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Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me na

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Speaker 1: So don't be distraught over your position now and don't

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Speaker 1: But first, here's the nephew would run that prankback? Let's

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Speaker 1: to Roger? Roger? Hey, this Calvin Man? And how you doing.

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Speaker 1: I go to the same church y'all go to. Okay,

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no not, I ain't been. You're

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Speaker 1: It's crazy and and and I think you lost your mind. Brother,

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Speaker 1: it sounds crazy, man, I do. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: you know our stupid you said, brother? No, not brother, brother, man, listen, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to come across like that. Man. How

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Speaker 1: looking for a Sarah Good mother. We look, we've seen

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Speaker 1: But listen, we would love for your wife to be

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Speaker 1: But listen to them if you don't mind. We don't

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Speaker 1: it realistically? You know what I'm saying. I'm just saying that, brother,

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Speaker 1: know you don't you want to lose all my Christianity

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Speaker 1: right now? Brother? You want to have a baby the

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Speaker 1: But don't you already got three kids. Think about the

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Speaker 1: people that can't have a doctor. Baby. Man, take your

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Speaker 1: there ain't gonna doctor damn baby because you didn't go

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Speaker 1: sit down, psychiotric, I don't have your baby. Do you

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Speaker 1: know what you sound like? Don't crazy? I know it

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Speaker 1: sounds crazy. Man. I don't get my number. Man to

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Speaker 1: mean you get my number. I got your number for

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Speaker 1: one of the brothers at the church. Now listen, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna just be real with you like a man. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to come at you first and talk to you

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Speaker 1: like a man and see you know if you was

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Speaker 1: cool with the proposition. But look, come Sunday, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go to your wife and just talked on what I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna go. I'm just gonna talk to your wife.

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Speaker 1: It's you lost your mind. I told you the answer

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Speaker 1: no to Now he's me gonna go around me and

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Speaker 1: act which I ain't gonna do to talk to my

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Speaker 1: wife right now. You called my wife. I'm gonna tell

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00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 1: you what's really gonna happen. You calling my wife and

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Speaker 1: wife next Sunday, I'm nevern we didn't go through this here.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to her next Sunday. Next Sunday, I'm a

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Speaker 1: whoop you. You ain't gonna do nothing to me, your

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Speaker 1: me and my wife who deserved a child too. You ain't.

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Speaker 1: You ain't gonna stand in the middle of this. I'm

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Speaker 1: hand in the middle of this. He lost you talk

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Speaker 1: to my wife's next? What you want to I got

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Speaker 1: one more thing I want to say to you. Man,

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Speaker 1: Is you listening to me? You say? What the you

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Speaker 1: gotta safe? You can get off My best is nephew

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Speaker 1: tillt me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just

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Speaker 1: got planked by your homeboy? What this is? Who this

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Speaker 1: is this? Listen? Who is this man? This nephew? Tell

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Speaker 1: me Man from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You're oh boy?

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Speaker 1: Got me to Frank phone call you man. I'm over here, Man,

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Speaker 1: my head is spinning. Got me. I'm ready to fight. Brother. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing that dog man, What is

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Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: the land. Man to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, y'all

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Speaker 1: got me this morning man? Got me man? Is your

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Speaker 1: Steve Man about the prank? He's talking to Steve Man.

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Speaker 1: I ain't done here. I see, I see. Now it's

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Speaker 1: time for you to be pranked again. See you didn't

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Speaker 1: got you didn't you didn't got two? Three more shows

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Speaker 1: you I'll let you. You think you un prankauple. You're

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Speaker 1: right now, yah think Yeah, I'm gonna do it while

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Speaker 1: he owned his show forgot how to do Oh you

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Speaker 1: gotta get with the producers. I'll tell you how to

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Speaker 1: do it. I get what a holiday, But we don't

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Speaker 1: set him up. Just just oh my god, I know

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Speaker 1: how to do it. Just text me time. We gotta

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Speaker 1: get him. Oh yeah, that'd be great. You the one

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Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey. You know, in order to get something,

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Speaker 1: you gotta bring this one prank. Can't go back. All right, listen, guys,

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Speaker 1: Miss Anna's coming up next with National News. She'll have

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Speaker 1: the latest on Hurricane Maria and Jose and Mexico. Lord

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Speaker 1: Mexico is struggling with the second earthquake. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey show. All right, Steve, here we go your

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Speaker 1: talk show today. Two very interesting guests from the Kardashians,

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Speaker 1: Chloe Kardashian and Scott Dissack. Chloe Kardashian was really really nice. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he got outfit on you gonna want Really, I can't

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Speaker 1: wait to say she was Was it from her line

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Speaker 1: or I don't know. I ask that. I know she

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Speaker 1: had on the chail belt. No, No, her shoes wasn't

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Speaker 1: from her shoes. The shoes she had on so funky. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I told her, I said, Margie, don't want them shoes.

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Speaker 1: She said, Steve Marjorie has She said, please. She was

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Speaker 1: really cool, really really cool. And you know he was cool,

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Speaker 1: you know, he just I don't really know him, you know,

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Speaker 1: like that, I don't really never met him. I was

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Speaker 1: my first time meeting Hurt. Really yeah, I met the

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Speaker 1: rest of him. I've met um, Kim highly on the

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Speaker 1: Mom the mom is really cool. Man, he's really cool. Well,

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Speaker 1: you can't be in l back in l A and

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Speaker 1: not have the Kardashians on, I mean show, right of course.

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Speaker 1: You know I'm looking for Kim Man uh, Kanye. Yes, Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is my wish list for dream guests. At the

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Speaker 1: top of the list Barack and Michelle Obama. That's at

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Speaker 1: the top of my If I could get them, man,

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Speaker 1: that would really make Next on the list is j

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Speaker 1: and Beyonce. Oh yeah, I would love to get them

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Speaker 1: on the show. Okay together or together as a couple. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: that would be good. Like Kevin Hard and his wife

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Speaker 1: would be my next and speaking to Kevin man, uh

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Speaker 1: you know he Kevin is a friend of mine, so

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Speaker 1: all is just swirling around him. You know, he's gonna

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Speaker 1: survive it. It's it's a tough, tough position to be in.

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Speaker 1: I think everybody learns a lesson here. I think, you know,

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Speaker 1: you have to make a lot men for people to

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Speaker 1: air a man. You know, stop thinking because people are

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Speaker 1: celebrities or their ministers that they're not humans. Man. They

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Speaker 1: all human being. And once you fame us, your mistakes

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Speaker 1: have a spotlight on them, and the mistakes become glaring

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Speaker 1: to the public. You know, my hope for all of

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Speaker 1: this is that their family can survive it. You know,

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Speaker 1: that's my only hope in this thing, is that their

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Speaker 1: family can survive. Kevin strong enough to take this. You know,

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Speaker 1: when I'm out there in the light, I'm strong enough

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Speaker 1: to take it. What the concern is his children and

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Speaker 1: his wife. Now, I know, whatever everybody gonna say, well,

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Speaker 1: he should have thought about that. I got all of that.

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Speaker 1: I got all of that. What you're saying that ain't

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. I'm not passing judgement here, and

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Speaker 1: I'm definitely not giving anybody a free path. I'm just

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Speaker 1: talking about the part of it that when you do

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Speaker 1: make the mistake, can we can we make a lotment

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Speaker 1: for that? Or are we so perfect in our own

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Speaker 1: life that we just we just ready to climb on

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Speaker 1: the wagon and just running running out of town. I

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Speaker 1: don't think that's the case. I think that he's made

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Speaker 1: a mistake. He admitted to it. They tried to extort him,

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Speaker 1: you know, he fighting it. None of this would have

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Speaker 1: happened had it never happened, though, and so that's still there.

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Speaker 1: So but he's my friends. So I'm standing beside period.

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Speaker 1: He's my friend. I stand beside, I stand inside. All

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Speaker 1: Mama said, friends when they make mistakes, hopefully they would

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Speaker 1: stand next to me. Yeah, all right, she's here. Steve

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Speaker 1: was more of today's ladies and gentlemen, the loveliness and trip.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, and there's a lot to talk

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Speaker 1: about in good morning, everybody out there. The most powerful

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Speaker 1: hurricane to hit Puerto Rico in decades has cut a

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Speaker 1: path of destruction across the island. Governor Ricardo ro Cello

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Speaker 1: says that at least one person has died as a

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Speaker 1: result of the storm and that the U. S Commonwealths

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Speaker 1: power structure, the infrastructure has been so badly damaged it

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Speaker 1: could take months before all the residents and businesses are

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Speaker 1: back online. In fact, the entire island of Puerto Rico

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Speaker 1: is in the dark this morning, no power on the

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Speaker 1: entire island and there's a six pm to six am curfew. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: fourteen people were killed in Dominica. Hurricane Maria now heading

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Speaker 1: for the Dominican Republic and the Bahamas as a Category

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Speaker 1: four hurricane and then on to Turks and Caicos, which

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Speaker 1: was really ravaged by Hurricane Harvey. More than two five people. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: reporter killed in Mexico as a result of this week's earthquake,

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Speaker 1: the second one to hit that country in two weeks.

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Speaker 1: Some twenty five of the victims of children who were

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Speaker 1: in a school in southern Mexico City. They're trying to

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Speaker 1: get another child out of that school. They believe that

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Speaker 1: child is a lie that trying to painstakingly try to

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Speaker 1: get that child out. Rescue efforts continue. Mexican President Pianoeto

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Speaker 1: has announced three days of national morning in honor of

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Speaker 1: the victims. Republicans making a last ditch effort to undo

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Speaker 1: President Obama's health care law. One of the legislators leading

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Speaker 1: the efforts, South Carolina and Senator Lindsey Graham, says he's

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Speaker 1: confident this time's gonna work. At the end of the day,

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Speaker 1: I believe we're gonna get fifty Republican votes, and I

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Speaker 1: make a prediction there's gonna be a lot of Democrats

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Speaker 1: struggling with the no vote. The GOP wants to replace

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Speaker 1: Obamacare with the plan that provides block grants to the states.

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Speaker 1: We have some sad news out of Hollywood and also

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Speaker 1: the boxing world. Really uh. The boxer Jake LaMotta has died.

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Speaker 1: Jake Lamota was the middleweight championship who whose life in

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Speaker 1: and out the ring was depicted in the movie Raging Bowl.

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Speaker 1: Who was a very violent life. Apparently he was played

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Speaker 1: by Robert de Niro. You may remember it. It was

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Speaker 1: my brother. You should have looked out for me a

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Speaker 1: little bit. You should have looked out for me just

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Speaker 1: a little bit. You should have taken care of me

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Speaker 1: just a little bit. That was from the movie Raging Bull.

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Speaker 1: Jake LaMotta died in a Miami area hospital this week.

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Speaker 1: He was ninety five years old. The Try Administration, by

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Speaker 1: the way, has selected a civil rights attorney and businessman

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Speaker 1: to head up the White House Initiative on Historically Black

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Speaker 1: Colleges and Universities or HBCUs. Jonathan M. Holly Field has

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Speaker 1: been selected to be a liaison between the White House

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Speaker 1: and the Black college system. Holly Field is best known

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Speaker 1: for his views on economic development and opportunity. How where

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Speaker 1: President Trump's budget off offers little to no financial relief

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Speaker 1: for HBCUs who've been struggling, and Trump has even questioned

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Speaker 1: the federal funding earmark for construction of projects on historically

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Speaker 1: black institutions because he says they benefit schools on the

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Speaker 1: basis of race. Well, Today's minute and Golf Day, Day

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Speaker 1: of Peace, and also World Gratitude Day. Yes, thank you

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Speaker 1: for everything. Eugene the Butterfly twenty minutes after the hour. Okay,

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Speaker 1: tuned to Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, please introduce Eugene

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Speaker 1: the Butterfly and do it nicely like you did yesterday.

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Speaker 1: That was good. He was happy with that. Labe. Then

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Speaker 1: gemmen put your gather for junior lady the jim, but

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Speaker 1: I'll have the gather eating at that time. That was good.

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Speaker 1: That last time I'm doing that. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: do that no more. No, it's good. It's just introducing you.

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Speaker 1: I wou really know I'm talking about him. I don't

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Speaker 1: really want to do no. I thought it was great.

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Speaker 1: You guys were both good. Good butterfly and every great.

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Speaker 1: But then but to come back at the end and

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Speaker 1: then not like it. That's not because you're gonna use

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Speaker 1: it against me. You know the butterfly A dude, damn

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Speaker 1: your time? Go ahead butterfly? Yeah okay, um were they

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Speaker 1: cut in again? You know the butterfly code? Very good guy,

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Speaker 1: very very good. So here's what's going on today is

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Speaker 1: what It's Eugene National Deodorant Day, and it's do you

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Speaker 1: feel fresh? Just that? No, I'm sorry. Do you know

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Speaker 1: the butterfly called do? Okay? So it's national the ulderman

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Speaker 1: Eujeene's national the ulderant Day. I was gonna go around

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Speaker 1: and ask people the different types of the uldorant they used.

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Speaker 1: As long as we use it. That's what matters for you.

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Speaker 1: Now you want to know what kind of coworkers Mitchell?

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Speaker 1: Oh you you Mitch, Now, Mitchell, what kind do you use? Mr? Harmy?

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Speaker 1: I like TuS too. It's for that one time and Carla,

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Speaker 1: I got my ask doing doing the oh doing a

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Speaker 1: commercial in my bathroom when I was a little boy,

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Speaker 1: because I had a TV show and I would have

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Speaker 1: seen him go to a commercial break. This show was

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Speaker 1: brought to you by So I was in the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: I was doing the show and I'll look down on

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Speaker 1: the top of the commode and my mama was Tussie

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Speaker 1: was on that. So I was doing the commercial with

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Speaker 1: no shirt on and let's get there a little boy.

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Speaker 1: And I was in that I like to sit, I

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Speaker 1: like to see and I was doing the Pussie commer.

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Speaker 1: My mama came in and heard me, but my mama

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Speaker 1: couldn't hear it, so she thought I was using the

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Speaker 1: py word. He took that water bottle down off the

632
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: back of that door. I didn't see it. All I

633
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 1: heard was he just lashed me with that hose that

634
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 1: was on the back of the door. I smelled vinegar.

635
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know what was happening to me. I was

636
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 1: getting all because I was doing what I thought was

637
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 1: a legitimate commercial. We gotta go back. You're listening Steve

638
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: Hardy Morning Show. Okay, well we're back. We didn't give

639
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: Eugene time to do his segment because I was doing

640
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: something greater than his segment. Yeah, I was doing the

641
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: h it's a tussy commercial. But at the time I

642
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: didn't know it was testing. I thought it was tusty

643
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 1: because I knew one of words and he had Yeah,

644
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: so it was the odor and so it was pronounced tussi.

645
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 1: But when I was a little boy, I didn't know.

646
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: I thought it was testing. And I was doing my

647
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: commercial for my TV show about about nine, about nine,

648
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 1: I was put some tuss right here, put some tuss

649
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: it right that. Put some to sit on me summer

650
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: every she walked in that bathroom and she couldn't hear good,

651
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 1: and she thought I was using the P word. She

652
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: took that hot water bottle down off the back of

653
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 1: the door. Everybody remember what that was, and took that

654
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 1: hold and went across my back. Our danzeling glory. I

655
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 1: couldn't even hollow. It was so shocking. You're sitting up

656
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: in here and just started lashing me. You're gonna read Christians.

657
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: We don't do that in the family. You don't say

658
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: that be wearing. I'm gonna beat the skin off your back.

659
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to point after lord jaw tussing to

660
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: let us know that I'm doing a tussing commercial show

661
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: on your TV show. But I'm getting beat so bad.

662
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 1: I can't prom All I'm doing is putting at the

663
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 1: lud y'all or what I thought was tussing. I later

664
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: found out his tussing. But at the time, though, I

665
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: was getting the ass open in my life because my

666
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: mama thought I had said the P word. Well did

667
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: she ever find out? Didn't give it. It was no

668
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: explaining about once they over they threw it because my

669
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: whole exp how are you going to do something like that?

670
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: Quote what I'm gonna tell her because she already can't

671
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 1: hear good And I'm sagain, Mama, I was talking about

672
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:20,800
Speaker 1: what I just so I already knew my explanation we

673
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna be good. So Eugene, yeah, Stephen, so you

674
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: you met him. I just met him in secret. I

675
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 1: know you use secret cause secret is strong enough for

676
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 1: a man mad that's not the reason did the conversion. No, no, man,

677
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 1: if it's strong enough for you, but you can't use

678
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: a secret because I do old spice. Boy, that's my

679
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 1: old spice. And on my fast, I asked, what guy, Yeah,

680
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: I got beat out of everything in that your TV

681
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 1: show in the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, every day I did

682
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 1: my TV show. After my daddy shaved, I went and

683
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,959
Speaker 1: there stood on my little box and did my TV

684
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 1: show in that little brown mirror with all the cracks

685
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:26,879
Speaker 1: in it, and so you know, I did my TV show.

686
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: So I was in there and U. I had an

687
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: old spice, but with because I was doing an old

688
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: spice commercial and I didn't know I was naked, and

689
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: my daddy told me not to use his old spice

690
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: because that was his cologne. But I was splashing on

691
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 1: my hand and I got something on my little but

692
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 1: I didn't know as a little boy what that was

693
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: fin to do to me. So I was doing an

694
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: old spice coming from I was doing the old spice,

695
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,720
Speaker 1: and then I know that my little my little Hummers

696
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: was and they were starting to catch on five and

697
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: then after about three minutes they was on fully a flame.

698
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: And I'm holding him looking at him with mold spice

699
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: on my hands. So I got old spice, and that

700
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: old spice is spice. That's when I started saying the

701
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 1: song yest nuts five troll snipping at your So that

702
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: that was another I've had a lot of traumatic times. Bathroom.

703
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: We'll be backing an old spies. I got whipped by everything,

704
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you tied the bowl. We will leave that.

705
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming

706
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. Right about four

707
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 1: minutes after Don't Forget Today, Strawberry Letter is on to

708
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: But first the nephew in the building with the prank

709
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:18,439
Speaker 1: phone call call Yes, triosity bringing triosity, I'm gonna get married. Hello. Hello,

710
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Marvin police Y, Marvin High. I'm

711
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: calling you from DR's office. I'm actually the lab technician.

712
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 1: Um and you you came in and got it physical.

713
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: I guess about a couple of weeks ago, okay, and

714
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:36,240
Speaker 1: my understanding this is for your for your occupation. Correct. Okay,

715
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 1: you're what do you do for a living when you're

716
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 1: a Okay, now, I was giving you a call about

717
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,240
Speaker 1: I'm here looking at your records and all the testings

718
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 1: that you actually went through. Um wow, let's see have

719
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: you had any have you had any activity or any

720
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 1: problems around your naval area? Na fine? Okay, right, yeah,

721
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 1: everything is fine. But I mean if you haven't had

722
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: any any type of nothing, no breakout or anything around

723
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 1: your navel or whatsoever about my name? Now everything is

724
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 1: going straight, man, Okay, see what's going on? Man? Okay?

725
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:20,879
Speaker 1: Actually you've been diagnosed with um oak triositis and oatriosy

726
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 1: oachriostity is actually a fungus that comes out of South America,

727
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:33,839
Speaker 1: and you have no activity whatsoever around your navel. It's otriositis, sir.

728
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 1: And what what that is is actually you're if you

729
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: haven't had it yet, you say you haven't had any activity.

730
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:43,919
Speaker 1: There's gonna be like a small little tree that's gonna

731
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: be growing from your navel and it it gets about

732
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: six inches long and it probably bears about probably about

733
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:54,359
Speaker 1: thirty leaves on it, but it's very small. You see

734
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: a tree gonna be growing out my name. It's gonna

735
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: be a small tree. And uh, what's gonna happen is

736
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get you to come back in

737
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: probably the next month, we're gonna need you to come

738
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: in so we can check it out. But it's got

739
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: to grow its fullest potential before we can actually do

740
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 1: anything to it. No, I can't come in and on money.

741
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 1: I got to come in today. Man. Somebody got we

742
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: we we were just trying to resolve. Man, I'm gonna

743
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: get married. Man. Well we can't. It has to grow

744
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 1: its fullest potential, sir. And uh. The full term is

745
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: actually like about four weeks before we can act. And

746
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm not waiting for no four weeks. Man. Somebody got

747
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: to come tell me something, right. No, man, I ain't

748
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: gonna go married. Man. Have to fly the time man

749
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: and have something going out my neighbor. Man, y'all going crazy, man,

750
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: Sir Oatrios. This is something that's very rare. We're actually

751
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: getting this assignment from overseas in South America on how

752
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: to treat this and I don't give it down. Where

753
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 1: is it? Man, somebody's gonna have to come give me

754
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: some some help right now. Man, I'm gonna get ready

755
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: to get married. Man. I'm not gonna be putting up

756
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: with it. Man. Somebody in this office main't got to

757
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 1: come down and then do something for me, man, And

758
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 1: what you say, if you said, I can cut it

759
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 1: out myself. So the best I can do is probably

760
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: rim it a bit, you know, and maybe knock a

761
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: few leaves off, But I cannot touch the full stock

762
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: at all. Man. You can cut this something. If you

763
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 1: cut it, you cannot, sir. If you cut it, there's

764
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 1: a possibility of hemorrhaging, and you're gonna really create a

765
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 1: bigger problem than what you have already. Man, I'm trying

766
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: to get this dot. Man, you didn't tell me. Ain't

767
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: nobody that I've dried on there and get this man.

768
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get married in two weeks. Man, we're gonna

769
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,800
Speaker 1: fly to Jamaican. It can't now. Somebody can do this

770
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: for me. So you cannot pull it out. You're gonna create,

771
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: good Man, You're gonna create a bigger problem if you

772
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: try to pull it out, Sir. Problems are rid of up.

773
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this problem. Man, you big hospital

774
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 1: now hit me. You want me to do it's not

775
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 1: and you can do, man, sir. A triosity is is

776
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 1: not something that we treat all the time. Like I said,

777
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: it hails from South America. So we got I don't

778
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: give help from Great Britain. Somebody for me to come

779
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 1: down and help me. Poor man, Sir. I understand what

780
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: you're going through, but we have to let it grow.

781
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: It's full term, which is four weeks, sir, the full

782
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: root of it to grow. Man, ro man'n go down

783
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: right now. Man, y'all want to do something. Man, sure,

784
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 1: there's nothing we can do. We can probably trim it

785
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 1: a little bit. The trim tray. Man do something, sir.

786
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:34,359
Speaker 1: There's nothing we can do at this point, but sit

787
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,720
Speaker 1: back and wait and let it grow. It's full term. Okay,

788
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: can we get you wait, man, somebody help me right? No, man, sir,

789
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: can we get an appointment for you in the next

790
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: four or five weeks and we do that. You got

791
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 1: to get a poem for me to day. I'm going

792
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: to give matter. Man. I'm gonna fly out of Jamaica now.

793
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 1: I can't have them ticking out of me. I can't

794
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 1: see at the port. Man, you're going embarrassing me like

795
00:50:55,800 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 1: that man ticking out my neighbor. Sir. I understand, and

796
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: like I said, Oa triositis is very rare, and it's

797
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 1: it's something that we haven't treated that many times. Here

798
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 1: in the States, but overseas of the message that we're

799
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: getting is that we need to let it grow. It's

800
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: full term. Ain't nobody in the midst It's a triositis, sir.

801
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 1: So I get nobody else, sir. I could not believe

802
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: that you were coming up with atriositis here in the States.

803
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 1: It's it's something very rarely seen here. There's been two

804
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 1: people in the past has been diagnosed with this and

805
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 1: they actually passed away. So now dive and you're gonna Man,

806
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: I'm coming down that a day. Man, somebody's go do

807
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,800
Speaker 1: something me. There's nothing that we can do today until

808
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 1: four or five weeks. I gotta go get married. I'm

809
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: flying to Jamaica. Man, Man, I'm here and what you're saying,

810
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: but I can't do anything if you don't see the

811
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 1: tree already coming out of the navel yet, somebody got

812
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:02,839
Speaker 1: the something I now, damn what you want me to do? Man,

813
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what I want you to do, sir,

814
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: But I have one more thing I can tell you

815
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 1: what you got to say. Man, are you listening listening

816
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: to you? Man? This is Nephew timing from the Steve

817
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 1: Hoppin Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy.

818
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: Earl Man. You gotta be kid out my wig. Man,

819
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: you toming man, Man, he'll be going crazy here. Man,

820
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 1: I'm looking at all of my damn neighbor thinking the

821
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: truth from the man. I'm on, man, No, you ain't

822
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 1: right now, man, I'm already nervou get married two weeks man, Hey, man,

823
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you, Marvin Man.

824
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,720
Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

825
00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: show in the land, Harvard Morning Show. If you're listening, Yeah,

826
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 1: that I appreciate it. Thank you as always. Okay, Steve,

827
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 1: you you were going to tell us about the tidy

828
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:32,800
Speaker 1: bowl commercial in the bathroom again everything in this I

829
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,840
Speaker 1: was flushing the toilet right and our toilet water was blue.

830
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 1: You know. It was just a little boy. So I

831
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: decided to open up the lead to see why this

832
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: is water blue? And that guy was all over my hand.

833
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,439
Speaker 1: And then my mama said, Steve, get out that bad food.

834
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 1: But my hands was wet, so I grabbed the towel

835
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 1: and wipe my hands off. Now it's blue all over

836
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: the top. So she go in the bathroom. All I

837
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: heard was, who, why don't town where's my good town? Yeah?

838
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,360
Speaker 1: We had our family initial on that she had just

839
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: got them, and I had blue all over this top.

840
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 1: She came up there and said a little Stevie, did

841
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Speaker 1: you wipe your hands on them? Good time? Yeah? And

842
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: I said, um, did I lie? I could tell by

843
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 1: the tune this. I asked, just wipe my hands. I

844
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: got to lie. Somebody else had to. She said, hold

845
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: your hands out. I held my hands. I blew all

846
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:51,279
Speaker 1: uto my nails and everything. She said, and you just

847
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 1: lied to me. You didn't put that blue all over

848
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: them good time. I just brought them time, sadd I

849
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,399
Speaker 1: tell you what, Tell your daddy when he come home

850
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 1: that you didn't do that to them? Time O sick

851
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:14,240
Speaker 1: like them? Time for you did my black hair started?

852
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: I never heard him mention it that. I know he

853
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:22,959
Speaker 1: liked watermelon with pep on it, but I didn't kid

854
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 1: about no damn towel. We will be back in about

855
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: an hour. Tony Braxton will be our special guest to

856
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 1: tell us about her new single Deadwood from her forthcoming

857
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,839
Speaker 1: eighth studio album, Sex and Cigarettes. Will be right back.

858
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right?

859
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 1: Coming up next Today's Crazy Strawberry Letter. You do not

860
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 1: want to miss it and uh, in about an hour,

861
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 1: a little less than an hour, the legend herself, Tony

862
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: Braxton will be a special guest in the studio with us.

863
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 1: He's a brand new single called Deadwood. He'll be here.

864
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: You keep your composure, put your mind right, Okay, right,

865
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 1: but first let's talk about this President Donald Trump has

866
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 1: a lot on his plate. I mean, he's talking to

867
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:18,240
Speaker 1: the U n for his first ever speech on Tuesday.

868
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: He spoke there about possibly going to war destroying North Korea.

869
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 1: But once all that was over, then he set his

870
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:30,360
Speaker 1: sights on another one of his enemies. Uh, Sunday's Emmy Awards.

871
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:35,840
Speaker 1: Uh what did I just say that? What? Trump tweeted

872
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 1: late Tuesday evening about how saddened he was about how

873
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 1: bad the ratings were. He went on to describe the

874
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 1: ratings for the show that aired on CBS as the

875
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:48,720
Speaker 1: worst ever. But it turns out that's not true. Although

876
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: the ratings weren't stellar, they were slightly better than last year.

877
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: Last year, the show had a record low of eleven

878
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 1: point three million viewers. This year, the show, hosted by

879
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:02,439
Speaker 1: Trump nemesis Steve even Colbert pulled in eleven point four

880
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 1: million viewers Sunday Night. Yeah. Trump was a frequent target

881
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: during the broadcast. The President should have more important things

882
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 1: on his mind than the Emmy's and the ratings, you

883
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 1: would think, but Trump is obsessed with ratings and crowd size.

884
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw this, but his

885
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: former Press secretary Sean Spicer appeared in a cameo. This

886
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: was Yeah, this was a gag about the show's audience,

887
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: playing off his infamous post inauguration press conference, you know,

888
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: talking about how many people or at the inauguration he

889
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 1: made up that uh, that story about yeah, the crowd

890
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: size there. So um, I mean, really you would think

891
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 1: he's the president, the most powerful man, uh in the world.

892
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,439
Speaker 1: He would have, you know, a lot more to talk

893
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: about than just it's just unbelievable. It is. It's just unbelievable. Yeah,

894
00:57:56,760 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 1: that's really petty, it's really But only reason he's mad

895
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 1: at the Immies was because Saturday Night Live was up

896
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 1: for so many awards because of their political president Alec

897
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 1: Baldwin one. Because that's what the whole problem is. You

898
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:15,919
Speaker 1: can't be mad at all the damn come on, man,

899
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: come on, man, right, because before he was president, when

900
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 1: he was on Apprentice and Celebrity Apprentice, he wanted an Emmy.

901
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 1: You know, if he just said, look, congratulations to all

902
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 1: the Emmy winners, uh, continued success, that would have been presidential,

903
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 1: even though we would still be wondering why you're watching them? Yes, man,

904
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 1: I cut up. You had to go out and just

905
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 1: tell everybody something you knew what bullcrap every day? Every

906
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 1: day I'm going to go out here a lot of

907
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: these people again. And these are intelligent people. The press,

908
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 1: it's some pretty smart people, and when you piss them off,

909
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 1: they're really smart. Okay, we fake news. I bet this

910
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 1: ain't fake facts. Yeah that was crazy, but come on,

911
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, you don't be so petty. No, no, I

912
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't. I just thought i'd throw it

913
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 1: out there. This is he doing. He's permitted to it.

914
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 1: Oh he is. We can stop being shocked, I think,

915
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 1: do you think? But every time we say that, he

916
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,160
Speaker 1: does something even more shocking. But I'll admit it though.

917
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 1: It's like I told the car sell Us when he

918
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 1: called and we were talking and asked him, was he surprised?

919
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 1: He said no, I said, I gotta tell you, man,

920
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: I am. I'm just surprised that Donald Trump is doing it,

921
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: sing and stuff. I'm shocked. Come on, nephew, let's get

922
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 1: to this letter. Please buckle up, hold on tight. We

923
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 1: got it four years every letter. Here we go with

924
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 1: this one subject. My woman plays text games. Good morning

925
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 1: to the best morning show in the nation. I'm a

926
00:59:54,880 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 1: forty three year old, attractive, intelligent, smart working man okay,

927
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 1: who lives, who loves his woman and daughter very much.

928
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 1: I just knew it was going to be a woman there,

929
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 1: a smart working man who loves his woman and daughter

930
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: very much. My woman is an attractive forty two year

931
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 1: old who I never could get to believe in me,

932
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 1: but I love her anyway. I have not cheated on

933
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 1: my woman. I do not drink, and I treat my

934
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 1: woman as good as she will let me. We decided

935
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 1: that it was time to take our relationship to the

936
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 1: next level, so we agreed to live together, moving toward marriage.

937
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 1: A few days ago, I received a text message from

938
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: a woman who said she met me at a workshop

939
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,160
Speaker 1: I was a part of a New York City The

940
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 1: woman said she was attracted to me and wanted to

941
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 1: know if I still had a girlfriend. I responded, no,

942
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 1: because I have a woman, not a girlfriend. This statement

943
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 1: made me wonder if my woman was playing text games

944
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 1: with me. I quickly concluded in my mind that this

945
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 1: was not possible because my woman is mature and would

946
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 1: not do this. Boy, was I wrong? Then she asked

947
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 1: if I could, if she could call me at six

948
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 1: o'clock PM. I said, sure, you can. This is where

949
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 1: the texting stopped. Later that evening, I was speaking to

950
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 1: my woman and she started asking me questions about do

951
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,840
Speaker 1: you flirt when you are out, et cetera. My answer

952
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 1: was yes, but flirting does not turn into sex. I

953
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 1: then knew the woman who texted me was my so

954
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:24,480
Speaker 1: called woman. She quickly admitted that she was the one

955
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 1: texting me and that I was going to do something

956
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 1: with this woman. Because I admitted that I did not

957
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 1: have a girlfriend, I told the truth. I thought I

958
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 1: had a woman. I thought I had a woman. Well,

959
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 1: I was wrong, because only my girlfriend would play a

960
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 1: text game with me instead of asking me a question

961
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 1: face to face. After explaining that I was not cheating

962
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 1: but curious, she then hung up the phone. Was this entrapment?

963
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,360
Speaker 1: If she does not trust me, why didn't she just

964
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 1: leave me alone? Why didn't she just leave me alone?

965
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 1: Just looking for feedback, sincerely, good Man, looking for a

966
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 1: woman who does not play text games. Uh, you know what,

967
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 1: dear good Man, it does sound like your woman has

968
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 1: trust issues with you. It sounds like she is a

969
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 1: little immature and um, you know, but you know you

970
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 1: cannot tell a woman that you were curious about another woman.

971
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 1: You just can't do that as a man. Um, you

972
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 1: know that doesn't do anything to ease her already suspicious mind.

973
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:19,440
Speaker 1: And I say you've got issues too, because if you

974
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 1: were completely happy with your woman, you know what were

975
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:25,200
Speaker 1: you curious about? Anyway? And I do agree the texting

976
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 1: stuff was tricky, you know, and all that she was

977
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 1: trying to trap you. And uh, I think you guys

978
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 1: need to talk about this and work it out before

979
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,800
Speaker 1: you decide to get married, because I guarantee you it

980
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 1: will only get worse in the marriage. Twelve minutes after

981
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 1: we'll be back. Some col cracking going on in this

982
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:52,919
Speaker 1: just a real this is colo. But right now, come on, Steve,

983
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 1: let's go with part two of today's Strawberry Letter. Good

984
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:58,160
Speaker 1: morning to the best morning show in the nation. I'm

985
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 1: afforded three year old, attractive and tell, smart working a

986
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 1: man who loves his woman and daughter very much. My

987
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 1: woman is an attractive forty two year old who I

988
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 1: could who I never could get to believe in me one,

989
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 1: but I love her anyway. I have not cheated on

990
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000
Speaker 1: my woman. I do not drink, and I treat my

991
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 1: woman as good as she will let me. First of all, dog,

992
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:21,720
Speaker 1: let's go quit playing with each other. You to wrote me.

993
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 1: I'm an adult male, full grown forty three. Come on, man,

994
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 1: you wrote the wrong You wrote the letter to the

995
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:32,440
Speaker 1: wrong person. You know good and will as a man.

996
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:36,200
Speaker 1: You cannot write a letter of any kind, and I

997
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 1: do not know what the underlying meaning is. So now, brother,

998
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 1: I hope he was ready for the truth, because that's

999
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna tell you, because your letter is not

1000
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 1: full of the truth. First of all, I question any

1001
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:51,480
Speaker 1: man who starts their letter off with I am a

1002
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:56,600
Speaker 1: forty three year old, attractive, intelligent, smart working man right there.

1003
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:58,840
Speaker 1: If that don't have a woman wrote all over it,

1004
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 1: that's a I'm a forty three year old, attractive, intelligent,

1005
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 1: smart working man. Okay, dog, already I know that you

1006
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 1: on something else here woman and loves his woman and

1007
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 1: daughter very much. My woman is attractive forty two year

1008
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:16,560
Speaker 1: old who I could not Here's the line where the

1009
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:19,480
Speaker 1: letter starts telling the story forty two year old who

1010
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:23,360
Speaker 1: I could never get to believe in me. One. When

1011
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,200
Speaker 1: a man starts a letter like this, he's setting you

1012
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 1: up to justify an action he's about to commit because

1013
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 1: he got a woman that he never could get to

1014
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:38,080
Speaker 1: believe in him one. So then I questioned the rest

1015
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:40,960
Speaker 1: of the next statement. Then, but I love her anyway.

1016
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 1: I'm not cheated on my woman. I do not drink

1017
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 1: and I here's another trick line, I do not drink

1018
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:49,920
Speaker 1: and I treat my woman as good as she will

1019
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:54,200
Speaker 1: let me. That means there as a whole somewhere there's

1020
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 1: a void that he ain't feeling for some reason, and

1021
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 1: he wants us to let us know up top it's

1022
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:03,160
Speaker 1: because she doesn't believe in him one. So the brothers

1023
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,600
Speaker 1: setting us up for what he's about to do. Then,

1024
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 1: after all of this, don't believe in you one, we

1025
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:13,640
Speaker 1: decided it was time to take our relationship to the

1026
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:16,360
Speaker 1: next level. So we agreed to lead and live together,

1027
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 1: moving towards me for what you have got to found

1028
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 1: you a woman who was attractive, but don't believe in you.

1029
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 1: You're moving towards marriage with what not a hundred percent?

1030
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:29,920
Speaker 1: I'll come on dog. A few days ago here his way,

1031
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 1: I received a text from a woman who said she

1032
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:35,200
Speaker 1: met me at a workshop in New York City. The

1033
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:37,200
Speaker 1: woman said she was attracting me and wanted to know

1034
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:40,240
Speaker 1: if I still had a girlfriend. That here's the whole letter.

1035
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:45,480
Speaker 1: I respond didn't know. See that's all he put. Then

1036
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:48,480
Speaker 1: he thought to himself. He didn't put this in the text,

1037
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,720
Speaker 1: he thought to himself, because I have a woman, not

1038
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 1: a girlfriend. He didn't text that to the girl. Don't

1039
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 1: get confused, ladies. All she said was do you have

1040
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:02,560
Speaker 1: a girlfriend? He responded no, because I have a woman,

1041
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:06,440
Speaker 1: not a girlfriend. See he didn't tell the girl, no,

1042
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:09,440
Speaker 1: I don't have a girlfriend. I have a woman. He

1043
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:12,080
Speaker 1: just told a girl no. Did he played it in

1044
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:15,200
Speaker 1: his mind because I have a woman, not a girlfriend.

1045
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 1: So you gotta understand how dudes is? This statement made

1046
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:20,520
Speaker 1: me wonder if the woman was playing text game with me.

1047
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:23,840
Speaker 1: I concluded, in my mind, it couldn't be possible, because

1048
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,760
Speaker 1: my woman is mature and would not do this. Boy,

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Speaker 1: Was I wrong? Then she asked if she could call

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Speaker 1: me a six PM. I said, sure, you can't. Okay, dog,

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Speaker 1: come on now, come on now, call you a six

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Speaker 1: o'clock for what what y'all if you're just flirting, calling

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Speaker 1: that six to talk about what? All right, Steve, thank

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01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 1: you so much. You know we gotta get out of

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Speaker 1: here and join me today live one thirty pm Eastern

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Speaker 1: Time for the Strawberry Letter Live after show on Facebook.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Now, we're gonna talk about the Strawberry Letter

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Speaker 1: today and everything, but right now we're gonna introduce our

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Speaker 1: girl from the Talk. Please, ladies and gentleman. WoT I

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Speaker 1: don't mind being under the woods, Junior, because people need one.

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01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:15,160
Speaker 1: With the hurricanes and earthquake. We're praying for the Mesican

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01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:19,000
Speaker 1: people in their country, praying for the Japanese people. Just

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Speaker 1: everything is happening. We're praying for everybody. But let me

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01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:25,200
Speaker 1: tell you who we really need to talk about, Cheryl

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01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:27,800
Speaker 1: that they ain't gonna President Trump need learned how to

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01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:35,560
Speaker 1: read it, damn teleprompt to the left of the right. Steve,

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01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:38,320
Speaker 1: he like he read with his mouth open. Swear to God,

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01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:44,840
Speaker 1: look like man, he's been looking at some trouble. Listen listen,

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Speaker 1: they need to get him some hook remember highlights, get

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01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 1: him one of them highlight books or some the president

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Speaker 1: reading cotton ball when the time for him to read

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Speaker 1: outline out of everybody in the circle man with just

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01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 1: lock arms, because we've been to fall out each Well,

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01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:09,320
Speaker 1: let me tell you that I'm gonna try to get

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Speaker 1: all the school and when I get to the Congressional

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01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,640
Speaker 1: Black Caucus, I'll be at the Queen City Brunch as

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Speaker 1: the special guest of Congresswoman o My Adams of North Carolina.

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Speaker 1: We're working together with HBC U S. But I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to find all the dirt. Do Olmar Rosa still have

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01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:28,639
Speaker 1: a job, So I'm gonna be running up on people.

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01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:31,960
Speaker 1: You know, Cedric Richmond, the brother from Louisiana, is to

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Speaker 1: share the Congressional Black Caucus and he's trying to get

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01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:39,080
Speaker 1: youth summer jobs and more money for public service. But

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to reclaim some time with Max c

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Speaker 1: Was and find out the real dirt that's gonna do.

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Speaker 1: Y'all think Olma Rosa still got a job? Y'all think

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01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:52,880
Speaker 1: she do everybody? Why she would well not see? You

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01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:55,840
Speaker 1: never know he might want to keep her because you

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01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:59,080
Speaker 1: know she might have some information that he might need.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to find out what's gonna because you know,

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01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:04,599
Speaker 1: we're really talking to each other in the Republican Party

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01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:06,479
Speaker 1: like we used to. You know what I'm talking about.

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01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:09,080
Speaker 1: But you know where I will be going. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be going to Indianapolis trying to get that information out

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01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:15,000
Speaker 1: of there because I gotta go to the Circle City

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Speaker 1: Classic Parade. Brothers and Sisters. I'll be with my store

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01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:21,479
Speaker 1: ros I older Zata chapter. You know, one of my

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Speaker 1: sorority sisters is the president of the Indiana Black Expo.

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01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:29,679
Speaker 1: So who would know more about black people in Indiana

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01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:32,760
Speaker 1: than my sorority sister Tanya Bail. But I'm being in

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01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 1: the parade. I'm gonna be in the parade shortlist. Put

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01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:39,760
Speaker 1: my wig down. I'm gonna be in the parade in Indianapolis.

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01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:42,479
Speaker 1: It will be at the comedy show with Hones, J

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01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:45,360
Speaker 1: and Bill Betters. Now you know on that Jay gonna

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01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:48,360
Speaker 1: fall out, Tommy, he gonna climb over there, hunch of

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01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:53,720
Speaker 1: pass up. Yes lord, yes lord, But I better know

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01:09:53,800 --> 01:10:00,479
Speaker 1: how to read a teleprompter. Though. Thank you, Cheryl, you

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01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:03,640
Speaker 1: know we love you. Up Next, Tony Braxton will be

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Speaker 1: our special guest right back. You're listening Steve Harvey Show. Hey,

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Speaker 1: everybody asked promise. Our special guest is multi platinum Grammy

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01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:19,439
Speaker 1: Award winning singer Stardom Broadway headline her own show out

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01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:23,160
Speaker 1: in Vegas. Man, she's got a new album coming out soon.

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Speaker 1: In her debut single it's called Deadwoods Climbing the charts,

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01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:28,720
Speaker 1: and she's gonna be joining us right now to tell

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Speaker 1: us about a new single and highly anticipated new album.

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01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,760
Speaker 1: We're gonna find out what's been going on with a

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Speaker 1: life and everything, Ladies and gentlemen, the one and though,

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Speaker 1: the fabulous the voice Tony Braxtoncome girl, than Julia Good

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01:10:51,439 --> 01:11:00,200
Speaker 1: you're sitting right next to you in person. Scared you know,

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Speaker 1: beautiful girl, tell man Tony reached over touch Oh my gosh,

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01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:16,720
Speaker 1: I'll talk to her. Well, can you welcome her to

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01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:22,760
Speaker 1: the show at least? J welcome to se Hardy to

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Speaker 1: have you here, and would you like to get married?

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Speaker 1: Right off the real That's that's his voice when he's

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01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:34,439
Speaker 1: speaking in his in his low tones, Tony, that's base

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Speaker 1: Max right now to you. I'm good man man Man,

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01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:46,960
Speaker 1: good to see you, beautiful. Thank you always got herself

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Speaker 1: together and always got a little tars. I see a

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01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:52,639
Speaker 1: lot of women that now I got the little tas

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01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:56,760
Speaker 1: on the past. You got some on your prayers. You

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01:11:56,840 --> 01:12:07,080
Speaker 1: know expensive it is. You know about some stuff that's

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01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:16,800
Speaker 1: already telling funny. That is amazing. Girl, You've been doing it.

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01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:19,719
Speaker 1: You're you're right now. You in the studio, you're putting

1134
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:22,240
Speaker 1: the finishing touches on your eighth solo album. Tell us

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01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:25,200
Speaker 1: about the new music. Did you say eighth? A wow?

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01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:29,040
Speaker 1: Telling my age a little bit wow? But just your

1137
01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:33,000
Speaker 1: talent and you know, no, your status in the business,

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01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:37,599
Speaker 1: your longevity amazing, very blessed. I'm excited. This is my LP.

1139
01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:41,920
Speaker 1: You can't say LP anymore. Say you know what? That's crazy?

1140
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:44,960
Speaker 1: Nobody says that anymore. You're right working on your eight album.

1141
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:48,799
Speaker 1: That's big. What do you say now, you can't say album?

1142
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:58,240
Speaker 1: It's crazy? Streaming do you say, came out of the

1143
01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:01,719
Speaker 1: basement down in story? He said, damn? What are these?

1144
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:07,880
Speaker 1: They see these here? You mean they damn? I got

1145
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:12,960
Speaker 1: news for you. Take your ass something to attic albums. Oh,

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01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:18,719
Speaker 1: you can't say basement anymore? You this terrorists. The basement

1147
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:22,960
Speaker 1: is no basements, no sellers. Okay, what is the attic?

1148
01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:28,479
Speaker 1: Is the law? There? You go like that? Yeah, at law,

1149
01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:33,240
Speaker 1: just like your house is. So. Tony talked to us

1150
01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:35,560
Speaker 1: a little bit about this new project. I'm excited. The

1151
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:37,240
Speaker 1: album comes out top of the year and it's called

1152
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:41,920
Speaker 1: Sex and Cigarettes. Yeah, okay, time talking about some things.

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01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:43,439
Speaker 1: And this is the first project that I have that

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01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:47,599
Speaker 1: little black and white advisory thing in the corner. I'm excited.

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01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:52,240
Speaker 1: I feel like you have an advisory stick my first time.

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01:13:52,960 --> 01:14:01,080
Speaker 1: Are you really been in right? Man? Nothing? Nothing's wretched

1157
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:02,960
Speaker 1: or nothing like that. Just some language, some things. I'm

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01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,960
Speaker 1: singing a few curse words. Some things you have to

1159
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,840
Speaker 1: say h words, some things you have to say the

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01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:09,760
Speaker 1: F word. Nothing else fits. But it's not like you

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01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:13,200
Speaker 1: know it better have my money? But I love that song,

1162
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:17,240
Speaker 1: but it's not you know, yeah, like that's what you're doing. Okay,

1163
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:23,320
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to say that you got my money.

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01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:31,680
Speaker 1: I just can't take my home. Please feel bad and

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01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:37,400
Speaker 1: have all of my money. I think it's changed. We're

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01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:41,720
Speaker 1: still the same show. It's it's how do you feel

1167
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:44,000
Speaker 1: about the project, Because if you're doing something like this,

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01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:46,640
Speaker 1: you gotta have put some different thought into What was

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01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:50,280
Speaker 1: your thinking? On this project. This project, I was comfortable

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01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:52,760
Speaker 1: with being an adult. I know that sounds crazy. In

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01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:54,840
Speaker 1: the past, I was comfortable having the heartbroken and singing

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01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:56,559
Speaker 1: about it. But now I'm like, I can talk about

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01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:58,040
Speaker 1: the issues and say, you know, there's a song on

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01:14:58,080 --> 01:15:02,240
Speaker 1: the album called f each Oh, yeah, you know what

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01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:05,680
Speaker 1: that means. Right, No, sometimes you gotta say fo as,

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01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:09,240
Speaker 1: you gotta say it, and so I'm saying it. Am

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01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:11,000
Speaker 1: I trying to figure out? Okay, Steve, you didn't know

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01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:19,120
Speaker 1: what that man? We got you. You've been saying, Oh yeah,

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01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:24,760
Speaker 1: you've been saying, you know, how do you say? What

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01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:26,880
Speaker 1: do you think this left me? Oh? I know what

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01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:32,679
Speaker 1: that is here? You told me too. You don't tweet,

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01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:46,599
Speaker 1: I don't tex don't that's not your like home association. Yes,

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01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:51,720
Speaker 1: that's how I say folk. How many of you got?

1184
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:56,000
Speaker 1: We got folks game? I'm looking for three modes? Okay,

1185
01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:59,640
Speaker 1: so we got that on the app. Yes, like you

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01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:02,439
Speaker 1: be here at the week? Oh, if you don't want

1187
01:16:02,439 --> 01:16:08,760
Speaker 1: to be here, So that's similar to uh, that's like fantasious.

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01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:12,599
Speaker 1: So you don't want me, don't talk to me, free

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01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:17,320
Speaker 1: your sex. So since we've moved up to the advisory sticker.

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01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:24,360
Speaker 1: You ain't got the free sis gonna get there? Yeah? Yo,

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01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:34,960
Speaker 1: pretty much breaking a break and drive your going out

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01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:38,960
Speaker 1: of here? Boy, I need me album. I can start

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01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:43,320
Speaker 1: doing albums right now. Hey, before we talk about the single,

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01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:47,000
Speaker 1: right here, I talked to you about Vegas. Yeah, how

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01:16:47,160 --> 01:16:51,320
Speaker 1: is that for you? Because you have to be a

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01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:54,800
Speaker 1: major star to do a show in Vegas. You can't

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01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:57,320
Speaker 1: come out there and it ain't got no damn hits.

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01:16:59,479 --> 01:17:01,519
Speaker 1: But I love, love everything about it. Get to talk

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Speaker 1: to people that were really close. But I'll have to

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01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:05,000
Speaker 1: tell you more about that later we can talk. Okay, Cool,

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01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:06,840
Speaker 1: We're gonna come back right after this. We've got more

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01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:09,400
Speaker 1: with Tony Braxton. Y'all. Stick around. He's got a new

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01:17:09,479 --> 01:17:16,240
Speaker 1: project coming out. She's a legend, y'all. You know you're

1204
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:20,320
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Show. All right. We are here with

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01:17:20,479 --> 01:17:23,880
Speaker 1: the one and only the legend. She is Tony Braxton.

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01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:28,439
Speaker 1: She blessed us today with her present. She is having

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01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:32,519
Speaker 1: the studio. Thank you. Yes, she's a brand new Uh

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01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:34,760
Speaker 1: what are we saying it is now? It's not CD

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01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:39,160
Speaker 1: nut albums, not LP brand new music A new stream yeah,

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01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:41,639
Speaker 1: new stream now when it comes out. What we're gonna

1211
01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:43,760
Speaker 1: do is We're gonna put Steve Harvey touch on it,

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01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:48,000
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna send everybody to Apple at the same

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01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:50,479
Speaker 1: time and run it to number one. We've done that

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01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:55,679
Speaker 1: four times. Show. We've ran four albums to the top

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Speaker 1: of the charts that day because we have loyal people.

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01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:06,400
Speaker 1: To the people that listen to this show, they still bad. Yeah, yeah,

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01:18:06,479 --> 01:18:08,479
Speaker 1: I got a lot of baby boom was listening to me.

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01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:17,519
Speaker 1: Somebody said to go, but this is gonna be good.

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01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:20,800
Speaker 1: The lead single is Deadwood is quickly climbing the charts.

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01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:24,200
Speaker 1: Think it's interesting. Tell us about this. The name of

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01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:26,960
Speaker 1: the song deadwood. Yeah, do you know what deadwood is?

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01:18:27,439 --> 01:18:31,599
Speaker 1: We just got okay. Remember you were a kid. Used

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01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:33,160
Speaker 1: to see like this piece of wood. It was just there,

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01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:36,320
Speaker 1: just dead. You're kicking about you didn't care about it.

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01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:42,639
Speaker 1: That's still another but that's your specialty though. You give

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01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:47,479
Speaker 1: women a chance to to get it out. Yeah, and

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01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:51,200
Speaker 1: in that voice, you you didn't in this project, you didn't.

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01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:53,880
Speaker 1: Did you go pop or anything like that? I just

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01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:55,920
Speaker 1: did what I love. That's a song and they're called

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01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:58,040
Speaker 1: sex and cigarettes like you come home, you come into

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01:18:58,080 --> 01:19:00,240
Speaker 1: the bed, smell like sex and cigarettes. Why are you here.

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01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:07,320
Speaker 1: That's what we call the album sex. Okay you like

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01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:15,760
Speaker 1: sex or sex and cigar? You know? You know I

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01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:18,280
Speaker 1: can't sing that. Yeah, I can't say right, yeah, you're

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01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:20,920
Speaker 1: coming in. You smell it like anything older than me.

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01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:27,120
Speaker 1: He yeah, that's what good about that? Does that sounds Yeah?

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01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:33,200
Speaker 1: You didn't say that it was good? Yeah sounds good. Yeah.

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01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:35,599
Speaker 1: I don't. I have a man none of that yet.

1239
01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:38,479
Speaker 1: I'm still I was talking to somebody the other day

1240
01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:42,120
Speaker 1: and I said, you did, and look, boy, look at

1241
01:19:42,120 --> 01:19:45,080
Speaker 1: me and said, excuse me, you know what that's coming back? Yeah?

1242
01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:51,400
Speaker 1: You did it. You did. That's cool because I kept it,

1243
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:56,840
Speaker 1: never left the show. You did. You did. What's happening?

1244
01:19:56,920 --> 01:20:02,599
Speaker 1: That little boy was me? But Tony this Deadwood single

1245
01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:05,840
Speaker 1: the New Thing, it's classic Tony Braxton. I mean really,

1246
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:08,840
Speaker 1: I love the song. I just heard it yesterday, uh huh,

1247
01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:11,560
Speaker 1: and it's really good. It's classic Tony Braxton. You're in

1248
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:14,639
Speaker 1: great voice. I absolutely love your voice. You know, I'm

1249
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:17,280
Speaker 1: one of your biggest fans. We're gonna play it too.

1250
01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:19,160
Speaker 1: But you know, that's a good thing for your fan

1251
01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:24,400
Speaker 1: base because they don't want you to not be Tony Braxton.

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01:20:25,439 --> 01:20:28,840
Speaker 1: That would crush them, you know, and so many people.

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01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:30,840
Speaker 1: You know, they go and try to do what's new

1254
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:33,800
Speaker 1: and hot, and that ain't what. But as an artist

1255
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:35,640
Speaker 1: you always feel like you have to try it. Right.

1256
01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:39,120
Speaker 1: That's not for me, even though I love hip hop,

1257
01:20:39,760 --> 01:20:43,439
Speaker 1: Yeah that's not. But you know, but we still appreciate singers.

1258
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:46,960
Speaker 1: They're dying, man, and you just go, wait a minute, man,

1259
01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:51,840
Speaker 1: it's anybody gonna just sing a great song. You know.

1260
01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:55,040
Speaker 1: My favorite Rapp Drake. You guys know that, But my

1261
01:20:55,120 --> 01:21:01,439
Speaker 1: kids like, no, mom, Drake's a singer. Ye what you're saying.

1262
01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:05,360
Speaker 1: And thus he's a singer, you know what I mean.

1263
01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:07,519
Speaker 1: But my kids, you know, it's kind of changing a little.

1264
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:09,439
Speaker 1: Who do the kids like? Who do your kids like?

1265
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:12,519
Speaker 1: They like Drake? They like Jesus? They tell me who

1266
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:20,160
Speaker 1: do they like? Kodak Black? Oh yeah, little yeah. My

1267
01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:24,720
Speaker 1: kids like who is who is the other person? Extension?

1268
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:28,600
Speaker 1: I don't really know, like that dude over? They just

1269
01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:32,559
Speaker 1: find them all. But they love Drake. They love Drake,

1270
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:35,759
Speaker 1: but he's a singer to them. Wow, he's a singer.

1271
01:21:36,439 --> 01:21:41,400
Speaker 1: My kids have started to gravitate, like when they had

1272
01:21:41,439 --> 01:21:43,439
Speaker 1: a friends over, they had a little parties. They have

1273
01:21:44,439 --> 01:21:48,000
Speaker 1: they play ratchet, Yes, oh yeah, they get ratchet and

1274
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:52,400
Speaker 1: I'll be going, really, why is this own? What an

1275
01:21:52,479 --> 01:21:57,000
Speaker 1: intelligent person released this and thought it was a hit. Dad,

1276
01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:59,200
Speaker 1: It ain't nothing, but it's just that's what they like.

1277
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:01,280
Speaker 1: But that's what they like. We love trap. When we

1278
01:22:01,439 --> 01:22:03,280
Speaker 1: first sard grap, that was our things. Our parents are

1279
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:05,160
Speaker 1: probably looking at us, like for real, but you know

1280
01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:08,559
Speaker 1: they like bebop or rock and roll. My parents generation

1281
01:22:09,479 --> 01:22:13,120
Speaker 1: is that wretched is the music of the kids now?

1282
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:21,040
Speaker 1: But back to you in Deadwood, Oh yeah, you were family.

1283
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:24,960
Speaker 1: We're just yeah, we really just catch it. Yeah, because

1284
01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:28,320
Speaker 1: we're gonna play dead and then the album, well, when

1285
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,360
Speaker 1: the stream comes out, we're gonna run it to the

1286
01:22:30,439 --> 01:22:33,960
Speaker 1: top of the apple Chuck cigarette, sex and cigarette. Oh yeah,

1287
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:36,519
Speaker 1: that's gonna be a girl's favorite. That's one of my

1288
01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:42,280
Speaker 1: favorite songs in the hand. Cigarettes don't come in here

1289
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:49,160
Speaker 1: smelling like sex and cigarettes. Take a bath? You get

1290
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:56,320
Speaker 1: who that crazy? Take a bath before you get home?

1291
01:22:57,760 --> 01:23:03,599
Speaker 1: Says that out loud? How low tony she said? Who

1292
01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:10,840
Speaker 1: says that outlies have so far? So you come home

1293
01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:17,280
Speaker 1: smelling fresh? Too fresh? To my thing was I did

1294
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:23,080
Speaker 1: a remake of Shirley Murdock's uh, because I had the

1295
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:28,000
Speaker 1: experience one time when I was young. I stayed at

1296
01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:33,240
Speaker 1: this woman's house and then the sun came up. She

1297
01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:37,360
Speaker 1: didn't wake me up. Man. When I woke up and

1298
01:23:37,439 --> 01:23:42,479
Speaker 1: look at that telephone. In the words of Thoma's mind,

1299
01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:47,519
Speaker 1: I had eight hundred missed calls, six hundred text messages.

1300
01:23:49,680 --> 01:23:53,240
Speaker 1: I started getting dressed. I had my drawls. I had

1301
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:55,960
Speaker 1: one foot in my drawers. I had no I couldn't

1302
01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:57,880
Speaker 1: find on the slot so I could put one on.

1303
01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:03,599
Speaker 1: It had fail down up under my heels. I got

1304
01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:07,080
Speaker 1: my shoes on the wrong foot. I'm driving home trying

1305
01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:10,360
Speaker 1: to think, what am I gonna see pull up in

1306
01:24:10,439 --> 01:24:13,640
Speaker 1: this house? So not the thing that I came up

1307
01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:16,479
Speaker 1: with was. I was looking at this telephone pole. I said,

1308
01:24:16,479 --> 01:24:19,800
Speaker 1: if I go right into this telephone pole around for

1309
01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:23,000
Speaker 1: right there, we gotta come back. We gotta take a break,

1310
01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:29,840
Speaker 1: tell me off the air when we come back. You're

1311
01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:34,559
Speaker 1: listening Steve Morning Show. All right here we are back

1312
01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:39,120
Speaker 1: bone like really interested in this story. So what happened.

1313
01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:43,400
Speaker 1: I was at this girl's house a long long time ago,

1314
01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:46,200
Speaker 1: A long time ago, this even when I was in

1315
01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:53,040
Speaker 1: my prior years of ignorance, and she didn't wake me up. Hey, Now,

1316
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:55,880
Speaker 1: I said, why don't you wake me up? You were

1317
01:24:55,960 --> 01:25:00,320
Speaker 1: sleeping so good? You know good in hair. It ain't

1318
01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:02,800
Speaker 1: puposed to be over here. So I get in the car.

1319
01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:05,120
Speaker 1: Now I ain't got but I got my shoes on

1320
01:25:05,240 --> 01:25:08,840
Speaker 1: the wrong foot. I only got my drawers on one leg.

1321
01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:12,760
Speaker 1: My parts are damn the inside out. The pockets is

1322
01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:16,040
Speaker 1: on the outside. That's our fastide. I couldn't find the

1323
01:25:16,160 --> 01:25:18,439
Speaker 1: tie I sold his insurance back at that day. I

1324
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:21,800
Speaker 1: couldn't find my tape, so I just left it. I

1325
01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:27,000
Speaker 1: got glitter and liftstick. So I'm driving home, so I

1326
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:30,280
Speaker 1: see this telephone pole. This was before air bags was

1327
01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:33,840
Speaker 1: in call. So I said, if I take this car

1328
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:39,080
Speaker 1: at around forty and hit it and wrap it around,

1329
01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:43,639
Speaker 1: now I can go to the hospital without too much damage.

1330
01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:46,240
Speaker 1: And then I would just be in the hospital. All

1331
01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:51,320
Speaker 1: that's what. But I I didn't have insurance on my car,

1332
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:54,000
Speaker 1: so I had to ride that out. So I went

1333
01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:56,160
Speaker 1: around the pole about three times trying to figure out

1334
01:25:56,200 --> 01:26:00,880
Speaker 1: what I do and then find the man. I just said,

1335
01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:03,040
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I can't, I can't. I don't

1336
01:26:03,080 --> 01:26:05,720
Speaker 1: know what to do. So I just drove on to

1337
01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:14,519
Speaker 1: the house and she was up. So what did you say?

1338
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:16,120
Speaker 1: I just want to know what to come up with.

1339
01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:21,160
Speaker 1: So I said, you ain't gonna leeve this. Man, I've

1340
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:24,760
Speaker 1: been fighting this in any word, all night long. He

1341
01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:28,479
Speaker 1: grabbed me, and I grabbed him, and we would just

1342
01:26:28,680 --> 01:26:31,519
Speaker 1: hold each other and wouldn't let each other go. Wow,

1343
01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:33,280
Speaker 1: and I was in for the fight of my life.

1344
01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:36,559
Speaker 1: She looked at me and she said, why your shoes

1345
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:39,080
Speaker 1: on the wrong I said, because they came off doing

1346
01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:42,720
Speaker 1: the fight. When I got out, got just grabbed. He said,

1347
01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:44,720
Speaker 1: So you want me to think you've been fighting all

1348
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:52,240
Speaker 1: night long? His girl tried to grab she up and

1349
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:55,040
Speaker 1: she was on me with the glitter and the lift

1350
01:26:55,080 --> 01:27:01,240
Speaker 1: stick and and I just stayed in it. Man. I

1351
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:03,479
Speaker 1: stayed in it. Man. It took me about thirty minutes. Man,

1352
01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:09,880
Speaker 1: she knew outlined the whole time. And this is another

1353
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:18,920
Speaker 1: episode of Law and Order criminal intent. Tony were glad

1354
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:23,360
Speaker 1: you're here, Yes, yes, And it's down the street while

1355
01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:25,760
Speaker 1: I live far away. Nothing's down the street in Calabasa.

1356
01:27:26,120 --> 01:27:29,400
Speaker 1: Gotta pack a lunch, Calabasa. But it's in the area.

1357
01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:35,880
Speaker 1: It's not far, it's far far away. At in the area, Calabasa.

1358
01:27:36,040 --> 01:27:39,639
Speaker 1: You gotta drop break from what you talk with Shirley.

1359
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:46,920
Speaker 1: We ain't even close to her house, know what? Minutes? Minute,

1360
01:27:47,120 --> 01:27:49,519
Speaker 1: five minutes. I can't get nowhere in l A. In

1361
01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:52,120
Speaker 1: twenty minutes, not in the morning. I was gonna say,

1362
01:27:52,160 --> 01:27:58,719
Speaker 1: no traffic, Iron half O, not too bad. Three minutes.

1363
01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:02,920
Speaker 1: That was the man you left yesterday. The one on

1364
01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:08,160
Speaker 1: one doesn't move. Yeah, and my head hills. All right,

1365
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:11,479
Speaker 1: everybody listen, this album is coming out, and when it

1366
01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:13,479
Speaker 1: comes out, we are taking it to the top of

1367
01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:18,920
Speaker 1: the chart. You understand debut singing with his cars. Deadwood.

1368
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:21,400
Speaker 1: You can get it now. So what I want everybody

1369
01:28:21,479 --> 01:28:24,680
Speaker 1: to do is go to iTunes right now. This is

1370
01:28:24,720 --> 01:28:27,439
Speaker 1: our girl, Tony Braxton running to the top of the charts.

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01:28:27,479 --> 01:28:31,799
Speaker 1: I need everybody right now at work. Download Deadwood Tony Braxton.

1372
01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:35,360
Speaker 1: Download Dad would do it now, Tony Braxton? We love you, girl,

1373
01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:46,080
Speaker 1: Yes we do. You're listening to show? All right, Steve,

1374
01:28:46,160 --> 01:28:48,919
Speaker 1: Here we go your talk show today. Two very interesting

1375
01:28:49,040 --> 01:28:54,479
Speaker 1: guests from the Kardashians, Chloe Kardashian and Scott Disicks. Chloe

1376
01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:59,519
Speaker 1: Kardashian was really really nice. Yeah, he got outfit on

1377
01:29:00,080 --> 01:29:03,920
Speaker 1: Huh you Donna want Really, I can't wait to say

1378
01:29:04,200 --> 01:29:07,680
Speaker 1: she was it from her line or I don't you know,

1379
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:09,479
Speaker 1: I don't ask that. I don't know she had on

1380
01:29:09,560 --> 01:29:15,639
Speaker 1: the channel belt. No, No, her shoes wasn't from the shoes.

1381
01:29:15,720 --> 01:29:19,320
Speaker 1: The shoes she had on so funky. Yeah, I told

1382
01:29:19,439 --> 01:29:21,760
Speaker 1: I said, Margie, don't want them shoes? She said, Steve

1383
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:28,639
Speaker 1: Marjorie has she said. Please. She was really cool. It's

1384
01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:32,240
Speaker 1: really really cool. And you know he was cool, you know,

1385
01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:34,479
Speaker 1: he just I don't really know him, you know, like that,

1386
01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:37,320
Speaker 1: I don't really know. I never met him. I was

1387
01:29:37,439 --> 01:29:40,439
Speaker 1: my first time meeting her. Really. Yeah, I met the

1388
01:29:40,520 --> 01:29:45,559
Speaker 1: rest of him. I've met U, Kim highly Oh the mom.

1389
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:48,840
Speaker 1: The mom is really cool. Man, she's really cool. Well,

1390
01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:50,560
Speaker 1: you can't be in l back in l A and

1391
01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:55,960
Speaker 1: not have the Kardashians on, I mean show, right of course.

1392
01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:59,280
Speaker 1: You know I'm looking for Kim and U Kanye. Yeah,

1393
01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:03,240
Speaker 1: this is my wish list for dream guests. At the

1394
01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:08,599
Speaker 1: top of the list Barack and Michelle Obama. That's at

1395
01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:11,439
Speaker 1: the top of my if I could get there, man,

1396
01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:15,640
Speaker 1: that would really make Next on the list is j

1397
01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:19,760
Speaker 1: and Beyonce. Oh yeah, I would love to get them

1398
01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:27,240
Speaker 1: on the show. Okay together or together as a couple. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,

1399
01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:31,000
Speaker 1: that would be good. I like Kevin Hard and his

1400
01:30:31,120 --> 01:30:35,559
Speaker 1: wife would be my next and speaking to Kevin Man,

1401
01:30:36,080 --> 01:30:38,960
Speaker 1: uh you know he Kevin is a friend of mine,

1402
01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:42,280
Speaker 1: so all is just swirling around him. You know, he

1403
01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:46,000
Speaker 1: gonna survive it. It's it's a tough, tough position to

1404
01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:51,040
Speaker 1: be in. I think everybody learns a lesson here. I think,

1405
01:30:51,560 --> 01:30:54,720
Speaker 1: you know, you have to make a lot men for

1406
01:30:54,840 --> 01:30:58,040
Speaker 1: people to airr Man. You know, stop thinking because people

1407
01:30:58,080 --> 01:31:01,800
Speaker 1: are celebrities or they minister perfect that they're not humans. Man.

1408
01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:06,960
Speaker 1: They all human being. And once you fame us, your

1409
01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:11,679
Speaker 1: mistakes have a spotlight on them, and the mistakes become

1410
01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:15,880
Speaker 1: glaring to the public. You know, my hope for all

1411
01:31:15,960 --> 01:31:19,920
Speaker 1: of this is that their family can survive it. You know,

1412
01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:22,840
Speaker 1: that's my only hope in this thing, is that their

1413
01:31:22,920 --> 01:31:26,600
Speaker 1: family comes about. Kevin strong enough to take this. You know,

1414
01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:28,760
Speaker 1: when I'm out there in the light, I'm strong enough

1415
01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:33,439
Speaker 1: to take it. What the concern is his children and

1416
01:31:33,680 --> 01:31:36,920
Speaker 1: his wife. Now, I know whatever everybody gonna say, well,

1417
01:31:36,960 --> 01:31:38,720
Speaker 1: he should have thought about that. I got all of that.

1418
01:31:38,880 --> 01:31:41,000
Speaker 1: I got all of that. What you're saying that ain't

1419
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:43,280
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. I'm not passing judge me here,

1420
01:31:43,479 --> 01:31:46,479
Speaker 1: and I'm definitely not giving anybody a free path. I'm

1421
01:31:46,520 --> 01:31:50,360
Speaker 1: just talking about the part of it that when you

1422
01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:56,080
Speaker 1: do make the mistake, can we can we make allotment

1423
01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:59,760
Speaker 1: for that? Or are we so perfect in our own

1424
01:32:00,800 --> 01:32:02,880
Speaker 1: that we just we just ready to climb on the

1425
01:32:02,960 --> 01:32:05,880
Speaker 1: wagon and just running running out of town. I don't

1426
01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:08,559
Speaker 1: think that's the case. I think that he's made a mistake.

1427
01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:12,360
Speaker 1: He admitted to it. They tried to extort him, you know,

1428
01:32:12,439 --> 01:32:14,840
Speaker 1: he fighting it. None of this would have happened had

1429
01:32:14,880 --> 01:32:18,800
Speaker 1: it never happened, though, So that's still there. So but

1430
01:32:18,920 --> 01:32:24,719
Speaker 1: he's my friends. So I'm standing beside. He's my friend.

1431
01:32:25,479 --> 01:32:28,120
Speaker 1: I stand beside, I stand inside all Mama said, friends

1432
01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:30,479
Speaker 1: when they make mistakes, hopefully they will stand next to me.

1433
01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:33,080
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Steve. We'll be back with just

1434
01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:35,719
Speaker 1: one more thing to close out the show. You're listening

1435
01:32:36,040 --> 01:32:39,519
Speaker 1: to Steven show. All right, here, we are back with

1436
01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:41,599
Speaker 1: just one more thing as we close out the show.

1437
01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:45,360
Speaker 1: Interesting day, hunt, Tony was a great man. You're all right,

1438
01:32:45,479 --> 01:32:55,360
Speaker 1: Junry was really really was Tommy? You were mumbling something

1439
01:32:56,240 --> 01:32:59,840
Speaker 1: or looking yeah, last break when Steve was talking, Um,

1440
01:33:00,680 --> 01:33:04,120
Speaker 1: what's your take on this whole thing with with with

1441
01:33:05,120 --> 01:33:08,960
Speaker 1: Kevin just your life? Yeah, oh you know, because I

1442
01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:10,800
Speaker 1: don't pay a judgment, don't nobody. I just look at

1443
01:33:10,840 --> 01:33:13,040
Speaker 1: other people and things they're going through, and I figured

1444
01:33:13,040 --> 01:33:14,559
Speaker 1: out what I gotta. I got to have the side

1445
01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:16,560
Speaker 1: pete meeting. I will with my side Pete. When I

1446
01:33:16,640 --> 01:33:21,320
Speaker 1: got this new, When I got the new with my side,

1447
01:33:21,360 --> 01:33:25,280
Speaker 1: I said, listen, let see this here, can't what is it?

1448
01:33:26,160 --> 01:33:28,320
Speaker 1: This could be an epidemic with sad pieces, get the

1449
01:33:28,360 --> 01:33:30,920
Speaker 1: tripping like that. We can't have it. We got to

1450
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:33,920
Speaker 1: sit down and have a side piece of meeting. You

1451
01:33:34,040 --> 01:33:38,120
Speaker 1: understand order. It's a definitely call to order. We have

1452
01:33:38,360 --> 01:33:42,200
Speaker 1: got to sit at and had this conversation. Wow, how

1453
01:33:42,240 --> 01:33:43,920
Speaker 1: do you owe in a meeting like that? I mean,

1454
01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:46,240
Speaker 1: what's the first thing you say? I don't don't do?

1455
01:33:46,400 --> 01:33:49,240
Speaker 1: What the hell we just got through saying the first

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Speaker 1: thing first right off the back? Huh? Please help him listen,

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01:33:56,120 --> 01:34:00,439
Speaker 1: this is this is a horrible situation. What I want

1458
01:34:01,760 --> 01:34:06,439
Speaker 1: because I've known Kevin for years, he's a great guy.

1459
01:34:07,560 --> 01:34:13,160
Speaker 1: But let me tell y'all something. Good people make bad mistakes.

1460
01:34:14,600 --> 01:34:19,400
Speaker 1: Good people make bad decisions all the time. Every day.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm a good person, and I have made

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01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:29,040
Speaker 1: some bad mistakes and some bad decisions. And this isn't

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01:34:29,080 --> 01:34:32,519
Speaker 1: the last bad decision he will make. Now it will

1464
01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:37,559
Speaker 1: probably not be on this level or this same one. Sometimes, Man,

1465
01:34:37,640 --> 01:34:41,600
Speaker 1: when you take the whipping, you get the lesson. This

1466
01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:45,519
Speaker 1: is one of those things, man, where you got to go. Man,

1467
01:34:46,360 --> 01:34:49,439
Speaker 1: y'all hanging there and I'm really just wanting the family

1468
01:34:49,520 --> 01:34:53,120
Speaker 1: to survive it, you know. But when a man steps

1469
01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:57,160
Speaker 1: forward and go and explains it to his kids, his wife,

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01:34:57,760 --> 01:35:02,880
Speaker 1: that's that's that's hard. That's hard, and it's true what

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01:35:02,960 --> 01:35:04,960
Speaker 1: he said. I mean, you, as a celebrity, have said

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01:35:05,040 --> 01:35:07,200
Speaker 1: this before, that he feels like he has a target

1473
01:35:07,280 --> 01:35:12,120
Speaker 1: on his back, and target what what becomes increasingly difficult.

1474
01:35:12,120 --> 01:35:14,200
Speaker 1: It's like, you know what a lot of celebrities I

1475
01:35:14,360 --> 01:35:17,560
Speaker 1: know talk about all the time, it's hard to be

1476
01:35:17,680 --> 01:35:20,240
Speaker 1: in the line like now. The fact that you have

1477
01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:23,000
Speaker 1: a target on your back has to cause you to

1478
01:35:23,240 --> 01:35:27,800
Speaker 1: use even greater judgment. But I'm gonna tell you something too,

1479
01:35:28,600 --> 01:35:32,720
Speaker 1: You've got to be mindful of the people that's around you,

1480
01:35:33,640 --> 01:35:36,240
Speaker 1: because you gotta have people in your circle to say

1481
01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:40,960
Speaker 1: hey man, you can ready do what, don't yo? Whoa

1482
01:35:41,160 --> 01:35:44,000
Speaker 1: come in? Hold up? Hold on, manute, we fit to

1483
01:35:44,040 --> 01:35:47,640
Speaker 1: go do what? No, no, no, man, I can go

1484
01:35:47,800 --> 01:35:50,760
Speaker 1: do that. You can let nu Nut go do that.

1485
01:35:52,240 --> 01:35:54,599
Speaker 1: June Bug go do that. You can't go do that. Dog,

1486
01:35:55,360 --> 01:35:58,880
Speaker 1: We do that to you a lot, Steve, we pull

1487
01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:03,040
Speaker 1: you back. I'm gonna tell you something. I thank God

1488
01:36:03,120 --> 01:36:08,200
Speaker 1: for Boomerang because Boomerang has been a steady friend of

1489
01:36:08,320 --> 01:36:13,360
Speaker 1: mine in that regard, because Boomerang has always over the

1490
01:36:13,439 --> 01:36:16,360
Speaker 1: years from kings of comedy all the way through your dog.

1491
01:36:17,439 --> 01:36:27,120
Speaker 1: Oh man, here we're going down there. That's really nice

1492
01:36:27,120 --> 01:36:30,200
Speaker 1: of you to say those I mean, her back or

1493
01:36:30,280 --> 01:36:33,960
Speaker 1: stabilizing force, Like if he foresees something with all his

1494
01:36:34,120 --> 01:36:37,320
Speaker 1: knowledge and his life experiences, he'll go, yo, man, no,

1495
01:36:37,640 --> 01:36:42,400
Speaker 1: you ain't doing that. That's crazy. You do friend, right,

1496
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:44,640
Speaker 1: you know, man, but you you can do something else. Dog,

1497
01:36:44,720 --> 01:36:46,960
Speaker 1: but you didn't even do that. And you gotta have

1498
01:36:47,200 --> 01:36:51,439
Speaker 1: people around you at this level who have your best

1499
01:36:51,520 --> 01:36:53,960
Speaker 1: interests in heart. That will be a voice of reason

1500
01:36:54,080 --> 01:36:57,719
Speaker 1: for you, because sometimes at this level you don't see everything.

1501
01:36:58,760 --> 01:37:00,880
Speaker 1: You don't you don't see it. You sometimes you're just

1502
01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:04,400
Speaker 1: going and sometimes man, just in life, man, you just

1503
01:37:04,479 --> 01:37:06,479
Speaker 1: want to do what you wanna do. We're doing what

1504
01:37:06,640 --> 01:37:10,360
Speaker 1: you wanna do. You can't no more because we live

1505
01:37:10,439 --> 01:37:13,800
Speaker 1: in these big pretty prisons. That's what celebrity is, man.

1506
01:37:14,280 --> 01:37:16,040
Speaker 1: And this is what people don't get for me, and

1507
01:37:16,160 --> 01:37:18,920
Speaker 1: I describe it this way. It's like living in a big,

1508
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:22,599
Speaker 1: pretty prison. Oh, you get to go all these fabulous places,

1509
01:37:22,640 --> 01:37:26,960
Speaker 1: but you gotta stay in the confined area. Partner, you can't. Oh,

1510
01:37:27,360 --> 01:37:30,320
Speaker 1: you coming too the VRP party that we're throw in

1511
01:37:30,479 --> 01:37:33,240
Speaker 1: for you, But see that whole party not for you.

1512
01:37:33,560 --> 01:37:35,920
Speaker 1: You better get your ass in that corner behind them

1513
01:37:36,040 --> 01:37:40,639
Speaker 1: velvet ropes and stay there. You can't go into that party.

1514
01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:44,439
Speaker 1: That party not for you. And even what's going on

1515
01:37:44,600 --> 01:37:47,200
Speaker 1: behind the velvet ropes, you gotta have people back there

1516
01:37:47,320 --> 01:37:49,360
Speaker 1: on the other side of the rope's going No, no,

1517
01:37:49,560 --> 01:37:51,559
Speaker 1: you can't do that in here. No, No, you can't

1518
01:37:51,560 --> 01:37:53,800
Speaker 1: take this picture in here. Now. No, you can't hold

1519
01:37:53,880 --> 01:37:57,439
Speaker 1: him like that. Hey, y'all gotta get out. No excuse me, ma'am.

1520
01:37:57,479 --> 01:38:00,400
Speaker 1: You gotta put your top on, you gotta get out. Yeah,

1521
01:38:01,800 --> 01:38:04,120
Speaker 1: got to have this in your life. Man. It's so

1522
01:38:04,280 --> 01:38:07,640
Speaker 1: serious because this is extortion, and that's a crime. You know,

1523
01:38:07,880 --> 01:38:09,920
Speaker 1: we'll see. This is why I want you to help

1524
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Speaker 1: me with my book, how to Do the Wrong Thing

1525
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1526
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Speaker 1: one more time, how to do the wrong thing the

1527
01:38:23,840 --> 01:38:30,000
Speaker 1: right way? Do you see it? On this got to

1528
01:38:30,080 --> 01:38:32,360
Speaker 1: be New York best seller right here, how to do

1529
01:38:32,520 --> 01:38:37,280
Speaker 1: the wrong Thing the right way? Man food here, Man,

1530
01:38:39,640 --> 01:38:46,240
Speaker 1: trying to be all serious man, because it's not how

1531
01:38:46,280 --> 01:38:50,240
Speaker 1: to do the right thing, forget that. How everybody know

1532
01:38:50,320 --> 01:38:52,439
Speaker 1: how to do right? How to do the wrong thing

1533
01:38:52,880 --> 01:38:55,320
Speaker 1: the right way? That way? When I do something wrong,

1534
01:38:55,360 --> 01:38:57,160
Speaker 1: and if I do it the right way, you're not

1535
01:38:57,240 --> 01:39:00,519
Speaker 1: gonna know about it. Man, boy here of the gene,

1536
01:39:02,320 --> 01:39:05,320
Speaker 1: we can sail this up of Steve You're nothing. You

1537
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Speaker 1: messed my life, lady, genuine y'all have a great weekend. Okay,

1538
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