1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,519 Speaker 1: All right, guys, coming up at the top of the hour, 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:12,719 Speaker 1: the subject praise and a raise. Praise and a raise. 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:17,320 Speaker 1: We'll get into won't he doing? Won'ty will? We'll get 5 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,280 Speaker 1: into that in just a minute. But right now the 6 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:22,320 Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you 7 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:28,640 Speaker 1: got for us? Neff? A wedding and a funerals? Too much? 8 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 1: A wedding and a funeral? Trying, trying, trying, who try 9 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:49,839 Speaker 1: a equitting? But I like the way he he had 10 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 1: to call he got because he didn't head we and 11 00:00:52,840 --> 00:01:01,160 Speaker 1: all in the back. He thrown cat off playing man, 12 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 1: let's go. I'm not gonna see Hi. I'm trying to Ryan. Ryan. 13 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: How are you doing? Hey, I'm good. This is Josh 14 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: Josh over at the I want to be officials at 15 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 1: the church where you guys are getting married tomorrow? Yeah, yeah, 16 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:18,400 Speaker 1: how you doing? Man? They want to thank you all 17 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 1: for that too, man. We we'll appreciate it. Yeah. Well, 18 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,440 Speaker 1: we definitely hope to make you a member here soon 19 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:26,560 Speaker 1: or later, since you guys are getting married. You know, hey, man, 20 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 1: you know I'm trying to get this work schedule changed up. 21 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. They got me working on 22 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 1: Sundays now, man, So sowing it. I tweaked at the 23 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: mood that around a little bit. I'll be there. Okay, listen, 24 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 1: we have a bit of a situation has come up. 25 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 1: We have some problems and and miscommunication and it's definitely 26 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 1: been on the outside. Uh. They had your name Ryan 27 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,760 Speaker 1: down here with your phone number as well as you're 28 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 1: you're a soon to be wife, Sonya. They had her 29 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,000 Speaker 1: name here, but we didn't want to call her with this. 30 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 1: We wanted to just reach out and talk to you 31 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 1: and see if it just makes you way of what's 32 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: going on? Okay, Well, what's what's going on? Man? There's 33 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 1: been a mixed up on on scheduling. I don't know 34 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 1: if you know Such the Older make she passed away 35 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 1: a week ago and you're not you're not a member 36 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,399 Speaker 1: of the church, so you wouldn't know it. But she's 37 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,520 Speaker 1: one of the one of the oldest members here at 38 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 1: the church. Such the Older Maid passed away, And what's 39 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: going on? Is you All's wedding is tomorrow at twelve o'clock, right, 40 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: but the actual funeral is at three o'clock here at 41 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: the church. Okay, uh agin, Brother Wood, Josh Josh, okay, 42 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,640 Speaker 1: look here, brother Josh, um hey man, we we we 43 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 1: already got this thing emotion, man, we didn't stand now 44 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,119 Speaker 1: they have been a two hundred differentations. Man, I mean 45 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: and and and and I understand that, but but but 46 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,359 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, she's there's no way we could 47 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: have moved it around. Now the figure Colum the funeral 48 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 1: home is bringing the casket first thing in the morning. 49 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:54,880 Speaker 1: So what I want what I wanted to make you 50 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 1: aware of, and I didn't want you to tell your 51 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: wife this, but the actual casket would be in the 52 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,840 Speaker 1: Saint Rare, but we will have it. Hold the hold on, man, 53 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,639 Speaker 1: be a you're serious. I look at me, and y'all 54 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: need the moodest round. I don't know what y'all gonna do. 55 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: Y'all have a fellowship all in the back or something 56 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,520 Speaker 1: like that, uh Ryan. The only place we can actually 57 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 1: put the casket. And if we didn't put it there, 58 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 1: and then the actual room that you're assumed to be 59 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 1: wife would be changing it. That's the only place U 60 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 1: change in the room with the dead body. But you 61 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 1: can't even what and you know what I understood that. 62 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: That's the first thing I thought of it. I thought, 63 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: I said, that's still put the casket away. It goes 64 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:36,119 Speaker 1: for the people, and we're gonna cover it up. And see, 65 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 1: basically you actually didn't. But I can't even believe you 66 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 1: call only with did man look at and excuse my 67 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: french man. Yeah, I know I need to get back 68 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 1: in the church, I really do. But right now, Doug, 69 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: this ain't going down like this. Man, we didn't already 70 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 1: paid the money. And firsts. First of all, first of all, 71 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 1: you know, I don't even feel like she man had 72 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 1: to pay, you know, to to hold no wind and 73 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,720 Speaker 1: over a hunch to where she paid times at. That's 74 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 1: that's the first thing you know that I ain't like 75 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 1: that from the jumping. But I wouldn't here to when 76 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,000 Speaker 1: women because she want her pastor to marry us. And 77 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 1: now you got to nerd to tell me that's how 78 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,880 Speaker 1: we'll arrange something. That funeral gonna happen the same day 79 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 1: as my wedding and my wife's got to get dressed 80 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 1: in the room with a dead body. Well, no, we're 81 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 1: not gonna put it in there. Bro. I was like, 82 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,280 Speaker 1: I say, I'm putting that body the first thing in 83 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,920 Speaker 1: the morning. I'm gonna put that body in the right 84 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 1: there in front of the bullpit, and we're gonna cover it. Now, 85 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,159 Speaker 1: what you're getting out of it is to get more flowers, 86 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 1: because there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm 87 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: thinking that's probably gonna be a little bit of a 88 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 1: per point. I just wanted you to be where there's 89 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,560 Speaker 1: probably gonna be more people than you think because some 90 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,360 Speaker 1: of the people that's gonna be at your wed and 91 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 1: it's really for the funeral. A hold of man, are 92 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:48,800 Speaker 1: you serious right now? I mean, look at doctor. I 93 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:52,239 Speaker 1: then paid for the where that happened at this church, man, Okay, 94 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 1: ain't and no disrespect to the lady that is past 95 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,359 Speaker 1: called bless her family. I ain't planning to not putting 96 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 1: no dead body, having no funeral as my wedding. Man. 97 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 1: That's crazy Jones down on their church. She's a member 98 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: of the church too. I don't give it. I don't 99 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,040 Speaker 1: be no member of the church. Man. I've been paid 100 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 1: for this wind and it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man. You 101 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 1: by fixing of putting the dead body, it's my wedding, right, 102 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 1: I mean no distrespect. But the woman has passed. She's 103 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:28,599 Speaker 1: not gonna get up. I mean, what is the power? 104 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,560 Speaker 1: The problem is, YO called me with this man the 105 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 1: day before my wind, and we didn't schedule there six 106 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:37,600 Speaker 1: months ago. I got thirty dollars on this wid okay, 107 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 1: and you're gonna tell me that we got to share. 108 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,840 Speaker 1: O will win with a funeral. But the head is 109 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 1: one with you man something do you want to have 110 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 1: your wedding at this church? I paid for them? And 111 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,160 Speaker 1: what you mean want? I'm having the wind? Okay, I'll 112 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 1: tell you what lit there bout the dipper in the 113 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 1: morn I wrote in the right out to the street, 114 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 1: paying y'all just in the front, and and and and 115 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 1: throw flowers like throwing rice. But we're gonna have a wind. 116 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 1: It's at the same't here tomorrow. I promise you that 117 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 1: I care. I care, not assure you that it won't be. 118 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,559 Speaker 1: I have no other place to put the body, Okay, 119 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 1: Well I'll bet you find someone to put it. If 120 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,840 Speaker 1: I get that mark, it's about it in there. There's 121 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,360 Speaker 1: gonna be a couple about it in there. I aname. 122 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,040 Speaker 1: You got two choices to move that funeral or to 123 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,479 Speaker 1: reimburse me back the thirty thousand dollars out of holway 124 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 1: to spend those only two choices. I want to hear 125 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,280 Speaker 1: about it. Meet me at the front door to night 126 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,039 Speaker 1: with a thirty thousand dollar cash. Your check always said 127 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,840 Speaker 1: to had his winning up in that to morrow morning. 128 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,840 Speaker 1: You heard me. I ain't playing. I ain't playing at all. 129 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:34,040 Speaker 1: No jokes. That's wrong with y'all. Man, You can do 130 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,320 Speaker 1: something else. I understand that nothing. I don't want to 131 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:40,400 Speaker 1: hear from you. Man. All I'm saying is it's gonna 132 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 1: be a win at this church to more without about it. 133 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,280 Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Push it to the band. Man. 134 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 1: There's there's one more, a bit of an issue that 135 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,599 Speaker 1: I need to tell you. Also, what can be worse 136 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 1: than a dead about it? What issue can be worse 137 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 1: than dead? By that way? To man, the instance, sir, 138 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,200 Speaker 1: that it is worse than the dead body is is 139 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,720 Speaker 1: this is Nephew Times from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 140 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,960 Speaker 1: Your best man, Jeff got me the prank phone. Call 141 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:15,600 Speaker 1: you what you know the word babe? The bench man 142 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 1: about to get the best bloo but he can possibly 143 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:27,560 Speaker 1: get man playing then got me that day. Just get 144 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,920 Speaker 1: the best beat down possible band. I'm telling you, hey, 145 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:34,119 Speaker 1: one more question. What's the baddest radio show in the land? 146 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:41,080 Speaker 1: Ryan the Steve had good morning show? Baby is waiting 147 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:46,360 Speaker 1: in the funeral? Come on, wait, where my fan fail? 148 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:50,920 Speaker 1: Where about it? Hold up? Hold up, y'all, I don't 149 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:54,840 Speaker 1: I don't understand. I thought the thing was praising the 150 00:07:55,000 --> 00:08:01,080 Speaker 1: raise that's coming up. You're supposed to be worshiping my 151 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:05,840 Speaker 1: prank right now? Okay, that's come on. Come on. I 152 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 1: need some claps, I need some hugs. Come on, we're 153 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 1: gonna does You're gonna have this way right here while 154 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:22,800 Speaker 1: its body here. I took a clean I just yeah, 155 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:31,480 Speaker 1: no good, no, tell us about April April second. Get ready, 156 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,800 Speaker 1: that's a week from the day. Ready to Love. The 157 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:36,880 Speaker 1: season four is coming your way. You do not want 158 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:39,440 Speaker 1: to miss it. Ready to Love on O nine eight Central. 159 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,920 Speaker 1: Check out your boy. I'm back again. I thank the 160 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,719 Speaker 1: Lord for four seasons. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 161 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 1: And I think you're gonna love it. I think it's 162 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,680 Speaker 1: tim me. It is really hard to be on TV 163 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:58,040 Speaker 1: for years. Man. The TV shows never make it the 164 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:01,640 Speaker 1: season two. Wow, And it's really a great show. That's 165 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:07,640 Speaker 1: what I love about Yeah, it's good. Thank you all right, nephew, well, 166 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:11,400 Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next it is the Strawberry Letter 167 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:15,600 Speaker 1: for today. The subject is Praise and a Raise. We'll 168 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,800 Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the 169 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,320 Speaker 1: Stave Harvey Morning Show.