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Speaker 1: Jebels second data dates. You guys, ever been on one

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Speaker 1: of those dates that just kind of snowballs, Like you

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Speaker 1: that's the kind of date that Patrick went on on

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Speaker 1: his first date with a girl named Tanya. But now

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Speaker 1: than anything I just said. I think, what's up? Patrick?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Nothing? Nothing like that happened? But are

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Speaker 1: what you guys did. You guys don't know yet how

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Speaker 1: doesn't sound that crazy really, Patrick, but it is cool

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Speaker 1: You there, Yeah, I'm here. Did you at least have

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Speaker 1: their flight. It's kind of crazy. You're a kookie morning show. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So you were supposed to take a flight recently with

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Speaker 1: is embarrassing, but it's okay, No, that's not that's not it.

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Speaker 1: Stop guessing it could be embarrassing, but I've done it too. No,

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Speaker 1: it's just listen, it's one hundred percent me. It had

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