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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially

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Speaker 1: integral to the fabric of our very nature.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, start your engines. M m m m

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Speaker 2: m m m ming ming ming ming ming ming ming

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Speaker 2: ming ming ming.

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Speaker 3: All right, guys, man, how are your ship boom.

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Speaker 1: Hit us with it?

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Speaker 2: Blake friendship?

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Speaker 1: Friendship? Yeah, you're real? Yeah, so much love? Hell yeah

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Speaker 1: on your soundboard?

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Speaker 3: Oh much love.

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Speaker 2: I love the love Blake real trap shit.

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Speaker 3: That one's cool.

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Speaker 4: You ever hit that ship when you're not on the pod,

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Speaker 4: when you're just like late night drunk thinking about us?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: Out of all of the uh possible buttons to hit

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Speaker 2: when you're alone in your room late at night thinking

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Speaker 2: about us, what is the button that you hit the

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Speaker 2: most often? Blake hit us with it? That's our friendship

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Speaker 2: is so hardcore.

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Speaker 3: I'm constantly just sitting in my room just playing the

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Speaker 3: soundboard thinking about you.

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Speaker 1: Guys. Thank you God, Kyle. Can we get your joke

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Speaker 1: one more time? Oh the soundboard that's what Blake calls

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Speaker 1: his dick.

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Speaker 2: Okay, hey, yes, but why'd you bail on the joke?

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Speaker 2: And then you doubled back for it. What happened there?

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Speaker 2: You got nervous?

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Speaker 1: I like it. No, I think there's a lag going on.

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Speaker 1: And it came out and then Durs caught it, and

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Speaker 1: then we came back and now I hit it and

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Speaker 1: now here we are.

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Speaker 3: Okay. You can also do don't. They call it the

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Speaker 3: fruit basket where you like kind of pull your nuts

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Speaker 3: through the back of your legs and then just kind

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Speaker 3: of have like them sitting at the bottom of your

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Speaker 3: butt crack fruit basket. Yes, yes, I can demonstrate.

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Speaker 2: We would love to see it.

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Speaker 3: This is this is important.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because I don't get it.

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Speaker 2: It's important. You saying you can demonstrate, but I don't

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Speaker 2: think that you are actually gonna do it. So yeah,

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Speaker 2: i'd love to see it.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if legally I can.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't understand the mechanics of it, So if

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Speaker 1: you could show it to me, that'd be great. Sheriff

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Speaker 1: Divine says, you're good.

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Speaker 3: Anna, Can you get in the chat and let me know? Please?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Legally you can't? Yeah for sure?

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Speaker 1: For yeah, said sure, got sure, We got a sure

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Speaker 1: on the chat.

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Speaker 2: Producer Anna says, sure, we can't see it?

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Speaker 1: Anna, you pervert. All right, hold one, say, if you

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Speaker 1: could just show us the mechanics of this, that'd be great.

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Speaker 1: I just don't understand it.

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Speaker 2: Let's see it, all right, let me see.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna get some some kiwi's. We're gonna bite these

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Speaker 4: kiwis hole or what the.

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Speaker 1: Skin my book? Actually?

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Speaker 3: You know my I feel like I just took a

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Speaker 3: shower and it was cold. So like my balls are

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Speaker 3: kind of really close, like hugging my body.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so what you can't scratch them back?

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Speaker 2: What I'm trying a lot of people when they take showers,

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Speaker 2: their balls like sort of hang.

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Speaker 1: Low, elongate.

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Speaker 3: Yes, right, this was a cold shower. I took a

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Speaker 3: cold shower.

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Speaker 1: Why would you do such a thing because you just

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Speaker 1: worked out? Yeah, okay, here he goes, just showing us

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Speaker 1: the buck. We got the best, the best butt.

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Speaker 2: Well, we just see your asks.

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Speaker 1: Oh it was a side. It was a side. Well okay,

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Speaker 1: well it was good. Well it was.

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Speaker 2: A side, so that was great science. They looked like

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Speaker 2: two uh and those looked really soft in shaved. Do

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Speaker 2: you shave your your nuts?

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Speaker 3: Well you guys, you guys know I'm not a very

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Speaker 3: hairy guy, right, other than my head.

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Speaker 1: Except for the head. Yeah, you got a lot of

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Speaker 1: hair up.

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Speaker 3: Talk yo.

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Speaker 1: Your nuts looked like they were holding their breath. They

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Speaker 1: were pink.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they were like I scared of you, motherfucker going

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Speaker 4: past the graveyard in the car, going.

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Speaker 3: Under a tunnel trying to make a wish. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna. I wasn't prepared, all right. Sorry, Hey, big

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Speaker 3: ups for doing that, bro, good job man.

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Speaker 1: You well to let down.

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Speaker 3: Thanks man.

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Speaker 1: No, it was cool. Yeah, you followed through.

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Speaker 2: I did not think you were going to do it, Blake,

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Speaker 2: and I thought you were going to put the whole

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Speaker 2: thing through. I thought it was gonna be dick and balls,

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Speaker 2: but you promise balls and balls were delivered.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for a Hello.

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Speaker 3: If you do the just the balls out the back,

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Speaker 3: that's the fruit basket. What if you take the dick

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Speaker 3: and the balls and pull them through.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's a banana. I thought all of it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I thought it was all it's a banana and then

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Speaker 2: a few plums.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, now it makes sense to me, Adam.

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Speaker 4: I love when we hit the same way, like we're

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Speaker 4: always hitting this and it's the banana.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then the yeah, the orange react. This is important,

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Speaker 1: you know, this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, baby, I'm hello, Blake.

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Speaker 2: Did you masturbate on a flight when you were a kid? Watching? Uh,

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Speaker 2: watching some movie?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Come again?

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Speaker 3: What where is this coming from? Why? What is this?

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Speaker 3: Gotcha journalism right out the gate?

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Speaker 2: Jeez, this has got journalism? Well no, you said it

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Speaker 2: on another podcast. I'm wondering why you're telling cool stories

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Speaker 2: about masturbating on planes on other podcasts and you're not

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Speaker 2: mentioning it on our podcast when that's obviously a cool story.

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Speaker 3: Well, first off, I will shout out, yeah, I BET's

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Speaker 3: still a very friend of the pod, at least from

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Speaker 3: this square of the circle. Yeah, I told that story

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Speaker 3: on their podcast because we didn't have a podcast.

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Speaker 2: Well what is their what is their podcast? You got

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Speaker 2: to call them out?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but still is the podcast?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but still? Oh I thought you were just

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Speaker 2: I thought you were just saying a phrase.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Jack Wagner, Brandon Wardell, Yeah, big shout out to

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Speaker 3: the pod.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you want to you want to give us

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Speaker 2: that story over here or is it it's you've already

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Speaker 3: Well now I feel like they should go over to

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Speaker 3: that pod and check it out there.

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Speaker 1: But did you just hit the friendship button for them

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Speaker 1: or for us? Yeah? What was that?

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Speaker 3: For all of us?

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Speaker 1: The fuck is happening? No, no, no, no, no, no, no no, this.

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Speaker 3: Is a friendship fan. I'm feeling very interrogated right now.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, he jumped out the gate. He interrogated you.

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Speaker 2: I didn't mean to. I just I literally like, you're pissed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, down came out hot and I support you.

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Speaker 2: But this isn't I wasn't trying to get at my guy.

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Speaker 2: I was just wondering. I just heard it. It was like

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Speaker 2: five minutes ago. I heard this little clip of Blake

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Speaker 2: telling this funny story, and I'm like, why he never

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Speaker 2: told this story. I feel like we've been telling jerk

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Speaker 2: off stories jo stories all the time on this podcast.

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Speaker 2: I'm always telling some epic tales and Blake had just

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Speaker 2: left this one in the cup. When I feel like

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Speaker 2: this one's prime for you lose.

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Speaker 1: Whoa no, the double diss.

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Speaker 3: You know, it came very organically in that podcast. It

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Speaker 3: wasn't like I was just like chopping at the bit

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Speaker 3: to tell about the time that I j oed on

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Speaker 3: an airplane in my youth. This is pre this is

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Speaker 3: pre come.

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Speaker 5: How old were you?

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Speaker 2: Let's in.

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Speaker 1: This is pre pre.

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Speaker 4: Yes, this is pre pre what's pre pre just the

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Speaker 4: air the air shots.

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Speaker 1: This was when you were it was just dusted.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when you used to just kind of and that

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Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, I feel like a lot of women,

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Speaker 2: a lot of females don't know that that was a thing.

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Speaker 2: Like I told Chloe, I was telling some story a

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Speaker 2: few weeks ago, and I tell Chloe this. She's like,

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Speaker 2: what do you mean nothing came out? And I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: before you hit puberty, it doesn't come out. And I

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Speaker 2: was a little late hitting puberty. I was like kind

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Speaker 2: I was like bummed when it started to happen. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I gotta clean this up every time. Now there used

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Speaker 2: to be no evidence. Now all of a sudden, there's

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Speaker 2: evidence everywhere.

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Speaker 1: There's so much evidence.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's so much.

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Speaker 3: Well remember when it first starts, it's just like one

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Speaker 3: clear tear drop.

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Speaker 1: Oh really that's how you saw it?

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Speaker 3: Well for me, yeah, it was like it was like

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Speaker 3: my dick cried one tier of joy.

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Speaker 1: Uh, okay, you felt good. Yeah, you are bringing back

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Speaker 1: specific memories. This is so weird.

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Speaker 3: There's you didn't you didn't do one single tear drop,

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Speaker 3: or you just started one day the faucet turned on

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Speaker 3: and you I just.

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Speaker 4: Said, you brought back like a very specific memory for

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Speaker 4: me of that exact thing.

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Speaker 3: Oh you had, so you you do remember when you

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Speaker 3: just had.

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Speaker 4: I didn't remember until just now, and I'm like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it was like I think it was only pre right.

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Speaker 1: I think that was just what it was. It wasn't

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Speaker 1: like a it wasn't a load. Hey, speaking of cum,

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Speaker 1: I have some I have something. I did it? What

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Speaker 1: did you do? I did it? What did you do?

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Speaker 1: I did it? Did you snip? I made the appointment.

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Speaker 1: I made the appointment, made the appointment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't stop you from me jack and does it? No, No,

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Speaker 1: the loads still still come from what I've told But yeah.

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Speaker 2: You still have all the fun of the toy, but

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Speaker 2: none of the dangers.

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Speaker 1: Well, so no more live ammunitions. It's all blanks. Well,

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Speaker 1: when I do it, I haven't done it yet. I

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Speaker 1: made the appointment. I walked in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, can we walk through the science of it? Like science,

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Speaker 3: what what is the technical term.

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Speaker 1: For It's called a vasectomy?

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Speaker 3: Because that is definitely a German scientist who discovered that right.

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Speaker 1: Totally, because they cut the vas deference. That's that's that's

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Speaker 1: sick to me. And they're like, well we got to

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Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, that's cool.

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Speaker 3: So they cut it off and then they tie it.

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Speaker 1: Or there's two of them in the sack and they

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Speaker 1: cut both of them and then I guess they cauterize

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Speaker 1: it or something. I got to look into that. I

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Speaker 1: don't know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's to get a blow torch in

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Speaker 1: We take care of our bodies. But if you style that.

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Speaker 1: Of energy, that's right? Is that what you call yourself?

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Speaker 3: I think they said, if you true ice, you're sexually frustrated.

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Speaker 4: Doctor is this like the ozarks doctor? Did you go

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Speaker 3: You remember when they say like if you wear green

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Speaker 2: You're a horny dog?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah what I Oh, well I got green eyes?

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Speaker 3: There is like things to colors, like green makes you horny.

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Speaker 1: Is it orange? Always heard? Is that why McDonald's is yellow?

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Speaker 3: It's science. Yeah, because subliminally it makes your you very

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Speaker 2: So if you wear green, it doesn't mean that you're

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Speaker 2: You're trying to get everyone around you horny? So what's

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Speaker 5: Lake?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What are you trying to do to me?

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Speaker 2: That green shirt? You come on the podcast trying to

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Speaker 3: You didn't know, Come on, man, Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hulk has Hulu has live sports?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Hulu has live sports everybody. This is in my contract.

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Speaker 2: That's cool. And you you're getting paid for that.

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Speaker 1: And are you in Atlanta?

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Speaker 2: Are you on set right now?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, this is a really intense contract that Isaac

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Speaker 3: I am, I'm in the I'm all the way in it, baby,

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Speaker 2: I would say I would like to do a tour

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Speaker 1: What do you say?

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Speaker 2: Bro? And then we get in a fight right and

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Speaker 1: That was kind of our thing, wasn't it. Yeah, our sketches.

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Speaker 4: Would we pretend our sketch stopped because somebody got hit

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there has to be a lot of.

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Speaker 1: Now you're talking about a cappella.

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Speaker 2: I do most of my ship's acapella.

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Speaker 3: the name of your team?

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Speaker 2: Oh, the treble Makers?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Blake.

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Speaker 2: Don't act like you don't know, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I don't act like you don't know. Damn son, where'd

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Speaker 2: Somebody just sent me that clip again, some internet person

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Speaker 2: favorite moments with Kobe when Kobe turned him on to

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Speaker 1: That's tide what.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess Kobe Bryant's favorite movie was Pitch Perfect,

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to kick it with Cobes.

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Speaker 3: R I P yeah, RP.

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Speaker 1: Mambas, you're trying to kick you with cobes?

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Speaker 4: Alright?

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Speaker 1: Does that mean you want to die?

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Speaker 2: Speaking of I'm gonna do another season of Bad Ideas?

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Speaker 2: I think so if I do another season of Bad Ideas,

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Speaker 2: you know who knows?

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Speaker 1: That's tie? I scared you mother? Thu Oh that was

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Speaker 3: I love the way your mind works, man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I want to kick it with Coke.

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Speaker 3: So Kobe used to love pitch perfect. I can't wait

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Speaker 3: going to heaven because bad ideas is coming back on

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Speaker 3: a new platform from the Full Circle.

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Speaker 2: Man this season, Adam dies, and I'm thinking I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: The cause of diary.

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Speaker 4: I think we all know you need to go to

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Speaker 1: Leawn, Hello, I do that? Sure that said, rest in peace.

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Speaker 1: Let's give the us flowers. Hey, flowers to Rodney.

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Speaker 2: We don't have to talk about them because we did,

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Speaker 1: The last guest right coming to a jack you Joiner

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Speaker 3: we gave Conan Conan.

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Speaker 2: His flowers, Conan Simone Conan.

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Speaker 3: We gave Conan his flowers. Now he's off air. I'm

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Speaker 4: I was kind of stoked that, like we dave Conan

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Speaker 4: I was there when I love him. It's like, well

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Speaker 2: So we won.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we just love them, so it is about we rock.

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Speaker 2: As far as like the contest of giving flowers, we

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Speaker 4: Right, those are like funeral flowers. Ours were like surprise,

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Speaker 2: So if you were a comic or an actor that

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Speaker 1: You, fuck you, well you're going to help you.

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Speaker 2: You're rotting in hell, you piece of shit. You made

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Speaker 1: Fuck you.

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Speaker 2: That being said I might post something, I might post something.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, well I I kind of helped and made

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Speaker 1: Thank you a little bit, because it is about us now,

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Speaker 1: it is now, it is.

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Speaker 2: Here's here's I want to rewind a second to when

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Speaker 3: Okay, who are you with.

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Speaker 2: By the way, yeah, how old were you? Let's I

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Speaker 3: Well, and what's wild. I just got done texting my

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Speaker 3: the way this.

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Speaker 2: He's a cyclist as well, it news.

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Speaker 1: What's up?

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Speaker 3: Well, the way this came about is I used to

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Speaker 1: Why don't you cry about it?

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Speaker 3: My mother and father's house, But I would take a

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Speaker 3: So I was an unintended minor on planes quite a bit.

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Speaker 2: So how old were you when you started jerking off

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Speaker 3: Well, so this is what I was talking about on

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Speaker 3: my young dick on who boy.

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00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,719
Speaker 1: And so once again, how old?

450
00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:41,520
Speaker 3: So it was last year?

451
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,720
Speaker 1: We're just like, why are we circling the bowl here?

452
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,960
Speaker 2: I know, I'm trying to get any information. You're telling

453
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,919
Speaker 2: all the shit that we're not asking about. I'm asking

454
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:51,560
Speaker 2: your age.

455
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,240
Speaker 1: I like it, Blake. I like your story, Blake.

456
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,200
Speaker 2: I do I like it too. I'm just saying he's

457
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,720
Speaker 2: being cagy with the details.

458
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,240
Speaker 3: I would probably say it was in junior high. Right,

459
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,879
Speaker 3: that's probably when tomb Raider was firing and I wasn't

460
00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:03,960
Speaker 3: you know, I'm still shooting blanks.

461
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,800
Speaker 4: Like I wonder if we could find out exactly what

462
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,040
Speaker 4: flight it was, because there's like records of this, Right.

463
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:11,560
Speaker 1: You were shooting blanks junior high. Bro, Oh my, you

464
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:15,480
Speaker 1: know that about me. I was full blown loading.

465
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:35,800
Speaker 3: I was a late bloomer, guys, Sorry time late bloom.

466
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,080
Speaker 1: Here's the science of the visectomy. If you guys want

467
00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:33,440
Speaker 1: it like I don't like it. A vasectomy works by

468
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:38,199
Speaker 1: stopping sperm getting into a man's semen the fluid that

469
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,679
Speaker 1: he ejaculates. We all knew that.

470
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:40,800
Speaker 2: I thinking we know what that?

471
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,760
Speaker 1: Well, do you just you just squeeze your dick really hard.

472
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,040
Speaker 3: No, that is true.

473
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,200
Speaker 2: That's one of the techniques.

474
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:49,720
Speaker 1: Back it up. There's the tubes that carrie sperm from

475
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:53,199
Speaker 1: a man's testicles to the penis are cut, blocked, or

476
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:58,240
Speaker 1: sealed with heat. No, oh, they are cauterized corduroid. You

477
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,840
Speaker 1: have to wear corduroys. Right. This means that when a

478
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,480
Speaker 1: man ejaculates, the semen has no sperm in it, and

479
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,639
Speaker 1: a woman's egg cannot be fertilized. So that's the whole point.

480
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,879
Speaker 3: That just flooded me with memories. I actually think I

481
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,400
Speaker 3: did have that knowledge somewhere in my brain for sure.

482
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,920
Speaker 1: Crazy dude. Wow, yeah, fucking flooded.

483
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,800
Speaker 2: Wow, I learned a thing once and uh no.

484
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:25,000
Speaker 3: I'm actually hell a smart. You just have to knock

485
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,159
Speaker 3: the knowledge loose. And then I'm like, yeah, yeah, I

486
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,919
Speaker 3: knew that, right, right, I knew that.

487
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,120
Speaker 2: I can't explain it exactly, but yeah I knew that

488
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:32,560
Speaker 2: for sure.

489
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. Say it to me and I will confirm.

490
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:39,880
Speaker 1: That it's true, you know, repeat it back to you. Yeah, okay, So, Blake,

491
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:44,680
Speaker 1: did you know this that you can reverse it? And

492
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,720
Speaker 1: it's like ninety nine percent reversible.

493
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,040
Speaker 3: I did not know that.

494
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:53,760
Speaker 4: Wow, it can still wrangle its way, like shit still

495
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,199
Speaker 4: goes on. I had a buddy who I swam with

496
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 4: who got it and then he was like, didn't work.

497
00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

498
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,120
Speaker 1: Well, it depends on how quickly you're you're blasting. Afterwards.

499
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 1: You have to clear the chamber. You have to you

500
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,399
Speaker 1: have to shoot like, you know, like twenty five times

501
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,920
Speaker 1: to clear it. Really. Yeah, yeah, you gotta God damn it, honey,

502
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,480
Speaker 1: I mean you're clearing it exactly. Do you want another kid?

503
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:13,880
Speaker 3: Then?

504
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 1: Let me watch this. It's been a year.

505
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,640
Speaker 2: So are you going to take a big weekend? Are

506
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,600
Speaker 2: you going to take the oculus uh spot.

507
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,640
Speaker 1: To your cabin a romantic weekend?

508
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 3: Really treat yourself.

509
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, really treat yourself and just clear the tubes.

510
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, unload the banana clip.

511
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:34,400
Speaker 1: Oh it feels like something I could throw on the calendar. Yeah. Yeah.

512
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 2: I feel like she doesn't want to be around you

513
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 2: on a weekend that you're truly trying to jerk off

514
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 2: twenty times.

515
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,160
Speaker 1: That's a lot, twenty five. It's a job twenty five.

516
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. That you're going to work, right, You're going to work.

517
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 1: Honestly, guys.

518
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 3: I like to say it, but I think we have

519
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 3: a movie idea. I think we slipped and fell into

520
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 3: a movie idea.

521
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:55,640
Speaker 4: Oh clear, the chambers disgusting. Don't say it like that

522
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:56,959
Speaker 4: really slipped it.

523
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,439
Speaker 3: Okay, you're taking the road back to come down. But

524
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,880
Speaker 3: come on now, I'm saying. Four best friends all get

525
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,439
Speaker 3: snipped and they go to a house.

526
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 2: Kle is starring in this movie.

527
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 3: Oh Kyle is the least.

528
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 1: I'm a part of the ensemble. Bro. Yeah, get used

529
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:14,159
Speaker 1: to it.

530
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 2: Get used to it, dude, I am used to it. Okay,

531
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 2: I was just I was wondering.

532
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 1: Wait, I want to hear this huge comedy.

533
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 3: No, I'm already rewriting it. One friend gets snipped, My

534
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 3: one friend gets snipped. Kyle the star of the movie,

535
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,119
Speaker 3: and his three best friends go with him to like

536
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 3: a house in the desert to do his last twenty

537
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 3: five ejaculations, and they want to make each one special. Yeah.

538
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 1: Wait, you guys are gonna be there for me. I'm

539
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: just gonna take this.

540
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 2: Or they want to make each ejack a special event

541
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:45,639
Speaker 2: for him.

542
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a It's like, you know, he's like coming

543
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 3: to terms with like he can never create life again.

544
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 3: So we're like, let's treat each ejaculation like a birth

545
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,160
Speaker 3: of a child.

546
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 4: Can I flip this a little bit, absolutely and make

547
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,160
Speaker 4: it more of a build a female driven.

548
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 2: Okay, and that's hot right now, those cells.

549
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 4: So a woman gets pregnant her husband and they're so happy,

550
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,120
Speaker 4: and he's like, you know what, honey.

551
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm just done with kids. We can't do

552
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: this anymore, Like it's too much.

553
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,440
Speaker 2: She hates kids. Maybe she hates kids.

554
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 1: Well, she's she's had, she she's with them.

555
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,679
Speaker 4: She wants to move on from having more kids. And

556
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 4: he's like, totally get it.

557
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 2: You know what she has.

558
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 4: Let's get snipped, right. So he gets snipped and he goes, honey,

559
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go away for this weekend. I got twenty

560
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 4: five shots. I gotta bang out. You don't want to

561
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 4: be around for that.

562
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:45,120
Speaker 1: He leaves. She has a miscarriage the next day. Oh

563
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: my god. And now she's gotta get to this. Guys,

564
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I forgot comedy is dead? Wait? Howat this is? Sad?

565
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: Don't know how you get past the seat.

566
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 2: Hey, he's setting it up, let's give it.

567
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 4: I haven't said they haven't said the punchline yet. She's

568
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 4: got to get to the cabin before there's twenty five

569
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,239
Speaker 4: nut bus because once he passes the nut bus and

570
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,640
Speaker 4: so like you're intercutting from her, like you know, the.

571
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 1: Car will breakdown, she'll run into her.

572
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 2: So there's there's truly a ticking cock, oh a chacking cock.

573
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I love that. And maybe the place he

574
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 3: went is there's no cell phone.

575
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:34,959
Speaker 1: So exactly there's just porn tapes. Yeah, it's the cabin.

576
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 2: It's a cabin.

577
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could come up to the cabin.

578
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 2: Yes, there's just it was his it was his creepy

579
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 2: old grandpa who just went there to die and just

580
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,679
Speaker 2: has a wall of dusty old porno tapes.

581
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,880
Speaker 1: Right, and you're inner cutting, so it's just you.

582
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 2: You're just jerking off to like Christy Canyons or whatever

583
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 2: whatever old porn Betty Page or something.

584
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 1: That's great. But his grandpa here or his grandpa dying

585
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,679
Speaker 1: in the movie, Yeah, we could throw that in like

586
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,199
Speaker 1: the like deleted scenes.

587
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe in the coda the very very end of

588
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,360
Speaker 2: the movie, after the credits is we like we walk

589
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 2: back and find him still jerking off of the woods,

590
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 2: like he goes on a walk. He thought he was

591
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 2: dead the whole time, but like, yeah, we think he's

592
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 2: dead and he's still and what is the coda? I

593
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 2: think that isn't that uh like after the little scene

594
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 2: after their credits roll.

595
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,159
Speaker 1: Oh it's not like the secret scene. It's like I

596
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 1: think it's the last last bum, you know, like the

597
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 1: last notes.

598
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, like that's what is That is the led Zeppelin

599
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 4: album Coda their last album.

600
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 3: So that was a Come related album? Oh my god, No, wait,

601
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 3: we're not talking about Come anymore.

602
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 2: Wait god damn yeah. Hold on, like jerks off on

603
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,679
Speaker 2: one plane when he was nineteen years old.

604
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 1: And it blew my fucking mind.

605
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,640
Speaker 2: Bro, the jerks off one time on a plane when

606
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 2: he was in his late teens and suddenly he just

607
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 2: has Jiz on the brain.

608
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: His brain has come.

609
00:26:55,960 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, No, it crossed with because Kyle's dogs names Coda, Yeah,

610
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 3: Come Soda.

611
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's right.

612
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 3: I wasn't totally out of the blue.

613
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, where are you getting? Okay?

614
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 3: I know, I was like, wait, what the fuck does

615
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 3: happened to my brain?

616
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: Because my dog Coda is also known as Come Soda.

617
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 4: But I I feel so bad for everybody listening who's like,

618
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,479
Speaker 4: I gotta stop.

619
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: I can't follow it anymore. But it's not that. But

620
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 1: it's not that.

621
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 6: Yes, smart, he's a smart guy, smart guy, really really smart.

622
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: I'm like scared to talk because I'm pretty sure I'm

623
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 1: chunking hard.

624
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 3: That's good. It's good to be scared to talk on

625
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:42,640
Speaker 3: a podcast.

626
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I'm like, I feel like I'm about, like,

627
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 1: you know, five seconds behind you, guys.

628
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 3: I apologize, Yeah, and what about the actual internet?

629
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 2: You always are.

630
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 1: Saying, wait, he's gonna get it in three two. I

631
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 1: get you, guys at the right time, but I put

632
00:27:59,240 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: it out there different.

633
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, guys, this is fun.

634
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 3: Ye, I know, Adam, you're that guy. I'm not the

635
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 3: It's like, you don't have to eat it just because

636
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 3: you can. I don't understand. We should establish the animals

637
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,199
Speaker 3: we eat, and then the rest of them we just

638
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 3: leave the fuck alone. Like chickens are cool.

639
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but in that culture they do eat bats, and

640
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,400
Speaker 2: that culture they are chickens.

641
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: So the chickens of the sky.

642
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 2: So when you're there, I want to experience their culture.

643
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 2: And part of their culture is eating bats in some

644
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 2: places humans, In which case, which would you, guys, eat human?

645
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: Cannibal? Human?

646
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 4: I don't think I would unless it was just like

647
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 4: a real perky but that you just use slice like

648
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 4: a square out of Oh is pop it?

649
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 2: Oh you're talking torture. I'm talking.

650
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: Well, no, the person's not alive. I'm not gonna eat

651
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 1: a live person.

652
00:28:58,800 --> 00:28:59,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, But what if?

653
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: Way, what if I was like, hey, guys, I'll give

654
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: you a piece of my haunch and you can cook

655
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: it up and eat it. And it's a surgery and

656
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 1: it's a planned surgery, and I'm like, I want to

657
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: lose weight, so I'm going to cut some of my

658
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: meat off of my bones and deliver it to you

659
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: guys and have a prized chef come and cook it up.

660
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: Would you grab I would do that to someone.

661
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 2: I don't know if I would. I think you're actually

662
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 2: you know what, because I bet your skin is mad

663
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 2: like sour and salty.

664
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, No, okay, it's got taste.

665
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what tastes like soy sauce.

666
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, he tastes already. I imagine you are You taste

667
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 2: like like you're pickled a little bit?

668
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: So was this preseasoned?

669
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 2: I think? Uh yeah, No, I was gonna say I

670
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 2: wouldn't want to eat Cole I'd like to eat someone else.

671
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 2: But the more I think about it, I think you

672
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 2: gotta you gotta some tasty sour patch kid haunches.

673
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 3: Ile is the the kim chi of our friends first?

674
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 1: Sure, No, he's the pickled egg, the pickled cabbage, the

675
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: pickled whatever. I'm just pickled.

676
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 4: You would want to eat like a piece of like

677
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 4: a fitness finspirational what do they call the finn finfluenciers?

678
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 2: You're talking about my other career, Yes, right.

679
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: You would.

680
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 4: You would want to eat a slice of that that

681
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 4: butt right there, pearl so Adam Adam?

682
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: So would you eat a little bit of Adam?

683
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 4: I would eat Adam's butt over your butt, for sure,

684
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 4: just because I know that the it's a leaner meat.

685
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: It's a leaner meat, for sure. These are two these

686
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 1: are these are two parallel questions. One is would you

687
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: eat in this? I guess, okay, you're eating Adam over

688
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 1: me whatever. That's what we got to.

689
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 2: That's I don't know, because I think I'm like just

690
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 2: a blick a muscle, and I think it would be

691
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 2: too tough. I think it'd be too tough.

692
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's tough meat.

693
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 2: You need that sweet marbling that Kyle has you.

694
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: But but but let me just say this. Let me

695
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: say this.

696
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 4: If I'm if I'm eating anybody's butt, it'll be the

697
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 4: best butt of the group.

698
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: It'll be Blake.

699
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 3: But that's eating out my butt. You're actually eating there,

700
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 3: but you're eating out mine.

701
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: I feel like, first out of them, I'm giving you

702
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: my muffin top. That's what's happening. I'm cutting that right off,

703
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 1: and that's getting that's all fat, that's the delicacy. That's

704
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: good stuff. Bro. You want that though, you do, you.

705
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 2: Do want You don't want to eat a lot of that.

706
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 2: But if you are gonna eat a human being, you're

707
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 2: gonna want some fat in there. You don't want to

708
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 2: just say.

709
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 1: I want lean like Buffalo burger style. That's what I want.

710
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 2: So you want the filet mignon. Okay, I'm a I'm

711
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 2: more of a ribbi guy.

712
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, No, I don't like I don't like fatty.

713
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I'm not into it now. I'm trying to

714
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 1: figure out what I eat because I'm a vegetarian. Likenles

715
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: got that wag you booty.

716
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 2: Uh And and by the way, I know you said

717
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 2: Blake has the nicest ass in the group, and yeah,

718
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 2: I understand you're getting under my skin.

719
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: Gotta.

720
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,479
Speaker 2: I saw this gift the other day.

721
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 3: I don't say of your own butt, of my own ass.

722
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 2: It was from it was from the show, and I

723
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 2: I forget what it was. But we were in like

724
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 2: medical uh we're in the hospital and I'm turning around

725
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 2: and you see it, just the side of my ass

726
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 2: to hot, hot, HoTT dude, and it was just fucking perfect.

727
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 5: Man.

728
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 2: I was like, I almost send it to you, guys,

729
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 2: but then I was like, I don't want to send

730
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 2: photos of my own ass to my friends, right, but I'd.

731
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: Rather talk about it. I'd rather talk about it rather

732
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 1: save it for the pod. Guys.

733
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 3: I'll tell you right now, do you ever want to

734
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 3: send me nudes? I'm down. I want nudes from my

735
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 3: fellas at all times. They they make me laugh. They

736
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 3: make me all the time.

737
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: Hey, you guys out there, you heard it. If you

738
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: want to send dudes, send it to Blake's DM.

739
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 3: No, I'm not asking. I'm not asking the general public.

740
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 3: I want him only from my very close dude friends.

741
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: Subliminally, he meant everyone out there, Blake, I have hold

742
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: on one second, Blake. I have wanted to send you,

743
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: uh some some nudes in the past, but I've been

744
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: afraid that after it goes to your inbox, it might

745
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: skip and step somewhere else. Can we make a pact

746
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 1: that if any of us send each other nudes for

747
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: a laugh, that which just stops in the inbox and

748
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,719
Speaker 1: it doesn't go anywhere else. When have I ever been

749
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: Where's he gonna go? No fappening. I don't want.

750
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna fappen in my homies. When have I

751
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 3: ever leaked nudes? Dude, You're they're safe with me.

752
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,239
Speaker 1: I'm just establishing a pact. That's it.

753
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 3: Okay.

754
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 2: Well, see with Blake, Blake's a collector, like if you

755
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 2: send him, if you send me a nude, it's already gone,

756
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 2: right it leaked.

757
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 3: It's not for me, it's for everyone.

758
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 2: I look at it, and I'm a human snapchat when

759
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 2: it comes to saving things and digital things.

760
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: Your mind is a Snapchat.

761
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 2: It'll only yeah, just I see it and then it's gone.

762
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 2: Then it's just in the deep recesses of my computer

763
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 2: that I'll never be able to find. With Blake, he's

764
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,719
Speaker 2: going to categorize it. You'll have all the you know,

765
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 2: it'll be there forever.

766
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 4: He'll tag it frumpy Zity Kyle. But Fisher's hemis.

767
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 1: That's why I have to make sure to establish this

768
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: past because I do want to send him, Yeah, I

769
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 1: do want to send him funny picks. Uh, but I'm

770
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous about where they're going to end up.

771
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 3: Don't be nervous.

772
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: Hey, did you.

773
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:14,439
Speaker 2: Guys know that Jeffrey Jeffrey Dahmer uh serial killer?

774
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 3: Absolutely yes, my twin.

775
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 2: He drilled in people's heads and then he'd pour uh.

776
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:24,760
Speaker 2: McBride was telling me this. He poured uh fucking orange

777
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 2: juice in people's heads. So like do he wanted to

778
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 2: turn them into zombies. It's science. That was like his thing,

779
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 2: orange juice.

780
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 3: I don't know about the orange juice detail. But he

781
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 3: would for sure draw small like lobottomize his victims before

782
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 3: he would murder them.

783
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: Is that nice or does that mean I guess that's nice?

784
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:43,839
Speaker 3: Right?

785
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,879
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. Then they don't know what's happening. No,

786
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: lobottomizing is nice. Way. You guys are just so negative.

787
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be positive.

788
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 2: The nicest thing would be to not murder them.

789
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just go have coffee with it.

790
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,080
Speaker 2: But then if you are going to murder someone, you

791
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 2: shoot him right in the head. You just murder them.

792
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: But he's not right, so he's the bottomizing them. So

793
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: they don't know what's happening at least, but.

794
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 2: They still feel things.

795
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 1: Oh no, but they don't know. But they don't know,

796
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,720
Speaker 1: deser No, this is not good.

797
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 3: I mean I remember when I was I used to like, really,

798
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm not still obsessed with serial killers.

799
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 3: But my aunt used to have this encyclopedia of serial

800
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 3: killers at her house, and when I was really young,

801
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 3: I would always.

802
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: Was she doing these days?

803
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 3: She's great, she has she loves her cats, she loves me.

804
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 3: It's all fine, she has a pool, She's an awesome person.

805
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 3: But this book was like the encyclopedia of serial killers.

806
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 3: And those books always have like ten pages of crime scene.

807
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 1: Photos pictures in the middle.

808
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 3: Yes, and I was like strangely addicted and it would

809
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 3: scare the fuck out of me. But I was like

810
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 3: strangely addicted to looking at those photos.

811
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 5: When did you jerk off to them?

812
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 1: Whoa could? I love it? Actually?

813
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 4: I think like the Hentai titties are pretty cool. But

814
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 4: why is it that every Henty video, the like super

815
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 4: hot chicks with the giant titties, also have like a

816
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 4: monster hog cock?

817
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: What is that? There's not just one? Straight up No,

818
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: I don't know Hentai very well. I apologize.

819
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 2: I'm also not in that world.

820
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 4: It's like the CGI porno where you're like, you click

821
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 4: on it and you go this so this could be cool,

822
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,760
Speaker 4: and you're like, whoa, look out good, the graphics have come.

823
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,280
Speaker 4: It's pretty hot, and then it's just a giant vany

824
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 4: hog on a woman and you're like, it's not really

825
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 4: my thing?

826
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,760
Speaker 2: Is there any Yeah, well it's some people's thing, okay,

827
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 2: don't kink shame, okay.

828
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 4: But it's all of it. I'm saying, is there a

829
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 4: little something for the freaks like me that's still.

830
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 2: Like it natch natural cartoon?

831
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 3: Well?

832
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:54,399
Speaker 1: Have you looked up Henti woman no dick? Yeah?

833
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 3: Have you googled that Henti woman no dick?

834
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 4: That's too much I don't want to get I don't

835
00:36:59,040 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 4: want to start googling.

836
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 2: Then you're in the weeds. Then you're a Hendti guy. Okay,

837
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 2: you don't want to be a I.

838
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 4: Don't want to be a Hentai guy, and no, no

839
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 4: offense to the Hentai guy.

840
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 1: Maybe try googling specifically what you'd like, you know.

841
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 2: But like then I'm like, see he's an accidental He's

842
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 2: like a thank oops this video? How did this come

843
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:16,720
Speaker 2: into the queue?

844
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 1: I'm not a familiar Sure is this a demon fucking

845
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 1: a woman?

846
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 3: Here?

847
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: Let's click on that, right?

848
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 3: Yes, this is what. Here's what I'll say about any

849
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:34,760
Speaker 3: animated pornography. It gets weird quick. It's like a portal

850
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 3: to bizarre stuff. You know, no kinkshaming, but it gets

851
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 3: it gets weird. It has a dark side to it

852
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 3: as well.

853
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,439
Speaker 2: Well, we can kink shame, yeah, we can king shame

854
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 2: some stuff. Some stuffer is you know, fucking bizarre.

855
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: It's bizarre. Saying it's bizarre doesn't necessarily mean it's shameful.

856
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,240
Speaker 1: It's just saying it is bizarre.

857
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 3: Right now, let's well, let's dissect the word bizarre. The

858
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:02,280
Speaker 3: root word by okay, that means the tzar pre bizarre.

859
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 3: A tzar was a king or a sultant in mid

860
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 3: century Russia.

861
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 2: Right were you when you jerked off on flights, Blake?

862
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: I was twenty.

863
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 3: I don't have a pinpoint date. I will try to

864
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 3: find the game pro and that got me going, well.

865
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 4: Well, will you tell us about the plane, the experience,

866
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 4: the equipment as they call it, what the experience?

867
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 1: Did you wait?

868
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 2: Was it a nighttime fly? Was this midday? Were you

869
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 2: going there in the middle of the morning?

870
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: Tell me about like the seat situation. Who were you

871
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 1: sitting next to it?

872
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 4: Is this like a one seat on the other side

873
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 4: and two on the other because you're just flying from

874
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 4: LA from what airport to what?

875
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 1: And what kind of pants are you rock and sweatpants?

876
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: Are these sweatpants? Is middle school? You're unaccompanied? Who were

877
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: you sitting next.

878
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 3: To There's details that are foggy, but it was not

879
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,799
Speaker 3: a night flight. It was like an afternoon flight.

880
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,280
Speaker 1: Afternoon flight, afternoon flight.

881
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 3: And there was a gentleman sitting next to me, but

882
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 3: he was sleeping. He was he was.

883
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: Wow, did you sleep, attack gentleman? There was a gentleman sleeping?

884
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 3: Next year, I know, I know for damn certain you

885
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 3: guys must have had an instant in your teenage horniest

886
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 3: years that you jay oed a time or place that

887
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 3: was inappropriate or you just should have kept it on.

888
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, Blake, we're not talking about us it's it's

889
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 4: in the hundreds, if not thousands.

890
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: But we're talking about you right now. We didn't go

891
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: on another podcast to talk about it.

892
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, yeah, see we bring our dirty stories to

893
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 2: this podcast.

894
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,840
Speaker 3: It was pre this is important.

895
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: So and what does that mean before?

896
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 3: Yes, it was before we had oh thank you.

897
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: So you were prematurely I was.

898
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 3: Prematurely spilling my jo beans on another a podcast.

899
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 4: Wait, so this is so this is but this is

900
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 4: pre pre come or this is pre Okay, So you

901
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 4: just did an air pop on an airplane.

902
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 3: I did an air pop on an airplane pre air pods.

903
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 3: So we know that's the time frame.

904
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: Well, that's the best time to do something like that,

905
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: when you're dry popping. Yeah, that's when.

906
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 3: You can get away with it. Tell your kids so

907
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 3: you don't.

908
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:22,760
Speaker 1: Have to clean up anything.

909
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 3: Well let's not.

910
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: Let's not freeze it like, that's when you can get

911
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: away with it.

912
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 3: No, this is what I'm gonna tell my kids.

913
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 2: It is though, and that's why we are living in

914
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 2: a worse time where now children when they're alone and

915
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 2: they're just in their horny est state and they're just

916
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 2: they're they're jiggling on the flight a little bit and

917
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 2: just the bounce is making their balls just kind of

918
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 2: just kind of just.

919
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: Right just.

920
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 2: Off the seat, and the air pressure is kind of

921
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 2: walking them up. And you know there's a stewardess there

922
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 2: and she's a living woman, so that's crazy.

923
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,320
Speaker 1: She's a walking, talking woman.

924
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 2: And then there's a guy who's asleep next to you.

925
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 2: Is that a weird thing that turns you on for

926
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:03,760
Speaker 2: no reason?

927
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:04,919
Speaker 1: That forearm hair?

928
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 3: He's gone if you're watching space Jam Lola Bunny.

929
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 2: But nowadays everyone has a goddamn video camera in their

930
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 2: pocket called a cell phone, and the kids are not

931
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 2: safe to jerk off anymore, right.

932
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: Thank you. You can't get away with nothing. Because what

933
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 1: was the.

934
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 2: Bad worst thing that was gonna happen in the dare

935
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 2: I say best decade Blakey the nineties? The worst thing

936
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 2: that was gonna happen is that guy's gonna wake up

937
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 2: and just see little Froe Blake just all throwed out,

938
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 2: just yanking his meat stick under.

939
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: A game pro.

940
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 2: I got a big fucking boner, right, you know, And

941
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 2: that would be a weird encounter, you'd land we'd have a.

942
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: Laugh about it.

943
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 4: To have a laugh, he'd tell my dad, Guy next

944
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 4: to Yeah, the guy next to you definitely just gives

945
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 4: you a nod.

946
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: He's like, this is important.

947
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 3: This is also pre nine to eleven. So he'd see

948
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 3: my father as soon as we got off the flight.

949
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 3: He'd be like, dude, your son easy. I caught him

950
00:41:58,680 --> 00:41:59,720
Speaker 3: looking at Laura Kraft.

951
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: He alright, all right, they all chest bump. He's all right, yeah, yeah,

952
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: he's all right, all right, all right.

953
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 3: Back to what durst, you just pitched a really good

954
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 3: movie because you could have this whole like this. No,

955
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 3: this lady and her best friend are on a buddy.

956
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 4: And the best friend is like super pregnant, ready to pop.

957
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 1: She's not supposed to go.

958
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 3: And then you just keep cutting the husband having just

959
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 3: like the weirdest jerk off scenes like twenty five.

960
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: Scenes, right, and then you're back to the action.

961
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 3: And then you're back to the heartfelt story, and then

962
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 3: you cut to the dumb dude just.

963
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 1: Like, right, bro, this is the strangest.

964
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,879
Speaker 2: Well it can also like you, like your original pitch,

965
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 2: I want to save some of that because you know

966
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 2: there was some meat on those bones and just to.

967
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 1: Those balls, so to speak.

968
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 2: Sure, well, yeah, like some of those scenes should be

969
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 2: pretty beautiful. Yes, well, because he's dealing with he's really

970
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 2: finding himself out there and he's really join he's underneath.

971
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,399
Speaker 1: The water outdoor Jack Sessions, for sure.

972
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 2: He's jerking off. And right as he busts, he catches

973
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:06,839
Speaker 2: the salmon that.

974
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: It it jumps up for the nut and then he

975
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 1: grabs it.

976
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 2: And he grabs it, yeah, just with his bare hands.

977
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 2: By the lip it's flipping around and then and then

978
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 2: it cuts to him eating it perfect, yes, exactly. Guess

979
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 2: what he doesn't have any lowries? What's it going to

980
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 2: use to season it? Oo?

981
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 3: Now that's nasty.

982
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what is it gonna use?

983
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 2: Hey, I don't know he needs something salty. I don't know.

984
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 2: I don't know what he's going to use. Let's let

985
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 2: the audience decide.

986
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: Adam, what would be salty to your knowledge.

987
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 2: Something that salty and kind of buttery tats and I'm

988
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 2: not sure.

989
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 1: I don't know what is that?

990
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 3: The description alloy is what it's called.

991
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:48,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it tastes exactly like uh from all the loads

992
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 2: that I've swallowed, uh swallowed, not tasting salty and buttery.

993
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 2: Salty and buttery, right.

994
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:59,720
Speaker 1: And is a valid replacement for lowries.

995
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 2: Or like an old bay or like an old.

996
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: Is that like a seasoning?

997
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's another season cool tight.

998
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I think we got some. I was picturing

999
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 4: like a wild horses running by the guy when he's

1000
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 4: just stroking it.

1001
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 2: Yes, maybe he gets maybe one stops and sees him

1002
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 2: doing right and just looks like he's gonna charge him,

1003
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 2: and then just bows down. You know, horses get like

1004
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 2: a cross.

1005
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,399
Speaker 1: The right one hu yeah there, Neil, Yeah.

1006
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 2: One in front of the other and then just bows

1007
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 2: down like it's some sort of magical moment between the

1008
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,879
Speaker 2: two of them. And then for the rest of the movie,

1009
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 2: he just rides that butt naked horseback.

1010
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: Uh huh oh and he does a hands free e jack.

1011
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's riding it bareback.

1012
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1013
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 2: That's also kind of a sexual term. There's a lot here, guys.

1014
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's so much here.

1015
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 3: Great movie.

1016
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: I would love to spend some moments on this some

1017
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: of that, and then also roll through like twelve of

1018
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 1: them quick like oh yeah, yeah, he does it on

1019
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: the way up, he bangs. There's twenty five. We have

1020
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: to get through twenty.

1021
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,919
Speaker 2: Five a love Yeah, you're gonna want to move.

1022
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 3: It all every single cutaway should be a new genre

1023
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 3: for sure, genre bending.

1024
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,760
Speaker 2: And guess what it's a it's a ticking cock, right,

1025
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 2: but that cock has a tick twenty five times and

1026
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:11,399
Speaker 2: that's a lot of ticking.

1027
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 4: And what's cool is it by the end when he

1028
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 4: when he gets up to like the fifteen's the late teens, like.

1029
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: When the movies when the audience is glued to their

1030
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 1: seats in the screen. Right, it's tough. He can't just

1031
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 1: go back to back pops.

1032
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 3: What about the dark nut of the soul?

1033
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 2: Dark blake? Hit it?

1034
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 3: Yes, points, you give it to yourself.

1035
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 2: There you go, baby, Yes points.

1036
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 1: You earned it?

1037
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:37,399
Speaker 4: Great?

1038
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: Thank you? Cool?

1039
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,280
Speaker 4: And then you know what, we can show something earlier

1040
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 4: that foreskin shadows what happens later.

1041
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 3: The way you didn't know it was going to be

1042
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 3: back shadows.

1043
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if we can find something in the

1044
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: right vein.

1045
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 4: You, yes, And I don't want to rip off any

1046
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 4: old movie like Shaft or.

1047
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 3: Yes Go There anymore anymore. Wow, he's gotta take a

1048
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 3: sip of beer after that run.

1049
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: My boy had.

1050
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,439
Speaker 3: To cool down.

1051
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 2: He's gotta wet that whistle.

1052
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 4: But like the soundtrack could be amazing. You could get

1053
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:14,800
Speaker 4: like Jaretha Franklin.

1054
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 3: Oh yes, but.

1055
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, do you guys want to hear some crazy shit?

1056
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 3: Yeah? Wait, hold on, we got some breaking news here.

1057
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 4: I was just in Yosemite for almost a week with

1058
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 4: my family and stuff.

1059
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, bro.

1060
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 4: And first of all, Yosemite is dope. Go check it out.

1061
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 2: It's way dope.

1062
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: El cap. There's like some sequoia trees that you could

1063
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:39,399
Speaker 1: drive through.

1064
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 2: That's the really the only national park I've ever been to.

1065
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,320
Speaker 2: It's fucking stunning, gorgeous.

1066
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 1: It's crazy. But so we're up there and my little.

1067
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 3: One is like, there's a worm in my poo poo and.

1068
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 1: We're like, huh oh, my god.

1069
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 4: Emma goes to check the duke in. Sure enough, there's

1070
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 4: a little worm going and then we're like, well, he's

1071
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 4: got pinworm. So we have to like all take this medicine.

1072
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 4: And then the next day my big dog is like, Dad,

1073
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,879
Speaker 4: there's a snake in a worm in my poop poo too.

1074
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a raccoon coming out of my penis. He

1075
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,919
Speaker 1: was like, he's like, I had a worm too.

1076
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 4: So we're all like boiling her clothes and like changing

1077
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,280
Speaker 4: the sheets and like emailing everyone at the schools and stuff.

1078
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, what does that?

1079
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

1080
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 3: Why?

1081
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,280
Speaker 2: Worms in your poop? What does that mean?

1082
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 4: So, like, if you're a little kid and you're like

1083
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 4: sucking your thumb all the time, like I guess there's

1084
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 4: like in germs, like somehow there's like eggs that can

1085
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 4: get like left like on your fingernails and stuff like that,

1086
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 4: and then you suck on your thumb and then it

1087
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 4: goes into your body and then worms grow in your

1088
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:49,879
Speaker 4: digestive track and they eat your food, right, and then

1089
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 4: like every once in a while you shit one out

1090
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 4: And like, I'm just checking my dukie every day. Different

1091
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 4: than dookie trends, but it is gnarlist that's cool.

1092
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 2: So how do you check your doukie? Do you do?

1093
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 2: You fish it out of the toilet and like take

1094
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 2: a fork and kind of smash.

1095
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: It up and mash it in my hands. I squeezed. Yeah.

1096
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 3: Do you kind of get one of those like garlic

1097
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 3: peelers and kind of run it through that?

1098
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: And yeah, how do you check exactly the playdose style? Yeah?

1099
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 3: Do you get kids playdoes?

1100
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: These are all good ideas? I should look into it.

1101
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 3: You squish it out, make it look like dreads coming

1102
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 3: out of the little toys, Yo.

1103
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 4: You dookie, and then you just kind of get up

1104
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 4: all weird and you turn around your eyeball it and

1105
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 4: you're like looking for any movement. And then when you're like, okay,

1106
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 4: it's not that.

1107
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 3: Why is this making my butthole itch?

1108
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 4: I mean, hey, I can't. I'm waiting for it, but

1109
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:37,280
Speaker 4: I already took the medicine.

1110
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 1: How big was this thing? Man? How big was the worm?

1111
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 1: Like a half inch long?

1112
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 2: Well that's so, I mean that's pretty big.

1113
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 1: Sorry, I said half a schlong. So it was pretty big.

1114
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 2: So your kids at least six inches. They got some

1115
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 2: big old wambows. I'm down there, I know they did.

1116
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 2: Sure do huge cocks.

1117
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 1: They got my exact same.

1118
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 3: So do the worms get transferred through clothing to other

1119
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 3: people in the house? Why do you have to boil

1120
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 3: everything they can? Oh my god, because like.

1121
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: They the eggs.

1122
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 4: There's like eggs on your butthole, like you gotta wash

1123
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 4: your ship.

1124
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: It's crazy, clear wild stuff.

1125
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 2: It's cool that your children are investigating their shit intensely

1126
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 2: enough that they saw the worm.

1127
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:22,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you see the first Was it like

1128
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:23,720
Speaker 3: a lot of worms?

1129
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 1: No, it's one.

1130
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 4: So he was three, and he's three and a half

1131
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 4: or whatever, almost a little more. But he just came

1132
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,399
Speaker 4: out and was like, there's a worm in and you're

1133
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 4: like what.

1134
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 1: First of all, why are you looking like what?

1135
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 4: Second of all, like he must have felt a little

1136
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 4: squirm or something like that or heard it screaming from

1137
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 4: the toilet bowl. Well, but like Emma didn't believe him

1138
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 4: because you're just like, all right, but then kids.

1139
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, you think he's making is doing some fun. Make

1140
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 2: believes right.

1141
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 4: We're all about the worm bits in our house too,

1142
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:56,720
Speaker 4: which is like extra confusing.

1143
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 3: There's a dragon in my poop poop?

1144
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 4: Right, I pissed firecrackers, right, But then she checked it

1145
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 4: out and was like sure enough. And then Arnie, we

1146
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 4: were like is he trying to like be part of it?

1147
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 4: Because it got a lot.

1148
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: Of attention right right, right right, and we were like, see, like, uh,

1149
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: I have worms in my poo poo too.

1150
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 2: Right, Like you have no worms in your poo poo.

1151
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 1: I'm cool.

1152
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 3: You didn't see it was like twice as big, Yeah,

1153
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,359
Speaker 3: there's an earthworm and his dookie. It's like, right, that

1154
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 3: doesn't add up.

1155
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,280
Speaker 1: You dig that up from the backyard.

1156
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, why are there roly polleys in your poop.

1157
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 2: There's just like you guys went fishing, there's like minnows

1158
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 2: in there.

1159
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, dad, check out my turn.

1160
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 4: Did you guys call the big worms bloodsuckers back in

1161
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:37,399
Speaker 4: the day?

1162
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 3: What leeches?

1163
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: Oh?

1164
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 4: Like the big earthworms? Yeah, for sure, big earthworms. We

1165
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 4: always call them bloodsuckers.

1166
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 3: No, I've heard them called nightcrawlers.

1167
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, nightcrawlers because when are they nightcrawlers?

1168
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: Because they come out at night?

1169
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 2: Because they come out at night. Yeah, that was the

1170
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,240
Speaker 2: most fun thing as a kid when uh we would

1171
00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:00,120
Speaker 2: like be camping going fishing the next morning and I

1172
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 2: was like, you got to go find those earthworms, those

1173
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 2: nightcrawlers to uh so we can fish the next morning.

1174
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,879
Speaker 2: And then it's just you're hunting. You're covered in mud,

1175
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 2: and you feel like you're doing actual work getting them worms.

1176
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 3: Early bird gets the worm man. That's where the saying

1177
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 3: comes from.

1178
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,399
Speaker 1: The worms are cool. So the moral of the story

1179
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: is my kids are cool because worms are cool.

1180
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 2: Yea, they did they feel sick? God did they feel?

1181
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,799
Speaker 1: You don't even know. There's just parasites. They live in you.

1182
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 4: They eat your food, and I guess like if you

1183
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,280
Speaker 4: don't check your dookie. It just takes like three months

1184
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 4: to cycle out. So you guys have all probably had.

1185
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,359
Speaker 1: Them for sure. This is the meat worm, do you?

1186
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 2: And I'm always investigating my dukie, So that's weird that

1187
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it.

1188
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:41,879
Speaker 1: With the garlic thing, I.

1189
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 2: Always take it out, smash it up with a fork.

1190
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 2: That's why I kind of that was sort of my

1191
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 2: what I do with it.

1192
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1193
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, every time I take a ship.

1194
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 4: I shit on a plate and then I kind of

1195
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 4: shake it off into the toilet.

1196
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just eat it, and you guys know that.

1197
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,280
Speaker 2: I'm siphoning it through a little thing like you're searching

1198
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 2: for gold.

1199
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: Right, that's how we met.

1200
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 3: Well these are Yeah, I'm feeling like maybe we have

1201
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:03,399
Speaker 3: a little olknor face because Carl was talking about Kyle.

1202
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 1: Yes, it's me. I don't have the rape van with me.

1203
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 3: He was talking about the red meat worm's last pod.

1204
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 3: And now all of a sudden, your kids have.

1205
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,799
Speaker 4: Is the new saying instead of yolk on your face,

1206
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 4: you got a little worm in your butt.

1207
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 3: I got a little worm in your pool.

1208
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,240
Speaker 4: Guys, I got a little worm in my butt.

1209
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 2: Now hear me out, guys, hear me out. Because I

1210
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:30,839
Speaker 2: think this is a really really good idea. Do we uh,

1211
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 2: since we're talking sending nudes to each other, which I'm like,

1212
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,479
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe sure, but don't we want to take

1213
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 2: really artful, artistic hardcore porno shoot hard uh and like

1214
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 2: having only fans or something?

1215
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:51,800
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1216
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, we do, don't don't we don't?

1217
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: Don't we interesting phrase of a question.

1218
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 2: Only fans? Maybe we have like a calendar? Maybe did

1219
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 2: I chunk? Did you guys hear that? I'm saying you froze?

1220
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 1: But maybe maybe we do, Adam, Maybe we do.

1221
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm saying we do a maybe we started only

1222
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 2: fans where it's just real hot content from us, but

1223
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 2: and then I kind of walked that back. I think

1224
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 2: what we should do is we just we have like

1225
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 2: really very sexual encounters with maybe with each other. Sensual

1226
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 2: I was gonna say. I said sexual, and what I

1227
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 2: mean is sensual.

1228
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 3: Photos, different things, very different.

1229
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 2: That we sell when we go on tour, and they're

1230
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 2: like calendars we do like sexy calendars, you know, calenders.

1231
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 3: Okay, I love your merch booth ideas.

1232
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 1: This is a merch I got.

1233
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 2: My merch brain is just fireing today. I don't know

1234
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 2: what it is your.

1235
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:59,280
Speaker 1: Merch brain firing. What other thing that we talked about.

1236
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:03,720
Speaker 1: He's boosting. He's just like he's boosting. Everything's a freaking

1237
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 1: opportunity with Yeah, I like it.

1238
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, firing episode just a calendar, Like, so just twelve

1239
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 4: photos or like, are we talking about one of those

1240
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 4: three hundred and sixty five where you pull one off

1241
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 4: every day?

1242
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: Oh?

1243
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 2: Hell, I think I think that's that might be too

1244
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 2: much work and a lot of nudity.

1245
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 1: But think about this. Think about this.

1246
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 4: If on the first day it's just a shot of

1247
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 4: your flaccid penis, and then every day you peel back,

1248
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 4: it's like it gradually getting harder.

1249
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 2: That's going to have to be a big calendar for

1250
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 2: Meah oh, it gets harder. And then and then on

1251
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 2: New Year's Eve you bust. Yes, yeah, New Year's Eve

1252
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 2: if you bust, all right?

1253
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 1: Right, oh wow, so there's like actual Yeah, that's kind

1254
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: of interesting.

1255
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 3: Wait, so this just isn't the erection growing you're actually

1256
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 3: stimulating yourself.

1257
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 2: No, well, you don't see it.

1258
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 1: This is a flip book with three hundred and sixty

1259
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: five frames, and the first frame is a flaccid wang

1260
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: and then the last frame is a ces a cumshot.

1261
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 2: Well, we could release that and then ever say just

1262
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 2: say it's our collective dick. And what we could do

1263
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 2: is take this much photo of just a little one

1264
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 2: in photo of each of our dicks.

1265
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:11,760
Speaker 1: I actually like this idea.

1266
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 2: It's a Frankenstein version of a dick, and it's just

1267
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 2: our collective dick.

1268
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 1: So we're never Frank Weenie, you're.

1269
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 2: Only showing this much of your dick.

1270
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 1: I would be down to put all of our dicks

1271
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 1: together in the photo shop and make a bigger dick.

1272
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:28,839
Speaker 3: Wait, who's the vulture on on the crew? Who's the head?

1273
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 1: Bro? Hang on?

1274
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 4: But I hold up, I said, I said, Frank and Weenie,

1275
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 4: and I ain't get a yes point?

1276
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, points point. I'm gonna go playing traffic yest.

1277
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 3: There we go. You got your points, bro, and give

1278
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 3: you flowers.

1279
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 1: What do you think I'm here for the points.

1280
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 3: We're here for the damn point fowers.

1281
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 4: God, it's so crazy that Adam you took that there,

1282
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,919
Speaker 4: because that's exactly what I was thinking, hm with theizzing

1283
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,440
Speaker 4: on the New Year's I was gonna say that that's crazy.

1284
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 2: Great mind slow, and that's and that's why it works

1285
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:03,240
Speaker 2: so well together. Jersey.

1286
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's put our heads together, I mean.

1287
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:11,799
Speaker 3: Head on collisions, baby, And I'm not talking crash test me.

1288
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 1: Yikes.

1289
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1290
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 2: And so I think that's like some really cool uh

1291
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 2: merch or n f T Yeah.

1292
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's wrong. Actually, I was thinking that, like all

1293
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 3: this NFT ship I could give a fuck about. But

1294
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 3: doesn't it seem like the best place to drop like

1295
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 3: your nudes or sex tape if you are going to

1296
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 3: do that, right, like make it hell of exclusive?

1297
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,319
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but what do you what do you want

1298
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 4: from your dropping your sex tape?

1299
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 2: Well, you could still see it. It could still be

1300
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:42,280
Speaker 2: passed around the internet to everyone, but only one person

1301
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 2: actually owns it. You could still like post.

1302
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 4: It wherever, but not if that person has it, yeah.

1303
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 3: Right, like only one person owns it if you make

1304
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 3: it super exclusive.

1305
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you could still it could still be everywhere

1306
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 2: on the internet.

1307
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 4: If that person puts it out there, right, But then

1308
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:01,360
Speaker 4: that devalues it, right, So you're just buying it to

1309
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 4: put it out there.

1310
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 1: There's the whole thing of value is there's only one.

1311
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:05,799
Speaker 1: There can only be one.

1312
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're so dumb.

1313
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,240
Speaker 3: We don't have So you say, come over to my house,

1314
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 3: I have the nude. I will show it to you,

1315
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 3: but you have to pay at the door to see it.

1316
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 3: To see Blake's Blake's gooch.

1317
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I bet Blake would get the most

1318
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 2: money for for his news, right, that's what I think you.

1319
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 2: I think you would, you would collect the most coin.

1320
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could get behind that. If you watch Kyle's

1321
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 1: n FT, it's like that movie The Ring. We're like, you.

1322
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 4: See his butthole, like the hair, and all of a sudden,

1323
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 4: this fucking girl with long hair curls and sucking date.

1324
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 1: That would be a sick ass NFT.

1325
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 3: Well, how did they not make a ring? Porno?

1326
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 1: Pity?

1327
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 2: This ain't the ring?

1328
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 1: Oh bro, I guarantee you that shit exists, the cock ring.

1329
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: It exists, for sure.

1330
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:56,240
Speaker 3: It's just the old ring. Dude, it's somebody's buttole.

1331
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 2: Blake. If you gotta rolls like a crazy serial killer?

1332
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 2: Would you? And they're like, but we expect we want

1333
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 2: him bald? Would you shave your head? What would it

1334
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 2: take for you to shave your head?

1335
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 1: M m mmmmmmmm shave not just a haircut, it's important.

1336
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 2: This is a shaved head situation. Woke has gone seven

1337
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 2: seasons you're already done with woke Okay, right, you don't

1338
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 2: need the money is now.

1339
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what if I'm in this I'm in

1340
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:32,680
Speaker 3: this southern heat long enough, I might shave my damn head.

1341
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:36,919
Speaker 3: I'll tell you right, Hey, God, damn, it's hot as hell.

1342
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 3: I got a sweaty back.

1343
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 1: Of my neck.

1344
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 2: Dude, you are okay, but now you're deflecting. What would

1345
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:42,439
Speaker 2: it take?

1346
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:45,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a great question. What would it take

1347
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 1: to cut your hair? This is a great question.

1348
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 3: Not cut your hair, shave your head.

1349
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: Shave your head?

1350
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:56,959
Speaker 3: Uh huh, I mean it would. It would be a

1351
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 3: bit of an identity crisis for me.

1352
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 1: Why don't you cry about it?

1353
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:01,439
Speaker 2: Why don't you cry?

1354
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 3: I would do it for a role though, I would like,

1355
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 3: Thank you God grows back.

1356
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 1: How long would it take you to grow your hair back?

1357
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 1: Two and a half three years?

1358
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 3: I have no idea.

1359
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:14,439
Speaker 2: I mean, you would never because it would go through

1360
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 2: that weird phase that you went through when we lived together,

1361
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 2: where it just was like a little mushroom top.

1362
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 1: You could get back through it, the Guarini phase.

1363
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:25,440
Speaker 2: Yes, where you just look like Corbyn blue like for

1364
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 2: like two years straight.

1365
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 1: Oh, sir, I don't like it. Corkin blue? Who's that

1366
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 1: he was.

1367
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 2: The kid from a high school musical type?

1368
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 1: Nice pole?

1369
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 3: Wow, durors, don't act like you don't know. You don't

1370
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 3: know about Corbyn.

1371
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 1: Blue dude never saw high school musical either.

1372
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 3: Oh okay, stop the presses.

1373
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 1: Are we giving flowers? I'm not giving flowers?

1374
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 2: Okay, So first of all, hang on, you don't watch

1375
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 2: Game of Thrones and high school musical? Are you guys watching?

1376
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 1: Man?

1377
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 2: You gotta watch the good stuff?

1378
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: Just shut your.

1379
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 3: Big What are you guys investing in car shows and swimming?

1380
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ?

1381
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 2: You don't watch high school musical or Game of Thrones?

1382
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 2: Get the fuck out.

1383
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 1: At least I seen men in black? Okay, you know what?

1384
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 1: Whoa sh I saw? At least I seen men in black.

1385
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 2: Bro seen men in black.

1386
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 1: This dude brought a gun to a knife five right,

1387
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: No more, mister knife guy.

1388
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 2: I've seen it.

1389
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 1: Just got seated.

1390
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 2: He's like, okay, I've seen it, you've seen it. I've

1391
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 2: seen I don't remember the last part where you were

1392
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,840
Speaker 2: looking underneath a cat's collar. I don't remember.

1393
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 1: You don't really don't remember.

1394
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:41,440
Speaker 3: They zoom out in the entire universe is just in

1395
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 3: a marble that's in a cat's collar and you're like,

1396
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 3: oh fuck, dude.

1397
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I was too. I probably left the theater

1398
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 2: to go watch Austin Powers again. That's probably what I.

1399
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 1: Did, was like, all right, fair, that's tight. I would

1400
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:57,320
Speaker 1: see you.

1401
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 2: If I leave fifteen minutes early, I could catch all

1402
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 2: of Austin Powers so.

1403
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 3: I can get the minime reveal again.

1404
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, yeah, I make this shit look good. Thank you.

1405
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 3: Just the two of us, I'll make you horny. Baby.

1406
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 2: We're getting older, we're making we need to be making

1407
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 2: a little bit better decisions. I mean, I remember back

1408
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 2: in the day, me and Austin Anderson, friend of the Pod,

1409
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:35,080
Speaker 2: we would drive up to Santa Barbara when we were

1410
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 2: like eighteen years old, and we'd go to Santa Barbara

1411
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 2: and then we'd walk around and look for open houses

1412
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 2: and meet the kids that were renting their rooms, like

1413
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 2: on what is that's main drag called like playa vista,

1414
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 2: I think, and would go and be like interested in

1415
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 2: like renting a room, and then would be like, well,

1416
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:55,439
Speaker 2: what are you guys doing tonight? Maybe we should party?

1417
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:57,400
Speaker 2: You see our future roommates.

1418
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 3: And high speed bro BoNT and.

1419
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 2: Everyone had parties. So we did that like five different places.

1420
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 1: Almost people murderers, get all.

1421
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 2: These people's numbers, and then at that night we would

1422
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 2: just like call each one and be like, what are

1423
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 2: you guys doing? And they're like, oh, I made it's

1424
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 2: at this party. These guys might rent a room. We

1425
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 2: had no We just wanted to go party.

1426
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:18,920
Speaker 4: And why did you want to do that up in

1427
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 4: Santa Barbara as opposed to where you guys were in college.

1428
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 2: Because it was a fun thing. It was a fun

1429
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 2: thing to go do because we hadn't experienced Santa Barbara yet,

1430
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 2: so we were just like, let's go up uh, and

1431
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 2: then we would end up. We did this like three

1432
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:32,400
Speaker 2: times and we ended up.

1433
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 1: Would you crash at their houses?

1434
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 2: We did twice and one time. This is what would

1435
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 2: kind of percolated his memory was once I tried to

1436
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 2: sleep in the car with Austin, Like we just pulled

1437
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,960
Speaker 2: over on the side of the road and just started

1438
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 2: to sleep and he was snoring so loudly that I

1439
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 2: just slept in the yard next to the car the

1440
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 2: car and I remember like it's just people were like,

1441
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 2: I remember just a girl was jogging at like six

1442
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 2: thirty in the morning, I'm like Jesus Christ, you rock.

1443
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 4: You just roll over and start doing push ups, and

1444
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 4: you're like, you gotta get after it.

1445
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:10,919
Speaker 1: I'm right, yeah, just immediately go back to sleep.

1446
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:11,920
Speaker 3: Early bird gets.

1447
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 2: The word I do push ups in my own puke.

1448
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 1: There was a time when I was so drunk and

1449
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:21,920
Speaker 1: I drove down to Orange County from Lave Goodbye, allegedly

1450
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:25,280
Speaker 1: drove down to see Blake at his father's house. Uh,

1451
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 1: And I was so wasted, and I think I did

1452
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 1: some cocaine that night and then made phone calls. I

1453
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 1: remember making phone calls the whole way down and then

1454
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 1: finding a beach and then sleeping on the beach. And

1455
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 1: this is when.

1456
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 3: The listeners go, Yep, that's why he's the sober friend.

1457
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:46,480
Speaker 1: Dude. I slept on the beach and woke up at

1458
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 1: eleven a m. And there was a volleyball game happening,

1459
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 1: like over me, that's amazing. You just woke up.

1460
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 3: You need a fourth man.

1461
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:58,760
Speaker 1: Super sunburned dude. I was fully jean jacketed out too,

1462
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 1: Like I was full. I had jean jacket, sunglasses, pants,

1463
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:03,400
Speaker 1: and just like I.

1464
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 2: Bet you had a really sick trucker hat during that

1465
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,840
Speaker 2: time too. I remember, I remember that.

1466
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a detail you're missing, Kle.

1467
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 1: What's the detail.

1468
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:14,920
Speaker 3: Did you not have like a fake silver grill in

1469
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 3: your mouth like teeth?

1470
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:19,640
Speaker 1: Yeah? Probably, dude, Probably.

1471
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 3: Feel like you might have woke up with some fake

1472
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:22,479
Speaker 3: like a fake grill in your mouth.

1473
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 4: Do you think they thought you washed up from the shore,

1474
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 4: they thought you were a pirate?

1475
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, a pirate from another time. It's a

1476
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 1: shipwrecked man.

1477
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:35,520
Speaker 2: That it's a dirty brown water pirate.

1478
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 1: Don't touch it.

1479
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:41,480
Speaker 3: Pre Carl from Workaholics. So there's no explanation other than

1480
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:45,960
Speaker 3: you were an insane Captain Jack Sparrow probably pre Captain Jack.

1481
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1482
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,960
Speaker 2: I feel like when we were younger, we were just

1483
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:53,600
Speaker 2: more willing to sleep places that weren't pliable.

1484
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.

1485
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 3: Well you don't run the numbers in your head of survival.

1486
01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 3: You just go, yeah, I'm gonna go to bed right.

1487
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 1: Here, right betting that in the ozarks.

1488
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna find a corner of wherever we're sleeping,

1489
01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:06,760
Speaker 4: and I'm just gonna do the hands in the armpits,

1490
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:08,840
Speaker 4: just laying on the glor on the floor style.

1491
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 1: That's for you. That's it.

1492
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 3: I'm gonna just sleep in a little owl's house in

1493
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:15,360
Speaker 3: a tree, folded up in a little ball.

1494
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 4: Oh, Adam doesn't like owls. Why don't you go podcast

1495
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:21,200
Speaker 4: all night with your friends?

1496
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 1: You shut your bait, go talk for another four hours

1497
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:28,520
Speaker 1: about come all right? Yeah, no, that's great.

1498
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 4: Why don't Why don't you put some cum on the table, Grant,

1499
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 4: I'll be over here putting food.

1500
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 1: Put more cum on the table. I have to deprogram

1501
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 1: my children after they listen to your podcast. No, no,

1502
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 1: they'll be proud. They'll be very proud.

1503
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:47,520
Speaker 4: That's gonna live forever, right, Yeah.

1504
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,640
Speaker 3: Kyle, when you were getting your hair brush, remember you

1505
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:49,560
Speaker 3: came back and you're like, dude, my mom was like

1506
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:52,600
Speaker 3: brushing my hair and it hurts so bad. I hit her.

1507
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:57,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I punched. That's I punched my mother. Mama. Yes,

1508
01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,520
Speaker 1: did I punched my mother? She was home and through

1509
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 1: my hair and it was just punched her or you

1510
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 1: like pushed her away. Oh no, I punched her.

1511
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:06,520
Speaker 2: Well how old were you were you when you were

1512
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:11,280
Speaker 2: assaulting your mother? Because you were a big kid, so

1513
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:13,200
Speaker 2: you punching? You punching your mom?

1514
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:16,440
Speaker 1: Probably big check hands. No, I was probably. I mean

1515
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:18,720
Speaker 1: I was like eight or nine and We played slug

1516
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,800
Speaker 1: bug all the time, so it was like punching was

1517
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 1: kind of like what we did, right, but in there

1518
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 1: you with your mom, Yeah, for sure is your mom

1519
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 1: the bug. My mom was was like, yeah, you can

1520
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:30,320
Speaker 1: punch me in the shoulder, but like you have to

1521
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:33,640
Speaker 1: be careful, like be be you know, don't try and hurt.

1522
01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:36,240
Speaker 1: But the one time I tried to hurt, I was

1523
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:39,520
Speaker 1: dad hitting you. We're playing a game. It's called punch

1524
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:42,400
Speaker 1: bugs slug Buggy slug bug.

1525
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:45,240
Speaker 2: Did you ever go to school and they're like they

1526
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:47,240
Speaker 2: have to talk with your mom because they're like covered

1527
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:49,280
Speaker 2: in bruises? Did your mom slug you back?

1528
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:52,920
Speaker 1: My mom did hit me back? Yeah? She also year

1529
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 1: old boy, Yes she was. Yes, it was it was

1530
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:58,040
Speaker 1: like a mutual like kind of thing that we would do.

1531
01:06:58,120 --> 01:06:59,920
Speaker 1: She was like tough and I was like, you know

1532
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:02,120
Speaker 1: ten or eleven or something like that. But when she

1533
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: was combing to mutual, when she was combing through my hair,

1534
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:08,600
Speaker 1: I hit her way too hard. You like this, it

1535
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:11,040
Speaker 1: was very wrong. Where did you hit her? Like the

1536
01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:12,960
Speaker 1: shoulder on the shoulder, but you know how you can

1537
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,200
Speaker 1: hit like the rustle and then you can also hit

1538
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,920
Speaker 1: the bone and like the bone kind of hurts a

1539
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:18,920
Speaker 1: little more. I hit her on the bone and it's like,

1540
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:23,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Mama, but I didn't know. I didn't really know.

1541
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 1: You know, it's a reaction. Sorry, MoMA, where's my mom?

1542
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:32,280
Speaker 1: I got no mom in my headphone? Sorry, mam cat.

1543
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 1: That's intense.

1544
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:34,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1545
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:37,560
Speaker 4: I love how she's like grooming you, getting lice out

1546
01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,920
Speaker 4: of your hair as like a favor A.

1547
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't like a. It wasn't like it was

1548
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:45,080
Speaker 3: like out of nowhere, like she pulled your hair or something.

1549
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,919
Speaker 3: This was like she was doing something very.

1550
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:49,400
Speaker 1: Kind for it. Yes, and I took it, yes, to take.

1551
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:51,439
Speaker 3: Care of you. And it just like a knee jerk

1552
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:53,280
Speaker 3: reaction to be like, mom.

1553
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:55,200
Speaker 1: Oh, are we playing the game.

1554
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:55,800
Speaker 3: No.

1555
01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:58,280
Speaker 1: It's one of those things where it's like it's funny

1556
01:07:58,640 --> 01:07:59,280
Speaker 1: until it's not.

1557
01:07:59,480 --> 01:07:59,560
Speaker 3: No.

1558
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:02,360
Speaker 2: I get that though. It's sometimes when you're in pain,

1559
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:04,080
Speaker 2: it's like a it's science.

1560
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 4: It's like the dudes who jump out people at Halloween

1561
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 4: and then just get socked in the mouth.

1562
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:12,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny until your mom calls us and asks

1563
01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:14,080
Speaker 3: if we will take this pod down?

1564
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:14,360
Speaker 4: Right?

1565
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:17,599
Speaker 1: I mean, she had reconstructive surgery. She's fine. It's a game.

1566
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:18,920
Speaker 2: She had to get a nose job.

1567
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:20,320
Speaker 1: You got a new nose out of it.

1568
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:26,200
Speaker 2: Which we're gonna have some hot merch coming down the pipeline.

1569
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:26,920
Speaker 2: If I have my.

1570
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:35,000
Speaker 7: Ways calendars, pornos, then of our buttholes, the photos of

1571
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:39,080
Speaker 7: our dicks, photoshop together as one dick, Frank and Weenie.

1572
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 1: And stay tuned for when we come to your city

1573
01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:42,439
Speaker 1: and perform. It's your porno theater.

1574
01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:43,720
Speaker 3: Now, would you guys do this?

1575
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:46,559
Speaker 2: Would you release a photo of your butthole? If we

1576
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:48,720
Speaker 2: all took photos of our butthole and then they just

1577
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:52,120
Speaker 2: took it was just we we split the butthole into

1578
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:53,960
Speaker 2: fours and it's just you pissed.

1579
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:58,880
Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm into anything where we're splitting our private parts

1580
01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:01,439
Speaker 1: and making one and then people have to guess which

1581
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,920
Speaker 1: who is what. Yeah, Like, I think that's so cool.

1582
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:06,800
Speaker 3: Too, That is Arthur.

1583
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:09,320
Speaker 1: This is important.

1584
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:10,920
Speaker 5: That it's important.

1585
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:12,400
Speaker 1: I think I think.

1586
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:13,600
Speaker 2: People would dig it.

1587
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:16,519
Speaker 1: Man, this is important, Like the product will be so

1588
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:20,040
Speaker 1: worth it. It'll be proud of it for my entire life.

1589
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:23,800
Speaker 3: Like you know, wait, you'll see our dick.

1590
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:25,920
Speaker 1: People are gonna lose and be like, yo, this is important.

1591
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:28,479
Speaker 1: Has the best drops they did the butthole drop. Did

1592
01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:30,800
Speaker 1: you get it? It sold out?

1593
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:31,559
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1594
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:32,559
Speaker 3: It was weird, dude.

1595
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:36,120
Speaker 1: It's our dick. Blake said it right there. It's called dick.

1596
01:09:36,479 --> 01:09:39,679
Speaker 3: I will never ever ever show my dick to the public.

1597
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:41,080
Speaker 3: I will show our dick.

1598
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:42,880
Speaker 1: All the time, every day.

1599
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:45,000
Speaker 2: Collective dick, our collective buttle.

1600
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:47,600
Speaker 4: Should we switch it up though, so like somebody like

1601
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:51,080
Speaker 4: it's it's my base, and then like Adams Space next time,

1602
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:54,639
Speaker 4: Kyle's head like we there's like, however any different versions?

1603
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:57,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, if you collect them all. If

1604
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,040
Speaker 3: you collect them all.

1605
01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:59,000
Speaker 2: You got to collect them all.

1606
01:09:59,640 --> 01:09:59,960
Speaker 3: You can.

1607
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:00,519
Speaker 1: I don't like that.

1608
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:03,120
Speaker 3: You can kind of like backpage of Mad magazine. It

1609
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:06,080
Speaker 3: together like folded, and you can, if you know how

1610
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 3: to fold right, you can figure out.

1611
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,880
Speaker 4: What all of our dicks look like, or like a

1612
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:12,360
Speaker 4: garbage pail kid puzzle where if you flip them all over,

1613
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:13,719
Speaker 4: it's the butthole.

1614
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:15,559
Speaker 2: That's a really good idea.

1615
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:18,960
Speaker 4: If you clicked all sixteen or whatever of the dicks,

1616
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:20,919
Speaker 4: you flip them all over and you get the butthole.

1617
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:25,680
Speaker 1: Tops get at us. I don't want anything coming at us.

1618
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:28,080
Speaker 2: Well wait, Carl, I thought you liked this idea.

1619
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:30,040
Speaker 1: No, I don't want anything tracing back to reality.

1620
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 3: If you're out, we're all out.

1621
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 1: I like the idea of using one quarter. I don't

1622
01:10:34,040 --> 01:10:36,080
Speaker 1: like the idea of giving them a trail to see

1623
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:38,720
Speaker 1: the real thing. Like what, No, it's not. It's a

1624
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:41,880
Speaker 1: trail to see the quartered butthole. Oh yeah, which is

1625
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:46,320
Speaker 1: also a magic eye of Kyle's dick. I mean magic eye.

1626
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:48,160
Speaker 1: I could never do them. Those are tight.

1627
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:52,679
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's all four of our buttholes. And

1628
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:56,120
Speaker 2: then the magic eye if you stare into it long enough, right,

1629
01:10:57,439 --> 01:10:59,599
Speaker 2: is your dick r dick?

1630
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:04,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you're gonna fully see my personal dick. No,

1631
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:07,120
Speaker 1: you'll just see the magic guy. The magic guy outline.

1632
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,439
Speaker 2: It's just a magic guy outline.

1633
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:11,080
Speaker 1: Get over it. Yeah, okay, that's cool, as long as

1634
01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:13,200
Speaker 1: you're not seeing my own personal dick.

1635
01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:17,599
Speaker 2: How do you build a magic eye? Because that? Hey, also,

1636
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:21,200
Speaker 2: I feel good merch bring magic guys back.

1637
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,080
Speaker 1: So back to work.

1638
01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:27,160
Speaker 4: I worked yesterday with Mark Evan Jackson, who did a

1639
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:28,600
Speaker 4: couple episodes of Workaholics.

1640
01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:30,720
Speaker 2: Funny guy, Yes, super funny dude.

1641
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:33,960
Speaker 4: He's been on almost everything, and he was saying, like

1642
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:38,240
Speaker 4: so often young men come up to him and say

1643
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:41,040
Speaker 4: this thing's not gonna suck itself, which is a line

1644
01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:43,160
Speaker 4: that he said on our show. And this is like

1645
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:46,360
Speaker 4: super it was like a super straight lace guy. So

1646
01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:48,880
Speaker 4: I was wondering if you guys can think of, even

1647
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 4: with snapchat memory, who we gave like the worst case

1648
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:56,160
Speaker 4: scenario roll to where like people come up to them

1649
01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:58,720
Speaker 4: and are like quoting the worst fucking life ever.

1650
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:04,559
Speaker 3: Probably just probably the girl who played just Anna and

1651
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:07,400
Speaker 3: then talk about slapping their pussy tours.

1652
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:09,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right, that's pretty good.

1653
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:13,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't I don't remember. There's so much of

1654
01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:16,719
Speaker 2: the show that I don't remember. Oh yeah, after season two,

1655
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:20,040
Speaker 2: I do not remember three, four, five, six or seven

1656
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:21,040
Speaker 2: at all.

1657
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:24,000
Speaker 6: It's like Game of Thrones, Like I'll see photos and

1658
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:27,320
Speaker 6: be like, oh yeah, kind of well, Like people will

1659
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:30,840
Speaker 6: all the time say something to me that's way off

1660
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:33,240
Speaker 6: the cuff, right, and I'm like, oh am I about

1661
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:34,040
Speaker 6: to fight a man?

1662
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:37,000
Speaker 2: Like they'll just say some ship that I'm just like

1663
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:39,400
Speaker 2: what it's so, I couldn't even tell you. It's just

1664
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:42,280
Speaker 2: way out of bounce and I'm just like I don't know,

1665
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:46,320
Speaker 2: and they're like, that's you said that, that's you, And

1666
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:48,400
Speaker 2: I'm like what, right, and then they have to like

1667
01:12:48,439 --> 01:12:51,920
Speaker 2: back explain and then they're disappointed, and I'm like, I'm sorry,

1668
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:54,599
Speaker 2: we said a lot of shit in that show. There's

1669
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:57,280
Speaker 2: a lot of stuff, and you never know what someone's

1670
01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:59,760
Speaker 2: gonna like. You know that they're gonna grab a hold

1671
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:04,080
Speaker 2: of like the big catchphrases, the tight buttholes there ready

1672
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 2: for the let's go on, those kind of things, right,

1673
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:09,880
Speaker 2: But like the deep cuts, it's because it's like when

1674
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:12,280
Speaker 2: you watch a show with a group of friends, like

1675
01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:15,559
Speaker 2: one little thing might stick out to you, guys, and

1676
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,800
Speaker 2: then you say that to each other all the time, right,

1677
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,120
Speaker 2: it's science, and then you come to us and we

1678
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,000
Speaker 2: don't know what you're talking about.

1679
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:22,880
Speaker 3: A lot of times.

1680
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:27,679
Speaker 2: Well, Blake just stayed here with me this past weekend,

1681
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:32,439
Speaker 2: and he didn't undo the covers, didn't get under the covers.

1682
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:33,479
Speaker 1: He's a monster.

1683
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:36,160
Speaker 2: He slept on top of the covers. And it also

1684
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:40,479
Speaker 2: doesn't even look like he used a pillow. Well, yeah,

1685
01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:43,479
Speaker 2: he didn't get under the covers, and it seemed like

1686
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:46,200
Speaker 2: he went out of the way to not use pillows.

1687
01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:48,160
Speaker 4: But this is the same dude who in the hotels

1688
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:50,280
Speaker 4: will not sleep on the bed. He'll just sleep on

1689
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:51,920
Speaker 4: the floor with like the comforter.

1690
01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:55,280
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what the fuck is that weird? He'll sleep

1691
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:59,719
Speaker 2: on the floor next to the best He's the weirdest guy.

1692
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:00,479
Speaker 1: I know.

1693
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:02,880
Speaker 2: The fact that he just invited a bunch of people

1694
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:06,160
Speaker 2: over there at three am, then goes to bed, then

1695
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:10,040
Speaker 2: doesn't go underneath the covers. Very nice. It's a very

1696
01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:13,040
Speaker 2: nice house. These guest rooms are are great. I could

1697
01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:15,599
Speaker 2: see if this is like a dorm room or something,

1698
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:17,360
Speaker 2: and you're like, I don't know, there might be all

1699
01:14:17,439 --> 01:14:20,160
Speaker 2: kinds of weird shit underneath. HEAs like, these are linens,

1700
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:22,280
Speaker 2: like you could have slept with linen.

1701
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:23,559
Speaker 1: These are linens and things.

1702
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:26,519
Speaker 3: Honestly, I think in my mind I don't do it

1703
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:29,519
Speaker 3: because I get hot easily when I sleep, so I

1704
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:30,400
Speaker 3: just sleep on top.

1705
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:31,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1706
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:33,920
Speaker 2: We also first night explained to him how the thermostat

1707
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,200
Speaker 2: upstairs worked. I was like, this is yours, so you

1708
01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:38,200
Speaker 2: can do it whatever. If you like it really cold,

1709
01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:39,840
Speaker 2: you could just put it really cold. And he's like,

1710
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:43,920
Speaker 2: right on, did not touch the termistad slept on top

1711
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:49,000
Speaker 2: of the coverers though in his clothes. For sure.

1712
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:50,080
Speaker 3: I didn't feel down.

1713
01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:52,920
Speaker 1: It just didn't get comfortable, like, didn't even try to

1714
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,240
Speaker 1: get comfortable. What's up with that?

1715
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:57,080
Speaker 4: I can't do that. I run hot, I gotta get

1716
01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:58,040
Speaker 4: the clothes off.

1717
01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:01,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I was exhausted. I was done.

1718
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:02,800
Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah we were going hard man.

1719
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:03,799
Speaker 3: Yeah we went.

1720
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,559
Speaker 1: Sleep better under the covers, man, it's real, like in

1721
01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:08,880
Speaker 1: a nice, cool room. I don't know why I was

1722
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:11,679
Speaker 1: so sorry. I yes, it's because I sleep on the floor.

1723
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:14,000
Speaker 2: I slept in my jeans on top of the bed.

1724
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:17,120
Speaker 3: Dude, the more I think, like that weird drunk sleep

1725
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:20,720
Speaker 3: where you're you're not awake, but you wake up like

1726
01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:21,960
Speaker 3: you didn't sleep at all.

1727
01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:26,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's called alcohol poison and you're almost dead. You

1728
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:29,080
Speaker 4: know that weird sleep necessarily but you can't move and

1729
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:29,880
Speaker 4: the room is spinning.

1730
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:31,000
Speaker 3: You know that sleep.

1731
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:35,320
Speaker 1: Prealysis when the grim Reaper visits you.

1732
01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:36,599
Speaker 3: You know that.

1733
01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:39,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, we know, we don't we know.

1734
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:42,639
Speaker 3: Well, we had a lot of fun this weekend, That's

1735
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:43,360
Speaker 3: all I'll say.

1736
01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:45,960
Speaker 2: Oh well, I will say that it took like so

1737
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:48,559
Speaker 2: long to not be drunk for me that next day. Like,

1738
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:51,519
Speaker 2: I understand why you had to stop drinking. Because you

1739
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:54,719
Speaker 2: drink until five six am. You would have been drunk

1740
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:57,479
Speaker 2: for part of that drive home, and you don't want

1741
01:15:57,479 --> 01:15:57,920
Speaker 2: to do that.

1742
01:15:58,280 --> 01:16:01,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I was making the responsible choice by going

1743
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:03,000
Speaker 3: to bed at three in the morning.

1744
01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:05,559
Speaker 4: Yes, would you eat for breakfast on before you left?

1745
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:07,160
Speaker 4: How'd you get your mind right?

1746
01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:10,400
Speaker 2: He didn't. He didn't even grab coffee. We have coffee here.

1747
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:11,920
Speaker 1: What did you do for five hours? You hit a

1748
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:12,400
Speaker 1: gas station?

1749
01:16:12,479 --> 01:16:14,559
Speaker 2: I called him like like a half hour into his

1750
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:16,599
Speaker 2: drive when I woke up. He's like, yeah, I left

1751
01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:18,160
Speaker 2: like a half hour, four five minutes ago something like that.

1752
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:20,960
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, cool, you get it. You get

1753
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:22,840
Speaker 2: anything to eat here? And he goes, no, I really

1754
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:26,880
Speaker 2: could use a coffee or something, though, Like you didn't

1755
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:28,320
Speaker 2: stop to get yourself something.

1756
01:16:28,439 --> 01:16:30,760
Speaker 1: He's like, no, even before you left the house and

1757
01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:35,360
Speaker 1: leaves no trays this time. You don't know where he's been,

1758
01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:36,479
Speaker 1: where he's going.

1759
01:16:37,439 --> 01:16:40,479
Speaker 3: It's not malicious, dude, I just don't think about it.

1760
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:43,880
Speaker 2: You're a stupid dumb half.

1761
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:47,280
Speaker 1: It's wild though, Like I forgot to eat last week. Yeah,

1762
01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 1: there's a kitchen there, there's coffee pods right there. God,

1763
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:50,920
Speaker 1: it'd be nice.

1764
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:53,400
Speaker 3: Look, I had like half a can of Coke zero

1765
01:16:53,439 --> 01:16:55,320
Speaker 3: in the car from the day before.

1766
01:16:55,120 --> 01:16:55,200
Speaker 5: So.

1767
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:58,240
Speaker 3: I kind of weaned off of that.

1768
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:01,000
Speaker 2: So you're good to go. You're good to go.

1769
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:02,960
Speaker 4: Wait, so when you went to the gas station because

1770
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:05,479
Speaker 4: it's a five hour drive, you gotta go. Yeah, you

1771
01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:08,519
Speaker 4: ain't go inside and just get like a fucking joffe.

1772
01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:12,479
Speaker 1: Get a game. Stop game.

1773
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:17,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Blake, we've established you like to jerk off weird scenarios.

1774
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:21,120
Speaker 1: Did you kick it in the car? Did you did

1775
01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:22,160
Speaker 1: you know the name? Did you do it?

1776
01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:24,760
Speaker 3: I'm reformed, man. That's not how That's not how I

1777
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,680
Speaker 3: get down anymore. That was junior high.

1778
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:28,080
Speaker 2: That's not how you are anymore.

1779
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:32,599
Speaker 4: For those of you at home, my front upper four

1780
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:35,320
Speaker 4: teeth are fake. Those are caps, and underneath them is

1781
01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:36,200
Speaker 4: crazy fangs.

1782
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:38,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got a nice Joe Biden grill.

1783
01:17:39,479 --> 01:17:43,000
Speaker 3: It was a great purchase, made of toilet looked great.

1784
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,400
Speaker 1: Oh is that right?

1785
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:44,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1786
01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:49,000
Speaker 1: They're porcelain. Wow, these are Toto This that's some high

1787
01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:52,800
Speaker 1: fancy right there, chompers American standards.

1788
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:55,040
Speaker 2: I might have told the story, but we were at

1789
01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:59,760
Speaker 2: like not Scary Farm. Yeah, No, we were at Hunt

1790
01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:05,439
Speaker 2: for Universal and we're walking through one of those mazes.

1791
01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:07,800
Speaker 2: It was like really dark and there's just like it's

1792
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:10,920
Speaker 2: kind of strobe lights, and she jumped out in front

1793
01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:11,120
Speaker 2: of me.

1794
01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:13,720
Speaker 3: And she and she was selling a choro. I just

1795
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:14,519
Speaker 3: got pissed.

1796
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:20,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was working at the popcorn stand. No, and

1797
01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:22,080
Speaker 2: she jumps out and I just socked.

1798
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:22,679
Speaker 1: I just did.

1799
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:25,599
Speaker 2: I did like a rabbit punch and it punched her

1800
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:27,559
Speaker 2: in the face. And then I like went to consoleer

1801
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:29,880
Speaker 2: after I realized, like, oh, I just hit a person

1802
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:31,960
Speaker 2: because I was scared and I just punched him. And

1803
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:34,200
Speaker 2: then I went like, I'm so sorry and went like

1804
01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:36,479
Speaker 2: this and then just cupped her titty.

1805
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:41,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, where is this going? And then.

1806
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:45,559
Speaker 2: I go, I go, I'm so sorry, and then just

1807
01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:47,120
Speaker 2: like went out to reach her to be like I'm

1808
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:48,479
Speaker 2: so sorry. And I didn't know it was a girl,

1809
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:49,639
Speaker 2: you know, she's run a costume.

1810
01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:49,960
Speaker 3: She was like.

1811
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,800
Speaker 2: And then I feel this and then I'm like, god,

1812
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:53,280
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. And Chlode's like, what the fuck?

1813
01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:57,880
Speaker 1: Adam, Yeah, he held her underwater by the vagina.

1814
01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:01,280
Speaker 3: So you you hit her and then he sexually assaulted.

1815
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:07,240
Speaker 4: Yes, I did run Jesus Christ.

1816
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:09,320
Speaker 2: Hey, this is important.

1817
01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:17,240
Speaker 3: This is all allegedly and to that these are scary,

1818
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:21,280
Speaker 3: to that scary clown. Adam just he'll be apologizing at

1819
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:23,600
Speaker 3: the end of the pot. I did not mean he

1820
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:25,479
Speaker 3: didn't mean to elbow you in the face and then

1821
01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:29,080
Speaker 3: squeeze both your titties and I said it was.

1822
01:19:29,479 --> 01:19:32,640
Speaker 2: A little rabbit punch and uh, and then I just

1823
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:37,800
Speaker 2: had to give a honkyn. It was an accident, you know,

1824
01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:41,920
Speaker 2: accidents happened. Do you remember when we went to the

1825
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:43,960
Speaker 2: SNL after party and I almost got in a fight

1826
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:44,799
Speaker 2: with Andy Samberg?

1827
01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:46,160
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, it was.

1828
01:19:46,479 --> 01:19:51,000
Speaker 4: It was a weird shouting match of two people not

1829
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:52,040
Speaker 4: listening to each other.

1830
01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:55,679
Speaker 2: It was like music was super loud. Jillian was writing

1831
01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:57,920
Speaker 2: for sw that season. Remember it was the season we

1832
01:19:57,920 --> 01:20:00,800
Speaker 2: were writing Workaholics, and we aren't sure if Jillian was

1833
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,200
Speaker 2: going to be able to do it because she's now

1834
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:05,320
Speaker 2: a writer on SNL and we weren't sure if scheduling

1835
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:06,080
Speaker 2: was going to work out.

1836
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:08,360
Speaker 1: We went to go give her her flowers.

1837
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:10,920
Speaker 2: Yes, and she invited us to come stay with her

1838
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:14,040
Speaker 2: for the weekend and see go to like the SNL

1839
01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:16,080
Speaker 2: after parties with her and stuff, and we're like, oh,

1840
01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:19,360
Speaker 2: hell yeah. And so we go to SNL and we

1841
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:22,720
Speaker 2: go to New York to visit Jillian and we go

1842
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:25,360
Speaker 2: to the after party and Andy Sandberg's there and we're

1843
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:27,960
Speaker 2: all fans and it was cool, and she introduces us

1844
01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:31,679
Speaker 2: and the music's loud and he's sitting across the table

1845
01:20:32,120 --> 01:20:36,200
Speaker 2: and Jillian goes, Andy, this is my friend Adam Adam.

1846
01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:39,800
Speaker 2: This is Andy. And I go, hey, I'm Adam and

1847
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:42,840
Speaker 2: he goes, no, I'm Andy, it's Andy. And I go,

1848
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:46,120
Speaker 2: I know, I know I'm Adham. He's like, it's Andy,

1849
01:20:47,080 --> 01:20:51,479
Speaker 2: it's Andy. And I'm like, I know, I know you're Andy.

1850
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:54,800
Speaker 2: I'm Adam right, and he's like, I'm Andy. And it

1851
01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:57,559
Speaker 2: was like that went back and forth, and I was like.

1852
01:20:57,600 --> 01:20:59,360
Speaker 1: I know you're Andy, I know you're a.

1853
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:03,639
Speaker 2: Jillian runs back in and like went to the bar

1854
01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:06,360
Speaker 2: and came back and we're like, he's standing up, We're yelling.

1855
01:21:06,479 --> 01:21:08,439
Speaker 2: I'm like, I know you're Andy, I'm a.

1856
01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:12,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is happening?

1857
01:21:13,479 --> 01:21:16,200
Speaker 2: And then and then we had the same agent at

1858
01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:19,000
Speaker 2: that time, and my agent called me that next week

1859
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:21,640
Speaker 2: when we were back in the writer's room at Workaholics,

1860
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:24,559
Speaker 2: and he was like, hey, uh, Andy called me and

1861
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:26,719
Speaker 2: said that you guys almost got in a fistfight because

1862
01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:29,599
Speaker 2: he misheard you and thought you were calling him Adam.

1863
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:32,880
Speaker 1: I didn't know it got back real yeah.

1864
01:21:32,479 --> 01:21:35,160
Speaker 2: And then uh, and then he was like yeah, he

1865
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:38,400
Speaker 2: just wanted to. And actually we squashed it there and

1866
01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:40,000
Speaker 2: he was like, oh, I'm sorry. People call me at

1867
01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:41,320
Speaker 2: him all the time. It just bugs me. I thought

1868
01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:43,000
Speaker 2: you were doing it to like shit on me, and

1869
01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:43,799
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh.

1870
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:46,719
Speaker 3: No, I thought you were quoting an old YouTube video.

1871
01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:49,160
Speaker 3: I got pissed bro over.

1872
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:50,880
Speaker 1: Back at him over back.

1873
01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:00,000
Speaker 2: I jerked off in a TJ Max once.

1874
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:06,160
Speaker 1: And this wasn't. I am shun where. I think we

1875
01:22:06,240 --> 01:22:07,880
Speaker 1: might be a little premature on that end.

1876
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:10,599
Speaker 3: I guess, wait, did you because you remember like the

1877
01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:13,679
Speaker 3: most legit hiding spot when you were like in oh,

1878
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:16,679
Speaker 3: in the apartment stores, was you'd go through the clothes

1879
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:17,400
Speaker 3: into the middle.

1880
01:22:17,439 --> 01:22:18,559
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, the best.

1881
01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:22,719
Speaker 2: Now it wasn't. I must have been like twelve thirteen

1882
01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:23,559
Speaker 2: something like that.

1883
01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:25,920
Speaker 1: I was at the register and yeah, it was at

1884
01:22:25,960 --> 01:22:26,400
Speaker 1: the register.

1885
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:29,880
Speaker 2: I just locked eyes beautiful, like look like a wolf,

1886
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:31,360
Speaker 2: this dude, And.

1887
01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:33,240
Speaker 1: No, I was.

1888
01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:37,320
Speaker 2: I was sitting in a chair. I'm like waiting for

1889
01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:41,640
Speaker 2: my mom to buy shit. Uh, And there's it's just

1890
01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:44,120
Speaker 2: TJ Max. There's just shit everywhere. There's not a lot

1891
01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:47,040
Speaker 2: of people around. I'm like wearing a big jacket and

1892
01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:49,639
Speaker 2: I'm like wearing a coat. You know, it's it's winter

1893
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:53,120
Speaker 2: in Nebraska, and I just I just I just jerked off.

1894
01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:54,040
Speaker 1: It was I was bored.

1895
01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:56,040
Speaker 2: It was out of boredom, right, it was like a

1896
01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:59,519
Speaker 2: jerk off out of boredom. And uh. But then I

1897
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:02,439
Speaker 2: noticed the security guard who was kind of looking at me,

1898
01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:04,920
Speaker 2: and it's kind of hard to jerk off and not

1899
01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:09,719
Speaker 2: like move move your art. So I think I think

1900
01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:12,840
Speaker 2: he probably was like, this motherfucker's jerking off in this

1901
01:23:12,960 --> 01:23:17,160
Speaker 2: TJ Max. Right, But then I couldn't stop because it

1902
01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:19,200
Speaker 2: was I was too far down the process. So I

1903
01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:21,960
Speaker 2: just kept going, even though I'm pretty sure I was

1904
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:22,840
Speaker 2: already spotted.

1905
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:25,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, like spotted, like you spotted your.

1906
01:23:25,439 --> 01:23:30,760
Speaker 4: Pants, like you were preeing you were was that the.

1907
01:23:29,479 --> 01:23:31,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, the pants were messed up. What I did is

1908
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:35,320
Speaker 2: I went in the bathroom afterwards and threw them away.

1909
01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:38,320
Speaker 4: Oh I've done that, And you're like, mom, I want

1910
01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:40,120
Speaker 4: to buy these pants. I'm gonna wear them out of

1911
01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:41,000
Speaker 4: the TJ Max.

1912
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:45,000
Speaker 1: You threw your pants away, You threw your onion.

1913
01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:50,160
Speaker 2: No, not the pants. The undies. Yeah, my Joe boxers,

1914
01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:52,840
Speaker 2: my Joe box Oh, Kyle, do tell about you?

1915
01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:58,040
Speaker 4: Oh lots of you were jacking off and then shot it. Well, yeah,

1916
01:23:58,080 --> 01:23:59,679
Speaker 4: I was jacking off. That was all clean.

1917
01:23:59,720 --> 01:24:02,639
Speaker 1: This was no dude, I've just thrown myndies away because

1918
01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:04,760
Speaker 1: I have shipped myself before, like a while on a

1919
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:07,240
Speaker 1: shift at Brendan Theaters. Dude, me too.

1920
01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,880
Speaker 3: We both ship our pants at the same job.

1921
01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:13,000
Speaker 1: Do you guys think you ate something? I think we

1922
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:14,960
Speaker 1: threw them out in the same place too, right like

1923
01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:19,800
Speaker 1: that next door spot? Fuck it, I love Did you

1924
01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:23,479
Speaker 1: throw them out that yummy? You guys ate a place?

1925
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:24,640
Speaker 1: I love? Terioki?

1926
01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:27,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, cause bomb dude, they'd give discounts to everybody who

1927
01:24:27,960 --> 01:24:30,760
Speaker 3: worked at Brendan Theaters and it was very delicious, but

1928
01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:31,559
Speaker 3: it was rich.

1929
01:24:32,479 --> 01:24:33,639
Speaker 1: It was it was very rich.

1930
01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:38,120
Speaker 2: So you guys like it's happened to me. It must

1931
01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:39,800
Speaker 2: have been a few times, but just the one time

1932
01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:42,960
Speaker 2: that I really remember it was the stand up comedy

1933
01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:44,439
Speaker 2: night that I said in one of the very first

1934
01:24:44,479 --> 01:24:47,080
Speaker 2: podcasts and the whole turn right where yeah, the whole

1935
01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:48,280
Speaker 2: turt came out and I put it in the pot

1936
01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:49,719
Speaker 2: of plant wrapped in a napkin.

1937
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:50,120
Speaker 5: Uh.

1938
01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:55,120
Speaker 2: But this, it sounds like it happens fairly frequently to you, Kyle. Uh,

1939
01:24:55,479 --> 01:24:57,120
Speaker 2: why do you think that is? Do you think it's

1940
01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:58,960
Speaker 2: all the veggies. Do you think maybe you.

1941
01:24:58,920 --> 01:25:01,840
Speaker 1: Need No, No, this is something that's been going on

1942
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:04,320
Speaker 1: since I was the meat eater. I just have like leakage.

1943
01:25:05,439 --> 01:25:07,360
Speaker 2: Oh you got a seepage situation.

1944
01:25:07,439 --> 01:25:08,559
Speaker 1: It's a seep situation.

1945
01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:10,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, just like a loose Oh what are we thinking?

1946
01:25:11,040 --> 01:25:12,320
Speaker 4: Like your sphincter's loose.

1947
01:25:12,439 --> 01:25:13,519
Speaker 2: You blew your O ring.

1948
01:25:13,720 --> 01:25:16,000
Speaker 1: No. Sometimes I just pushed too hard to fart and

1949
01:25:16,040 --> 01:25:18,160
Speaker 1: then you know, some stuff comes out. You know, it's

1950
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:21,000
Speaker 1: like that's what happens. It is a delicate dance.

1951
01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:24,360
Speaker 4: And sometimes you're like I got total control of Nope,

1952
01:25:24,360 --> 01:25:25,439
Speaker 4: I just ship my pants.

1953
01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:27,000
Speaker 1: I have a fart right now. If you guys would

1954
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:28,040
Speaker 1: like to hear it? Would you like to hear it?

1955
01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:28,599
Speaker 2: Yes?

1956
01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:30,920
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah I don't.

1957
01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:37,280
Speaker 2: I don't, dude.

1958
01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:43,000
Speaker 1: Was that real stereo sound now in Doby.

1959
01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:45,400
Speaker 2: That didn't sound real at all?

1960
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:48,840
Speaker 1: Was that real band? Smells real bad smells real?

1961
01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:49,120
Speaker 3: My?

1962
01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:53,599
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, no, So I have I have great farts,

1963
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:55,840
Speaker 1: like fantastic farts, and I always want to hear them,

1964
01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:58,960
Speaker 1: and I always want to give my best but performance,

1965
01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:01,320
Speaker 1: and sometimes it's it's ship.

1966
01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:02,880
Speaker 3: If I may, you may.

1967
01:26:02,920 --> 01:26:05,519
Speaker 4: I just want to say, like, based on hearing the

1968
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:08,120
Speaker 4: like slap, the snap, crackle and pop of your buttole

1969
01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:10,320
Speaker 4: it does not sound like it's very tight, like I

1970
01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:11,880
Speaker 4: feel like things would slip out of that.

1971
01:26:12,040 --> 01:26:15,439
Speaker 1: Correct, That's what I'm saying. There was like extra clappite.

1972
01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:18,360
Speaker 2: Just but just from the audio, you could tell that

1973
01:26:18,479 --> 01:26:19,479
Speaker 2: things could slide out.

1974
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:22,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it just had a flatness to it,

1975
01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:25,519
Speaker 4: you know, kind of like a little too loose and slappy.

1976
01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:26,000
Speaker 1: You know.

1977
01:26:26,439 --> 01:26:30,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, it pop, I got the film me it pops?

1978
01:26:30,600 --> 01:26:34,240
Speaker 1: Correct, yes, yes, correct, Yes, that's in a correct assessment.

1979
01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:36,280
Speaker 4: And then you gave it I thought it was all done,

1980
01:26:36,280 --> 01:26:38,559
Speaker 4: and then you gave it extra yeah, which tells me

1981
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:39,800
Speaker 4: that's when you're really playing with fire.

1982
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:41,960
Speaker 2: That's when seepage happens.

1983
01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:44,600
Speaker 1: Right. It's also when the funniest farts happened, when you

1984
01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:46,240
Speaker 1: think you're done and then you hit them again, you

1985
01:26:46,240 --> 01:26:48,400
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Of course, little pulsing action is

1986
01:26:48,439 --> 01:26:49,320
Speaker 1: good for the comedy.

1987
01:26:49,400 --> 01:26:50,000
Speaker 3: It's science.

1988
01:26:50,120 --> 01:26:52,800
Speaker 4: We're not saying it isn't right, right, Yeah, but yes,

1989
01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:57,000
Speaker 4: it comes with a raw deal where sometimes.

1990
01:26:56,520 --> 01:26:57,599
Speaker 1: You shit yourself. Yeah.

1991
01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:59,680
Speaker 4: Hey man, you play a fire, you get burned, you know,

1992
01:27:01,680 --> 01:27:02,479
Speaker 4: every once in a while.

1993
01:27:02,560 --> 01:27:04,519
Speaker 1: I agree, brother, Well you ever, you know when it

1994
01:27:04,560 --> 01:27:07,320
Speaker 1: started happening, when I was like obsessed with lighting my

1995
01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:11,000
Speaker 1: farts on fire? Torking? Are we talking about talking? Wait?

1996
01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:12,240
Speaker 3: Torture?

1997
01:27:13,479 --> 01:27:14,839
Speaker 2: Is that what you call it? Torquing?

1998
01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:16,000
Speaker 1: We called it torquing.

1999
01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:18,360
Speaker 3: Oh that's chorging and versus torking.

2000
01:27:18,600 --> 01:27:19,519
Speaker 2: It's not torching.

2001
01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:21,760
Speaker 1: We called it torquing.

2002
01:27:22,439 --> 01:27:23,320
Speaker 2: Why did you call it that?

2003
01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:25,000
Speaker 1: This is just lighting your farts on fire?

2004
01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:25,519
Speaker 2: What's the reason.

2005
01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:26,880
Speaker 4: I don't know, that's what. That's how I learned it

2006
01:27:26,920 --> 01:27:29,040
Speaker 4: at summer camp, and I used to fucking tork it up.

2007
01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:31,959
Speaker 2: You know what I think happened. I think they said torching.

2008
01:27:32,360 --> 01:27:35,720
Speaker 2: You said torquing. No one told you otherwise. Then you

2009
01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:38,439
Speaker 2: took that home from southern as a summer camp.

2010
01:27:38,439 --> 01:27:43,720
Speaker 1: From southern camp, Mama, they're out here talking how to

2011
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:45,080
Speaker 1: be more southern?

2012
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:49,519
Speaker 2: Uh? Do you think that? Because torking doesn't make any sense,

2013
01:27:49,560 --> 01:27:51,200
Speaker 2: torching makes perfect sense.

2014
01:27:51,560 --> 01:27:54,200
Speaker 4: I will say a couple of things. That's possible. So

2015
01:27:54,280 --> 01:27:54,960
Speaker 4: that's possible.

2016
01:27:55,360 --> 01:27:56,240
Speaker 1: Secondly, cool.

2017
01:27:56,280 --> 01:27:59,240
Speaker 4: Secondly, does it have to make sense? Half of this

2018
01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:00,360
Speaker 4: ship never makes sense?

2019
01:28:00,479 --> 01:28:01,880
Speaker 1: Just what's what's the org?

2020
01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:04,000
Speaker 2: Chorging makes a lot of sense.

2021
01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:08,080
Speaker 1: Sounds. What is it? It's an on a monopia.

2022
01:28:08,479 --> 01:28:10,640
Speaker 4: Let's leave it to the people out there, slide and

2023
01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:13,840
Speaker 4: dms let them know if torquing is a thing.

2024
01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:16,840
Speaker 2: I feel like we've covered a lot so far in

2025
01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:23,400
Speaker 2: this podcast. Guys, we covered is it over come? Did

2026
01:28:23,479 --> 01:28:25,559
Speaker 2: you just use the heart? Make you gotta let people know?

2027
01:28:25,600 --> 01:28:26,280
Speaker 1: I didn't even know?

2028
01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:29,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, Heed, Hey.

2029
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:31,880
Speaker 1: Todd, if we could just ISO that on the mix,

2030
01:28:31,960 --> 01:28:32,840
Speaker 1: that'd be great, ye.

2031
01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:35,479
Speaker 2: And Todd, let's ISO that on the mix and then

2032
01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:40,200
Speaker 2: bring it back right now mm hmm, just so everyone

2033
01:28:40,280 --> 01:28:41,080
Speaker 2: can really.

2034
01:28:40,920 --> 01:28:44,640
Speaker 1: Sound like, No, it didn't. Let's and let's ISO it

2035
01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:49,360
Speaker 1: again to compare. Okay, see it didn't really sound.

2036
01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:51,080
Speaker 2: Like that, all right, See it did not sound.

2037
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:54,080
Speaker 1: And now run that. Run that right by my audio

2038
01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:55,760
Speaker 1: clip as well, and put them back to back.

2039
01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:02,439
Speaker 3: And then now can you, yeah, can you play the

2040
01:29:02,439 --> 01:29:04,880
Speaker 3: one from the last episode, please, well that one.

2041
01:29:05,040 --> 01:29:06,880
Speaker 1: I wasn't doing an impression of that one, but.

2042
01:29:06,920 --> 01:29:08,639
Speaker 3: Now I want to just do a side by side.

2043
01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:10,679
Speaker 3: I just want to do a side by side if

2044
01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:11,480
Speaker 3: that's possible.

2045
01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:18,160
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, thank you Todd.

2046
01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:22,680
Speaker 6: So thank you Todd, Thank you Todd, thank you to

2047
01:29:23,080 --> 01:29:23,840
Speaker 6: thank god.

2048
01:29:24,240 --> 01:29:26,479
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. We did that one more time. Thank

2049
01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:30,479
Speaker 1: you Todd. You got it.

2050
01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:32,759
Speaker 3: You got it, baby, really good stuff.

2051
01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:33,120
Speaker 1: Guys.

2052
01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:38,439
Speaker 2: Guys, I'm in Texas right now, and uh as you

2053
01:29:38,479 --> 01:29:42,080
Speaker 2: could tell Houston. We're in Houston. We have a problem,

2054
01:29:42,120 --> 01:29:44,880
Speaker 2: and uh my dad is here. If you guys would

2055
01:29:44,920 --> 01:29:46,160
Speaker 2: like to say a quick hello.

2056
01:29:46,479 --> 01:29:47,960
Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, is this.

2057
01:29:47,960 --> 01:29:49,439
Speaker 1: Our first guest on the podcast?

2058
01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:50,599
Speaker 2: This is our first guest?

2059
01:29:50,680 --> 01:29:53,519
Speaker 3: Whoa first guest here?

2060
01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:56,559
Speaker 2: Well, I'll let them talk for just just a few

2061
01:29:56,560 --> 01:30:00,200
Speaker 2: minutes because I'm a whore for this hot pub and

2062
01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:01,960
Speaker 2: I gotta get I gotta get back to it. But

2063
01:30:02,080 --> 01:30:04,080
Speaker 2: he does want to know why you guys haven't reached

2064
01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:05,400
Speaker 2: out about his kidser diagnosis.

2065
01:30:05,439 --> 01:30:09,439
Speaker 4: Okay, here you go, Oh okay, okay, what do you

2066
01:30:09,479 --> 01:30:15,920
Speaker 4: want to hug and a kiss? Shee hey, buddy's right here.

2067
01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:21,800
Speaker 3: It's beaming Dennis d dude, legendary dad on the pod.

2068
01:30:21,920 --> 01:30:24,719
Speaker 3: First guest ever. I would like it no other way.

2069
01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:25,479
Speaker 3: How are you my?

2070
01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:29,080
Speaker 5: I'm good. I'm good, killing cancer one cell at a time.

2071
01:30:29,360 --> 01:30:30,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, hell yeah, dude.

2072
01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:32,800
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, fighting that good fight. Shit.

2073
01:30:32,920 --> 01:30:36,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we heard your still ripping bongs and

2074
01:30:36,760 --> 01:30:38,360
Speaker 3: all that, and we're in good spirits.

2075
01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:42,040
Speaker 5: Oh hell yeah, that's the kids. Didn't believe me when

2076
01:30:42,080 --> 01:30:45,040
Speaker 5: I talked to the doctors and the ozarks, and they said, yeah,

2077
01:30:45,200 --> 01:30:49,160
Speaker 5: blaze away and uh and then we come here and

2078
01:30:49,439 --> 01:30:51,840
Speaker 5: so the best doctors in the world say, shit, you

2079
01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:56,960
Speaker 5: got it, smoke it sabby, and there's there's still wanting

2080
01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:57,799
Speaker 5: another opinion.

2081
01:30:58,200 --> 01:30:59,880
Speaker 1: No, that's the only opinion that.

2082
01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:05,320
Speaker 5: Hell, yeah, that's right, that's right. They said, just don't

2083
01:31:05,320 --> 01:31:06,479
Speaker 5: make that your first question.

2084
01:31:06,720 --> 01:31:09,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, how's how's how's Houston treating you? Are they? Are

2085
01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:11,040
Speaker 3: they doing you right? And all that?

2086
01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:17,400
Speaker 5: Houston's good? But saw some baseball, saw little basketball.

2087
01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:17,400
Speaker 1: That's right.

2088
01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:19,400
Speaker 5: So yeah, everything's good.

2089
01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:22,479
Speaker 4: Right, So what's the deal you're doing chemo? Do you

2090
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:24,600
Speaker 4: get to like have local grub or are you on

2091
01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:26,320
Speaker 4: a certain diet that they got you off for this?

2092
01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:27,200
Speaker 3: No?

2093
01:31:27,400 --> 01:31:30,920
Speaker 5: In fact, they told me to eat everything, so I did.

2094
01:31:31,280 --> 01:31:33,000
Speaker 5: I gained fifteen freaking pounds.

2095
01:31:33,080 --> 01:31:35,120
Speaker 1: Now we're talking really, I'm gonna be.

2096
01:31:35,080 --> 01:31:37,040
Speaker 5: The only fat cancer survivor.

2097
01:31:39,439 --> 01:31:41,320
Speaker 3: That's the secret. That's how you beat it, dude.

2098
01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:45,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, feed dead cancer, feed dead.

2099
01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:47,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, gosh, we're fucking rooting for you.

2100
01:31:47,880 --> 01:31:48,080
Speaker 1: Brother.

2101
01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:49,720
Speaker 5: Well thanks, ma'am.

2102
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:54,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really feel like it's an excuse for obesity

2103
01:31:54,120 --> 01:31:56,400
Speaker 2: for yeah dad to get his fat. I'm not even

2104
01:31:56,439 --> 01:32:01,439
Speaker 2: convinced he has cancer. Right, Like, he'll have like eight

2105
01:32:01,479 --> 01:32:05,840
Speaker 2: helpings of something and he's like the doctor said, and

2106
01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:10,760
Speaker 2: now he's got man, he's got some serious squeeze ability there.

2107
01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:13,240
Speaker 1: Welcome to the party. They feel good.

2108
01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:16,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, buddy, when you like go downstairs quickly and they shake.

2109
01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:18,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love that feeling.

2110
01:32:19,439 --> 01:32:21,680
Speaker 4: Yea. Is Adam getting you any voice over work with

2111
01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:24,200
Speaker 4: this new smoky tone, You've got.

2112
01:32:24,200 --> 01:32:26,200
Speaker 3: No, No, you sound cool as fuck.

2113
01:32:26,760 --> 01:32:27,760
Speaker 1: Talk to his agents.

2114
01:32:27,840 --> 01:32:29,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna have to you know what I mean?

2115
01:32:30,280 --> 01:32:33,320
Speaker 4: Can you give a commercial for Quizno's or something real quick.

2116
01:32:34,600 --> 01:32:37,080
Speaker 1: Dennis is the one who did the noise at the

2117
01:32:37,240 --> 01:32:40,960
Speaker 1: end of every Workaholics episode. That was his voice.

2118
01:32:41,400 --> 01:32:43,400
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right, this is the voice.

2119
01:32:43,479 --> 01:32:45,640
Speaker 4: Is it him or is it Adam doing an impression?

2120
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:46,160
Speaker 3: No.

2121
01:32:46,280 --> 01:32:48,479
Speaker 1: We pulled Dennis back into the room and he did

2122
01:32:48,479 --> 01:32:51,240
Speaker 1: it into the microphone a couple of times. Yeah it

2123
01:32:51,280 --> 01:32:53,680
Speaker 1: was me, Dennis. Hell yeah it is.

2124
01:32:54,360 --> 01:32:56,920
Speaker 5: Well. Actually brought up a good point now that it's

2125
01:32:56,960 --> 01:33:00,280
Speaker 5: out there for all the lawyers. I still haven't got

2126
01:33:00,280 --> 01:33:00,759
Speaker 5: my check.

2127
01:33:01,400 --> 01:33:04,000
Speaker 3: Oh dang, yeah, we got you.

2128
01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:05,960
Speaker 5: My check is still missing.

2129
01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:09,720
Speaker 1: Talk to your son, yeah, Adam. Adam always said it

2130
01:33:09,760 --> 01:33:11,160
Speaker 1: was a family discount.

2131
01:33:10,960 --> 01:33:13,200
Speaker 3: Adam, what's going on here? Get your dad paid?

2132
01:33:13,320 --> 01:33:14,240
Speaker 5: For Sure? For Sure?

2133
01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:17,320
Speaker 1: Did I ever show you guys that I was in

2134
01:33:17,360 --> 01:33:21,040
Speaker 1: a kid rock music video? Wait?

2135
01:33:21,360 --> 01:33:23,519
Speaker 2: I knew this is just Jersey's way to bring up

2136
01:33:23,520 --> 01:33:24,880
Speaker 2: his kid rock music video.

2137
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:25,439
Speaker 1: What do you mean?

2138
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:30,599
Speaker 3: This whole pod has been just one big long con

2139
01:33:30,760 --> 01:33:32,040
Speaker 3: for you to talk about what.

2140
01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:39,040
Speaker 1: You've been moving, the conversation you've been moving the conversation

2141
01:33:39,960 --> 01:33:41,840
Speaker 1: kid video. I did it.

2142
01:33:42,680 --> 01:33:45,920
Speaker 4: It's gonna air next weeklations bud.

2143
01:33:47,240 --> 01:33:49,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, and while you tell us the story of this,

2144
01:33:49,160 --> 01:33:51,520
Speaker 3: I will be seeing it if it's on your IMDb,

2145
01:33:51,640 --> 01:33:52,439
Speaker 3: because if it's.

2146
01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:54,639
Speaker 1: Not, it's my homie.

2147
01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:58,080
Speaker 4: Brian got like cast as like a bare knuckle boxer.

2148
01:33:58,120 --> 01:33:59,600
Speaker 2: I remember this. I was so pumped on.

2149
01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:02,360
Speaker 4: He's like my other buddy dropped out and he was like,

2150
01:34:02,400 --> 01:34:03,840
Speaker 4: can you can you come do this?

2151
01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:04,640
Speaker 1: And I'm like what is it?

2152
01:34:04,680 --> 01:34:07,280
Speaker 4: And he's like we're just bare knuckle boxing shirts off

2153
01:34:07,320 --> 01:34:09,840
Speaker 4: in front of the like drummer from kid rock.

2154
01:34:10,120 --> 01:34:13,040
Speaker 1: And I was like sure, and.

2155
01:34:12,960 --> 01:34:14,960
Speaker 4: I think I got like two hundred fifty bucks or something.

2156
01:34:15,120 --> 01:34:15,960
Speaker 1: It was great, but.

2157
01:34:15,880 --> 01:34:18,559
Speaker 2: Then in the video, like you can't really tell. It's

2158
01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:20,360
Speaker 2: like always like kind of on your back and you're

2159
01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:23,840
Speaker 2: like blurry and shit, and I was salty. I wanted

2160
01:34:24,080 --> 01:34:26,240
Speaker 2: you to be the star of that fucking video. I

2161
01:34:26,280 --> 01:34:27,680
Speaker 2: was like, cause it ended up.

2162
01:34:27,640 --> 01:34:28,280
Speaker 1: Being kid Rock.

2163
01:34:28,400 --> 01:34:30,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it sucked.

2164
01:34:31,439 --> 01:34:32,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sucked.

2165
01:34:34,280 --> 01:34:36,200
Speaker 5: All right. Well, I've ever to let you guys get

2166
01:34:36,240 --> 01:34:39,640
Speaker 5: back to podcasting because that shit's important.

2167
01:34:40,120 --> 01:34:43,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, thank you, Dennis. Yeah, super stoked to have

2168
01:34:43,800 --> 01:34:46,759
Speaker 3: you as the first and only guest on this is important.

2169
01:34:46,800 --> 01:34:49,320
Speaker 1: That's right, right, much love Dennis.

2170
01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:55,880
Speaker 2: And you guys were I mean, you guys were Baeria

2171
01:34:56,640 --> 01:35:00,240
Speaker 2: like that, the suburbs forty five minutes outside the Bay

2172
01:35:00,280 --> 01:35:07,160
Speaker 2: Area and beery minutes.

2173
01:35:06,920 --> 01:35:10,040
Speaker 1: Away from and Tom Hanks is not from forty thirty.

2174
01:35:10,320 --> 01:35:14,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, but so you guys would seg your pants down

2175
01:35:14,920 --> 01:35:18,400
Speaker 2: so fucking far. Correct, So your whole asshole is hanging out,

2176
01:35:18,880 --> 01:35:21,640
Speaker 2: and so there's just one tiny, little thin piece of

2177
01:35:21,680 --> 01:35:27,759
Speaker 2: fabric between an open flame and you're gaping gas leaking asshole.

2178
01:35:27,840 --> 01:35:30,080
Speaker 1: Yes, well we thought that was the safe way to

2179
01:35:30,080 --> 01:35:31,840
Speaker 1: do it, because Blake, didn't your dad have a horror

2180
01:35:31,960 --> 01:35:34,519
Speaker 1: story about like when he did it, Bear asked, and

2181
01:35:34,560 --> 01:35:37,600
Speaker 1: his asshole actually sucked the Yeah, you don't do it.

2182
01:35:37,720 --> 01:35:39,080
Speaker 1: You do it through your pants too.

2183
01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:40,160
Speaker 2: You could do it through your gene.

2184
01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:42,360
Speaker 1: His asshole actually sucked the I don't know if it

2185
01:35:42,360 --> 01:35:44,519
Speaker 1: was your dad who did this, but one of his friends.

2186
01:35:44,880 --> 01:35:47,080
Speaker 3: Well, this is what I was about to ask you guys.

2187
01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:50,000
Speaker 2: Well we know now that we know your dad listens to

2188
01:35:50,080 --> 01:35:53,439
Speaker 2: the podcast, So I'm pretty sure is your dad that

2189
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:54,120
Speaker 2: this happened to?

2190
01:35:54,280 --> 01:35:55,519
Speaker 1: And what does he call it? Dad?

2191
01:35:55,560 --> 01:35:59,280
Speaker 3: It wasn't. No, That was what I was about to

2192
01:35:59,320 --> 01:36:01,559
Speaker 3: ask you, dudes. Was I was like, did you hear

2193
01:36:01,640 --> 01:36:06,040
Speaker 3: the urban legend where some kid kind of was trying

2194
01:36:06,040 --> 01:36:09,160
Speaker 3: to light his fart on fire and the flame sucked

2195
01:36:09,240 --> 01:36:12,080
Speaker 3: up into his asshole and burned his intestines and.

2196
01:36:12,040 --> 01:36:13,920
Speaker 1: He got I believe that right?

2197
01:36:13,960 --> 01:36:14,240
Speaker 3: You do?

2198
01:36:14,439 --> 01:36:14,639
Speaker 1: Yeah?

2199
01:36:14,720 --> 01:36:16,559
Speaker 2: No, And I thought that was your dad? Thought that

2200
01:36:16,600 --> 01:36:17,040
Speaker 2: happened to.

2201
01:36:17,240 --> 01:36:21,519
Speaker 3: No, my dad's asshole is fully functioning to my knowledge.

2202
01:36:22,800 --> 01:36:25,400
Speaker 1: Goodbye. See. So I thought I was being safe by

2203
01:36:25,520 --> 01:36:28,439
Speaker 1: going through the pants, but I think I might have

2204
01:36:28,520 --> 01:36:31,640
Speaker 1: fucked up my ass and caused seapog. So this is

2205
01:36:31,680 --> 01:36:34,240
Speaker 1: the root you have like a charred hole?

2206
01:36:34,439 --> 01:36:38,599
Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, I think I climbing this car.

2207
01:36:39,360 --> 01:36:43,640
Speaker 1: That's right. I couldn't draw a correlation between lighting my

2208
01:36:43,720 --> 01:36:44,639
Speaker 1: farts on fire and.

2209
01:36:45,520 --> 01:36:47,479
Speaker 4: I can draw a picture of my buttthole for you,

2210
01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:51,479
Speaker 4: freehand from memory, and it's just.

2211
01:36:51,479 --> 01:36:52,400
Speaker 2: A black blob.

2212
01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:55,519
Speaker 1: Just squat over a mirror and give me a charcoal drawing.

2213
01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:59,639
Speaker 4: Ever clear, I could draw a picture of my buttle

2214
01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:03,080
Speaker 4: and like holding your nuts up and just kind of.

2215
01:37:05,479 --> 01:37:08,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it caused seepage. Be careful out there, kids,

2216
01:37:08,240 --> 01:37:08,519
Speaker 1: Just be.

2217
01:37:08,479 --> 01:37:12,360
Speaker 3: Careful, careful of torking or torching or whatever you call it,

2218
01:37:12,439 --> 01:37:12,720
Speaker 3: and do it.

2219
01:37:12,760 --> 01:37:14,760
Speaker 1: If you're gonna do it, do it through your underwear

2220
01:37:14,840 --> 01:37:18,120
Speaker 1: and your shorts or pants, or at least underwear. At

2221
01:37:18,200 --> 01:37:18,879
Speaker 1: least underwear.

2222
01:37:18,920 --> 01:37:23,920
Speaker 2: So I jerk off Injxes Blake is a notorious airplane

2223
01:37:24,240 --> 01:37:30,439
Speaker 2: jo pervert. Always Kyle's ships his pants more often than not.

2224
01:37:31,560 --> 01:37:31,960
Speaker 2: What's up?

2225
01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:32,639
Speaker 1: What's what's?

2226
01:37:32,880 --> 01:37:33,519
Speaker 2: What's your thing?

2227
01:37:33,560 --> 01:37:33,760
Speaker 1: When?

2228
01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:37,040
Speaker 2: Where did you jerk off? Or what happened with your poops?

2229
01:37:37,120 --> 01:37:38,839
Speaker 3: Or what's your deep dark secret?

2230
01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:41,519
Speaker 2: Get pissed on yourself all the time?

2231
01:37:41,640 --> 01:37:44,280
Speaker 1: Peace? You gotta drip drop peace? Do I do?

2232
01:37:44,439 --> 01:37:51,280
Speaker 4: Love this podcast. We've already talked about Ace Venture, how

2233
01:37:51,400 --> 01:37:53,840
Speaker 4: Jim Carrey was definitely like and as silly as this

2234
01:37:53,920 --> 01:37:56,439
Speaker 4: guy is, he fucks like a champ, like he really

2235
01:37:56,600 --> 01:37:58,479
Speaker 4: rails this woman while animals watch.

2236
01:37:58,360 --> 01:37:59,479
Speaker 1: It's a disgusting happen.

2237
01:37:59,560 --> 01:38:01,400
Speaker 4: He gets a blow job in the first ten minutes

2238
01:38:01,400 --> 01:38:05,519
Speaker 4: of the movie, and they're like, yeah, okay, I don't know,

2239
01:38:05,720 --> 01:38:07,559
Speaker 4: would he though he's kind of a buffoon.

2240
01:38:07,960 --> 01:38:09,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but he can. He can fucking lay

2241
01:38:09,840 --> 01:38:10,400
Speaker 1: pipe though.

2242
01:38:10,280 --> 01:38:11,880
Speaker 2: But he for sure throws it down.

2243
01:38:12,280 --> 01:38:15,000
Speaker 4: Uh, it's funny, get it because he wouldn't be able to,

2244
01:38:15,120 --> 01:38:15,719
Speaker 4: So it's funny.

2245
01:38:15,720 --> 01:38:17,880
Speaker 3: Well, sure are friendly around here.

2246
01:38:17,800 --> 01:38:20,200
Speaker 1: Crazy, I know, there's weird jokes about it.

2247
01:38:20,360 --> 01:38:23,040
Speaker 3: He's just getting laid constantly. So cool.

2248
01:38:23,120 --> 01:38:25,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like it's that funny and I'm ten years old,

2249
01:38:25,840 --> 01:38:28,240
Speaker 4: just going, Yeah, this is how people behave.

2250
01:38:28,120 --> 01:38:30,360
Speaker 2: That's how it works, that's how I have to act.

2251
01:38:30,439 --> 01:38:32,479
Speaker 3: I gotta check the writing credits. I have a feeling

2252
01:38:32,560 --> 01:38:34,599
Speaker 3: he may have been in the writer's room.

2253
01:38:34,720 --> 01:38:35,640
Speaker 1: Daddle bags.

2254
01:38:35,760 --> 01:38:39,120
Speaker 2: Well that's uh, that's why I did ace Ventura Impressions

2255
01:38:39,160 --> 01:38:42,000
Speaker 2: for for five years in a row. After that movie came.

2256
01:38:41,880 --> 01:38:44,280
Speaker 1: Out, it really did infest.

2257
01:38:44,360 --> 01:38:46,120
Speaker 2: I was like, girls like guys that act like this,

2258
01:38:47,080 --> 01:38:48,240
Speaker 2: somebody stop me.

2259
01:38:49,160 --> 01:38:52,000
Speaker 1: Okay, will you go to the dance with me? Alrighty?

2260
01:38:52,080 --> 01:38:56,680
Speaker 1: Then is that a yes? Check?

2261
01:38:57,960 --> 01:39:01,400
Speaker 3: Your number's still nine to one one.

2262
01:39:01,840 --> 01:39:05,320
Speaker 2: A buddy of mine had to go to rehab because he's.

2263
01:39:05,120 --> 01:39:06,040
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, this is great.

2264
01:39:06,240 --> 01:39:09,000
Speaker 2: The parents sent him to rehab because he wouldn't stop

2265
01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:11,719
Speaker 2: doing Ace Fincher Jim Carrey.

2266
01:39:11,479 --> 01:39:13,200
Speaker 1: Impressions, like that was the addiction he.

2267
01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:16,320
Speaker 2: That's all he talked like for two years straight. Yeah,

2268
01:39:16,360 --> 01:39:18,960
Speaker 2: that they sent him to rehab to like or count

2269
01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:19,799
Speaker 2: stop the cycle.

2270
01:39:20,400 --> 01:39:23,360
Speaker 3: That would be such a cool, strange addictions episode.

2271
01:39:23,840 --> 01:39:26,160
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, Yeah he was. He was addicted. It was

2272
01:39:26,160 --> 01:39:28,519
Speaker 2: my buddy, Kevin Hart. I'll shut him out, yeah wine mouth.

2273
01:39:28,600 --> 01:39:32,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh god, that's great. And I feel for him

2274
01:39:32,320 --> 01:39:35,479
Speaker 4: because it was. It just it worked its way into

2275
01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:38,760
Speaker 4: you on like an old school level or like Anchorman.

2276
01:39:39,080 --> 01:39:41,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's science and if you're ten and you're

2277
01:39:41,800 --> 01:39:44,840
Speaker 1: just running around science quoting that movie like a glove

2278
01:39:45,040 --> 01:39:45,800
Speaker 1: Laca glave.

2279
01:39:46,240 --> 01:39:48,400
Speaker 3: Yeah. I really wanted to get the kind of pants

2280
01:39:48,400 --> 01:39:50,880
Speaker 3: he wore. He wore like those like red and black

2281
01:39:50,920 --> 01:39:53,559
Speaker 3: stripe pants. I'm like, I've got a dressed just like

2282
01:39:53,640 --> 01:39:56,320
Speaker 3: a Centuri because this dude is getting babes.

2283
01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:59,800
Speaker 1: I think I had Jerbo's that looked like that. Hestribed.

2284
01:40:00,920 --> 01:40:05,000
Speaker 2: Well, that's that was because it was pre Internet and

2285
01:40:05,040 --> 01:40:09,040
Speaker 2: pre like memes and gifts and and all that shit.

2286
01:40:09,160 --> 01:40:13,439
Speaker 2: So like that was the social currency of the time,

2287
01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:19,000
Speaker 2: like knowing the quotes and if you said it, if

2288
01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:21,320
Speaker 2: you said it, people are gonna laugh, Like you didn't

2289
01:40:21,320 --> 01:40:24,920
Speaker 2: need your own joke football. It's it's very much like

2290
01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:28,640
Speaker 2: how kids today will just rehash a meme and be

2291
01:40:28,760 --> 01:40:31,920
Speaker 2: like that's funny, right, and other kids laugh and they're like, I'm.

2292
01:40:31,840 --> 01:40:33,599
Speaker 1: Killing it, yes, Satan.

2293
01:40:34,320 --> 01:40:36,280
Speaker 3: Everybody's just acting like King Batch.

2294
01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:41,200
Speaker 2: Hey, do your kids like and subscribe? Do they say

2295
01:40:41,439 --> 01:40:43,080
Speaker 2: like and subscribe.

2296
01:40:42,640 --> 01:40:46,120
Speaker 4: Like walking around like after they say, oh, dude, that's funny,

2297
01:40:46,240 --> 01:40:47,960
Speaker 4: they just yeah.

2298
01:40:47,800 --> 01:40:50,880
Speaker 2: Like a buddy of mine always posts like with his

2299
01:40:50,920 --> 01:40:54,760
Speaker 2: little nieces and nephews, and they're always they always will

2300
01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:56,640
Speaker 2: like say a thing and at the end of it

2301
01:40:56,680 --> 01:41:00,640
Speaker 2: be like like and subscribe if it's on YouTube, and

2302
01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:02,680
Speaker 2: you're just like, oh, those kids are watching way too

2303
01:41:02,760 --> 01:41:03,680
Speaker 2: much YouTube.

2304
01:41:03,840 --> 01:41:06,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, that should be a sign that maybe they get

2305
01:41:06,360 --> 01:41:11,920
Speaker 3: off the iPad for just a little bit. I will

2306
01:41:11,960 --> 01:41:13,760
Speaker 3: say that the ship that kind of freaks me out,

2307
01:41:13,760 --> 01:41:15,360
Speaker 3: but I kind of do want to try it. Has

2308
01:41:15,400 --> 01:41:17,880
Speaker 3: you have you seen like the three D printer food?

2309
01:41:18,200 --> 01:41:21,120
Speaker 1: Yeah? Whoa, whoa talk to me baby? What is this?

2310
01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:24,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like I saw some steaks where it's like all

2311
01:41:24,640 --> 01:41:27,599
Speaker 3: like three D printed from like I don't I don't know,

2312
01:41:27,640 --> 01:41:32,240
Speaker 3: like organic materials or something. But it looks like steak.

2313
01:41:32,360 --> 01:41:36,320
Speaker 3: But it's completely synthetic. It's weird wild stuff.

2314
01:41:36,520 --> 01:41:40,800
Speaker 2: Oh wow, So is it like paper? It's edible. It's edible.

2315
01:41:40,880 --> 01:41:41,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's edible.

2316
01:41:41,760 --> 01:41:43,559
Speaker 1: Did you say it's paper. No, it's it's made of

2317
01:41:43,680 --> 01:41:47,639
Speaker 1: organic tissue or whatever. It's paper. Wait, you printed it.

2318
01:41:47,640 --> 01:41:48,799
Speaker 1: It's paper. It's science.

2319
01:41:49,120 --> 01:41:50,280
Speaker 3: I mean it might be paper.

2320
01:41:51,160 --> 01:41:53,680
Speaker 1: This is like using the same technology where they this

2321
01:41:53,800 --> 01:41:56,080
Speaker 1: is like using the medical technology where they can rebuild

2322
01:41:56,160 --> 01:41:58,000
Speaker 1: organs and stuff like that, where they can.

2323
01:41:58,000 --> 01:42:00,000
Speaker 4: They grew the ear on that fucking mouse or whatever.

2324
01:42:00,400 --> 01:42:03,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, they can. With skin tissue, they can actually like make.

2325
01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:04,799
Speaker 3: My dick bigger.

2326
01:42:06,800 --> 01:42:10,000
Speaker 2: So you're telling me there's a chance.

2327
01:42:09,760 --> 01:42:14,000
Speaker 3: Frank and weed huge three D print me some new testicles.

2328
01:42:15,320 --> 01:42:18,880
Speaker 1: Here's my question. Would would you eat adam? Mostly for

2329
01:42:18,920 --> 01:42:21,559
Speaker 1: you because you're a steak guy. You eat steak nine

2330
01:42:21,640 --> 01:42:25,840
Speaker 1: days a week of science? Would you eat a cow

2331
01:42:26,400 --> 01:42:27,680
Speaker 1: that was cloned?

2332
01:42:28,120 --> 01:42:31,280
Speaker 3: Oh? Cloned? Yeah?

2333
01:42:32,640 --> 01:42:37,160
Speaker 1: Yes? Zero hesitation? I my no.

2334
01:42:37,280 --> 01:42:39,439
Speaker 2: My hesitation was why would I hesitate?

2335
01:42:39,640 --> 01:42:39,720
Speaker 1: Like?

2336
01:42:39,840 --> 01:42:42,800
Speaker 2: Why would I not? And uh? Then I thought about

2337
01:42:42,800 --> 01:42:44,880
Speaker 2: it for a brief moment and nothing popped up, and

2338
01:42:44,920 --> 01:42:49,440
Speaker 2: it's like, fucking scroll through your terminator brain. Yeah no,

2339
01:42:49,479 --> 01:42:51,559
Speaker 2: why why would I not? Why would I not?

2340
01:42:51,800 --> 01:42:52,080
Speaker 3: Why not?

2341
01:42:52,160 --> 01:42:55,240
Speaker 4: Because it's like cloned. It's like it's not it didn't

2342
01:42:55,280 --> 01:42:59,080
Speaker 4: come from my God.

2343
01:42:59,160 --> 01:43:03,200
Speaker 3: We trusts. Okay, we're gonna put whatever the scientists tell

2344
01:43:03,320 --> 01:43:06,000
Speaker 3: us in our body. Okay, there we go.

2345
01:43:06,400 --> 01:43:09,439
Speaker 1: When when you clone something, does that something start as

2346
01:43:09,439 --> 01:43:12,920
Speaker 1: a baby or does it just come out the exact opposite? Like,

2347
01:43:12,920 --> 01:43:16,200
Speaker 1: how does that work? Yes, Kyle, it has to grow up.

2348
01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:16,960
Speaker 1: It does.

2349
01:43:17,120 --> 01:43:18,559
Speaker 3: That's fucked up, seriously.

2350
01:43:18,600 --> 01:43:21,519
Speaker 4: So like people who got cash are having they'll have

2351
01:43:21,600 --> 01:43:24,280
Speaker 4: like a dog die and they'll pay like two hundred

2352
01:43:24,280 --> 01:43:28,559
Speaker 4: and fifty g's to have the same dog cloned and grown.

2353
01:43:29,000 --> 01:43:32,360
Speaker 1: So they just keep reading that is the sixth grade,

2354
01:43:32,560 --> 01:43:35,200
Speaker 1: that's the sixth Day. That's repet Yes, yeah, So would

2355
01:43:35,240 --> 01:43:36,400
Speaker 1: you eat that dog, Adam?

2356
01:43:36,439 --> 01:43:38,160
Speaker 2: When I eat a dog, I probably would.

2357
01:43:38,640 --> 01:43:42,719
Speaker 1: No, No, the cloned pet. Well, you have to consider

2358
01:43:42,720 --> 01:43:43,960
Speaker 1: that eating dogs is cool?

2359
01:43:44,920 --> 01:43:47,280
Speaker 3: Okay, I will say it is. It is in the

2360
01:43:47,320 --> 01:43:49,559
Speaker 3: movie Sixth Day. And for anybody who hasn't seen this

2361
01:43:49,680 --> 01:43:53,519
Speaker 3: Arnold movie underrated as fuck, check out the Sixth Day.

2362
01:43:53,720 --> 01:43:58,479
Speaker 1: Great film and what is his character's name in that movie? Uh?

2363
01:43:58,560 --> 01:44:00,479
Speaker 1: Ben gleib Lean.

2364
01:44:03,080 --> 01:44:07,320
Speaker 3: No comedian, a very deep cut comedian.

2365
01:44:07,360 --> 01:44:10,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Why did that come up? Because you're

2366
01:44:10,080 --> 01:44:10,680
Speaker 1: obsessed with them?

2367
01:44:10,760 --> 01:44:12,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, you love Benjamin Lee.

2368
01:44:12,479 --> 01:44:14,120
Speaker 1: No, somebody saying it in the chat.

2369
01:44:14,280 --> 01:44:17,400
Speaker 3: No, they're saying. Streisand revealed that two of her three

2370
01:44:17,760 --> 01:44:24,599
Speaker 3: cotton or dogs were clones, Barber strysand ship br.

2371
01:44:24,760 --> 01:44:26,599
Speaker 1: If Streisand's doing it. I'm down.

2372
01:44:26,680 --> 01:44:28,360
Speaker 3: He's in the Illuminati for sure.

2373
01:44:28,439 --> 01:44:32,080
Speaker 1: We should clone her. Oh yeah, what if her dogs

2374
01:44:32,080 --> 01:44:33,160
Speaker 1: clone her? How she feel?

2375
01:44:33,280 --> 01:44:36,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm fine with Well, isn't it? Uh if we

2376
01:44:36,920 --> 01:44:39,519
Speaker 2: are able to clone these animals and then eat them,

2377
01:44:39,880 --> 01:44:42,960
Speaker 2: would we not be able to? Uh? Would that cut

2378
01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:45,760
Speaker 2: down on like the all the.

2379
01:44:46,160 --> 01:44:48,960
Speaker 4: No, because it's the same animals, it's the same amount

2380
01:44:49,000 --> 01:44:49,519
Speaker 4: of animals.

2381
01:44:50,000 --> 01:44:53,120
Speaker 2: But could you maybe clone them so they didn't fart

2382
01:44:53,439 --> 01:44:55,519
Speaker 2: all the time? Because that's the issue, right, Isn't that

2383
01:44:55,560 --> 01:44:56,120
Speaker 2: The whole.

2384
01:44:55,880 --> 01:44:59,320
Speaker 1: Thing with global warming is all farts the ozone.

2385
01:44:59,160 --> 01:45:01,280
Speaker 4: But the methane's got to go out out of somewhere,

2386
01:45:02,439 --> 01:45:04,840
Speaker 4: like that's that's that's gas. Gas you don't want in

2387
01:45:04,840 --> 01:45:06,800
Speaker 4: your body. That's why it gets expelled, Like you don't

2388
01:45:07,080 --> 01:45:10,040
Speaker 4: that's why you dookie, because if the dookie stays in, right,

2389
01:45:10,080 --> 01:45:11,280
Speaker 4: that's that's bad stuff you become.

2390
01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:16,920
Speaker 3: You don't think in in years we won't develop science

2391
01:45:17,080 --> 01:45:19,519
Speaker 3: that will make it so we don't have to fart side.

2392
01:45:19,600 --> 01:45:23,400
Speaker 3: You can like somehow expel that gas. Another way.

2393
01:45:23,600 --> 01:45:25,800
Speaker 1: You probably to get a little second buttthole put in

2394
01:45:25,840 --> 01:45:28,240
Speaker 1: wherever you want it, like an open second butthole that

2395
01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:30,360
Speaker 1: just can Like some of those whistles from when you

2396
01:45:30,360 --> 01:45:31,040
Speaker 1: were a kid that go.

2397
01:45:33,360 --> 01:45:37,760
Speaker 4: A kazoo, They had like a pinwheel, a pinwheel in

2398
01:45:37,800 --> 01:45:39,320
Speaker 4: them and they would go.

2399
01:45:39,760 --> 01:45:43,400
Speaker 2: Whoo, sounds pretty kazoo.

2400
01:45:43,439 --> 01:45:44,520
Speaker 3: It's like a kazoo.

2401
01:45:44,760 --> 01:45:46,639
Speaker 1: It's a pinwheel whistle. It's not a kazoo.

2402
01:45:47,240 --> 01:45:49,840
Speaker 4: Right, hey, guys, slide in these guys DM send the

2403
01:45:49,960 --> 01:45:52,920
Speaker 4: pictures of the whistle with the little pinwheel on the

2404
01:45:52,920 --> 01:45:53,479
Speaker 4: inside that.

2405
01:45:53,520 --> 01:45:57,719
Speaker 3: Go preferably while it's hanging out of your butt.

2406
01:45:59,560 --> 01:46:03,080
Speaker 4: Bury it in the news. Yeah, I don't want that

2407
01:46:03,120 --> 01:46:05,240
Speaker 4: to happen. Look, that's where the buck stops to me.

2408
01:46:05,520 --> 01:46:07,439
Speaker 1: I fart. Okay, you're not going to take it away

2409
01:46:07,439 --> 01:46:08,880
Speaker 1: from me. You're not going to change it. Well, that's

2410
01:46:08,880 --> 01:46:10,400
Speaker 1: what I would The only way I would change it

2411
01:46:10,439 --> 01:46:12,600
Speaker 1: is if I could have multiple buttholes, Like if I

2412
01:46:12,600 --> 01:46:13,920
Speaker 1: could reroute.

2413
01:46:13,400 --> 01:46:15,160
Speaker 2: Well, I would like to not fart. If there was

2414
01:46:15,200 --> 01:46:17,840
Speaker 2: a pillar or something where I never farted again.

2415
01:46:17,680 --> 01:46:19,519
Speaker 1: I would do that. What the fuck?

2416
01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:22,840
Speaker 2: You guys love farting and I hardly ever do.

2417
01:46:23,120 --> 01:46:23,679
Speaker 1: That's insane.

2418
01:46:23,760 --> 01:46:26,400
Speaker 4: That's one of your greatest defense mechanisms, Adam. Don't you

2419
01:46:26,439 --> 01:46:28,799
Speaker 4: realize if you're being attached by an animal, the first

2420
01:46:28,840 --> 01:46:32,080
Speaker 4: line of defense is you fart on them yourself.

2421
01:46:32,120 --> 01:46:35,400
Speaker 2: Now, what you're supposed to do is and Blake, I'm

2422
01:46:35,439 --> 01:46:39,080
Speaker 2: quoting Blake. You're supposed to You're supposed to reach down

2423
01:46:39,160 --> 01:46:39,759
Speaker 2: their throat.

2424
01:46:40,600 --> 01:46:41,480
Speaker 3: That's a wildcat.

2425
01:46:41,600 --> 01:46:44,280
Speaker 2: You're supposed to put your arm down their throat and

2426
01:46:44,320 --> 01:46:46,960
Speaker 2: then rip their intines out of their butthole.

2427
01:46:47,040 --> 01:46:51,960
Speaker 3: That's a wildcat, specifically a wildcat. Well, and then, but

2428
01:46:52,000 --> 01:46:54,320
Speaker 3: then if that doesn't work, you have to fart in

2429
01:46:54,360 --> 01:46:58,639
Speaker 3: their face, right across their uvula.

2430
01:46:58,800 --> 01:47:02,920
Speaker 2: Well, that's the opposite, because dogs wouldn't dogs. When you

2431
01:47:03,000 --> 01:47:06,880
Speaker 2: fart around a dog, he will dive snout first into

2432
01:47:06,920 --> 01:47:09,440
Speaker 2: your asshole. Dogs they love it.

2433
01:47:09,280 --> 01:47:12,680
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, dogs rock snout first. Dogs rock.

2434
01:47:12,760 --> 01:47:14,000
Speaker 3: That's a companion animal.

2435
01:47:14,920 --> 01:47:19,800
Speaker 1: Oh okay, beautiful man. Now as a comedian, though, I

2436
01:47:19,840 --> 01:47:23,599
Speaker 1: don't even know. The comedian's perspective of ditching farts is

2437
01:47:23,800 --> 01:47:27,000
Speaker 1: absolutely absurd to me, Like, how much have you laughed

2438
01:47:27,040 --> 01:47:30,360
Speaker 1: in your life over farts? And you're just saying, without

2439
01:47:30,400 --> 01:47:32,840
Speaker 1: a blink of an eye that, yeah, I don't want

2440
01:47:32,840 --> 01:47:34,479
Speaker 1: it no more, Adam.

2441
01:47:34,560 --> 01:47:36,680
Speaker 4: To be honest, I've never laughed at you if it

2442
01:47:36,760 --> 01:47:39,519
Speaker 4: wasn't a fart. So you're willing to give that up? Yeah,

2443
01:47:39,560 --> 01:47:42,080
Speaker 4: it's always part related, so you could. You're trying to

2444
01:47:42,120 --> 01:47:43,800
Speaker 4: pull the rug out of your whole career and your

2445
01:47:43,840 --> 01:47:44,439
Speaker 4: friend shit.

2446
01:47:44,920 --> 01:47:45,280
Speaker 1: I guess.

2447
01:47:45,640 --> 01:47:47,519
Speaker 2: I guess I thought you guys like my personalities, so

2448
01:47:47,560 --> 01:47:50,719
Speaker 2: but it is ours. Our relationship is fart based.

2449
01:47:51,600 --> 01:47:55,719
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're just realizing that, Yeah, your entire

2450
01:47:55,760 --> 01:47:57,679
Speaker 3: sense of humor is hinged on your farting.

2451
01:47:59,360 --> 01:48:02,600
Speaker 2: I guess I did know that, and that would be

2452
01:48:02,640 --> 01:48:05,479
Speaker 2: my first uh. I would like to start the takebacks

2453
01:48:05,520 --> 01:48:08,200
Speaker 2: and apologies. I'd like to take back saying that I'd

2454
01:48:08,200 --> 01:48:10,439
Speaker 2: give up farting because I didn't realize that I had

2455
01:48:10,479 --> 01:48:14,040
Speaker 2: so much weight on our relationship and our friendship. And

2456
01:48:14,080 --> 01:48:16,080
Speaker 2: if it means that much to you guys, I'm gonna

2457
01:48:16,080 --> 01:48:16,920
Speaker 2: stay farting guys.

2458
01:48:18,040 --> 01:48:19,479
Speaker 1: Thank you.

2459
01:48:20,439 --> 01:48:20,800
Speaker 3: I wish.

2460
01:48:20,840 --> 01:48:23,120
Speaker 2: I wish I could queue up a wet one right now,

2461
01:48:24,280 --> 01:48:25,519
Speaker 2: but I don't have one.

2462
01:48:25,720 --> 01:48:28,360
Speaker 1: Kyle's the only one who's started on the podcast, right, I.

2463
01:48:28,280 --> 01:48:29,160
Speaker 3: Believe, So I did.

2464
01:48:29,240 --> 01:48:29,800
Speaker 1: I did do that.

2465
01:48:30,200 --> 01:48:31,960
Speaker 2: That was real nice. That was a juicy one.

2466
01:48:32,320 --> 01:48:33,960
Speaker 1: You got one right now, you got one in the chamber.

2467
01:48:35,120 --> 01:48:37,679
Speaker 1: I'm sitting with a pee, pretty heavy with a pee,

2468
01:48:37,800 --> 01:48:39,280
Speaker 1: so I don't know that I'll be able to pull

2469
01:48:39,280 --> 01:48:42,719
Speaker 1: it off. Yeah, you can't pinch, and I'm just trying

2470
01:48:42,800 --> 01:48:45,080
Speaker 1: right now. I'm doing a wiggle and I don't think.

2471
01:48:45,400 --> 01:48:47,680
Speaker 1: I think the liquid's coming first. So I'm not going

2472
01:48:47,760 --> 01:48:49,400
Speaker 1: to do that to you guys. I get that, And

2473
01:48:49,439 --> 01:48:52,760
Speaker 1: I apologize for not peeing on the microphone. That makes sense,

2474
01:48:53,800 --> 01:48:55,280
Speaker 1: That's my bad.

2475
01:48:55,479 --> 01:48:57,679
Speaker 4: So yeah, after drinking beers for like forty eight hours,

2476
01:48:57,720 --> 01:49:00,519
Speaker 4: you know you're an awesome you're pounding some loan stars.

2477
01:49:00,880 --> 01:49:02,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2478
01:49:01,520 --> 01:49:04,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, So getting rid of for the day because we

2479
01:49:05,000 --> 01:49:06,920
Speaker 4: kind of get like this is important to so we

2480
01:49:07,040 --> 01:49:09,559
Speaker 4: get carted around, right, we get carved around all this stuff.

2481
01:49:09,560 --> 01:49:11,439
Speaker 4: It's kind of like an agendas, like, hey, shower mate

2482
01:49:11,479 --> 01:49:13,400
Speaker 4: us down here. It's like all right, I'm in the shower,

2483
01:49:13,840 --> 01:49:15,880
Speaker 4: like Kyle, I'm like all right, I got fart, I'm

2484
01:49:15,880 --> 01:49:18,720
Speaker 4: just gonna rip it, and then I just ship into

2485
01:49:18,720 --> 01:49:19,479
Speaker 4: the shower and I.

2486
01:49:19,439 --> 01:49:21,960
Speaker 1: Was like, seeps, just kind of okay.

2487
01:49:22,040 --> 01:49:24,880
Speaker 2: I think this is why I don't shun't. I'm never

2488
01:49:25,160 --> 01:49:28,400
Speaker 2: forcing farts out. Farts sometimes leak out of me. I

2489
01:49:28,479 --> 01:49:29,320
Speaker 2: think that's the issue.

2490
01:49:29,400 --> 01:49:31,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I didn't. I didn't want to. That's well,

2491
01:49:31,640 --> 01:49:35,559
Speaker 1: that's leaking anyway. No, but diarrhea in the shower is

2492
01:49:35,600 --> 01:49:40,240
Speaker 1: like diarrhea, diarrhea.

2493
01:49:41,280 --> 01:49:44,600
Speaker 3: This one was a little like kind of like underground

2494
01:49:44,640 --> 01:49:46,479
Speaker 3: and like seemed like, you know, it's kind of like

2495
01:49:46,520 --> 01:49:48,320
Speaker 3: this was the first time the dude had hosted it,

2496
01:49:48,360 --> 01:49:51,000
Speaker 3: but he'd been doing it for like ten years. But

2497
01:49:51,560 --> 01:49:53,840
Speaker 3: I could see where it could get very big. I

2498
01:49:53,880 --> 01:49:56,280
Speaker 3: mean it was big. It was grand for how small

2499
01:49:56,320 --> 01:49:58,200
Speaker 3: it was, but I could see where it could go

2500
01:49:58,280 --> 01:50:01,240
Speaker 3: off like Vegas style. I bet those drag shows are

2501
01:50:01,840 --> 01:50:04,760
Speaker 3: insane and everybody is having so much fun.

2502
01:50:04,960 --> 01:50:07,000
Speaker 2: This is what I'm getting from you talking about this.

2503
01:50:07,320 --> 01:50:10,160
Speaker 2: You want to do drag When we do the live show,

2504
01:50:10,640 --> 01:50:14,240
Speaker 2: we do this is important. The guys do drag and

2505
01:50:14,360 --> 01:50:17,720
Speaker 2: we all come out dressed as women and put on

2506
01:50:17,800 --> 01:50:18,360
Speaker 2: a fun show.

2507
01:50:19,080 --> 01:50:21,599
Speaker 3: Yes, well, this was the thing I'm like, I go

2508
01:50:21,680 --> 01:50:24,439
Speaker 3: in there, right'. I go down the stairs, and while

2509
01:50:24,479 --> 01:50:27,719
Speaker 3: I'm walking down the stairs for you know, four guys

2510
01:50:27,760 --> 01:50:29,519
Speaker 3: asked me like, hey, will you take our picture in

2511
01:50:29,600 --> 01:50:31,960
Speaker 3: the stairwell and I'm like yeah, for sure, for sure,

2512
01:50:32,000 --> 01:50:34,799
Speaker 3: of course I take the picture. I'm handing the phone

2513
01:50:34,800 --> 01:50:39,960
Speaker 3: back and the guy's like, wait, are you blake from Workaholics.

2514
01:50:39,960 --> 01:50:43,120
Speaker 3: I'm like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah i am. I'm actually here.

2515
01:50:43,160 --> 01:50:47,400
Speaker 3: I'm filming something here in Atlanta. And he's like, yeah, yeah,

2516
01:50:47,400 --> 01:50:49,719
Speaker 3: I could tell because you have makeup on your face.

2517
01:50:49,720 --> 01:50:52,320
Speaker 3: And I'm like, no, no, I don't have any makeup on.

2518
01:50:52,400 --> 01:50:55,280
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, yeah, you do have makeup.

2519
01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:57,800
Speaker 2: Covered in makeup and glitter and you're wearing lipstick though.

2520
01:50:57,760 --> 01:51:00,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm like, no, I'm not wearing any makeup.

2521
01:51:00,320 --> 01:51:03,160
Speaker 3: We actually haven't started filming yet. And he's like, oh, okay,

2522
01:51:03,200 --> 01:51:06,200
Speaker 3: so you're here alone. I'm like no, my cast is

2523
01:51:06,320 --> 01:51:08,479
Speaker 3: right over there. He's like, hey, don't worry about it, dude,

2524
01:51:08,520 --> 01:51:10,519
Speaker 3: I'll keep it on the DL. I'm like, you don't

2525
01:51:10,520 --> 01:51:11,559
Speaker 3: have to keep it on the DL.

2526
01:51:11,640 --> 01:51:11,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2527
01:51:12,000 --> 01:51:13,960
Speaker 4: I feel like this is his running bit with everybody

2528
01:51:13,960 --> 01:51:17,040
Speaker 4: he runs into. He he assumes our nose from the

2529
01:51:17,080 --> 01:51:18,320
Speaker 4: Internet is straight, and it's just.

2530
01:51:18,240 --> 01:51:20,320
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, you're gay. I got your secret right here.

2531
01:51:20,600 --> 01:51:22,240
Speaker 3: Good. It was so weird, So I go over to

2532
01:51:22,800 --> 01:51:25,120
Speaker 3: the other cast members awoke. I'm like, this dude just

2533
01:51:25,160 --> 01:51:27,360
Speaker 3: told me that I'm wearing makeup? What's going on? And

2534
01:51:27,400 --> 01:51:31,160
Speaker 3: they're like, dude, you look fucking insane. The whole place

2535
01:51:31,360 --> 01:51:32,719
Speaker 3: is like lit with black lights.

2536
01:51:32,840 --> 01:51:33,080
Speaker 2: M h.

2537
01:51:33,400 --> 01:51:38,719
Speaker 3: And I guess the moisturizer I use has SPF in it, right,

2538
01:51:38,840 --> 01:51:41,760
Speaker 3: and it was picking up with the black light, so

2539
01:51:41,880 --> 01:51:45,280
Speaker 3: my face looked like it was glowing, like I was

2540
01:51:45,280 --> 01:51:47,360
Speaker 3: wearing glowing white face, or like I was like one

2541
01:51:47,400 --> 01:51:50,640
Speaker 3: of the Neon gang members from Batman Forever, if you

2542
01:51:50,720 --> 01:51:53,840
Speaker 3: get that reference. It was like, I look, I got

2543
01:51:53,840 --> 01:51:55,120
Speaker 3: you insane.

2544
01:51:55,360 --> 01:51:59,200
Speaker 4: I looked absolutely like a background actor from Belly exactly.

2545
01:51:59,479 --> 01:52:02,800
Speaker 2: I thought you're saying, like like one of these guys

2546
01:52:02,800 --> 01:52:05,519
Speaker 2: got a little too close and like you rubbed your

2547
01:52:05,520 --> 01:52:07,679
Speaker 2: face against his butt cheek or something, and you got

2548
01:52:08,080 --> 01:52:10,760
Speaker 2: some butt cheek makeup on your face or something. That's

2549
01:52:10,800 --> 01:52:11,720
Speaker 2: where I thought it was going.

2550
01:52:11,920 --> 01:52:15,040
Speaker 4: Those are my favorite pictures. We're like at a club,

2551
01:52:15,120 --> 01:52:16,680
Speaker 4: like a black dude will have been dancing with a

2552
01:52:16,680 --> 01:52:18,960
Speaker 4: white girl. With like crazy makeup on her face and

2553
01:52:19,000 --> 01:52:21,240
Speaker 4: when he comes away, it's like on his neck.

2554
01:52:21,360 --> 01:52:25,479
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's like, oops, dude. But Lamarne took a

2555
01:52:25,960 --> 01:52:27,920
Speaker 3: video of me. You guys have to see it because

2556
01:52:27,960 --> 01:52:31,320
Speaker 3: I looked so crazy. I was so lucky that it

2557
01:52:31,479 --> 01:52:33,600
Speaker 3: wasn't just like a club club and it was like

2558
01:52:33,720 --> 01:52:36,400
Speaker 3: drag night because people go all out and like they

2559
01:52:36,560 --> 01:52:39,360
Speaker 3: show up in wild as shit, like they'll just have

2560
01:52:39,600 --> 01:52:41,200
Speaker 3: fucking just some leathers.

2561
01:52:41,360 --> 01:52:43,800
Speaker 2: So people just thought like, oh, look at look at him.

2562
01:52:43,840 --> 01:52:46,559
Speaker 2: He just decided to put on some some fun white

2563
01:52:46,560 --> 01:52:48,720
Speaker 2: face and that's not racist because he is why you

2564
01:52:48,760 --> 01:52:49,360
Speaker 2: can't do that.

2565
01:52:49,439 --> 01:52:51,600
Speaker 1: Right, didn't do anything else, but did that?

2566
01:52:51,880 --> 01:52:54,519
Speaker 2: Didn't weird that he did that and he wore that

2567
01:52:54,560 --> 01:52:55,080
Speaker 2: fun wig.

2568
01:52:55,120 --> 01:52:58,920
Speaker 3: They're like, he's here on the d L. He's here

2569
01:52:58,960 --> 01:53:01,320
Speaker 3: on the d L, but he came completely like makeup,

2570
01:53:01,360 --> 01:53:03,559
Speaker 3: did himself out. I wonder if he's getting on stage.

2571
01:53:04,360 --> 01:53:06,200
Speaker 4: I think it's a nice little shout out though, for

2572
01:53:06,280 --> 01:53:09,559
Speaker 4: everyone out there who uses moisturizer, like Blake does that,

2573
01:53:09,720 --> 01:53:15,920
Speaker 4: uh clear from from black lights because uh apparently you'll glow.

2574
01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:21,120
Speaker 4: So then we go to this converse like giveaway thing

2575
01:53:21,320 --> 01:53:21,920
Speaker 4: and it's set.

2576
01:53:21,840 --> 01:53:23,280
Speaker 1: Up in like a house or something. Right, do you

2577
01:53:23,280 --> 01:53:23,880
Speaker 1: guys remember this?

2578
01:53:23,960 --> 01:53:26,040
Speaker 4: They had like an American flagmate out of white and

2579
01:53:26,040 --> 01:53:27,320
Speaker 4: blue shoes.

2580
01:53:27,439 --> 01:53:29,560
Speaker 3: And there's two very cute installments.

2581
01:53:29,560 --> 01:53:30,320
Speaker 1: There's two bathrooms.

2582
01:53:30,360 --> 01:53:33,040
Speaker 4: One has a line, and I'm like, I'm gonna shit

2583
01:53:33,120 --> 01:53:33,639
Speaker 4: my pants.

2584
01:53:34,080 --> 01:53:34,439
Speaker 1: Uh.

2585
01:53:34,479 --> 01:53:37,920
Speaker 4: The other one has no line, right, So I go

2586
01:53:38,000 --> 01:53:40,760
Speaker 4: in that moment that's just got a toilet, and I'm like, well,

2587
01:53:40,800 --> 01:53:42,280
Speaker 4: I'll go, I'll take a piss because we were just

2588
01:53:42,320 --> 01:53:46,400
Speaker 4: slamming beers. So I piss and I'm like while I'm pissing,

2589
01:53:46,640 --> 01:53:52,559
Speaker 4: i just shit my underwear, right, And so it's just

2590
01:53:52,560 --> 01:53:55,519
Speaker 4: a toilet. There's not even a sink in there. There's

2591
01:53:55,560 --> 01:53:58,439
Speaker 4: not even a garbage can, right, And I'm like.

2592
01:53:58,439 --> 01:54:00,840
Speaker 2: I'm laughing extra hard because i know, out of the

2593
01:54:00,880 --> 01:54:03,280
Speaker 2: four of us, Durs would be the funniest to have

2594
01:54:03,320 --> 01:54:04,439
Speaker 2: this situation happen to.

2595
01:54:05,120 --> 01:54:08,880
Speaker 4: Full And it's like it's like ninety five degrees and

2596
01:54:08,880 --> 01:54:10,760
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, So I get my underwear off and

2597
01:54:10,800 --> 01:54:13,479
Speaker 4: I just bunch them up in my hand and then

2598
01:54:13,520 --> 01:54:18,720
Speaker 4: I go and I like staying to Isaac, I go, yeah,

2599
01:54:18,720 --> 01:54:19,599
Speaker 4: I toss with my manager.

2600
01:54:19,600 --> 01:54:26,040
Speaker 1: I say, manage this, and then or maybe I'd kept

2601
01:54:26,040 --> 01:54:28,439
Speaker 1: them on. Fuck. I don't know, but I go and

2602
01:54:28,520 --> 01:54:29,959
Speaker 1: stand in the other line.

2603
01:54:29,720 --> 01:54:31,840
Speaker 4: For the other bathroom because I see that it's got

2604
01:54:31,880 --> 01:54:35,520
Speaker 4: like full everything in there. And then I get in there,

2605
01:54:36,720 --> 01:54:39,280
Speaker 4: get the underwear off, bury it under like all the

2606
01:54:39,280 --> 01:54:41,600
Speaker 4: paper towels that are there, wash my hands, and get

2607
01:54:41,640 --> 01:54:43,000
Speaker 4: the fuck out of there. And then I was just

2608
01:54:43,000 --> 01:54:46,560
Speaker 4: free bawling it for the rest of the day, fully chafing.

2609
01:54:46,760 --> 01:54:51,680
Speaker 4: You know, no thigh gap here, So it.

2610
01:54:51,680 --> 01:54:54,320
Speaker 3: Sounds like you handled it like, sounds like you mcguiberd

2611
01:54:54,360 --> 01:54:56,879
Speaker 3: your diarrhea well done.

2612
01:54:57,280 --> 01:55:00,400
Speaker 2: I mean, we're all definitely dumb in our own ways.

2613
01:55:00,440 --> 01:55:03,480
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say we're dumb people like in general in

2614
01:55:03,480 --> 01:55:05,760
Speaker 2: the grand scheme of life, I wouldn't say any of

2615
01:55:05,800 --> 01:55:08,600
Speaker 2: us are actually dumb people. But we're definitely dumb in

2616
01:55:08,640 --> 01:55:10,560
Speaker 2: our own specific certain ways.

2617
01:55:10,840 --> 01:55:13,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you think we're smart with our powers combined

2618
01:55:13,880 --> 01:55:17,320
Speaker 4: before us? Okay, do you think we're smarter like our

2619
01:55:17,520 --> 01:55:21,280
Speaker 4: our smart powers combined are smarter than our dumb powers

2620
01:55:21,440 --> 01:55:22,560
Speaker 4: combined are dumb?

2621
01:55:23,160 --> 01:55:23,240
Speaker 1: Like?

2622
01:55:23,360 --> 01:55:25,680
Speaker 4: Are we collectively stupider than we are smart?

2623
01:55:27,880 --> 01:55:28,120
Speaker 3: Yes?

2624
01:55:28,320 --> 01:55:30,000
Speaker 1: Is that? Or do you guys even understand what I'm saying?

2625
01:55:30,040 --> 01:55:31,400
Speaker 1: I do, I don't get it.

2626
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Speaker 2: No, I think, uh, goodbye. I think the reason that

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01:55:35,240 --> 01:55:37,320
Speaker 2: we work together as a group so well is that

2628
01:55:37,440 --> 01:55:41,760
Speaker 2: we're all uh the deficiencies. What we're good at outweighs

2629
01:55:41,840 --> 01:55:45,360
Speaker 2: our deficiencies, and you're you're smart at the thing I'm

2630
01:55:45,400 --> 01:55:47,200
Speaker 2: dumb at, and I'm smart at the thing that you

2631
01:55:47,200 --> 01:55:49,120
Speaker 2: guys are dumb at, and vice versa.

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01:55:49,160 --> 01:55:51,400
Speaker 1: Well said like, I'll be like, guys, what time is it?

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01:55:51,600 --> 01:55:52,440
Speaker 1: You'll tell me.

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01:55:52,320 --> 01:55:56,360
Speaker 2: And yeah, well we're able to it. Will say, uh, yeah,

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01:55:56,400 --> 01:55:58,560
Speaker 2: we're able to tell time. That's that's the only leg

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01:55:58,640 --> 01:55:59,600
Speaker 2: up I have on Earth.

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Speaker 3: The four of us combined, we can tell you the time,

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01:56:03,320 --> 01:56:06,120
Speaker 3: the month, and the day of the week. But it

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01:56:06,200 --> 01:56:07,040
Speaker 3: takes a lot of work.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: No, I would say, I think the magic of us

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01:56:11,000 --> 01:56:15,000
Speaker 3: is how collectively stupid we are. That's why I love us. Guys,

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01:56:15,040 --> 01:56:15,320
Speaker 3: come on,