like hey, and I'm like,

926
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 3: what's up, guys. He goes my name is Onders, and

927
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 3: then they all lean in like and then I ended

928
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 3: up talking to this guy for way too long. But

929
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 3: I just don't meet us in the wild, and it's

930
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 3: it's always a kinship. There's a big long hug. What

931
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 3: did you think I was gonna say? A big long

932
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 3: what blake? What do you think I was gonna say?

933
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,320
Speaker 2: I was thinking of kids on the cheek.

934
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 3: He was a Stonian, which.

935
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 2: Atonian Isn't that? I thought that was made up for

936
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 2: Encino man. Yeah, basically where is Estonia?

937
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:45,280
Speaker 5: Yeah? Is that a real place?

938
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 3: Easter? I think it's an easter that's right right by

939
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 3: where all the bunnies are. It's where the eggs are laid.

940
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, right right round that way.

941
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 3: But it's so fucking when you have a weird name

942
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 3: where I should say ethnically different, I don't fucking know.

943
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 3: It's crazy when you meet somebody out in the wild

944
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 3: and you're like, what's up?

945
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 5: Fucking people are so weird about being weird. Just it's cool, dude,

946
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 5: you're different. It's sick. Yeah, being normal sucks. We're weird

947
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 5: as fuck.

948
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 2: And then you know, eventually it's all gonna flip over.

949
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 2: There's gonna be millions of mars Is and sky Rizzy's

950
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 2: walking around and the John's of the world are gonna

951
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:27,879
Speaker 2: be like, whoa holy wit?

952
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is no kid named Kevin anywhere Kevin. Kevin

953
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 3: is like a big name for people our age, Like,

954
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 3: there's a lot of Kevin. We all know a few Kevin's.

955
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of Kevin's.

956
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 3: Ain't no Kevin's under twenty.

957
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'ven't met a Kevin in a hot minute. Where's

958
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 2: all the kids?

959
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 3: And there are school shooter for sure.

960
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 4: I feel like, what about the names that were like

961
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 4: kind of broie names that everybody.

962
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:54,360
Speaker 5: Had, Like the Kyle's speaking of, was.

963
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 3: Kyle a bro name? Where you're from? Yeah, huh.

964
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 4: I feel like, uh, I don't know if Kyle was

965
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 4: a pro name. Kyle is just the name of like

966
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 4: anyone that like wear wore a lot of like flat

967
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 4: brim hats, and like, uh, we're into like monster trucks,

968
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 4: monster truck pussy. Even though a few of my best

969
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 4: friends are named Kyle clear of Kyle's.

970
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 3: Regular Master trucks or monster trug pussy.

971
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 5: Monster truck pussies.

972
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,720
Speaker 9: Obviously in this hypothetical yeah, uh yeah, And I'm wondering

973
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 9: if it was so popular, like for people our rage

974
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 9: no one our rage is then naming our kid Kyle.

975
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,320
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, kind of takes it off the board because

976
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 2: you know so many Yeah, and I've never I've met

977
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 2: maybe one Kyle. I kind of like, but usually I

978
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,720
Speaker 2: don't get along with Kyle.

979
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 3: Is it the one we know?

980
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 4: Thank you, Cat, I know, I felt like I really

981
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 4: get along with Kyle's. There's plenty of Kyle's in my life.

982
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 3: There was a very funny name joke on the show

983
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 3: Mister Mayor, which I don't know if it's I don't

984
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 3: think it's still on, but it was a pretty funny show.

985
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 3: And Bobby moynihan from S and l Fame was very,

986
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 3: very very funny on this show. And obviously he's like

987
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 3: forty or something like that, and his name was Jaden,

988
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 3: and I just thought that was fun I just thought

989
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 3: that was the funniest fucking thing in the world ever.

990
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 5: He was the first. He's the first Jaden.

991
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, essentially. Yeah, they're like, and Jayden, come on in here,

992
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,839
Speaker 3: and he's like, yeah, what's up. It's just like every

993
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 3: time they say Jayden, you laugh hard because you know

994
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 3: it's impossible that his name could be Jaden.

995
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

996
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 4: I would like to Hey, if your name is Jaden

997
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 4: and you are forty years old, I would say even

998
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 4: thirty seven years old, Yeah, thirty seven years old and up,

999
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 4: please reach out.

1000
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 5: We would like to meet you. We would like to

1001
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 5: say hello.

1002
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 3: By the way, Bobby moynihan, I'm not gonna say sneaky

1003
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 3: old because I don't want that to come off as

1004
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 3: an insult or whatever, because age ain't nothing but a number,

1005
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 3: and age is beautiful.

1006
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 5: Well, he seems he seems like the old trees are beautiful. Well,

1007
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 5: he seems younger. He seems younger than I feel like

1008
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 5: we A lot of times.

1009
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 3: I thought it was younger than me. I thought he

1010
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:01,359
Speaker 3: was younger than me, and he isn't, so he's geriatricy.

1011
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 4: A lot of times I tell you, know, you tell

1012
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 4: people that you're forty years old. I feel like the

1013
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 4: three of us we've always played younger on TV and

1014
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 4: movies and shit, and people are always like, at least

1015
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 4: speaking for myself, they're.

1016
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 5: Like, ew, you're forty. I'm like yeah, They're like, I

1017
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 5: did not see that one coming.

1018
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:19,720
Speaker 2: I don't like you anymore.

1019
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 5: I like you less now.

1020
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 2: Everything you've done so Estonia is.

1021
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 4: Right by two other countries that I didn't know even existed.

1022
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 5: Latvia kind of thought that was a fake.

1023
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 2: That's where doctor Doom is from.

1024
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 5: You've heard of that, sure, And then Belarus, which I'm

1025
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 5: also like, whoa, what is that Belarus?

1026
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 2: What goes on in Belarus? I bet it's off the chain.

1027
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 5: I bet there's some what's cool? I hope, I hope.

1028
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 4: Like remember when Anna showed us her computer and you

1029
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,720
Speaker 4: could see Anna producer Ana. You could see exactly where

1030
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 4: people are listening to the podcast, and you're like, oh,

1031
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,399
Speaker 4: there's people in Iran that are listening to the pod,

1032
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,760
Speaker 4: like three it's like three people?

1033
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1034
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 5: Is it? Iron? You you wrong?

1035
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 4: And I wrong, you ran regardless, there's there was like

1036
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:16,320
Speaker 4: people listening to it there and You're like, that's them.

1037
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 2: Saying she's saying it's science.

1038
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 3: You know what, what's it gonna be in ten years.

1039
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 3: I'm gonna change it every ten years.

1040
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 5: Hey, we're naming it Jayden. It's now called the Land

1041
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 5: of Jayden.

1042
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 3: There you go.

1043
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:29,919
Speaker 5: I like that.

1044
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 3: Cool.

1045
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 4: Cool, it's cool. It's cool that you cool that come

1046
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 4: to Jayden. No, it's cool that people in Estonia are

1047
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 4: probably listening to the podcast. And big shout out to

1048
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 4: the people of Estonia.

1049
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 2: Absolutely.

1050
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 5: I want to get a real place and we and

1051
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 5: we would love the vacation there.

1052
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 2: Their flag is pretty cool.

1053
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 3: Speaking of being old and people we let down, And

1054
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 3: maybe I've talked about this already, but like when we

1055
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 3: did the the Bieber Roast, Oh Adam you went there right?

1056
00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 2: No?

1057
00:48:58,719 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 5: I yeah, I was refused.

1058
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 3: Yeah he did. I forgot you were not a believer

1059
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 3: at that point in your life.

1060
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's too bad, and was it? That's like for me,

1061
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 2: Thank goodness you found the light.

1062
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 3: We're there, we're hanging out after the show, and uh,

1063
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 3: I grabbed Emma and I bring her over and I'm like, yo,

1064
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 3: justin this is my wife. And he was like, you're married,

1065
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 3: and I was like.

1066
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, old, and he goes, WHOA, Oh god, wait.

1067
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 3: How old are you? And I I think I was

1068
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 3: probably thirty five.

1069
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 2: Get away from me, pervert.

1070
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 3: I think I was thirty five and had just had

1071
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 3: my first kid. I think that's no, that can't be right.

1072
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 3: I was thirty two then, and I go I'm thirty two,

1073
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 3: and his face it was like I had died. And

1074
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 3: he goes, WHOA, I didn't know that. And then he

1075
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 3: was like later And then I think flew to Vegas

1076
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 3: with Pete Davidson for his birthday or some shit. Yeah,

1077
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 3: And Emma was like, did you see when he saw

1078
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 3: it when you said how old you were? And I

1079
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 3: was like, let's just keep walking, let's just keep walking.

1080
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:02,720
Speaker 5: He was devastated.

1081
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,879
Speaker 3: He kind of was. He was shocked. Ye, now he's

1082
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 3: thirty two, so what's up now?

1083
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was. I met him a couple of times.

1084
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 4: One time we're at this like this bar, and he

1085
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 4: was like, yeah, so I saw you and Zach Effron

1086
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 4: like you guys, it looks like you got in good

1087
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 4: shape for that movie. And I'm like, yeah, me and

1088
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 4: Zach were brothers in Swool and he goes, what and

1089
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 4: I go, we're brothers in swol. It's loud, so we're

1090
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 4: kind of yelling. I'm yelling this at I'm like, we're

1091
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 4: brothers in swoll and I'm sort of dancing, you know,

1092
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 4: and uh, and he's like grinding on him.

1093
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 2: What does that even mean?

1094
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's always not good to hear after you say

1095
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 3: something funny.

1096
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we go we work out together, and he goes, yeah, no,

1097
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 4: I know I said that, and I go I And

1098
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 4: that was the conversation.

1099
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:50,240
Speaker 3: Liz, don't stop the music.

1100
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, what an awkward Yeah.

1101
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 3: And by the way, this is not a slight on

1102
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 3: Justin Bieber.

1103
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 5: No, he rocks.

1104
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 3: I actually think he's perfect. I think he's perfec is

1105
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 3: the best. I blame I blame myself. I wake up

1106
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 3: every morning.

1107
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 4: I was like, I should have been funnier in the

1108
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 4: moment brothers in Swool. It didn't make sense to him.

1109
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:13,279
Speaker 4: I should have yeah, in the moment, should have been

1110
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,879
Speaker 4: should have been funnier for Justin. You know, you're kind

1111
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,720
Speaker 4: of put when you meet these young sexy pop stars.

1112
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 4: You're put on the spot.

1113
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 5: M hmm.

1114
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, I feel.

1115
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 4: Like we're always pretty leaned forward when it comes to

1116
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,800
Speaker 4: our comedy, and when you meet people, you're leaned forward.

1117
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,240
Speaker 4: You meet a pop star, suddenly you're on your heels.

1118
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 3: Yeah you're fat, Joe.

1119
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're in a defense.

1120
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:35,399
Speaker 4: You're leaning back back, you're leaning back. You are you fat?

1121
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 4: You're fat Joe in the whole.

1122
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 3: Situation, Yeah, Joey crack. And I guess you just you

1123
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 3: can't let that happen. You always get out of leaning always, you.

1124
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 5: Do, Yeah, you do.

1125
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 2: You should have doubled down.

1126
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:47,359
Speaker 5: And admitted once.

1127
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 4: You never know, Like for me, I didn't know Justin

1128
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 4: Bieber was going to be at this bar I was

1129
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 4: at just like club.

1130
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 3: Did you go in the bathroom and tuck your shirt in?

1131
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 5: Yeah? I went in the bathroom.

1132
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,720
Speaker 3: And flushed a jacket down the toilet.

1133
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 5: I went in the bathroom, I wetted my hair. He

1134
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 5: pulled the fire alarm.

1135
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 3: Did you wet your hair to come talk to him?

1136
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.

1137
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 2: You should have doubled down and then immediately took your

1138
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,320
Speaker 2: shirt off, and he probably would have thought that was hilarious.

1139
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 5: Dude.

1140
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I said, brothers in swollen and then I ripped

1141
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 4: my shirt off and shart flakes and.

1142
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 2: For them just lean into it and then break a

1143
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,800
Speaker 2: glass over your head and be like, ah, that.

1144
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 3: Hass Like you blink your eyes and somehow you've transported

1145
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 3: outside the club. I don't know, and two giant men

1146
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 3: are standing in front of you, and you're like, I

1147
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 3: don't evenunderstand what just happened.

1148
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 4: It was just a joke, Jesus, that was I wonder

1149
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 4: if I could even if they would even allow me

1150
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 4: into that club, because that's the club that like, what

1151
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 4: is it?

1152
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 5: Dahlia's Delia's on what Santa Monica? Delia's right, you're asking

1153
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 5: the wrong guy, I believe. So it was very cool

1154
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 5: supper club.

1155
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 3: I mean you say supper club, it's cool. You know.

1156
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:57,359
Speaker 4: You see Drake there, you see you see Bieber there.

1157
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 5: You know you end up talking meeting all these cool people.

1158
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 4: I bet now because I went there like eight seven,

1159
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 4: eight years ago, and I bet now if I showed

1160
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 4: up and was like yo yo, ready to come in,

1161
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 4: Like yo, you say yo yo twice.

1162
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 2: And you're just a young man ready to.

1163
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 5: Get his sense.

1164
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 3: You're not getting in here with that shirt on.

1165
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:17,919
Speaker 5: Yo, ready to throw down.

1166
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get my swerve on.

1167
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 5: What up? Yo? Yo?

1168
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 4: Brothers yo yo, I'm a brother in swool, and they

1169
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:28,439
Speaker 4: like immediately put the velvet rope back on its little hook.

1170
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 4: They're like, oh, and then sky Rizzy gets out of

1171
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 4: the back of an escalator her town car and they're like,

1172
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 4: come on in, yeah, come on.

1173
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 3: I mean, this time comes for us all. Obviously Bieber

1174
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,879
Speaker 3: would still be let in somewhere. But I feel like, yeah,

1175
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:44,240
Speaker 3: oh yeah, even he had not that he's positioned himself

1176
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 3: out of the limelight or whatever, but like he's not

1177
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 3: really out like that anymore. I don't think he gives

1178
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 3: a fuck anything.

1179
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 2: I think he chilled out.

1180
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 4: Well, he has a medical condition, does he is? Yeah,

1181
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 4: he's currently battling something.

1182
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 2: Oh shit, Yeah, I didn't know that.

1183
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 5: It happens, happens to the best of us. Oh, sir,

1184
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 5: I don't like it. He he does have.

1185
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 4: It's something like his eyes, his face, facial muscles twitch

1186
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 4: and too hot. Oh Ramsey Hunt syndrome, a rare condition

1187
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 4: that has paralyzed one side of his face.

1188
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1189
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 3: So yeah, but that doesn't mean he can't hit a club.

1190
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:17,760
Speaker 3: He just has to drink sideways.

1191
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, like do the Murphy Lee mask. Got to lean

1192
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 2: into that.

1193
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 3: Let me reach into his d MS and tell him.

1194
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah he should. We should tell him just to

1195
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 5: wear the Murphy Lee mask and then let's party.

1196
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 2: And he's like, who the fuck is Murphy Lee?

1197
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:31,280
Speaker 5: You idiot?

1198
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 2: How old are you? Sat Lema Digs, dude, Nelly Bro like,

1199
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 2: I truly hate you, I truly, I.

1200
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 5: Truly hate you. Would be the funniest thing.

1201
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 3: It'd be cool if he was the fourth guy on

1202
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 3: the podcast, and that would he kind of just listened

1203
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,320
Speaker 3: and he was like the barometer for like what it

1204
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:54,399
Speaker 3: was actually funny or.

1205
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,240
Speaker 5: Not, because he loved work alics.

1206
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 3: He was.

1207
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 5: He was stoked to meet me, and then less stoked

1208
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,760
Speaker 5: when I said brother in Swoll didn't get it, didn't understand.

1209
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe he just didn't hear me. And then upon

1210
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,399
Speaker 4: the repeat, it wasn't as good as the first time.

1211
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 5: Not sure, but a weird.

1212
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 4: That was also that I met John Mayer at that

1213
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 4: club and it was the second time I had met him,

1214
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 4: and he had since gotten sober, and he was at

1215
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 4: this club but drinking like soda water and he was like, hey,

1216
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 4: I just wanted to say, like, I'm so sorry, about

1217
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 4: the first time we met, I was making fun of you,

1218
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 4: and I just I feel really bad about it, you know,

1219
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 4: and I don't drink anymore, and that's that's part of it.

1220
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 5: And I'm like, I did not know he was making

1221
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 5: fun of me.

1222
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,840
Speaker 3: Dude, amazing, what's that story?

1223
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 5: Well?

1224
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the hell was that I met?

1225
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 5: I met him at some at some party, and he

1226
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 5: I thought we were just getting along. Evidently he was

1227
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 5: like throwing shade at me and like shitting on me.

1228
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 5: But I had no clue. I did not remember him

1229
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,359
Speaker 5: making fun of me at all. I thought we were

1230
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,359
Speaker 5: just chatting up.

1231
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,919
Speaker 2: When he was saying, clown boy, say some funny, clown boy,

1232
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 2: think some funny.

1233
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 5: I don't even really remember the conversation, but I don't

1234
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,280
Speaker 5: remember him making fun of me. But in his memory,

1235
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 5: he was like, I was shitting on you.

1236
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 4: I was I wasn't making fun of you, and I'm

1237
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 4: so sorry about that.

1238
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,240
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, okay.

1239
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 2: Every time he talked to you, he was like, yeah, okay, sure,

1240
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 2: I'm adro you're in a show.

1241
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 3: I'm dying to like just wrung the tape on that.

1242
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 5: I bet.

1243
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 4: I bet he was just saying some slic ship that

1244
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 4: I just wasn't catching because you know, I'm many idiots,

1245
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:42,359
Speaker 4: because I'm a fucking idiot, you know.

1246
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:45,040
Speaker 3: Because I'm not really smart in tune.

1247
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,720
Speaker 5: Moron, I don't catch a little slight.

1248
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:50,320
Speaker 3: I can't think of the word.

1249
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 5: I'm a dumbass.

1250
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 3: Well you did, you? To be fair, you probably weren't

1251
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 3: leaning in.

1252
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:58,760
Speaker 5: I I was on my heels. I'm meeting cool pop stars.

1253
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,440
Speaker 3: You saw John Mayor you back?

1254
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was leaning back.

1255
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,280
Speaker 2: You fat Joe did it when you needed the big punish.

1256
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 5: I sure did any takebacks, any apologies? Any epic slams? Guys?

1257
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 3: Hmmm?

1258
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 2: What was that going to take back? There was something

1259
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 2: I wanted to take backs a bitch, I should have

1260
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 2: wrote it down.

1261
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,919
Speaker 5: Uh, well, there's no take backs for me. I would

1262
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 5: I would.

1263
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 4: I would like to say no shade against Justin Bieber

1264
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,439
Speaker 4: or uh what's his name?

1265
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 3: Sure, okay, John Mayer.

1266
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 2: You're trying to get big.

1267
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 3: Time, go ahead, big time go ahead.

1268
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:40,479
Speaker 4: Sorry I was shipping on him, But no fans about

1269
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 4: those guys not trying to throw any shade. Uh you're

1270
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 4: not gonna give him flowers because that's dangerous to do.

1271
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 4: What I would, I would like to say hello, and

1272
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 4: I'd love to be invited back to the club. I

1273
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 4: did get John Mayer's number. We exchanged numbers. He was

1274
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 4: a very nice guy, very cool. He was like, hit

1275
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 4: me up sometime. I think we're talking about watches or something.

1276
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,440
Speaker 3: Oh you thought that was a real number.

1277
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I texted him. I texted him once, did

1278
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 4: not get a response back, So you know that happens. Well,

1279
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 4: so the same thing happened with Chappelle's. I got Chappelle's number,

1280
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 4: he was like, hit me up.

1281
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're good friends. I assume they gave you the

1282
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 3: same number that goes to some.

1283
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 5: It was just sixty nine, sixty nine four twenty, so

1284
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:23,959
Speaker 5: I don't know why I didn't.

1285
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 8: You were like, funny dude, Oh fucking we are brothers

1286
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 8: in phone numbers.

1287
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 2: Brothers in funny dude, brothers in phone numbers. Sixty nine dudes.

1288
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 5: Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams.

1289
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:42,480
Speaker 3: It seems like John Mayer got all the slams this money.

1290
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 3: I mean, if the bab, if the baby's here, congratulations,

1291
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 3: thank you. If the baby's not here, what's your problem, dude,

1292
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 3: keep waiting to get your shit together?

1293
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 5: Well, I think even the next couple podcasts.

1294
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 4: Uh, the baby won't be here because we are stacking

1295
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 4: him up, so I do have a little alone time

1296
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 4: with baby, so I don't have to be working for

1297
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 4: a little while. And and by the way, oh, this

1298
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:09,280
Speaker 4: podcast is such heavy work. God, it's so hard.

1299
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's big lifting, dude, to set aside the hour so.

1300
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 5: Hard to get on this pod.

1301
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 3: And big lifting. It is big lifting. Hypothetically, this is

1302
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 3: just a big lift here.

1303
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 5: That's what it was.

1304
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 2: I want to take back my hypothetical comment. I know

1305
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 2: what it means, and I shouldn't have doubted my I'm

1306
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 2: so dumb. I obviously had it right on the tip

1307
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:32,160
Speaker 2: of my tongue.

1308
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 3: But I think you knew what the word was, but

1309
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 3: you didn't. I don't think you did use it.

1310
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 2: I misused it. And and people misuse words every day,

1311
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 2: and they don't always I don't think that.

1312
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 5: I don't.

1313
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 3: I know, Adam hasn't.

1314
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 2: They don't. They don't always have a chance to apologize

1315
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:50,800
Speaker 2: or take it back.

1316
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 5: I never misuse words. Yeah you know that. I just

1317
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 5: can't speak.

1318
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 3: And you could take that shit to Eastern Europe.

1319
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 4: But yeah, come on, I know what words I'm saying.

1320
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 4: I just can't say them.

1321
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, the tip of the tongue is the top

1322
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 2: of the nothing.

1323
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 3: I got nothing. I'm sorry. I just jumped on your throat.

1324
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 2: You're happy, leather yeather, thank you, yellow leather, yellow leather.

1325
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 5: I think I misspoke Yellow. I said yellow, real quick,

1326
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 5: real quick.

1327
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 3: Just in this and this might be a nice way

1328
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 3: to end it. But Blake, we're not buzzing off anymore.

1329
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't have any buzz That's fine.

1330
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 5: That's fine, because you know why. We're not about buzzballs.

1331
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 5: We're about.

1332
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 2: It is and it's still damp January right now. So

1333
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 2: I am unstaining.

1334
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 3: Is there a fun play on words? We got here?

1335
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 3: Buzz off was a real good time.

1336
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:47,920
Speaker 5: So I want to.

1337
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 2: Strength we're gonna workshop that, we're gonna work.

1338
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 3: We'll hear it next week.

1339
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 5: Is it is important?