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Speaker 1: Jebels second data dates. You guys, ever been on one
Speaker 1: of those dates that just kind of snowballs, Like you
Speaker 1: go out for lunch or something, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, you're having dinner and drinks, and then that
Speaker 1: turns into like your robbing banks, and then that turns
Speaker 1: into she's learning the signature of your grandmother so you
Speaker 1: can forge checks. I mean, just one thing snowballs into another,
Speaker 1: into another, just lots of activities I'm talking about. Well,
Speaker 1: that's the kind of date that Patrick went on on
Speaker 1: his first date with a girl named Tanya. But now
Speaker 1: she's not calling him back, and it gets even crazier
Speaker 1: than anything I just said. I think, what's up? Patrick?
Speaker 1: How are you? Nothing? Nothing like that happened? But are
Speaker 1: you wait? Are you sure you're not wanted in five states?
Speaker 1: I am definitely sure of that. Yeah, that's what all
Speaker 1: criminals day. Your email about your date sounded kind of
Speaker 1: I mean, not that crazy, but it sounded like you
Speaker 1: guys did a lot of stuff it was. I would
Speaker 1: say in my entire life, this is probably the greatest
Speaker 1: date I've ever had. Whoa, I can't wait to hear
Speaker 1: what you guys did. You guys don't know yet how
Speaker 1: many dates he's had. You know, I meant two dates,
Speaker 1: and then we'd be like, oh, so you had dinner
Speaker 1: and drinks. Okay, so have you had a lot of
Speaker 1: good things? Yeah, I've been on plenty of dates. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: See where did you meet this dream girl that you
Speaker 1: went on this crazy date with? I met her on
Speaker 1: a dating app? Okay, but we had talked and we
Speaker 1: had planned to go rock climbing, and are you a
Speaker 1: rock climber? I'm athletic. I wouldn't say I'm like a
Speaker 1: rock like a but I'm outdoorsy. I guess we'd have
Speaker 1: to say cool. All right, so that's pretty sweet. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, we had a good time. We went rock climbing,
Speaker 1: and then that escalated into we went to this little
Speaker 1: cafe and had some food and we just had like
Speaker 1: a really good vibe, good connection. We started walking around.
Speaker 1: We went to this park and we actually, as crazy
Speaker 1: as it sounds, we had like a cartoon drawing, like
Speaker 1: a characterist drawing of us, like a caricature dude at
Speaker 1: the park. Yeah yeah, like the guy drew pictures. Doesn't
Speaker 1: doesn't sound that crazy really, Patrick, but it is cool
Speaker 1: and fun. But we had but it was our first date,
Speaker 1: Like usually don't do that kind of stuff on your
Speaker 1: first date. We just it just kind of flowed like
Speaker 1: everything that's true. And I don't know why you want
Speaker 1: to call her back. I mean, any girl that's willing
Speaker 1: to have her caricature drawn on her first date, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, pretty bad, Yeah, but it's not really
Speaker 1: the point of like the crazy things we did. But
Speaker 1: it's just like I was almost giddy, like I had
Speaker 1: butterflies in my stomach. I was like I felt really good,
Speaker 1: like it was a good day, like I was having fun.
Speaker 1: And I will back you on the characterature thing, because
Speaker 1: like that's something that's like a momento from your first date,
Speaker 1: Like she's taking she wants to ream remember this, And
Speaker 1: I assume that's why you guys sat down and did
Speaker 1: that together. So if you guys do get her on
Speaker 1: the phone, like, don't say anything about the characature, because
Speaker 1: I like have it on my fridge and I look
Speaker 1: at it every day. Yeah, I'll be sure to not
Speaker 1: mention that Patrick, that's cute. That's cute. And a character
Speaker 1: is a big thing to get drawn on the first
Speaker 1: day because they always highlight your worst feature and you
Speaker 1: don't want the other person to be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: they do have a gigantic nose. So did it end
Speaker 1: at the park and the drawing, No, No, it didn't end.
Speaker 1: We went back to my place and just kind of
Speaker 1: chilled and hung out and she actually like stayed over.
Speaker 1: Oh she did. Okay, I mean and did she stay
Speaker 1: in the same room as you Patrick? Yeah? All right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you guys basically spent the whole day and night together. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I was like giddy and I couldn't sleep. So
Speaker 1: I woke up in the middle of the night. I
Speaker 1: was just like looking at my emails and like this, uh,
Speaker 1: the last minute travel deal came up. So I woke up.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna book a trip to Mexico
Speaker 1: for next weekend, like the following weekend. Wow, like just
Speaker 1: for you or you invited her to? Like were you
Speaker 1: just like giving her that information? Oh okay, you're asking
Speaker 1: if she wanted to do that though, I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: of course, I invited her, wasn't oyeah the way you
Speaker 1: said it just is Not'm like, hey, I'm going to
Speaker 1: trip to Mexico and just say, you know, all right,
Speaker 1: go back to sleep. Well that's crazy, and she said yes,
Speaker 1: she said yes. So I booked it. I charged it
Speaker 1: on my card, I paid for everything, and then we
Speaker 1: kept texting back and forth during the week. I was
Speaker 1: trying to catch up on work because we were going
Speaker 1: to leave for a long weekend. Yeah, and so we
Speaker 1: had plans to meet at the airport at a certain time.
Speaker 1: And so I got there, checked everything and was like waiting, waiting,
Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes. What were you feeling? Uh, well, I
Speaker 1: had different kind of butterflies. So I was waiting, waiting, waiting,
Speaker 1: and there was like last call to book the thing,
Speaker 1: and I was like, she wasn't getting in touch with things.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if maybe she was on the plane.
Speaker 1: I just I got on the plane and I went
Speaker 1: on the weekend trip by myself. That sucks. And you
Speaker 1: haven't heard from her at all. I've called her, I've
Speaker 1: text her, I've I've looked at my characterature on refrigerator
Speaker 1: with the sad face now and wow, do you think
Speaker 1: she maybe got I mean, I don't know. Did she
Speaker 1: get freaked out like it was too much commitment too fast?
Speaker 1: Maybe she've got nervous. I'm hoping you guys can find
Speaker 1: out for me so I can kind of figure out
Speaker 1: what I did wrong. Yeah, you think that she could
Speaker 1: at least tell you, like, hey, the Mexico thing kind
Speaker 1: of making me nervous instead of just ditching you at
Speaker 1: the airport. But maybe she felt really guilty because he
Speaker 1: had paid for it all and she didn't know how
Speaker 1: to tell him. But that's why I got in contact
Speaker 1: with you guys, and I'm hoping you guys can help
Speaker 1: me me too. I hope this turns out to be
Speaker 1: a love story. I just want to know why should
Speaker 1: just him at the airport and really care what kind
Speaker 1: of story we get. But we will play a song
Speaker 1: and then come back and call her and get your
Speaker 1: second day update. All right, Patrick, thank you brooking jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning seconds. All right, before we get into
Speaker 1: the second part of today's second date update, there's one
Speaker 1: very useful piece of information that I need to know. Patrick.
Speaker 1: You there, Yeah, I'm here. Did you at least have
Speaker 1: fun in Mexico? By yourself, Patrick, good question. You know
Speaker 1: what it was. It was pretty sad because it was
Speaker 1: like a couple's thing, like that was part of the thing.
Speaker 1: It was like a couple. I just kind of stayed
Speaker 1: in my room and looked at my characters photo. Patrick, dude,
Speaker 1: you could have taken that character photo with you, wrapped
Speaker 1: it in some waterproof stuff, taken on one of those
Speaker 1: banana rides or some parasailing with it. The only people
Speaker 1: that were single were like the cleaning people and like
Speaker 1: the grounds people. You had options then. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: sixty two year old Brady. That made my dad was
Speaker 1: kind of hot. Yeah, there you go. You messed up,
Speaker 1: all right. If you're just tuning in for the second
Speaker 1: day up date, Patrick is on the phone and he
Speaker 1: met a girl named Tanya online. They had their first
Speaker 1: date and they did a bunch of things, rock climbing,
Speaker 1: walking around a park, getting a caricature done that he
Speaker 1: still has on his Refrigera Raider. She actually stayed the
Speaker 1: night and while she was staying there, he was so
Speaker 1: giddy that he booked them a trip to Mexico for
Speaker 1: the next weekend. She agreed to go, but then didn't
Speaker 1: show up at the airport, and now he's wondering, why,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, how are you feeling right now? Because
Speaker 1: that's an insane story. I'm a little nervous and excited,
Speaker 1: if that makes sense. I guess I want to find
Speaker 1: out what the hell happened. But I also, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm afraid, like she's gonna say I'm ugly or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. She get all that with you, and
Speaker 1: then she was like, wait a second, I don't want
Speaker 1: to spend the weekend in Mexico with this guy exactly.
Speaker 1: You never know, man, You know, women they're crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it, Patrick, you were bad looking. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial her phone number right now here we go. Okay, Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: gonna speak to Tanya. Please. This is hey Tanya. How
Speaker 1: are you. This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Uh. Hi, I'm I'm good. Good, I'm glad
Speaker 1: to hear it. I was worried about you. Okay, who
Speaker 1: are you looking? My name is Jebil and a host
Speaker 1: radio show called Brook and Jewbil in the Morning. There's
Speaker 1: three of us on the phone right now. There's me,
Speaker 1: there's Brooke, there's Jose. Okay, Hi, everyone hiya, And we
Speaker 1: have been so worried about you. Why, well, because you
Speaker 1: missed a flight recently. And that's a big thing we
Speaker 1: do on our show. We have like a segment where
Speaker 1: it's like, did you miss your flight recently? We track
Speaker 1: people down and try to figure out why they missed
Speaker 1: their flight. It's kind of crazy. You're a kookie morning show. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So you were supposed to take a flight recently with
Speaker 1: a dude named Patrick to Mexico and you just didn't
Speaker 1: show up. How do you know that know everything? And
Speaker 1: also he emailed us. Yeah, Patrick told us about your
Speaker 1: first date and said that you guys had planned a
Speaker 1: trip to Mexico for the next weekend, but you left
Speaker 1: him at the airport. Oh, Michael, And I mean that's
Speaker 1: a lot, Like the whole story is pretty crazy. So
Speaker 1: maybe you were just feeling overwhelmed and you didn't know
Speaker 1: how to tell them. That's what I'm hoping for. Um,
Speaker 1: it just it was just a really weird thing that
Speaker 1: happened with the airport. And yeah, it just it was
Speaker 1: just really weird. You're on the no fly list, she
Speaker 1: got detained. Um, it just it's kind of really embarrassing. Um,
Speaker 1: it's a mistake, an embarrassing mistake, and I just um
Speaker 1: kind of leave it at that. Waited your plants in
Speaker 1: the security line because you're scared. Where do you come
Speaker 1: up with? That happens to me all the time. It
Speaker 1: is embarrassing, but it's okay, No, that's not that's not it.
Speaker 1: I asked you to go through the security machine and
Speaker 1: you took off your clothes and asked for a stript search. Instance.
Speaker 1: Stop guessing it could be embarrassing, but I've done it too. No,
Speaker 1: it's just listen, it's one hundred percent me. It had
Speaker 1: nothing to do do with Patrick at all. But what
Speaker 1: could be so embarrassing that you spend this amazing date
Speaker 1: with someone, agree to go on a long weekend to Mexico,
Speaker 1: oh my god, and then ditch out of it all
Speaker 1: and like leave him high and dry. It's just I
Speaker 1: went to the airport. I was very excited to go
Speaker 1: on this trip, and you did. Yes, Yes, I went
Speaker 1: to the airport. I went and I checked in, had
Speaker 1: my stuff ready to go, and they asked for my
Speaker 1: passport and I said why, I mean, I have, you know,
Speaker 1: my driver's license and they're like, no, you need a
Speaker 1: passport and I was like, why, I'm just going to
Speaker 1: Mexico and they were like, yeah, you need a passport.
Speaker 1: And I truly had no idea that you need a
Speaker 1: passport to get into Mexico in Canada, Like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: really know. I seriously thought, like it's still it's all
Speaker 1: the same continent, like welcome to the last fifteen years
Speaker 1: of the world. So you forgot your passport? No, I
Speaker 1: didn't forget it. I don't have one. I don't travel
Speaker 1: a lot. I didn't know. I seriously did not know.
Speaker 1: And I was mortified standing there and I don't have
Speaker 1: a passport, and I didn't know what to do. I
Speaker 1: didn't know what to say. I didn't know how to
Speaker 1: tell Patrick that, like how absolutely idiotic I felt. So
Speaker 1: I do know how you can tell him, Tanya, I
Speaker 1: really do know how you can tell him. How Now,
Speaker 1: how is he even going to believe me? I've been
Speaker 1: trying to figure it out and I don't even know
Speaker 1: what to say. Well, you kind of already did, because
Speaker 1: he's actually on the other line listening and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. What. Yeah, yeah, I'm on the phone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, oh local, this is
Speaker 1: still embarrassing. Yeah, it's very embarrassing that you wouldn't call
Speaker 1: somebody and have respect, actually at least let me know
Speaker 1: what's going on. Oh you're kind of mad, Patrick, Patrick,
Speaker 1: I am so sorry. I was so embarrassed in that moment,
Speaker 1: and I literally had no idea what to do, what
Speaker 1: to say. I felt so stupid that, yeah, I won't
Speaker 1: know this, so I mean, you could have told me,
Speaker 1: like you didn't have to just blow me off, Like
Speaker 1: it's kind of crazy that you wouldn't even call or
Speaker 1: let me know. And then I went by myself, like
Speaker 1: I know, couples weekend by myself. Basically the worst trip
Speaker 1: of Mexico than I've ever taken. And I was one
Speaker 1: time during Elninio. God damn, Tanya, You're worse than Alnmo
Speaker 1: I was, Janya, it is pretty weird that you were
Speaker 1: that embarrassed by a passport SNAPf who listen. I understand
Speaker 1: that it sounds crazy. I don't travel a lot, how
Speaker 1: I don't know these things. I had no reason to
Speaker 1: know these things. And Patrick, the entire weekend that you
Speaker 1: were gone, knowing that you were there, I was drinking Margarita's,
Speaker 1: sitting at home thinking about you the entire time. Well,
Speaker 1: it was good that you were thinking about me. I
Speaker 1: already had to do is send one text, make one
Speaker 1: phone call. That's it. I am apologizing. I have taken one,
Speaker 1: one hundred percent of the blame for this. If you
Speaker 1: were listening, as you were supposedly listening while I was
Speaker 1: talking this entire time to a bunch of radio DJs,
Speaker 1: I said that I take one hundred percent fault for this.
Speaker 1: I am sorry. So, okay, I hear your apology on that.
Speaker 1: But now we have a whole other issue. I mean,
Speaker 1: what are you twelve years old? You don't have a passport,
Speaker 1: you don't travel. I mean time had a reason to
Speaker 1: have one, Patrick, I didn't know like kids like babies
Speaker 1: come out of the wounds and get passports and travel
Speaker 1: all over your parents. Okay, kept you locked in your fato.
Speaker 1: What this right here is why I didn't tell you. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is why I had no idea how to tell you,
Speaker 1: because I was worried that you were going to sit
Speaker 1: here and brate me for not knowing something. You could
Speaker 1: just be really not I'd be a good guy. It's
Speaker 1: not a matter of not knowing something. It's a matter
Speaker 1: of just having a brain to figure out what whoa whoa?
Speaker 1: You know you're angry, But like I thought, you really
Speaker 1: like this girl, dude, I did, But she doesn't have
Speaker 1: a passport. What kind of person doesn't have a passport?
Speaker 1: I don't have passport. I don't know anybody. You know anybody.
Speaker 1: Mine's almost expired. I might not have one soon. I
Speaker 1: just expired actually, so I technically don't have one either.
Speaker 1: So you know, like to get a passport, you go
Speaker 1: to the post office and take a picture and just
Speaker 1: mail it out and make send it back of you like,
Speaker 1: it's not rocket science, play anything, you know. I know
Speaker 1: what I'm supposed to do. Now I can go and
Speaker 1: get one and we can go on a trip together.
Speaker 1: We can do it the right way this time. All right, Well, Tanya,
Speaker 1: would you like to go with Patrick on a second date.
Speaker 1: We can do dinner. We'll pay for dinner. If you
Speaker 1: guys want to go on a trip, that's on you.
Speaker 1: But if you get a passport, you'd be willing to
Speaker 1: go out with Patrick again? Yes, it was my mistake.
Speaker 1: I would like to go on another date with Patrick. Hey, wow,
Speaker 1: I'm impressed. I mean he said some mean things, so
Speaker 1: he's upset. Patrick, do you want to go out with
Speaker 1: Tany again? I mean somebody that can't call you back
Speaker 1: and not responsive. And what person again does not have
Speaker 1: a passport. I would ever go out with her again
Speaker 1: after she was your dream girl and you were obsessed
Speaker 1: with her. The passports the breaking point. My dream girl
Speaker 1: is gorgeous, nice, beautiful smile, and you know what, she
Speaker 1: has a passport. Okay, all right, Patrick, we found your
Speaker 1: your deal breaker, I guess, so get the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Forget that. I even said, yes, you are not the
Speaker 1: person I thought you were. You're crazy. I may be crazy,
Speaker 1: but at least I have a pass on It does
Speaker 1: have a point. PSA today for the second day update,
Speaker 1: everybody make sure you gotta get your passport. Everybody in
Speaker 1: the morning text in even eight five nine two says
Speaker 1: Patrick is by far the biggest idiot you've ever had
Speaker 1: on the show, Broken Jewil in the morning. It's not
Speaker 1: according to Patrick, if you missed today's second eate update,
Speaker 1: Patrick wanted to call Tanya. They went out on a date.
Speaker 1: He liked her so much that he actually actually booked
Speaker 1: a trip to Mexico for the two of them on
Speaker 1: a whim to try to be spontaneous, and he was
Speaker 1: all about her. He's like, I have a caricature drawing
Speaker 1: over I look at it all the time, and she's
Speaker 1: amazing and blah blah blah. And then we got her
Speaker 1: on the phone and she said that the reason she
Speaker 1: ditched him at the airport and he had to go
Speaker 1: to Mexico by himself was because she got there and
Speaker 1: she didn't realize you needed a passport to go to Mexico. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she was embarrassed by that, of course, right, but
Speaker 1: so embarrassed that you wouldn't call and tell him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of weird. She said she felt so embarrassed
Speaker 1: that she didn't have a passport and didn't know that
Speaker 1: you needed a passport that she just didn't want to
Speaker 1: talk to him. But the worst part about it was
Speaker 1: that Patrick sort of freaked out at the fact that
Speaker 1: she doesn't have a passport. Yeah. What all I can
Speaker 1: think is maybe he's just still really angry about having
Speaker 1: to go on a couple's retreat to Mexico by himself,
Speaker 1: and he's just blaming it on them. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It sounded like he seriously thinks anybody without a passport,
Speaker 1: It's like a character flaw for him. But there's something
Speaker 1: wrong with you if you don't have a passport. Some
Speaker 1: people don't need passports. I don't think I got a
Speaker 1: passport in my twenties. Like, Oh, are you serious, get
Speaker 1: out of the studio, geez leaves. Yeah, I know. Seriously,
Speaker 1: It's amazing what deal breakers people have, Like it sounds
Speaker 1: like for Patrick, a deal breaker for him is somebody
Speaker 1: doesn't have a passport. You know what's going to happen
Speaker 1: is that Patrick's passport is going to expire at some
Speaker 1: point and he's not going to realize it, and he's
Speaker 1: gonna because that's how karma works, and he's going to
Speaker 1: show up to the airport and they're gonna be like, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: you can't go on your trip, this is a expired passport.
Speaker 1: And hopefully it'll be with a girl that he really likes,
Speaker 1: and then she's like, dude, you let your passport expire. Gross.
Speaker 1: Remember if you want to do a second date update,
Speaker 1: all you have to do is email the show and
Speaker 1: we will call the person who didn't call you back
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