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Speaker 1: The Jewils Show on demand. There's an old saying from

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Speaker 1: one of the greatest philosophers of our time that really

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Speaker 1: sums up life. It's the jew Bils Show. That's not

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Speaker 1: what they said, but I'm not sure who said it.

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Speaker 1: It could have been Gandhi or it could have been

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Speaker 1: Rob Kardashian. I know it was one of those highly

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Speaker 1: regarded philosophers though, yeah, no doubt it was one of them.

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Speaker 1: The saying is it's better to be lucky than good.

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Speaker 1: I said that. It was either Gandi or Rob Kardashian,

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Speaker 1: them or me. I have no idea. Somebody said it,

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Speaker 1: and just a second ago you heard we say one

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Speaker 1: of the members of the show should probably be in jail,

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Speaker 1: or should have been in jail a long time ago,

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Speaker 1: in jail right now for one thing or another, especially

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Speaker 1: the way I drive. I get pulled over a lot,

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Speaker 1: and I hardly get tickets, and it drives Alex crazy always,

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Speaker 1: and it's always been that way. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: it is about my luck with that, but I get

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Speaker 1: pulled over and I should definitely get a ticket for

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Speaker 1: many things, and they'll let me go. I moved once, right,

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Speaker 1: and I just wanted to play a game with myself

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Speaker 1: for fun. I'm not going to register my car. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna leave the tabs expired for as long as possible.

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Speaker 1: How long can I go until I get a ticket.

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Speaker 1: Once I get a ticket, I will change over the

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Speaker 1: tabs and I will register my car again. It's a

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Speaker 1: fun game. It was really fun because I got pulled

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Speaker 1: over multiple times and I would get off every single time.

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Speaker 1: And then I finally got a ticket. It was about

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Speaker 1: a year and a half later they finally gave me

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Speaker 1: a ticket. That's just how it goes with me and

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Speaker 1: getting tickets. I've gone several tickets since I've been with him, right,

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Speaker 1: and I don't. I'm like, are you I barely even drive.

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Speaker 1: And then we went on a twenty hour road trip

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Speaker 1: drive right. He drove eighteen of the twenty hours and

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Speaker 1: I drove too, and I got a speeding ticket. And

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Speaker 1: it was right after we switched too and I was

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Speaker 1: driving fast, I mean way faster than I was. I

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Speaker 1: was going like ninety and he would be like doing

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Speaker 1: like one hundred. It was like thirty minutes. Are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: At that point, it's just like a curse on you

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Speaker 1: or something. So then so here's what happened. So he

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Speaker 1: finally you guys, you guys, he finally got a ticket.

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Speaker 1: I did get pulled over the other day and I

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Speaker 1: was going way over the speed Let let's tell you

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Speaker 1: about it. He was going ninety two and a seventy.

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Speaker 1: That's twenty two miles an hour over the speed limit.

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Speaker 1: It's not even your worst is twenty miles an hour

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Speaker 1: is reckless driving. Reckless driving? You should get a reckless

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Speaker 1: driving charge again for whatever is in time. No, that

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Speaker 1: just means the head ticket you can if you if

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Speaker 1: you've had like previous things. I think, but ninety two

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Speaker 1: in a seventy and comes up to one hundred. If

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Speaker 1: they didn't stop me, I would have got there. So

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Speaker 1: you know, the state patrol gave Jubil a one hundred

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Speaker 1: and eight dollars ticket for going five over five over,

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Speaker 1: and I knew I was going to get a ticket

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Speaker 1: this time. I could just tell right. And he comes

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Speaker 1: back and he's like, I just march you off. Is

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Speaker 1: five over five over? That is so upset A one

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Speaker 1: hundred and eight dollars Get this slow? Get this. A

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Speaker 1: couple days later, Yeah, I'm driving home from getting my

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Speaker 1: hair done and I didn't realize that I was passing

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Speaker 1: this school that had just gotten out at three to one,

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Speaker 1: and I was going thirty three and a twenty which

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Speaker 1: thirty three. Well, yeah, it's slowed, you know, And if

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Speaker 1: it wasn't, you'd be fine. Right, there's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: there's some kids around, but it's not like kids everywhere.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know where the school is. And then

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that I got a ticket because I

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Speaker 1: didn't see the blinking thing telling me that there's a

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Speaker 1: school around. Going twenty miles an hour, and I get

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Speaker 1: a ticket to the mail, I got a ticket of

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Speaker 1: the value, guys, And remember this, I got pulled over

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Speaker 1: going twenty two miles almost almost one hundred miles an

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Speaker 1: hour over the speeding lily mad enough to be reckless driving.

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Speaker 1: I got a ticket for five over and it was

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Speaker 1: how much one hundred and eight dollars one hundred eight dollars.

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Speaker 1: And then Alex got her ticket in the mail Um

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Speaker 1: I was going thirteen over and the ticket was one

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Speaker 1: hundred and thirty nine dollars. It was I didn't even

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Speaker 1: get pulled over, and I got a bigger ticket in

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Speaker 1: the mil. There was trust. You gotta be king so

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Speaker 1: bad boys, bad boys. Oh yeah, what're gonna do? So

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Speaker 1: that's just that's my luck, though, j I guess it's

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Speaker 1: not bad. I recommend it. At least a jew shows

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Speaker 1: for driving. It's good. We must have the same luck.

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Speaker 1: Because once I rolled my car and like after I

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Speaker 1: was heavily concussed sitting in the vehicle. The cop came

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Speaker 1: up to me, didn't even ask me, really high how

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Speaker 1: I was. He goes, wow, yeah, I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: give you a speeding ticket full two hundreds. I crashed

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Speaker 1: for two hundred miles an hour. I mean, sorry, two

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars an accident. I have a big body for

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Speaker 1: getting in an accident. But I didn't hurt anyone. But

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Speaker 1: if that was too funny, you definitely would have been

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Speaker 1: let o. I flipped my car into a canal when

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Speaker 1: I was eighteen and I was going like camping with

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Speaker 1: friends whatever. Anyway, it was on this dirt road next

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Speaker 1: to a canal. Flipped the whole car in there. It

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Speaker 1: was a really bad, like the car filled up with water.

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Speaker 1: And I had a girlfriend at the time. I got

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Speaker 1: her out of the car. She was screaming her head off,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, calm down right, but the whole thing

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Speaker 1: was filling up with water. But we were eighteen going

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Speaker 1: to a camping trip. We had beer, right, and so

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Speaker 1: all this beer was in this canal and then the

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Speaker 1: cops came and then they're they're talking to me, and

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Speaker 1: I thought I had gotten everything out, and then some

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Speaker 1: beer floats out of my car and then the guy's like, say,

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Speaker 1: you're a beer. Oh. I was like, it's my friend's

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Speaker 1: dad's bears. He's over there at the camping thing, and

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Speaker 1: he's like, it's not yours. Like nope. He's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I could give you a littering charge for the stuff

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Speaker 1: in there because of the accident. I could give you

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Speaker 1: a littering ticket. I could also probably take you to

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Speaker 1: jail for having alcohol at your age in your car.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I know I could. I

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Speaker 1: know you could. Yeah, And he's like, but I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to oh, And I was like because you and

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Speaker 1: then you all right. Remember you can follow the show

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