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<v Speaker 1>Ka boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes

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<v Speaker 1>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 1>of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 1>treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 1>rich pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of

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<v Speaker 1>hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour

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<v Speaker 1>with Ben Maller starts right now, nine nine in the air, everywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>eight days a week, because a four hours a night

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<v Speaker 1>clearly not enough, and you have stumbled on blindly. The

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<v Speaker 1>Fifth Hour podcast a spinoff of the weekend weekday show.

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<v Speaker 1>Here on the weekends, even on a Saturday, college football Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>In a rare and appropriate Saturday appearance by Mr West

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<v Speaker 1>of the four oh five, I can't say that a

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<v Speaker 1>month or two from now, but I can say it now.

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<v Speaker 1>David Guest in the house, he hey, why why this week?

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<v Speaker 1>You have not been with us on Saturday and sometime,

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<v Speaker 1>Guest Gun, you have a skewed the Saturday podcast. But

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<v Speaker 1>here you are here, you are pushing your way back

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<v Speaker 1>into the podcast studio. Here I am to save the

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<v Speaker 1>day right here that the busy time man. I got

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<v Speaker 1>like seven jobs and I just I think that a

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<v Speaker 1>round of applause is in order. I just finished my taxes, um,

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<v Speaker 1>so I think that you know you are paying your taxes,

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<v Speaker 1>and you make enough money to paying my taxes. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting something back, which is always nice, getting some

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<v Speaker 1>money to return to me a little while to do

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<v Speaker 1>my taxes and then get some nines and W two

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<v Speaker 1>is back from respective employers. But do you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>You actually do the taxes yourself. You don't hire an outs.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd accountant to your taxes. You are the one who

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<v Speaker 1>is crunching the numbers. Is that accurate? Uh? What's a combination?

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<v Speaker 1>I I do a lot of the crunching of the numbers.

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<v Speaker 1>And the reason why is because of all the all

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<v Speaker 1>the income that comes from non W two providers. So

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of these outlets they attending and hang me,

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<v Speaker 1>you can write off a lot of things, or at

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<v Speaker 1>least some things. And so I gotta go through checklists

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm azations and you're used to in the old days,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it was wonderful when I traveled with

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<v Speaker 1>the Dodgers. I would go on the road, I go

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<v Speaker 1>into a cab and the cab driver would hand me

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<v Speaker 1>a stack of receipts. Now, I'm not saying that I

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<v Speaker 1>took advantage of this, but I do know some sports

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<v Speaker 1>writers that did take advantage of it on the road

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<v Speaker 1>and would just fill out endless taxi receipts and uh

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<v Speaker 1>it was, it was wonderful. Uh. Now you do, you travel,

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<v Speaker 1>You get paid to travel much. You do a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff locally. Guess gun right, because I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want you to be like an NBA official

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<v Speaker 1>from back in the day or an umpire on the

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<v Speaker 1>plane tickets. You gotta be careful on that. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I uh yeah, I mean it's all local here. But

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<v Speaker 1>I do have an app. I do have a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of apps that I use for for logging my mileage.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you use any of those at all,

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<v Speaker 1>but I use one called the mile i Q and

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<v Speaker 1>that's obviously for driving to and from a location. For

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<v Speaker 1>it itemizes it too, so you can say like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like for the gym, this is for personal

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<v Speaker 1>use like the grocery store, or it's for work. So

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<v Speaker 1>I I basically lay out all the places that I

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<v Speaker 1>work at and then um and then it logs in accordingly.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's pretty nice. Yeah, So what I do is

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<v Speaker 1>I used to do that, but now I use I

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<v Speaker 1>have a thing that counts my steps. So I go

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<v Speaker 1>out of my bedroom, I turned left. I then go

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<v Speaker 1>down a hallway without a without a rail, It's like Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>Toad's Wild Ride, and then make a right. I go

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<v Speaker 1>down the hall. Then I'm gont a fork in the road.

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<v Speaker 1>I get to the fork in the road, fork in

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<v Speaker 1>the hall, and then turned right and then I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the broadcast studio. So I count the steps. It's roughly

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<v Speaker 1>on a on a bad day, if I take really

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<v Speaker 1>small steps, I could get up to like forty five steps.

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<v Speaker 1>So just going to my office there. So at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the year, I do a cross benefit analysis

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<v Speaker 1>there on that, but I use an accountant. And the

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<v Speaker 1>reason that we do the Mallard family here is because

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<v Speaker 1>I am terrible at at math. And my parents when

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<v Speaker 1>I was in high school, they had the knock on

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<v Speaker 1>the door. You know what that means, gascon the knock

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<v Speaker 1>on the door. They got audited. Yeah, the I R

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<v Speaker 1>S knocked on the door and they the math. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>told on getting audited. It's even you know, it's worse

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<v Speaker 1>now than it was then. That they don't audit very

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<v Speaker 1>many people. But I I'm so paranoid about that. And

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<v Speaker 1>I remember my parents having to go through and they

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<v Speaker 1>kept files on everything. It was all over the house.

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<v Speaker 1>May they rest in peace, but they had to track

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<v Speaker 1>down all of those files and it was such a

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<v Speaker 1>pain in the ascid. It was such a stressful situation

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<v Speaker 1>for my parents. Like, at least with an account And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying I can't get it audited with an accountant,

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<v Speaker 1>but when you have an account and say, okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>paying you figure it out right. You know, you know

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<v Speaker 1>I'm paying the money. You're the one that did the taxes.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's on you, and so it's it gives me

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<v Speaker 1>a little peace of mind at night. It gives me.

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<v Speaker 1>And I also when they changed the tax code a

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<v Speaker 1>few years back and we ended up owing money because

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<v Speaker 1>we had the accountant, I guess it not we had

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<v Speaker 1>not done that properly, given the right paperwork to the accountant,

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<v Speaker 1>and so we had to write a check to the

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<v Speaker 1>to the government, and that was It was terrible. But

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<v Speaker 1>I have been told over the years that you're actually

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<v Speaker 1>better off having to either either have it even or

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<v Speaker 1>have to write a small check to the government that

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<v Speaker 1>you keep the money and money in hand is better. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that might have been bullshit, but I was told

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<v Speaker 1>by somebody that I believe knows this stuff, that you're

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<v Speaker 1>better off doing it that way. But I always feel better.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I've won something, even though the people

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<v Speaker 1>that do the math will tell you that you have

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<v Speaker 1>not won anything. When you actually get a check back

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<v Speaker 1>from from the government that that you think you've done well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a mind mind trick, like thinking you've done

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<v Speaker 1>well when when realistically it's the government that had your

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<v Speaker 1>money and is then paying the money back that you

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<v Speaker 1>overpaid for taxes. Yeah, with no uh no interest added

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<v Speaker 1>to it. I don't feel like it's a win anywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>especially nowadays with the money that is being taken and

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<v Speaker 1>used for taxes. It's it's awful, it is. But just think, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>your money is helping to give people free money that

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to do anything, so that's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But you get your you are like Robin Hood. You're

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<v Speaker 1>stealing from yourself to give to other people. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>it's a wonderful thing. What a world we live in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Check and I again, I was raised I blame the

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<v Speaker 1>people that raised me that I was raised to work

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<v Speaker 1>hard and you get paid when you work hard, and

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<v Speaker 1>I did. If only my mom had taught me when

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little boy, Ben grow up and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't really work hard and you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a job, and you don't try to get a job,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just give you a thousand bucks a month. What

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<v Speaker 1>the hell? Why not? Maybe great, wonderful Los Angeles County. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's uh, who's your sugar daddy? L A County? Baby?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? L A County? Is a l A City?

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<v Speaker 1>Which one? Is it? I forget it's it's I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's probably l A City because l

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<v Speaker 1>A County is a much larger, much larger operation, I

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<v Speaker 1>would think. But that's the West coast man, that's California. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I love friends in the West, want California to

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<v Speaker 1>go out in the Pacific. But you know, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's l A City, l A city giving giving a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars a month to two thousand households for an

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<v Speaker 1>entire year, no questions asked. It's just as absolutely amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, question, I'm not allowed to ask any questions,

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<v Speaker 1>I work like a meal woman. I'll do is talk radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you mean a few of these people that that

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<v Speaker 1>have real jobs? I have a crap, you know, an

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<v Speaker 1>easy job. But imagine the people that ust their ass,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and they're not making a ton of money.

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<v Speaker 1>Although you can make pretty good money if you're a

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<v Speaker 1>handyman or a you know, working depending on what you

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<v Speaker 1>do in a factory. There are jobs that pay pretty well.

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<v Speaker 1>But then you see the person over there is just

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<v Speaker 1>like eating ding dings all day in the cashing in

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<v Speaker 1>their checks. What's up with that? No motivation at all?

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<v Speaker 1>That's unbelievable. But I mean that that that is an

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<v Speaker 1>extension that's actually like a form of bribery in a sense, right,

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<v Speaker 1>like we'll pay you you just vote for us next

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<v Speaker 1>election term. Well, it's to me, it's not even it's

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<v Speaker 1>just it's you're encouraging bad behavior and you just what

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? You know, a dollar there's an old

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<v Speaker 1>idiom and I'm gonna probably butcher it here, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>something about a dollar earned and the value of that, right,

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<v Speaker 1>the value of but that everything with inflation now is insane,

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<v Speaker 1>it's insane, and there's no there's no end in sight.

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<v Speaker 1>And in my experience, once the prices go up, they

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<v Speaker 1>never go back down. It's not the reasons the prices

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<v Speaker 1>and say, okay, we're gonna lower the prices. And if

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<v Speaker 1>they do lower the prices, I've noticed this. One of

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite restaurants I go to not far from the

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<v Speaker 1>north Woods here, uh is this chicken fingerplace. And what

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<v Speaker 1>they did is they lowered the prices, but they gave

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<v Speaker 1>you smaller portions, so they it's a again a mind

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<v Speaker 1>mind mind hack where you think you're getting a good deal,

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<v Speaker 1>but in reality, what they've done is they've given themselves

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<v Speaker 1>more of a profit because they're giving you a smaller

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<v Speaker 1>amount of fries or whatever or you know, some side dish,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're charging you a little less, but it's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot less than they were charging a lot more than

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<v Speaker 1>the product's worth. And um so you know it's it's insane,

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<v Speaker 1>but there you go. So that is where we're at

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<v Speaker 1>the United States is the um you know, leadership role.

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<v Speaker 1>And where we're at now we have taking center stage

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<v Speaker 1>by now issuing US passports with gender X on it. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Um so now we can you know, break up to

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<v Speaker 1>the men your X. What is that gender X. What

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<v Speaker 1>is that it's like for non binary, non identifying individuals?

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<v Speaker 1>Got you? All? Right? So now there are I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really travel much, guest, and you've been all over the world.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I've been Oceana, I've been to Hawaii. I've

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<v Speaker 1>I've been to Canada briefly. Uh, you know, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't actually never been to Mexico. I've been, I've been.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been to the border many times. I've not been

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<v Speaker 1>to Mexico. Um, explain, explain this to me, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>five years old here. So if if you have on

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<v Speaker 1>your US passport gender X and you go to a

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<v Speaker 1>country that believes in the birds and the bees and

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<v Speaker 1>the innies and the outies, Um, what happens? Like? How

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<v Speaker 1>does that work? What are they just blindly supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>honor that and no questions asked? Or I think you

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<v Speaker 1>would see what we got here? I think they would

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<v Speaker 1>just laugh. Okay, I'm curious. I'm sure that's I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know the rest of the world. There are

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<v Speaker 1>some grown ups in the rest of the world that realize, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>there's men and women and you can, you know, do

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<v Speaker 1>what you want with that but come on, is the

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<v Speaker 1>is the Party of Science really the party of science?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is it just a party of selective science? Because

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<v Speaker 1>that's what it sounds like. Science is always selective. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>now science is whatever fits your agenda and it works

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<v Speaker 1>both ways. Right, that works both ways? That you now

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<v Speaker 1>in politics, you just find a scientist. It's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like doctor shopping. Wait, hold on, you don't find the scientists.

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<v Speaker 1>You find the lobbyists. You know, but it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you keep going to enough doctors till you get

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<v Speaker 1>the opinion you want or I guess technically doctor shopping

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<v Speaker 1>is just going to get pills, like right, But no,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean people do the same thing. You get diagnosed

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<v Speaker 1>with something, you're like, I don't think that's right, or

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to have the treatment, and then you're

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to get a second opinion, and then you get

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<v Speaker 1>a third opinion. You go two out of three, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you're like, all right, well two out of three

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<v Speaker 1>is not good. That's that's try. Why don't we do

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<v Speaker 1>three out of five and then we'll do, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>four out of seven, then we'll go five out of nine.

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<v Speaker 1>If only in the early days when they designed the

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<v Speaker 1>infrastructure of American sport. I think was the New York Giants,

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<v Speaker 1>remember reading about this years ago. The guy that owned

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<v Speaker 1>the New York Giants came up with the seven game

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<v Speaker 1>best of seven format for the World Series and whatnot,

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<v Speaker 1>which is the gold standard now for championship rounds in

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<v Speaker 1>team sports other than obviously football. But if what if

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<v Speaker 1>they said let's do five out of nine. I think

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<v Speaker 1>some of the early playoffs series we're five out of nine.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't always four out of seven. H But but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting carried away here. But the point is you

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<v Speaker 1>can in science. It is. It used to be a

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<v Speaker 1>case of, well, here's the science. But science is always evolving.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's that's one of the weird things about the

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<v Speaker 1>people that weaponized science. We talked a lot about how random,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's they call it in exact act science

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<v Speaker 1>is what they call it for a reason. It's imprecise,

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<v Speaker 1>it's inaccurate, uh, and it's it's always evolving, even things

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<v Speaker 1>that have been confirmed seemingly there are exceptions to the rule.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a that's a whole different cannel worms, whole different

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<v Speaker 1>channel worms. But it's good though, I mean, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>have I have no problems with the challenge. I think

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<v Speaker 1>everything should be challenged and questioned. But everything Now if

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<v Speaker 1>you do do that, then you are labeled, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you are condemned, which is just amazing. But I mean

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<v Speaker 1>this is a definition by by definition, though, guests, science

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<v Speaker 1>consists of people who are in disagreement with each other.

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<v Speaker 1>That is, is that not the but but but good disagreement? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean now you have I mean not now, but

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<v Speaker 1>you've had this in years past and decades and generations passed,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, the progressives of cal and u c

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<v Speaker 1>l a God forbids someone that's eve they're down the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of the road or right wing if they if

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<v Speaker 1>they if they want to talk on campus, they get condemned.

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<v Speaker 1>Student bodies will will be up in you know, arms

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<v Speaker 1>and whatnot. You see irvines now, the same with a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of doctors there. It's pretty wild how this is

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<v Speaker 1>more polarizing now than ever. But this is obviously here

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<v Speaker 1>from the the the genesis of social media to we're

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<v Speaker 1>at now. But I mean, this has happened in previous days,

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<v Speaker 1>but of course just more highlighted now because of where

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<v Speaker 1>we're at politically and and we're social media and television

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<v Speaker 1>platforms are out nowadays all about the ratings. Man. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and they've determined the people that keep track of this

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<v Speaker 1>on human nature and what people respond to. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>like I remember when I was early on in my

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<v Speaker 1>career and people said, you're too negative, be more positive,

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<v Speaker 1>and they should give me the list of positive talk

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<v Speaker 1>radio show hosts that have done well. Uh, and the

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<v Speaker 1>list is year Oh, it does not exist. Uh. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's the whole follow the science thing which we've had

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<v Speaker 1>shoved down our throats here over the last year and

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<v Speaker 1>a half, two years, whatever it's been. Now, follow the science,

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the experts and all that. And then you

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<v Speaker 1>you take a couple of steps back and you're like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>who are the experts? It's subjective, right, you do what

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<v Speaker 1>they tell you, but it's subjective. And that old line

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<v Speaker 1>is accurate. I heard somewhere along the way ten out

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<v Speaker 1>of ten scientists degree with whoever funded them so and

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<v Speaker 1>I got turned off. As you know, I love studies,

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<v Speaker 1>academic studies, and I read a lot of these things

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<v Speaker 1>and research done by some school in Australia, and we

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<v Speaker 1>we do a bit we haven't done in a while.

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<v Speaker 1>On the Saturday podcast we get scientifical and we'll go

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<v Speaker 1>over some of the studies, and I don't do it

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<v Speaker 1>as much and I'm not into them as much because

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<v Speaker 1>you know, generally the it's it's one of those things

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<v Speaker 1>like a screenplay, right, or where there's a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>ways to write a story from a movie. You can

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<v Speaker 1>write a movie and then work your way through this

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<v Speaker 1>story and then get to the ending and then come

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<v Speaker 1>up with the ending, or you can write the ending

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<v Speaker 1>and then write the story. And a lot of the

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<v Speaker 1>science world now is you have the ending, and here's

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<v Speaker 1>how we're gonna get there. And you know, we're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get bogged down with whatever the science teach, you

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<v Speaker 1>know it leads us to we're gonna find a way

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<v Speaker 1>to twist it into what we know the people the

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<v Speaker 1>overlords want us to throw out, which is which is

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<v Speaker 1>annoying and all that. But but there you go, How

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<v Speaker 1>do we end up here? Guesco? How do we end

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<v Speaker 1>up in that situation? I don't wait, how do we

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<v Speaker 1>bring up this as a topic of conversation or how

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<v Speaker 1>do we as a society end up here? We started

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<v Speaker 1>talking about as sports and now we've ended up doing

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<v Speaker 1>a deep dive. I don't know. We haven't had many

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<v Speaker 1>people complain recently about staying on script, like stay in

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<v Speaker 1>your sports lanes. So I just feel like so I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like me being back here on a Saturday, I

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<v Speaker 1>must kind of ruffle the feathers a little bit and

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<v Speaker 1>mail to you, listen to you since I was ten

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<v Speaker 1>years old. But you said something I don't like. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't lispinion. I no longer enjoy it's a it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's an opinion based show. I get paid to give opinions.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get your talking points memo on what I

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<v Speaker 1>could say and not and uh, it's always fast. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like that article that was published a few days

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<v Speaker 1>ago at the middle of the week was Sports Illustrated

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<v Speaker 1>basically condemning journalists that we're asking Mike Tomlin about his

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<v Speaker 1>desire want to go it's all race, yes, yes, the

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<v Speaker 1>extreme liberal members of the media. Anything involving uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Tomlin. Yeah, God for bid. We point out that

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<v Speaker 1>Carson Palmer, who's on one of the committees at USC

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<v Speaker 1>to come up with a coach, is the one that

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<v Speaker 1>tossed Tomlin's name out. Seems like a pretty credible source

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<v Speaker 1>that he just randomly tossed Mike Toma's name out. But

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<v Speaker 1>God forbid. Tomlin's above even being asked the question. He

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<v Speaker 1>pisces out gold, you know, liquid gold and ships gold bricks.

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Tomlin like, yeah, come on, uh, it's it's insane,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a legitimate question to ask. And now I I

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<v Speaker 1>did a monologue prior to Tomlin coming out with his rant,

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<v Speaker 1>which was wonderful. It's a great ramp by Mike Tomlin,

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<v Speaker 1>and pointed out, how why would you leave the one

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<v Speaker 1>job where you know you're not gonna be fired? Pete

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<v Speaker 1>Carroll could be fired in Seattle and have to go

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<v Speaker 1>back to USC with his tail between his legs. I

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<v Speaker 1>throughout the name Cliff Kingsbury. Right now, that's not looking

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<v Speaker 1>very good because the Cardinals are playing above their means.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not that good. We'll come back to Earth, will

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<v Speaker 1>have a regression to the mean. But until that happen,

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<v Speaker 1>bins Cliff Kingsbury. He's not gonna leave Arizona. But that's

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<v Speaker 1>a guy that USC had in the pipe in the

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<v Speaker 1>pipe a pipeline rather to replace Clay Healton. A couple

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<v Speaker 1>of years ago, he was there for like a week

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<v Speaker 1>and then he went to the NFL. So is it

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<v Speaker 1>wrong to ask him as the coach? It's not like

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<v Speaker 1>the Steelers as as great as they've been in the

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<v Speaker 1>regular season and no losing records and they've finished you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I think five hundred once or something like that. That's

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<v Speaker 1>Tomlin's resume. It's not like it's been a great playoff team.

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<v Speaker 1>They've been a pretty easy out playoffs. They rolled over

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<v Speaker 1>and played dead against the Browns in the last Let's

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<v Speaker 1>let's calm down on that. What have you done for

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<v Speaker 1>me lately? And you are ultimately judged on the playoffs? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand It's not you know what it is though,

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<v Speaker 1>is it's not like someone from the MAC no disrespect,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not like someone from Bowling Green. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>like a reporter said, hey, would you be interested in

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<v Speaker 1>the Bowling Green position? Like hey, would you be interested

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<v Speaker 1>in becoming a Toledo Rocket like they said USC If

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<v Speaker 1>someone said, hey, would you be interested in the Alabama job?

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<v Speaker 1>If Nick Saban retired? Would that be an insult um? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it depends on how well. I didn't think anything Tomins

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<v Speaker 1>said was racist. He happened to name two or you're

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<v Speaker 1>playing the race card. But he named two coaches who

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<v Speaker 1>are white. So that's like, that's like the bat signal

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<v Speaker 1>to the to the liberals in the media, like wit

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<v Speaker 1>about it. He two coaches who happened to be white guys.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me write my column. And it's it's so

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<v Speaker 1>funny to those type of columns. And we've all done

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<v Speaker 1>it being in uh the radio business, but it's the

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<v Speaker 1>way you get to that column. It's like so and

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<v Speaker 1>so didn't actually say this, but you know, you know

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't have to. It's like, come on, yeah, it's whack.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean, there's plenty of coaches out there that

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<v Speaker 1>that get those offers, and and I think one would

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<v Speaker 1>be flattered. But I don't know. I asked Chris Broussard

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<v Speaker 1>and Rob Parker this during the middle of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>If you were in the position, or you can go

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<v Speaker 1>to a usc A, Clemson, Obama, you know, I don't know, Florida,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe Florida state where you run the entire show, like

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<v Speaker 1>you run the university and you never have to worry

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<v Speaker 1>about someone talking over you. Why wouldn't you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Whereas if you're a head coach in the NFL. Not

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<v Speaker 1>to say Tomlin, but if you're a head coach in

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<v Speaker 1>the NFL, you're running the risk of a dude that's

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<v Speaker 1>making double the salary that you are as a player,

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<v Speaker 1>and he could just tell you to go shove it,

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<v Speaker 1>and you have nothing. You can't say anything about it

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<v Speaker 1>because ultimately you depend on him and he's the one

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<v Speaker 1>getting paid to do the work that you were trying

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<v Speaker 1>to execute. Yeah. Yeah, here's the problem, though, there's so

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<v Speaker 1>much bullshit you have to put up with at the

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<v Speaker 1>college level. You don't have to put up with the

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<v Speaker 1>n what of it. You have a segment annually every

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<v Speaker 1>summer that is catered towards bullshit. The NFL book hum

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<v Speaker 1>is the height of the height of play. But spoiler alert,

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<v Speaker 1>you still have that in college. In fact, there are

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<v Speaker 1>more college football players. We don't talk about it, but

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<v Speaker 1>they head. You're a meathead college guy and you're out

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<v Speaker 1>there and there's all these beautiful people around you, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's drugs and booze, and you're experimenting for the maybe

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<v Speaker 1>the first time in your life. You're in a different place,

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<v Speaker 1>and you get in all kinds of trouble and then

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta deal with the parents and say, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>allowed my my child to go play for you, and

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<v Speaker 1>now he's he's doing crack at a whorehouse. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you what's wrong with you? Right, dude? Not everyone goes

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<v Speaker 1>to Louisville. All right. I'm just saying, like, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>if you had a choice between an NFL job and

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<v Speaker 1>a college job, even a good college job, I would

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<v Speaker 1>rather have an NFL job. As a former coach told

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<v Speaker 1>me years ago, the difference between college and the NFL

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<v Speaker 1>is In college, you have to go out and chase

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<v Speaker 1>down the players. In the NFL, the players come to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you only get to get a few of them,

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<v Speaker 1>but they have the combine in in college football. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you do a lot of these high school games. How

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<v Speaker 1>often do you see scouts or assistant coaches or even

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<v Speaker 1>head coaches from major college programs. If you're doing some

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<v Speaker 1>hotshot quarterback who are sitting there and you know, just

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<v Speaker 1>just so they can be seen in the crowd and

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<v Speaker 1>so the family and everyone can know that they're there

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<v Speaker 1>to see player X, and it's you gotta do that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the kind of stuff you have to do in

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<v Speaker 1>the NFL. Just show up to the combine and a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of pro days and you're pretty much there, just

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<v Speaker 1>as you know, a side show, because it's the scouting

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<v Speaker 1>department that does most of the heavy living on on

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<v Speaker 1>those things. No, that's true, I will I think with

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<v Speaker 1>today's environment with the NFL, I would agree. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I think working in Jacksonville is a good job. And

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<v Speaker 1>it comes down to ownership, right I That is mostly

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<v Speaker 1>bullcrap like because there are very few meddling owners that

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<v Speaker 1>actually mess up the day to day operations in the

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<v Speaker 1>fell like okay, say, are people who they think are

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<v Speaker 1>good who are bad. So really the problem is they

0:25:05.560 --> 0:25:09.440
<v Speaker 1>hire people who suck. But it's not like you can

0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:11.600
<v Speaker 1>you can win in any environment that I heard that

0:25:11.640 --> 0:25:15.200
<v Speaker 1>about the Knicks with James Dolan and all that for you, Well,

0:25:15.640 --> 0:25:17.840
<v Speaker 1>James Dolan still owns the Knicks, and now the Knicks

0:25:17.840 --> 0:25:21.520
<v Speaker 1>are they're a mid level contender in the Eastern Conference.

0:25:21.720 --> 0:25:23.840
<v Speaker 1>I heard the same thing about Donald Sterling for all

0:25:23.880 --> 0:25:26.440
<v Speaker 1>of you. Well, Donald was loyal to Elgin Baylor, and

0:25:26.560 --> 0:25:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Elgin as great a player as he was, he had

0:25:29.440 --> 0:25:32.680
<v Speaker 1>all these lottery picks and all that and was unable

0:25:32.760 --> 0:25:36.480
<v Speaker 1>to even the l a market. Yeah, is that love?

0:25:36.600 --> 0:25:39.560
<v Speaker 1>The NBA. It's Miami l A. And that's about it.

0:25:39.760 --> 0:25:42.480
<v Speaker 1>You know, maybe places in Texas guys want to play

0:25:42.560 --> 0:25:45.000
<v Speaker 1>right now, Yeah, but what about I mean, look at Dallas.

0:25:45.040 --> 0:25:48.720
<v Speaker 1>Though Dallas is a perfect example. They they basically punted

0:25:48.880 --> 0:25:53.240
<v Speaker 1>on Jimmy Johnson. I want a Super Bowl with Barry Schwitzer.

0:25:53.920 --> 0:25:56.840
<v Speaker 1>But I mean that was a well oiled machine. And

0:25:57.119 --> 0:25:59.720
<v Speaker 1>that's a difference. That that's different because Jerry Jones is

0:25:59.720 --> 0:26:04.040
<v Speaker 1>that m there. That's but it's not like Donald Sterling

0:26:04.119 --> 0:26:07.639
<v Speaker 1>was the GM. Now. The problem he had was he

0:26:07.720 --> 0:26:11.440
<v Speaker 1>would he would decide who the coach was often and

0:26:11.560 --> 0:26:14.879
<v Speaker 1>he would meet with Elgin, would recommend to people and

0:26:14.920 --> 0:26:18.679
<v Speaker 1>then uh Sterling would seemingly pick the worst candidate every

0:26:18.680 --> 0:26:22.119
<v Speaker 1>time in those in those years. But I didn't I

0:26:22.119 --> 0:26:23.960
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to move on here for se escum because

0:26:24.800 --> 0:26:27.760
<v Speaker 1>there's a story I got and I sent this to

0:26:27.800 --> 0:26:29.720
<v Speaker 1>you the other day, and I relate to this story.

0:26:29.720 --> 0:26:32.720
<v Speaker 1>Blind Scott actually directed me to the story of all people.

0:26:32.720 --> 0:26:35.440
<v Speaker 1>This is a blind leading the blind. He didn't he

0:26:35.800 --> 0:26:40.280
<v Speaker 1>didn't block your anything. No, no, no. He sent me

0:26:40.400 --> 0:26:43.600
<v Speaker 1>like some like grant that was ted messages long and

0:26:43.640 --> 0:26:47.960
<v Speaker 1>then blocked me. Oh yeah, now he sends he hates

0:26:48.000 --> 0:26:51.080
<v Speaker 1>your politics, and so he sends a lot of email

0:26:51.600 --> 0:26:55.919
<v Speaker 1>to the Fifth Hour podcast email Real fifth Hour at

0:26:56.000 --> 0:26:59.399
<v Speaker 1>gmail dot com. And I believe the sole purpose of

0:26:59.440 --> 0:27:04.040
<v Speaker 1>those email is to annoy you, compliment that those emails are.

0:27:04.119 --> 0:27:06.080
<v Speaker 1>And you don't even see these emails, so I'm the

0:27:06.080 --> 0:27:07.760
<v Speaker 1>one that sees them. But one of them caught my

0:27:07.800 --> 0:27:10.399
<v Speaker 1>attention here and it's one of my favorite stories of

0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:13.480
<v Speaker 1>the week. The headline on this is meet the guy

0:27:13.560 --> 0:27:16.159
<v Speaker 1>who spends just a hundred fifty dollars a year to

0:27:16.200 --> 0:27:21.800
<v Speaker 1>eat all of his meals at six Flags. Yeah, and

0:27:22.640 --> 0:27:25.040
<v Speaker 1>this is one of us. So this is thirty three

0:27:25.119 --> 0:27:28.280
<v Speaker 1>year old dude. We'll call him by his name Dylan,

0:27:28.840 --> 0:27:33.600
<v Speaker 1>which is ironically the same name as Blind Scott's dog,

0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:35.200
<v Speaker 1>which makes me think this might be a fake story.

0:27:35.200 --> 0:27:38.320
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, the story it was in a magazine and

0:27:38.600 --> 0:27:41.400
<v Speaker 1>they claim that this, uh, this thirty three year old

0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:47.080
<v Speaker 1>guys electrical engineer in Santa Clarita, which is where if

0:27:47.119 --> 0:27:49.679
<v Speaker 1>you're not familiar with geography in California, if you go

0:27:49.800 --> 0:27:53.880
<v Speaker 1>to six Flags, that's where you are. And uh so

0:27:54.040 --> 0:27:58.280
<v Speaker 1>he pays around a hundred and fifty dollars. The story

0:27:58.320 --> 0:28:02.560
<v Speaker 1>goes uh for year round access to six Flags that

0:28:02.600 --> 0:28:07.160
<v Speaker 1>includes parking and two meals a day. And so this

0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:13.280
<v Speaker 1>guy claims, the story goes that he for years has

0:28:13.320 --> 0:28:16.800
<v Speaker 1>paid the one fifty dollar fee. This all started in

0:28:17.720 --> 0:28:21.760
<v Speaker 1>he was an intern at six Flags Magic Mountain in

0:28:21.760 --> 0:28:25.440
<v Speaker 1>southern California, and he noticed the deal and then put

0:28:25.440 --> 0:28:28.359
<v Speaker 1>two and two together. He's a young guy, uh and

0:28:28.400 --> 0:28:30.880
<v Speaker 1>trying to make his way. They're fresh out of college,

0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:34.919
<v Speaker 1>and so he laid down the money and he found

0:28:34.920 --> 0:28:39.720
<v Speaker 1>the deal and he has been since that day eating

0:28:41.040 --> 0:28:44.400
<v Speaker 1>his meals, almost all of his meals at six Flags

0:28:44.480 --> 0:28:50.200
<v Speaker 1>Magic mount carnival food. This guy's meaning, now, guess do

0:28:50.240 --> 0:28:52.720
<v Speaker 1>they have that deal? Can we confirm that they have

0:28:52.960 --> 0:28:58.560
<v Speaker 1>six Flags has the one meal? I gotta I gotta

0:28:58.600 --> 0:29:01.000
<v Speaker 1>look into that. How is this any How is this

0:29:01.120 --> 0:29:03.920
<v Speaker 1>any different? Though from your twenties when you were crashing

0:29:03.960 --> 0:29:08.120
<v Speaker 1>Dodgers Stadium in the Great Western This is how I

0:29:08.200 --> 0:29:11.600
<v Speaker 1>relate to the story, because I didn't even have to

0:29:11.680 --> 0:29:15.200
<v Speaker 1>pay a hundred and fifty dollars a year. I just

0:29:15.240 --> 0:29:18.760
<v Speaker 1>had to pay for gas. But when I was early

0:29:18.840 --> 0:29:21.880
<v Speaker 1>on in the media, back in the glory days of

0:29:21.920 --> 0:29:25.520
<v Speaker 1>being in the media, when I first started, everything was

0:29:25.560 --> 0:29:28.880
<v Speaker 1>free all the food and I covered games. My job,

0:29:28.960 --> 0:29:31.880
<v Speaker 1>my first real radio job. My first real radio job.

0:29:31.920 --> 0:29:36.040
<v Speaker 1>I was an engineer for San Diego State basketball, which

0:29:36.080 --> 0:29:40.720
<v Speaker 1>was a disaster and those games were on Cogo AM

0:29:41.240 --> 0:29:44.360
<v Speaker 1>in San Diego. But I didn't That didn't last long

0:29:44.400 --> 0:29:46.240
<v Speaker 1>and then I got job as a reporter for my

0:29:46.520 --> 0:29:49.280
<v Speaker 1>Nighty Nighty in San Diego, but covering the l A market.

0:29:49.640 --> 0:29:52.240
<v Speaker 1>And so they assigned me that give me my schedule

0:29:52.280 --> 0:29:54.800
<v Speaker 1>and be at a King's game, or a Lakers game,

0:29:55.080 --> 0:29:59.240
<v Speaker 1>or a Clippers game, or college game or during the summer,

0:29:59.480 --> 0:30:02.360
<v Speaker 1>Dodgers and Angels and mixing. You know, there was actually

0:30:02.400 --> 0:30:05.240
<v Speaker 1>no football because in those days the only football team

0:30:05.280 --> 0:30:07.120
<v Speaker 1>was the Chargers, and so I go to those games sometimes,

0:30:07.120 --> 0:30:10.440
<v Speaker 1>but no NFL football in l a H. So anyway,

0:30:10.800 --> 0:30:13.360
<v Speaker 1>I go to these games and I was like I

0:30:13.480 --> 0:30:15.640
<v Speaker 1>was in my twenties. I was a fat guy. Everything

0:30:15.680 --> 0:30:19.120
<v Speaker 1>was free a dot. The O'Malley's owned the Dodgers. They

0:30:19.200 --> 0:30:23.760
<v Speaker 1>had steak prime rib quite a bit. They had fish

0:30:23.840 --> 0:30:26.800
<v Speaker 1>Fridays because O'Malley very religious to get eat fish on Friday,

0:30:27.120 --> 0:30:32.120
<v Speaker 1>good Catholic, So he had that going on. And USC football.

0:30:33.200 --> 0:30:35.880
<v Speaker 1>This is when they were terrible and they had been good,

0:30:35.880 --> 0:30:38.520
<v Speaker 1>but they were still hanging on. This is before Pete Carroll.

0:30:38.560 --> 0:30:42.520
<v Speaker 1>They had this run of coaches and they had the

0:30:42.520 --> 0:30:45.200
<v Speaker 1>the carving stations. I remember this in the in the

0:30:45.200 --> 0:30:49.280
<v Speaker 1>press box at the Colosseum, the old Colosseum, and there

0:30:49.360 --> 0:30:52.520
<v Speaker 1>was a chef with a big you know those big

0:30:52.600 --> 0:30:55.560
<v Speaker 1>chef hats, you know, the big white they're like professional

0:30:55.640 --> 0:30:59.720
<v Speaker 1>chef and big knives, and just they'd be they'd be

0:30:59.800 --> 0:31:04.040
<v Speaker 1>nice roast turkey, there'd be prime rib. It was just outstanding,

0:31:05.000 --> 0:31:09.760
<v Speaker 1>just amazing. And uh so yeah, I did live that life.

0:31:10.040 --> 0:31:12.720
<v Speaker 1>Uh and I ate better food than this guy. But

0:31:12.840 --> 0:31:16.640
<v Speaker 1>that's that's a sneaky good hack. That is a sneaky

0:31:16.760 --> 0:31:20.400
<v Speaker 1>good hack for this this particular person. So I'm I'm

0:31:20.400 --> 0:31:27.000
<v Speaker 1>now looking here at season passes or I'm curious if

0:31:27.160 --> 0:31:29.520
<v Speaker 1>I want to see what's going on here. You know

0:31:29.560 --> 0:31:32.760
<v Speaker 1>who's really good at at providing food for the media.

0:31:33.480 --> 0:31:37.800
<v Speaker 1>Low key is the Anaheim Ducks. I've not been to

0:31:37.800 --> 0:31:41.840
<v Speaker 1>a Duck game since they had Paul Korea. Oh man,

0:31:42.280 --> 0:31:44.600
<v Speaker 1>we'll see the Ducks do it right though. The Ducks

0:31:44.640 --> 0:31:49.720
<v Speaker 1>will have typically some some snacks throughout the game. Kind

0:31:49.720 --> 0:31:52.720
<v Speaker 1>of give me the break that's it, like the pretzels,

0:31:52.880 --> 0:31:58.640
<v Speaker 1>the popcorn popcorn pretzel, popcorn pretzel solid waters. Of course

0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:02.080
<v Speaker 1>that had the bulls. Then they'd also have either if

0:32:02.120 --> 0:32:05.400
<v Speaker 1>it's night game, dinner, you know, lunch obviously, if it's

0:32:05.440 --> 0:32:09.520
<v Speaker 1>an afternoon game, they would have that. But once you

0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:12.320
<v Speaker 1>got into the third period, getting to the cookies bad.

0:32:13.000 --> 0:32:16.920
<v Speaker 1>They still have the cookies. Yeah, and then that was,

0:32:17.200 --> 0:32:22.040
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, those the not the cinnamon. What was

0:32:22.080 --> 0:32:29.040
<v Speaker 1>the the sugar cookies peanut butter, peanut butter. Oh man,

0:32:30.320 --> 0:32:34.200
<v Speaker 1>you I might have to go to an Anaheim Ducks game.

0:32:34.240 --> 0:32:36.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know who's over there. I couldn't name

0:32:36.400 --> 0:32:37.840
<v Speaker 1>one player of the team. I might have to go

0:32:37.880 --> 0:32:40.360
<v Speaker 1>out there and make an appearance, a rare and appropriate appearance,

0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:42.720
<v Speaker 1>first time in over twenty years, to go see it

0:32:42.840 --> 0:32:54.760
<v Speaker 1>du just cookies and have a snack on the on

0:32:54.840 --> 0:32:59.520
<v Speaker 1>the uh. This is the actual website for six Flags uh,

0:32:59.680 --> 0:33:03.520
<v Speaker 1>six Flags Great America. It says here, uh, we introduce

0:33:03.840 --> 0:33:07.360
<v Speaker 1>season dining passes. Because food at six Flags Great America

0:33:07.440 --> 0:33:10.680
<v Speaker 1>is not always inexpensive. You could easily spend twenty dollars

0:33:10.720 --> 0:33:12.920
<v Speaker 1>per person every time he was at the park. A

0:33:13.080 --> 0:33:16.280
<v Speaker 1>season dining pass makes eating at the park almost more

0:33:16.400 --> 0:33:20.920
<v Speaker 1>affordable than eating at home. And so here here it

0:33:21.000 --> 0:33:25.280
<v Speaker 1>is by Originally this was two hundred nine dollars, but

0:33:25.440 --> 0:33:27.880
<v Speaker 1>now they've lowered it because the year is almost over.

0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:31.680
<v Speaker 1>So it's eighty nine dollars. You buy Deluxe Dining Pass

0:33:32.600 --> 0:33:35.960
<v Speaker 1>and you get free upgrade to exclusive Premium benefits. The

0:33:35.960 --> 0:33:40.000
<v Speaker 1>better it's lunch, dinner, and a snack each visit. Free

0:33:40.320 --> 0:33:45.240
<v Speaker 1>Premium upgrade lets you eat at every six Flags theme park.

0:33:46.000 --> 0:33:49.840
<v Speaker 1>Free Premium upgrade includes a free season drink bottle. So yeah,

0:33:49.840 --> 0:33:52.960
<v Speaker 1>so you get to drink and you get the two

0:33:52.960 --> 0:33:57.600
<v Speaker 1>meals and a snack on this one for ninety dollars.

0:33:57.600 --> 0:33:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Now it was two hundred nine dollars. The other one

0:34:00.040 --> 0:34:03.720
<v Speaker 1>is up to like a hundred ninety dollars, but you

0:34:03.760 --> 0:34:06.160
<v Speaker 1>get lunch and a snack. So the guy must be

0:34:06.160 --> 0:34:11.920
<v Speaker 1>doing de luxe thing. But still two years what kind

0:34:11.920 --> 0:34:13.680
<v Speaker 1>I've not been to six Flags? What kind of food

0:34:13.719 --> 0:34:18.360
<v Speaker 1>do they just? I imagine it's the same standard standard

0:34:18.680 --> 0:34:22.880
<v Speaker 1>carnival food that you would get, which you're talking about

0:34:22.960 --> 0:34:27.680
<v Speaker 1>your what we just mentioned that, the pretzels, the nachos,

0:34:27.880 --> 0:34:30.000
<v Speaker 1>that kind of thing. Yeah, I don't know that's a

0:34:30.000 --> 0:34:34.120
<v Speaker 1>good question. I haven't been. I haven't been to I

0:34:34.120 --> 0:34:39.400
<v Speaker 1>haven't been to an amusement park or carnival probably in

0:34:39.440 --> 0:34:43.440
<v Speaker 1>a good fifteen twenty years. They have a wide I'm

0:34:43.480 --> 0:34:46.839
<v Speaker 1>looking here at the meal plan. If I'm looking at

0:34:46.840 --> 0:34:49.719
<v Speaker 1>the right one, this has a good selection. There's big

0:34:49.800 --> 0:34:54.280
<v Speaker 1>lose Italian beef. Uh. This must be a different six

0:34:54.280 --> 0:34:56.480
<v Speaker 1>Flags because but this is this, This is on the

0:34:56.520 --> 0:35:01.040
<v Speaker 1>six Flags website. It says here they have claim Jumper,

0:35:01.520 --> 0:35:05.320
<v Speaker 1>which is a chain hasn't done well recently. There's a

0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:10.440
<v Speaker 1>Moose Burger Lodge barbecue brisket sliders. I feel like we're

0:35:10.480 --> 0:35:12.520
<v Speaker 1>doing this thing we did a couple of weeks ago

0:35:12.600 --> 0:35:16.840
<v Speaker 1>with our friend Alfa Alieno Piner. They have big barbecue

0:35:16.840 --> 0:35:20.799
<v Speaker 1>brisket sliders, cole slaw and waffle fries. What else do

0:35:20.840 --> 0:35:25.840
<v Speaker 1>we have? Let's see macho nacho, Nice nacho nachos with steak,

0:35:26.360 --> 0:35:31.600
<v Speaker 1>two dollar upgrade chicken strip meal. Johnny Rockets is their

0:35:32.200 --> 0:35:35.160
<v Speaker 1>great American dog house, Mac and cheese, hot dog and fries.

0:35:36.080 --> 0:35:40.160
<v Speaker 1>Primo's Pizzeria. That's there. You can get cheese, pizza, slice

0:35:40.400 --> 0:35:45.960
<v Speaker 1>and fries, garlic knots or salad. I'm fasting right now,

0:35:46.000 --> 0:35:48.480
<v Speaker 1>so all this sounds really good. This is right in

0:35:48.520 --> 0:35:51.680
<v Speaker 1>my wheelhouse. If you like that giant Carnival turkey leg,

0:35:51.719 --> 0:35:54.919
<v Speaker 1>they have that blue ribbon, you can get that as well. Guest,

0:35:55.280 --> 0:35:59.280
<v Speaker 1>that's on the on the rundown. Uh, there's some decent

0:35:59.320 --> 0:36:03.440
<v Speaker 1>stuff here. I could do that. That's not that the

0:36:03.480 --> 0:36:09.600
<v Speaker 1>guy's complaining foods unhealthy. Yeah, you know it's one man's

0:36:09.680 --> 0:36:13.720
<v Speaker 1>unhealthy is another man's healthy. Yeah. Just adding more steps

0:36:13.719 --> 0:36:16.560
<v Speaker 1>into your day and um, you know, work out a

0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:20.279
<v Speaker 1>little bit harder. Well. The good thing about that is

0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:23.080
<v Speaker 1>that an amusement parks you get a lot of steps.

0:36:23.080 --> 0:36:26.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I go to Disneyland usually once a year

0:36:26.040 --> 0:36:29.520
<v Speaker 1>because my wife loves Disneyland and I can figure out

0:36:29.520 --> 0:36:31.160
<v Speaker 1>a way to get there for not that much once

0:36:31.160 --> 0:36:34.759
<v Speaker 1>a year. So I go once a year. And it's awesome. Man.

0:36:34.840 --> 0:36:37.440
<v Speaker 1>We we started like eight in the morning, and they're

0:36:37.480 --> 0:36:40.239
<v Speaker 1>there until our legs fall off, and you get so

0:36:40.280 --> 0:36:42.680
<v Speaker 1>many steps. And the great thing about going to an

0:36:42.680 --> 0:36:44.680
<v Speaker 1>amusement park early, No one wants to get there early.

0:36:45.200 --> 0:36:47.160
<v Speaker 1>You get on any ride you want if you get

0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:49.880
<v Speaker 1>there at the crack of non and and then you

0:36:49.920 --> 0:36:54.480
<v Speaker 1>beat the rush hour. The way to do it, all right,

0:36:54.480 --> 0:36:56.759
<v Speaker 1>I think that's enough, guest gon, Yes, and we reached

0:36:56.800 --> 0:36:59.520
<v Speaker 1>the end of the road on the Saturday podcast. All right,

0:37:00.239 --> 0:37:03.320
<v Speaker 1>very good. We'll have the mailbag on Sunday. How exciting

0:37:03.400 --> 0:37:05.880
<v Speaker 1>is that you're gonna be on the mailbag on Sunday Gascon?

0:37:06.000 --> 0:37:10.920
<v Speaker 1>You might, I might. Uh yeah, Well we'll talk about

0:37:10.960 --> 0:37:13.879
<v Speaker 1>this because, uh well there's lots of things to talk

0:37:13.920 --> 0:37:17.040
<v Speaker 1>about with Benny versus the Penny too. Yes, that's right,

0:37:17.080 --> 0:37:19.120
<v Speaker 1>Benny versus the Penny, which was on Friday, this of

0:37:19.160 --> 0:37:22.920
<v Speaker 1>course being on Saturday. Anyway, have a wonderful rest of

0:37:23.000 --> 0:37:25.800
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0:37:25.880 --> 0:37:29.120
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0:37:29.200 --> 0:37:32.200
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0:37:32.560 --> 0:37:34.960
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0:37:35.040 --> 0:37:38.560
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0:37:38.640 --> 0:37:41.000
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