WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Bloody Nose

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<v Speaker 1>Second date Update. I'm pretty excited about today's second date

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<v Speaker 1>update because from reading the description of the date on

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<v Speaker 1>the email that we got, it sounds like we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to be doing a second date update with one of

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<v Speaker 1>the members of the Three Stooges or all three of

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<v Speaker 1>the Stooges slip on a banana pill. It kind of

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like that Tiffany, who is on the phone with

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<v Speaker 1>us right now, wants to do a second date update today.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants to call a guy named Eric. But the

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<v Speaker 1>description of your date, Tiffany, in your email, sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>you had one of the worst experiences ever or one

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<v Speaker 1>of the most hilarious if you like slapstick comedy. Oh well, thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I don't know. I will we actually, beside

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<v Speaker 1>of a couple of little incidents, I thought had an

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<v Speaker 1>amazing time. Yeah, why don't you? Why don't you just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like run through the string of events that

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<v Speaker 1>you documented in your email. I don't want everybody to

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<v Speaker 1>hear it. Well, first of all, I was really excited

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with Eric, and we decided to meet

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<v Speaker 1>at a bar for a happy hour, and I ended

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<v Speaker 1>up just like traffic was terrible, and so I think

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<v Speaker 1>I was about twenty minutes late. So I got there

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<v Speaker 1>and I was so apologetic. I felt so bad. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I was trying to tell him the story of

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<v Speaker 1>what had happened, and I used my hands a lot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I accidentally hit myself in the nose and gave

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<v Speaker 1>myself a bloody nose. That's hilarious, That's what I mean

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<v Speaker 1>by it sounds like an episode of the Three Stooges

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<v Speaker 1>or something. You're just like poking each other in the

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<v Speaker 1>eyes and giving yourself a bloody nose. Did you run

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<v Speaker 1>to the bathroom? No? Well, because at first he noticed

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't notice. Oh no, So you hit yourself

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<v Speaker 1>in the nose and you're still talking to him, and

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<v Speaker 1>then he just started to see blood trickle down your

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<v Speaker 1>upper last. Well, because like it just wasn't like it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't like a lot of first, and then I used

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<v Speaker 1>to get bloody noses all the time when I was

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<v Speaker 1>a kid. So he I thought he was gonna like

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<v Speaker 1>spit out his water, and I was like, what is

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<v Speaker 1>going on with you? And He's like, your nose is bleeding,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I was like, oh my god, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a bloody nose. I didn't know what to do. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to take like a napkin because it was

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<v Speaker 1>like a cloth napkin, so I just held my hand

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<v Speaker 1>under my nose. But I wanted to finish the story.

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<v Speaker 1>What you just stay on the table. Yeah, you continued

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<v Speaker 1>telling the story with the bloody nose and then be like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be back in a minute. I like it was bleeding,

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<v Speaker 1>but like I was just getting to the good heart,

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<v Speaker 1>and I figured I'll just take care of it in

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<v Speaker 1>a second. I would have been humiliated if I got

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<v Speaker 1>a bloody nose on a first date. I know. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I feel so dumb, like one of my seven

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<v Speaker 1>like talking with my hands like that and myself a

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<v Speaker 1>bloody nose. You have hand dye coordination. But it was

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<v Speaker 1>an accident. Well I understand that. But there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of things that I've done in my life that are

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<v Speaker 1>accidents that are really embarrassed. See did you punch yourself

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<v Speaker 1>in the nose? Often just put like, if I ever

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<v Speaker 1>need to make myself sneeze, you punch yourself in the nose.

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<v Speaker 1>If you would need to make yourself sneeze partic, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that will make you sneeze. Okay, I had no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>That is strange. So I'm guessing that eventually you cleaned

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<v Speaker 1>up your nose and got back on track. Right. Can

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<v Speaker 1>we continue to talk and laugh for like over an

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<v Speaker 1>hour and then it was like kind of go home,

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<v Speaker 1>and he walked me to my cars. Yeah, And so

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<v Speaker 1>I thought like, okay, I just figured he was going

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<v Speaker 1>to try and kiss me maybe, I mean, and he didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>The bloody nose wasn't there anymore at this point, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it was all cleaned up. Yeah, so he didn't go

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<v Speaker 1>in for a kiss. No, how did you guys? Endo? Everything?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the last thing? But then I forgot to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you I did feel bad about like the bloody nose

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<v Speaker 1>and being late. So I'm like, I'm so sorry. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like we had fun, and I'm like I really

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<v Speaker 1>want to do this again. I go, I'll make it

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<v Speaker 1>up to you and I'll pay the next time we

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<v Speaker 1>go out. What did he say to that? He was

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<v Speaker 1>He just was like yeah, but like it was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like a yeah. Where Like then I got home

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<v Speaker 1>and I called my friend Amy, and I'm like, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you think this? Yeah, sounds like he couldn't figure

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<v Speaker 1>it out either, like is it a yeah, like he's

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<v Speaker 1>just tired but he was into it, or if like

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<v Speaker 1>he was trying to be cool, or if he's not

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<v Speaker 1>into it at all, So well, it's probably a yeah

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<v Speaker 1>that he's not really into it because he hasn't been

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<v Speaker 1>calling you back, right, Yeah, I've texted him twice since then,

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<v Speaker 1>and the second time I sent a text that said

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<v Speaker 1>remember I'm paying with like a link face yeah, and nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't respond to that. Like, I realized this was

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<v Speaker 1>probably not a perfect day for Eric, and a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of that was my fault. But I think in between

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<v Speaker 1>those like really embarrassing moments, but like we had a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of fun. He seemed to be having a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>He talked a lot, he laughed a lot, and just

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<v Speaker 1>I want a second chance, you know, like a movie. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well we'll play a song, come back call him, and

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<v Speaker 1>then get your second date update. All right, Okay, thanks, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on brooking jubil in the morning. Second date update?

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<v Speaker 1>Cool now? To win a one thousand dollar cash Create

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<v Speaker 1>one eight sixty six moving ninety two five. It's brooking

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<v Speaker 1>jubil in the morning. Second, Tiffany is on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>with us, and today she wants to call a guy

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<v Speaker 1>named Eric. Eric and her had a lovely first date

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<v Speaker 1>at a bar where she physically assaulted herself at the

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<v Speaker 1>table and gave herself a bloody nose. I guess Tiffany

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<v Speaker 1>was talking with her hands and actually smacked herself in

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<v Speaker 1>the nose and then got a bloody nose. Tiffany, are

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<v Speaker 1>you about ready to call Eric? Yeah? You really like

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<v Speaker 1>this guy? Are you going to be sad if he

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<v Speaker 1>says something mean? I mean, besides those couple of incidents,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we had a lot of fun and conversation

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<v Speaker 1>was good and all right. So there's really nothing that

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<v Speaker 1>you can think of it, I mean, other than punching

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<v Speaker 1>yourself in the nose. Everything seemed to go very well.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't maybe he's one of those guys that gets

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<v Speaker 1>mad like if you're more than two seconds later or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's right, because you did show up about

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<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes late. All right, Well, I'm gonna dial the

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<v Speaker 1>phone of it right now. See we can get him

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and get your second day and update. Okay, okay, think, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go, Brohi, can I speak to Eric? Please? Yes? Eric?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. Gad Man, I don't really, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna buy anything or whatever. No, I'm not trying to

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<v Speaker 1>sell you anything. I just need like five minutes of

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<v Speaker 1>your time. Whoa, I mean kind of back. See if

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<v Speaker 1>I can get them to invest in some life insurance,

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<v Speaker 1>let me buy some door to door meat. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not interested in anything. Okay, No, you're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>interested in this. I promise no, I'm not a telemarketer.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually want to help you out with something. Look, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need help. I'm fine. I'm not I promise

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<v Speaker 1>you don't hang up. Hey are you still there? Eric? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still here. Okay. This is Jewel from Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not calling to sell you anything. I'm calling you because

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<v Speaker 1>I got an email about you from one of our listeners. What. Yeah, Now,

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<v Speaker 1>are you a little interested in what I have to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about? I mean not really, but what are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? You recently went on a date with a

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<v Speaker 1>girl named Tiffany. Right. How do you know that? Because

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<v Speaker 1>Tiffany emailed me and asked me if I get you

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and find out why you're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>her back. She works for the radio station No She

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<v Speaker 1>listens to the radio show and asked if we could

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<v Speaker 1>call you to find out if she did something wrong

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<v Speaker 1>on your date because she would like to see you again.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's wondering why you're not getting back to her.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know if I want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about that stuff on the radio or whatever it is

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<v Speaker 1>there anything emailed you, She'll tell you whatever she wants.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really feel comfortable. Yeah, but she doesn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, unless it's something that is your personal life

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<v Speaker 1>and embarrassing about you. I can understand you're not sharing that.

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<v Speaker 1>But is there anything I can tell her just to

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<v Speaker 1>give her some sort of advice. I mean, like, talk

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<v Speaker 1>to her about it and you'll you'll get a sense

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<v Speaker 1>of why no one's going to win another date with her. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I talked to her about your date. She told us

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<v Speaker 1>about it. She said there was an awkward moment where

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<v Speaker 1>she accidentally hit herself with the nose and her nose

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<v Speaker 1>started bleeding. Yeah, yeah, that was one of many incredible

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<v Speaker 1>moments of the day. Yeah, incredible, But yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think you mean incredible like an actual good thing, right, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it is like the most starcraffic. I appreciate

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<v Speaker 1>you staying on the phone with me for a few minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>If your date was that bad, don't you think it'd

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<v Speaker 1>be nice to give her some advice so that in

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<v Speaker 1>the future when she goes out with people it isn't

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<v Speaker 1>as painful as an experience as it sounds like it was.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just the weirdest person that I've ever got in

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<v Speaker 1>her day. Do you ever meet one of those people

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<v Speaker 1>that just blows everything up into like the biggest possible deal, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, the traffic was the absolute worst. Everything

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<v Speaker 1>is un their lines. Yeah, everything is in caps, flock,

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<v Speaker 1>everything is exclamation points. She was like, the traffic was

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<v Speaker 1>the absolute worst traffic I've ever been in. Might take

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<v Speaker 1>me York traffic can take I'll let a traffic can

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<v Speaker 1>take the Mexico City traffic or whatever. She said, and

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<v Speaker 1>had some all together. That's the traffic. I was just

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<v Speaker 1>knew the readers and it's like there's no way to

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<v Speaker 1>possibly believe that. That's what it seems like. You didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even give her a chance though. I mean, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about she just obviously felt bad about the traffic

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<v Speaker 1>and was trying to make up for it, I see

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<v Speaker 1>a point, But it was with everything. It wasn't just

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<v Speaker 1>the traffic. It was every single element of our date,

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<v Speaker 1>every story, every like reading up the menu, you know, like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, they have margarita's here. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I love margaritas, but I wanted to be the best margarita.

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<v Speaker 1>And then margarita comes and it wasn't just like take

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<v Speaker 1>a step and like this is pretty good, you want

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<v Speaker 1>to try it. It's like, oh my god, this margarita

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<v Speaker 1>is amazing. Like there's the four I've definitely been around

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<v Speaker 1>those type of people. I know exactly the type of

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<v Speaker 1>person you're explaining. You just turn you're not a fair table,

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<v Speaker 1>but you just hear them from the other side of

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<v Speaker 1>the God, this is the most amazing, life changing margarita

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<v Speaker 1>you've ever had. Eric alright, shaman on the top of

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<v Speaker 1>the hill to taste the salt on the rim of

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<v Speaker 1>the drink. I tried it, and it was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Margarita. Yes, we talked to her a little bit, Eric,

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't get that vibe from her at all. Really. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>She described the date is like one of the best

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<v Speaker 1>dates she'd ever been on, and Eric was the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>guy she'd ever met. That's true. But she kept telling

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<v Speaker 1>she had a bloody nose, and like staying at the

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<v Speaker 1>table and kept telling her story and looked like and

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm just sitting there and be like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>do you need something, you need that naskin or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's just like, oh my god, you're the greatest guy.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just the greatest guy. I like blood coming out

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<v Speaker 1>of your nose. You're like, no, I'm not the greatest guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just a human. And I noticed somebody else with

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<v Speaker 1>a bloody nose, and I thought he might give them

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<v Speaker 1>something to wipe it up with. Hey, Eric, I really

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate you giving us a little bit information on your date. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's awesome. So yeah, I mean, I'm exhausted now

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<v Speaker 1>as I was after the date that was the most

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<v Speaker 1>like a marathon or like three marathons, or like the

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<v Speaker 1>longest marathon in the history of the world. Eric, I

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<v Speaker 1>should also let you know that Tiffany is actually on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening to this conversation. What, oh hi, Eric,

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<v Speaker 1>does really mean? I don't know why if you were

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<v Speaker 1>having such a bad time. First of all that you

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<v Speaker 1>say that'sind of all, you were laughing and having a

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<v Speaker 1>good time and telling stories too. And third of all,

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<v Speaker 1>that really was the best Margarita of my life. Just

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<v Speaker 1>drink because I was going out of my mind, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not all bitter and like margaritas, who cares. I

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<v Speaker 1>was going out of my mind and I was just

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<v Speaker 1>praying that the next drink you was that. It's that

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<v Speaker 1>Marguerita actually was the greatest marguerite in the world. Then

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<v Speaker 1>by default the next drink could not be as amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was even better, of course it could. It's probably

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<v Speaker 1>from the same back. That's all they do it, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Why why are you gonna be so mean? Right? You're

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<v Speaker 1>telling me that you didn't have any fun at all

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<v Speaker 1>with Tiffany. She sounds like a fun girl, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like in the like fleeting moments where they

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<v Speaker 1>were just like alone. Yeah, it's great, but you it's

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<v Speaker 1>like you, I'm sorry, You're just like you take everything

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<v Speaker 1>and make it into the biggest possible thing, and it's exhausting.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't it's too much. It was not the speed

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<v Speaker 1>that I that I go at. Okay, So then just

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<v Speaker 1>because apparently I'm too much for everybody, what speed you

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<v Speaker 1>go at? Like? What would you have wanted? Just a

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<v Speaker 1>normal conversation. I just want to have a normal conversation, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to have to like everything that we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about or everything that's been experienced is the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>thing in the world or the worst thing in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to have a calm, just regular, normal conversations.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds like the most boring date of all time.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry you had such a terrible time. You didn't seem

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<v Speaker 1>like it, and I'm sorry. I was trying to have

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<v Speaker 1>a good time, to make everything fun and nice. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a horrible thing to do when you're dating. I forgot.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I mean it's the most horrible thing

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<v Speaker 1>you could do. Eric, not be need right now? Come on, Hey, Eric,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with Tiffany. We'll pay for a second date. Well, I'm good,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay, sure, no, I respectfully declined. Okay, Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say that I regret even asking them to ask

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<v Speaker 1>about a second date, and I would rather punch myself

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<v Speaker 1>in the nose. I felt my whole head blat out.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you know what that is? A second date update. First,

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<v Speaker 1>We've had a lot of interesting endings to these things,

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<v Speaker 1>but never somebody wanting to just beat their face until

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<v Speaker 1>they weren't alive anymore. It's broken Jubil in the morning.