Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to an all new episode of Saved
Speaker 1: by the Belmore. It's me your host, Mr Stephen Belmore. Gosh,
Speaker 1: I'm so happy to be here. And of course I'm
Speaker 1: back with my gal pal, my best friend, my producer,
Speaker 1: my cousin. That's friend. Hi, it's me Cindy. Well, I
Speaker 1: was going to get to it, Cindy, so let's not.
Speaker 1: Let's not jump guns here, okay, of course, sorry, Steve. Regardless, Cindy,
Speaker 1: what is new with you? Well, as you know last week,
Speaker 1: I finally returned to the dating scene. But remember my
Speaker 1: date did have a klonopin. It is accidental drowning in
Speaker 1: some New England clam chowder. Yeah it was. Wait, wasn't
Speaker 1: New England. I thought it was a Manhattan chowder. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was. It was definitely New England. And see, that's
Speaker 1: that's why it's dangerous. It's hard to come back after
Speaker 1: being submerged in such thick chowder. But he's out of
Speaker 1: the woods, he's out of the coma, Cindy. That is
Speaker 1: so great. You know, I love chowder, so I put
Speaker 1: myself and my life on the line all of the time.
Speaker 1: But I'm just I'm so excited for you. So does
Speaker 1: this mean that you're going to keep dating? Well, actually,
Speaker 1: unfortunately no, Yeah, he um woke up and almost instantly
Speaker 1: told me he wasn't looking for anything serious. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and he was married as well. Oh, Cindy, that's that's
Speaker 1: a shame. Yeah, but for time, we really do need
Speaker 1: to move on to stuff I didn't know, right, No,
Speaker 1: that's right. I didn't think you'd actually have anything to
Speaker 1: catch us up on, Um. But there's plenty of fish
Speaker 1: in the see, you just got to cast a wider net. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's get started on me, all right. Absolutely, So,
Speaker 1: as you know, production on Rent has come to a
Speaker 1: halt because I refused to allow all of the students
Speaker 1: to audition. And yes, that is solely based on the
Speaker 1: fact that their parents have slighted me. If they've slighted me,
Speaker 1: then they're not welcome. If they haven't, they can get
Speaker 1: an audition. Well did that affect a lot of the
Speaker 1: kids about fifty percent? Yeah, But still, I don't need
Speaker 1: that toxic energy surrounding me when I'm trying to pull
Speaker 1: literally pull performances out of these dry sponges their parents
Speaker 1: called children. And I mean, you know how it is.
Speaker 1: I okay, so that's on Halts. I'll let you know
Speaker 1: what goes on with that. I'll let everybody know. They'll
Speaker 1: probably be a go fund me. I'll drop the link
Speaker 1: when it's out. Um. I do have some good news
Speaker 1: and some bad news, Cindy. The good news is, after
Speaker 1: four different failed change dot org petitions, I was able
Speaker 1: to add stage make up to my syllabus. Wow, congratulation,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Cindy. It was so great. But
Speaker 1: the bad news is, after an unfortunate accident with Julius
Speaker 1: Smith's eyeball and a pencil eyeliner, I've had to remove
Speaker 1: it and re add History of Theater, which I teach
Speaker 1: by showing a bootleg taping of the fan of the opera.
Speaker 1: What happened with Julia's I I have no idea. I
Speaker 1: picked it up, I rented it off, I put it
Speaker 1: in a zip blog bag and stuck it in her
Speaker 1: pocket when they were taking her out on the stretcher.
Speaker 1: But I haven't had time to follow up. Her last
Speaker 1: name is long to look up in the system. So, Steven,
Speaker 1: that sounds very serious. I mean, the paperwork, did you
Speaker 1: at least I didn't do any paperwork that's not I'm
Speaker 1: a creative person. Her eye felt it popped out. Oh
Speaker 1: my goodness. Well the thing was, I said, you're doing great,
Speaker 1: and I gave her a little a little smack on
Speaker 1: the back, okay, and then she was holding the eyeliner.
Speaker 1: Oh so it was your fault. Well that was the
Speaker 1: first and then someone else bumped into her front and
Speaker 1: hit her hand, so it was kind of like a
Speaker 1: double Dutch situation. You know, this reminds me I should
Speaker 1: reach out to legal. Oh yeah, please reach out to
Speaker 1: our on staff legal team to make sure that it's
Speaker 1: okay that we we tell that story. But again, not
Speaker 1: my fault. She should have known how to use a
Speaker 1: gel eyeliner. I mean, she's fourteen years old. Grow up.
Speaker 1: So anyway, now I'm stuck teaching the goddamn history of theater, Sandy,
Speaker 1: it may as well be a politics class. I just
Speaker 1: can't seem to care about it. But you know what
Speaker 1: I do care about inspiring people, and that's why I
Speaker 1: have come up with a new segment, stories of cutting
Speaker 1: my teeth. As many of you know, sometimes artists, and
Speaker 1: I use that term broadly, I have to take jobs
Speaker 1: they otherwise would not to support themselves in pursuing their
Speaker 1: whatever it may be. And this is the story of
Speaker 1: the thirteen years I spent cutting my teeth after my
Speaker 1: parents cut me off while auditioning for Broadway shows and
Speaker 1: getting callbacks for Broadway shows. You remember the callback? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: the callback. There was the callback for the one plus
Speaker 1: others and waiting tables at New York's most exclusive restaurants
Speaker 1: in diners. It's a special segment because not only are
Speaker 1: Cindy and I best friends, roommates, cousins, we worked together
Speaker 1: in several different restaurants in New York City, the Big
Speaker 1: Apple as locals call it, And that's where Cindy met
Speaker 1: her husband, her ex husband, Yeah, who I actually hooked
Speaker 1: up with first at a server holiday party, and anyway,
Speaker 1: he wasn't gay. It was a confusing time for him,
Speaker 1: but he did meet Cindy soon after, and then he
Speaker 1: did leave Cindy not too soon after that and is
Speaker 1: now dating an unnamed real wife of New York who
Speaker 1: I do still hope to meet some day. Yeah, about that,
Speaker 1: I'm not comfortable asking him to introduce you to at
Speaker 1: least not yet. Well time heals all wounds, Cindy. Okay,
Speaker 1: you'll get there. But now let's get into celebrities who
Speaker 1: have wronged me. Okay, so you remember when Morgan Freeman
Speaker 1: came in. Oh, yes, everyone loves Morgan Freeman. He's an
Speaker 1: actor from Bruce Almighty. He's most well known, Godly got
Speaker 1: so good. I thought he was so good. He ordered
Speaker 1: a tomato soup. I brought it out to him and
Speaker 1: he was a total diva. He was very upset. He
Speaker 1: asked to speak to a manager. It just really confused
Speaker 1: me how this iconic actor could be so upset over
Speaker 1: a simple confusion. Well, actually I remember that day. Wasn't
Speaker 1: the bowl of tomato soup? Didn't you bring up a
Speaker 1: bowl of salsa instead? We were out of the tomato soup? Gotcha.
Speaker 1: But but then there was a part where we started
Speaker 1: screaming lines from shash Redemption at him, which I don't
Speaker 1: think he liked. Well that's because he couldn't handle it.
Speaker 1: God forbid, somebody's a better actor, you know. You know
Speaker 1: I did not consider that it was upsetting, So needless
Speaker 1: to say, I won't be starring in the shosh Anc
Speaker 1: Redemption too. Uh that that was a joke since thank you?
Speaker 1: Um remember Diane Keaton, Diane Keaton comes in. Everyone just
Speaker 1: loves Diane Keaton because she can scream in every movie
Speaker 1: she's in. I scream everywhere I go. I don't get
Speaker 1: the big deal on that, and she's not even that great.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't even let me try on her hat. Do
Speaker 1: you remember that? I do remember that, but I remember
Speaker 1: more specifically, more importantly, that that wasn't Diane Keaton. Actually,
Speaker 1: well that makes it even worse because she's not even original.
Speaker 1: There's another woman walking around just like her, exactly. And
Speaker 1: if it was just a regular lady, then wouldn't she
Speaker 1: be honored to let you wear her hat? You would think,
Speaker 1: you would think Cindy. But speaking of women who don't
Speaker 1: know when they're being honored, Sarah Michelle Geller, you remember her.
Speaker 1: She kept saying she wasn't Sarah Michelle Geller. I knew
Speaker 1: she was Sarah Michelle Geller. We got into an argument.
Speaker 1: It was over a plot point in Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
Speaker 1: which there's just a lot that goes on that didn't
Speaker 1: make sense to me. God for a bid I questioned something,
Speaker 1: Sorry that I'm not a sheep, but you know, you
Speaker 1: actually did have a point in that argument, So I
Speaker 1: stand by it. I stand by it, thank you. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then finally, Danny de Vito, when this is actually
Speaker 1: more of a Cindy story than mine, because we were
Speaker 1: closing the restaurant and I was in the back. I
Speaker 1: was head server. I was counting the money, uh, screaming
Speaker 1: at all the other servers for drinking, you know, just
Speaker 1: really doing what I loved at the time. And then
Speaker 1: when I come out of the back, Cindy is in
Speaker 1: the clothes restaurant, slow dancing with none other than than
Speaker 1: Matilda's Danny de Vito. Yes, yes, yeah, he was picking
Speaker 1: up his take out, and you know, one thing led
Speaker 1: to another, and he gave me a phone number. I remember,
Speaker 1: you were so excited. Yes, I was so pissed. It
Speaker 1: did turn out. I called the next day. It turned
Speaker 1: out that it was fake. It was a fake phone number,
Speaker 1: so that was that makes sense. He's married, actually to
Speaker 1: the mom in Matilda, the actual mom. I knew they
Speaker 1: were married. Yeah, you know that's not what he told me. Um. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I remember saying like he's married, and you were like,
Speaker 1: who has time for that? You know, we all do
Speaker 1: desperate things. I had sex with your husband, for God's sakes,
Speaker 1: it was just a makeout. It was a makeout, and
Speaker 1: it was before you were dating. Just the makeout though, right, Yeah, totally,
Speaker 1: totally okay because sometimes you know, yeah, I never know
Speaker 1: with you. Yeah my ex husband. Yeah yeah, he's nice,
Speaker 1: good kisser. So Cindy, it's time to move on to
Speaker 1: our very special guests, and I'm so excited to have him.
Speaker 1: Very exciting. Not only is he a Broadway producer bumping
Speaker 1: elbows with some of the hottest celebrities to ever grace
Speaker 1: the red carpet, he's gay, and he's an uncle to
Speaker 1: one of my absolute favorite students who became one of
Speaker 1: my absolute favorite students um when I found out this information,
Speaker 1: Jenna I think her name is Jennifer Jenna Vieve, It's
Speaker 1: something like that. She she quickly became my favorite student.
Speaker 1: When I was on Instagram, as I always do, perusing
Speaker 1: the student's Instagram accounts and fake Instagram accounts which they
Speaker 1: have now, and I saw her in a photo with
Speaker 1: none other than the star of the Dear of Enhance
Speaker 1: and Film, Ben platt Way, and I said, what holiday, Hubie, whatdy?
Speaker 1: I was flabbergasted, and so I do some click click
Speaker 1: click gang next thing I know. I realized her uncle.
Speaker 1: He has a gay face. I could tell. And after
Speaker 1: convincing her to introduce us via some good old fashioned
Speaker 1: B and B blackmail and bribes, blackmail and bribes, please
Speaker 1: welcome Broadway producer Matt Farley. Hi, Matt. Do we call
Speaker 1: you Matt? Or do we call you? Um, Matthew? I
Speaker 1: don't what's the stage name? I'm not really a performer,
Speaker 1: you know, so I guess Matt's probably Matt's fine. Go
Speaker 1: with Matt. Oh, let me clarifying. What does a producer do?
Speaker 1: You know? Um? My role is a lot about allocating
Speaker 1: funds to get the productions able to actually do their run.
Speaker 1: So it's a lot of you know, contributing funds, myself,
Speaker 1: finding other people to contribute funds so that, you know,
Speaker 1: putting up a Broadway shows. It's so expensive, so it's
Speaker 1: a lot of it's kind of the boring business side,
Speaker 1: you will, of these really fun special pieces. No such
Speaker 1: thing as a boring side. I've put on quite a
Speaker 1: few shows myself. I have a one man show of
Speaker 1: the Crucible where I play all of the roles. Um,
Speaker 1: it's John Proctor is not involved. He was cut from
Speaker 1: the script. Uh, so I get what you're saying, and
Speaker 1: that leads me to my follow up question, how well
Speaker 1: do you know Ben Platt? Oh? Um, you know, we
Speaker 1: just uh that was it was Gentleman's birthday. Isn't she
Speaker 1: the best? Isn't she just the best? So sweet? God?
Speaker 1: I love her so much. Same and yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: it was Gentleman's birthday last year. She was obsessed with
Speaker 1: the show, and so I just I sent a few
Speaker 1: emails to some people I've worked with on a few
Speaker 1: shows in the past, just to see if they could
Speaker 1: get her backstage after the show, just to say hi.
Speaker 1: And so we both met Ben that night, and he
Speaker 1: was super nice to gentle En. It was really lovely. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god. And did anything progress there with you
Speaker 1: and Ben in terms of what friendship? You know how
Speaker 1: gays are? Oh yeah, I guess so, you know, not really.
Speaker 1: He you know, had just done a big show and
Speaker 1: I was really grateful that he came out to meet
Speaker 1: my niece. So I said thank you so much. And
Speaker 1: then you know, I think he just went on his
Speaker 1: way too. You know, they can't talk to him if
Speaker 1: the rest of their voice, so you know, okay, well
Speaker 1: we'll talk about that off the air, sorry to disappoint. Yeah,
Speaker 1: me too. What did you think of Dear Evan Hanson
Speaker 1: the movie, which is I believe based on the musical.
Speaker 1: Isn't that right, Cindy. I believe it's a loose adaptation. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's pretty. Uh, it's pretty pound for pound the same story.
Speaker 1: I saw it. I had a great time. Yeah it is.
Speaker 1: It's pound for pound, I said that. Yeah. Well, see,
Speaker 1: I thought Dear Evan Hanson was like a diary type novel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so this is all very interesting and brand new to me.
Speaker 1: Cindy thought it was the sequel to Dear John, so
Speaker 1: she was expecting something else. Yeah, yeah, that's so funny. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. Nicholas Sparks is not involved at all. Actually,
Speaker 1: it's an interesting story. You know. Some people think it's
Speaker 1: a little problematic. But I had a great time. I
Speaker 1: thought it was nice, you know. Okay, So follow up
Speaker 1: question to that is, do you think I could play
Speaker 1: the role of Dear Evan Hanson. Um, it's time to
Speaker 1: stand on the huh, Cindy. Look at the lyrics before
Speaker 1: I put them in the put them in the church
Speaker 1: before in turn the key I used to the key
Speaker 1: I used to slam on the brakes. I used to slam.
Speaker 1: I used, I used to slim, used to slam on
Speaker 1: the break. Sorry, we should have rehearsed. Um no, I
Speaker 1: I rehearsed Cindy's you know, overcorrecting. Absolutely absolutely, yes, I
Speaker 1: think we actually need to go up an octave on
Speaker 1: that one. We will have an arrangement ready for the
Speaker 1: next episode. Well, yeah, I mean there's you know, there's
Speaker 1: sort of two different conversations. Is you know, are you
Speaker 1: able to sing the part, which you know a lot
Speaker 1: of people can do. It's I mean it's a it's
Speaker 1: a hard it's a vocally challenging part, but also you know,
Speaker 1: for some people, not for me. Yeah. And then there's
Speaker 1: also like, are you someone who could play a fifteen
Speaker 1: year old in a convincing way? Well, you tell me.
Speaker 1: I mean I've been playing fifteen since I was ten,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, wow, that's awesome. Yeah, Like I said,
Speaker 1: I really I really worked on mostly the fundraising side
Speaker 1: of things. Who am I to give any casting advice?
Speaker 1: You know totally? Yeah, Well yeah, we'll talk about it.
Speaker 1: It's so modest. Um, so speaking, how much money do
Speaker 1: you make? Excuse me, how much money do you make
Speaker 1: in a year for our listeners. Uh huh, I mean
Speaker 1: the money I raised for the productions that can range.
Speaker 1: It kind of depends on the budget of the show
Speaker 1: we're working. Well, I mean for like you personally, how
Speaker 1: I think what Steve has asked is how much do
Speaker 1: you take home annually before taxes net? Um? You know,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I'm a pretty fortunate guy. Nothing crazy,
Speaker 1: but you know, I've been fortunate to make a living
Speaker 1: doing this. And you know I have a nice little
Speaker 1: house out on Long Island that I go to in
Speaker 1: the summer. Five figures, six figures seven, seven figures. It's
Speaker 1: one of those Yeah, yeah, you know we're all out
Speaker 1: here trying. Oh he's rich, he's rich. Okay, did I
Speaker 1: hear that you had a house on Long Island? Yes,
Speaker 1: I live on Long Island. I've never been. I hear.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. Uh well, let's move on from numbers. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you ever met at Dina Menzel? I've seen her live,
Speaker 1: but we've never met. You know, she was in Wicked.
Speaker 1: You know that she was in That was the show
Speaker 1: I saw her and yes, I yes, it's a great show.
Speaker 1: It's still on. You should go check it out. Well,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a movie and Ariana Grande is playing Glinda.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about that? I know a lot
Speaker 1: of people are upset. I mean I played Alphaba many times,
Speaker 1: so many times. I was thrilled about Arianna because I
Speaker 1: was like, I would love to play across her. Cynthia
Speaker 1: Arriva is a good choice. Um, different styles, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So how do you feel about miss Grande? You know,
Speaker 1: I have seen her. I took gentlemen to see her
Speaker 1: at the Barclay Center when she came, and she was
Speaker 1: so her vote. I mean, her vocal skills are really unbelievable.
Speaker 1: So I'm excited to see what she does with the role. Um,
Speaker 1: there's such a variety of ways you can kind of
Speaker 1: sing those parts. I think it'll be really exciting to
Speaker 1: see how they do that in that movie. So I
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be great. You know, I gotta say,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of e is to hear you've played Alphabet
Speaker 1: multiple times. That's really why quite a few times. Yes,
Speaker 1: I've I've painted Nobe Moms the Wicked. We painted him
Speaker 1: green head to toe. I do every year. You know,
Speaker 1: it really only requires the face, hands and neck. But
Speaker 1: Steve is just so committed. It's really clear you two
Speaker 1: are very committed to the arts. It's um, well, Steve
Speaker 1: really just inspires me. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I do best.
Speaker 1: You know, there's people who inspire and there's people who
Speaker 1: get inspired. So have you ever dated anybody famous? Not? Really? No? No,
Speaker 1: you know, I know I work kind of close to
Speaker 1: all these big exciting things, but you know, kind of
Speaker 1: have a boring, normal personal life, just like anyone else
Speaker 1: with a boring, normal job, you know, totally. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: are you dating anybody not famous? Um? Yeah, yeah I have.
Speaker 1: So you're dating? Yeah, I've been seeing someone. Is this
Speaker 1: a creative question? Um? Is it serious? If you want
Speaker 1: to answer that, that would be great. Is it serious? Uh?
Speaker 1: You know he might listen to this, and I'm sure
Speaker 1: he will. Everybody does. Uh huh. I would say, you know,
Speaker 1: we're having fun. It's it's early, but I'm having a
Speaker 1: great time. I love that he's being shy. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: love that you're being shy, very uncomfortable. Well that's you know,
Speaker 1: when you're out of your comfort zone, you're growing. Oh
Speaker 1: so that's something to keep in mind. You know, if
Speaker 1: you feel like I want to crawl up in a
Speaker 1: ball and I want to die. That's when you're at
Speaker 1: your best. And that's how I teach your little Genevieve
Speaker 1: Jenna Jenna Lynn. Is it that's how that's the approach
Speaker 1: you go with? Yes? Oh yes, listen, Matt. I'm sure
Speaker 1: that we will meet over Martini's and who knows what soon. Um, so,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, and I will snapchat you. Um sure,
Speaker 1: I don't think I have that, but you you can
Speaker 1: just email email me the snapchat user name and we'll yeah, well,
Speaker 1: we'll make the connection. Okay. Cool, I'm gonna Cindy can
Speaker 1: send you a guide on how to download the app
Speaker 1: to your phone. Yeah. I'm definitely going to be making
Speaker 1: some phone calls. So that's great, fantastic, okay, cool, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: thanks so much, Thank you so much. Bye bye Matt, Bye, Wow,
Speaker 1: CYNDI I think that went so well. I think there
Speaker 1: was some spark there. I don't know. I'm feeling. I'm
Speaker 1: I have goose bumps right now. I'm covered in goose bumps.
Speaker 1: I'm tangling. I feel so alive. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm happy I feel this way because it's time for
Speaker 1: our final segment. My favorite Belmore's chore, which I just
Speaker 1: love to do because I give pat with my guidance,
Speaker 1: with my advice, you know. And it's not always easy
Speaker 1: to completely make myself open and vulnerable person, but I
Speaker 1: do my best and that's why I'm here. So, Cindy,
Speaker 1: who are we helping here today? Well, today's question comes
Speaker 1: from a listener who asks, dear Mr Belmore, You've always
Speaker 1: talked so deeply about your illustrious musical career, but when
Speaker 1: I search on Google for your name, nothing comes up.
Speaker 1: Care to explain? Um? Well, and Cindy, remind me to
Speaker 1: talk to you about the choosing of the questions I
Speaker 1: could have. Want I picked a different question? Um well,
Speaker 1: it's fine because it's an easy answer. I can go
Speaker 1: back into the inbox. No, no, no, it's it's it's
Speaker 1: an easy answer. That was the only one we got
Speaker 1: this week. I think that's what happens, Cindy. It's an
Speaker 1: easy answer. Of course. I used to go by my
Speaker 1: stage name, which you can find out if you subscribe
Speaker 1: to my Patreon, which is coming soon. So you will
Speaker 1: subscribe to my patreon. It's a hundred dollars a month.
Speaker 1: It's going to come with uh, three bonus episodes, my
Speaker 1: head shots from over the years, a personalized autographed photo
Speaker 1: of me that you can print out and hang. It's
Speaker 1: totally worth it, and it will be here in time
Speaker 1: for the next major gift giving holiday. Okay, so let's
Speaker 1: move on to the next question, Cindy, because I feel
Speaker 1: like that listener had a bit of a tone and
Speaker 1: I can't say that I was thrilled about that. Uh sure,
Speaker 1: um let me Uh, okay, you're checking the spam folder.
Speaker 1: Here we go. There is one from someone named best.
Speaker 1: No not, absolutely not. Go to a different question next. Okay, Um, Cindy,
Speaker 1: this is why you're supposed to prepare beforehand. You said
Speaker 1: you went through the folders and that you had a
Speaker 1: good question. I got, you know, I thought that that
Speaker 1: first one was was really good. Um oh my god. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: here's what it says, dear Mr Belmore. I am a
Speaker 1: current student of yours and was obviously surprised when I
Speaker 1: heard you had a public access radio show. I was
Speaker 1: even more surprised when I heard you talking about my
Speaker 1: parents inevitable divorce. My parents have been happily married for
Speaker 1: you know what, Cindy, I'm gonna call a self care here.
Speaker 1: I'm going to choose not to listen to the rest
Speaker 1: of this hater's question, and instead we'll remind all of
Speaker 1: my listeners to remove any toxic energy from their lives
Speaker 1: because life it's too short. I agree, But you know
Speaker 1: that might be a great thing to handle off the air. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: speaking of things to handle off the air, I like
Speaker 1: fall transparency with my listeners, and I think that you
Speaker 1: and I are going to have to have a little
Speaker 1: discussion because the job performance it's slacking. I feel like
Speaker 1: ever since you had to pick up that night job
Speaker 1: at Right Aid, you're just there's Right Aid. And then
Speaker 1: I'm also working at Blazing Saddles on the weekends too.
Speaker 1: It's just well, that's I told you working at a
Speaker 1: cowboy themed gay bar in midtown of Manhattan wasn't going
Speaker 1: to help your self esteem. Well, you know, I heard
Speaker 1: from a lot of folks that the tips are really good,
Speaker 1: but I'm just not quite seeing well, I think the
Speaker 1: tips are good for gay men. Cindy, you know that
Speaker 1: that checks out? That checks out? Does that make sense? God,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it later. We'll talk about it later.
Speaker 1: But I told you anywhere but Blazing saddles, and I
Speaker 1: thought you said nowhere but blazing sad. That was when
Speaker 1: I was talking about where I wanted to go for dinner.
Speaker 1: Regards listen on that note. That's all the time that
Speaker 1: we have for today. Today is the final day of
Speaker 1: my juice cleans, and I need a lone time every
Speaker 1: thirty minutes or I will just absolutely lose my mind.
Speaker 1: But we will be back next week with all new drama,
Speaker 1: all new advice, and the same old are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Just do it? Do it? If you want to do it,
Speaker 1: please sing it. I want to hear it. No you
Speaker 1: you do it, and I'll do the dang. I'll do
Speaker 1: the dang. Okay, you're not doing it. You gave me
Speaker 1: a countdown. Okay, that's it. We're cut, Cut, Cut Dan