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Speaker 1: Second date Update. I'm pretty excited about today's second date

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Speaker 1: update because from reading the description of the date on

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Speaker 1: the email that we got, it sounds like we're going

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Speaker 1: the members of the Three Stooges or all three of

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Speaker 1: sounds like that Tiffany, who is on the phone with

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Speaker 1: She wants to call a guy named Eric. But the

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Speaker 1: description of your date, Tiffany, in your email, sounds like

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Speaker 1: of the most hilarious if you like slapstick comedy. Oh well, thanks,

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Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. I will we actually, beside

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Speaker 1: hear it. Well, first of all, I was really excited

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Speaker 1: hang on brooking jubil in the morning. Second date update?

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Speaker 1: Cool now? To win a one thousand dollar cash Create

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Speaker 1: here we go, Brohi, can I speak to Eric? Please? Yes? Eric?

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Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. Gad Man, I don't really, I'm not

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Speaker 1: not interested in anything. Okay, No, you're going to be

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Speaker 1: interested in this. I promise no, I'm not a telemarketer.

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Speaker 1: oh my god, they have margarita's here. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I love margaritas, but I wanted to be the best margarita.

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Speaker 1: And she's just like, oh my god, you're the greatest guy.

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Speaker 1: appreciate you giving us a little bit information on your date. Man,

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Speaker 1: the other line listening to this conversation. What, oh hi, Eric,

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Speaker 1: that really was the best Margarita of my life. Just

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Speaker 1: I'm not all bitter and like margaritas, who cares. I

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Speaker 1: Marguerita actually was the greatest marguerite in the world. Then

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Speaker 1: It was even better, of course it could. It's probably

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Speaker 1: from the same back. That's all they do it, right.

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Speaker 1: Why why are you gonna be so mean? Right? You're

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Speaker 1: I mean, like in the like fleeting moments where they

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Speaker 1: I don't want to have to like everything that we're

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Speaker 1: I just want to have a calm, just regular, normal conversations.

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Speaker 1: That sounds like the most boring date of all time.

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Speaker 1: Sorry you had such a terrible time. You didn't seem

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Speaker 1: a horrible thing to do when you're dating. I forgot.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I mean it's the most horrible thing

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Speaker 1: you could do. Eric, not be need right now? Come on, Hey, Eric,

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Speaker 1: would you like to go out on a second date

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Speaker 1: with Tiffany. We'll pay for a second date. Well, I'm good,

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, sure, no, I respectfully declined. Okay, Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: I think you know what that is? A second date update. First,

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Speaker 1: We've had a lot of interesting endings to these things,

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Speaker 1: they weren't alive anymore. It's broken Jubil in the morning.