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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. That's one. Hello. Yes, Hello,

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Speaker 1: my name is Theodore Devereaux and I was looking for Flora.

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Speaker 1: This is Flora. Hello Flora. It's so nice to make

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Speaker 1: your acquaintance over the phone like this. Unfortunately, the situation

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Speaker 1: I am calling about is rather I'll rather sad one,

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Speaker 1: but I did want to say I am so so

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Speaker 1: sorry for what. Well. I don't know if you noticed this,

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Speaker 1: but um, your mail receptacle in your mailbox outside of

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Speaker 1: your house. Uh, it seems that somebody might have hit

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Speaker 1: that with their vehicle. And I was just calling about Yes, um,

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Speaker 1: and that was that person is someone that I know,

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Speaker 1: and I yes, and so on their behalf, I'm on

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Speaker 1: the call and say I'm so sorry about that. You're

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Speaker 1: calling on their behalf or who was it? Well it

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Speaker 1: was me, so I'm calling on my back half. I

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Speaker 1: guess I'm calling to say that I hit your mailbox.

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Speaker 1: And I was just drying along and I was looking

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Speaker 1: at my cell phone doing some lights on the Instagram

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Speaker 1: and then just heard the smash in the bang and

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Speaker 1: then I was like, oh that mailbox. Did that mailbox gone?

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Speaker 1: I need just laugh, like you didn't even come in

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Speaker 1: and say anything like you just laughed, and then three

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Speaker 1: days later you like heard it tell me that you're

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Speaker 1: calling going to behalf of somebody else. Well, I'm calling

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Speaker 1: on my behalf. I guess I kind of misspoke there.

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Speaker 1: I mean, technically I am calling on my own behalf

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Speaker 1: something like yeah, all right, Well, if that's how you

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Speaker 1: feel about it, that's how you're gonna feel about it,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna change your mind. What I am

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Speaker 1: doing there is I'm calling to say I'm so so

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Speaker 1: sorry about that because I hit it and I was

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Speaker 1: like that mailbox dead, that mailbox gone. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: But I did not take off right away because I

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Speaker 1: did collect your mail, so I do have some of

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Speaker 1: the stuff. That's why. And now you're telling me that

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Speaker 1: you also took my mail, which is a crime. Well

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Speaker 1: I've heard that's a fed that the federal government does

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Speaker 1: not like it. Sign like you literally just came into

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Speaker 1: my mail about something, stole my mail. That's a crime. Okay,

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Speaker 1: yeah about the manor you're gonna keep the mail going on. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's why I was calling y'all seeing if you wanted

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Speaker 1: your mail back. I found your phone number because I

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Speaker 1: opened up a few things. I had to just try

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Speaker 1: to figure it out how to get a hold of you.

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Speaker 1: Should be arrested. You literally just come to crime. Do

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Speaker 1: you understand well, I can tell that you are upset

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Speaker 1: as a queen hornet that just had the hornet's nest

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Speaker 1: poke by stick and you want to chase that person

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Speaker 1: around the poked with a stick and sting them all over.

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Speaker 1: I can just tell how angry you are, and I

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Speaker 1: would just be kind of the same. So I'm not

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Speaker 1: even judging you for it. What I am saying though, really,

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Speaker 1: don't even think you give up at all. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean I did. I cried actually when I hit

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Speaker 1: your mailbox. I was standing outside and I was crying

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Speaker 1: because I was like, no, honestly, this was insane mail.

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Speaker 1: I was staying at that mailbox account. If you say

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Speaker 1: this one more time, I'm gonna are you gonna lose that?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna lose the mailbox. Don't even have the mail

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Speaker 1: I have the mailball. My god, Do you think this

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Speaker 1: is enough proper your time to make a joke. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't even making a joke. I think we are

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Speaker 1: just confused. We are having trouble communicating right now. But

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Speaker 1: that's fine. It happens in life. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: you think he misplaced. You said you're gonna lose it.

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Speaker 1: I know what. I smashed the mailbox. Bring me back

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Speaker 1: my mail right now. Okay, well you want all of it,

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Speaker 1: because some of it was just garbage mail. There just

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Speaker 1: was one credit card, but don't worry about that. I

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Speaker 1: shredded that so nobody would get that. No, I didn't

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Speaker 1: eat theft going on this. You had a credit card

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Speaker 1: in the mail sent to you, look like a debit card.

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Speaker 1: Shredded my credit card. You went through my mail. You

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Speaker 1: smashed my mailbox. I'm gonna call the police on you.

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Speaker 1: I'm literally gonna go police on you. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: if you call the police on me, I just might

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Speaker 1: call them on you. And then now we get ourselves

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Speaker 1: into a police battle. And my police can my policeman

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Speaker 1: can dance any might dance off with your cops. Yes

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Speaker 1: it is. This is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone brank on you. No no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no, yeah, this is Jewel from the Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: and your boyfriend Ramon set you up. You guys, your

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Speaker 1: mailbox got destroyed. Somebody hit it the other day, and

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Speaker 1: you wanted me to mess with you. Yes, I was

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Speaker 1: really upsetted. I am so sorry about that. But that mailbox,

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Speaker 1: that malbox is gone. So wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: jubil phone pranks.