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Speaker 1: Second date Update. I'm pretty excited about today's second date
Speaker 1: update because from reading the description of the date on
Speaker 1: the email that we got, it sounds like we're going
Speaker 1: to be doing a second date update with one of
Speaker 1: the members of the Three Stooges or all three of
Speaker 1: the Stooges slip on a banana pill. It kind of
Speaker 1: sounds like that Tiffany, who is on the phone with
Speaker 1: us right now, wants to do a second date update today.
Speaker 1: She wants to call a guy named Eric. But the
Speaker 1: description of your date, Tiffany, in your email, sounds like
Speaker 1: you had one of the worst experiences ever or one
Speaker 1: of the most hilarious if you like slapstick comedy. Oh well, thanks,
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. I will we actually, beside
Speaker 1: of a couple of little incidents, I thought had an
Speaker 1: amazing time. Yeah, why don't you? Why don't you just
Speaker 1: kind of like run through the string of events that
Speaker 1: you documented in your email. I don't want everybody to
Speaker 1: hear it. Well, first of all, I was really excited
Speaker 1: to go out with Eric, and we decided to meet
Speaker 1: at a bar for a happy hour, and I ended
Speaker 1: up just like traffic was terrible, and so I think
Speaker 1: I was about twenty minutes late. So I got there
Speaker 1: and I was so apologetic. I felt so bad. And
Speaker 1: then I was trying to tell him the story of
Speaker 1: what had happened, and I used my hands a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I accidentally hit myself in the nose and gave
Speaker 1: myself a bloody nose. That's hilarious, That's what I mean
Speaker 1: by it sounds like an episode of the Three Stooges
Speaker 1: or something. You're just like poking each other in the
Speaker 1: eyes and giving yourself a bloody nose. Did you run
Speaker 1: to the bathroom? No? Well, because at first he noticed
Speaker 1: and I didn't notice. Oh no, So you hit yourself
Speaker 1: in the nose and you're still talking to him, and
Speaker 1: then he just started to see blood trickle down your
Speaker 1: upper last. Well, because like it just wasn't like it
Speaker 1: wasn't like a lot of first, and then I used
Speaker 1: to get bloody noses all the time when I was
Speaker 1: a kid. So he I thought he was gonna like
Speaker 1: spit out his water, and I was like, what is
Speaker 1: going on with you? And He's like, your nose is bleeding,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, oh my god, I have
Speaker 1: a bloody nose. I didn't know what to do. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to take like a napkin because it was
Speaker 1: like a cloth napkin, so I just held my hand
Speaker 1: under my nose. But I wanted to finish the story.
Speaker 1: What you just stay on the table. Yeah, you continued
Speaker 1: telling the story with the bloody nose and then be like,
Speaker 1: I'll be back in a minute. I like it was bleeding,
Speaker 1: but like I was just getting to the good heart,
Speaker 1: and I figured I'll just take care of it in
Speaker 1: a second. I would have been humiliated if I got
Speaker 1: a bloody nose on a first date. I know. I
Speaker 1: just I feel so dumb, like one of my seven
Speaker 1: like talking with my hands like that and myself a
Speaker 1: bloody nose. You have hand dye coordination. But it was
Speaker 1: an accident. Well I understand that. But there's a lot
Speaker 1: of things that I've done in my life that are
Speaker 1: accidents that are really embarrassed. See did you punch yourself
Speaker 1: in the nose? Often just put like, if I ever
Speaker 1: need to make myself sneeze, you punch yourself in the nose.
Speaker 1: If you would need to make yourself sneeze partic, yeah,
Speaker 1: that will make you sneeze. Okay, I had no idea.
Speaker 1: That is strange. So I'm guessing that eventually you cleaned
Speaker 1: up your nose and got back on track. Right. Can
Speaker 1: we continue to talk and laugh for like over an
Speaker 1: hour and then it was like kind of go home,
Speaker 1: and he walked me to my cars. Yeah, And so
Speaker 1: I thought like, okay, I just figured he was going
Speaker 1: to try and kiss me maybe, I mean, and he didn't.
Speaker 1: The bloody nose wasn't there anymore at this point, right,
Speaker 1: it was all cleaned up. Yeah, so he didn't go
Speaker 1: in for a kiss. No, how did you guys? Endo? Everything?
Speaker 1: What's the last thing? But then I forgot to tell
Speaker 1: you I did feel bad about like the bloody nose
Speaker 1: and being late. So I'm like, I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 1: feel like we had fun, and I'm like I really
Speaker 1: want to do this again. I go, I'll make it
Speaker 1: up to you and I'll pay the next time we
Speaker 1: go out. What did he say to that? He was
Speaker 1: He just was like yeah, but like it was kind
Speaker 1: of like a yeah. Where Like then I got home
Speaker 1: and I called my friend Amy, and I'm like, what
Speaker 1: do you think this? Yeah, sounds like he couldn't figure
Speaker 1: it out either, like is it a yeah, like he's
Speaker 1: just tired but he was into it, or if like
Speaker 1: he was trying to be cool, or if he's not
Speaker 1: into it at all, So well, it's probably a yeah
Speaker 1: that he's not really into it because he hasn't been
Speaker 1: calling you back, right, Yeah, I've texted him twice since then,
Speaker 1: and the second time I sent a text that said
Speaker 1: remember I'm paying with like a link face yeah, and nothing.
Speaker 1: He didn't respond to that. Like, I realized this was
Speaker 1: probably not a perfect day for Eric, and a lot
Speaker 1: of that was my fault. But I think in between
Speaker 1: those like really embarrassing moments, but like we had a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. He seemed to be having a good time.
Speaker 1: He talked a lot, he laughed a lot, and just
Speaker 1: I want a second chance, you know, like a movie. Okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll play a song, come back call him, and
Speaker 1: then get your second date update. All right, Okay, thanks, okay,
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Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. Second, Tiffany is on the phone
Speaker 1: with us, and today she wants to call a guy
Speaker 1: named Eric. Eric and her had a lovely first date
Speaker 1: at a bar where she physically assaulted herself at the
Speaker 1: table and gave herself a bloody nose. I guess Tiffany
Speaker 1: was talking with her hands and actually smacked herself in
Speaker 1: the nose and then got a bloody nose. Tiffany, are
Speaker 1: you about ready to call Eric? Yeah? You really like
Speaker 1: this guy? Are you going to be sad if he
Speaker 1: says something mean? I mean, besides those couple of incidents,
Speaker 1: I thought we had a lot of fun and conversation
Speaker 1: was good and all right. So there's really nothing that
Speaker 1: you can think of it, I mean, other than punching
Speaker 1: yourself in the nose. Everything seemed to go very well.
Speaker 1: I don't maybe he's one of those guys that gets
Speaker 1: mad like if you're more than two seconds later or something.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right, because you did show up about
Speaker 1: twenty minutes late. All right, Well, I'm gonna dial the
Speaker 1: phone of it right now. See we can get him
Speaker 1: on the phone and get your second day and update. Okay, okay, think, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, Brohi, can I speak to Eric? Please? Yes? Eric?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Gad Man, I don't really, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna buy anything or whatever. No, I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: sell you anything. I just need like five minutes of
Speaker 1: your time. Whoa, I mean kind of back. See if
Speaker 1: I can get them to invest in some life insurance,
Speaker 1: let me buy some door to door meat. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not interested in anything. Okay, No, you're going to be
Speaker 1: interested in this. I promise no, I'm not a telemarketer.
Speaker 1: I actually want to help you out with something. Look, man,
Speaker 1: I don't need help. I'm fine. I'm not I promise
Speaker 1: you don't hang up. Hey are you still there? Eric? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm still here. Okay. This is Jewel from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show, and I'm
Speaker 1: not calling to sell you anything. I'm calling you because
Speaker 1: I got an email about you from one of our listeners. What. Yeah, Now,
Speaker 1: are you a little interested in what I have to
Speaker 1: talk about? I mean not really, but what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? You recently went on a date with a
Speaker 1: girl named Tiffany. Right. How do you know that? Because
Speaker 1: Tiffany emailed me and asked me if I get you
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out why you're not calling
Speaker 1: her back. She works for the radio station No She
Speaker 1: listens to the radio show and asked if we could
Speaker 1: call you to find out if she did something wrong
Speaker 1: on your date because she would like to see you again.
Speaker 1: So she's wondering why you're not getting back to her.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if I want to talk
Speaker 1: about that stuff on the radio or whatever it is
Speaker 1: there anything emailed you, She'll tell you whatever she wants.
Speaker 1: I don't really feel comfortable. Yeah, but she doesn't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, unless it's something that is your personal life
Speaker 1: and embarrassing about you. I can understand you're not sharing that.
Speaker 1: But is there anything I can tell her just to
Speaker 1: give her some sort of advice. I mean, like, talk
Speaker 1: to her about it and you'll you'll get a sense
Speaker 1: of why no one's going to win another date with her. Well,
Speaker 1: I talked to her about your date. She told us
Speaker 1: about it. She said there was an awkward moment where
Speaker 1: she accidentally hit herself with the nose and her nose
Speaker 1: started bleeding. Yeah, yeah, that was one of many incredible
Speaker 1: moments of the day. Yeah, incredible, But yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think you mean incredible like an actual good thing, right, No,
Speaker 1: I mean it is like the most starcraffic. I appreciate
Speaker 1: you staying on the phone with me for a few minutes.
Speaker 1: If your date was that bad, don't you think it'd
Speaker 1: be nice to give her some advice so that in
Speaker 1: the future when she goes out with people it isn't
Speaker 1: as painful as an experience as it sounds like it was.
Speaker 1: She's just the weirdest person that I've ever got in
Speaker 1: her day. Do you ever meet one of those people
Speaker 1: that just blows everything up into like the biggest possible deal, Like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, the traffic was the absolute worst. Everything
Speaker 1: is un their lines. Yeah, everything is in caps, flock,
Speaker 1: everything is exclamation points. She was like, the traffic was
Speaker 1: the absolute worst traffic I've ever been in. Might take
Speaker 1: me York traffic can take I'll let a traffic can
Speaker 1: take the Mexico City traffic or whatever. She said, and
Speaker 1: had some all together. That's the traffic. I was just
Speaker 1: knew the readers and it's like there's no way to
Speaker 1: possibly believe that. That's what it seems like. You didn't
Speaker 1: even give her a chance though. I mean, if you're
Speaker 1: talking about she just obviously felt bad about the traffic
Speaker 1: and was trying to make up for it, I see
Speaker 1: a point, But it was with everything. It wasn't just
Speaker 1: the traffic. It was every single element of our date,
Speaker 1: every story, every like reading up the menu, you know, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, they have margarita's here. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I love margaritas, but I wanted to be the best margarita.
Speaker 1: And then margarita comes and it wasn't just like take
Speaker 1: a step and like this is pretty good, you want
Speaker 1: to try it. It's like, oh my god, this margarita
Speaker 1: is amazing. Like there's the four I've definitely been around
Speaker 1: those type of people. I know exactly the type of
Speaker 1: person you're explaining. You just turn you're not a fair table,
Speaker 1: but you just hear them from the other side of
Speaker 1: the God, this is the most amazing, life changing margarita
Speaker 1: you've ever had. Eric alright, shaman on the top of
Speaker 1: the hill to taste the salt on the rim of
Speaker 1: the drink. I tried it, and it was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's Margarita. Yes, we talked to her a little bit, Eric,
Speaker 1: and I didn't get that vibe from her at all. Really. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She described the date is like one of the best
Speaker 1: dates she'd ever been on, and Eric was the greatest
Speaker 1: guy she'd ever met. That's true. But she kept telling
Speaker 1: she had a bloody nose, and like staying at the
Speaker 1: table and kept telling her story and looked like and
Speaker 1: then I'm just sitting there and be like, you know,
Speaker 1: do you need something, you need that naskin or whatever.
Speaker 1: And she's just like, oh my god, you're the greatest guy.
Speaker 1: You're just the greatest guy. I like blood coming out
Speaker 1: of your nose. You're like, no, I'm not the greatest guy.
Speaker 1: I'm just a human. And I noticed somebody else with
Speaker 1: a bloody nose, and I thought he might give them
Speaker 1: something to wipe it up with. Hey, Eric, I really
Speaker 1: appreciate you giving us a little bit information on your date. Man,
Speaker 1: that's that's awesome. So yeah, I mean, I'm exhausted now
Speaker 1: as I was after the date that was the most
Speaker 1: like a marathon or like three marathons, or like the
Speaker 1: longest marathon in the history of the world. Eric, I
Speaker 1: should also let you know that Tiffany is actually on
Speaker 1: the other line listening to this conversation. What, oh hi, Eric,
Speaker 1: does really mean? I don't know why if you were
Speaker 1: having such a bad time. First of all that you
Speaker 1: say that'sind of all, you were laughing and having a
Speaker 1: good time and telling stories too. And third of all,
Speaker 1: that really was the best Margarita of my life. Just
Speaker 1: drink because I was going out of my mind, because
Speaker 1: I'm not all bitter and like margaritas, who cares. I
Speaker 1: was going out of my mind and I was just
Speaker 1: praying that the next drink you was that. It's that
Speaker 1: Marguerita actually was the greatest marguerite in the world. Then
Speaker 1: by default the next drink could not be as amazing.
Speaker 1: It was even better, of course it could. It's probably
Speaker 1: from the same back. That's all they do it, right.
Speaker 1: Why why are you gonna be so mean? Right? You're
Speaker 1: telling me that you didn't have any fun at all
Speaker 1: with Tiffany. She sounds like a fun girl, thank you.
Speaker 1: I mean, like in the like fleeting moments where they
Speaker 1: were just like alone. Yeah, it's great, but you it's
Speaker 1: like you, I'm sorry, You're just like you take everything
Speaker 1: and make it into the biggest possible thing, and it's exhausting.
Speaker 1: I can't it's too much. It was not the speed
Speaker 1: that I that I go at. Okay, So then just
Speaker 1: because apparently I'm too much for everybody, what speed you
Speaker 1: go at? Like? What would you have wanted? Just a
Speaker 1: normal conversation. I just want to have a normal conversation, Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have to like everything that we're
Speaker 1: talking about or everything that's been experienced is the greatest
Speaker 1: thing in the world or the worst thing in the world.
Speaker 1: I just want to have a calm, just regular, normal conversations.
Speaker 1: That sounds like the most boring date of all time.
Speaker 1: Sorry you had such a terrible time. You didn't seem
Speaker 1: like it, and I'm sorry. I was trying to have
Speaker 1: a good time, to make everything fun and nice. That's
Speaker 1: a horrible thing to do when you're dating. I forgot.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I mean it's the most horrible thing
Speaker 1: you could do. Eric, not be need right now? Come on, Hey, Eric,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with Tiffany. We'll pay for a second date. Well, I'm good,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, sure, no, I respectfully declined. Okay, Well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say that I regret even asking them to ask
Speaker 1: about a second date, and I would rather punch myself
Speaker 1: in the nose. I felt my whole head blat out.
Speaker 1: I think you know what that is? A second date update. First,
Speaker 1: We've had a lot of interesting endings to these things,
Speaker 1: but never somebody wanting to just beat their face until
Speaker 1: they weren't alive anymore. It's broken Jubil in the morning.