WEBVTT - Best Of Eps 41-45 0:00:01.960 --> 0:00:05.480 Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the 0:00:05.519 --> 0:00:09.560 show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:12.600 integral to the fabric of our very nature. 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:19.520 Here we go, start your engines. M m m m 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:21.600 m m m ming ming ming ming ming ming ming 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:22.360 ming ming ming. 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:31.600 All right, guys, man, how are your ship boom. 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:31.880 Hit us with it? 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:33.519 Blake friendship? 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:39.280 Friendship? Yeah, you're real? Yeah, so much love? Hell yeah 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:40.160 on your soundboard? 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:41.560 Oh much love. 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:46.400 I love the love Blake real trap shit. 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:47.520 That one's cool. 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:49.160 You ever hit that ship when you're not on the pod, 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:51.559 when you're just like late night drunk thinking about us? 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:52.519 Oh yeah. 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:56.560 Out of all of the uh possible buttons to hit 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:59.040 when you're alone in your room late at night thinking 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:00.880 about us, what is the button that you hit the 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:07.640 most often? Blake hit us with it? That's our friendship 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:08.560 is so hardcore. 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:11.679 I'm constantly just sitting in my room just playing the 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:12.920 soundboard thinking about you. 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:20.119 Guys. Thank you God, Kyle. Can we get your joke 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:23.080 one more time? Oh the soundboard that's what Blake calls 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:23.480 his dick. 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:30.880 Okay, hey, yes, but why'd you bail on the joke? 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:32.920 And then you doubled back for it. What happened there? 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:33.600 You got nervous? 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:36.440 I like it. No, I think there's a lag going on. 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:38.160 And it came out and then Durs caught it, and 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:39.920 then we came back and now I hit it and 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:41.200 now here we are. 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:46.160 Okay. You can also do don't. They call it the 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:49.200 fruit basket where you like kind of pull your nuts 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.680 through the back of your legs and then just kind 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:54.360 of have like them sitting at the bottom of your 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:59.920 butt crack fruit basket. Yes, yes, I can demonstrate. 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:01.320 We would love to see it. 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:03.600 This is this is important. 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:05.320 Yeah, yeah, because I don't get it. 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:07.520 It's important. You saying you can demonstrate, but I don't 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:10.520 think that you are actually gonna do it. So yeah, 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:11.240 i'd love to see it. 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:13.000 I don't know if legally I can. 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:15.360 Yeah, you can't understand the mechanics of it, So if 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:17.360 you could show it to me, that'd be great. Sheriff 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:18.519 Divine says, you're good. 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:21.079 Anna, Can you get in the chat and let me know? Please? 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:22.040 Uh? 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:23.760 Legally you can't? Yeah for sure? 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:26.519 For yeah, said sure, got sure, We got a sure 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:27.080 on the chat. 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:29.480 Producer Anna says, sure, we can't see it? 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:32.320 Anna, you pervert. All right, hold one, say, if you 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:35.079 could just show us the mechanics of this, that'd be great. 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:36.239 I just don't understand it. 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:37.680 Let's see it, all right, let me see. 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:40.520 We're gonna get some some kiwi's. We're gonna bite these 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:42.440 kiwis hole or what the. 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:44.600 Skin my book? Actually? 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:46.480 You know my I feel like I just took a 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:48.840 shower and it was cold. So like my balls are 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:51.560 kind of really close, like hugging my body. 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:53.600 Okay, so what you can't scratch them back? 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:56.480 What I'm trying a lot of people when they take showers, 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:58.480 their balls like sort of hang. 0:02:58.400 --> 0:02:59.519 Low, elongate. 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:02.320 Yes, right, this was a cold shower. I took a 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:03.240 cold shower. 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:05.000 Why would you do such a thing because you just 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:07.840 worked out? Yeah, okay, here he goes, just showing us 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:10.600 the buck. We got the best, the best butt. 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:12.360 Well, we just see your asks. 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:19.200 Oh it was a side. It was a side. Well okay, 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:21.079 well it was good. Well it was. 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:25.120 A side, so that was great science. They looked like 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:28.960 two uh and those looked really soft in shaved. Do 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:30.440 you shave your your nuts? 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.160 Well you guys, you guys know I'm not a very 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.680 hairy guy, right, other than my head. 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:37.560 Except for the head. Yeah, you got a lot of 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:37.920 hair up. 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:38.680 Talk yo. 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:41.280 Your nuts looked like they were holding their breath. They 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:42.040 were pink. 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:47.240 Yeah, they were like I scared of you, motherfucker going 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:51.280 past the graveyard in the car, going. 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:56.280 Under a tunnel trying to make a wish. Yeah, man, 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:59.160 I'm gonna. I wasn't prepared, all right. Sorry, Hey, big 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:01.000 ups for doing that, bro, good job man. 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:02.000 You well to let down. 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:02.520 Thanks man. 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:04.640 No, it was cool. Yeah, you followed through. 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:06.440 I did not think you were going to do it, Blake, 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:07.880 and I thought you were going to put the whole 0:04:07.880 --> 0:04:09.800 thing through. I thought it was gonna be dick and balls, 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:12.480 but you promise balls and balls were delivered. 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:13.800 I was looking for a Hello. 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:17.599 If you do the just the balls out the back, 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:20.279 that's the fruit basket. What if you take the dick 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:21.760 and the balls and pull them through. 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:23.920 Well, that's a banana. I thought all of it. Yeah, 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:26.440 I thought it was all it's a banana and then 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:27.800 a few plums. 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:31.320 Yeah, now it makes sense to me, Adam. 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:33.920 I love when we hit the same way, like we're 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:35.680 always hitting this and it's the banana. 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:41.640 Yeah, and then the yeah, the orange react. This is important, 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:43.159 you know, this. 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:46.039 Yeah, baby, I'm hello, Blake. 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:51.400 Did you masturbate on a flight when you were a kid? Watching? Uh, 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:52.480 watching some movie? 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:53.440 What's up? Come again? 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.240 What where is this coming from? Why? What is this? 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:58.480 Gotcha journalism right out the gate? 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:02.440 Jeez, this has got journalism? Well no, you said it 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:05.760 on another podcast. I'm wondering why you're telling cool stories 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:09.360 about masturbating on planes on other podcasts and you're not 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:12.760 mentioning it on our podcast when that's obviously a cool story. 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:15.839 Well, first off, I will shout out, yeah, I BET's 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:18.479 still a very friend of the pod, at least from 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:24.080 this square of the circle. Yeah, I told that story 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:26.400 on their podcast because we didn't have a podcast. 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:28.640 Well what is their what is their podcast? You got 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:29.279 to call them out? 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:31.680 Yeah, but still is the podcast? 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:34.039 Oh yeah, but still? Oh I thought you were just 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:36.320 I thought you were just saying a phrase. 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:40.520 Yeah, Jack Wagner, Brandon Wardell, Yeah, big shout out to 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:42.120 the pod. 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:45.040 Okay, so you want to you want to give us 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:47.719 that story over here or is it it's you've already 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:48.200 burned it. 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:50.200 Well now I feel like they should go over to 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:51.720 that pod and check it out there. 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:54.000 But did you just hit the friendship button for them 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:55.440 or for us? Yeah? What was that? 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:56.240 For all of us? 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:59.000 The fuck is happening? No, no, no, no, no, no, no no, this. 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:03.719 Is a friendship fan. I'm feeling very interrogated right now. 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:06.120 Well, yeah, he jumped out the gate. He interrogated you. 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:10.080 I didn't mean to. I just I literally like, you're pissed. 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:13.760 Yeah, down came out hot and I support you. 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:16.600 But this isn't I wasn't trying to get at my guy. 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:19.040 I was just wondering. I just heard it. It was like 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.400 five minutes ago. I heard this little clip of Blake 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:23.599 telling this funny story, and I'm like, why he never 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:26.160 told this story. I feel like we've been telling jerk 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:29.360 off stories jo stories all the time on this podcast. 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:32.520 I'm always telling some epic tales and Blake had just 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:34.240 left this one in the cup. When I feel like 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:39.200 this one's prime for you lose. 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:45.200 Whoa no, the double diss. 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:48.400 You know, it came very organically in that podcast. It 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.280 wasn't like I was just like chopping at the bit 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:52.960 to tell about the time that I j oed on 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:56.800 an airplane in my youth. This is pre this is 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:57.640 pre come. 0:06:58.440 --> 0:06:59.480 How old were you? 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:00.360 Let's in. 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:01.920 This is pre pre. 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:06.680 Yes, this is pre pre what's pre pre just the 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:07.840 air the air shots. 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:09.600 This was when you were it was just dusted. 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:12.160 Yeah, when you used to just kind of and that 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:13.440 was it cought. 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:16.040 Oh, by the way, I feel like a lot of women, 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:19.040 a lot of females don't know that that was a thing. 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:21.920 Like I told Chloe, I was telling some story a 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:23.840 few weeks ago, and I tell Chloe this. She's like, 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:25.640 what do you mean nothing came out? And I'm like, yeah, 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:29.000 before you hit puberty, it doesn't come out. And I 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:31.280 was a little late hitting puberty. I was like kind 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:34.640 of the smaller kid, and so no, so there was 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:36.920 I was like bummed when it started to happen. I'm like, 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:39.280 I gotta clean this up every time. Now there used 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:42.160 to be no evidence. Now all of a sudden, there's 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:43.240 evidence everywhere. 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:44.640 There's so much evidence. 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:46.160 Yeah, there's so much. 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:49.440 Well remember when it first starts, it's just like one 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:50.960 clear tear drop. 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:52.880 Oh really that's how you saw it? 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:55.800 Well for me, yeah, it was like it was like 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:58.960 my dick cried one tier of joy. 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:02.480 Uh, okay, you felt good. Yeah, you are bringing back 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:04.600 specific memories. This is so weird. 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:08.960 There's you didn't you didn't do one single tear drop, 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:11.480 or you just started one day the faucet turned on 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:13.600 and you I just. 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:16.120 Said, you brought back like a very specific memory for 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:17.320 me of that exact thing. 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:20.960 Oh you had, so you you do remember when you 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:21.400 just had. 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:25.640 I didn't remember until just now, and I'm like, oh, yeah, 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:28.560 it was like I think it was only pre right. 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:30.960 I think that was just what it was. It wasn't 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:36.680 like a it wasn't a load. Hey, speaking of cum, 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:41.400 I have some I have something. I did it? What 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:43.000 did you do? I did it? What did you do? 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:45.120 I did it? Did you snip? I made the appointment. 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.559 I made the appointment, made the appointment. 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:54.679 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah. 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:54.840 That doesn't stop you from me jack and does it? No, No, 0:08:54.920 --> 0:09:00.360 the loads still still come from what I've told But yeah. 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.840 You still have all the fun of the toy, but 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:02.920 none of the dangers. 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:08.160 Well, so no more live ammunitions. It's all blanks. Well, 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:09.680 when I do it, I haven't done it yet. I 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:11.200 made the appointment. I walked in. 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:16.160 Yeah, can we walk through the science of it? Like science, 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:18.800 what what is the technical term. 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:22.240 For It's called a vasectomy? 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:29.240 Because that is definitely a German scientist who discovered that right. 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:36.840 Totally, because they cut the vas deference. That's that's that's 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:39.200 sick to me. And they're like, well we got to 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:40.680 do it. Yeah, that's cool. 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:44.199 So they cut it off and then they tie it. 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:46.920 Or there's two of them in the sack and they 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:50.400 cut both of them and then I guess they cauterize 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:51.880 it or something. I got to look into that. I 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:52.240 don't know. 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:54.600 Yeah, I think that's to get a blow torch in 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:56.160 there and just fucking tort you. 0:09:56.800 --> 0:09:59.800 I might be confusing, like girls get their tubes tied, 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.040 boys get their their dick snipped. 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:05.160 Yes, yeah, I don't know if there's any literal tying happening. 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.199 I think that's kind of like a cute fun thing 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:09.360 to say, right is it's like a crimp. 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:12.080 Well, why can't we say I don't want to get snipped. Yeah, 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:15.400 let's I would rather get crimped. Maybe we can start 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:19.720 that crimping I'm getting I'm getting my nuts at crimped. 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:21.920 They just make the tube zigzaggy. 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:26.240 I'm gonna I had to get my nuts crimped this weekend. 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:29.760 Crimped kind of like it's eighties day in high school. 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:30.920 We're just crimping our nuts. 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:34.200 We should crimp our pubes and just like change the world. 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:38.560 Oh my god, Yeah, let's for sure start crimping a 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:40.480 lot of our hair on our bodies. 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:41.720 And like fingerwave your pubes. 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:44.240 Yes, sir, I feel like people were like we shaved 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:46.920 to like show that we've got we're cleanly, we're we're 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:47.520 all cleaned up. 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:49.920 We take care of our bodies. But if you style that. 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:55.720 Ship, yeah that's hot, right, mm hmmm, it was an 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:56.600 atom bomb. 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:59.080 Of energy, that's right? Is that what you call yourself? 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:02.120 And the chewing the ice on the microphone? I love 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:04.240 it and I want to thank you for doing that. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:08.480 Blaze you got it on true wis you're not supposed to? 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:10.760 Why go eat tinfoil? 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:13.320 Why don't you get the sparks going? 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:15.960 Well tinfoil? If you got feelings? But what's the what's 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:16.760 the matter with ice? 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:20.760 I think they said, if you true ice, you're sexually frustrated. 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:22.880 Always heard that makes sense. 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.960 Yeah, so I'm gonna be what cool? 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:29.480 Doctor is this like the ozarks doctor? Did you go 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:30.160 see him? 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:33.600 You remember when they say like if you wear green 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:34.320 your horny? 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:37.400 No, that was green em and m's what what I thought? 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:40.200 It was just green if you if you ate green eminem's, 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:41.280 they made you horny. 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:43.679 It's science. What it was like the green dye in it? 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:46.600 Like, why why does green make you horny? Green? The 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:47.680 color makes you horny? 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:54.480 Green the eminem's are actually filled with tesosterone. Hello, I 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:57.520 just remember that back in the day, if you wore green, 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:00.280 the color like you were like. 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:01.679 Code that you were horny. 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:03.240 You're a horny dog? 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:06.079 Yeah yeah what I Oh, well I got green eyes? 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:11.000 So watch o. 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:11.480 Wow. 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:14.840 There is like things to colors, like green makes you horny. 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:18.080 If you see orange, supposedly that color makes you hungry? 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:21.920 Is it orange? Always heard? Is that why McDonald's is yellow? 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:24.560 It's yellow because McDonald's. 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:29.720 It's science. Yeah, because subliminally it makes your you very 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:30.640 very hungry. 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:33.400 So if you wear green, it doesn't mean that you're 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:35.640 necessarily horny because you're not looking at yourself all days. 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:37.679 You're trying to get everyone around you horny? So what's 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:38.320 up with that shirt? 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:38.520 Lake? 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:39.680 Yeah? What are you trying to do to me? 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:42.680 That green shirt? You come on the podcast trying to 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:44.360 get us all horn dogg though, well. 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:46.319 You didn't know, Come on, man, Hello. 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:48.760 Hulk has Hulu has live sports? 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:53.079 Okay, Hulu has live sports everybody. This is in my contract. 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:54.920 That's cool. And you you're getting paid for that. 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:58.280 Yes, since I'm on set for Woke on Hulu, I'm 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:01.600 being paid to wear the Hulu has live sports jersey 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:02.320 everywhere I go? 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:03.480 And are you in Atlanta? 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:04.920 Are you on set right now? 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:07.520 I'm not. I have to wear it offset. That's that's the. 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:11.600 Oh wow, this is a really intense contract that Isaac 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:12.200 made you sign. 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:16.920 A whoopsie, are you there in the at to the 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:18.000 l oh? 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:22.360 I am, I'm in the I'm all the way in it, baby, 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:26.120 all the way in it. I'm just looking for usher 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:26.880 everywhere I go. 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:31.920 I would say I would like to do a tour 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:35.280 and win. And if we do a tour for the podcast, 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:38.360 we got to do a lot of musical numbers, a 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:41.320 lot of like planned musical numbers where like twenty minutes 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:43.160 in we're like, what'd you say? 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:43.880 What do you say? 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:45.760 Bro? And then we get in a fight right and 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:47.920 just goes into it and yeah, and then all of 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:48.520 a sudden, then. 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:51.120 That was kind of our thing, wasn't it. Yeah, our sketches. 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:54.560 Would we pretend our sketch stopped because somebody got hit 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:55.760 and then we're just going to the song. 0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:58.319 Yeah, there has to be a lot of. 0:13:58.240 --> 0:13:59.880 Now you're talking about a cappella. 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:01.880 I do most of my ship's acapella. 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:05.680 But yeah, I mean, hello, you're talking to what was 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:06.560 the name of your team? 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:07.680 Oh, the treble Makers? 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:08.319 Yeah, Blake. 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:10.160 Don't act like you don't know, Thank you. 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:14.640 I don't act like you don't know. Damn son, where'd 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:15.120 you get there? 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:19.400 Somebody just sent me that clip again, some internet person 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:23.600 of it was Dwight Howard talking about one of his 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:26.400 favorite moments with Kobe when Kobe turned him on to 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:28.960 Pitch Perfect and they would watch Pitch Perfect together. 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:31.480 That's tide what. 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:34.080 Yeah, I guess Kobe Bryant's favorite movie was Pitch Perfect, 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:39.720 which I find absolutely hilarious and awesome. You know, damn wow, man, 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:41.000 I'm trying to kick it with Cobes. 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:42.640 R I P yeah, RP. 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:45.240 Mambas, you're trying to kick you with cobes? 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:45.840 Alright? 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:47.920 Does that mean you want to die? 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:50.800 Speaking of I'm gonna do another season of Bad Ideas? 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:54.080 I think so if I do another season of Bad Ideas, 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:55.120 you know who knows? 0:14:55.160 --> 0:14:57.760 That's tie? I scared you mother? Thu Oh that was 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:00.160 like a publicity that was like a pre pubblist, the 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:02.720 thing I wanted not to cry for help. 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:04.480 I love the way your mind works, man. 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:08.400 Yeah, man, I want to kick it with Coke. 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:11.600 So Kobe used to love pitch perfect. I can't wait 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:13.800 to kick it with that dude, because I might be 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:17.880 going to heaven because bad ideas is coming back on 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:20.560 a new platform from the Full Circle. 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:26.200 Man this season, Adam dies, and I'm thinking I'm thinking 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:30.400 of going to a wuhan wet market and eating and 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:33.280 eating bats. 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:32.800 The cause of diary. 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:34.080 I think we all know you need to go to 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:36.400 a lab if it's going to be real risky. 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:43.400 Leawn, Hello, I do that? Sure that said, rest in peace. 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:46.239 Let's give the us flowers. Hey, flowers to Rodney. 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:50.680 Speaking of giving flowers, Conan O'Brien's last night on television 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:54.240 is tonight. And yeah, a few episodes back, we gave 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:56.600 him flowers. I feel maybe we give him some more flowers. 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:58.400 We don't have to talk about them because we did, 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:00.840 but Flowersjackie Be's. 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:03.440 The last guest right coming to a jack you Joiner 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:06.680 Kursy Jackie Black, Jackie Black, Jackie Black Black. 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:09.800 Yeah, Okay, okay, I thought we were still talking about 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:12.280 Jack kay, and it's like that would be a weird 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:16.360 last guess hey Conin Yeah, people are starting to say, 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:19.480 like because like, you know, we mentioned McAfee, McAfee died, 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.520 we gave Conan Conan. 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:25.480 His flowers, Conan Simone Conan. 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:28.520 We gave Conan his flowers. Now he's off air. I'm 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:31.280 starting to think like our podcast might be kind of 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:33.960 like are You Afraid the Dark episode where it's like 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:37.760 whoever we mention goes off the air or dies? 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:41.720 WHOA Okay, right, that's a lot of power. Yeah, I'll 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:42.200 be honest. 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:46.080 I was kind of stoked that, like we dave Conan 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:48.880 his dude before it was like announced. Now everyone's like, 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:50.040 here's a picture of. 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:50.640 Me with him. 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:52.880 I was there when I love him. It's like, well 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:55.760 we did that without him announcing anything, So we're better. 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:57.080 So we won. 0:16:57.440 --> 0:17:01.240 Yes, we just love them, so it is about we rock. 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:02.840 We are actually one. 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:06.399 As far as like the contest of giving flowers, we 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:09.359 gave the best flowers. They were the freshest flowers. The 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:12.119 people that are like sort of posting photos with Conan 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:15.040 now those are like old wilted flowers that are gross 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:16.760 and stinky. 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:19.720 Right, those are like funeral flowers. Ours were like surprise, 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:20.679 here's some flower. 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:24.320 Yeah, ours are birthday flowers, right, just because even better 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:27.080 than birthday. You're right, they are just because they're just. 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:29.720 Because because we love you, and you know, I'd like 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:33.119 to give us flowers for giving those flowers unsolicited. 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:35.800 So if you were a comic or an actor that 0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:41.960 posted with Conan about his last day, fuck you, Okay, fuck. 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:44.280 You, fuck you, well you're going to help you. 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:46.800 You're rotting in hell, you piece of shit. You made 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:49.240 his last day about you. It's about Conan, And we 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:50.800 did that weeks and weeks ago. 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:52.000 Fuck you. 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:54.920 That being said I might post something, I might post something. 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:56.720 Yeah, then we brought it back around and made it 0:17:56.760 --> 0:17:59.000 about us, So like then we did it. 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:01.600 Yeah, hey, well I I kind of helped and made 0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:02.840 sure we didn't know how a little bit. 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:05.280 Thank you a little bit, because it is about us now, 0:18:05.280 --> 0:18:06.160 it is now, it is. 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:11.320 Here's here's I want to rewind a second to when 0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:13.240 Blake was jerking off on this airplane. 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:15.440 Okay, who are you with. 0:18:15.520 --> 0:18:18.040 By the way, yeah, how old were you? Let's I 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:20.160 want to I want some details here. Maybe you don't 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:21.960 want to tell the whole story. Maybe you were only 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:23.680 going to get part of this story, but I think 0:18:23.680 --> 0:18:24.360 it's important. 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:26.720 Well, and what's wild. I just got done texting my 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:29.960 dad about how he listens to the podcast while he 0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:33.640 does his uh his biking, and I'm like, okay, well 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:34.240 the way this. 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:37.280 He's a cyclist as well, it news. 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:37.760 What's up? 0:18:38.040 --> 0:18:40.520 Well, the way this came about is I used to 0:18:42.040 --> 0:18:44.359 because I came from a divorce home, but I still 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:45.640 would go in between. 0:18:45.520 --> 0:18:46.479 Why don't you cry about it? 0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:52.320 My mother and father's house, But I would take a 0:18:52.440 --> 0:18:55.080 plane to see my dad because he lived in southern California. 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:58.560 So I was an unintended minor on planes quite a bit. 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:01.720 So how old were you when you started jerking off 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:02.720 on planes regularly? 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:04.840 Well, so this is what I was talking about on 0:19:04.920 --> 0:19:07.120 yeah about yeah, but still as we were talking about 0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:09.880 how like Game Pro magazines, there was a time when 0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:13.479 like tomb Raider was the hot shit, and like like 0:19:13.720 --> 0:19:16.840 virtual titties were like Laura Cross, Yeah, they were all 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:19.000 up in the buildings. So I'd be flipping through the 0:19:19.040 --> 0:19:22.919 Game Pro and I'd see like dead or Alive Volleyball, 0:19:23.000 --> 0:19:26.560 which was like this da remember that, Yeah, where it 0:19:26.600 --> 0:19:30.399 was just like fake video game titties. But it got 0:19:30.400 --> 0:19:36.320 my young dick on who boy. 0:19:36.240 --> 0:19:39.719 And so once again, how old? 0:19:40.359 --> 0:19:41.520 So it was last year? 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:44.720 We're just like, why are we circling the bowl here? 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:47.960 I know, I'm trying to get any information. You're telling 0:19:48.080 --> 0:19:50.919 all the shit that we're not asking about. I'm asking 0:19:51.000 --> 0:19:51.560 your age. 0:19:51.600 --> 0:19:53.240 I like it, Blake. I like your story, Blake. 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:55.200 I do I like it too. I'm just saying he's 0:19:55.240 --> 0:19:56.720 being cagy with the details. 0:19:56.960 --> 0:19:59.240 I would probably say it was in junior high. Right, 0:19:59.280 --> 0:20:01.879 that's probably when tomb Raider was firing and I wasn't 0:20:02.359 --> 0:20:03.960 you know, I'm still shooting blanks. 0:20:04.040 --> 0:20:05.800 Like I wonder if we could find out exactly what 0:20:05.880 --> 0:20:08.040 flight it was, because there's like records of this, Right. 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:11.560 You were shooting blanks junior high. Bro, Oh my, you 0:20:11.720 --> 0:20:15.480 know that about me. I was full blown loading. 0:20:15.680 --> 0:20:35.800 I was a late bloomer, guys, Sorry time late bloom. 0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:30.080 Here's the science of the visectomy. If you guys want 0:20:30.119 --> 0:20:33.440 it like I don't like it. A vasectomy works by 0:20:33.560 --> 0:20:38.199 stopping sperm getting into a man's semen the fluid that 0:20:38.240 --> 0:20:39.679 he ejaculates. We all knew that. 0:20:39.680 --> 0:20:40.800 I thinking we know what that? 0:20:41.320 --> 0:20:43.760 Well, do you just you just squeeze your dick really hard. 0:20:43.880 --> 0:20:45.040 No, that is true. 0:20:45.080 --> 0:20:46.200 That's one of the techniques. 0:20:46.320 --> 0:20:49.720 Back it up. There's the tubes that carrie sperm from 0:20:49.760 --> 0:20:53.199 a man's testicles to the penis are cut, blocked, or 0:20:53.240 --> 0:20:58.240 sealed with heat. No, oh, they are cauterized corduroid. You 0:20:58.240 --> 0:21:01.840 have to wear corduroys. Right. This means that when a 0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:04.480 man ejaculates, the semen has no sperm in it, and 0:21:04.560 --> 0:21:07.639 a woman's egg cannot be fertilized. So that's the whole point. 0:21:08.400 --> 0:21:11.879 That just flooded me with memories. I actually think I 0:21:12.080 --> 0:21:14.400 did have that knowledge somewhere in my brain for sure. 0:21:15.280 --> 0:21:18.920 Crazy dude. Wow, yeah, fucking flooded. 0:21:19.000 --> 0:21:21.800 Wow, I learned a thing once and uh no. 0:21:21.880 --> 0:21:25.000 I'm actually hell a smart. You just have to knock 0:21:25.080 --> 0:21:27.159 the knowledge loose. And then I'm like, yeah, yeah, I 0:21:27.200 --> 0:21:28.919 knew that, right, right, I knew that. 0:21:29.000 --> 0:21:32.120 I can't explain it exactly, but yeah I knew that 0:21:32.240 --> 0:21:32.560 for sure. 0:21:32.640 --> 0:21:35.840 Yeah. Say it to me and I will confirm. 0:21:35.440 --> 0:21:39.880 That it's true, you know, repeat it back to you. Yeah, okay, So, Blake, 0:21:39.920 --> 0:21:44.680 did you know this that you can reverse it? And 0:21:44.920 --> 0:21:47.720 it's like ninety nine percent reversible. 0:21:47.960 --> 0:21:49.040 I did not know that. 0:21:49.520 --> 0:21:53.760 Wow, it can still wrangle its way, like shit still 0:21:53.920 --> 0:21:56.199 goes on. I had a buddy who I swam with 0:21:56.280 --> 0:21:58.080 who got it and then he was like, didn't work. 0:21:58.320 --> 0:21:59.520 Oh my god. 0:22:00.280 --> 0:22:03.120 Well, it depends on how quickly you're you're blasting. Afterwards. 0:22:03.160 --> 0:22:04.760 You have to clear the chamber. You have to you 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:07.399 have to shoot like, you know, like twenty five times 0:22:07.400 --> 0:22:10.920 to clear it. Really. Yeah, yeah, you gotta God damn it, honey, 0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:13.480 I mean you're clearing it exactly. Do you want another kid? 0:22:13.720 --> 0:22:13.880 Then? 0:22:13.960 --> 0:22:15.800 Let me watch this. It's been a year. 0:22:16.040 --> 0:22:18.640 So are you going to take a big weekend? Are 0:22:18.640 --> 0:22:21.600 you going to take the oculus uh spot. 0:22:21.400 --> 0:22:23.640 To your cabin a romantic weekend? 0:22:24.040 --> 0:22:24.960 Really treat yourself. 0:22:25.000 --> 0:22:27.800 Yeah, really treat yourself and just clear the tubes. 0:22:28.080 --> 0:22:29.760 Yeah, unload the banana clip. 0:22:30.320 --> 0:22:34.400 Oh it feels like something I could throw on the calendar. Yeah. Yeah. 0:22:34.600 --> 0:22:36.760 I feel like she doesn't want to be around you 0:22:36.800 --> 0:22:39.240 on a weekend that you're truly trying to jerk off 0:22:39.320 --> 0:22:40.280 twenty times. 0:22:40.440 --> 0:22:43.160 That's a lot, twenty five. It's a job twenty five. 0:22:43.240 --> 0:22:45.880 Yeah. That you're going to work, right, You're going to work. 0:22:46.000 --> 0:22:46.879 Honestly, guys. 0:22:46.920 --> 0:22:49.040 I like to say it, but I think we have 0:22:49.119 --> 0:22:51.600 a movie idea. I think we slipped and fell into 0:22:51.640 --> 0:22:52.280 a movie idea. 0:22:52.359 --> 0:22:55.640 Oh clear, the chambers disgusting. Don't say it like that 0:22:56.080 --> 0:22:56.959 really slipped it. 0:22:57.760 --> 0:23:00.439 Okay, you're taking the road back to come down. But 0:23:00.480 --> 0:23:03.880 come on now, I'm saying. Four best friends all get 0:23:04.000 --> 0:23:06.439 snipped and they go to a house. 0:23:06.880 --> 0:23:08.760 Kle is starring in this movie. 0:23:08.960 --> 0:23:11.080 Oh Kyle is the least. 0:23:10.960 --> 0:23:13.840 I'm a part of the ensemble. Bro. Yeah, get used 0:23:13.880 --> 0:23:14.159 to it. 0:23:14.640 --> 0:23:18.480 Get used to it, dude, I am used to it. Okay, 0:23:18.640 --> 0:23:20.200 I was just I was wondering. 0:23:19.880 --> 0:23:22.040 Wait, I want to hear this huge comedy. 0:23:22.640 --> 0:23:25.600 No, I'm already rewriting it. One friend gets snipped, My 0:23:25.680 --> 0:23:28.480 one friend gets snipped. Kyle the star of the movie, 0:23:28.520 --> 0:23:31.119 and his three best friends go with him to like 0:23:31.320 --> 0:23:34.560 a house in the desert to do his last twenty 0:23:34.640 --> 0:23:38.119 five ejaculations, and they want to make each one special. Yeah. 0:23:38.160 --> 0:23:39.960 Wait, you guys are gonna be there for me. I'm 0:23:39.960 --> 0:23:40.480 just gonna take this. 0:23:41.440 --> 0:23:45.000 Or they want to make each ejack a special event 0:23:45.119 --> 0:23:45.639 for him. 0:23:45.800 --> 0:23:47.879 Yeah, it's a It's like, you know, he's like coming 0:23:47.920 --> 0:23:50.240 to terms with like he can never create life again. 0:23:50.320 --> 0:23:53.600 So we're like, let's treat each ejaculation like a birth 0:23:53.640 --> 0:23:54.160 of a child. 0:23:54.400 --> 0:23:57.160 Can I flip this a little bit, absolutely and make 0:23:57.240 --> 0:24:00.160 it more of a build a female driven. 0:24:00.920 --> 0:24:04.720 Okay, and that's hot right now, those cells. 0:24:04.760 --> 0:24:10.320 So a woman gets pregnant her husband and they're so happy, 0:24:10.400 --> 0:24:12.120 and he's like, you know what, honey. 0:24:12.480 --> 0:24:14.359 She's like, I'm just done with kids. We can't do 0:24:14.440 --> 0:24:16.040 this anymore, Like it's too much. 0:24:16.680 --> 0:24:18.440 She hates kids. Maybe she hates kids. 0:24:18.440 --> 0:24:22.280 Well, she's she's had, she she's with them. 0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:24.679 She wants to move on from having more kids. And 0:24:24.720 --> 0:24:25.920 he's like, totally get it. 0:24:26.160 --> 0:24:27.840 You know what she has. 0:24:28.040 --> 0:24:32.800 Let's get snipped, right. So he gets snipped and he goes, honey, 0:24:32.840 --> 0:24:35.000 I'm gonna go away for this weekend. I got twenty 0:24:35.000 --> 0:24:36.960 five shots. I gotta bang out. You don't want to 0:24:36.960 --> 0:24:37.640 be around for that. 0:24:38.280 --> 0:24:45.120 He leaves. She has a miscarriage the next day. Oh 0:24:45.240 --> 0:24:51.000 my god. And now she's gotta get to this. Guys, 0:24:51.640 --> 0:24:59.600 I'm sorry, I forgot comedy is dead? Wait? Howat this is? Sad? 0:25:00.000 --> 0:25:01.359 Don't know how you get past the seat. 0:25:01.480 --> 0:25:03.399 Hey, he's setting it up, let's give it. 0:25:03.520 --> 0:25:06.359 I haven't said they haven't said the punchline yet. She's 0:25:06.440 --> 0:25:09.440 got to get to the cabin before there's twenty five 0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:13.239 nut bus because once he passes the nut bus and 0:25:13.280 --> 0:25:15.640 so like you're intercutting from her, like you know, the. 0:25:15.600 --> 0:25:17.520 Car will breakdown, she'll run into her. 0:25:17.560 --> 0:25:24.960 So there's there's truly a ticking cock, oh a chacking cock. 0:25:25.440 --> 0:25:28.000 Yeah, okay, I love that. And maybe the place he 0:25:28.080 --> 0:25:30.080 went is there's no cell phone. 0:25:30.240 --> 0:25:34.959 So exactly there's just porn tapes. Yeah, it's the cabin. 0:25:35.040 --> 0:25:35.600 It's a cabin. 0:25:35.680 --> 0:25:36.840 Yeah, you could come up to the cabin. 0:25:36.880 --> 0:25:39.080 Yes, there's just it was his it was his creepy 0:25:39.400 --> 0:25:42.840 old grandpa who just went there to die and just 0:25:42.920 --> 0:25:45.679 has a wall of dusty old porno tapes. 0:25:45.880 --> 0:25:47.880 Right, and you're inner cutting, so it's just you. 0:25:47.880 --> 0:25:51.359 You're just jerking off to like Christy Canyons or whatever 0:25:52.240 --> 0:25:54.480 whatever old porn Betty Page or something. 0:25:54.560 --> 0:25:57.879 That's great. But his grandpa here or his grandpa dying 0:25:57.920 --> 0:25:59.679 in the movie, Yeah, we could throw that in like 0:25:59.720 --> 0:26:01.199 the like deleted scenes. 0:26:01.560 --> 0:26:03.600 Yeah, maybe in the coda the very very end of 0:26:03.600 --> 0:26:06.360 the movie, after the credits is we like we walk 0:26:06.440 --> 0:26:08.720 back and find him still jerking off of the woods, 0:26:08.760 --> 0:26:10.439 like he goes on a walk. He thought he was 0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:12.480 dead the whole time, but like, yeah, we think he's 0:26:12.480 --> 0:26:15.560 dead and he's still and what is the coda? I 0:26:15.600 --> 0:26:18.639 think that isn't that uh like after the little scene 0:26:18.680 --> 0:26:20.760 after their credits roll. 0:26:20.960 --> 0:26:23.159 Oh it's not like the secret scene. It's like I 0:26:23.160 --> 0:26:26.760 think it's the last last bum, you know, like the 0:26:26.840 --> 0:26:27.480 last notes. 0:26:27.760 --> 0:26:30.639 Yeah, like that's what is That is the led Zeppelin 0:26:30.680 --> 0:26:32.480 album Coda their last album. 0:26:32.920 --> 0:26:36.040 So that was a Come related album? Oh my god, No, wait, 0:26:36.240 --> 0:26:37.560 we're not talking about Come anymore. 0:26:38.160 --> 0:26:42.760 Wait god damn yeah. Hold on, like jerks off on 0:26:42.760 --> 0:26:45.679 one plane when he was nineteen years old. 0:26:45.880 --> 0:26:47.919 And it blew my fucking mind. 0:26:48.080 --> 0:26:50.640 Bro, the jerks off one time on a plane when 0:26:50.640 --> 0:26:53.040 he was in his late teens and suddenly he just 0:26:53.080 --> 0:26:54.280 has Jiz on the brain. 0:26:54.440 --> 0:26:55.600 His brain has come. 0:26:55.960 --> 0:27:00.000 I'm sorry, No, it crossed with because Kyle's dogs names Coda, Yeah, 0:27:00.200 --> 0:27:00.960 Come Soda. 0:27:01.200 --> 0:27:02.120 Oh that's right. 0:27:02.760 --> 0:27:04.600 I wasn't totally out of the blue. 0:27:04.960 --> 0:27:07.600 I was like, wait, where are you getting? Okay? 0:27:07.680 --> 0:27:09.280 I know, I was like, wait, what the fuck does 0:27:09.280 --> 0:27:09.880 happened to my brain? 0:27:09.920 --> 0:27:14.520 Because my dog Coda is also known as Come Soda. 0:27:15.240 --> 0:27:21.040 But I I feel so bad for everybody listening who's like, 0:27:21.240 --> 0:27:22.479 I gotta stop. 0:27:22.600 --> 0:27:27.600 I can't follow it anymore. But it's not that. But 0:27:27.800 --> 0:27:28.280 it's not that. 0:27:28.440 --> 0:27:37.200 Yes, smart, he's a smart guy, smart guy, really really smart. 0:27:37.600 --> 0:27:39.520 I'm like scared to talk because I'm pretty sure I'm 0:27:39.560 --> 0:27:40.160 chunking hard. 0:27:40.280 --> 0:27:42.000 That's good. It's good to be scared to talk on 0:27:42.040 --> 0:27:42.640 a podcast. 0:27:42.760 --> 0:27:44.680 Yeah. No, I'm like, I feel like I'm about, like, 0:27:45.160 --> 0:27:46.680 you know, five seconds behind you, guys. 0:27:46.680 --> 0:27:50.000 I apologize, Yeah, and what about the actual internet? 0:27:50.040 --> 0:27:50.920 You always are. 0:27:52.680 --> 0:27:57.399 Saying, wait, he's gonna get it in three two. I 0:27:57.440 --> 0:27:59.240 get you, guys at the right time, but I put 0:27:59.240 --> 0:27:59.960 it out there different. 0:28:00.040 --> 0:28:06.240 I'm sorry, guys, this is fun. 0:28:02.200 --> 0:28:10.800 Ye, I know, Adam, you're that guy. I'm not the 0:28:11.200 --> 0:28:13.600 It's like, you don't have to eat it just because 0:28:13.640 --> 0:28:17.000 you can. I don't understand. We should establish the animals 0:28:17.040 --> 0:28:19.199 we eat, and then the rest of them we just 0:28:19.320 --> 0:28:22.080 leave the fuck alone. Like chickens are cool. 0:28:22.240 --> 0:28:25.960 Yeah, but in that culture they do eat bats, and 0:28:26.040 --> 0:28:28.400 that culture they are chickens. 0:28:28.640 --> 0:28:29.720 So the chickens of the sky. 0:28:29.960 --> 0:28:33.080 So when you're there, I want to experience their culture. 0:28:33.600 --> 0:28:36.960 And part of their culture is eating bats in some 0:28:37.000 --> 0:28:40.560 places humans, In which case, which would you, guys, eat human? 0:28:41.960 --> 0:28:44.800 Cannibal? Human? 0:28:46.160 --> 0:28:47.840 I don't think I would unless it was just like 0:28:47.880 --> 0:28:51.080 a real perky but that you just use slice like 0:28:51.120 --> 0:28:53.440 a square out of Oh is pop it? 0:28:53.680 --> 0:28:55.840 Oh you're talking torture. I'm talking. 0:28:56.080 --> 0:28:58.040 Well, no, the person's not alive. I'm not gonna eat 0:28:58.040 --> 0:28:58.680 a live person. 0:28:58.800 --> 0:28:59.959 Yeah, okay, But what if? 0:29:00.040 --> 0:29:02.000 Way, what if I was like, hey, guys, I'll give 0:29:02.040 --> 0:29:05.040 you a piece of my haunch and you can cook 0:29:05.080 --> 0:29:07.080 it up and eat it. And it's a surgery and 0:29:07.120 --> 0:29:09.960 it's a planned surgery, and I'm like, I want to 0:29:10.000 --> 0:29:13.040 lose weight, so I'm going to cut some of my 0:29:13.240 --> 0:29:15.720 meat off of my bones and deliver it to you 0:29:15.760 --> 0:29:18.680 guys and have a prized chef come and cook it up. 0:29:18.680 --> 0:29:21.800 Would you grab I would do that to someone. 0:29:21.840 --> 0:29:23.960 I don't know if I would. I think you're actually 0:29:24.040 --> 0:29:26.320 you know what, because I bet your skin is mad 0:29:26.520 --> 0:29:28.120 like sour and salty. 0:29:28.880 --> 0:29:33.480 Yeah all right, No, okay, it's got taste. 0:29:33.680 --> 0:29:36.520 I'll tell you what tastes like soy sauce. 0:29:36.760 --> 0:29:39.880 Yeah, he tastes already. I imagine you are You taste 0:29:39.920 --> 0:29:42.040 like like you're pickled a little bit? 0:29:45.240 --> 0:29:46.720 So was this preseasoned? 0:29:46.920 --> 0:29:49.280 I think? Uh yeah, No, I was gonna say I 0:29:49.280 --> 0:29:51.480 wouldn't want to eat Cole I'd like to eat someone else. 0:29:51.520 --> 0:29:53.480 But the more I think about it, I think you 0:29:53.560 --> 0:29:57.160 gotta you gotta some tasty sour patch kid haunches. 0:29:57.240 --> 0:30:00.000 Ile is the the kim chi of our friends first? 0:30:00.240 --> 0:30:05.640 Sure, No, he's the pickled egg, the pickled cabbage, the 0:30:05.680 --> 0:30:07.240 pickled whatever. I'm just pickled. 0:30:07.520 --> 0:30:09.680 You would want to eat like a piece of like 0:30:09.720 --> 0:30:14.680 a fitness finspirational what do they call the finn finfluenciers? 0:30:14.760 --> 0:30:17.040 You're talking about my other career, Yes, right. 0:30:17.000 --> 0:30:17.280 You would. 0:30:17.280 --> 0:30:19.240 You would want to eat a slice of that that 0:30:19.320 --> 0:30:21.920 butt right there, pearl so Adam Adam? 0:30:22.160 --> 0:30:23.640 So would you eat a little bit of Adam? 0:30:23.680 --> 0:30:25.880 I would eat Adam's butt over your butt, for sure, 0:30:26.000 --> 0:30:28.400 just because I know that the it's a leaner meat. 0:30:28.520 --> 0:30:31.040 It's a leaner meat, for sure. These are two these 0:30:31.040 --> 0:30:33.680 are these are two parallel questions. One is would you 0:30:33.720 --> 0:30:36.800 eat in this? I guess, okay, you're eating Adam over 0:30:36.840 --> 0:30:38.240 me whatever. That's what we got to. 0:30:38.440 --> 0:30:41.880 That's I don't know, because I think I'm like just 0:30:41.920 --> 0:30:45.000 a blick a muscle, and I think it would be 0:30:45.080 --> 0:30:47.000 too tough. I think it'd be too tough. 0:30:47.080 --> 0:30:47.960 Yeah, that's tough meat. 0:30:48.000 --> 0:30:50.560 You need that sweet marbling that Kyle has you. 0:30:50.840 --> 0:30:52.640 But but but let me just say this. Let me 0:30:52.680 --> 0:30:53.040 say this. 0:30:53.560 --> 0:30:56.240 If I'm if I'm eating anybody's butt, it'll be the 0:30:56.240 --> 0:30:57.040 best butt of the group. 0:30:57.080 --> 0:30:57.640 It'll be Blake. 0:30:59.120 --> 0:31:04.560 But that's eating out my butt. You're actually eating there, 0:31:04.600 --> 0:31:07.360 but you're eating out mine. 0:31:08.640 --> 0:31:10.320 I feel like, first out of them, I'm giving you 0:31:10.360 --> 0:31:13.080 my muffin top. That's what's happening. I'm cutting that right off, 0:31:13.080 --> 0:31:16.240 and that's getting that's all fat, that's the delicacy. That's 0:31:16.280 --> 0:31:19.040 good stuff. Bro. You want that though, you do, you. 0:31:18.960 --> 0:31:20.920 Do want You don't want to eat a lot of that. 0:31:21.120 --> 0:31:24.960 But if you are gonna eat a human being, you're 0:31:24.960 --> 0:31:26.720 gonna want some fat in there. You don't want to 0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:27.240 just say. 0:31:27.080 --> 0:31:29.680 I want lean like Buffalo burger style. That's what I want. 0:31:29.960 --> 0:31:32.680 So you want the filet mignon. Okay, I'm a I'm 0:31:32.720 --> 0:31:33.680 more of a ribbi guy. 0:31:33.920 --> 0:31:36.880 Yeah, yeah, No, I don't like I don't like fatty. 0:31:37.000 --> 0:31:40.520 Uh yeah, I'm not into it now. I'm trying to 0:31:40.560 --> 0:31:43.320 figure out what I eat because I'm a vegetarian. Likenles 0:31:43.400 --> 0:31:44.600 got that wag you booty. 0:31:45.040 --> 0:31:46.600 Uh And and by the way, I know you said 0:31:46.640 --> 0:31:48.960 Blake has the nicest ass in the group, and yeah, 0:31:48.960 --> 0:31:51.120 I understand you're getting under my skin. 0:31:51.600 --> 0:31:51.840 Gotta. 0:31:53.640 --> 0:31:55.479 I saw this gift the other day. 0:31:55.480 --> 0:31:57.760 I don't say of your own butt, of my own ass. 0:31:58.880 --> 0:32:01.280 It was from it was from the show, and I 0:32:02.280 --> 0:32:04.560 I forget what it was. But we were in like 0:32:04.800 --> 0:32:08.440 medical uh we're in the hospital and I'm turning around 0:32:08.680 --> 0:32:11.240 and you see it, just the side of my ass 0:32:11.320 --> 0:32:15.720 to hot, hot, HoTT dude, and it was just fucking perfect. 0:32:15.800 --> 0:32:16.000 Man. 0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:17.520 I was like, I almost send it to you, guys, 0:32:17.560 --> 0:32:18.800 but then I was like, I don't want to send 0:32:18.840 --> 0:32:21.880 photos of my own ass to my friends, right, but I'd. 0:32:21.840 --> 0:32:24.640 Rather talk about it. I'd rather talk about it rather 0:32:24.720 --> 0:32:26.320 save it for the pod. Guys. 0:32:26.360 --> 0:32:28.240 I'll tell you right now, do you ever want to 0:32:28.280 --> 0:32:31.200 send me nudes? I'm down. I want nudes from my 0:32:31.280 --> 0:32:34.320 fellas at all times. They they make me laugh. They 0:32:34.320 --> 0:32:35.080 make me all the time. 0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:36.640 Hey, you guys out there, you heard it. If you 0:32:36.680 --> 0:32:38.520 want to send dudes, send it to Blake's DM. 0:32:38.720 --> 0:32:41.240 No, I'm not asking. I'm not asking the general public. 0:32:41.280 --> 0:32:43.720 I want him only from my very close dude friends. 0:32:43.720 --> 0:32:48.160 Subliminally, he meant everyone out there, Blake, I have hold 0:32:48.240 --> 0:32:50.240 on one second, Blake. I have wanted to send you, 0:32:50.560 --> 0:32:53.480 uh some some nudes in the past, but I've been 0:32:53.520 --> 0:32:57.400 afraid that after it goes to your inbox, it might 0:32:58.080 --> 0:33:00.680 skip and step somewhere else. Can we make a pact 0:33:00.720 --> 0:33:03.080 that if any of us send each other nudes for 0:33:03.120 --> 0:33:05.560 a laugh, that which just stops in the inbox and 0:33:05.600 --> 0:33:07.719 it doesn't go anywhere else. When have I ever been 0:33:07.720 --> 0:33:09.920 Where's he gonna go? No fappening. I don't want. 0:33:10.000 --> 0:33:12.640 I'm not gonna fappen in my homies. When have I 0:33:12.800 --> 0:33:16.160 ever leaked nudes? Dude, You're they're safe with me. 0:33:16.280 --> 0:33:18.239 I'm just establishing a pact. That's it. 0:33:18.320 --> 0:33:18.680 Okay. 0:33:18.720 --> 0:33:22.320 Well, see with Blake, Blake's a collector, like if you 0:33:22.400 --> 0:33:25.880 send him, if you send me a nude, it's already gone, 0:33:26.040 --> 0:33:26.840 right it leaked. 0:33:26.920 --> 0:33:28.720 It's not for me, it's for everyone. 0:33:29.000 --> 0:33:32.160 I look at it, and I'm a human snapchat when 0:33:32.160 --> 0:33:35.480 it comes to saving things and digital things. 0:33:35.560 --> 0:33:37.280 Your mind is a Snapchat. 0:33:37.400 --> 0:33:40.120 It'll only yeah, just I see it and then it's gone. 0:33:40.160 --> 0:33:44.160 Then it's just in the deep recesses of my computer 0:33:44.240 --> 0:33:46.560 that I'll never be able to find. With Blake, he's 0:33:46.600 --> 0:33:49.719 going to categorize it. You'll have all the you know, 0:33:50.000 --> 0:33:51.040 it'll be there forever. 0:33:51.680 --> 0:33:57.840 He'll tag it frumpy Zity Kyle. But Fisher's hemis. 0:33:57.920 --> 0:33:59.760 That's why I have to make sure to establish this 0:33:59.760 --> 0:34:02.440 past because I do want to send him, Yeah, I 0:34:02.440 --> 0:34:04.920 do want to send him funny picks. Uh, but I'm 0:34:05.480 --> 0:34:07.760 I'm a little nervous about where they're going to end up. 0:34:07.800 --> 0:34:08.560 Don't be nervous. 0:34:10.120 --> 0:34:10.640 Hey, did you. 0:34:10.680 --> 0:34:14.439 Guys know that Jeffrey Jeffrey Dahmer uh serial killer? 0:34:14.480 --> 0:34:16.080 Absolutely yes, my twin. 0:34:16.239 --> 0:34:19.680 He drilled in people's heads and then he'd pour uh. 0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:24.760 McBride was telling me this. He poured uh fucking orange 0:34:24.800 --> 0:34:27.160 juice in people's heads. So like do he wanted to 0:34:27.160 --> 0:34:30.560 turn them into zombies. It's science. That was like his thing, 0:34:31.360 --> 0:34:32.080 orange juice. 0:34:32.160 --> 0:34:34.799 I don't know about the orange juice detail. But he 0:34:34.840 --> 0:34:39.000 would for sure draw small like lobottomize his victims before 0:34:39.080 --> 0:34:40.600 he would murder them. 0:34:40.680 --> 0:34:43.600 Is that nice or does that mean I guess that's nice? 0:34:43.680 --> 0:34:43.839 Right? 0:34:43.920 --> 0:34:45.879 Well, I don't know. Then they don't know what's happening. No, 0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:49.680 lobottomizing is nice. Way. You guys are just so negative. 0:34:49.760 --> 0:34:50.840 I'm trying to be positive. 0:34:51.840 --> 0:34:55.640 The nicest thing would be to not murder them. 0:34:55.760 --> 0:34:57.920 Yeah, yeah, just go have coffee with it. 0:34:58.040 --> 0:35:00.080 But then if you are going to murder someone, you 0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:02.680 shoot him right in the head. You just murder them. 0:35:02.680 --> 0:35:05.080 But he's not right, so he's the bottomizing them. So 0:35:05.080 --> 0:35:06.640 they don't know what's happening at least, but. 0:35:06.600 --> 0:35:07.920 They still feel things. 0:35:08.080 --> 0:35:10.880 Oh no, but they don't know. But they don't know, 0:35:11.239 --> 0:35:13.720 deser No, this is not good. 0:35:14.360 --> 0:35:17.960 I mean I remember when I was I used to like, really, 0:35:18.280 --> 0:35:21.200 I don't know, I'm not still obsessed with serial killers. 0:35:21.200 --> 0:35:24.920 But my aunt used to have this encyclopedia of serial 0:35:25.000 --> 0:35:26.960 killers at her house, and when I was really young, 0:35:26.960 --> 0:35:27.799 I would always. 0:35:27.840 --> 0:35:28.960 Was she doing these days? 0:35:29.560 --> 0:35:32.239 She's great, she has she loves her cats, she loves me. 0:35:32.360 --> 0:35:34.920 It's all fine, she has a pool, She's an awesome person. 0:35:35.520 --> 0:35:39.640 But this book was like the encyclopedia of serial killers. 0:35:39.719 --> 0:35:45.960 And those books always have like ten pages of crime scene. 0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:47.280 Photos pictures in the middle. 0:35:47.440 --> 0:35:52.080 Yes, and I was like strangely addicted and it would 0:35:52.120 --> 0:35:53.840 scare the fuck out of me. But I was like 0:35:54.320 --> 0:35:57.800 strangely addicted to looking at those photos. 0:35:58.000 --> 0:35:59.160 When did you jerk off to them? 0:35:59.480 --> 0:36:05.080 Whoa could? I love it? Actually? 0:36:05.280 --> 0:36:07.680 I think like the Hentai titties are pretty cool. But 0:36:08.160 --> 0:36:11.640 why is it that every Henty video, the like super 0:36:11.680 --> 0:36:14.560 hot chicks with the giant titties, also have like a 0:36:14.680 --> 0:36:15.759 monster hog cock? 0:36:16.360 --> 0:36:19.799 What is that? There's not just one? Straight up No, 0:36:19.840 --> 0:36:21.960 I don't know Hentai very well. I apologize. 0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:23.480 I'm also not in that world. 0:36:23.600 --> 0:36:27.400 It's like the CGI porno where you're like, you click 0:36:27.440 --> 0:36:29.239 on it and you go this so this could be cool, 0:36:29.280 --> 0:36:31.760 and you're like, whoa, look out good, the graphics have come. 0:36:31.960 --> 0:36:35.280 It's pretty hot, and then it's just a giant vany 0:36:35.400 --> 0:36:38.359 hog on a woman and you're like, it's not really 0:36:38.360 --> 0:36:38.880 my thing? 0:36:39.040 --> 0:36:41.760 Is there any Yeah, well it's some people's thing, okay, 0:36:41.800 --> 0:36:43.359 don't kink shame, okay. 0:36:43.360 --> 0:36:45.320 But it's all of it. I'm saying, is there a 0:36:45.360 --> 0:36:48.120 little something for the freaks like me that's still. 0:36:47.880 --> 0:36:50.360 Like it natch natural cartoon? 0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:50.600 Well? 0:36:50.600 --> 0:36:54.399 Have you looked up Henti woman no dick? Yeah? 0:36:54.440 --> 0:36:57.560 Have you googled that Henti woman no dick? 0:36:57.680 --> 0:36:59.040 That's too much I don't want to get I don't 0:36:59.040 --> 0:36:59.880 want to start googling. 0:37:00.040 --> 0:37:02.680 Then you're in the weeds. Then you're a Hendti guy. Okay, 0:37:02.760 --> 0:37:03.799 you don't want to be a I. 0:37:03.760 --> 0:37:06.080 Don't want to be a Hentai guy, and no, no 0:37:06.120 --> 0:37:07.279 offense to the Hentai guy. 0:37:07.400 --> 0:37:09.759 Maybe try googling specifically what you'd like, you know. 0:37:09.840 --> 0:37:12.680 But like then I'm like, see he's an accidental He's 0:37:12.719 --> 0:37:15.960 like a thank oops this video? How did this come 0:37:16.000 --> 0:37:16.720 into the queue? 0:37:16.800 --> 0:37:24.320 I'm not a familiar Sure is this a demon fucking 0:37:24.360 --> 0:37:24.719 a woman? 0:37:24.800 --> 0:37:24.960 Here? 0:37:25.200 --> 0:37:26.560 Let's click on that, right? 0:37:26.600 --> 0:37:29.680 Yes, this is what. Here's what I'll say about any 0:37:29.880 --> 0:37:34.760 animated pornography. It gets weird quick. It's like a portal 0:37:34.920 --> 0:37:39.080 to bizarre stuff. You know, no kinkshaming, but it gets 0:37:39.320 --> 0:37:41.360 it gets weird. It has a dark side to it 0:37:41.400 --> 0:37:41.839 as well. 0:37:41.920 --> 0:37:44.439 Well, we can kink shame, yeah, we can king shame 0:37:44.600 --> 0:37:47.600 some stuff. Some stuffer is you know, fucking bizarre. 0:37:47.760 --> 0:37:51.719 It's bizarre. Saying it's bizarre doesn't necessarily mean it's shameful. 0:37:51.880 --> 0:37:53.240 It's just saying it is bizarre. 0:37:54.600 --> 0:37:57.840 Right now, let's well, let's dissect the word bizarre. The 0:37:57.920 --> 0:38:02.280 root word by okay, that means the tzar pre bizarre. 0:38:02.400 --> 0:38:07.080 A tzar was a king or a sultant in mid 0:38:07.160 --> 0:38:09.000 century Russia. 0:38:09.120 --> 0:38:13.120 Right were you when you jerked off on flights, Blake? 0:38:13.400 --> 0:38:16.040 I was twenty. 0:38:17.320 --> 0:38:19.440 I don't have a pinpoint date. I will try to 0:38:19.480 --> 0:38:22.600 find the game pro and that got me going, well. 0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:26.560 Well, will you tell us about the plane, the experience, 0:38:27.120 --> 0:38:29.880 the equipment as they call it, what the experience? 0:38:30.239 --> 0:38:30.719 Did you wait? 0:38:30.840 --> 0:38:33.120 Was it a nighttime fly? Was this midday? Were you 0:38:33.160 --> 0:38:34.200 going there in the middle of the morning? 0:38:34.239 --> 0:38:36.480 Tell me about like the seat situation. Who were you 0:38:36.520 --> 0:38:37.239 sitting next to it? 0:38:37.440 --> 0:38:39.719 Is this like a one seat on the other side 0:38:39.760 --> 0:38:41.640 and two on the other because you're just flying from 0:38:41.880 --> 0:38:44.279 LA from what airport to what? 0:38:45.560 --> 0:38:47.799 And what kind of pants are you rock and sweatpants? 0:38:48.000 --> 0:38:51.120 Are these sweatpants? Is middle school? You're unaccompanied? Who were 0:38:51.160 --> 0:38:51.960 you sitting next. 0:38:51.760 --> 0:38:55.680 To There's details that are foggy, but it was not 0:38:55.760 --> 0:38:58.799 a night flight. It was like an afternoon flight. 0:39:00.160 --> 0:39:03.280 Afternoon flight, afternoon flight. 0:39:03.440 --> 0:39:06.160 And there was a gentleman sitting next to me, but 0:39:06.400 --> 0:39:09.480 he was sleeping. He was he was. 0:39:11.480 --> 0:39:16.160 Wow, did you sleep, attack gentleman? There was a gentleman sleeping? 0:39:16.200 --> 0:39:19.400 Next year, I know, I know for damn certain you 0:39:19.480 --> 0:39:22.960 guys must have had an instant in your teenage horniest 0:39:23.200 --> 0:39:26.560 years that you jay oed a time or place that 0:39:26.840 --> 0:39:30.080 was inappropriate or you just should have kept it on. 0:39:30.360 --> 0:39:33.480 Yeah, sure, Blake, we're not talking about us it's it's 0:39:33.520 --> 0:39:35.360 in the hundreds, if not thousands. 0:39:35.400 --> 0:39:38.759 But we're talking about you right now. We didn't go 0:39:38.800 --> 0:39:40.880 on another podcast to talk about it. 0:39:40.920 --> 0:39:44.480 Okay, Hey, yeah, see we bring our dirty stories to 0:39:44.600 --> 0:39:45.440 this podcast. 0:39:45.920 --> 0:39:47.840 It was pre this is important. 0:39:48.040 --> 0:39:49.480 So and what does that mean before? 0:39:49.640 --> 0:39:53.080 Yes, it was before we had oh thank you. 0:39:53.520 --> 0:39:56.680 So you were prematurely I was. 0:39:56.880 --> 0:40:00.759 Prematurely spilling my jo beans on another a podcast. 0:40:00.960 --> 0:40:03.160 Wait, so this is so this is but this is 0:40:03.280 --> 0:40:06.600 pre pre come or this is pre Okay, So you 0:40:06.640 --> 0:40:08.640 just did an air pop on an airplane. 0:40:08.760 --> 0:40:12.080 I did an air pop on an airplane pre air pods. 0:40:12.320 --> 0:40:14.800 So we know that's the time frame. 0:40:14.920 --> 0:40:17.040 Well, that's the best time to do something like that, 0:40:17.080 --> 0:40:19.440 when you're dry popping. Yeah, that's when. 0:40:19.239 --> 0:40:21.360 You can get away with it. Tell your kids so 0:40:21.520 --> 0:40:21.960 you don't. 0:40:21.840 --> 0:40:22.760 Have to clean up anything. 0:40:22.800 --> 0:40:23.319 Well let's not. 0:40:23.560 --> 0:40:25.160 Let's not freeze it like, that's when you can get 0:40:25.160 --> 0:40:25.680 away with it. 0:40:25.800 --> 0:40:27.360 No, this is what I'm gonna tell my kids. 0:40:27.360 --> 0:40:29.920 It is though, and that's why we are living in 0:40:29.960 --> 0:40:33.840 a worse time where now children when they're alone and 0:40:33.880 --> 0:40:36.080 they're just in their horny est state and they're just 0:40:36.160 --> 0:40:38.560 they're they're jiggling on the flight a little bit and 0:40:38.760 --> 0:40:41.759 just the bounce is making their balls just kind of 0:40:42.440 --> 0:40:43.640 just kind of just. 0:40:43.719 --> 0:40:44.160 Right just. 0:40:46.000 --> 0:40:48.120 Off the seat, and the air pressure is kind of 0:40:48.200 --> 0:40:52.200 walking them up. And you know there's a stewardess there 0:40:52.239 --> 0:40:55.400 and she's a living woman, so that's crazy. 0:40:55.640 --> 0:40:57.320 She's a walking, talking woman. 0:40:57.440 --> 0:41:00.000 And then there's a guy who's asleep next to you. 0:41:00.680 --> 0:41:03.040 Is that a weird thing that turns you on for 0:41:03.160 --> 0:41:03.760 no reason? 0:41:03.920 --> 0:41:04.919 That forearm hair? 0:41:04.960 --> 0:41:07.640 He's gone if you're watching space Jam Lola Bunny. 0:41:07.800 --> 0:41:13.080 But nowadays everyone has a goddamn video camera in their 0:41:13.120 --> 0:41:16.040 pocket called a cell phone, and the kids are not 0:41:16.239 --> 0:41:18.200 safe to jerk off anymore, right. 0:41:18.160 --> 0:41:20.319 Thank you. You can't get away with nothing. Because what 0:41:20.400 --> 0:41:20.640 was the. 0:41:20.640 --> 0:41:23.600 Bad worst thing that was gonna happen in the dare 0:41:23.640 --> 0:41:27.360 I say best decade Blakey the nineties? The worst thing 0:41:27.440 --> 0:41:29.440 that was gonna happen is that guy's gonna wake up 0:41:29.680 --> 0:41:33.000 and just see little Froe Blake just all throwed out, 0:41:33.560 --> 0:41:35.680 just yanking his meat stick under. 0:41:35.480 --> 0:41:36.000 A game pro. 0:41:36.239 --> 0:41:38.880 I got a big fucking boner, right, you know, And 0:41:38.920 --> 0:41:41.759 that would be a weird encounter, you'd land we'd have a. 0:41:41.840 --> 0:41:42.560 Laugh about it. 0:41:42.600 --> 0:41:45.480 To have a laugh, he'd tell my dad, Guy next 0:41:45.520 --> 0:41:47.399 to Yeah, the guy next to you definitely just gives 0:41:47.440 --> 0:41:47.960 you a nod. 0:41:48.200 --> 0:41:50.160 He's like, this is important. 0:41:50.280 --> 0:41:52.800 This is also pre nine to eleven. So he'd see 0:41:52.840 --> 0:41:55.000 my father as soon as we got off the flight. 0:41:55.080 --> 0:41:58.680 He'd be like, dude, your son easy. I caught him 0:41:58.680 --> 0:41:59.720 looking at Laura Kraft. 0:41:59.719 --> 0:42:07.680 He alright, all right, they all chest bump. He's all right, yeah, yeah, 0:42:07.719 --> 0:42:09.600 he's all right, all right, all right. 0:42:16.719 --> 0:42:19.480 Back to what durst, you just pitched a really good 0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:22.319 movie because you could have this whole like this. No, 0:42:22.440 --> 0:42:24.920 this lady and her best friend are on a buddy. 0:42:24.719 --> 0:42:28.400 And the best friend is like super pregnant, ready to pop. 0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:29.759 She's not supposed to go. 0:42:29.719 --> 0:42:32.000 And then you just keep cutting the husband having just 0:42:32.040 --> 0:42:34.840 like the weirdest jerk off scenes like twenty five. 0:42:34.640 --> 0:42:36.560 Scenes, right, and then you're back to the action. 0:42:36.440 --> 0:42:38.279 And then you're back to the heartfelt story, and then 0:42:38.320 --> 0:42:39.600 you cut to the dumb dude just. 0:42:39.520 --> 0:42:43.640 Like, right, bro, this is the strangest. 0:42:43.080 --> 0:42:45.879 Well it can also like you, like your original pitch, 0:42:45.920 --> 0:42:47.880 I want to save some of that because you know 0:42:47.920 --> 0:42:50.719 there was some meat on those bones and just to. 0:42:50.800 --> 0:42:51.839 Those balls, so to speak. 0:42:51.920 --> 0:42:54.719 Sure, well, yeah, like some of those scenes should be 0:42:54.760 --> 0:42:58.279 pretty beautiful. Yes, well, because he's dealing with he's really 0:42:58.360 --> 0:43:01.520 finding himself out there and he's really join he's underneath. 0:43:01.080 --> 0:43:03.399 The water outdoor Jack Sessions, for sure. 0:43:03.440 --> 0:43:06.200 He's jerking off. And right as he busts, he catches 0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:06.839 the salmon that. 0:43:08.120 --> 0:43:10.279 It it jumps up for the nut and then he 0:43:10.360 --> 0:43:10.880 grabs it. 0:43:11.640 --> 0:43:13.960 And he grabs it, yeah, just with his bare hands. 0:43:14.120 --> 0:43:16.319 By the lip it's flipping around and then and then 0:43:16.360 --> 0:43:19.359 it cuts to him eating it perfect, yes, exactly. Guess 0:43:19.400 --> 0:43:22.400 what he doesn't have any lowries? What's it going to 0:43:22.480 --> 0:43:23.440 use to season it? Oo? 0:43:24.560 --> 0:43:25.520 Now that's nasty. 0:43:25.560 --> 0:43:27.279 I don't know what is it gonna use? 0:43:27.680 --> 0:43:29.880 Hey, I don't know he needs something salty. I don't know. 0:43:29.960 --> 0:43:32.040 I don't know what he's going to use. Let's let 0:43:32.080 --> 0:43:33.880 the audience decide. 0:43:33.480 --> 0:43:36.200 Adam, what would be salty to your knowledge. 0:43:37.280 --> 0:43:39.440 Something that salty and kind of buttery tats and I'm 0:43:39.440 --> 0:43:39.799 not sure. 0:43:40.280 --> 0:43:41.839 I don't know what is that? 0:43:41.880 --> 0:43:44.279 The description alloy is what it's called. 0:43:44.440 --> 0:43:48.280 Yeah, it tastes exactly like uh from all the loads 0:43:48.320 --> 0:43:54.560 that I've swallowed, uh swallowed, not tasting salty and buttery. 0:43:54.760 --> 0:43:56.319 Salty and buttery, right. 0:43:56.080 --> 0:43:59.720 And is a valid replacement for lowries. 0:44:01.800 --> 0:44:04.640 Or like an old bay or like an old. 0:44:04.800 --> 0:44:05.600 Is that like a seasoning? 0:44:05.640 --> 0:44:08.680 Yeah, it's another season cool tight. 0:44:08.880 --> 0:44:10.840 Yeah, well I think we got some. I was picturing 0:44:10.920 --> 0:44:13.440 like a wild horses running by the guy when he's 0:44:13.520 --> 0:44:14.239 just stroking it. 0:44:14.320 --> 0:44:18.319 Yes, maybe he gets maybe one stops and sees him 0:44:18.320 --> 0:44:21.200 doing right and just looks like he's gonna charge him, 0:44:21.239 --> 0:44:23.360 and then just bows down. You know, horses get like 0:44:23.360 --> 0:44:24.000 a cross. 0:44:23.800 --> 0:44:27.399 The right one hu yeah there, Neil, Yeah. 0:44:27.160 --> 0:44:29.200 One in front of the other and then just bows 0:44:29.280 --> 0:44:31.960 down like it's some sort of magical moment between the 0:44:31.960 --> 0:44:33.879 two of them. And then for the rest of the movie, 0:44:34.040 --> 0:44:36.680 he just rides that butt naked horseback. 0:44:36.800 --> 0:44:39.239 Uh huh oh and he does a hands free e jack. 0:44:39.360 --> 0:44:41.480 Yeah, and he's riding it bareback. 0:44:41.840 --> 0:44:42.120 Yeah. 0:44:42.160 --> 0:44:45.200 That's also kind of a sexual term. There's a lot here, guys. 0:44:45.400 --> 0:44:46.560 Yeah, there's so much here. 0:44:46.680 --> 0:44:47.080 Great movie. 0:44:47.080 --> 0:44:49.640 I would love to spend some moments on this some 0:44:49.719 --> 0:44:52.120 of that, and then also roll through like twelve of 0:44:52.160 --> 0:44:55.360 them quick like oh yeah, yeah, he does it on 0:44:55.400 --> 0:44:57.640 the way up, he bangs. There's twenty five. We have 0:44:57.680 --> 0:44:58.680 to get through twenty. 0:44:58.360 --> 0:45:00.919 Five a love Yeah, you're gonna want to move. 0:45:01.120 --> 0:45:03.560 It all every single cutaway should be a new genre 0:45:03.680 --> 0:45:05.000 for sure, genre bending. 0:45:05.239 --> 0:45:07.760 And guess what it's a it's a ticking cock, right, 0:45:07.800 --> 0:45:10.520 but that cock has a tick twenty five times and 0:45:10.600 --> 0:45:11.399 that's a lot of ticking. 0:45:13.280 --> 0:45:15.640 And what's cool is it by the end when he 0:45:15.880 --> 0:45:19.239 when he gets up to like the fifteen's the late teens, like. 0:45:19.400 --> 0:45:21.719 When the movies when the audience is glued to their 0:45:21.840 --> 0:45:24.840 seats in the screen. Right, it's tough. He can't just 0:45:24.880 --> 0:45:26.160 go back to back pops. 0:45:26.280 --> 0:45:27.719 What about the dark nut of the soul? 0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:29.480 Dark blake? Hit it? 0:45:30.440 --> 0:45:34.600 Yes, points, you give it to yourself. 0:45:34.600 --> 0:45:36.480 There you go, baby, Yes points. 0:45:36.239 --> 0:45:36.799 You earned it? 0:45:37.160 --> 0:45:37.399 Great? 0:45:37.520 --> 0:45:38.200 Thank you? Cool? 0:45:38.320 --> 0:45:41.280 And then you know what, we can show something earlier 0:45:41.320 --> 0:45:43.800 that foreskin shadows what happens later. 0:45:45.320 --> 0:45:47.279 The way you didn't know it was going to be 0:45:47.440 --> 0:45:49.680 back shadows. 0:45:50.000 --> 0:45:51.799 I'm just saying, if we can find something in the 0:45:51.840 --> 0:45:52.560 right vein. 0:45:54.000 --> 0:45:56.560 You, yes, And I don't want to rip off any 0:45:56.560 --> 0:45:58.200 old movie like Shaft or. 0:45:59.680 --> 0:46:06.160 Yes Go There anymore anymore. Wow, he's gotta take a 0:46:06.160 --> 0:46:07.719 sip of beer after that run. 0:46:07.800 --> 0:46:08.680 My boy had. 0:46:08.600 --> 0:46:09.439 To cool down. 0:46:09.560 --> 0:46:10.840 He's gotta wet that whistle. 0:46:11.239 --> 0:46:13.719 But like the soundtrack could be amazing. You could get 0:46:13.760 --> 0:46:14.800 like Jaretha Franklin. 0:46:15.360 --> 0:46:16.960 Oh yes, but. 0:46:19.040 --> 0:46:23.480 Hell yeah, do you guys want to hear some crazy shit? 0:46:23.600 --> 0:46:25.759 Yeah? Wait, hold on, we got some breaking news here. 0:46:26.239 --> 0:46:29.400 I was just in Yosemite for almost a week with 0:46:29.440 --> 0:46:30.240 my family and stuff. 0:46:30.880 --> 0:46:31.600 Hell yeah, bro. 0:46:32.080 --> 0:46:34.680 And first of all, Yosemite is dope. Go check it out. 0:46:35.480 --> 0:46:36.160 It's way dope. 0:46:36.160 --> 0:46:38.960 El cap. There's like some sequoia trees that you could 0:46:39.000 --> 0:46:39.399 drive through. 0:46:39.440 --> 0:46:42.440 That's the really the only national park I've ever been to. 0:46:42.480 --> 0:46:44.320 It's fucking stunning, gorgeous. 0:46:44.400 --> 0:46:48.400 It's crazy. But so we're up there and my little. 0:46:48.080 --> 0:46:53.440 One is like, there's a worm in my poo poo and. 0:46:53.400 --> 0:46:56.400 We're like, huh oh, my god. 0:46:57.160 --> 0:46:59.160 Emma goes to check the duke in. Sure enough, there's 0:46:59.160 --> 0:47:03.040 a little worm going and then we're like, well, he's 0:47:03.040 --> 0:47:06.440 got pinworm. So we have to like all take this medicine. 0:47:06.760 --> 0:47:09.960 And then the next day my big dog is like, Dad, 0:47:10.080 --> 0:47:12.879 there's a snake in a worm in my poop poo too. 0:47:13.239 --> 0:47:16.759 Yeah, there's a raccoon coming out of my penis. He 0:47:16.880 --> 0:47:18.919 was like, he's like, I had a worm too. 0:47:19.080 --> 0:47:21.880 So we're all like boiling her clothes and like changing 0:47:21.920 --> 0:47:25.280 the sheets and like emailing everyone at the schools and stuff. 0:47:25.360 --> 0:47:26.200 Wait, wait, what does that? 0:47:26.239 --> 0:47:26.799 What does that mean? 0:47:26.840 --> 0:47:27.000 Why? 0:47:27.120 --> 0:47:29.280 Worms in your poop? What does that mean? 0:47:29.440 --> 0:47:31.000 So, like, if you're a little kid and you're like 0:47:31.080 --> 0:47:33.200 sucking your thumb all the time, like I guess there's 0:47:33.239 --> 0:47:36.600 like in germs, like somehow there's like eggs that can 0:47:36.640 --> 0:47:40.239 get like left like on your fingernails and stuff like that, 0:47:40.280 --> 0:47:41.799 and then you suck on your thumb and then it 0:47:41.840 --> 0:47:44.280 goes into your body and then worms grow in your 0:47:44.800 --> 0:47:49.879 digestive track and they eat your food, right, and then 0:47:49.960 --> 0:47:51.640 like every once in a while you shit one out 0:47:52.239 --> 0:47:55.120 And like, I'm just checking my dukie every day. Different 0:47:55.160 --> 0:47:58.319 than dookie trends, but it is gnarlist that's cool. 0:47:58.360 --> 0:48:00.680 So how do you check your doukie? Do you do? 0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:02.600 You fish it out of the toilet and like take 0:48:02.640 --> 0:48:04.040 a fork and kind of smash. 0:48:03.840 --> 0:48:06.160 It up and mash it in my hands. I squeezed. Yeah. 0:48:06.160 --> 0:48:07.960 Do you kind of get one of those like garlic 0:48:08.000 --> 0:48:09.640 peelers and kind of run it through that? 0:48:09.760 --> 0:48:14.200 And yeah, how do you check exactly the playdose style? Yeah? 0:48:14.200 --> 0:48:16.239 Do you get kids playdoes? 0:48:16.640 --> 0:48:18.560 These are all good ideas? I should look into it. 0:48:18.560 --> 0:48:20.759 You squish it out, make it look like dreads coming 0:48:20.760 --> 0:48:22.520 out of the little toys, Yo. 0:48:22.920 --> 0:48:24.880 You dookie, and then you just kind of get up 0:48:24.880 --> 0:48:27.360 all weird and you turn around your eyeball it and 0:48:27.400 --> 0:48:30.759 you're like looking for any movement. And then when you're like, okay, 0:48:30.760 --> 0:48:31.120 it's not that. 0:48:31.160 --> 0:48:32.759 Why is this making my butthole itch? 0:48:34.000 --> 0:48:36.279 I mean, hey, I can't. I'm waiting for it, but 0:48:36.320 --> 0:48:37.280 I already took the medicine. 0:48:37.320 --> 0:48:39.400 How big was this thing? Man? How big was the worm? 0:48:39.719 --> 0:48:41.480 Like a half inch long? 0:48:41.880 --> 0:48:44.239 Well that's so, I mean that's pretty big. 0:48:44.320 --> 0:48:46.719 Sorry, I said half a schlong. So it was pretty big. 0:48:48.880 --> 0:48:53.120 So your kids at least six inches. They got some 0:48:53.160 --> 0:48:55.600 big old wambows. I'm down there, I know they did. 0:48:55.719 --> 0:48:56.880 Sure do huge cocks. 0:48:56.920 --> 0:48:58.200 They got my exact same. 0:48:58.560 --> 0:49:02.279 So do the worms get transferred through clothing to other 0:49:02.320 --> 0:49:04.160 people in the house? Why do you have to boil 0:49:04.239 --> 0:49:07.680 everything they can? Oh my god, because like. 0:49:07.719 --> 0:49:09.040 They the eggs. 0:49:09.040 --> 0:49:11.880 There's like eggs on your butthole, like you gotta wash 0:49:11.920 --> 0:49:12.279 your ship. 0:49:12.520 --> 0:49:14.640 It's crazy, clear wild stuff. 0:49:15.040 --> 0:49:18.680 It's cool that your children are investigating their shit intensely 0:49:18.800 --> 0:49:20.480 enough that they saw the worm. 0:49:20.719 --> 0:49:22.799 Yeah, how do you see the first Was it like 0:49:22.840 --> 0:49:23.720 a lot of worms? 0:49:24.280 --> 0:49:24.839 No, it's one. 0:49:24.960 --> 0:49:27.120 So he was three, and he's three and a half 0:49:27.200 --> 0:49:30.040 or whatever, almost a little more. But he just came 0:49:30.040 --> 0:49:33.399 out and was like, there's a worm in and you're 0:49:33.440 --> 0:49:34.719 like what. 0:49:35.160 --> 0:49:36.520 First of all, why are you looking like what? 0:49:36.800 --> 0:49:38.840 Second of all, like he must have felt a little 0:49:38.840 --> 0:49:41.440 squirm or something like that or heard it screaming from 0:49:41.480 --> 0:49:47.080 the toilet bowl. Well, but like Emma didn't believe him 0:49:47.160 --> 0:49:49.560 because you're just like, all right, but then kids. 0:49:49.320 --> 0:49:51.719 Yeah, you think he's making is doing some fun. Make 0:49:51.760 --> 0:49:52.879 believes right. 0:49:53.080 --> 0:49:55.319 We're all about the worm bits in our house too, 0:49:55.440 --> 0:49:56.720 which is like extra confusing. 0:49:56.840 --> 0:49:58.520 There's a dragon in my poop poop? 0:49:58.880 --> 0:50:03.719 Right, I pissed firecrackers, right, But then she checked it 0:50:03.719 --> 0:50:06.040 out and was like sure enough. And then Arnie, we 0:50:06.040 --> 0:50:09.000 were like is he trying to like be part of it? 0:50:09.080 --> 0:50:10.040 Because it got a lot. 0:50:09.880 --> 0:50:13.480 Of attention right right, right right, and we were like, see, like, uh, 0:50:13.560 --> 0:50:15.160 I have worms in my poo poo too. 0:50:15.520 --> 0:50:17.960 Right, Like you have no worms in your poo poo. 0:50:18.000 --> 0:50:18.319 I'm cool. 0:50:18.480 --> 0:50:20.520 You didn't see it was like twice as big, Yeah, 0:50:20.520 --> 0:50:23.359 there's an earthworm and his dookie. It's like, right, that 0:50:23.400 --> 0:50:24.279 doesn't add up. 0:50:24.480 --> 0:50:26.280 You dig that up from the backyard. 0:50:26.440 --> 0:50:29.040 Yeah, why are there roly polleys in your poop. 0:50:29.120 --> 0:50:31.560 There's just like you guys went fishing, there's like minnows 0:50:31.600 --> 0:50:32.000 in there. 0:50:32.360 --> 0:50:33.960 Yeah, dad, check out my turn. 0:50:34.719 --> 0:50:37.040 Did you guys call the big worms bloodsuckers back in 0:50:37.080 --> 0:50:37.399 the day? 0:50:37.680 --> 0:50:38.360 What leeches? 0:50:38.480 --> 0:50:38.680 Oh? 0:50:39.080 --> 0:50:42.680 Like the big earthworms? Yeah, for sure, big earthworms. We 0:50:42.760 --> 0:50:44.120 always call them bloodsuckers. 0:50:44.640 --> 0:50:46.680 No, I've heard them called nightcrawlers. 0:50:46.880 --> 0:50:49.280 Yeah, nightcrawlers because when are they nightcrawlers? 0:50:49.280 --> 0:50:50.200 Because they come out at night? 0:50:50.440 --> 0:50:53.440 Because they come out at night. Yeah, that was the 0:50:53.440 --> 0:50:56.240 most fun thing as a kid when uh we would 0:50:56.520 --> 0:51:00.120 like be camping going fishing the next morning and I 0:51:00.280 --> 0:51:02.520 was like, you got to go find those earthworms, those 0:51:02.600 --> 0:51:05.800 nightcrawlers to uh so we can fish the next morning. 0:51:05.880 --> 0:51:07.879 And then it's just you're hunting. You're covered in mud, 0:51:07.880 --> 0:51:11.239 and you feel like you're doing actual work getting them worms. 0:51:11.760 --> 0:51:14.080 Early bird gets the worm man. That's where the saying 0:51:14.120 --> 0:51:14.560 comes from. 0:51:14.560 --> 0:51:16.399 The worms are cool. So the moral of the story 0:51:16.520 --> 0:51:18.279 is my kids are cool because worms are cool. 0:51:18.960 --> 0:51:23.080 Yea, they did they feel sick? God did they feel? 0:51:23.120 --> 0:51:25.799 You don't even know. There's just parasites. They live in you. 0:51:25.920 --> 0:51:29.440 They eat your food, and I guess like if you 0:51:29.520 --> 0:51:32.280 don't check your dookie. It just takes like three months 0:51:32.320 --> 0:51:34.600 to cycle out. So you guys have all probably had. 0:51:34.480 --> 0:51:36.359 Them for sure. This is the meat worm, do you? 0:51:36.640 --> 0:51:39.920 And I'm always investigating my dukie, So that's weird that 0:51:39.960 --> 0:51:40.799 I haven't seen it. 0:51:40.840 --> 0:51:41.879 With the garlic thing, I. 0:51:41.800 --> 0:51:43.600 Always take it out, smash it up with a fork. 0:51:43.640 --> 0:51:45.120 That's why I kind of that was sort of my 0:51:45.440 --> 0:51:46.200 what I do with it. 0:51:46.320 --> 0:51:46.480 Yeah. 0:51:46.600 --> 0:51:48.360 Yeah, every time I take a ship. 0:51:48.560 --> 0:51:50.319 I shit on a plate and then I kind of 0:51:50.360 --> 0:51:51.480 shake it off into the toilet. 0:51:51.600 --> 0:51:53.000 Yeah, I just eat it, and you guys know that. 0:51:52.920 --> 0:51:55.280 I'm siphoning it through a little thing like you're searching 0:51:55.320 --> 0:51:55.719 for gold. 0:51:56.000 --> 0:51:57.040 Right, that's how we met. 0:51:57.160 --> 0:51:59.360 Well these are Yeah, I'm feeling like maybe we have 0:51:59.400 --> 0:52:03.399 a little olknor face because Carl was talking about Kyle. 0:52:05.320 --> 0:52:07.279 Yes, it's me. I don't have the rape van with me. 0:52:07.440 --> 0:52:10.600 He was talking about the red meat worm's last pod. 0:52:11.160 --> 0:52:13.880 And now all of a sudden, your kids have. 0:52:14.960 --> 0:52:16.799 Is the new saying instead of yolk on your face, 0:52:16.840 --> 0:52:18.080 you got a little worm in your butt. 0:52:18.640 --> 0:52:20.440 I got a little worm in your pool. 0:52:20.560 --> 0:52:22.240 Guys, I got a little worm in my butt. 0:52:24.320 --> 0:52:26.880 Now hear me out, guys, hear me out. Because I 0:52:26.920 --> 0:52:30.839 think this is a really really good idea. Do we uh, 0:52:30.960 --> 0:52:34.880 since we're talking sending nudes to each other, which I'm like, 0:52:35.000 --> 0:52:38.479 I mean, maybe sure, but don't we want to take 0:52:38.800 --> 0:52:49.319 really artful, artistic hardcore porno shoot hard uh and like 0:52:49.400 --> 0:52:50.920 having only fans or something? 0:52:51.480 --> 0:52:51.800 Yeah? 0:52:51.880 --> 0:52:55.080 Yeah, we do, don't don't we don't? 0:52:55.080 --> 0:52:59.600 Don't we interesting phrase of a question. 0:53:00.080 --> 0:53:05.440 Only fans? Maybe we have like a calendar? Maybe did 0:53:05.480 --> 0:53:08.160 I chunk? Did you guys hear that? I'm saying you froze? 0:53:08.239 --> 0:53:11.160 But maybe maybe we do, Adam, Maybe we do. 0:53:11.480 --> 0:53:15.000 Maybe I'm saying we do a maybe we started only 0:53:15.040 --> 0:53:17.840 fans where it's just real hot content from us, but 0:53:18.000 --> 0:53:19.839 and then I kind of walked that back. I think 0:53:19.840 --> 0:53:23.520 what we should do is we just we have like 0:53:23.680 --> 0:53:31.800 really very sexual encounters with maybe with each other. Sensual 0:53:31.920 --> 0:53:34.080 I was gonna say. I said sexual, and what I 0:53:34.120 --> 0:53:35.000 mean is sensual. 0:53:35.040 --> 0:53:38.120 Photos, different things, very different. 0:53:38.000 --> 0:53:41.200 That we sell when we go on tour, and they're 0:53:41.239 --> 0:53:46.480 like calendars we do like sexy calendars, you know, calenders. 0:53:46.800 --> 0:53:48.960 Okay, I love your merch booth ideas. 0:53:49.000 --> 0:53:50.680 This is a merch I got. 0:53:51.200 --> 0:53:55.000 My merch brain is just fireing today. I don't know 0:53:55.040 --> 0:53:56.440 what it is your. 0:53:56.280 --> 0:53:59.280 Merch brain firing. What other thing that we talked about. 0:54:00.560 --> 0:54:03.720 He's boosting. He's just like he's boosting. Everything's a freaking 0:54:04.239 --> 0:54:06.279 opportunity with Yeah, I like it. 0:54:06.400 --> 0:54:12.160 Yeah, firing episode just a calendar, Like, so just twelve 0:54:12.200 --> 0:54:13.960 photos or like, are we talking about one of those 0:54:14.000 --> 0:54:16.279 three hundred and sixty five where you pull one off 0:54:16.320 --> 0:54:16.799 every day? 0:54:16.920 --> 0:54:17.120 Oh? 0:54:17.320 --> 0:54:19.799 Hell, I think I think that's that might be too 0:54:19.880 --> 0:54:21.320 much work and a lot of nudity. 0:54:21.400 --> 0:54:22.880 But think about this. Think about this. 0:54:23.000 --> 0:54:25.000 If on the first day it's just a shot of 0:54:25.040 --> 0:54:27.759 your flaccid penis, and then every day you peel back, 0:54:27.840 --> 0:54:29.520 it's like it gradually getting harder. 0:54:29.719 --> 0:54:31.520 That's going to have to be a big calendar for 0:54:31.600 --> 0:54:34.920 Meah oh, it gets harder. And then and then on 0:54:34.960 --> 0:54:38.600 New Year's Eve you bust. Yes, yeah, New Year's Eve 0:54:38.600 --> 0:54:39.440 if you bust, all right? 0:54:39.680 --> 0:54:42.719 Right, oh wow, so there's like actual Yeah, that's kind 0:54:42.719 --> 0:54:43.200 of interesting. 0:54:43.239 --> 0:54:46.480 Wait, so this just isn't the erection growing you're actually 0:54:46.640 --> 0:54:47.840 stimulating yourself. 0:54:47.920 --> 0:54:49.279 No, well, you don't see it. 0:54:49.360 --> 0:54:51.480 This is a flip book with three hundred and sixty 0:54:51.520 --> 0:54:53.960 five frames, and the first frame is a flaccid wang 0:54:54.080 --> 0:54:57.600 and then the last frame is a ces a cumshot. 0:54:58.040 --> 0:55:00.719 Well, we could release that and then ever say just 0:55:00.760 --> 0:55:04.000 say it's our collective dick. And what we could do 0:55:04.120 --> 0:55:08.279 is take this much photo of just a little one 0:55:08.320 --> 0:55:10.120 in photo of each of our dicks. 0:55:10.480 --> 0:55:11.760 I actually like this idea. 0:55:13.120 --> 0:55:15.920 It's a Frankenstein version of a dick, and it's just 0:55:15.960 --> 0:55:16.879 our collective dick. 0:55:17.000 --> 0:55:18.840 So we're never Frank Weenie, you're. 0:55:18.680 --> 0:55:20.120 Only showing this much of your dick. 0:55:21.040 --> 0:55:23.080 I would be down to put all of our dicks 0:55:23.080 --> 0:55:26.560 together in the photo shop and make a bigger dick. 0:55:26.680 --> 0:55:28.839 Wait, who's the vulture on on the crew? Who's the head? 0:55:28.880 --> 0:55:29.600 Bro? Hang on? 0:55:30.160 --> 0:55:34.120 But I hold up, I said, I said, Frank and Weenie, 0:55:34.120 --> 0:55:35.279 and I ain't get a yes point? 0:55:35.400 --> 0:55:39.680 Oh, yes, points point. I'm gonna go playing traffic yest. 0:55:40.880 --> 0:55:44.120 There we go. You got your points, bro, and give 0:55:44.200 --> 0:55:45.160 you flowers. 0:55:46.080 --> 0:55:48.400 What do you think I'm here for the points. 0:55:48.480 --> 0:55:50.400 We're here for the damn point fowers. 0:55:50.680 --> 0:55:53.080 God, it's so crazy that Adam you took that there, 0:55:53.120 --> 0:55:56.919 because that's exactly what I was thinking, hm with theizzing 0:55:57.000 --> 0:55:59.440 on the New Year's I was gonna say that that's crazy. 0:55:59.520 --> 0:56:02.319 Great mind slow, and that's and that's why it works 0:56:02.320 --> 0:56:03.240 so well together. Jersey. 0:56:03.480 --> 0:56:05.759 Yeah, let's put our heads together, I mean. 0:56:08.440 --> 0:56:11.799 Head on collisions, baby, And I'm not talking crash test me. 0:56:11.880 --> 0:56:12.200 Yikes. 0:56:12.760 --> 0:56:13.000 Yeah. 0:56:13.040 --> 0:56:16.000 And so I think that's like some really cool uh 0:56:16.120 --> 0:56:19.480 merch or n f T Yeah. 0:56:19.160 --> 0:56:21.920 Yeah, that's wrong. Actually, I was thinking that, like all 0:56:21.960 --> 0:56:24.440 this NFT ship I could give a fuck about. But 0:56:24.520 --> 0:56:27.680 doesn't it seem like the best place to drop like 0:56:27.920 --> 0:56:30.200 your nudes or sex tape if you are going to 0:56:30.239 --> 0:56:32.799 do that, right, like make it hell of exclusive? 0:56:33.200 --> 0:56:35.319 Yeah yeah, but what do you what do you want 0:56:35.320 --> 0:56:36.719 from your dropping your sex tape? 0:56:36.760 --> 0:56:38.719 Well, you could still see it. It could still be 0:56:38.880 --> 0:56:42.280 passed around the internet to everyone, but only one person 0:56:42.360 --> 0:56:45.160 actually owns it. You could still like post. 0:56:44.840 --> 0:56:48.040 It wherever, but not if that person has it, yeah. 0:56:47.840 --> 0:56:50.480 Right, like only one person owns it if you make 0:56:50.520 --> 0:56:51.640 it super exclusive. 0:56:51.920 --> 0:56:54.760 Yeah, but you could still it could still be everywhere 0:56:54.760 --> 0:56:55.880 on the internet. 0:56:55.719 --> 0:56:58.600 If that person puts it out there, right, But then 0:56:58.640 --> 0:57:01.360 that devalues it, right, So you're just buying it to 0:57:01.400 --> 0:57:02.080 put it out there. 0:57:02.280 --> 0:57:04.640 There's the whole thing of value is there's only one. 0:57:04.920 --> 0:57:05.799 There can only be one. 0:57:05.840 --> 0:57:07.520 Oh my god, we're so dumb. 0:57:07.560 --> 0:57:10.240 We don't have So you say, come over to my house, 0:57:10.360 --> 0:57:13.640 I have the nude. I will show it to you, 0:57:13.800 --> 0:57:16.520 but you have to pay at the door to see it. 0:57:16.760 --> 0:57:18.640 To see Blake's Blake's gooch. 0:57:18.800 --> 0:57:20.960 Yeah, I think I bet Blake would get the most 0:57:21.000 --> 0:57:23.800 money for for his news, right, that's what I think you. 0:57:23.840 --> 0:57:25.880 I think you would, you would collect the most coin. 0:57:26.080 --> 0:57:28.360 Yeah, I could get behind that. If you watch Kyle's 0:57:28.440 --> 0:57:32.640 n FT, it's like that movie The Ring. We're like, you. 0:57:32.440 --> 0:57:34.800 See his butthole, like the hair, and all of a sudden, 0:57:34.840 --> 0:57:38.800 this fucking girl with long hair curls and sucking date. 0:57:40.880 --> 0:57:42.560 That would be a sick ass NFT. 0:57:42.880 --> 0:57:45.120 Well, how did they not make a ring? Porno? 0:57:45.720 --> 0:57:46.280 Pity? 0:57:46.560 --> 0:57:47.400 This ain't the ring? 0:57:47.560 --> 0:57:51.000 Oh bro, I guarantee you that shit exists, the cock ring. 0:57:51.440 --> 0:57:52.640 It exists, for sure. 0:57:52.960 --> 0:57:56.240 It's just the old ring. Dude, it's somebody's buttole. 0:57:58.080 --> 0:58:02.320 Blake. If you gotta rolls like a crazy serial killer? 0:58:02.600 --> 0:58:05.320 Would you? And they're like, but we expect we want 0:58:05.360 --> 0:58:09.520 him bald? Would you shave your head? What would it 0:58:09.600 --> 0:58:11.120 take for you to shave your head? 0:58:11.640 --> 0:58:18.320 M m mmmmmmmm shave not just a haircut, it's important. 0:58:18.560 --> 0:58:23.440 This is a shaved head situation. Woke has gone seven 0:58:23.520 --> 0:58:27.320 seasons you're already done with woke Okay, right, you don't 0:58:27.360 --> 0:58:28.520 need the money is now. 0:58:28.600 --> 0:58:30.280 I'll tell you what if I'm in this I'm in 0:58:30.320 --> 0:58:32.680 this southern heat long enough, I might shave my damn head. 0:58:32.680 --> 0:58:36.919 I'll tell you right, Hey, God, damn, it's hot as hell. 0:58:36.960 --> 0:58:38.200 I got a sweaty back. 0:58:38.000 --> 0:58:38.480 Of my neck. 0:58:38.600 --> 0:58:42.000 Dude, you are okay, but now you're deflecting. What would 0:58:42.040 --> 0:58:42.439 it take? 0:58:42.680 --> 0:58:45.080 Yeah, this is a great question. What would it take 0:58:45.120 --> 0:58:47.200 to cut your hair? This is a great question. 0:58:47.280 --> 0:58:49.680 Not cut your hair, shave your head. 0:58:49.760 --> 0:58:51.040 Shave your head? 0:58:51.360 --> 0:58:56.959 Uh huh, I mean it would. It would be a 0:58:57.000 --> 0:58:58.880 bit of an identity crisis for me. 0:58:59.560 --> 0:59:00.720 Why don't you cry about it? 0:59:00.760 --> 0:59:01.439 Why don't you cry? 0:59:01.680 --> 0:59:03.520 I would do it for a role though, I would like, 0:59:03.720 --> 0:59:06.360 Thank you God grows back. 0:59:08.440 --> 0:59:10.080 How long would it take you to grow your hair back? 0:59:10.280 --> 0:59:11.400 Two and a half three years? 0:59:11.640 --> 0:59:12.600 I have no idea. 0:59:12.640 --> 0:59:14.439 I mean, you would never because it would go through 0:59:14.480 --> 0:59:17.600 that weird phase that you went through when we lived together, 0:59:17.760 --> 0:59:19.760 where it just was like a little mushroom top. 0:59:20.280 --> 0:59:22.680 You could get back through it, the Guarini phase. 0:59:22.520 --> 0:59:25.440 Yes, where you just look like Corbyn blue like for 0:59:25.520 --> 0:59:26.560 like two years straight. 0:59:26.960 --> 0:59:30.280 Oh, sir, I don't like it. Corkin blue? Who's that 0:59:30.400 --> 0:59:30.840 he was. 0:59:31.040 --> 0:59:35.360 The kid from a high school musical type? 0:59:36.080 --> 0:59:36.600 Nice pole? 0:59:38.000 --> 0:59:39.960 Wow, durors, don't act like you don't know. You don't 0:59:40.000 --> 0:59:40.680 know about Corbyn. 0:59:40.760 --> 0:59:43.400 Blue dude never saw high school musical either. 0:59:43.720 --> 0:59:45.800 Oh okay, stop the presses. 0:59:46.760 --> 0:59:48.840 Are we giving flowers? I'm not giving flowers? 0:59:48.960 --> 0:59:51.160 Okay, So first of all, hang on, you don't watch 0:59:51.240 --> 0:59:56.560 Game of Thrones and high school musical? Are you guys watching? 0:59:56.720 --> 0:59:57.040 Man? 0:59:57.240 --> 0:59:59.800 You gotta watch the good stuff? 1:00:00.360 --> 1:00:01.200 Just shut your. 1:00:01.160 --> 1:00:05.400 Big What are you guys investing in car shows and swimming? 1:00:05.600 --> 1:00:06.520 Jesus Christ? 1:00:08.000 --> 1:00:10.560 You don't watch high school musical or Game of Thrones? 1:00:10.600 --> 1:00:11.200 Get the fuck out. 1:00:12.280 --> 1:00:15.040 At least I seen men in black? Okay, you know what? 1:00:15.120 --> 1:00:19.760 Whoa sh I saw? At least I seen men in black. 1:00:19.800 --> 1:00:21.160 Bro seen men in black. 1:00:21.240 --> 1:00:23.040 This dude brought a gun to a knife five right, 1:00:23.080 --> 1:00:24.280 No more, mister knife guy. 1:00:24.600 --> 1:00:25.160 I've seen it. 1:00:26.200 --> 1:00:26.960 Just got seated. 1:00:27.000 --> 1:00:30.640 He's like, okay, I've seen it, you've seen it. I've 1:00:30.640 --> 1:00:33.040 seen I don't remember the last part where you were 1:00:33.080 --> 1:00:35.840 looking underneath a cat's collar. I don't remember. 1:00:36.040 --> 1:00:37.360 You don't really don't remember. 1:00:37.640 --> 1:00:41.440 They zoom out in the entire universe is just in 1:00:41.520 --> 1:00:44.360 a marble that's in a cat's collar and you're like, 1:00:45.040 --> 1:00:47.360 oh fuck, dude. 1:00:47.280 --> 1:00:49.720 Yeah no, I was too. I probably left the theater 1:00:49.880 --> 1:00:52.400 to go watch Austin Powers again. That's probably what I. 1:00:52.400 --> 1:00:56.200 Did, was like, all right, fair, that's tight. I would 1:00:56.240 --> 1:00:57.320 see you. 1:00:58.680 --> 1:01:01.080 If I leave fifteen minutes early, I could catch all 1:01:01.120 --> 1:01:02.560 of Austin Powers so. 1:01:02.840 --> 1:01:05.000 I can get the minime reveal again. 1:01:05.760 --> 1:01:09.320 Yeah, baby, yeah, I make this shit look good. Thank you. 1:01:09.840 --> 1:01:20.080 Just the two of us, I'll make you horny. Baby. 1:01:21.240 --> 1:01:24.400 We're getting older, we're making we need to be making 1:01:24.520 --> 1:01:27.040 a little bit better decisions. I mean, I remember back 1:01:27.040 --> 1:01:31.680 in the day, me and Austin Anderson, friend of the Pod, 1:01:32.200 --> 1:01:35.080 we would drive up to Santa Barbara when we were 1:01:35.080 --> 1:01:37.320 like eighteen years old, and we'd go to Santa Barbara 1:01:37.360 --> 1:01:40.200 and then we'd walk around and look for open houses 1:01:40.240 --> 1:01:42.680 and meet the kids that were renting their rooms, like 1:01:42.800 --> 1:01:45.760 on what is that's main drag called like playa vista, 1:01:45.840 --> 1:01:49.760 I think, and would go and be like interested in 1:01:49.800 --> 1:01:52.880 like renting a room, and then would be like, well, 1:01:53.560 --> 1:01:55.439 what are you guys doing tonight? Maybe we should party? 1:01:55.480 --> 1:01:57.400 You see our future roommates. 1:01:57.480 --> 1:01:59.800 And high speed bro BoNT and. 1:02:00.600 --> 1:02:04.240 Everyone had parties. So we did that like five different places. 1:02:04.320 --> 1:02:06.520 Almost people murderers, get all. 1:02:06.480 --> 1:02:09.040 These people's numbers, and then at that night we would 1:02:09.040 --> 1:02:11.320 just like call each one and be like, what are 1:02:11.320 --> 1:02:12.680 you guys doing? And they're like, oh, I made it's 1:02:12.680 --> 1:02:15.080 at this party. These guys might rent a room. We 1:02:15.240 --> 1:02:17.720 had no We just wanted to go party. 1:02:17.760 --> 1:02:18.920 And why did you want to do that up in 1:02:18.960 --> 1:02:21.560 Santa Barbara as opposed to where you guys were in college. 1:02:21.360 --> 1:02:23.320 Because it was a fun thing. It was a fun 1:02:23.320 --> 1:02:26.080 thing to go do because we hadn't experienced Santa Barbara yet, 1:02:26.160 --> 1:02:28.160 so we were just like, let's go up uh, and 1:02:28.200 --> 1:02:31.400 then we would end up. We did this like three 1:02:31.400 --> 1:02:32.400 times and we ended up. 1:02:32.440 --> 1:02:33.800 Would you crash at their houses? 1:02:33.880 --> 1:02:36.840 We did twice and one time. This is what would 1:02:37.120 --> 1:02:40.880 kind of percolated his memory was once I tried to 1:02:41.400 --> 1:02:43.960 sleep in the car with Austin, Like we just pulled 1:02:43.960 --> 1:02:45.960 over on the side of the road and just started 1:02:46.000 --> 1:02:48.800 to sleep and he was snoring so loudly that I 1:02:48.920 --> 1:02:52.840 just slept in the yard next to the car the 1:02:52.840 --> 1:02:56.040 car and I remember like it's just people were like, 1:02:56.400 --> 1:02:59.080 I remember just a girl was jogging at like six 1:02:59.240 --> 1:03:03.520 thirty in the morning, I'm like Jesus Christ, you rock. 1:03:04.280 --> 1:03:06.000 You just roll over and start doing push ups, and 1:03:06.000 --> 1:03:07.480 you're like, you gotta get after it. 1:03:07.520 --> 1:03:10.919 I'm right, yeah, just immediately go back to sleep. 1:03:10.920 --> 1:03:11.920 Early bird gets. 1:03:11.800 --> 1:03:14.400 The word I do push ups in my own puke. 1:03:14.520 --> 1:03:16.520 There was a time when I was so drunk and 1:03:16.560 --> 1:03:21.920 I drove down to Orange County from Lave Goodbye, allegedly 1:03:22.080 --> 1:03:25.280 drove down to see Blake at his father's house. Uh, 1:03:25.320 --> 1:03:27.720 And I was so wasted, and I think I did 1:03:27.760 --> 1:03:32.520 some cocaine that night and then made phone calls. I 1:03:32.520 --> 1:03:34.920 remember making phone calls the whole way down and then 1:03:34.960 --> 1:03:38.960 finding a beach and then sleeping on the beach. And 1:03:39.040 --> 1:03:39.800 this is when. 1:03:39.640 --> 1:03:42.800 The listeners go, Yep, that's why he's the sober friend. 1:03:44.360 --> 1:03:46.480 Dude. I slept on the beach and woke up at 1:03:46.480 --> 1:03:49.440 eleven a m. And there was a volleyball game happening, 1:03:49.520 --> 1:03:52.880 like over me, that's amazing. You just woke up. 1:03:53.240 --> 1:03:54.600 You need a fourth man. 1:03:55.040 --> 1:03:58.760 Super sunburned dude. I was fully jean jacketed out too, 1:03:59.040 --> 1:04:02.760 Like I was full. I had jean jacket, sunglasses, pants, 1:04:02.760 --> 1:04:03.400 and just like I. 1:04:03.320 --> 1:04:06.000 Bet you had a really sick trucker hat during that 1:04:06.080 --> 1:04:07.840 time too. I remember, I remember that. 1:04:08.000 --> 1:04:10.320 I feel like there's a detail you're missing, Kle. 1:04:10.480 --> 1:04:11.120 What's the detail. 1:04:11.320 --> 1:04:14.920 Did you not have like a fake silver grill in 1:04:14.960 --> 1:04:16.240 your mouth like teeth? 1:04:17.040 --> 1:04:19.640 Yeah? Probably, dude, Probably. 1:04:19.200 --> 1:04:21.040 Feel like you might have woke up with some fake 1:04:21.200 --> 1:04:22.479 like a fake grill in your mouth. 1:04:22.760 --> 1:04:24.840 Do you think they thought you washed up from the shore, 1:04:25.320 --> 1:04:26.480 they thought you were a pirate? 1:04:26.840 --> 1:04:29.520 Oh my god, a pirate from another time. It's a 1:04:29.560 --> 1:04:30.760 shipwrecked man. 1:04:32.120 --> 1:04:35.520 That it's a dirty brown water pirate. 1:04:35.960 --> 1:04:37.560 Don't touch it. 1:04:37.880 --> 1:04:41.480 Pre Carl from Workaholics. So there's no explanation other than 1:04:41.520 --> 1:04:45.960 you were an insane Captain Jack Sparrow probably pre Captain Jack. 1:04:46.200 --> 1:04:46.400 Yeah. 1:04:46.440 --> 1:04:48.960 I feel like when we were younger, we were just 1:04:49.120 --> 1:04:53.600 more willing to sleep places that weren't pliable. 1:04:53.800 --> 1:04:55.120 Yeah yeah, yeah. 1:04:54.920 --> 1:04:57.680 Well you don't run the numbers in your head of survival. 1:04:57.760 --> 1:04:59.560 You just go, yeah, I'm gonna go to bed right. 1:04:59.480 --> 1:05:02.000 Here, right betting that in the ozarks. 1:05:02.040 --> 1:05:04.720 I'm just gonna find a corner of wherever we're sleeping, 1:05:04.760 --> 1:05:06.760 and I'm just gonna do the hands in the armpits, 1:05:06.800 --> 1:05:08.840 just laying on the glor on the floor style. 1:05:09.040 --> 1:05:10.560 That's for you. That's it. 1:05:10.680 --> 1:05:12.760 I'm gonna just sleep in a little owl's house in 1:05:12.840 --> 1:05:15.360 a tree, folded up in a little ball. 1:05:15.840 --> 1:05:20.200 Oh, Adam doesn't like owls. Why don't you go podcast 1:05:20.240 --> 1:05:21.200 all night with your friends? 1:05:21.720 --> 1:05:24.800 You shut your bait, go talk for another four hours 1:05:24.800 --> 1:05:28.520 about come all right? Yeah, no, that's great. 1:05:28.120 --> 1:05:30.840 Why don't Why don't you put some cum on the table, Grant, 1:05:31.680 --> 1:05:32.720 I'll be over here putting food. 1:05:32.720 --> 1:05:36.680 Put more cum on the table. I have to deprogram 1:05:36.720 --> 1:05:40.120 my children after they listen to your podcast. No, no, 1:05:40.160 --> 1:05:41.520 they'll be proud. They'll be very proud. 1:05:42.080 --> 1:05:47.520 That's gonna live forever, right, Yeah. 1:05:45.680 --> 1:05:47.640 Kyle, when you were getting your hair brush, remember you 1:05:47.680 --> 1:05:49.560 came back and you're like, dude, my mom was like 1:05:49.640 --> 1:05:52.600 brushing my hair and it hurts so bad. I hit her. 1:05:52.840 --> 1:05:57.520 Yeah, I punched. That's I punched my mother. Mama. Yes, 1:05:58.080 --> 1:06:00.520 did I punched my mother? She was home and through 1:06:00.560 --> 1:06:02.520 my hair and it was just punched her or you 1:06:02.600 --> 1:06:04.800 like pushed her away. Oh no, I punched her. 1:06:04.880 --> 1:06:06.520 Well how old were you were you when you were 1:06:06.560 --> 1:06:11.280 assaulting your mother? Because you were a big kid, so 1:06:11.440 --> 1:06:13.200 you punching? You punching your mom? 1:06:13.320 --> 1:06:16.440 Probably big check hands. No, I was probably. I mean 1:06:16.480 --> 1:06:18.720 I was like eight or nine and We played slug 1:06:18.720 --> 1:06:20.800 bug all the time, so it was like punching was 1:06:20.920 --> 1:06:23.360 kind of like what we did, right, but in there 1:06:23.400 --> 1:06:26.080 you with your mom, Yeah, for sure is your mom 1:06:26.160 --> 1:06:28.280 the bug. My mom was was like, yeah, you can 1:06:28.360 --> 1:06:30.320 punch me in the shoulder, but like you have to 1:06:30.360 --> 1:06:33.640 be careful, like be be you know, don't try and hurt. 1:06:34.040 --> 1:06:36.240 But the one time I tried to hurt, I was 1:06:36.320 --> 1:06:39.520 dad hitting you. We're playing a game. It's called punch 1:06:39.600 --> 1:06:42.400 bugs slug Buggy slug bug. 1:06:42.720 --> 1:06:45.240 Did you ever go to school and they're like they 1:06:45.280 --> 1:06:47.240 have to talk with your mom because they're like covered 1:06:47.280 --> 1:06:49.280 in bruises? Did your mom slug you back? 1:06:49.920 --> 1:06:52.920 My mom did hit me back? Yeah? She also year 1:06:52.920 --> 1:06:55.560 old boy, Yes she was. Yes, it was it was 1:06:55.640 --> 1:06:58.040 like a mutual like kind of thing that we would do. 1:06:58.120 --> 1:06:59.920 She was like tough and I was like, you know 1:07:00.160 --> 1:07:02.120 ten or eleven or something like that. But when she 1:07:02.240 --> 1:07:05.080 was combing to mutual, when she was combing through my hair, 1:07:05.080 --> 1:07:08.600 I hit her way too hard. You like this, it 1:07:08.720 --> 1:07:11.040 was very wrong. Where did you hit her? Like the 1:07:11.040 --> 1:07:12.960 shoulder on the shoulder, but you know how you can 1:07:13.000 --> 1:07:15.200 hit like the rustle and then you can also hit 1:07:15.240 --> 1:07:16.920 the bone and like the bone kind of hurts a 1:07:16.920 --> 1:07:18.920 little more. I hit her on the bone and it's like, 1:07:19.400 --> 1:07:23.000 I'm sorry, Mama, but I didn't know. I didn't really know. 1:07:23.200 --> 1:07:27.720 You know, it's a reaction. Sorry, MoMA, where's my mom? 1:07:28.200 --> 1:07:32.280 I got no mom in my headphone? Sorry, mam cat. 1:07:33.160 --> 1:07:33.840 That's intense. 1:07:34.400 --> 1:07:34.640 Yeah. 1:07:34.800 --> 1:07:37.560 I love how she's like grooming you, getting lice out 1:07:37.560 --> 1:07:39.920 of your hair as like a favor A. 1:07:40.360 --> 1:07:42.760 Yeah, it wasn't like a. It wasn't like it was 1:07:42.800 --> 1:07:45.080 like out of nowhere, like she pulled your hair or something. 1:07:45.120 --> 1:07:46.919 This was like she was doing something very. 1:07:46.880 --> 1:07:49.400 Kind for it. Yes, and I took it, yes, to take. 1:07:49.280 --> 1:07:51.439 Care of you. And it just like a knee jerk 1:07:51.520 --> 1:07:53.280 reaction to be like, mom. 1:07:53.440 --> 1:07:55.200 Oh, are we playing the game. 1:07:55.600 --> 1:07:55.800 No. 1:07:56.160 --> 1:07:58.280 It's one of those things where it's like it's funny 1:07:58.640 --> 1:07:59.280 until it's not. 1:07:59.480 --> 1:07:59.560 No. 1:07:59.640 --> 1:08:02.360 I get that though. It's sometimes when you're in pain, 1:08:02.480 --> 1:08:04.080 it's like a it's science. 1:08:04.560 --> 1:08:06.800 It's like the dudes who jump out people at Halloween 1:08:06.840 --> 1:08:08.320 and then just get socked in the mouth. 1:08:08.800 --> 1:08:12.480 Yeah, it's funny until your mom calls us and asks 1:08:12.600 --> 1:08:14.080 if we will take this pod down? 1:08:14.200 --> 1:08:14.360 Right? 1:08:14.400 --> 1:08:17.599 I mean, she had reconstructive surgery. She's fine. It's a game. 1:08:17.880 --> 1:08:18.920 She had to get a nose job. 1:08:19.160 --> 1:08:20.320 You got a new nose out of it. 1:08:22.960 --> 1:08:26.200 Which we're gonna have some hot merch coming down the pipeline. 1:08:26.200 --> 1:08:26.920 If I have my. 1:08:26.960 --> 1:08:35.000 Ways calendars, pornos, then of our buttholes, the photos of 1:08:35.040 --> 1:08:39.080 our dicks, photoshop together as one dick, Frank and Weenie. 1:08:38.840 --> 1:08:40.800 And stay tuned for when we come to your city 1:08:40.840 --> 1:08:42.439 and perform. It's your porno theater. 1:08:42.760 --> 1:08:43.720 Now, would you guys do this? 1:08:43.760 --> 1:08:46.559 Would you release a photo of your butthole? If we 1:08:46.720 --> 1:08:48.720 all took photos of our butthole and then they just 1:08:49.120 --> 1:08:52.120 took it was just we we split the butthole into 1:08:52.160 --> 1:08:53.960 fours and it's just you pissed. 1:08:54.760 --> 1:08:58.880 Honestly, I'm into anything where we're splitting our private parts 1:08:58.920 --> 1:09:01.439 and making one and then people have to guess which 1:09:01.600 --> 1:09:04.920 who is what. Yeah, Like, I think that's so cool. 1:09:05.400 --> 1:09:06.800 Too, That is Arthur. 1:09:07.400 --> 1:09:09.320 This is important. 1:09:09.960 --> 1:09:10.920 That it's important. 1:09:11.160 --> 1:09:12.400 I think I think. 1:09:12.240 --> 1:09:13.600 People would dig it. 1:09:13.800 --> 1:09:16.519 Man, this is important, Like the product will be so 1:09:16.800 --> 1:09:20.040 worth it. It'll be proud of it for my entire life. 1:09:20.320 --> 1:09:23.800 Like you know, wait, you'll see our dick. 1:09:23.880 --> 1:09:25.920 People are gonna lose and be like, yo, this is important. 1:09:25.920 --> 1:09:28.479 Has the best drops they did the butthole drop. Did 1:09:28.479 --> 1:09:30.800 you get it? It sold out? 1:09:31.400 --> 1:09:31.559 Yeah? 1:09:31.600 --> 1:09:32.559 It was weird, dude. 1:09:32.680 --> 1:09:36.120 It's our dick. Blake said it right there. It's called dick. 1:09:36.479 --> 1:09:39.679 I will never ever ever show my dick to the public. 1:09:39.760 --> 1:09:41.080 I will show our dick. 1:09:41.160 --> 1:09:42.880 All the time, every day. 1:09:43.080 --> 1:09:45.000 Collective dick, our collective buttle. 1:09:45.240 --> 1:09:47.600 Should we switch it up though, so like somebody like 1:09:47.680 --> 1:09:51.080 it's it's my base, and then like Adams Space next time, 1:09:51.560 --> 1:09:54.639 Kyle's head like we there's like, however any different versions? 1:09:54.680 --> 1:09:57.000 Oh yeah, oh yeah, if you collect them all. If 1:09:57.000 --> 1:09:58.040 you collect them all. 1:09:57.960 --> 1:09:59.000 You got to collect them all. 1:09:59.640 --> 1:09:59.960 You can. 1:10:00.080 --> 1:10:00.519 I don't like that. 1:10:00.640 --> 1:10:03.120 You can kind of like backpage of Mad magazine. It 1:10:03.240 --> 1:10:06.080 together like folded, and you can, if you know how 1:10:06.120 --> 1:10:08.000 to fold right, you can figure out. 1:10:07.800 --> 1:10:09.880 What all of our dicks look like, or like a 1:10:09.920 --> 1:10:12.360 garbage pail kid puzzle where if you flip them all over, 1:10:12.880 --> 1:10:13.719 it's the butthole. 1:10:13.920 --> 1:10:15.559 That's a really good idea. 1:10:15.720 --> 1:10:18.960 If you clicked all sixteen or whatever of the dicks, 1:10:19.320 --> 1:10:20.919 you flip them all over and you get the butthole. 1:10:21.160 --> 1:10:25.680 Tops get at us. I don't want anything coming at us. 1:10:25.680 --> 1:10:28.080 Well wait, Carl, I thought you liked this idea. 1:10:28.200 --> 1:10:30.040 No, I don't want anything tracing back to reality. 1:10:30.080 --> 1:10:31.360 If you're out, we're all out. 1:10:32.040 --> 1:10:34.000 I like the idea of using one quarter. I don't 1:10:34.040 --> 1:10:36.080 like the idea of giving them a trail to see 1:10:36.120 --> 1:10:38.720 the real thing. Like what, No, it's not. It's a 1:10:38.720 --> 1:10:41.880 trail to see the quartered butthole. Oh yeah, which is 1:10:41.920 --> 1:10:46.320 also a magic eye of Kyle's dick. I mean magic eye. 1:10:46.320 --> 1:10:48.160 I could never do them. Those are tight. 1:10:48.360 --> 1:10:52.679 Oh my god, it's all four of our buttholes. And 1:10:52.720 --> 1:10:56.120 then the magic eye if you stare into it long enough, right, 1:10:57.439 --> 1:10:59.599 is your dick r dick? 1:11:00.080 --> 1:11:04.760 Yeah, but then you're gonna fully see my personal dick. No, 1:11:04.840 --> 1:11:07.120 you'll just see the magic guy. The magic guy outline. 1:11:07.120 --> 1:11:08.439 It's just a magic guy outline. 1:11:08.640 --> 1:11:11.080 Get over it. Yeah, okay, that's cool, as long as 1:11:11.120 --> 1:11:13.200 you're not seeing my own personal dick. 1:11:13.479 --> 1:11:17.599 How do you build a magic eye? Because that? Hey, also, 1:11:17.840 --> 1:11:21.200 I feel good merch bring magic guys back. 1:11:23.600 --> 1:11:25.080 So back to work. 1:11:25.120 --> 1:11:27.160 I worked yesterday with Mark Evan Jackson, who did a 1:11:27.160 --> 1:11:28.600 couple episodes of Workaholics. 1:11:28.840 --> 1:11:30.720 Funny guy, Yes, super funny dude. 1:11:30.760 --> 1:11:33.960 He's been on almost everything, and he was saying, like 1:11:35.000 --> 1:11:38.240 so often young men come up to him and say 1:11:38.280 --> 1:11:41.040 this thing's not gonna suck itself, which is a line 1:11:41.040 --> 1:11:43.160 that he said on our show. And this is like 1:11:43.280 --> 1:11:46.360 super it was like a super straight lace guy. So 1:11:46.479 --> 1:11:48.880 I was wondering if you guys can think of, even 1:11:48.920 --> 1:11:53.080 with snapchat memory, who we gave like the worst case 1:11:53.160 --> 1:11:56.160 scenario roll to where like people come up to them 1:11:56.200 --> 1:11:58.720 and are like quoting the worst fucking life ever. 1:11:59.280 --> 1:12:04.559 Probably just probably the girl who played just Anna and 1:12:04.560 --> 1:12:07.400 then talk about slapping their pussy tours. 1:12:07.840 --> 1:12:09.960 Oh yeah, that's right, that's pretty good. 1:12:10.000 --> 1:12:13.120 Yeah, I don't I don't remember. There's so much of 1:12:13.160 --> 1:12:16.719 the show that I don't remember. Oh yeah, after season two, 1:12:17.000 --> 1:12:20.040 I do not remember three, four, five, six or seven 1:12:20.520 --> 1:12:21.040 at all. 1:12:21.880 --> 1:12:24.000 It's like Game of Thrones, Like I'll see photos and 1:12:24.080 --> 1:12:27.320 be like, oh yeah, kind of well, Like people will 1:12:27.360 --> 1:12:30.840 all the time say something to me that's way off 1:12:30.880 --> 1:12:33.240 the cuff, right, and I'm like, oh am I about 1:12:33.280 --> 1:12:34.040 to fight a man? 1:12:34.680 --> 1:12:37.000 Like they'll just say some ship that I'm just like 1:12:37.040 --> 1:12:39.400 what it's so, I couldn't even tell you. It's just 1:12:39.520 --> 1:12:42.280 way out of bounce and I'm just like I don't know, 1:12:42.800 --> 1:12:46.320 and they're like, that's you said that, that's you, And 1:12:46.360 --> 1:12:48.400 I'm like what, right, and then they have to like 1:12:48.439 --> 1:12:51.920 back explain and then they're disappointed, and I'm like, I'm sorry, 1:12:51.920 --> 1:12:54.599 we said a lot of shit in that show. There's 1:12:54.640 --> 1:12:57.280 a lot of stuff, and you never know what someone's 1:12:57.320 --> 1:12:59.760 gonna like. You know that they're gonna grab a hold 1:12:59.760 --> 1:13:04.080 of like the big catchphrases, the tight buttholes there ready 1:13:04.120 --> 1:13:07.080 for the let's go on, those kind of things, right, 1:13:07.160 --> 1:13:09.880 But like the deep cuts, it's because it's like when 1:13:09.920 --> 1:13:12.280 you watch a show with a group of friends, like 1:13:12.400 --> 1:13:15.559 one little thing might stick out to you, guys, and 1:13:15.600 --> 1:13:17.800 then you say that to each other all the time, right, 1:13:18.000 --> 1:13:20.120 it's science, and then you come to us and we 1:13:20.200 --> 1:13:22.000 don't know what you're talking about. 1:13:22.080 --> 1:13:22.880 A lot of times. 1:13:24.479 --> 1:13:27.679 Well, Blake just stayed here with me this past weekend, 1:13:27.880 --> 1:13:32.439 and he didn't undo the covers, didn't get under the covers. 1:13:32.800 --> 1:13:33.479 He's a monster. 1:13:33.640 --> 1:13:36.160 He slept on top of the covers. And it also 1:13:36.280 --> 1:13:40.479 doesn't even look like he used a pillow. Well, yeah, 1:13:41.120 --> 1:13:43.479 he didn't get under the covers, and it seemed like 1:13:43.560 --> 1:13:46.200 he went out of the way to not use pillows. 1:13:46.240 --> 1:13:48.160 But this is the same dude who in the hotels 1:13:48.200 --> 1:13:50.280 will not sleep on the bed. He'll just sleep on 1:13:50.320 --> 1:13:51.920 the floor with like the comforter. 1:13:52.120 --> 1:13:55.280 Oh yeah, what the fuck is that weird? He'll sleep 1:13:55.360 --> 1:13:59.719 on the floor next to the best He's the weirdest guy. 1:14:00.160 --> 1:14:00.479 I know. 1:14:00.680 --> 1:14:02.880 The fact that he just invited a bunch of people 1:14:02.920 --> 1:14:06.160 over there at three am, then goes to bed, then 1:14:06.280 --> 1:14:10.040 doesn't go underneath the covers. Very nice. It's a very 1:14:10.120 --> 1:14:13.040 nice house. These guest rooms are are great. I could 1:14:13.040 --> 1:14:15.599 see if this is like a dorm room or something, 1:14:15.680 --> 1:14:17.360 and you're like, I don't know, there might be all 1:14:17.439 --> 1:14:20.160 kinds of weird shit underneath. HEAs like, these are linens, 1:14:20.360 --> 1:14:22.280 like you could have slept with linen. 1:14:22.360 --> 1:14:23.559 These are linens and things. 1:14:23.600 --> 1:14:26.519 Honestly, I think in my mind I don't do it 1:14:26.560 --> 1:14:29.519 because I get hot easily when I sleep, so I 1:14:29.600 --> 1:14:30.400 just sleep on top. 1:14:31.000 --> 1:14:31.240 Yeah. 1:14:31.280 --> 1:14:33.920 We also first night explained to him how the thermostat 1:14:34.000 --> 1:14:36.200 upstairs worked. I was like, this is yours, so you 1:14:36.240 --> 1:14:38.200 can do it whatever. If you like it really cold, 1:14:38.240 --> 1:14:39.840 you could just put it really cold. And he's like, 1:14:40.200 --> 1:14:43.920 right on, did not touch the termistad slept on top 1:14:43.960 --> 1:14:49.000 of the coverers though in his clothes. For sure. 1:14:49.320 --> 1:14:50.080 I didn't feel down. 1:14:50.160 --> 1:14:52.920 It just didn't get comfortable, like, didn't even try to 1:14:52.920 --> 1:14:54.240 get comfortable. What's up with that? 1:14:54.800 --> 1:14:57.080 I can't do that. I run hot, I gotta get 1:14:57.080 --> 1:14:58.040 the clothes off. 1:14:58.240 --> 1:15:01.120 Yeah, I mean I was exhausted. I was done. 1:15:01.200 --> 1:15:02.800 Sure, Yeah we were going hard man. 1:15:03.120 --> 1:15:03.799 Yeah we went. 1:15:04.000 --> 1:15:06.559 Sleep better under the covers, man, it's real, like in 1:15:06.560 --> 1:15:08.880 a nice, cool room. I don't know why I was 1:15:08.920 --> 1:15:11.679 so sorry. I yes, it's because I sleep on the floor. 1:15:11.880 --> 1:15:14.000 I slept in my jeans on top of the bed. 1:15:14.520 --> 1:15:17.120 Dude, the more I think, like that weird drunk sleep 1:15:17.160 --> 1:15:20.720 where you're you're not awake, but you wake up like 1:15:20.760 --> 1:15:21.960 you didn't sleep at all. 1:15:22.240 --> 1:15:26.040 Yeah, it's called alcohol poison and you're almost dead. You 1:15:26.080 --> 1:15:29.080 know that weird sleep necessarily but you can't move and 1:15:29.120 --> 1:15:29.880 the room is spinning. 1:15:29.920 --> 1:15:31.000 You know that sleep. 1:15:30.720 --> 1:15:35.320 Prealysis when the grim Reaper visits you. 1:15:36.120 --> 1:15:36.599 You know that. 1:15:37.640 --> 1:15:39.640 Yeah, we know, we don't we know. 1:15:39.920 --> 1:15:42.639 Well, we had a lot of fun this weekend, That's 1:15:42.640 --> 1:15:43.360 all I'll say. 1:15:43.520 --> 1:15:45.960 Oh well, I will say that it took like so 1:15:46.160 --> 1:15:48.559 long to not be drunk for me that next day. Like, 1:15:48.640 --> 1:15:51.519 I understand why you had to stop drinking. Because you 1:15:51.640 --> 1:15:54.719 drink until five six am. You would have been drunk 1:15:54.720 --> 1:15:57.479 for part of that drive home, and you don't want 1:15:57.479 --> 1:15:57.920 to do that. 1:15:58.280 --> 1:16:01.720 Yeah, no, I was making the responsible choice by going 1:16:01.760 --> 1:16:03.000 to bed at three in the morning. 1:16:03.040 --> 1:16:05.559 Yes, would you eat for breakfast on before you left? 1:16:05.760 --> 1:16:07.160 How'd you get your mind right? 1:16:07.760 --> 1:16:10.400 He didn't. He didn't even grab coffee. We have coffee here. 1:16:10.400 --> 1:16:11.920 What did you do for five hours? You hit a 1:16:11.960 --> 1:16:12.400 gas station? 1:16:12.479 --> 1:16:14.559 I called him like like a half hour into his 1:16:14.640 --> 1:16:16.599 drive when I woke up. He's like, yeah, I left 1:16:16.600 --> 1:16:18.160 like a half hour, four five minutes ago something like that. 1:16:18.560 --> 1:16:20.960 And I'm like, oh, cool, you get it. You get 1:16:20.960 --> 1:16:22.840 anything to eat here? And he goes, no, I really 1:16:22.960 --> 1:16:26.880 could use a coffee or something, though, Like you didn't 1:16:26.920 --> 1:16:28.320 stop to get yourself something. 1:16:28.439 --> 1:16:30.760 He's like, no, even before you left the house and 1:16:31.360 --> 1:16:35.360 leaves no trays this time. You don't know where he's been, 1:16:35.640 --> 1:16:36.479 where he's going. 1:16:37.439 --> 1:16:40.479 It's not malicious, dude, I just don't think about it. 1:16:42.080 --> 1:16:43.880 You're a stupid dumb half. 1:16:44.160 --> 1:16:47.280 It's wild though, Like I forgot to eat last week. Yeah, 1:16:47.320 --> 1:16:50.200 there's a kitchen there, there's coffee pods right there. God, 1:16:50.280 --> 1:16:50.920 it'd be nice. 1:16:50.920 --> 1:16:53.400 Look, I had like half a can of Coke zero 1:16:53.439 --> 1:16:55.320 in the car from the day before. 1:16:55.120 --> 1:16:55.200 So. 1:16:56.920 --> 1:16:58.240 I kind of weaned off of that. 1:16:59.040 --> 1:17:01.000 So you're good to go. You're good to go. 1:17:01.200 --> 1:17:02.960 Wait, so when you went to the gas station because 1:17:02.960 --> 1:17:05.479 it's a five hour drive, you gotta go. Yeah, you 1:17:05.600 --> 1:17:08.519 ain't go inside and just get like a fucking joffe. 1:17:10.520 --> 1:17:12.479 Get a game. Stop game. 1:17:12.840 --> 1:17:17.920 Yeah, Blake, we've established you like to jerk off weird scenarios. 1:17:19.000 --> 1:17:21.120 Did you kick it in the car? Did you did 1:17:21.160 --> 1:17:22.160 you know the name? Did you do it? 1:17:22.240 --> 1:17:24.760 I'm reformed, man. That's not how That's not how I 1:17:24.800 --> 1:17:26.680 get down anymore. That was junior high. 1:17:26.800 --> 1:17:28.080 That's not how you are anymore. 1:17:29.640 --> 1:17:32.599 For those of you at home, my front upper four 1:17:32.680 --> 1:17:35.320 teeth are fake. Those are caps, and underneath them is 1:17:35.360 --> 1:17:36.200 crazy fangs. 1:17:36.360 --> 1:17:38.599 Yeah, he's got a nice Joe Biden grill. 1:17:39.479 --> 1:17:43.000 It was a great purchase, made of toilet looked great. 1:17:43.200 --> 1:17:44.400 Oh is that right? 1:17:44.520 --> 1:17:44.680 Yeah? 1:17:44.680 --> 1:17:49.000 They're porcelain. Wow, these are Toto This that's some high 1:17:49.080 --> 1:17:52.800 fancy right there, chompers American standards. 1:17:53.520 --> 1:17:55.040 I might have told the story, but we were at 1:17:55.520 --> 1:17:59.760 like not Scary Farm. Yeah, No, we were at Hunt 1:18:00.560 --> 1:18:05.439 for Universal and we're walking through one of those mazes. 1:18:05.760 --> 1:18:07.800 It was like really dark and there's just like it's 1:18:07.880 --> 1:18:10.920 kind of strobe lights, and she jumped out in front 1:18:10.920 --> 1:18:11.120 of me. 1:18:11.160 --> 1:18:13.720 And she and she was selling a choro. I just 1:18:13.720 --> 1:18:14.519 got pissed. 1:18:15.160 --> 1:18:20.200 Yeah, she was working at the popcorn stand. No, and 1:18:20.560 --> 1:18:22.080 she jumps out and I just socked. 1:18:22.160 --> 1:18:22.679 I just did. 1:18:22.960 --> 1:18:25.599 I did like a rabbit punch and it punched her 1:18:25.600 --> 1:18:27.559 in the face. And then I like went to consoleer 1:18:27.680 --> 1:18:29.880 after I realized, like, oh, I just hit a person 1:18:30.040 --> 1:18:31.960 because I was scared and I just punched him. And 1:18:32.000 --> 1:18:34.200 then I went like, I'm so sorry and went like 1:18:34.240 --> 1:18:36.479 this and then just cupped her titty. 1:18:38.520 --> 1:18:41.759 Yeah, where is this going? And then. 1:18:43.680 --> 1:18:45.559 I go, I go, I'm so sorry, and then just 1:18:45.560 --> 1:18:47.120 like went out to reach her to be like I'm 1:18:47.120 --> 1:18:48.479 so sorry. And I didn't know it was a girl, 1:18:48.600 --> 1:18:49.639 you know, she's run a costume. 1:18:49.720 --> 1:18:49.960 She was like. 1:18:50.000 --> 1:18:51.800 And then I feel this and then I'm like, god, 1:18:51.840 --> 1:18:53.280 I'm sorry. And Chlode's like, what the fuck? 1:18:53.360 --> 1:18:57.880 Adam, Yeah, he held her underwater by the vagina. 1:18:58.320 --> 1:19:01.280 So you you hit her and then he sexually assaulted. 1:19:02.320 --> 1:19:07.240 Yes, I did run Jesus Christ. 1:19:07.760 --> 1:19:09.320 Hey, this is important. 1:19:11.640 --> 1:19:17.240 This is all allegedly and to that these are scary, 1:19:17.880 --> 1:19:21.280 to that scary clown. Adam just he'll be apologizing at 1:19:21.320 --> 1:19:23.600 the end of the pot. I did not mean he 1:19:23.640 --> 1:19:25.479 didn't mean to elbow you in the face and then 1:19:25.520 --> 1:19:29.080 squeeze both your titties and I said it was. 1:19:29.479 --> 1:19:32.640 A little rabbit punch and uh, and then I just 1:19:32.680 --> 1:19:37.800 had to give a honkyn. It was an accident, you know, 1:19:38.320 --> 1:19:41.920 accidents happened. Do you remember when we went to the 1:19:42.000 --> 1:19:43.960 SNL after party and I almost got in a fight 1:19:44.000 --> 1:19:44.799 with Andy Samberg? 1:19:45.160 --> 1:19:46.160 Oh? Yeah, it was. 1:19:46.479 --> 1:19:51.000 It was a weird shouting match of two people not 1:19:51.160 --> 1:19:52.040 listening to each other. 1:19:52.760 --> 1:19:55.679 It was like music was super loud. Jillian was writing 1:19:55.760 --> 1:19:57.920 for sw that season. Remember it was the season we 1:19:57.920 --> 1:20:00.800 were writing Workaholics, and we aren't sure if Jillian was 1:20:00.800 --> 1:20:02.200 going to be able to do it because she's now 1:20:02.240 --> 1:20:05.320 a writer on SNL and we weren't sure if scheduling 1:20:05.400 --> 1:20:06.080 was going to work out. 1:20:06.400 --> 1:20:08.360 We went to go give her her flowers. 1:20:08.040 --> 1:20:10.920 Yes, and she invited us to come stay with her 1:20:10.960 --> 1:20:14.040 for the weekend and see go to like the SNL 1:20:14.080 --> 1:20:16.080 after parties with her and stuff, and we're like, oh, 1:20:16.160 --> 1:20:19.360 hell yeah. And so we go to SNL and we 1:20:19.400 --> 1:20:22.720 go to New York to visit Jillian and we go 1:20:22.760 --> 1:20:25.360 to the after party and Andy Sandberg's there and we're 1:20:25.400 --> 1:20:27.960 all fans and it was cool, and she introduces us 1:20:28.320 --> 1:20:31.679 and the music's loud and he's sitting across the table 1:20:32.120 --> 1:20:36.200 and Jillian goes, Andy, this is my friend Adam Adam. 1:20:36.280 --> 1:20:39.800 This is Andy. And I go, hey, I'm Adam and 1:20:39.840 --> 1:20:42.840 he goes, no, I'm Andy, it's Andy. And I go, 1:20:42.960 --> 1:20:46.120 I know, I know I'm Adham. He's like, it's Andy, 1:20:47.080 --> 1:20:51.479 it's Andy. And I'm like, I know, I know you're Andy. 1:20:51.520 --> 1:20:54.800 I'm Adam right, and he's like, I'm Andy. And it 1:20:54.920 --> 1:20:57.559 was like that went back and forth, and I was like. 1:20:57.600 --> 1:20:59.360 I know you're Andy, I know you're a. 1:21:00.400 --> 1:21:03.639 Jillian runs back in and like went to the bar 1:21:03.760 --> 1:21:06.360 and came back and we're like, he's standing up, We're yelling. 1:21:06.479 --> 1:21:08.439 I'm like, I know you're Andy, I'm a. 1:21:09.120 --> 1:21:12.720 I'm like, what is happening? 1:21:13.479 --> 1:21:16.200 And then and then we had the same agent at 1:21:16.200 --> 1:21:19.000 that time, and my agent called me that next week 1:21:19.080 --> 1:21:21.640 when we were back in the writer's room at Workaholics, 1:21:21.880 --> 1:21:24.559 and he was like, hey, uh, Andy called me and 1:21:24.600 --> 1:21:26.719 said that you guys almost got in a fistfight because 1:21:26.720 --> 1:21:29.599 he misheard you and thought you were calling him Adam. 1:21:30.520 --> 1:21:32.880 I didn't know it got back real yeah. 1:21:32.479 --> 1:21:35.160 And then uh, and then he was like yeah, he 1:21:35.240 --> 1:21:38.400 just wanted to. And actually we squashed it there and 1:21:38.400 --> 1:21:40.000 he was like, oh, I'm sorry. People call me at 1:21:40.040 --> 1:21:41.320 him all the time. It just bugs me. I thought 1:21:41.360 --> 1:21:43.000 you were doing it to like shit on me, and 1:21:43.040 --> 1:21:43.799 I'm like, oh. 1:21:43.760 --> 1:21:46.719 No, I thought you were quoting an old YouTube video. 1:21:46.760 --> 1:21:49.160 I got pissed bro over. 1:21:49.160 --> 1:21:50.880 Back at him over back. 1:21:57.960 --> 1:22:00.000 I jerked off in a TJ Max once. 1:22:00.520 --> 1:22:06.160 And this wasn't. I am shun where. I think we 1:22:06.240 --> 1:22:07.880 might be a little premature on that end. 1:22:07.920 --> 1:22:10.599 I guess, wait, did you because you remember like the 1:22:10.680 --> 1:22:13.679 most legit hiding spot when you were like in oh, 1:22:13.680 --> 1:22:16.679 in the apartment stores, was you'd go through the clothes 1:22:16.720 --> 1:22:17.400 into the middle. 1:22:17.439 --> 1:22:18.559 Oh, yeah, the best. 1:22:19.120 --> 1:22:22.719 Now it wasn't. I must have been like twelve thirteen 1:22:22.880 --> 1:22:23.559 something like that. 1:22:23.640 --> 1:22:25.920 I was at the register and yeah, it was at 1:22:25.960 --> 1:22:26.400 the register. 1:22:26.520 --> 1:22:29.880 I just locked eyes beautiful, like look like a wolf, 1:22:30.240 --> 1:22:31.360 this dude, And. 1:22:32.680 --> 1:22:33.240 No, I was. 1:22:34.160 --> 1:22:37.320 I was sitting in a chair. I'm like waiting for 1:22:37.360 --> 1:22:41.640 my mom to buy shit. Uh, And there's it's just 1:22:41.680 --> 1:22:44.120 TJ Max. There's just shit everywhere. There's not a lot 1:22:44.160 --> 1:22:47.040 of people around. I'm like wearing a big jacket and 1:22:47.520 --> 1:22:49.639 I'm like wearing a coat. You know, it's it's winter 1:22:49.880 --> 1:22:53.120 in Nebraska, and I just I just I just jerked off. 1:22:53.160 --> 1:22:54.040 It was I was bored. 1:22:54.040 --> 1:22:56.040 It was out of boredom, right, it was like a 1:22:56.160 --> 1:22:59.519 jerk off out of boredom. And uh. But then I 1:22:59.600 --> 1:23:02.439 noticed the security guard who was kind of looking at me, 1:23:02.760 --> 1:23:04.920 and it's kind of hard to jerk off and not 1:23:05.160 --> 1:23:09.719 like move move your art. So I think I think 1:23:09.760 --> 1:23:12.840 he probably was like, this motherfucker's jerking off in this 1:23:12.960 --> 1:23:17.160 TJ Max. Right, But then I couldn't stop because it 1:23:17.240 --> 1:23:19.200 was I was too far down the process. So I 1:23:19.280 --> 1:23:21.960 just kept going, even though I'm pretty sure I was 1:23:22.000 --> 1:23:22.840 already spotted. 1:23:23.320 --> 1:23:25.519 Yeah, like spotted, like you spotted your. 1:23:25.439 --> 1:23:30.760 Pants, like you were preeing you were was that the. 1:23:29.479 --> 1:23:31.519 Yeah, the pants were messed up. What I did is 1:23:31.560 --> 1:23:35.320 I went in the bathroom afterwards and threw them away. 1:23:36.240 --> 1:23:38.320 Oh I've done that, And you're like, mom, I want 1:23:38.360 --> 1:23:40.120 to buy these pants. I'm gonna wear them out of 1:23:40.160 --> 1:23:41.000 the TJ Max. 1:23:43.360 --> 1:23:45.000 You threw your pants away, You threw your onion. 1:23:45.080 --> 1:23:50.160 No, not the pants. The undies. Yeah, my Joe boxers, 1:23:50.160 --> 1:23:52.840 my Joe box Oh, Kyle, do tell about you? 1:23:53.600 --> 1:23:58.040 Oh lots of you were jacking off and then shot it. Well, yeah, 1:23:58.080 --> 1:23:59.679 I was jacking off. That was all clean. 1:23:59.720 --> 1:24:02.639 This was no dude, I've just thrown myndies away because 1:24:02.640 --> 1:24:04.760 I have shipped myself before, like a while on a 1:24:04.800 --> 1:24:07.240 shift at Brendan Theaters. Dude, me too. 1:24:07.520 --> 1:24:09.880 We both ship our pants at the same job. 1:24:10.640 --> 1:24:13.000 Do you guys think you ate something? I think we 1:24:13.040 --> 1:24:14.960 threw them out in the same place too, right like 1:24:15.040 --> 1:24:19.800 that next door spot? Fuck it, I love Did you 1:24:19.840 --> 1:24:23.479 throw them out that yummy? You guys ate a place? 1:24:23.800 --> 1:24:24.640 I love? Terioki? 1:24:24.880 --> 1:24:27.920 Yeah, cause bomb dude, they'd give discounts to everybody who 1:24:27.960 --> 1:24:30.760 worked at Brendan Theaters and it was very delicious, but 1:24:30.920 --> 1:24:31.559 it was rich. 1:24:32.479 --> 1:24:33.639 It was it was very rich. 1:24:34.240 --> 1:24:38.120 So you guys like it's happened to me. It must 1:24:38.120 --> 1:24:39.800 have been a few times, but just the one time 1:24:39.840 --> 1:24:42.960 that I really remember it was the stand up comedy 1:24:43.040 --> 1:24:44.439 night that I said in one of the very first 1:24:44.479 --> 1:24:47.080 podcasts and the whole turn right where yeah, the whole 1:24:47.080 --> 1:24:48.280 turt came out and I put it in the pot 1:24:48.320 --> 1:24:49.719 of plant wrapped in a napkin. 1:24:50.000 --> 1:24:50.120 Uh. 1:24:50.760 --> 1:24:55.120 But this, it sounds like it happens fairly frequently to you, Kyle. Uh, 1:24:55.479 --> 1:24:57.120 why do you think that is? Do you think it's 1:24:57.160 --> 1:24:58.960 all the veggies. Do you think maybe you. 1:24:58.920 --> 1:25:01.840 Need No, No, this is something that's been going on 1:25:01.880 --> 1:25:04.320 since I was the meat eater. I just have like leakage. 1:25:05.439 --> 1:25:07.360 Oh you got a seepage situation. 1:25:07.439 --> 1:25:08.559 It's a seep situation. 1:25:08.680 --> 1:25:10.920 Yeah, just like a loose Oh what are we thinking? 1:25:11.040 --> 1:25:12.320 Like your sphincter's loose. 1:25:12.439 --> 1:25:13.519 You blew your O ring. 1:25:13.720 --> 1:25:16.000 No. Sometimes I just pushed too hard to fart and 1:25:16.040 --> 1:25:18.160 then you know, some stuff comes out. You know, it's 1:25:18.200 --> 1:25:21.000 like that's what happens. It is a delicate dance. 1:25:21.080 --> 1:25:24.360 And sometimes you're like I got total control of Nope, 1:25:24.360 --> 1:25:25.439 I just ship my pants. 1:25:25.560 --> 1:25:27.000 I have a fart right now. If you guys would 1:25:27.000 --> 1:25:28.040 like to hear it? Would you like to hear it? 1:25:28.200 --> 1:25:28.599 Yes? 1:25:28.840 --> 1:25:30.920 Yes, yeah I don't. 1:25:31.560 --> 1:25:37.280 I don't, dude. 1:25:37.640 --> 1:25:43.000 Was that real stereo sound now in Doby. 1:25:43.040 --> 1:25:45.400 That didn't sound real at all? 1:25:45.640 --> 1:25:48.840 Was that real band? Smells real bad smells real? 1:25:49.040 --> 1:25:49.120 My? 1:25:50.360 --> 1:25:53.599 Yeah? Yeah, no, So I have I have great farts, 1:25:53.600 --> 1:25:55.840 like fantastic farts, and I always want to hear them, 1:25:55.880 --> 1:25:58.960 and I always want to give my best but performance, 1:25:59.320 --> 1:26:01.320 and sometimes it's it's ship. 1:26:01.600 --> 1:26:02.880 If I may, you may. 1:26:02.920 --> 1:26:05.519 I just want to say, like, based on hearing the 1:26:05.680 --> 1:26:08.120 like slap, the snap, crackle and pop of your buttole 1:26:08.200 --> 1:26:10.320 it does not sound like it's very tight, like I 1:26:10.320 --> 1:26:11.880 feel like things would slip out of that. 1:26:12.040 --> 1:26:15.439 Correct, That's what I'm saying. There was like extra clappite. 1:26:15.080 --> 1:26:18.360 Just but just from the audio, you could tell that 1:26:18.479 --> 1:26:19.479 things could slide out. 1:26:20.040 --> 1:26:22.040 Yeah, I mean it just had a flatness to it, 1:26:22.080 --> 1:26:25.519 you know, kind of like a little too loose and slappy. 1:26:25.760 --> 1:26:26.000 You know. 1:26:26.439 --> 1:26:30.599 Yeah, it pop, I got the film me it pops? 1:26:30.600 --> 1:26:34.240 Correct, yes, yes, correct, Yes, that's in a correct assessment. 1:26:34.320 --> 1:26:36.280 And then you gave it I thought it was all done, 1:26:36.280 --> 1:26:38.559 and then you gave it extra yeah, which tells me 1:26:38.560 --> 1:26:39.800 that's when you're really playing with fire. 1:26:40.000 --> 1:26:41.960 That's when seepage happens. 1:26:42.240 --> 1:26:44.600 Right. It's also when the funniest farts happened, when you 1:26:44.600 --> 1:26:46.240 think you're done and then you hit them again, you 1:26:46.240 --> 1:26:48.400 know what I mean. Of course, little pulsing action is 1:26:48.439 --> 1:26:49.320 good for the comedy. 1:26:49.400 --> 1:26:50.000 It's science. 1:26:50.120 --> 1:26:52.800 We're not saying it isn't right, right, Yeah, but yes, 1:26:52.960 --> 1:26:57.000 it comes with a raw deal where sometimes. 1:26:56.520 --> 1:26:57.599 You shit yourself. Yeah. 1:26:57.600 --> 1:26:59.680 Hey man, you play a fire, you get burned, you know, 1:27:01.680 --> 1:27:02.479 every once in a while. 1:27:02.560 --> 1:27:04.519 I agree, brother, Well you ever, you know when it 1:27:04.560 --> 1:27:07.320 started happening, when I was like obsessed with lighting my 1:27:07.400 --> 1:27:11.000 farts on fire? Torking? Are we talking about talking? Wait? 1:27:11.160 --> 1:27:12.240 Torture? 1:27:13.479 --> 1:27:14.839 Is that what you call it? Torquing? 1:27:15.240 --> 1:27:16.000 We called it torquing. 1:27:16.200 --> 1:27:18.360 Oh that's chorging and versus torking. 1:27:18.600 --> 1:27:19.519 It's not torching. 1:27:20.280 --> 1:27:21.760 We called it torquing. 1:27:22.439 --> 1:27:23.320 Why did you call it that? 1:27:23.560 --> 1:27:25.000 This is just lighting your farts on fire? 1:27:25.040 --> 1:27:25.519 What's the reason. 1:27:25.520 --> 1:27:26.880 I don't know, that's what. That's how I learned it 1:27:26.920 --> 1:27:29.040 at summer camp, and I used to fucking tork it up. 1:27:29.040 --> 1:27:31.959 You know what I think happened. I think they said torching. 1:27:32.360 --> 1:27:35.720 You said torquing. No one told you otherwise. Then you 1:27:35.760 --> 1:27:38.439 took that home from southern as a summer camp. 1:27:38.439 --> 1:27:43.720 From southern camp, Mama, they're out here talking how to 1:27:43.760 --> 1:27:45.080 be more southern? 1:27:46.000 --> 1:27:49.519 Uh? Do you think that? Because torking doesn't make any sense, 1:27:49.560 --> 1:27:51.200 torching makes perfect sense. 1:27:51.560 --> 1:27:54.200 I will say a couple of things. That's possible. So 1:27:54.280 --> 1:27:54.960 that's possible. 1:27:55.360 --> 1:27:56.240 Secondly, cool. 1:27:56.280 --> 1:27:59.240 Secondly, does it have to make sense? Half of this 1:27:59.280 --> 1:28:00.360 ship never makes sense? 1:28:00.479 --> 1:28:01.880 Just what's what's the org? 1:28:02.360 --> 1:28:04.000 Chorging makes a lot of sense. 1:28:06.200 --> 1:28:08.080 Sounds. What is it? It's an on a monopia. 1:28:08.479 --> 1:28:10.640 Let's leave it to the people out there, slide and 1:28:10.800 --> 1:28:13.840 dms let them know if torquing is a thing. 1:28:14.800 --> 1:28:16.840 I feel like we've covered a lot so far in 1:28:16.840 --> 1:28:23.400 this podcast. Guys, we covered is it over come? Did 1:28:23.479 --> 1:28:25.559 you just use the heart? Make you gotta let people know? 1:28:25.600 --> 1:28:26.280 I didn't even know? 1:28:27.520 --> 1:28:29.879 Yeah, Heed, Hey. 1:28:29.680 --> 1:28:31.880 Todd, if we could just ISO that on the mix, 1:28:31.960 --> 1:28:32.840 that'd be great, ye. 1:28:32.960 --> 1:28:35.479 And Todd, let's ISO that on the mix and then 1:28:35.520 --> 1:28:40.200 bring it back right now mm hmm, just so everyone 1:28:40.280 --> 1:28:41.080 can really. 1:28:40.920 --> 1:28:44.640 Sound like, No, it didn't. Let's and let's ISO it 1:28:44.640 --> 1:28:49.360 again to compare. Okay, see it didn't really sound. 1:28:49.200 --> 1:28:51.080 Like that, all right, See it did not sound. 1:28:51.000 --> 1:28:54.080 And now run that. Run that right by my audio 1:28:54.120 --> 1:28:55.760 clip as well, and put them back to back. 1:29:00.120 --> 1:29:02.439 And then now can you, yeah, can you play the 1:29:02.439 --> 1:29:04.880 one from the last episode, please, well that one. 1:29:05.040 --> 1:29:06.880 I wasn't doing an impression of that one, but. 1:29:06.920 --> 1:29:08.639 Now I want to just do a side by side. 1:29:08.800 --> 1:29:10.679 I just want to do a side by side if 1:29:10.680 --> 1:29:11.480 that's possible. 1:29:11.560 --> 1:29:18.160 All right, Okay, thank you Todd. 1:29:19.200 --> 1:29:22.680 So thank you Todd, Thank you Todd, thank you to 1:29:23.080 --> 1:29:23.840 thank god. 1:29:24.240 --> 1:29:26.479 That's pretty good. We did that one more time. Thank 1:29:26.520 --> 1:29:30.479 you Todd. You got it. 1:29:30.920 --> 1:29:32.759 You got it, baby, really good stuff. 1:29:32.800 --> 1:29:33.120 Guys. 1:29:34.720 --> 1:29:38.439 Guys, I'm in Texas right now, and uh as you 1:29:38.479 --> 1:29:42.080 could tell Houston. We're in Houston. We have a problem, 1:29:42.120 --> 1:29:44.880 and uh my dad is here. If you guys would 1:29:44.920 --> 1:29:46.160 like to say a quick hello. 1:29:46.479 --> 1:29:47.960 Hey, yeah, is this. 1:29:47.960 --> 1:29:49.439 Our first guest on the podcast? 1:29:49.520 --> 1:29:50.599 This is our first guest? 1:29:50.680 --> 1:29:53.519 Whoa first guest here? 1:29:53.600 --> 1:29:56.559 Well, I'll let them talk for just just a few 1:29:56.560 --> 1:30:00.200 minutes because I'm a whore for this hot pub and 1:30:00.240 --> 1:30:01.960 I gotta get I gotta get back to it. But 1:30:02.080 --> 1:30:04.080 he does want to know why you guys haven't reached 1:30:04.080 --> 1:30:05.400 out about his kidser diagnosis. 1:30:05.439 --> 1:30:09.439 Okay, here you go, Oh okay, okay, what do you 1:30:09.479 --> 1:30:15.920 want to hug and a kiss? Shee hey, buddy's right here. 1:30:15.920 --> 1:30:21.800 It's beaming Dennis d dude, legendary dad on the pod. 1:30:21.920 --> 1:30:24.719 First guest ever. I would like it no other way. 1:30:24.800 --> 1:30:25.479 How are you my? 1:30:26.040 --> 1:30:29.080 I'm good. I'm good, killing cancer one cell at a time. 1:30:29.360 --> 1:30:30.919 Yeah, hell yeah, dude. 1:30:30.760 --> 1:30:32.800 Hell yeah, fighting that good fight. Shit. 1:30:32.920 --> 1:30:36.720 Yeah, I mean we heard your still ripping bongs and 1:30:36.760 --> 1:30:38.360 all that, and we're in good spirits. 1:30:38.560 --> 1:30:42.040 Oh hell yeah, that's the kids. Didn't believe me when 1:30:42.080 --> 1:30:45.040 I talked to the doctors and the ozarks, and they said, yeah, 1:30:45.200 --> 1:30:49.160 blaze away and uh and then we come here and 1:30:49.439 --> 1:30:51.840 so the best doctors in the world say, shit, you 1:30:51.880 --> 1:30:56.960 got it, smoke it sabby, and there's there's still wanting 1:30:57.000 --> 1:30:57.799 another opinion. 1:30:58.200 --> 1:30:59.880 No, that's the only opinion that. 1:31:01.040 --> 1:31:05.320 Hell, yeah, that's right, that's right. They said, just don't 1:31:05.320 --> 1:31:06.479 make that your first question. 1:31:06.720 --> 1:31:09.760 Yeah, how's how's how's Houston treating you? Are they? Are 1:31:09.800 --> 1:31:11.040 they doing you right? And all that? 1:31:11.880 --> 1:31:17.400 Houston's good? But saw some baseball, saw little basketball. 1:31:16.960 --> 1:31:17.400 That's right. 1:31:17.600 --> 1:31:19.400 So yeah, everything's good. 1:31:19.560 --> 1:31:22.479 Right, So what's the deal you're doing chemo? Do you 1:31:22.520 --> 1:31:24.600 get to like have local grub or are you on 1:31:24.640 --> 1:31:26.320 a certain diet that they got you off for this? 1:31:27.120 --> 1:31:27.200 No? 1:31:27.400 --> 1:31:30.920 In fact, they told me to eat everything, so I did. 1:31:31.280 --> 1:31:33.000 I gained fifteen freaking pounds. 1:31:33.080 --> 1:31:35.120 Now we're talking really, I'm gonna be. 1:31:35.080 --> 1:31:37.040 The only fat cancer survivor. 1:31:39.439 --> 1:31:41.320 That's the secret. That's how you beat it, dude. 1:31:43.080 --> 1:31:45.280 Yeah, feed dead cancer, feed dead. 1:31:45.320 --> 1:31:47.840 Yeah, dude, gosh, we're fucking rooting for you. 1:31:47.880 --> 1:31:48.080 Brother. 1:31:48.960 --> 1:31:49.720 Well thanks, ma'am. 1:31:50.000 --> 1:31:54.000 Yeah, I really feel like it's an excuse for obesity 1:31:54.120 --> 1:31:56.400 for yeah dad to get his fat. I'm not even 1:31:56.439 --> 1:32:01.439 convinced he has cancer. Right, Like, he'll have like eight 1:32:01.479 --> 1:32:05.840 helpings of something and he's like the doctor said, and 1:32:05.880 --> 1:32:10.760 now he's got man, he's got some serious squeeze ability there. 1:32:11.080 --> 1:32:13.240 Welcome to the party. They feel good. 1:32:13.400 --> 1:32:16.280 Yeah, buddy, when you like go downstairs quickly and they shake. 1:32:16.560 --> 1:32:18.200 Oh yeah, I love that feeling. 1:32:19.439 --> 1:32:21.680 Yea. Is Adam getting you any voice over work with 1:32:21.760 --> 1:32:24.200 this new smoky tone, You've got. 1:32:24.200 --> 1:32:26.200 No, No, you sound cool as fuck. 1:32:26.760 --> 1:32:27.760 Talk to his agents. 1:32:27.840 --> 1:32:29.840 Yeah, I'm gonna have to you know what I mean? 1:32:30.280 --> 1:32:33.320 Can you give a commercial for Quizno's or something real quick. 1:32:34.600 --> 1:32:37.080 Dennis is the one who did the noise at the 1:32:37.240 --> 1:32:40.960 end of every Workaholics episode. That was his voice. 1:32:41.400 --> 1:32:43.400 Oh yeah, that's right, this is the voice. 1:32:43.479 --> 1:32:45.640 Is it him or is it Adam doing an impression? 1:32:46.000 --> 1:32:46.160 No. 1:32:46.280 --> 1:32:48.479 We pulled Dennis back into the room and he did 1:32:48.479 --> 1:32:51.240 it into the microphone a couple of times. Yeah it 1:32:51.280 --> 1:32:53.680 was me, Dennis. Hell yeah it is. 1:32:54.360 --> 1:32:56.920 Well. Actually brought up a good point now that it's 1:32:56.960 --> 1:33:00.280 out there for all the lawyers. I still haven't got 1:33:00.280 --> 1:33:00.759 my check. 1:33:01.400 --> 1:33:04.000 Oh dang, yeah, we got you. 1:33:04.680 --> 1:33:05.960 My check is still missing. 1:33:06.600 --> 1:33:09.720 Talk to your son, yeah, Adam. Adam always said it 1:33:09.760 --> 1:33:11.160 was a family discount. 1:33:10.960 --> 1:33:13.200 Adam, what's going on here? Get your dad paid? 1:33:13.320 --> 1:33:14.240 For Sure? For Sure? 1:33:16.160 --> 1:33:17.320 Did I ever show you guys that I was in 1:33:17.360 --> 1:33:21.040 a kid rock music video? Wait? 1:33:21.360 --> 1:33:23.519 I knew this is just Jersey's way to bring up 1:33:23.520 --> 1:33:24.880 his kid rock music video. 1:33:25.000 --> 1:33:25.439 What do you mean? 1:33:27.520 --> 1:33:30.599 This whole pod has been just one big long con 1:33:30.760 --> 1:33:32.040 for you to talk about what. 1:33:35.000 --> 1:33:39.040 You've been moving, the conversation you've been moving the conversation 1:33:39.960 --> 1:33:41.840 kid video. I did it. 1:33:42.680 --> 1:33:45.920 It's gonna air next weeklations bud. 1:33:47.240 --> 1:33:49.080 Yeah, and while you tell us the story of this, 1:33:49.160 --> 1:33:51.520 I will be seeing it if it's on your IMDb, 1:33:51.640 --> 1:33:52.439 because if it's. 1:33:52.320 --> 1:33:54.639 Not, it's my homie. 1:33:54.680 --> 1:33:58.080 Brian got like cast as like a bare knuckle boxer. 1:33:58.120 --> 1:33:59.600 I remember this. I was so pumped on. 1:33:59.680 --> 1:34:02.360 He's like my other buddy dropped out and he was like, 1:34:02.400 --> 1:34:03.840 can you can you come do this? 1:34:03.880 --> 1:34:04.640 And I'm like what is it? 1:34:04.680 --> 1:34:07.280 And he's like we're just bare knuckle boxing shirts off 1:34:07.320 --> 1:34:09.840 in front of the like drummer from kid rock. 1:34:10.120 --> 1:34:13.040 And I was like sure, and. 1:34:12.960 --> 1:34:14.960 I think I got like two hundred fifty bucks or something. 1:34:15.120 --> 1:34:15.960 It was great, but. 1:34:15.880 --> 1:34:18.559 Then in the video, like you can't really tell. It's 1:34:18.600 --> 1:34:20.360 like always like kind of on your back and you're 1:34:20.400 --> 1:34:23.840 like blurry and shit, and I was salty. I wanted 1:34:24.080 --> 1:34:26.240 you to be the star of that fucking video. I 1:34:26.280 --> 1:34:27.680 was like, cause it ended up. 1:34:27.640 --> 1:34:28.280 Being kid Rock. 1:34:28.400 --> 1:34:30.240 Yeah, I know it sucked. 1:34:31.439 --> 1:34:32.200 Yeah, that sucked. 1:34:34.280 --> 1:34:36.200 All right. Well, I've ever to let you guys get 1:34:36.240 --> 1:34:39.640 back to podcasting because that shit's important. 1:34:40.120 --> 1:34:43.760 Yeah, man, thank you, Dennis. Yeah, super stoked to have 1:34:43.800 --> 1:34:46.759 you as the first and only guest on this is important. 1:34:46.800 --> 1:34:49.320 That's right, right, much love Dennis. 1:34:51.160 --> 1:34:55.880 And you guys were I mean, you guys were Baeria 1:34:56.640 --> 1:35:00.240 like that, the suburbs forty five minutes outside the Bay 1:35:00.280 --> 1:35:07.160 Area and beery minutes. 1:35:06.920 --> 1:35:10.040 Away from and Tom Hanks is not from forty thirty. 1:35:10.320 --> 1:35:14.559 Yeah, but so you guys would seg your pants down 1:35:14.920 --> 1:35:18.400 so fucking far. Correct, So your whole asshole is hanging out, 1:35:18.880 --> 1:35:21.640 and so there's just one tiny, little thin piece of 1:35:21.680 --> 1:35:27.759 fabric between an open flame and you're gaping gas leaking asshole. 1:35:27.840 --> 1:35:30.080 Yes, well we thought that was the safe way to 1:35:30.080 --> 1:35:31.840 do it, because Blake, didn't your dad have a horror 1:35:31.960 --> 1:35:34.519 story about like when he did it, Bear asked, and 1:35:34.560 --> 1:35:37.600 his asshole actually sucked the Yeah, you don't do it. 1:35:37.720 --> 1:35:39.080 You do it through your pants too. 1:35:39.200 --> 1:35:40.160 You could do it through your gene. 1:35:40.200 --> 1:35:42.360 His asshole actually sucked the I don't know if it 1:35:42.360 --> 1:35:44.519 was your dad who did this, but one of his friends. 1:35:44.880 --> 1:35:47.080 Well, this is what I was about to ask you guys. 1:35:47.320 --> 1:35:50.000 Well we know now that we know your dad listens to 1:35:50.080 --> 1:35:53.439 the podcast, So I'm pretty sure is your dad that 1:35:53.520 --> 1:35:54.120 this happened to? 1:35:54.280 --> 1:35:55.519 And what does he call it? Dad? 1:35:55.560 --> 1:35:59.280 It wasn't. No, That was what I was about to 1:35:59.320 --> 1:36:01.559 ask you, dudes. Was I was like, did you hear 1:36:01.640 --> 1:36:06.040 the urban legend where some kid kind of was trying 1:36:06.040 --> 1:36:09.160 to light his fart on fire and the flame sucked 1:36:09.240 --> 1:36:12.080 up into his asshole and burned his intestines and. 1:36:12.040 --> 1:36:13.920 He got I believe that right? 1:36:13.960 --> 1:36:14.240 You do? 1:36:14.439 --> 1:36:14.639 Yeah? 1:36:14.720 --> 1:36:16.559 No, And I thought that was your dad? Thought that 1:36:16.600 --> 1:36:17.040 happened to. 1:36:17.240 --> 1:36:21.519 No, my dad's asshole is fully functioning to my knowledge. 1:36:22.800 --> 1:36:25.400 Goodbye. See. So I thought I was being safe by 1:36:25.520 --> 1:36:28.439 going through the pants, but I think I might have 1:36:28.520 --> 1:36:31.640 fucked up my ass and caused seapog. So this is 1:36:31.680 --> 1:36:34.240 the root you have like a charred hole? 1:36:34.439 --> 1:36:38.599 Wait, yeah, I think I climbing this car. 1:36:39.360 --> 1:36:43.640 That's right. I couldn't draw a correlation between lighting my 1:36:43.720 --> 1:36:44.639 farts on fire and. 1:36:45.520 --> 1:36:47.479 I can draw a picture of my buttthole for you, 1:36:48.720 --> 1:36:51.479 freehand from memory, and it's just. 1:36:51.479 --> 1:36:52.400 A black blob. 1:36:52.640 --> 1:36:55.519 Just squat over a mirror and give me a charcoal drawing. 1:36:55.600 --> 1:36:59.639 Ever clear, I could draw a picture of my buttle 1:37:00.240 --> 1:37:03.080 and like holding your nuts up and just kind of. 1:37:05.479 --> 1:37:08.200 Yeah, I think it caused seepage. Be careful out there, kids, 1:37:08.240 --> 1:37:08.519 Just be. 1:37:08.479 --> 1:37:12.360 Careful, careful of torking or torching or whatever you call it, 1:37:12.439 --> 1:37:12.720 and do it. 1:37:12.760 --> 1:37:14.760 If you're gonna do it, do it through your underwear 1:37:14.840 --> 1:37:18.120 and your shorts or pants, or at least underwear. At 1:37:18.200 --> 1:37:18.879 least underwear. 1:37:18.920 --> 1:37:23.920 So I jerk off Injxes Blake is a notorious airplane 1:37:24.240 --> 1:37:30.439 jo pervert. Always Kyle's ships his pants more often than not. 1:37:31.560 --> 1:37:31.960 What's up? 1:37:32.000 --> 1:37:32.639 What's what's? 1:37:32.880 --> 1:37:33.519 What's your thing? 1:37:33.560 --> 1:37:33.760 When? 1:37:33.800 --> 1:37:37.040 Where did you jerk off? Or what happened with your poops? 1:37:37.120 --> 1:37:38.839 Or what's your deep dark secret? 1:37:39.640 --> 1:37:41.519 Get pissed on yourself all the time? 1:37:41.640 --> 1:37:44.280 Peace? You gotta drip drop peace? Do I do? 1:37:44.439 --> 1:37:51.280 Love this podcast. We've already talked about Ace Venture, how 1:37:51.400 --> 1:37:53.840 Jim Carrey was definitely like and as silly as this 1:37:53.920 --> 1:37:56.439 guy is, he fucks like a champ, like he really 1:37:56.600 --> 1:37:58.479 rails this woman while animals watch. 1:37:58.360 --> 1:37:59.479 It's a disgusting happen. 1:37:59.560 --> 1:38:01.400 He gets a blow job in the first ten minutes 1:38:01.400 --> 1:38:05.519 of the movie, and they're like, yeah, okay, I don't know, 1:38:05.720 --> 1:38:07.559 would he though he's kind of a buffoon. 1:38:07.960 --> 1:38:09.840 Yeah, I know, but he can. He can fucking lay 1:38:09.840 --> 1:38:10.400 pipe though. 1:38:10.280 --> 1:38:11.880 But he for sure throws it down. 1:38:12.280 --> 1:38:15.000 Uh, it's funny, get it because he wouldn't be able to, 1:38:15.120 --> 1:38:15.719 So it's funny. 1:38:15.720 --> 1:38:17.880 Well, sure are friendly around here. 1:38:17.800 --> 1:38:20.200 Crazy, I know, there's weird jokes about it. 1:38:20.360 --> 1:38:23.040 He's just getting laid constantly. So cool. 1:38:23.120 --> 1:38:25.800 Yeah, Like it's that funny and I'm ten years old, 1:38:25.840 --> 1:38:28.240 just going, Yeah, this is how people behave. 1:38:28.120 --> 1:38:30.360 That's how it works, that's how I have to act. 1:38:30.439 --> 1:38:32.479 I gotta check the writing credits. I have a feeling 1:38:32.560 --> 1:38:34.599 he may have been in the writer's room. 1:38:34.720 --> 1:38:35.640 Daddle bags. 1:38:35.760 --> 1:38:39.120 Well that's uh, that's why I did ace Ventura Impressions 1:38:39.160 --> 1:38:42.000 for for five years in a row. After that movie came. 1:38:41.880 --> 1:38:44.280 Out, it really did infest. 1:38:44.360 --> 1:38:46.120 I was like, girls like guys that act like this, 1:38:47.080 --> 1:38:48.240 somebody stop me. 1:38:49.160 --> 1:38:52.000 Okay, will you go to the dance with me? Alrighty? 1:38:52.080 --> 1:38:56.680 Then is that a yes? Check? 1:38:57.960 --> 1:39:01.400 Your number's still nine to one one. 1:39:01.840 --> 1:39:05.320 A buddy of mine had to go to rehab because he's. 1:39:05.120 --> 1:39:06.040 Oh, yeah, this is great. 1:39:06.240 --> 1:39:09.000 The parents sent him to rehab because he wouldn't stop 1:39:09.120 --> 1:39:11.719 doing Ace Fincher Jim Carrey. 1:39:11.479 --> 1:39:13.200 Impressions, like that was the addiction he. 1:39:13.560 --> 1:39:16.320 That's all he talked like for two years straight. Yeah, 1:39:16.360 --> 1:39:18.960 that they sent him to rehab to like or count 1:39:19.000 --> 1:39:19.799 stop the cycle. 1:39:20.400 --> 1:39:23.360 That would be such a cool, strange addictions episode. 1:39:23.840 --> 1:39:26.160 Mm hmm, Yeah he was. He was addicted. It was 1:39:26.160 --> 1:39:28.519 my buddy, Kevin Hart. I'll shut him out, yeah wine mouth. 1:39:28.600 --> 1:39:32.320 Yeah, oh god, that's great. And I feel for him 1:39:32.320 --> 1:39:35.479 because it was. It just it worked its way into 1:39:35.640 --> 1:39:38.760 you on like an old school level or like Anchorman. 1:39:39.080 --> 1:39:41.760 Yeah, like it's science and if you're ten and you're 1:39:41.800 --> 1:39:44.840 just running around science quoting that movie like a glove 1:39:45.040 --> 1:39:45.800 Laca glave. 1:39:46.240 --> 1:39:48.400 Yeah. I really wanted to get the kind of pants 1:39:48.400 --> 1:39:50.880 he wore. He wore like those like red and black 1:39:50.920 --> 1:39:53.559 stripe pants. I'm like, I've got a dressed just like 1:39:53.640 --> 1:39:56.320 a Centuri because this dude is getting babes. 1:39:56.680 --> 1:39:59.800 I think I had Jerbo's that looked like that. Hestribed. 1:40:00.920 --> 1:40:05.000 Well, that's that was because it was pre Internet and 1:40:05.040 --> 1:40:09.040 pre like memes and gifts and and all that shit. 1:40:09.160 --> 1:40:13.439 So like that was the social currency of the time, 1:40:13.560 --> 1:40:19.000 like knowing the quotes and if you said it, if 1:40:19.000 --> 1:40:21.320 you said it, people are gonna laugh, Like you didn't 1:40:21.320 --> 1:40:24.920 need your own joke football. It's it's very much like 1:40:25.000 --> 1:40:28.640 how kids today will just rehash a meme and be 1:40:28.760 --> 1:40:31.920 like that's funny, right, and other kids laugh and they're like, I'm. 1:40:31.840 --> 1:40:33.599 Killing it, yes, Satan. 1:40:34.320 --> 1:40:36.280 Everybody's just acting like King Batch. 1:40:37.000 --> 1:40:41.200 Hey, do your kids like and subscribe? Do they say 1:40:41.439 --> 1:40:43.080 like and subscribe. 1:40:42.640 --> 1:40:46.120 Like walking around like after they say, oh, dude, that's funny, 1:40:46.240 --> 1:40:47.960 they just yeah. 1:40:47.800 --> 1:40:50.880 Like a buddy of mine always posts like with his 1:40:50.920 --> 1:40:54.760 little nieces and nephews, and they're always they always will 1:40:54.760 --> 1:40:56.640 like say a thing and at the end of it 1:40:56.680 --> 1:41:00.640 be like like and subscribe if it's on YouTube, and 1:41:00.680 --> 1:41:02.680 you're just like, oh, those kids are watching way too 1:41:02.760 --> 1:41:03.680 much YouTube. 1:41:03.840 --> 1:41:06.360 Yeah, that should be a sign that maybe they get 1:41:06.360 --> 1:41:11.920 off the iPad for just a little bit. I will 1:41:11.960 --> 1:41:13.760 say that the ship that kind of freaks me out, 1:41:13.760 --> 1:41:15.360 but I kind of do want to try it. Has 1:41:15.400 --> 1:41:17.880 you have you seen like the three D printer food? 1:41:18.200 --> 1:41:21.120 Yeah? Whoa, whoa talk to me baby? What is this? 1:41:21.240 --> 1:41:24.000 Yeah? Like I saw some steaks where it's like all 1:41:24.640 --> 1:41:27.599 like three D printed from like I don't I don't know, 1:41:27.640 --> 1:41:32.240 like organic materials or something. But it looks like steak. 1:41:32.360 --> 1:41:36.320 But it's completely synthetic. It's weird wild stuff. 1:41:36.520 --> 1:41:40.800 Oh wow, So is it like paper? It's edible. It's edible. 1:41:40.880 --> 1:41:41.759 Yeah, it's edible. 1:41:41.760 --> 1:41:43.559 Did you say it's paper. No, it's it's made of 1:41:43.680 --> 1:41:47.639 organic tissue or whatever. It's paper. Wait, you printed it. 1:41:47.640 --> 1:41:48.799 It's paper. It's science. 1:41:49.120 --> 1:41:50.280 I mean it might be paper. 1:41:51.160 --> 1:41:53.680 This is like using the same technology where they this 1:41:53.800 --> 1:41:56.080 is like using the medical technology where they can rebuild 1:41:56.160 --> 1:41:58.000 organs and stuff like that, where they can. 1:41:58.000 --> 1:42:00.000 They grew the ear on that fucking mouse or whatever. 1:42:00.400 --> 1:42:03.919 Yeah, they can. With skin tissue, they can actually like make. 1:42:03.800 --> 1:42:04.799 My dick bigger. 1:42:06.800 --> 1:42:10.000 So you're telling me there's a chance. 1:42:09.760 --> 1:42:14.000 Frank and weed huge three D print me some new testicles. 1:42:15.320 --> 1:42:18.880 Here's my question. Would would you eat adam? Mostly for 1:42:18.920 --> 1:42:21.559 you because you're a steak guy. You eat steak nine 1:42:21.640 --> 1:42:25.840 days a week of science? Would you eat a cow 1:42:26.400 --> 1:42:27.680 that was cloned? 1:42:28.120 --> 1:42:31.280 Oh? Cloned? Yeah? 1:42:32.640 --> 1:42:37.160 Yes? Zero hesitation? I my no. 1:42:37.280 --> 1:42:39.439 My hesitation was why would I hesitate? 1:42:39.640 --> 1:42:39.720 Like? 1:42:39.840 --> 1:42:42.800 Why would I not? And uh? Then I thought about 1:42:42.800 --> 1:42:44.880 it for a brief moment and nothing popped up, and 1:42:44.920 --> 1:42:49.440 it's like, fucking scroll through your terminator brain. Yeah no, 1:42:49.479 --> 1:42:51.559 why why would I not? Why would I not? 1:42:51.800 --> 1:42:52.080 Why not? 1:42:52.160 --> 1:42:55.240 Because it's like cloned. It's like it's not it didn't 1:42:55.280 --> 1:42:59.080 come from my God. 1:42:59.160 --> 1:43:03.200 We trusts. Okay, we're gonna put whatever the scientists tell 1:43:03.320 --> 1:43:06.000 us in our body. Okay, there we go. 1:43:06.400 --> 1:43:09.439 When when you clone something, does that something start as 1:43:09.439 --> 1:43:12.920 a baby or does it just come out the exact opposite? Like, 1:43:12.920 --> 1:43:16.200 how does that work? Yes, Kyle, it has to grow up. 1:43:16.560 --> 1:43:16.960 It does. 1:43:17.120 --> 1:43:18.559 That's fucked up, seriously. 1:43:18.600 --> 1:43:21.519 So like people who got cash are having they'll have 1:43:21.600 --> 1:43:24.280 like a dog die and they'll pay like two hundred 1:43:24.280 --> 1:43:28.559 and fifty g's to have the same dog cloned and grown. 1:43:29.000 --> 1:43:32.360 So they just keep reading that is the sixth grade, 1:43:32.560 --> 1:43:35.200 that's the sixth Day. That's repet Yes, yeah, So would 1:43:35.240 --> 1:43:36.400 you eat that dog, Adam? 1:43:36.439 --> 1:43:38.160 When I eat a dog, I probably would. 1:43:38.640 --> 1:43:42.719 No, No, the cloned pet. Well, you have to consider 1:43:42.720 --> 1:43:43.960 that eating dogs is cool? 1:43:44.920 --> 1:43:47.280 Okay, I will say it is. It is in the 1:43:47.320 --> 1:43:49.559 movie Sixth Day. And for anybody who hasn't seen this 1:43:49.680 --> 1:43:53.519 Arnold movie underrated as fuck, check out the Sixth Day. 1:43:53.720 --> 1:43:58.479 Great film and what is his character's name in that movie? Uh? 1:43:58.560 --> 1:44:00.479 Ben gleib Lean. 1:44:03.080 --> 1:44:07.320 No comedian, a very deep cut comedian. 1:44:07.360 --> 1:44:10.080 Oh yeah, yeah, Why did that come up? Because you're 1:44:10.080 --> 1:44:10.680 obsessed with them? 1:44:10.760 --> 1:44:12.280 Yeah, you love Benjamin Lee. 1:44:12.479 --> 1:44:14.120 No, somebody saying it in the chat. 1:44:14.280 --> 1:44:17.400 No, they're saying. Streisand revealed that two of her three 1:44:17.760 --> 1:44:24.599 cotton or dogs were clones, Barber strysand ship br. 1:44:24.760 --> 1:44:26.599 If Streisand's doing it. I'm down. 1:44:26.680 --> 1:44:28.360 He's in the Illuminati for sure. 1:44:28.439 --> 1:44:32.080 We should clone her. Oh yeah, what if her dogs 1:44:32.080 --> 1:44:33.160 clone her? How she feel? 1:44:33.280 --> 1:44:36.880 Yeah, I'm fine with Well, isn't it? Uh if we 1:44:36.920 --> 1:44:39.519 are able to clone these animals and then eat them, 1:44:39.880 --> 1:44:42.960 would we not be able to? Uh? Would that cut 1:44:43.000 --> 1:44:45.760 down on like the all the. 1:44:46.160 --> 1:44:48.960 No, because it's the same animals, it's the same amount 1:44:49.000 --> 1:44:49.519 of animals. 1:44:50.000 --> 1:44:53.120 But could you maybe clone them so they didn't fart 1:44:53.439 --> 1:44:55.519 all the time? Because that's the issue, right, Isn't that 1:44:55.560 --> 1:44:56.120 The whole. 1:44:55.880 --> 1:44:59.320 Thing with global warming is all farts the ozone. 1:44:59.160 --> 1:45:01.280 But the methane's got to go out out of somewhere, 1:45:02.439 --> 1:45:04.840 like that's that's that's gas. Gas you don't want in 1:45:04.840 --> 1:45:06.800 your body. That's why it gets expelled, Like you don't 1:45:07.080 --> 1:45:10.040 that's why you dookie, because if the dookie stays in, right, 1:45:10.080 --> 1:45:11.280 that's that's bad stuff you become. 1:45:11.640 --> 1:45:16.920 You don't think in in years we won't develop science 1:45:17.080 --> 1:45:19.519 that will make it so we don't have to fart side. 1:45:19.600 --> 1:45:23.400 You can like somehow expel that gas. Another way. 1:45:23.600 --> 1:45:25.800 You probably to get a little second buttthole put in 1:45:25.840 --> 1:45:28.240 wherever you want it, like an open second butthole that 1:45:28.400 --> 1:45:30.360 just can Like some of those whistles from when you 1:45:30.360 --> 1:45:31.040 were a kid that go. 1:45:33.360 --> 1:45:37.760 A kazoo, They had like a pinwheel, a pinwheel in 1:45:37.800 --> 1:45:39.320 them and they would go. 1:45:39.760 --> 1:45:43.400 Whoo, sounds pretty kazoo. 1:45:43.439 --> 1:45:44.520 It's like a kazoo. 1:45:44.760 --> 1:45:46.639 It's a pinwheel whistle. It's not a kazoo. 1:45:47.240 --> 1:45:49.840 Right, hey, guys, slide in these guys DM send the 1:45:49.960 --> 1:45:52.920 pictures of the whistle with the little pinwheel on the 1:45:52.920 --> 1:45:53.479 inside that. 1:45:53.520 --> 1:45:57.719 Go preferably while it's hanging out of your butt. 1:45:59.560 --> 1:46:03.080 Bury it in the news. Yeah, I don't want that 1:46:03.120 --> 1:46:05.240 to happen. Look, that's where the buck stops to me. 1:46:05.520 --> 1:46:07.439 I fart. Okay, you're not going to take it away 1:46:07.439 --> 1:46:08.880 from me. You're not going to change it. Well, that's 1:46:08.880 --> 1:46:10.400 what I would The only way I would change it 1:46:10.439 --> 1:46:12.600 is if I could have multiple buttholes, Like if I 1:46:12.600 --> 1:46:13.920 could reroute. 1:46:13.400 --> 1:46:15.160 Well, I would like to not fart. If there was 1:46:15.200 --> 1:46:17.840 a pillar or something where I never farted again. 1:46:17.680 --> 1:46:19.519 I would do that. What the fuck? 1:46:20.000 --> 1:46:22.840 You guys love farting and I hardly ever do. 1:46:23.120 --> 1:46:23.679 That's insane. 1:46:23.760 --> 1:46:26.400 That's one of your greatest defense mechanisms, Adam. Don't you 1:46:26.439 --> 1:46:28.799 realize if you're being attached by an animal, the first 1:46:28.840 --> 1:46:32.080 line of defense is you fart on them yourself. 1:46:32.120 --> 1:46:35.400 Now, what you're supposed to do is and Blake, I'm 1:46:35.439 --> 1:46:39.080 quoting Blake. You're supposed to You're supposed to reach down 1:46:39.160 --> 1:46:39.759 their throat. 1:46:40.600 --> 1:46:41.480 That's a wildcat. 1:46:41.600 --> 1:46:44.280 You're supposed to put your arm down their throat and 1:46:44.320 --> 1:46:46.960 then rip their intines out of their butthole. 1:46:47.040 --> 1:46:51.960 That's a wildcat, specifically a wildcat. Well, and then, but 1:46:52.000 --> 1:46:54.320 then if that doesn't work, you have to fart in 1:46:54.360 --> 1:46:58.639 their face, right across their uvula. 1:46:58.800 --> 1:47:02.920 Well, that's the opposite, because dogs wouldn't dogs. When you 1:47:03.000 --> 1:47:06.880 fart around a dog, he will dive snout first into 1:47:06.920 --> 1:47:09.440 your asshole. Dogs they love it. 1:47:09.280 --> 1:47:12.680 Right, Yeah, dogs rock snout first. Dogs rock. 1:47:12.760 --> 1:47:14.000 That's a companion animal. 1:47:14.920 --> 1:47:19.800 Oh okay, beautiful man. Now as a comedian, though, I 1:47:19.840 --> 1:47:23.599 don't even know. The comedian's perspective of ditching farts is 1:47:23.800 --> 1:47:27.000 absolutely absurd to me, Like, how much have you laughed 1:47:27.040 --> 1:47:30.360 in your life over farts? And you're just saying, without 1:47:30.400 --> 1:47:32.840 a blink of an eye that, yeah, I don't want 1:47:32.840 --> 1:47:34.479 it no more, Adam. 1:47:34.560 --> 1:47:36.680 To be honest, I've never laughed at you if it 1:47:36.760 --> 1:47:39.519 wasn't a fart. So you're willing to give that up? Yeah, 1:47:39.560 --> 1:47:42.080 it's always part related, so you could. You're trying to 1:47:42.120 --> 1:47:43.800 pull the rug out of your whole career and your 1:47:43.840 --> 1:47:44.439 friend shit. 1:47:44.920 --> 1:47:45.280 I guess. 1:47:45.640 --> 1:47:47.519 I guess I thought you guys like my personalities, so 1:47:47.560 --> 1:47:50.719 but it is ours. Our relationship is fart based. 1:47:51.600 --> 1:47:55.719 Oh my god, you're just realizing that, Yeah, your entire 1:47:55.760 --> 1:47:57.679 sense of humor is hinged on your farting. 1:47:59.360 --> 1:48:02.600 I guess I did know that, and that would be 1:48:02.640 --> 1:48:05.479 my first uh. I would like to start the takebacks 1:48:05.520 --> 1:48:08.200 and apologies. I'd like to take back saying that I'd 1:48:08.200 --> 1:48:10.439 give up farting because I didn't realize that I had 1:48:10.479 --> 1:48:14.040 so much weight on our relationship and our friendship. And 1:48:14.080 --> 1:48:16.080 if it means that much to you guys, I'm gonna 1:48:16.080 --> 1:48:16.920 stay farting guys. 1:48:18.040 --> 1:48:19.479 Thank you. 1:48:20.439 --> 1:48:20.800 I wish. 1:48:20.840 --> 1:48:23.120 I wish I could queue up a wet one right now, 1:48:24.280 --> 1:48:25.519 but I don't have one. 1:48:25.720 --> 1:48:28.360 Kyle's the only one who's started on the podcast, right, I. 1:48:28.280 --> 1:48:29.160 Believe, So I did. 1:48:29.240 --> 1:48:29.800 I did do that. 1:48:30.200 --> 1:48:31.960 That was real nice. That was a juicy one. 1:48:32.320 --> 1:48:33.960 You got one right now, you got one in the chamber. 1:48:35.120 --> 1:48:37.679 I'm sitting with a pee, pretty heavy with a pee, 1:48:37.800 --> 1:48:39.280 so I don't know that I'll be able to pull 1:48:39.280 --> 1:48:42.719 it off. Yeah, you can't pinch, and I'm just trying 1:48:42.800 --> 1:48:45.080 right now. I'm doing a wiggle and I don't think. 1:48:45.400 --> 1:48:47.680 I think the liquid's coming first. So I'm not going 1:48:47.760 --> 1:48:49.400 to do that to you guys. I get that, And 1:48:49.439 --> 1:48:52.760 I apologize for not peeing on the microphone. That makes sense, 1:48:53.800 --> 1:48:55.280 That's my bad. 1:48:55.479 --> 1:48:57.679 So yeah, after drinking beers for like forty eight hours, 1:48:57.720 --> 1:49:00.519 you know you're an awesome you're pounding some loan stars. 1:49:00.880 --> 1:49:02.800 Yeah. 1:49:01.520 --> 1:49:04.960 Yeah, So getting rid of for the day because we 1:49:05.000 --> 1:49:06.920 kind of get like this is important to so we 1:49:07.040 --> 1:49:09.559 get carted around, right, we get carved around all this stuff. 1:49:09.560 --> 1:49:11.439 It's kind of like an agendas, like, hey, shower mate 1:49:11.479 --> 1:49:13.400 us down here. It's like all right, I'm in the shower, 1:49:13.840 --> 1:49:15.880 like Kyle, I'm like all right, I got fart, I'm 1:49:15.880 --> 1:49:18.720 just gonna rip it, and then I just ship into 1:49:18.720 --> 1:49:19.479 the shower and I. 1:49:19.439 --> 1:49:21.960 Was like, seeps, just kind of okay. 1:49:22.040 --> 1:49:24.880 I think this is why I don't shun't. I'm never 1:49:25.160 --> 1:49:28.400 forcing farts out. Farts sometimes leak out of me. I 1:49:28.479 --> 1:49:29.320 think that's the issue. 1:49:29.400 --> 1:49:31.639 Yeah, but I didn't. I didn't want to. That's well, 1:49:31.640 --> 1:49:35.559 that's leaking anyway. No, but diarrhea in the shower is 1:49:35.600 --> 1:49:40.240 like diarrhea, diarrhea. 1:49:41.280 --> 1:49:44.600 This one was a little like kind of like underground 1:49:44.640 --> 1:49:46.479 and like seemed like, you know, it's kind of like 1:49:46.520 --> 1:49:48.320 this was the first time the dude had hosted it, 1:49:48.360 --> 1:49:51.000 but he'd been doing it for like ten years. But 1:49:51.560 --> 1:49:53.840 I could see where it could get very big. I 1:49:53.880 --> 1:49:56.280 mean it was big. It was grand for how small 1:49:56.320 --> 1:49:58.200 it was, but I could see where it could go 1:49:58.280 --> 1:50:01.240 off like Vegas style. I bet those drag shows are 1:50:01.840 --> 1:50:04.760 insane and everybody is having so much fun. 1:50:04.960 --> 1:50:07.000 This is what I'm getting from you talking about this. 1:50:07.320 --> 1:50:10.160 You want to do drag When we do the live show, 1:50:10.640 --> 1:50:14.240 we do this is important. The guys do drag and 1:50:14.360 --> 1:50:17.720 we all come out dressed as women and put on 1:50:17.800 --> 1:50:18.360 a fun show. 1:50:19.080 --> 1:50:21.599 Yes, well, this was the thing I'm like, I go 1:50:21.680 --> 1:50:24.439 in there, right'. I go down the stairs, and while 1:50:24.479 --> 1:50:27.719 I'm walking down the stairs for you know, four guys 1:50:27.760 --> 1:50:29.519 asked me like, hey, will you take our picture in 1:50:29.600 --> 1:50:31.960 the stairwell and I'm like yeah, for sure, for sure, 1:50:32.000 --> 1:50:34.799 of course I take the picture. I'm handing the phone 1:50:34.800 --> 1:50:39.960 back and the guy's like, wait, are you blake from Workaholics. 1:50:39.960 --> 1:50:43.120 I'm like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah i am. I'm actually here. 1:50:43.160 --> 1:50:47.400 I'm filming something here in Atlanta. And he's like, yeah, yeah, 1:50:47.400 --> 1:50:49.719 I could tell because you have makeup on your face. 1:50:49.720 --> 1:50:52.320 And I'm like, no, no, I don't have any makeup on. 1:50:52.400 --> 1:50:55.280 He's like, oh, yeah, you do have makeup. 1:50:55.000 --> 1:50:57.800 Covered in makeup and glitter and you're wearing lipstick though. 1:50:57.760 --> 1:51:00.320 Yeah, And I'm like, no, I'm not wearing any makeup. 1:51:00.320 --> 1:51:03.160 We actually haven't started filming yet. And he's like, oh, okay, 1:51:03.200 --> 1:51:06.200 so you're here alone. I'm like no, my cast is 1:51:06.320 --> 1:51:08.479 right over there. He's like, hey, don't worry about it, dude, 1:51:08.520 --> 1:51:10.519 I'll keep it on the DL. I'm like, you don't 1:51:10.520 --> 1:51:11.559 have to keep it on the DL. 1:51:11.640 --> 1:51:11.840 Yeah. 1:51:12.000 --> 1:51:13.960 I feel like this is his running bit with everybody 1:51:13.960 --> 1:51:17.040 he runs into. He he assumes our nose from the 1:51:17.080 --> 1:51:18.320 Internet is straight, and it's just. 1:51:18.240 --> 1:51:20.320 Like, Okay, you're gay. I got your secret right here. 1:51:20.600 --> 1:51:22.240 Good. It was so weird, So I go over to 1:51:22.800 --> 1:51:25.120 the other cast members awoke. I'm like, this dude just 1:51:25.160 --> 1:51:27.360 told me that I'm wearing makeup? What's going on? And 1:51:27.400 --> 1:51:31.160 they're like, dude, you look fucking insane. The whole place 1:51:31.360 --> 1:51:32.719 is like lit with black lights. 1:51:32.840 --> 1:51:33.080 M h. 1:51:33.400 --> 1:51:38.719 And I guess the moisturizer I use has SPF in it, right, 1:51:38.840 --> 1:51:41.760 and it was picking up with the black light, so 1:51:41.880 --> 1:51:45.280 my face looked like it was glowing, like I was 1:51:45.280 --> 1:51:47.360 wearing glowing white face, or like I was like one 1:51:47.400 --> 1:51:50.640 of the Neon gang members from Batman Forever, if you 1:51:50.720 --> 1:51:53.840 get that reference. It was like, I look, I got 1:51:53.840 --> 1:51:55.120 you insane. 1:51:55.360 --> 1:51:59.200 I looked absolutely like a background actor from Belly exactly. 1:51:59.479 --> 1:52:02.800 I thought you're saying, like like one of these guys 1:52:02.800 --> 1:52:05.519 got a little too close and like you rubbed your 1:52:05.520 --> 1:52:07.679 face against his butt cheek or something, and you got 1:52:08.080 --> 1:52:10.760 some butt cheek makeup on your face or something. That's 1:52:10.800 --> 1:52:11.720 where I thought it was going. 1:52:11.920 --> 1:52:15.040 Those are my favorite pictures. We're like at a club, 1:52:15.120 --> 1:52:16.680 like a black dude will have been dancing with a 1:52:16.680 --> 1:52:18.960 white girl. With like crazy makeup on her face and 1:52:19.000 --> 1:52:21.240 when he comes away, it's like on his neck. 1:52:21.360 --> 1:52:25.479 Oh yeah, he's like, oops, dude. But Lamarne took a 1:52:25.960 --> 1:52:27.920 video of me. You guys have to see it because 1:52:27.960 --> 1:52:31.320 I looked so crazy. I was so lucky that it 1:52:31.479 --> 1:52:33.600 wasn't just like a club club and it was like 1:52:33.720 --> 1:52:36.400 drag night because people go all out and like they 1:52:36.560 --> 1:52:39.360 show up in wild as shit, like they'll just have 1:52:39.600 --> 1:52:41.200 fucking just some leathers. 1:52:41.360 --> 1:52:43.800 So people just thought like, oh, look at look at him. 1:52:43.840 --> 1:52:46.559 He just decided to put on some some fun white 1:52:46.560 --> 1:52:48.720 face and that's not racist because he is why you 1:52:48.760 --> 1:52:49.360 can't do that. 1:52:49.439 --> 1:52:51.600 Right, didn't do anything else, but did that? 1:52:51.880 --> 1:52:54.519 Didn't weird that he did that and he wore that 1:52:54.560 --> 1:52:55.080 fun wig. 1:52:55.120 --> 1:52:58.920 They're like, he's here on the d L. He's here 1:52:58.960 --> 1:53:01.320 on the d L, but he came completely like makeup, 1:53:01.360 --> 1:53:03.559 did himself out. I wonder if he's getting on stage. 1:53:04.360 --> 1:53:06.200 I think it's a nice little shout out though, for 1:53:06.280 --> 1:53:09.559 everyone out there who uses moisturizer, like Blake does that, 1:53:09.720 --> 1:53:15.920 uh clear from from black lights because uh apparently you'll glow. 1:53:17.000 --> 1:53:21.120 So then we go to this converse like giveaway thing 1:53:21.320 --> 1:53:21.920 and it's set. 1:53:21.840 --> 1:53:23.280 Up in like a house or something. Right, do you 1:53:23.280 --> 1:53:23.880 guys remember this? 1:53:23.960 --> 1:53:26.040 They had like an American flagmate out of white and 1:53:26.040 --> 1:53:27.320 blue shoes. 1:53:27.439 --> 1:53:29.560 And there's two very cute installments. 1:53:29.560 --> 1:53:30.320 There's two bathrooms. 1:53:30.360 --> 1:53:33.040 One has a line, and I'm like, I'm gonna shit 1:53:33.120 --> 1:53:33.639 my pants. 1:53:34.080 --> 1:53:34.439 Uh. 1:53:34.479 --> 1:53:37.920 The other one has no line, right, So I go 1:53:38.000 --> 1:53:40.760 in that moment that's just got a toilet, and I'm like, well, 1:53:40.800 --> 1:53:42.280 I'll go, I'll take a piss because we were just 1:53:42.320 --> 1:53:46.400 slamming beers. So I piss and I'm like while I'm pissing, 1:53:46.640 --> 1:53:52.559 i just shit my underwear, right, And so it's just 1:53:52.560 --> 1:53:55.519 a toilet. There's not even a sink in there. There's 1:53:55.560 --> 1:53:58.439 not even a garbage can, right, And I'm like. 1:53:58.439 --> 1:54:00.840 I'm laughing extra hard because i know, out of the 1:54:00.880 --> 1:54:03.280 four of us, Durs would be the funniest to have 1:54:03.320 --> 1:54:04.439 this situation happen to. 1:54:05.120 --> 1:54:08.880 Full And it's like it's like ninety five degrees and 1:54:08.880 --> 1:54:10.760 I'm like, okay, So I get my underwear off and 1:54:10.800 --> 1:54:13.479 I just bunch them up in my hand and then 1:54:13.520 --> 1:54:18.720 I go and I like staying to Isaac, I go, yeah, 1:54:18.720 --> 1:54:19.599 I toss with my manager. 1:54:19.600 --> 1:54:26.040 I say, manage this, and then or maybe I'd kept 1:54:26.040 --> 1:54:28.439 them on. Fuck. I don't know, but I go and 1:54:28.520 --> 1:54:29.959 stand in the other line. 1:54:29.720 --> 1:54:31.840 For the other bathroom because I see that it's got 1:54:31.880 --> 1:54:35.520 like full everything in there. And then I get in there, 1:54:36.720 --> 1:54:39.280 get the underwear off, bury it under like all the 1:54:39.280 --> 1:54:41.600 paper towels that are there, wash my hands, and get 1:54:41.640 --> 1:54:43.000 the fuck out of there. And then I was just 1:54:43.000 --> 1:54:46.560 free bawling it for the rest of the day, fully chafing. 1:54:46.760 --> 1:54:51.680 You know, no thigh gap here, So it. 1:54:51.680 --> 1:54:54.320 Sounds like you handled it like, sounds like you mcguiberd 1:54:54.360 --> 1:54:56.879 your diarrhea well done. 1:54:57.280 --> 1:55:00.400 I mean, we're all definitely dumb in our own ways. 1:55:00.440 --> 1:55:03.480 I wouldn't say we're dumb people like in general in 1:55:03.480 --> 1:55:05.760 the grand scheme of life, I wouldn't say any of 1:55:05.800 --> 1:55:08.600 us are actually dumb people. But we're definitely dumb in 1:55:08.640 --> 1:55:10.560 our own specific certain ways. 1:55:10.840 --> 1:55:13.839 Yeah, do you think we're smart with our powers combined 1:55:13.880 --> 1:55:17.320 before us? Okay, do you think we're smarter like our 1:55:17.520 --> 1:55:21.280 our smart powers combined are smarter than our dumb powers 1:55:21.440 --> 1:55:22.560 combined are dumb? 1:55:23.160 --> 1:55:23.240 Like? 1:55:23.360 --> 1:55:25.680 Are we collectively stupider than we are smart? 1:55:27.880 --> 1:55:28.120 Yes? 1:55:28.320 --> 1:55:30.000 Is that? Or do you guys even understand what I'm saying? 1:55:30.040 --> 1:55:31.400 I do, I don't get it. 1:55:31.760 --> 1:55:35.160 No, I think, uh, goodbye. I think the reason that 1:55:35.240 --> 1:55:37.320 we work together as a group so well is that 1:55:37.440 --> 1:55:41.760 we're all uh the deficiencies. What we're good at outweighs 1:55:41.840 --> 1:55:45.360 our deficiencies, and you're you're smart at the thing I'm 1:55:45.400 --> 1:55:47.200 dumb at, and I'm smart at the thing that you 1:55:47.200 --> 1:55:49.120 guys are dumb at, and vice versa. 1:55:49.160 --> 1:55:51.400 Well said like, I'll be like, guys, what time is it? 1:55:51.600 --> 1:55:52.440 You'll tell me. 1:55:52.320 --> 1:55:56.360 And yeah, well we're able to it. Will say, uh, yeah, 1:55:56.400 --> 1:55:58.560 we're able to tell time. That's that's the only leg 1:55:58.640 --> 1:55:59.600 up I have on Earth. 1:56:00.120 --> 1:56:03.200 The four of us combined, we can tell you the time, 1:56:03.320 --> 1:56:06.120 the month, and the day of the week. But it 1:56:06.200 --> 1:56:07.040 takes a lot of work. 1:56:07.360 --> 1:56:07.680 I don't know. 1:56:07.800 --> 1:56:10.840 No, I would say, I think the magic of us 1:56:11.000 --> 1:56:15.000 is how collectively stupid we are. That's why I love us. Guys, 1:56:15.040 --> 1:56:15.320 come on,