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<v Speaker 1>Jebels second data dates. You guys, ever been on one

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<v Speaker 1>of those dates that just kind of snowballs, Like you

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<v Speaker 1>go out for lunch or something, and then all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden, you're having dinner and drinks, and then that

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<v Speaker 1>turns into like your robbing banks, and then that turns

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<v Speaker 1>into she's learning the signature of your grandmother so you

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<v Speaker 1>can forge checks. I mean, just one thing snowballs into another,

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<v Speaker 1>into another, just lots of activities I'm talking about. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the kind of date that Patrick went on on

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<v Speaker 1>his first date with a girl named Tanya. But now

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<v Speaker 1>she's not calling him back, and it gets even crazier

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<v Speaker 1>than anything I just said. I think, what's up? Patrick?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? Nothing? Nothing like that happened? But are

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<v Speaker 1>you wait? Are you sure you're not wanted in five states?

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<v Speaker 1>I am definitely sure of that. Yeah, that's what all

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<v Speaker 1>criminals day. Your email about your date sounded kind of

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, not that crazy, but it sounded like you

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<v Speaker 1>guys did a lot of stuff it was. I would

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<v Speaker 1>say in my entire life, this is probably the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>date I've ever had. Whoa, I can't wait to hear

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<v Speaker 1>what you guys did. You guys don't know yet how

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<v Speaker 1>many dates he's had. You know, I meant two dates,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we'd be like, oh, so you had dinner

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<v Speaker 1>and drinks. Okay, so have you had a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>good things? Yeah, I've been on plenty of dates. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>See where did you meet this dream girl that you

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<v Speaker 1>went on this crazy date with? I met her on

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<v Speaker 1>a dating app? Okay, but we had talked and we

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<v Speaker 1>had planned to go rock climbing, and are you a

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<v Speaker 1>rock climber? I'm athletic. I wouldn't say I'm like a

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<v Speaker 1>rock like a but I'm outdoorsy. I guess we'd have

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<v Speaker 1>to say cool. All right, so that's pretty sweet. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we had a good time. We went rock climbing,

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<v Speaker 1>and then that escalated into we went to this little

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<v Speaker 1>cafe and had some food and we just had like

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<v Speaker 1>a really good vibe, good connection. We started walking around.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to this park and we actually, as crazy

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<v Speaker 1>as it sounds, we had like a cartoon drawing, like

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<v Speaker 1>a characterist drawing of us, like a caricature dude at

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<v Speaker 1>the park. Yeah yeah, like the guy drew pictures. Doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't sound that crazy really, Patrick, but it is cool

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<v Speaker 1>and fun. But we had but it was our first date,

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<v Speaker 1>Like usually don't do that kind of stuff on your

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<v Speaker 1>first date. We just it just kind of flowed like

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<v Speaker 1>everything that's true. And I don't know why you want

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<v Speaker 1>to call her back. I mean, any girl that's willing

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<v Speaker 1>to have her caricature drawn on her first date, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, man, pretty bad, Yeah, but it's not really

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<v Speaker 1>the point of like the crazy things we did. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's just like I was almost giddy, like I had

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<v Speaker 1>butterflies in my stomach. I was like I felt really good,

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<v Speaker 1>like it was a good day, like I was having fun.

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<v Speaker 1>And I will back you on the characterature thing, because

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<v Speaker 1>like that's something that's like a momento from your first date,

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<v Speaker 1>Like she's taking she wants to ream remember this, And

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<v Speaker 1>I assume that's why you guys sat down and did

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<v Speaker 1>that together. So if you guys do get her on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone, like, don't say anything about the characature, because

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<v Speaker 1>I like have it on my fridge and I look

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<v Speaker 1>at it every day. Yeah, I'll be sure to not

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<v Speaker 1>mention that Patrick, that's cute. That's cute. And a character

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<v Speaker 1>is a big thing to get drawn on the first

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<v Speaker 1>day because they always highlight your worst feature and you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want the other person to be like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they do have a gigantic nose. So did it end

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<v Speaker 1>at the park and the drawing, No, No, it didn't end.

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<v Speaker 1>We went back to my place and just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>chilled and hung out and she actually like stayed over.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh she did. Okay, I mean and did she stay

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<v Speaker 1>in the same room as you Patrick? Yeah? All right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you guys basically spent the whole day and night together. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like giddy and I couldn't sleep. So

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<v Speaker 1>I woke up in the middle of the night. I

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<v Speaker 1>was just like looking at my emails and like this, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the last minute travel deal came up. So I woke up.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm gonna book a trip to Mexico

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<v Speaker 1>for next weekend, like the following weekend. Wow, like just

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<v Speaker 1>for you or you invited her to? Like were you

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<v Speaker 1>just like giving her that information? Oh okay, you're asking

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<v Speaker 1>if she wanted to do that though, I mean, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, I invited her, wasn't oyeah the way you

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<v Speaker 1>said it just is Not'm like, hey, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>trip to Mexico and just say, you know, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>go back to sleep. Well that's crazy, and she said yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she said yes. So I booked it. I charged it

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<v Speaker 1>on my card, I paid for everything, and then we

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<v Speaker 1>kept texting back and forth during the week. I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to catch up on work because we were going

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<v Speaker 1>to leave for a long weekend. Yeah, and so we

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<v Speaker 1>had plans to meet at the airport at a certain time.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I got there, checked everything and was like waiting, waiting,

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<v Speaker 1>like fifteen minutes. What were you feeling? Uh, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>had different kind of butterflies. So I was waiting, waiting, waiting,

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<v Speaker 1>and there was like last call to book the thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, she wasn't getting in touch with things.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know if maybe she was on the plane.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I got on the plane and I went

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<v Speaker 1>on the weekend trip by myself. That sucks. And you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't heard from her at all. I've called her, I've

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<v Speaker 1>text her, I've I've looked at my characterature on refrigerator

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<v Speaker 1>with the sad face now and wow, do you think

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<v Speaker 1>she maybe got I mean, I don't know. Did she

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<v Speaker 1>get freaked out like it was too much commitment too fast?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she've got nervous. I'm hoping you guys can find

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<v Speaker 1>out for me so I can kind of figure out

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<v Speaker 1>what I did wrong. Yeah, you think that she could

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<v Speaker 1>at least tell you, like, hey, the Mexico thing kind

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<v Speaker 1>of making me nervous instead of just ditching you at

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<v Speaker 1>the airport. But maybe she felt really guilty because he

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<v Speaker 1>had paid for it all and she didn't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to tell him. But that's why I got in contact

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<v Speaker 1>with you guys, and I'm hoping you guys can help

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<v Speaker 1>me me too. I hope this turns out to be

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<v Speaker 1>a love story. I just want to know why should

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<v Speaker 1>just him at the airport and really care what kind

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<v Speaker 1>of story we get. But we will play a song

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<v Speaker 1>and then come back and call her and get your

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<v Speaker 1>second day update. All right, Patrick, thank you brooking jubil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning seconds. All right, before we get into

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<v Speaker 1>the second part of today's second date update, there's one

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<v Speaker 1>very useful piece of information that I need to know. Patrick.

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<v Speaker 1>You there, Yeah, I'm here. Did you at least have

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<v Speaker 1>fun in Mexico? By yourself, Patrick, good question. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what it was. It was pretty sad because it was

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<v Speaker 1>like a couple's thing, like that was part of the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a couple. I just kind of stayed

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<v Speaker 1>in my room and looked at my characters photo. Patrick, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you could have taken that character photo with you, wrapped

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<v Speaker 1>it in some waterproof stuff, taken on one of those

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<v Speaker 1>banana rides or some parasailing with it. The only people

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<v Speaker 1>that were single were like the cleaning people and like

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<v Speaker 1>the grounds people. You had options then. Yeah, I was

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<v Speaker 1>sixty two year old Brady. That made my dad was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of hot. Yeah, there you go. You messed up,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. If you're just tuning in for the second

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<v Speaker 1>day up date, Patrick is on the phone and he

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<v Speaker 1>met a girl named Tanya online. They had their first

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<v Speaker 1>date and they did a bunch of things, rock climbing,

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<v Speaker 1>walking around a park, getting a caricature done that he

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<v Speaker 1>still has on his Refrigera Raider. She actually stayed the

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<v Speaker 1>night and while she was staying there, he was so

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<v Speaker 1>giddy that he booked them a trip to Mexico for

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<v Speaker 1>the next weekend. She agreed to go, but then didn't

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<v Speaker 1>show up at the airport, and now he's wondering, why,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, how are you feeling right now? Because

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<v Speaker 1>that's an insane story. I'm a little nervous and excited,

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<v Speaker 1>if that makes sense. I guess I want to find

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<v Speaker 1>out what the hell happened. But I also, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm afraid, like she's gonna say I'm ugly or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. She get all that with you, and

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<v Speaker 1>then she was like, wait a second, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to spend the weekend in Mexico with this guy exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>You never know, man, You know, women they're crazy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it, Patrick, you were bad looking. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna dial her phone number right now here we go. Okay, Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>gonna speak to Tanya. Please. This is hey Tanya. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you. This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning. Uh. Hi, I'm I'm good. Good, I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>to hear it. I was worried about you. Okay, who

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<v Speaker 1>are you looking? My name is Jebil and a host

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<v Speaker 1>radio show called Brook and Jewbil in the Morning. There's

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<v Speaker 1>three of us on the phone right now. There's me,

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<v Speaker 1>there's Brooke, there's Jose. Okay, Hi, everyone hiya, And we

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<v Speaker 1>have been so worried about you. Why, well, because you

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<v Speaker 1>missed a flight recently. And that's a big thing we

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<v Speaker 1>do on our show. We have like a segment where

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, did you miss your flight recently? We track

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<v Speaker 1>people down and try to figure out why they missed

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<v Speaker 1>their flight. It's kind of crazy. You're a kookie morning show. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So you were supposed to take a flight recently with

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<v Speaker 1>a dude named Patrick to Mexico and you just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>show up. How do you know that know everything? And

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<v Speaker 1>also he emailed us. Yeah, Patrick told us about your

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<v Speaker 1>first date and said that you guys had planned a

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<v Speaker 1>trip to Mexico for the next weekend, but you left

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<v Speaker 1>him at the airport. Oh, Michael, And I mean that's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, Like the whole story is pretty crazy. So

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you were just feeling overwhelmed and you didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>how to tell them. That's what I'm hoping for. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>it just it was just a really weird thing that

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<v Speaker 1>happened with the airport. And yeah, it just it was

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<v Speaker 1>just really weird. You're on the no fly list, she

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<v Speaker 1>got detained. Um, it just it's kind of really embarrassing. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a mistake, an embarrassing mistake, and I just um

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<v Speaker 1>kind of leave it at that. Waited your plants in

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<v Speaker 1>the security line because you're scared. Where do you come

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<v Speaker 1>up with? That happens to me all the time. It

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<v Speaker 1>is embarrassing, but it's okay, No, that's not that's not it.

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<v Speaker 1>I asked you to go through the security machine and

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<v Speaker 1>you took off your clothes and asked for a stript search. Instance.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop guessing it could be embarrassing, but I've done it too. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just listen, it's one hundred percent me. It had

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to do do with Patrick at all. But what

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<v Speaker 1>could be so embarrassing that you spend this amazing date

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<v Speaker 1>with someone, agree to go on a long weekend to Mexico,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, and then ditch out of it all

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<v Speaker 1>and like leave him high and dry. It's just I

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<v Speaker 1>went to the airport. I was very excited to go

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<v Speaker 1>on this trip, and you did. Yes, Yes, I went

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<v Speaker 1>to the airport. I went and I checked in, had

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<v Speaker 1>my stuff ready to go, and they asked for my

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<v Speaker 1>passport and I said why, I mean, I have, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>my driver's license and they're like, no, you need a

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<v Speaker 1>passport and I was like, why, I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 1>Mexico and they were like, yeah, you need a passport.

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<v Speaker 1>And I truly had no idea that you need a

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<v Speaker 1>passport to get into Mexico in Canada, Like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>really know. I seriously thought, like it's still it's all

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<v Speaker 1>the same continent, like welcome to the last fifteen years

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<v Speaker 1>of the world. So you forgot your passport? No, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't forget it. I don't have one. I don't travel

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. I didn't know. I seriously did not know.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was mortified standing there and I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a passport, and I didn't know what to do. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know what to say. I didn't know how to

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<v Speaker 1>tell Patrick that, like how absolutely idiotic I felt. So

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<v Speaker 1>I do know how you can tell him, Tanya, I

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<v Speaker 1>really do know how you can tell him. How Now,

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<v Speaker 1>how is he even going to believe me? I've been

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<v Speaker 1>trying to figure it out and I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>what to say. Well, you kind of already did, because

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<v Speaker 1>he's actually on the other line listening and wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you. What. Yeah, yeah, I'm on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, oh my god, oh local, this is

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<v Speaker 1>still embarrassing. Yeah, it's very embarrassing that you wouldn't call

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<v Speaker 1>somebody and have respect, actually at least let me know

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on. Oh you're kind of mad, Patrick, Patrick,

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<v Speaker 1>I am so sorry. I was so embarrassed in that moment,

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<v Speaker 1>and I literally had no idea what to do, what

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<v Speaker 1>to say. I felt so stupid that, yeah, I won't

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<v Speaker 1>know this, so I mean, you could have told me,

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<v Speaker 1>like you didn't have to just blow me off, Like

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of crazy that you wouldn't even call or

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<v Speaker 1>let me know. And then I went by myself, like

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<v Speaker 1>I know, couples weekend by myself. Basically the worst trip

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<v Speaker 1>of Mexico than I've ever taken. And I was one

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<v Speaker 1>time during Elninio. God damn, Tanya, You're worse than Alnmo

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<v Speaker 1>I was, Janya, it is pretty weird that you were

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<v Speaker 1>that embarrassed by a passport SNAPf who listen. I understand

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<v Speaker 1>that it sounds crazy. I don't travel a lot, how

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know these things. I had no reason to

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<v Speaker 1>know these things. And Patrick, the entire weekend that you

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<v Speaker 1>were gone, knowing that you were there, I was drinking Margarita's,

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<v Speaker 1>sitting at home thinking about you the entire time. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it was good that you were thinking about me. I

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<v Speaker 1>already had to do is send one text, make one

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<v Speaker 1>phone call. That's it. I am apologizing. I have taken one,

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent of the blame for this. If you

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<v Speaker 1>were listening, as you were supposedly listening while I was

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<v Speaker 1>talking this entire time to a bunch of radio DJs,

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<v Speaker 1>I said that I take one hundred percent fault for this.

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<v Speaker 1>I am sorry. So, okay, I hear your apology on that.

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<v Speaker 1>But now we have a whole other issue. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you twelve years old? You don't have a passport,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't travel. I mean time had a reason to

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<v Speaker 1>have one, Patrick, I didn't know like kids like babies

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<v Speaker 1>come out of the wounds and get passports and travel

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<v Speaker 1>all over your parents. Okay, kept you locked in your fato.

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<v Speaker 1>What this right here is why I didn't tell you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is why I had no idea how to tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>because I was worried that you were going to sit

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<v Speaker 1>here and brate me for not knowing something. You could

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<v Speaker 1>just be really not I'd be a good guy. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not a matter of not knowing something. It's a matter

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<v Speaker 1>of just having a brain to figure out what whoa whoa?

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<v Speaker 1>You know you're angry, But like I thought, you really

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<v Speaker 1>like this girl, dude, I did, But she doesn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a passport. What kind of person doesn't have a passport?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have passport. I don't know anybody. You know anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine's almost expired. I might not have one soon. I

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<v Speaker 1>just expired actually, so I technically don't have one either.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, like to get a passport, you go

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<v Speaker 1>to the post office and take a picture and just

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<v Speaker 1>mail it out and make send it back of you like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not rocket science, play anything, you know. I know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm supposed to do. Now I can go and

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<v Speaker 1>get one and we can go on a trip together.

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<v Speaker 1>We can do it the right way this time. All right, Well, Tanya,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go with Patrick on a second date.

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<v Speaker 1>We can do dinner. We'll pay for dinner. If you

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<v Speaker 1>guys want to go on a trip, that's on you.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you get a passport, you'd be willing to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with Patrick again? Yes, it was my mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to go on another date with Patrick. Hey, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm impressed. I mean he said some mean things, so

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<v Speaker 1>he's upset. Patrick, do you want to go out with

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<v Speaker 1>Tany again? I mean somebody that can't call you back

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<v Speaker 1>and not responsive. And what person again does not have

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<v Speaker 1>a passport. I would ever go out with her again

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<v Speaker 1>after she was your dream girl and you were obsessed

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<v Speaker 1>with her. The passports the breaking point. My dream girl

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<v Speaker 1>is gorgeous, nice, beautiful smile, and you know what, she

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<v Speaker 1>has a passport. Okay, all right, Patrick, we found your

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<v Speaker 1>your deal breaker, I guess, so get the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Forget that. I even said, yes, you are not the

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<v Speaker 1>person I thought you were. You're crazy. I may be crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>but at least I have a pass on It does

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<v Speaker 1>have a point. PSA today for the second day update,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody make sure you gotta get your passport. Everybody in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning text in even eight five nine two says

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<v Speaker 1>Patrick is by far the biggest idiot you've ever had

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<v Speaker 1>on the show, Broken Jewil in the morning. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>according to Patrick, if you missed today's second eate update,

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<v Speaker 1>Patrick wanted to call Tanya. They went out on a date.

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<v Speaker 1>He liked her so much that he actually actually booked

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<v Speaker 1>a trip to Mexico for the two of them on

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<v Speaker 1>a whim to try to be spontaneous, and he was

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<v Speaker 1>all about her. He's like, I have a caricature drawing

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<v Speaker 1>over I look at it all the time, and she's

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<v Speaker 1>amazing and blah blah blah. And then we got her

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and she said that the reason she

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<v Speaker 1>ditched him at the airport and he had to go

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<v Speaker 1>to Mexico by himself was because she got there and

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't realize you needed a passport to go to Mexico. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was embarrassed by that, of course, right, but

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<v Speaker 1>so embarrassed that you wouldn't call and tell him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's kind of weird. She said she felt so embarrassed

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<v Speaker 1>that she didn't have a passport and didn't know that

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<v Speaker 1>you needed a passport that she just didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to him. But the worst part about it was

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<v Speaker 1>that Patrick sort of freaked out at the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't have a passport. Yeah. What all I can

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<v Speaker 1>think is maybe he's just still really angry about having

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<v Speaker 1>to go on a couple's retreat to Mexico by himself,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's just blaming it on them. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounded like he seriously thinks anybody without a passport,

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a character flaw for him. But there's something

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with you if you don't have a passport. Some

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<v Speaker 1>people don't need passports. I don't think I got a

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<v Speaker 1>passport in my twenties. Like, Oh, are you serious, get

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<v Speaker 1>out of the studio, geez leaves. Yeah, I know. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>It's amazing what deal breakers people have, Like it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like for Patrick, a deal breaker for him is somebody

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't have a passport. You know what's going to happen

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<v Speaker 1>is that Patrick's passport is going to expire at some

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<v Speaker 1>point and he's not going to realize it, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna because that's how karma works, and he's going to

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<v Speaker 1>show up to the airport and they're gonna be like, yes, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't go on your trip, this is a expired passport.

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<v Speaker 1>And hopefully it'll be with a girl that he really likes,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she's like, dude, you let your passport expire. Gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember if you want to do a second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>all you have to do is email the show and

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<v Speaker 1>we will call the person who didn't call you back

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<v Speaker 1>to show move A ninety two point five