Speaker 1: Second date up date. On a scale of one to ten,
Speaker 1: how attractive would you say I am? That's the question
Speaker 1: I don't want any in this room to answer, because
Speaker 1: I already I know I was.
Speaker 2: Going to ask if you were talking when we had.
Speaker 1: To rate you, I already know that I am an
Speaker 1: eight point three five two.
Speaker 2: That is a very weird number.
Speaker 1: That's the number that my mom rated me at our
Speaker 1: last Thanksgiving Day. Well, she's honest, and I like that.
Speaker 1: She said she didn't like that my teeth weren't straight enough.
Speaker 2: You didn't follow up with a retailer.
Speaker 1: It's something about me isn't straight enough and she doesn't
Speaker 1: like I can't remember anyway. It's always interesting, though, to
Speaker 1: rate yourself, because personally, I'd rate me a soft seven,
Speaker 1: and that's moving extra generous to myself there.
Speaker 2: That's on a good day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So numbers are going to fluctuate based on the
Speaker 1: eye of the beholder. But what if you had a
Speaker 1: hack that could guarantee the next person you go out
Speaker 1: with he's definitely up to your attraction standards?
Speaker 2: Really amazing, there's a hack.
Speaker 1: For that, apparently, because one of our listeners, Blaine, says
Speaker 1: he figured out that hack and we all need to
Speaker 1: learn it today. So Blaine, welcome to the seven and underclub.
Speaker 1: Happy to have an over here.
Speaker 3: How you doing, man, I'm good, happy to be here. Well, also,
Speaker 3: I can't say that I I didn't come up with
Speaker 3: a scary myself, you know, like it was definitely a
Speaker 3: lot of social media helped with it.
Speaker 2: Oh credit, Well yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 4: What do you write yourself, Blaine before we go into
Speaker 4: your hack, so we know what your level is.
Speaker 3: I'm anywhere between like a zero to like a ten,
Speaker 3: you know, so somewhere in there.
Speaker 1: The whole scale. Okay, what would your mom rte you?
Speaker 1: That's a better question than my mom.
Speaker 3: She didn't like you very much. Maybe like a three?
Speaker 2: Okay, so it must not be hard to find blame
Speaker 2: if you you don't really have a level.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I guess I'm a little bit. Uh,
Speaker 3: I like just suit out of my league a little bit.
Speaker 3: It's got to be seven and up.
Speaker 1: Okay, good for you, man, high game high? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: super high, and that's why I've been single for what
Speaker 1: ten years?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, eventually one of these is going to stick. So
Speaker 1: to tell us though about this theory that you found online.
Speaker 3: This thing said all the most attractive people in the
Speaker 3: world are born on the fifth, fourteenth, or twenty third
Speaker 3: of the month.
Speaker 1: Oh, I missed it by a date. I don't tell
Speaker 1: anybody here.
Speaker 2: I was supposed to be born on the fourteenth. Does
Speaker 2: that count?
Speaker 1: No, you baked for too long. I'm the twenty fourth.
Speaker 2: I'm over the book as well.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you're just looking at people's birthdays.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I started typing in the dates, and uh,
Speaker 3: I would kind of look and see the pictures that
Speaker 3: came up on my suggested page, and if any of
Speaker 3: them were obvious, like birthday.
Speaker 1: Posts, where were you typing these in on what suggested page?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Any? Social media? Tried to on a few different ones,
Speaker 3: you know, Instagram and.
Speaker 4: Paper Okay, okay, see you just type in like, let's
Speaker 4: say October twenty third, right, yeah, or September fourteenth, right.
Speaker 3: The falls in that, and then you can click on
Speaker 3: photos and if so, I like saw somebody with a party,
Speaker 3: heat or like something on, then I would look at
Speaker 3: it and be like happy birthday.
Speaker 2: The hashtag birthday?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, yeah exactly, And how was the talent
Speaker 1: on those dates?
Speaker 3: Look, the scale was pretty right on, like it was.
Speaker 3: It was eights and ten's all the way through. Absolutely, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Were able to use that to your advantage in some way?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So I just kind of compile
Speaker 3: a list and then I just copy and pasted like
Speaker 3: a generic DM that was like, hey, your profile popped
Speaker 3: up for me, and you have the same birthday as
Speaker 3: my sister and it's the numbers game. So I sent
Speaker 3: like two hundred of these.
Speaker 1: Whoa, oh yeah, I'm busy.
Speaker 2: That is a big net, sir.
Speaker 3: Look I've been striking out for a while time. I
Speaker 3: mean it's like, it's true, man, you got a castle. Wat.
Speaker 2: I like your honesty. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Okay, how did you do with your two hundred messages
Speaker 1: to beautiful women?
Speaker 3: So didn't say anything.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I actually thought that'd be higher.
Speaker 3: But I would say, like ten or fifteen of them
Speaker 3: message back and said, OMG, no way, small world like
Speaker 3: type of thing. And then I kind of looked in
Speaker 3: the ones that were really close to me and the
Speaker 3: one yeah, and I did get a date out of
Speaker 3: it actually with one that I really really thought was
Speaker 3: cute the whole time.
Speaker 1: Wow. Wow, one hundred the widest net I've ever heard
Speaker 1: cast and you narrowed it down to one girl in
Speaker 1: one date.
Speaker 2: This is awesome. I feel like this is like sales
Speaker 2: cold calleing is what?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So sorry, I know you mentioned what was her.
Speaker 3: Name, Delilah?
Speaker 1: Delilah? Yeah, okay, and what did you and Delilah do
Speaker 1: for your meetup?
Speaker 3: So, I mean we dms for a little while, and
Speaker 3: then I finally asked her out to meet up for
Speaker 3: a happy hour at a bar, okay, And she was
Speaker 3: really cute and she came in and uh, she brought
Speaker 3: a Starbucks gift card and it was like, hey, give
Speaker 3: this to your sister because she's my birthday.
Speaker 4: Twain, did you feel guilty because he lied at that point,
Speaker 4: I still feel real guilty.
Speaker 3: She still doesn't know that my sister's birthday is not
Speaker 3: the same as that. But I mean I looked at
Speaker 3: it. It was cute. It was only for like ten dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so it wasn't even really a very good
Speaker 1: birthday gift anyway.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you, I'm she doesn't even know my sister,
Speaker 3: you know, right, at.
Speaker 2: Least you have one. I guess, yeah, I don't know
Speaker 2: her birthday.
Speaker 1: That's a good start to the day. How did it go.
Speaker 3: I thought it went really well, but there I mean,
Speaker 3: there was a few things that I kind of have
Speaker 3: honed in one that, uh, like my anxiety brain won't
Speaker 3: really let go.
Speaker 1: You're thinking something like you did was wrong.
Speaker 3: I mean I won't say wrong, but I think maybe
Speaker 3: it probably took her back a little bit. I don't know,
Speaker 3: it maybe came one too strong because I compliment her
Speaker 3: maybe too many times about how pretty she was, like
Speaker 3: six or seven times.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I haven't been on a date with somebody that's attractive.
Speaker 3: And then I don't know, I was a little drunk
Speaker 3: and feeling myself, so I was just kind of trying
Speaker 3: to be completely honest.
Speaker 1: Friends. I mean, as long as you left it at
Speaker 1: like you're so pretty and didn't elaborate all the details
Speaker 1: about why, then you might be safe.
Speaker 2: People love compliments, but there is a point where it's like,
Speaker 2: why are you so shocked?
Speaker 1: Okay, So how did that date end?
Speaker 3: Uh? Just a little kiss?
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: It's something she went inside and I heard from room.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you reached out at all, yeah, i'd
Speaker 3: Sarah tech message. She hasn't responded yet, Okay, and.
Speaker 1: Maybe she found out your mom rated you three and
Speaker 1: so then she lost interest. But we're gonna come back.
Speaker 1: We'll call it Delilah for you and try and get
Speaker 1: you your second date. Update. Right after this second date update,
Speaker 1: we just learned about a brand new hot dating hack
Speaker 1: from one of our listeners, Blaine, that made us all
Speaker 1: turn our heads and say, wow, this is ground breaking.
Speaker 1: All the ground is literally cracking. I am never gonna
Speaker 1: look at the world the same ever again after this.
Speaker 1: Because Blaine was not having success on the dating apps,
Speaker 1: and he saw a social media post saying all the
Speaker 1: most attractive people in the world were born on either
Speaker 1: the fifth, fourteenth, or twenty third of the month, whatever
Speaker 1: month that is. So he went online, put those dates
Speaker 1: into Facebook and Instagram, and if a photo of an
Speaker 1: attractive woman blowing out birthday candles came up, he made
Speaker 1: sure to reach out to her sex.
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, every single woman he saw.
Speaker 1: Two hundred hundred messages were sent, and out of all those,
Speaker 1: a handful of conversations happened, and he ended up going
Speaker 1: out on a date with a woman named Delilah. And
Speaker 1: as far as we know, she has no clue, but
Speaker 1: maybe just knowing all of the lengths that you went
Speaker 1: to in order to find her would actually impress her. Blaine, No, No,
Speaker 1: when does that story come out?
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna have to wait till she does that.
Speaker 3: We'll date for a while. She does something really bad
Speaker 3: and then I'm like, oh, I forgive you.
Speaker 2: It does something really bad and you're like, I knew it.
Speaker 4: I knew when you were the only one out of
Speaker 4: two hundred that messages me back something.
Speaker 1: But we really don't know what the issue is, what's
Speaker 1: going on with her, why they're not hanging out. But
Speaker 1: we're about to find out.
Speaker 2: That's the fun part. You ready for this plane?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: We're gonna try our hardest. Here, let's style your number.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking for Delilah. Hey Delilah.
Speaker 1: Hope you're having a good day and that's about to
Speaker 1: get even better because you're on the radio right now
Speaker 1: with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, Delilah.
Speaker 5: Oh hey guys.
Speaker 2: Oh you know the show? Sweet?
Speaker 5: I don't, but it's cool to hear from you.
Speaker 1: You're a radio station.
Speaker 5: Just you?
Speaker 2: Are you? Are you this nice to like scammers who
Speaker 2: call to sometime Okay, Like I don't need a car warranty,
Speaker 2: but you sure have a great day.
Speaker 1: Our friends and family aren't that nice to us. Pleasure
Speaker 1: talking to you, but we do have a reason for
Speaker 1: calling because we're doing something called a second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's we're One of our listeners is trying to get
Speaker 1: a hold of you to hang out one more time.
Speaker 1: You've been out with him once. His name is Blaine.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, blame you like blame Blaine.
Speaker 5: We're really cool. We had a great time. We kind
Speaker 5: of met on social media.
Speaker 2: Okay, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to stop you real quick because we've actually spoken
Speaker 1: to Blaine before we called you, and we kind of
Speaker 1: heard all the details about how you met and how
Speaker 1: you guys went out to a bar and you brought
Speaker 1: him like a cool Starbucks gift.
Speaker 2: Card Chris sister. He thought that was really sweet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we have the same birthday.
Speaker 2: And the sister.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So the question that Blaine has that he's going
Speaker 1: through us hoping to get some answers for is why
Speaker 1: are you not wanting to see him again? If that's true?
Speaker 5: If I'm honest now, because I wasn't honest in I
Speaker 5: stretched the truth about my age on my social media
Speaker 5: and we were having such a great time. I felt
Speaker 5: a little guilty about being dishonest.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay. I think a lot of people stretch
Speaker 1: a little bit, Like if you're twenty seven, you'll say
Speaker 1: twenty five. Sure, how much did you stretch the number by?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 1: We go in like three years or forty.
Speaker 5: Years, about four years of stretch four.
Speaker 2: What's interesting about that is he didn't notice at all.
Speaker 2: I have brought that.
Speaker 4: Up to us, like you shouldn't. I don't think feel bad.
Speaker 4: You know, four years isn't that big of a difference
Speaker 4: at all now.
Speaker 5: But I just felt really weird about it because he
Speaker 5: bought it up on it and I didn't correct him.
Speaker 2: So like he said, you're I mean, what are you
Speaker 2: saying you are on social media?
Speaker 5: Well, my social media says that I'm thirty two, okay,
Speaker 5: but I'm thirty six okay, okay, okay?
Speaker 2: And can I just ask why why do you lie
Speaker 2: about it?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 5: It was just something that I did and I just
Speaker 5: never went back and changed it.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's not putting it onto like a dating
Speaker 1: app trying to like trick guys. It's just something on
Speaker 1: her personal social media page.
Speaker 4: That I think my Facebook says I'm whileder because I
Speaker 4: wasn't allowed to make it at the age when Facebook, Yeah, stretch.
Speaker 1: It, Okay, but I mean that doesn't sound like he
Speaker 1: did anything wrong. That sounds like you're just feeling guilty
Speaker 1: that you didn't one hundred percent come clean. Right.
Speaker 5: I'm just a really honest person, and it felt really
Speaker 5: weird to start off this new relationship on a lie, Okay.
Speaker 4: And so it was easier to go to him than
Speaker 4: to come clean and tell him the truth.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I didn't want to look stupid for lying about
Speaker 5: something so small.
Speaker 1: Okay. I know you're an honest person. On this show,
Speaker 1: we tend not to be sorry.
Speaker 4: But if we do have any guilt about it, that
Speaker 4: is the bad one.
Speaker 1: That's why this is so hard for me to be
Speaker 1: honest with you and let you know that Blaine has
Speaker 1: actually been on the other line listening this entire time.
Speaker 5: That's not true.
Speaker 1: I wish I could say that, but it is, Blaine.
Speaker 1: Are you there?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 5: Hey, Hey, I don't know what to say right now.
Speaker 3: I mean, I can, I can start it. Uh, that
Speaker 3: doesn't bother me. I don't care, like what age is
Speaker 3: just the number. You know, you look great. I honestly
Speaker 3: thought you look younger than thirty two.
Speaker 5: So oh, thank you.
Speaker 1: You're saying she doesn't seem like she's a thirty six
Speaker 1: year old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you can kind of choose your own age, right,
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a good.
Speaker 2: Rule to live, but oh yeah, that is my due.
Speaker 1: I think the government.
Speaker 3: And somebody says you look twenty six, you're twenty six.
Speaker 3: I think that's how she think that is.
Speaker 5: So I hear that. It makes me feel a little
Speaker 5: bit better, but I just I feel really bad when
Speaker 5: you brought it up, Blaine on the date, Like my
Speaker 5: eyes got really big, and I didn't know what to
Speaker 5: say to you.
Speaker 3: So I could I could probably make you feel a
Speaker 3: little bit better. So the whole when we first started talking,
Speaker 3: I kind of lied to you about my sister.
Speaker 5: What wait, you don't have a sister?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I do I have a sister, But
Speaker 3: I just I don't know. You're so beautiful and I
Speaker 3: really wanted to talk to you, so I just kind
Speaker 3: of lied about the about her birthday and your birthday
Speaker 3: being the same, just because I don't know. I just
Speaker 3: kind of wanted to start a conversation with you.
Speaker 5: Wait, you lied about her birthday?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it was just the way I wanted
Speaker 3: to talk to you. You're so beautiful, I wanted to.
Speaker 5: You said that, So, where's my gift card? I want
Speaker 5: my gift card back?
Speaker 3: I'll bring back to Hey, we can go on a
Speaker 3: second date and I'll pay for Starbucks. How about that?
Speaker 5: That's I don't understand. How did you figure out that
Speaker 5: my birthday? How did you figure out when my birthday was?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: God, look all right, I don't know. This is too
Speaker 3: much to say on somebody said at one point that
Speaker 3: most attractive people's birthdays are the fits of fourteenth and
Speaker 3: the twenty third. So I kind of heard a Facebook
Speaker 3: search for people with those birthdays. Oh my, hey, what
Speaker 3: a I chose you? Like? I did only message you. Bro.
Speaker 1: Did you hear what she just said about that? She
Speaker 1: called you a loser?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 4: No, maybe she's talking about the guy who came up
Speaker 4: with that theory on TikTok.
Speaker 5: I mean both of them.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean he was just having a hard time.
Speaker 2: You know how hard dating is.
Speaker 5: It's really hard to find honest people. Also, that's why
Speaker 5: dating is so hard.
Speaker 1: You were just saying how guilty and horrible that you
Speaker 1: felt about yourself, that you weren't completely honest with him,
Speaker 1: and now.
Speaker 5: It was a mistake.
Speaker 3: Well, look, you said that I was a really cool
Speaker 3: person and we would have never met up if I
Speaker 3: hadn't gone through all that and got in touch with
Speaker 3: your over social media.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I didn't know you were an online creep
Speaker 5: such in the dirt web for people's birthday, living in
Speaker 5: the dark ages, and even light on your sister.
Speaker 1: No successful relationship has ever started with total honesty. So like,
Speaker 1: this is actually not a bad place to jump off from,
Speaker 1: and we'd love to send you out on one more
Speaker 1: date that we would pay for, not you, not with
Speaker 1: the gift cards or anything on us, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Give him a chance.
Speaker 5: I just I really hate dishonesty, so I'm gonna have
Speaker 5: to pass.
Speaker 1: But coming from someone pretending to be a thirty two
Speaker 1: year old online that was an accident. Yeah, excuse Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know how this call devolved into what it was,
Speaker 1: but coming from this twenty three year old GQ model,
Speaker 1: I think I think love is possible if you if
Speaker 1: you just give it a chance.
Speaker 2: Also, I by your career, jeff Well.
Speaker 1: Where's the line.
Speaker 3: You're right, love is possible. That's why I'm messaging two
Speaker 3: hundred more later today A successful second date.
Speaker 2: Update freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: People are just not forgiving enough anymore.
Speaker 2: You think that's what it is. I wanted them to
Speaker 2: go out. I think they would have been so cute.
Speaker 1: I think that's the problem. It's like it's forgiveness because,
Speaker 1: let's recap. Delilah was not honest about her age, and
Speaker 1: Blaine heard that and said, you know what, it's okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I like you. And then Blaine goes,
Speaker 1: I also kind of wasn't honest about my sister's birthday,
Speaker 1: and Delilah went, how dare you you deserve to suffer
Speaker 1: a lonely painfulness or something along those lines.
Speaker 4: You know, I don't know that she went that far,
Speaker 4: but basically tell.
Speaker 1: Me that effect. It should have been, even Stevens, it
Speaker 1: should have been like, Okay, I lied. There were equal lives.
Speaker 1: We're both on it.
Speaker 4: They I think we're concentrated the wrong thing. There was
Speaker 4: honesty at the end. That's the thing that we should have.
Speaker 4: But once he said a DM two hundred women.
Speaker 3: Why why that.
Speaker 1: It's no different than meeting on the dating apps. You're
Speaker 1: messaging probably five hundred women there and only going out
Speaker 1: with one.
Speaker 2: It just makes you feel like a loser.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2: It's just I'm sorry, it's just how it is.
Speaker 1: Why Why can't as a society we just be more
Speaker 1: accepting about the creative ways that people connect online, because
Speaker 1: you know, nobody wants to meet in person anymore in public,
Speaker 1: but no girl wants to be one of two hundred
Speaker 1: messages either like you got to have a middle or.
Speaker 4: Why can't we just agree that there's some things that
Speaker 4: just shouldn't be said, even if we love honesty.
Speaker 1: There, you know, I'm gonna say something so mean right now,
Speaker 1: but you know what, I'm not friging. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna restrain, restrain myself and just say, you know what,
Speaker 1: if you want some help with your dating life, email
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: Why are you going to be mean?
Speaker 1: Just make you angry on them? There, We'll call that
Speaker 1: pursuers and call you
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.