Speaker 1: Wake Up, Wake Up in.
Speaker 2: The morn and.
Speaker 1: It's on the radio and the Dodgers.
Speaker 3: He's on time.
Speaker 1: Already in Lunchbox, Morgan too, Steve bred and it's trying
Speaker 1: to put you through the back.
Speaker 4: He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 5: The Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 3: So you know what this.
Speaker 6: Is, the Bobby Ball.
Speaker 1: Alright, let's talk about Thanksgiving for a second. I'll go
Speaker 1: to Lunchbox first. It seems like he had the most drama.
Speaker 1: What happened at your house? Uh?
Speaker 4: First of all, I mean my house was a walking sickness. Uh.
Speaker 4: My three kids and my wife all had walking pneumonia.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: If you would like to hear what my wife sounded
Speaker 4: like the whole Thanksgiving, I believe we have a clip, but.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I want to hear sickness, don't.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's going to get us sick?
Speaker 1: But I don't.
Speaker 2: I know, it's like just him talking about it.
Speaker 1: I feel like his house is like a nineteen o
Speaker 1: eight war tent where they put people that are always
Speaker 1: sick and they can't diagnose the disease.
Speaker 2: You need a vaccination just to go over there.
Speaker 1: I'm not hating because I ended up with a bit
Speaker 1: of neurovirus. You familiar?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 5: Sounds terrible?
Speaker 1: Sounds not in euro Sorry, I.
Speaker 5: Am from market.
Speaker 1: Tell everybody, okay, we get it, Okay enough, It's like
Speaker 1: you get it from like either food or contagious. It
Speaker 1: was like two days of just like not to be gross,
Speaker 1: but I slept on towels just in case I threw
Speaker 1: up or threw up out of my butt because it
Speaker 1: was so bad. Got it. I understand what that means.
Speaker 1: You have audio of that, No, and not bring that.
Speaker 1: So I'm not hating you for being sick. It's just
Speaker 1: I wasn't sick. You're the only one.
Speaker 4: It was my three kids and my wife, okay, and
Speaker 4: then also my wife told me we were going to
Speaker 4: eat at two pm. Two pm is when we're going
Speaker 4: to eat Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: Hey, let's go.
Speaker 4: You want to know what time everything was put on
Speaker 4: the table?
Speaker 1: I want to guess, not two pm by your tone, five.
Speaker 4: Pm, three hours late. Like, I just need to understand
Speaker 4: how it can take three extra hours.
Speaker 1: To get the food on the table, So ask why
Speaker 1: so you could understand. Oh, it's just you know, it's
Speaker 1: taken longer than I thought. And who is cooking my
Speaker 1: wife all of it, and mother in law. So my
Speaker 1: question is.
Speaker 4: How do we correct this, Like what is the key
Speaker 4: to getting on the table at two pm? Because we
Speaker 4: have Christmas coming up in like three and a half weeks,
Speaker 4: and I don't want to have a repeat situation where
Speaker 4: I'm sitting there at two o'clock, three o'clock, four o'clock
Speaker 4: and I'm starting to melt away because I'm starving. Oh no,
Speaker 4: you melted so my insides were eating each other because
Speaker 4: I was so hungry. I'm just wondering how do people
Speaker 4: get it on the table on time? Like what can
Speaker 4: I How can I coach my wife to be better?
Speaker 1: I can just imagine lunchbox sitting at the table starting
Speaker 1: it to with pork and knives going slamming them on
Speaker 1: the table. I want food, you said too, And I
Speaker 1: can't believe you're melting and your your organs were eating
Speaker 1: each other were Now I've recovered what did you do
Speaker 1: to help out? Exactly?
Speaker 4: I made breakfast. I made bubble bread and it was
Speaker 4: on the table when I said it was gonna be
Speaker 4: on the table.
Speaker 2: Now that item?
Speaker 1: So can I just two loaves? What do your wow?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 1: Two pans beyond.
Speaker 4: Not only did I stay up late the night before
Speaker 4: prepping it?
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah, I think Betty Crocker the oven in the
Speaker 1: morning and hot and fresh out the oven. I will
Speaker 1: say that I did not expect you to put forth
Speaker 1: any effort, and you did, so I'm going to go
Speaker 1: ahead acknowledge that. Good job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, bubble bread is the key to Thanksgiving Christmas.
Speaker 1: Did they say they would for sure have it by two?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we're gonna eat it two o'clock and then what, well,
Speaker 4: what do you think the problem was?
Speaker 1: Was there like a oven malfunction? Was like a fire
Speaker 1: in the house. Did a kid get sick? It sounds
Speaker 1: like everybody was sick. There are a lot of things
Speaker 1: I can for see.
Speaker 4: I'm not quite sure. I think there was a lot
Speaker 4: of gossiping going on.
Speaker 1: You know, moll, you think gossiping made the food three
Speaker 1: hours later?
Speaker 4: That can't be it, That's what I'm saying. I don't
Speaker 4: know what it could be.
Speaker 2: I mean, it was what did you ask, like, Hey,
Speaker 2: what's going on?
Speaker 4: Because oh, just running a little behind guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I think it's normal to run a little
Speaker 1: behind three hours. No, with that much food, I think
Speaker 1: it's I think next time, you can actually offer your services.
Speaker 1: That way, if you offer your services, you can actually
Speaker 1: be angrier.
Speaker 4: Too many cooks in the kitchen, I mean when you
Speaker 4: got your your wife, your mother in law, and sister
Speaker 4: in law all in the kitchen, I mean there is no.
Speaker 3: Room for me.
Speaker 1: I am too busy, You're too busy. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think you meant to say that.
Speaker 4: That's not what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, so, yeah, go go ahead, I might.
Speaker 4: Say, is there's just too many There's not enough room
Speaker 4: in the kitchen for me, and I'm doing other things.
Speaker 1: So not that this is the solution for you, but
Speaker 1: the solution for us was. So my sister in law
Speaker 1: had a brand new baby. That thing is like six
Speaker 1: inches long.
Speaker 5: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: They I think it like came out of her at dinner.
Speaker 1: Was so small. Okay, but no, she has a brand
Speaker 1: new and it's like two weeks old newborn. And so
Speaker 1: they live in Fayeville, Arkansas, because my brother in law
Speaker 1: is one of the coaches on the softball team at
Speaker 1: Team Bersity of Arkansas. So to my delight, we went
Speaker 1: and had Thanksgiving and Favetteville. It's the greatest being faithful
Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving. My wife's like, you got so lucky. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the greatest. I was running into like listeners
Speaker 1: like woo pig and each other like walking down the street.
Speaker 6: Oh man.
Speaker 1: So what we did though, to make it a bit
Speaker 1: easier is we brought food with us.
Speaker 3: Some not all.
Speaker 1: They would make it a lot easier because there is
Speaker 1: just one kitchen, there's just one oven. So we brought
Speaker 1: a few of the main things with us that we
Speaker 1: ordered and then everything else was made and it made
Speaker 1: it a lot easier. So all the pressure wasn't on
Speaker 1: them to cook. If I'm not saying you have to
Speaker 1: do that, but if this is an issue that you're
Speaker 1: worried about, you can just order a few of the
Speaker 1: things and make it a lot easier so they don't
Speaker 1: have to do all of the things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm confused because I mean all we had was turkey,
Speaker 4: green beans, stuffing, sweet potatoes, and regular potatoes.
Speaker 1: That's it you need except cranberry.
Speaker 2: So you pie.
Speaker 1: Oh we did have a pie.
Speaker 4: But I'm s Thanksgiving like, what else, right, That's what
Speaker 4: I'm saying. So it wasn't even like it was a
Speaker 4: ton of stuff it wasn't like we were making sixteen
Speaker 4: different you know trays of food.
Speaker 5: Stee, who does that?
Speaker 1: Were the kids all sick?
Speaker 2: Then to oh, yeah, yeah, they were probably caring for children.
Speaker 5: Just saying there seems like sounds like they were just gossiping.
Speaker 1: Though he says, well, what are they gossiping about?
Speaker 4: That's a great question. You didn't jump in and be like, oh,
Speaker 4: I don't want to end on that girl talk.
Speaker 1: Okay, but what if girl talk is the kids are sick,
Speaker 1: let's be sure to get to medicine, move them in
Speaker 1: and out so they don't get I don't know. It
Speaker 1: feels like you can add a little more if I'm
Speaker 1: going to complain about something general. For me, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: complain about something. I'm not going to fix the whole thing,
Speaker 1: but I'm definitely gonna add a solution to how I
Speaker 1: can help somewhat to make the problem better.
Speaker 7: Like I'm thinking through he wants a solution for Christmas
Speaker 7: coming up, so perfect, We've got one for you. So
Speaker 7: if those are the items traditionally, whatever you end up having,
Speaker 7: just like you prepped the bubble bread before, you can't
Speaker 7: prep help prep the night before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like be like Hey, how can I help prep?
Speaker 1: The bubble rep was easy and that was great if
Speaker 1: you ay.
Speaker 7: How can I help prep the night before? What can
Speaker 7: I do early in the morning. How can we get
Speaker 7: ahead of it this time because I would like to
Speaker 7: eat it too, or whatever?
Speaker 1: Well, I think they probably did. They decide to is
Speaker 1: the time?
Speaker 4: Yes to a sign. And here's the thing. I even
Speaker 4: talked to my mom that morning and.
Speaker 1: She was like, there, no, no, I was on the
Speaker 1: calling your mom to complain about no. No, no, oh
Speaker 1: my god, no.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 4: I was just saying Happy Thanksgiving, because that's a nice
Speaker 4: thing to do, is call your parents on Thanksgiving and
Speaker 4: say Happy Thanksgiving. You complained, and I said, oh every Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4: My Mom's like, oh, it's a turkey already in the oven.
Speaker 4: I was like, no, she's gonna oh you better get
Speaker 4: your turkey in love, and it's not gonna be ready.
Speaker 4: So when I got off the bone, I went right
Speaker 4: to the kitchen. I said, Hey, is that turkey in
Speaker 4: the oven yet? And my wife's like, no, no, we
Speaker 4: got putent in time. I said, my mom says it's
Speaker 4: not gonna be ready. And I tried to offer suggestions
Speaker 4: and help, saying.
Speaker 1: What question does not help when that's happening right then,
Speaker 1: And I got.
Speaker 4: Told, Oh, it's gonna be by, don't worry.
Speaker 1: Okay, So let's let's be practical about this instead of
Speaker 1: just going you should do better. How about you do
Speaker 1: the bubble better for Christmas?
Speaker 3: Whatever that is.
Speaker 1: Oh, I will but you, but you handle the turkey.
Speaker 1: That's one thing you can handle. You just handle the turkey.
Speaker 2: Here's what you can do, never hand.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 4: I'm worried about Christmas though, because Christmas should a ham.
Speaker 3: Also.
Speaker 4: I mean, we're gonna be way behind. It's gonna be
Speaker 4: ten o'clock at night.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's nothing we can do here.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 5: It sounds like it doesn't want to.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he doesn't want Why don't you order
Speaker 1: one of them? They can have them cook one of them.
Speaker 1: And that way, when you're hungry at two and you're
Speaker 1: sitting the table with your forks going, I want food,
Speaker 1: you can have a little hand to hold you over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And let me tell you when kids don't get
Speaker 4: food till five o'clock, to you, it's you, it's kid.
Speaker 2: Kids a sandwich just like not eat like make a snack?
Speaker 1: Us question when it was two and there was no food.
Speaker 1: Was were you told food could be happening at any second?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's almost ready almost.
Speaker 1: There's no way they were doing it.
Speaker 2: No way, no way.
Speaker 7: They almost ready for three hours? Impossible. His wife is
Speaker 7: very intelligent, you're telling me.
Speaker 1: At two o'clock, they were like, it could be ready
Speaker 1: any minute, get your plate ready, And so for three
Speaker 1: hours you sat there clinking your plate.
Speaker 4: I sat there just going, okay, I won't any thing.
Speaker 4: Is I don't want to ruin my appetite now that
Speaker 4: I get if they don't want to ruin my appetite, like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to be, you know, then when the
Speaker 4: turkey's I don't want to be like, oh I'm not hungry.
Speaker 3: That would be so.
Speaker 4: Rude to the ladies in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: But this isn't rude right now, I just I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was rough.
Speaker 1: Those are rough Thanksgiving well, the kids all being sick.
Speaker 1: Completely understand that being rough.
Speaker 3: My wife being sick.
Speaker 1: And then okay, your wife was sick and cooking and you're.
Speaker 4: Getting But here's my mother in Law's done this how
Speaker 4: many times? I mean, I don't even know how old
Speaker 4: she is, but she's done a lot of Thanksgiving. She
Speaker 4: should know how long it takes to cook the turkey.
Speaker 1: Your wife is sick, all the kids are sick, and
Speaker 1: you're complaining that your food wasn't ready on time when
Speaker 1: you did nothing to help.
Speaker 4: Imagine if you went to a eight.
Speaker 1: Old guys. I need to imagine this because I want
Speaker 1: to give him the full benefit here thank you.
Speaker 4: And saying, OK, hey, guys, we got a reservation at
Speaker 4: this restaurant at seven o'clock pm. Cool, and you don't
Speaker 4: and you don't get seen until ten pm? How mad
Speaker 4: are you.
Speaker 1: Going to be?
Speaker 3: Out of left?
Speaker 4: I couldn't go anywhere. Nothing was open, not even the
Speaker 4: grocery store. Well, happy Thanksgiving body, every Thanksgiving gobble gobble.
Speaker 4: I think you can help that next situation.
Speaker 1: One of the kids aren't sick, it's going to be
Speaker 1: easier one your whye, fifty percent of who's preparing it
Speaker 1: is sick, and you're on here bashing her.
Speaker 4: I'm not bashing. I'm asking for suggestions help. It's constructive,
Speaker 4: like I'm trying to improve our situation.
Speaker 1: Very constructive.
Speaker 7: So you want us, you're asking us to give you feedback,
Speaker 7: to go home and be like, hey, I got some
Speaker 7: constructive feedback on how we can make Christmas success.
Speaker 1: Let's give him that one age. Just give him one
Speaker 1: line of constructive feedback and he can write it down
Speaker 1: and take it in.
Speaker 2: Okay, I do.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Now let's do it again though, because unless we like
Speaker 1: see this is constructive back, you will not interpret it.
Speaker 1: Is that lunchbok here's my constructive feedback. If you're doing
Speaker 1: hamm in Turkey for Thanksgiving or for Christmas, order a
Speaker 1: lot of places, do it great, Order one of them
Speaker 1: ahead of time. I both order one of them ahead
Speaker 1: of time to already be prepared. They can still cook
Speaker 1: the other one. Doesn't matter which one, but it's you
Speaker 1: putting forth a little leffort and having a little food
Speaker 1: there to be pared in case it's late.
Speaker 7: However, you can help contribute the night before to get
Speaker 7: side dishes or whatever ready. Then you offer and be
Speaker 7: a part of that. That's your contribution the night before
Speaker 7: and obviously day.
Speaker 1: Of you can help out to hey, kick bubble bread
Speaker 1: in the butt when it comes to big food and
Speaker 1: what about that? Oh yeah, bubble bread you know, but
Speaker 1: if you're gonna do this, bubble bread is secondary, Eddie.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the turkey is going to take the longest, So
Speaker 8: do that first, maybe very early in the morning, and
Speaker 8: it's gonna stay hot for like an hour, hour and
Speaker 8: a half afterwards, that's when you do your sides.
Speaker 1: So start with a turkey man, get it started early.
Speaker 1: We got a lot of calls, all right, I think
Speaker 1: that's I guess. We got a lot of calls on this.
Speaker 1: I can't take them right now because we're gonna jump
Speaker 1: for a second. I got a lot of calls on
Speaker 1: this one. If you're calling about this and you'd like
Speaker 1: to scream at any of us, specifically one of us,
Speaker 1: you can call eight seven seven seven seven, Bobby. That's
Speaker 1: our phone number, eight seven seven seventy seven. Bobby. Lunch
Speaker 1: Watch was complaining because his wife did not have Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: dinner on the table, and he said she promised two pm,
Speaker 1: but it did not arrive until five pm. And he
Speaker 1: was on one. So we got some calls here, Paul
Speaker 1: and Richmond. Paul, you're on the show. What would you
Speaker 1: like to.
Speaker 9: Say, Good morning, Good morning, Happy holidays, every one. Thank
Speaker 9: you very much, absolutely absolutely, you know. He you guys
Speaker 9: gave us some good suggestions and good ideas.
Speaker 6: My thing is, he.
Speaker 9: Questions how long his mother in law's been doing this?
Speaker 9: How long has he been doing.
Speaker 3: This not helping?
Speaker 9: Good question, that's a great question for he's been at
Speaker 9: the table with his knife and fork with around his neck.
Speaker 10: I want my flue and I ain't want my food.
Speaker 3: Help me understand that.
Speaker 1: Probably in a high chair too, if I'm just guessing,
Speaker 1: how long.
Speaker 3: Have you been in the high chair?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know, got ak in his mouth?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, yellow teddy bear, how long have you been
Speaker 1: not helping? Lis Rex?
Speaker 4: Forty three years? Yeah, forty three years. Yeah, that's usually
Speaker 4: not my department. Growing up, it was always my grandma
Speaker 4: was in the kitchen. She's the one that did Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4: Now it's been my wife and her mom, and they
Speaker 4: were so excited to do it together, and they wanted
Speaker 4: it as a bonding.
Speaker 2: Experience, and so they wanted experience.
Speaker 3: There you go, man, I mean there.
Speaker 2: Did you ask them that, do y'all want to do
Speaker 2: this as a bonding experience?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I said, why are we you know, cooking? Like what's
Speaker 4: in O're just having about? I'm excited to do it.
Speaker 4: My mom she's really excited.
Speaker 3: Why to do it? Sick?
Speaker 4: Though she was sick, she did have walking pneumonia is happening.
Speaker 1: How can you be upset whenever your wife is walking
Speaker 1: pneumonia with.
Speaker 2: Also three sick kids.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 1: We appreciate that call, Paul, because I think you nailed it,
Speaker 1: Binky and all.
Speaker 3: I have a great day guy, Buddy, we'll.
Speaker 1: See you later. Let's go to Billy in North Carolina.
Speaker 1: Who's on the phone now? Billy, you are on What
Speaker 1: would you like to say?
Speaker 10: I just want to say you Lunchbox should be a
Speaker 10: little more thankful for his wife and mother in law
Speaker 10: that they're even able to cook him of family dinner
Speaker 10: and just be thankful that he even got a Thanksgiving
Speaker 10: table to have there, and not be so hard on
Speaker 10: him about a timeline.
Speaker 1: So are you talking about the fact that a lot
Speaker 1: of people don't get a Thanksgiving dinner or are you
Speaker 1: talking about the fact that Lunchbox's wife had walking pneumonia
Speaker 1: and still.
Speaker 10: Was cooking not necessarily. I mean, I know some people
Speaker 10: don't get it, but at the same time, I think
Speaker 10: you should be happy that it was able to cook
Speaker 10: him at dinner like that. I think he's hard on
Speaker 10: her honor. It's Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Thank be thankful that you shall have a wife.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I'm thankful for my wife. I'm thankful that
Speaker 4: they were able to cook for us. It's just, you know,
Speaker 4: it was a little how do you say it annoying
Speaker 4: that it was three hours late? I mean, if I
Speaker 4: delivered something three hours late, if I showed up to
Speaker 4: work three hours late, how do you think Bobby would react?
Speaker 1: And I'm happy sick, I would say, don't worry about it,
Speaker 1: we will handle it. I feel like I have walking pneumonia.
Speaker 1: We would say, hey, we're okay today, so you stay
Speaker 1: home and get better, and and other people will hop
Speaker 1: in and do like Eddie will hop into the phone.
Speaker 7: Bobby, don't go down hits like you're giving him an
Speaker 7: answer to a question that's not even really rational or statement.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the same thing, Billy.
Speaker 3: I agree with you.
Speaker 1: Couldn't agree with you more. Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: calling the show. I don't think we're the show. Thank you, buddy,
Speaker 1: see you later. I just want to get a couple
Speaker 1: of calls on from that from earlier. I feel good
Speaker 1: about it though. You guys good Okay.
Speaker 4: Bobby's story.
Speaker 1: Hayley Steinfeld and Josh Allen are engaged. If you don't
Speaker 1: know who they are, Josh Allen, quarterback for the Buffalo Bills. Wait,
Speaker 1: I want to play last night. If you had a
Speaker 1: fit on your fantasy team, you cut, he threw and
Speaker 1: caught a touchdown on the same play. It's unbelievable. It's
Speaker 1: a snow game too, watch it.
Speaker 2: I saw some of the snow clips on the news.
Speaker 1: That's fun.
Speaker 7: But I saw someone try to throw a snowball to
Speaker 7: block a kick or something.
Speaker 3: Funny.
Speaker 1: Marks all played a snow game at Missouri tu and
Speaker 1: the old people Missouri stop throwing snowballs. Although I wish
Speaker 1: they had it thrown more because we got embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 1: I hate it makes me so sad. Yeah, don't know.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Do you cry? The story Hailey Steinfeld and Buffalo Bill's
Speaker 1: quarterback Josh Allen are engaged. Hailey Steinfeld, singer actress. They
Speaker 1: are not on purpose, but they're junior varsity Travis and
Speaker 1: Kelsey and you know, wait, Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: And you know, had it not been for Taylor and Travis,
Speaker 1: this would be the big story. He'd be like, Wow,
Speaker 1: pop star quarterback because she's a big deal.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: There, they got engaged while you confused I.
Speaker 3: Didn't know she was that big.
Speaker 4: I had to google her, saw some pictures. She's pretty hot.
Speaker 4: Just don't know anything she sings or what she's done.
Speaker 4: She's not you shouldn't know.
Speaker 1: You're like forty year old man.
Speaker 2: Oh, but he does. He would know one of her
Speaker 2: songs if you sing it to him. Really, I feel
Speaker 2: like maybe.
Speaker 4: Because that's why when you're staying there the junior varsity
Speaker 4: on my she's not even I mean, I don't even
Speaker 4: think people care about her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's big. I would say she's B plus Morgan
Speaker 1: Hailey Steinfeld.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean to like my generation. I feel like
Speaker 11: she is a big deal. She's been a big deal
Speaker 11: for a long time. I have multiple of her songs
Speaker 11: on my playlist.
Speaker 1: And she's an actress, like she's had some big roles.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and she's in like one of my favorite movies, Bumblebee,
Speaker 11: like she was in a Transformers movie. She's also just
Speaker 11: massive with the same crowd that really likes Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 4: Okay, there you go, because I know more Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 4: She's in the news more than Haley Steinfeld.
Speaker 1: I would say because Sabrina Carpenter's record and that cycle
Speaker 1: is happening right now. But yes, anyway, congrats to them,
Speaker 1: and I feel bad for them because they would be
Speaker 1: Taylor and Travis if it weren't for that, just in
Speaker 1: Buffalo where it's way colder in Kansas City. But they're
Speaker 1: actually engaged too, which is a big deal. Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: that's true too. Yeah, they win there, they win that.
Speaker 1: I'll say this about Kansas City. I like kans City
Speaker 1: a lot. In the Coffin Stadium, anytime I watch a
Speaker 1: Chiefs football game, they look so cold. There's never a
Speaker 1: Kancity chief football game I'll watch where everybody doesn't look
Speaker 1: miserably cold, but like so happy. So shout out Kancity
Speaker 1: Chiefs fans because I like heat.
Speaker 7: Does that impact like if you're a team, like if
Speaker 7: Florida's going.
Speaker 1: Up to Yeah, a great question. The Dolphins played the Packers,
Speaker 1: and the Dolphins are from Miami. They look like they've
Speaker 1: been dropping onto the planet. They were so cold.
Speaker 5: They were saying they've never won in Green Bay.
Speaker 1: No, it's just like they got there and they were like, wait,
Speaker 1: what when did the coat they were trying to play
Speaker 1: football in Oh, gosh, coats over their paths. It was
Speaker 1: so cold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how they trained for that.
Speaker 3: They don't. You don't.
Speaker 1: You can train with noise. So let's say you're gonna
Speaker 1: go somewhere noise. What they'll do is they'll pump loud
Speaker 1: music over the speakers the whole time and make the
Speaker 1: team like practice silent counts because you can yell grade
Speaker 1: eighty but they can't hear you. So you got to
Speaker 1: do everything silently with you know, claps, but you really
Speaker 1: can't do cold, can't.
Speaker 2: I go to the deep freezer and like three of
Speaker 2: you can walk in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like three of you can get in the old freezer.
Speaker 1: About it, The Rock says it's okay to sing in
Speaker 1: movie theaters while talking about Mwana to the Rock said,
Speaker 1: you should be able to sing. Now, this is all wicked,
Speaker 1: and this has been a story for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: And I initially said, I think there should be singing
Speaker 1: the a non singing theaters. Now that we are weeks
Speaker 1: into it, you should everybody should be able to sing.
Speaker 1: If you wanted to go and not hear singing, you
Speaker 1: had your chance to go. Now wait for it unstreaming.
Speaker 1: You want to go now and sing to your heart's content?
Speaker 1: You could. I can understand. Wanted to go and watch
Speaker 1: it and hear them sing, which is why I think
Speaker 1: they should have been a little more proactive this. It's
Speaker 1: wicked s in parentheses singing. Oh okay, wicked d don't
Speaker 1: don't say I don't know. I don't know about that one.
Speaker 1: But yeah, now sing to your little heart's content. Is
Speaker 1: what I say in a musical. Twelve year olds told
Speaker 1: your grandfather's car drove one hundred and sixty miles before
Speaker 1: rest a twelve years. Here's what I want to say.
Speaker 1: I know is sixteen. When I was twelve, I could
Speaker 1: have done this. Arkansas keep taught me out to drive
Speaker 1: because I had to go cut off dogs into deer woods.
Speaker 2: Like how tall were you? I'm just picturing, like could
Speaker 2: you reach the pedals?
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's twelve. Yeah, Twelve's like when you start
Speaker 1: talking like, yeah, I was probably like five eight or
Speaker 1: five nine at twelve. Okay, So if you're a normal
Speaker 1: twelve year old and you got a little bit of
Speaker 1: arm pair and you get armpit hair, and you got
Speaker 1: that baked mustache coming, you're okay. So it is crazy
Speaker 1: he drove one hundred and sixty miles that's that's a
Speaker 1: long way. But the just driving part, like Arkansas Keys
Speaker 1: would be like, hey, go to the other side of
Speaker 1: the cutoff. We're gonna try to chase the dogs because
Speaker 1: the dogs would be chasing deer, and so you're having it.
Speaker 1: Hear the dogs get ahead of the dogs to be
Speaker 1: ahead of the deer. And so I'm driving in the woods,
Speaker 1: had like eleven or twelve, but I didn't go one
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty miles and I didn't steal anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he had some connection to a town in Grant County
Speaker 1: and he drove it.
Speaker 7: Okay, the average height for a twelve year old boy
Speaker 7: is between four point five and five point two five.
Speaker 1: Feet Why are you saying point five? And I don't
Speaker 1: know because AI said it, But four point five could
Speaker 1: be four foot six.
Speaker 5: Because my son's eleven. They can't touch anything, like he
Speaker 5: can't reach the pedal.
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm talking about your six my eleven year
Speaker 1: old one more year. Well, if I could drive Keith's
Speaker 1: Toyota though, so, and I wasn't like super.
Speaker 2: I mean I was five six or five seven, then
Speaker 2: I knew what you were. You were above average.
Speaker 1: Now okay, thank you very much, and one of the story,
Speaker 1: a man jumps out of a roller coaster. This story,
Speaker 1: what excuse me?
Speaker 2: This crazy?
Speaker 1: This story is crazy because I would not have had
Speaker 1: the guts.
Speaker 3: To do this.
Speaker 2: You might if your life is depending on it.
Speaker 1: I don't think his life is depending on it. But
Speaker 1: listen to the story because it could have been an
Speaker 1: amusement part guess that he experienced a terrifying mishap on
Speaker 1: a ride at Castles and Coasters in Phoenix last Sunday.
Speaker 1: The man, who did not want to be named, claims
Speaker 1: his safety bar unlocked at the beginning of the ride,
Speaker 1: right before the big drop on the Desert Storm, a
Speaker 1: double loop roller coaster. Video capturing the incident shows a
Speaker 1: man jumping out of the roller coaster and onto the platform,
Speaker 1: just milliseconds before the coaster plunges down a hill. So
Speaker 1: it's going down and he's like, this thing's not locked,
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. First of all, you could have
Speaker 1: died doing that. Sure could have jumped off. Got okay,
Speaker 1: next up. It was just adrenaline and I didn't want
Speaker 1: to die that day. As soon as the lap bar
Speaker 1: went up, I just really didn't think about it. While
Speaker 1: the roller coaster had multiple other riders on it. No
Speaker 1: one else's lap bar became unlocked. This is from W. S.
Speaker 1: A Z. I also want to say this when that
Speaker 1: thing loops and all we're gonna do use physics here,
Speaker 1: you're gonna keep going with it. You don't want your
Speaker 1: lap bar to be unlocked, don't get me wrong. One
Speaker 1: you can hold on to it, but two you're not
Speaker 1: gonna fall out of it, because I think it has
Speaker 1: to go fast enough on the loop to not fall.
Speaker 1: But yes, it's scary. And also I want to jumped
Speaker 1: off because I'd just been like, this is part of
Speaker 1: the ride. Is crazy.
Speaker 8: But you are one hundred percent going to die if
Speaker 8: you do that ride without the lap bar. You know,
Speaker 8: I just told you why no bones?
Speaker 2: You will at some point because I get by speed.
Speaker 2: Like he's saying, like the physics of it a loop.
Speaker 8: I get that, But I mean once you land on
Speaker 8: the loop through loop, you're gonna go up. You ever
Speaker 8: felt those bars when you're like going left right.
Speaker 1: When I get on those essay, no lap bar, please,
Speaker 1: I want this to be fun. I said, you see
Speaker 1: these tattoos, Yeah, no lap bar? I agree, and hopefully
Speaker 1: this saved his life.
Speaker 2: Is quick?
Speaker 1: I think and have jumped out because I'd have thought, well,
Speaker 1: I'm about to die if I jump out of this thing. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm glad that he got out, but also me just
Speaker 1: going well, since I wasn't in it, I could say
Speaker 1: a bunch of stupid stuff. I think the physics when
Speaker 1: kept him in the in the in the cart.
Speaker 3: That's wild.
Speaker 1: That's wild. All right, that's your news. Thank you on
Speaker 1: the phone now, BFF for life. Brett Eldridge, who is
Speaker 1: in an airport right now. Hey, Brett, are you there, buddy?
Speaker 3: Yes, I sure, I am. What's up?
Speaker 1: How many Christmas shows have you done as of this morning?
Speaker 3: Three in a row? I am.
Speaker 6: I am airport flying, but I have done three in
Speaker 6: a row on my first weekend.
Speaker 3: Just got done on the glow to her? Was it all?
Speaker 1: Boston?
Speaker 3: Two?
Speaker 6: Boston, Philly man.
Speaker 1: First of all, Boston, I love you. It's my favorite,
Speaker 1: one of my favorite places in the whole world. Until
Speaker 1: it gets cold and then hey, Boston, I don't love
Speaker 1: you for a while until he gets warm again. But
Speaker 1: so forget you haven't toured a lot this year, but
Speaker 1: now it's like Christmas time, and like you are mister Christmas.
Speaker 1: Whenever you get started again. This is going to be
Speaker 1: an inside baseball question. But like your voice, do you
Speaker 1: have to like get it strong again or what?
Speaker 6: You know? I've learned that this weekend, like I came,
Speaker 6: I also just came up with silent.
Speaker 3: Meditation to treat where I wasn't able to.
Speaker 6: Talk right before the tour, so I wasn't using my
Speaker 6: voice much at all. And yeah, you know, it was
Speaker 6: definitely a little bit tired at times.
Speaker 3: But I don't know this music like somehow.
Speaker 6: This feels second nature to me where I find a way.
Speaker 6: I do a lot of warm ups. I do tons
Speaker 6: of warm ups, and by the time I get to
Speaker 6: the show, I'm.
Speaker 3: Usually good to go.
Speaker 1: So all of our listeners in Chicago, because we're in Chicago,
Speaker 1: and I'm not even sure if they've all sold out yet,
Speaker 1: but bresting three shows in a row in Chicago Friday, Saturday,
Speaker 1: and Sunday at the Chicago Theater, and I know that's
Speaker 1: home for you? Is that like the coolest thing to
Speaker 1: do is to go back home and just Christmas their
Speaker 1: brains out?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, Yeah, you know, I grew up. I
Speaker 6: grew up running around up there. Of course, going all
Speaker 6: the Cubs games and Bulls and Bears and black Hawks
Speaker 6: and all that stuff. And now you know, I'm just
Speaker 6: a Chicago kid of heart. And yeah, to get to
Speaker 6: do that three nights at the Chicago Theater, which is
Speaker 6: you know, it's got the velvet seats, it's got the
Speaker 6: classic Chicago sign blinking. You get to walking around the city,
Speaker 6: go down Michigan.
Speaker 3: Avenue, live the Christmas.
Speaker 6: Dream, and then go play those shows. It's pretty it's
Speaker 6: pretty special.
Speaker 1: How many tuxedos do you travel with?
Speaker 6: I was actually a look at that last thought.
Speaker 3: I was in my dressing room.
Speaker 6: I think I've got I've got a lot still at
Speaker 6: home too, but I think on the road, I've got
Speaker 6: I think ten to twelve.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a lot of tux seedos. Yeah, are there
Speaker 1: any companies? Because guys, if you haven't seen Brett Eldrich's
Speaker 1: Christmas Show, it is the great. I don't even like
Speaker 1: Christmas shows. I don't even listen. I just started liking
Speaker 1: Christmas as matter of fact. So I'll tell a quick story.
Speaker 1: Is Brett listen? So Brett? Is I love bread? I'd
Speaker 1: give Red a Kidney's one of my closest friends, and
Speaker 1: my wife is like part of our very close friendship group. Obviously,
Speaker 1: my wife loves bread, and so we had only hung
Speaker 1: out like as friends forever and COVID hit and during
Speaker 1: COVID like we would just hang out. And she never
Speaker 1: knew Brett, not because he wasn't a singer, because he
Speaker 1: had a great bunch of great songs, but she'd never
Speaker 1: seen him perform. And so you're talking about we're close friends,
Speaker 1: but she had never seen him perform in person. And
Speaker 1: we go to watch Brett's Christmas show and my wife
Speaker 1: she says to me, she just says what she feels
Speaker 1: all the time, and she goes, Oh, please, don't be cringe,
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna have tell Brett as cringey if it's cringey,
Speaker 1: like I pleasure says to her. She's like, because again
Speaker 1: she doesn't know Brett as the guy who gets up
Speaker 1: and sings. She knows these sings, but she's never seen
Speaker 1: her perform live. And so Brett gets up and I
Speaker 1: look over my wife and she's crying because it is
Speaker 1: so good and it's so moving and it's so Christmas,
Speaker 1: and like, like that's what this show is. If you
Speaker 1: guys don't have tickets and you want to go to
Speaker 1: a Christmas show like the Brett Eldridge The Glow Christmas
Speaker 1: Show is amazing. Question in your cup in your drink,
Speaker 1: like how many nights a week? Is that really alcohol?
Speaker 3: That's the that's the secret to the magic there. It's uh.
Speaker 6: I you know, Dean Martin used to drink tea. I
Speaker 6: used to drink real bourbon and there, and then I
Speaker 6: I quit drinking and I do uh, which is actually
Speaker 6: pretty gross tasting but still counts as as drinking bourbon.
Speaker 6: I have non alcoholic bourbon in there, and it's actually
Speaker 6: pretty gross.
Speaker 2: Taste with like no bourbon cakes.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6: It tastes like like uh muted, just dirt water or something.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 7: So why do you like, I don't know, like an
Speaker 7: apple cider or something. Could that look like bourbon? I
Speaker 7: think you want to still be bourbon. So it's not lying.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, because.
Speaker 6: I'm not technically lying even even if I was, Like,
Speaker 6: I don't really care that much, but I do like
Speaker 6: the I like the idea of how a little bourbon
Speaker 6: and just I just like the tradition of it and
Speaker 6: kind of the ceremonial part of it, like we're kind
Speaker 6: of here together, and so I'm technically not faking it,
Speaker 6: but it is definitely a gross, nasty, non alcoholic bourbon.
Speaker 1: How many horns do you have back there?
Speaker 3: Behind you?
Speaker 6: We have a twelve piece band orchestrap there, so we
Speaker 6: got eight horns, and then the whole rhythm section and
Speaker 6: we have a gigantic video wall that kind of takes you,
Speaker 6: which is the first year we've really stepped up the
Speaker 6: production too, and so it's just like we got all
Speaker 6: this crazy video where you're walking through cities and hanging
Speaker 6: out in the living room and all this stuff. So
Speaker 6: it's really really cool.
Speaker 1: And you've been doing this tour for a bunch of years.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you'll know how many. But when you started this,
Speaker 1: were you just doing it like in a small like
Speaker 1: a very tiny bar club or something.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I started in a.
Speaker 6: Basement of a club in Nashville.
Speaker 3: Called the Sutler.
Speaker 6: I did down there like for one hundred people, and
Speaker 6: then the next year I did the School's Rainbow Room
Speaker 6: in Nashville, and then I went to the CMA Theater
Speaker 6: and then we just kept growing it and then and
Speaker 6: then we're doing Bridge John Arena this year to finish
Speaker 6: it in Nashville and going everywhere in between, from Detroit
Speaker 6: next week to Saint Louis and Chicago. Were kind of
Speaker 6: hitting all sorts of awesome places.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get between nights in New York Thursday, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do some promo for him here December twelfth, December thirteenth,
Speaker 1: and fourteenth in New York. And so, what is your
Speaker 1: favorite song to sing right now? Because I'm sure it
Speaker 1: changes during the tour when this one hit you like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a good one.
Speaker 3: Well, I've got this new.
Speaker 6: One on my new album, and I sang it last
Speaker 6: night and I actually teared up on stage. I felt
Speaker 6: extra sensitive last time stage in a good way. But
Speaker 6: also it's called the Season of Lights and Wonder, and
Speaker 6: it just reminds me of that moment of you know,
Speaker 6: moments of you know, I want to have.
Speaker 3: My grandmother around, and I knew that.
Speaker 6: These moments weren't going to last forever, and I just
Speaker 6: wanted to hold on to it tight and have her
Speaker 6: there with me. And I think that that the song
Speaker 6: kind of talks about that of being right there in
Speaker 6: a moment for the beauty that it has. And so
Speaker 6: I think that's the one I'm loving.
Speaker 1: Singing right now on the tour on this silent retreat.
Speaker 1: How long did you go without talking?
Speaker 3: Four days?
Speaker 2: What did you do if you like slipped up?
Speaker 6: Well, the only this is pretty funny, but the only
Speaker 6: time I talked the whole time. I didn't really have
Speaker 6: a choice. Well I'd got that a choice, but it
Speaker 6: would have been kind of evil. Now without walking and
Speaker 6: do these walking meditations where you basically stare at your feet.
Speaker 6: So when you're not sitting for forty five minutes and
Speaker 6: complete silence and a group of people focusing on your
Speaker 6: breath and your thoughts come up, you walk outside and
Speaker 6: you pace basically ten steps each direction and you think
Speaker 6: about your steps. Well, at the place it was that
Speaker 6: I was, I saw this other girl across the way
Speaker 6: walking and then I saw this giang I ain't skunk
Speaker 6: running towards this girl. There's a skunk running toward the girl.
Speaker 6: And I was like, do I tell her I haven't
Speaker 6: talked for like three days, but there's a skunk running.
Speaker 3: Right in her direction?
Speaker 6: And then I see her eye contact with a skunk.
Speaker 3: She goes, oh my god, is that skunk?
Speaker 6: I said, look out, it's a skunk, and she ran
Speaker 6: back inside and it was like going right for her.
Speaker 6: I was like, how did I not let her get
Speaker 6: sprayed by a skunk? I gotta say something that was
Speaker 6: That was the only rule I broke. Otherwise I talked
Speaker 6: zero for four days.
Speaker 1: We're not going to report him, right, I guess, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're not going to report in there? What's okay? Final
Speaker 1: final question about Christmas? What is the one Christmas song
Speaker 1: you wish you had written? Because it is so good?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: That's good question. I really like m I really like
Speaker 6: have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas. There's so many good
Speaker 6: versions of it, but I just I love the sentiment
Speaker 6: of it. It's very it's very optimistic. It's it's got
Speaker 6: a a lot of love, a lot of heart, and
Speaker 6: it's just classic.
Speaker 3: It's warm.
Speaker 6: It's like a warm hug. I would say, definitely have yourself.
Speaker 6: I'm Mary no Christmas for sure.
Speaker 1: Final final question with Brett Eldridge. You ever had chestnuts
Speaker 1: on an open fire?
Speaker 5: You ever eat them?
Speaker 3: Only? The last two three two nights this week?
Speaker 6: I had them not over an open fire, but I
Speaker 6: we cook them every year as a family.
Speaker 3: Now used to talk about.
Speaker 6: How I think people are crazy, like I've never heard
Speaker 6: of anybody eating chestnuts over open fire. So we started
Speaker 6: doing it and I talk about it in the show,
Speaker 6: and they taste absolutely disgusting. So I brought them up
Speaker 6: on stage to the band. And when I'm talking about
Speaker 6: that with the Christmas song, you know classic now King
Speaker 6: Cole and I brought them up on stage and I
Speaker 6: made I made the mistake of feed them to my band,
Speaker 6: which that wasn't a mistake because it was funny to watch.
Speaker 6: Then I ate some and then I had to sing
Speaker 6: right after eating it, and they're they're bitter, they're they're
Speaker 6: not the best, but they make for.
Speaker 3: A great song.
Speaker 1: Well, everybody, I hardly ever come on and say you
Speaker 1: must go to this show. But if he comes to
Speaker 1: town and I can, I can read you the dates here,
Speaker 1: But go to Bretteldridge dot com. Uh slash tour or
Speaker 1: whatever it is. You go to Bredelder dot com. But
Speaker 1: he's got Saint Louis, all the cities that were in Nashville.
Speaker 1: He's got multiple shows in New York, multiple shows in Chicago.
Speaker 1: Uh go watch this show like it is so good.
Speaker 1: It made my wife cry and and it's hard to
Speaker 1: get my wife to cry.
Speaker 3: We get her to cry. We went it all.
Speaker 1: I remember texted right afterwards and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: there's only a few times in like our lives whenever
Speaker 1: you see somebody doing what they were meant to do,
Speaker 1: and this is what he was meant to do.
Speaker 3: It is that. It is that good.
Speaker 1: I cried amped at the same time, it's water coming
Speaker 1: out of every home. All right, buddy, love you.
Speaker 3: To be saying that means a lot. Thank y'all.
Speaker 6: Maybe we'll get you out in the Bridgetone show in Nashville.
Speaker 1: I've already seen it. I'm just kidding. I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding. I'm just kidding everybody.
Speaker 3: We'll be back.
Speaker 1: If you go back and listen to the podcast Lunchwalk's
Speaker 1: got in a huge fight with his wife and mother
Speaker 1: in law because they didn't have Thanksgiving dinner ready in time.
Speaker 1: Just go listen to that on the podcast Bobby Bone
Speaker 1: Show Around the Room. Other Thanksgiving stories that probably won't
Speaker 1: dedicate his that's my time, Eddie.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean mine was pretty simple. I mean no drama,
Speaker 8: except that I got completely just.
Speaker 5: Like made fun of because people thought I photoshop.
Speaker 8: My picture of my two turkeys because I was so
Speaker 8: Strong holding my two giant turkeys in my picture.
Speaker 1: We were like, this is photoshop. He's not holding those turkeys?
Speaker 1: Is it because the turkeys look so perfectly cooked? Or
Speaker 1: because they were very heavy and they're like, you can't
Speaker 1: lift that?
Speaker 5: Correct?
Speaker 1: They thought they were fake turkeys? Well of what reason
Speaker 1: those photoshops? Because I saw it and thought nothing of it.
Speaker 1: I thought maybe they thought they were cooked so perfectly.
Speaker 1: But that's not what it was.
Speaker 8: No, it was because there's no there said, no way
Speaker 8: you can carry those two turkeys like that.
Speaker 1: Dude, that looks photoshop as crap.
Speaker 9: It does.
Speaker 4: I'm like, there's why would you take the chance, even
Speaker 4: risking both turkeys out there?
Speaker 2: Like picture not look real.
Speaker 1: It's like when you take a photoshop with like an
Speaker 1: ox right right, Wow, dude, good picture.
Speaker 5: Thank you man. I so I smoked one turkey and
Speaker 5: I deep fried the other one. They were perp.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's right.
Speaker 4: They look great.
Speaker 1: They look huge and Eddie Strong. Guys, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: the transformation of Eddie because Eddie's working out with me
Speaker 1: for like the past year. Now, Like, I think you
Speaker 1: can hold those turkeys up.
Speaker 5: I will say though, after the picture of my arms
Speaker 5: started shaking them like all right, I got put these down.
Speaker 1: Hey, nobody can hear us? Now? Are they photoshopped? No, dude, okay,
Speaker 1: you know anyway, they weren't photo shot at all.
Speaker 5: But it was a good Thanksgiving. It was very fun.
Speaker 7: Amy, Oh gosh, okay, Mike, thing seems really good. I
Speaker 7: didn't make turkeys, but I made mac and cheese and
Speaker 7: that was my contribution, and every said they liked it.
Speaker 7: And I was with like a new crowd. So you know,
Speaker 7: it's a little like you're nervous and you don't know,
Speaker 7: but it was like still had a little bit left
Speaker 7: in it.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: That's how you know if you made something good. It's
Speaker 2: not just like full.
Speaker 1: Oh you mean the food. Yeah, I think I meant
Speaker 1: the crowd, like I got there and not everybody left.
Speaker 7: No there, I mean like the mac and cheese, like
Speaker 7: or whatever dish you take. It's like always like Walt
Speaker 7: Walm if you walk back and like everybody's eaten and your.
Speaker 2: Dish is not touched.
Speaker 1: H That is definitely a stress that we don't deserve
Speaker 1: to have, but we do have.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: So my brother in law sister in law, they had
Speaker 1: a new baby baby, like two weeks old. Things tiny.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys ever seen a baby.
Speaker 1: We've seen that baby. What does it look like? It
Speaker 1: is like a tad bowl? What things tiny? It didn't
Speaker 1: do anything, but it's cute.
Speaker 6: And so that you know.
Speaker 1: They didn't travel. But luckily for us, like my wife's
Speaker 1: family's from Oklahoma, like an hour and a half west
Speaker 1: of Faytteville. I Fatteville to me. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think that might be heaven. I think when I die
Speaker 1: and the pearly gates happened, they might just walk me
Speaker 1: into Razorback Stadium. And so I'm there and it's heaven.
Speaker 1: And it was the first cold day though of the year,
Speaker 1: like really, women walked around. I don't have a coat,
Speaker 1: I mean have one at home. I didn't bring one
Speaker 1: with me, and so I'm like freezing. But I don't
Speaker 1: want to be that guy who's like, I'm cold and
Speaker 1: to get back in the truck. So I gutted it out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks good John, thank you. So I gutted it out
Speaker 1: and we because again they just had a baby. So
Speaker 1: my wife and I brought the food and so it
Speaker 1: was great. We had a nice Thanksgiving dinner watched a
Speaker 1: lot of football. I watched Sing one because they have
Speaker 1: two kids, and this kid that's the older one. I
Speaker 1: don't know, he's like three or nineteen or something. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure kids ages now these days, or maybe he's
Speaker 1: like two yet know, but he loves sing. And by
Speaker 1: the way, they have rules and they're like, we only
Speaker 1: give our kids so much screen time. But when that
Speaker 1: kid watched the screen, his life is different and changed
Speaker 1: in the most beautiful way. My kid, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: When we finally have one all screen time, all the
Speaker 1: time to watch how joyful he was.
Speaker 2: Was joyful because he appreciates it.
Speaker 1: Let's go, we're gonna be doing all the time. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I watched sing Who told me that was not the
Speaker 1: greatest cartoon of all time? That's cool, right, Johnny.
Speaker 5: That's my dude, Johnny.
Speaker 1: Is he the the real lunkey still standing? And yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like that was a jam and so we're you have
Speaker 1: the clip of that song, so.
Speaker 5: People's dad's the game.
Speaker 1: He's in prison, Yeah, in prison, and he's like, I
Speaker 1: gotta get out of here, and he rips the wall
Speaker 1: out and spoiler alert and he goes out it. Dude
Speaker 1: sings good.
Speaker 5: How good is the mouse?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 5: Do you like the mouse?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you so if I were ranking characters,
Speaker 1: because we watched some of sing Too with Bono, who
Speaker 1: plays the old guitar player who's like, I don't know
Speaker 1: my wife's dead, and you know if I can go
Speaker 1: back out like I was like, come on, man, you
Speaker 1: can do it, and he walks out with the porcupine,
Speaker 1: who's who's rocking away? Then come on, So okay, here's
Speaker 1: what i'd say. Johnny's my favorite.
Speaker 3: The gorilla.
Speaker 1: A plus character all the way through the elephant not
Speaker 1: sure the elephants plays. Who plays the elephant?
Speaker 5: Mina?
Speaker 4: Mina is her name of the I'm so improsy you
Speaker 4: remember their name?
Speaker 6: Is he?
Speaker 1: I mean lot of kids an elephant. I'm like, let's go,
Speaker 1: like I was rooting for the elephant. She put the
Speaker 1: headphones on some of the mountains things by ourselves in
Speaker 1: an Ogan.
Speaker 5: Hear ye, she's shot. She Shine who doesn't relate.
Speaker 1: To the elephant, and so she's singing and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you can do it, and then I think maybe Sing
Speaker 1: two is when she imagined Arabians into single one. She
Speaker 1: imagines her crushed the other elephant that serves the ice
Speaker 1: cream who's dancing on stage with her? Oh yeah, so
Speaker 1: at the end they like nail it.
Speaker 3: Oh that was so good.
Speaker 1: And then uh, it'll be third Porcupine because a little
Speaker 1: rock in Porcupine. Who plays that Scarlett Johansson, she can sing?
Speaker 1: Who new Scarlett Joints joints can sing. Rosita was Reese
Speaker 1: Witherspoon Rosita.
Speaker 2: She was the pig. That was a pig.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Richard was a pig. I don't know, dude, bolling Away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Rosida was a pig. You don't like the mouse, you
Speaker 1: guys Saxophone flayre you talking about the mouse. He's just
Speaker 1: like a like a ladies man.
Speaker 2: It's Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 1: Well no, no, he's like the main character. Oh the
Speaker 1: different there's Seth McFarland. Sething Farland was the mouse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the little mouse a guy. Yeah, he's fine, he's fine.
Speaker 1: I'm just Johnny guy. I'm still standing.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then oh man, when Johnny goes with full
Speaker 1: Coldplay and there's a scarf full of stars, make them there, dude.
Speaker 1: The best part of my Thanksgiving was watching Sing.
Speaker 5: I'm so glad you watched it.
Speaker 1: Because that had so many great songs. I don't even
Speaker 1: care about the cartoon stuff in the middle for the
Speaker 1: most part, but I did because I was like.
Speaker 5: Come on, you can the storyline is good to save
Speaker 5: the theater.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, in the theater they have Can
Speaker 1: you imagine the amount of money they spent on that lots?
Speaker 1: Wait on what the theater the show on making that
Speaker 1: show happen? Oh yeah, and they like locked the guy
Speaker 1: down in the basement. They drop him down. He's like,
Speaker 1: I can't get out of here.
Speaker 5: Matthew conye man man.
Speaker 1: Okay. Anyways, Sing was awesome. So you did watch Sing too?
Speaker 1: So I watched Sing one and then Sing two. They
Speaker 1: did a you can go to YouTube and just watch
Speaker 1: all the songs all back to back to back to back.
Speaker 3: Oh you're in now.
Speaker 1: So me and the kid were just like staring at the.
Speaker 3: Screen.
Speaker 2: Time dude sharing his screen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, given me screen time is what I needed too,
Speaker 1: That's awesome. And so I told my wife. I was like, look,
Speaker 1: I'm not even on my phone. Ad a good job,
Speaker 1: and I've been on my phone. She goes, no, you
Speaker 1: just watch a different screen. I was like, fair enough,
Speaker 1: but I watched it with somebody else. Uh Nanna noodleman
Speaker 1: Jennifer Hudson's character.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she can sing obviously.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it's this new movie called Sing You guys, you
Speaker 1: like got it, you know, the making Sing three coming
Speaker 1: out at twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: Didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Who did your research?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 1: I was so obsessed with it. I was like, I
Speaker 1: need to know who all these people are. I didn't
Speaker 1: even know who the Taron Egerton was. Who did Johnny?
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's been he's been in at
Speaker 1: that net that movie where they were all like British
Speaker 1: heroes Kingsman. Yeah, he's also Elton John.
Speaker 2: Oh that's why.
Speaker 1: And he was singing at Elton John's song I'm still standing.
Speaker 1: And so the funny part was the nephew who's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, two or twelve or something, I'm the age,
Speaker 1: but he does yeah yeah yeah. I would go like
Speaker 1: I's just standing. He goes yeah, yeah, yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 7: Did you all know Elton John hasn't been able to
Speaker 7: see since the summer?
Speaker 1: Uh huh yeah, like an infection terrible Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: mel in my right eye.
Speaker 3: Oh we knew that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well I know, but Imagine being able to see
Speaker 7: and then you get an infection and then all of
Speaker 7: a sudden you can't see.
Speaker 1: Imagine never being able to see in the tropic sports.
Speaker 5: Yeah sucks, sound so bad.
Speaker 1: Quick announcement before I have to jump. If you watched
Speaker 1: Yellowstone last night, you saw me on there, you were
Speaker 1: on Yellowstone. That's all I'll say. I had to keep
Speaker 1: a secret you were on Yellows stand to keep it
Speaker 1: secret for now?
Speaker 2: Are you joking?
Speaker 5: Amy? Did you know this?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: But no, I mean, what is it more to come?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 9: Good bye?
Speaker 4: Everybody?
Speaker 3: Bobby Bone show.
Speaker 5: Sorry today.
Speaker 4: This story comes up from Jackson County, Michigan. A forty
Speaker 4: one year old man was out mowing the yard on
Speaker 4: his riding lawnmower when police arrived to serve some warrants.
Speaker 4: Hey man, you gotta come with us. He's like, uh uh,
Speaker 4: I'm not getting off this mower. He takes off slow
Speaker 4: speed chase. He crashes into a ditch and then he
Speaker 4: reaches in his waistband to pull out a gun and
Speaker 4: the cop tases him, so he shoots himself in the hand.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, accidentally accidentally Yeah, because the taser causing him
Speaker 4: to so he fired and shot himself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I never want to be in a chase where
Speaker 1: someone can walk and catch me right. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: bad chase. That's not even a chase, that's just them
Speaker 1: humoring you as you go along for a bit. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. I
Speaker 1: do want to go see Wicked because I love to play.
Speaker 1: I seen it twice. I don't even remember how it
Speaker 1: kind of ends, although I did watch on TikTok. She
Speaker 1: took it and she put it on a whiteboard, as
Speaker 1: see a Wicked twice and maybe Wizard of Oz only
Speaker 1: twice too, So she put on a whiteboard how the
Speaker 1: timeline coincides, how it all happens, where this and Wicked happens,
Speaker 1: this drops down into of Oz.
Speaker 2: Who's she? Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: He's talking to me on TikTok.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, no, she I know.
Speaker 1: It's a woman. And she had this huge whiteboard and
Speaker 1: she was like for those that know that want to
Speaker 1: know where Wicked falls into Wizard of Oz because they
Speaker 1: do go together, obviously. So I can't wait to see it.
Speaker 1: So has well save Tuesday reviewesday for tomorrow, but has
Speaker 1: anyone seen Wicked.
Speaker 5: I've seen it.
Speaker 1: Am I gonna love it? You're gonna love it.
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I'd never seen the music, and I love the movie.
Speaker 1: I've never seen them, you know now I want.
Speaker 3: To see it.
Speaker 1: I rewatched Wizard of Oz. I'm fully into Wicked right now.
Speaker 1: You know who I should get up on a Bobby
Speaker 1: cast or something because I kind of know where. It's
Speaker 1: Kristin Chenow.
Speaker 5: That would be awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and she's the original. Yeah, she's been on
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: She do my podcast too, a long time ago.
Speaker 1: She and we follow each other on Instagram. Oh and
Speaker 1: she she's the original Ariana. No, well, okay, whoever Ariana
Speaker 1: is the old Kristin Chenowe. Okay, Kristin Chenow, it is
Speaker 1: not the old anyway. And I thought, going into watching
Speaker 1: Wicked the first time, I would not like it because
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's a musical. But I've learned in my
Speaker 1: old age, even though I don't like musicals, I like musicals,
Speaker 1: but I don't like musicals. I like musicals like my outward.
Speaker 1: I wear a shirt that says musicals not for me.
Speaker 1: But when you peel that shirt off, the tattoo on
Speaker 1: my chest and between nipple says, I like music. That's good.
Speaker 1: It's good, and it's only part one of part two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: part two next year.
Speaker 2: Wait, it's so long though, Abuse, it's like two.
Speaker 1: But the Broadway, the Broadway play is like three and
Speaker 1: a half hours because there's an intermission.
Speaker 2: But it's like live, you're a Broadway.
Speaker 1: I know it's awesome, but I hate musicals value as
Speaker 1: I loved it. Every musical I've ever seen, I've loved
Speaker 1: He's not a musical guy though, you know, totally Moana too,
Speaker 1: Wicked and Gladiator too set a Thanksgiving box office record.
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to see Gladiator Too. Now a weird flex.
Speaker 1: It would be a flex if I were listening to
Speaker 1: me say this. Maybe it's not a flex for normal people.
Speaker 1: But I went to the Coliseum a couple of years ago.
Speaker 5: Oh, the real one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's amazing, right, And they show you underground
Speaker 1: and they show you how they used to sneak the
Speaker 1: lions in and the because.
Speaker 3: What they do.
Speaker 1: If you look at a picture of it, it looks
Speaker 1: like the floor is all eaten up and it's all
Speaker 1: just jags in the ground. No, they've taken the floor out,
Speaker 1: so you could see the underneath system. That's so cool, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you aliens built that thing. No, the technology
Speaker 1: they had I.
Speaker 5: Think there were romans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, well yeah, we've were pronouncing it differently. Okay,
Speaker 1: the technology they had we barely have now to build
Speaker 1: that thing.
Speaker 2: And isn't that a real theory though? Are you just saying,
Speaker 2: I don't know, how did she talk about that? Uh?
Speaker 1: No, she didn't, And I guess I'm kind of a
Speaker 1: way I'm kind of kidding. But there's technology from thousands,
Speaker 1: thousand years ago that we barely have now. Like they
Speaker 1: have this thing to keep the sun out of the
Speaker 1: out of the coliseum that the Dallas Cowboys don't even have.
Speaker 5: No, that's a big deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like, ceedee, Lamb is getting blinded by a
Speaker 1: football that the Gladiators could like fight tigers and they
Speaker 1: so watching Gladiator one was so much cooler after after
Speaker 1: being at that place and seeing it for real. But
Speaker 1: then Gladiator Too, which anybody seen that? Yep, I can't
Speaker 1: wait for Tuesday reviewsday tomorrow. Okay, okay, and I did
Speaker 1: seem Wana too, so there you go. Yeah, is that
Speaker 1: live action?
Speaker 5: No, No, it's a cartoon or animations what they call it.
Speaker 1: I call it cartoon. But Mike d judges me so
Speaker 1: hard that. Okay, so big movie weekend. We like that
Speaker 1: because that means big movie weekend at my house real
Speaker 1: soon when they stream, because I'm not gonna go to
Speaker 1: the theater.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: That being said, we gotta go have a great day.
Speaker 1: I'll see tomorrow.
Speaker 3: By but Bones.
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