Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Speaker 1: Bobby bo So Cinema text um at a mouth issue
Speaker 1: and I had to go to a little little surgery yesterday.
Speaker 1: My mouth's still pretty sore. So if you couldn't hear
Speaker 1: me really commit to some real O type words today.
Speaker 1: That's why I could get my mouth all the way open.
Speaker 1: But I get to say I showed up. That's all
Speaker 1: it's about. Showing up. Gave you a A A plus effort
Speaker 1: B minus level performance. But here I am. I text
Speaker 1: the guys last night, Mike and Scuba because we're on
Speaker 1: like the group thread of Hey, where the guys running
Speaker 1: the show? I go, Hey, it's just to me. I
Speaker 1: don't think I come one, come borrow and Scuba is like, bro,
Speaker 1: why don't you just take the day off? No probib.
Speaker 1: I can do it. I promise to I could come
Speaker 1: in and do the whole show. I feel just good.
Speaker 1: I'm still like messed up too. It's like, yeah, why
Speaker 1: don't you hit me in the morning and let me know.
Speaker 1: No good, But they'll probably you. I'll be there and
Speaker 1: you know what, guess who was here? That's right and
Speaker 1: right here it sucks so that that's what stopped by.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send that doctor like it. It's a dentist,
Speaker 1: actually an indodonist, which I realized because I walked in.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about that. I said, what's a difference.
Speaker 1: I guess I should know that before I come here.
Speaker 1: So what's the difference in an indodonist and a dentist?
Speaker 1: Do you guys know? No? No, My learning is an
Speaker 1: inddonist does root canals, specializes in root canals. And so
Speaker 1: I go in, super cool, dude, pretty young. I like it.
Speaker 1: I like young dentist and doctors. Now. I don't think
Speaker 1: I used to like it, but I do now because
Speaker 1: that means they know technology and they Back in the
Speaker 1: day you didn't want a young one because technology hadn't
Speaker 1: changed that much, and you're like this guy hadn't done
Speaker 1: much medicine. This little dougie fella doesn't know much. But
Speaker 1: now I go in and I'm like, man, I'm riting
Speaker 1: for like a fifteen year old that like learned how
Speaker 1: to be a doctor on TikTok because they know everything
Speaker 1: new quick fishing. But he's probably like thirty two thirty
Speaker 1: three walked in. He goes all right, let's take a
Speaker 1: look at it. There's all X ray thing. You put
Speaker 1: your head in. He goes around your head. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering if they're really gathering my thoughts or
Speaker 1: if they're doing an X ray in my tooth. Oh exactly.
Speaker 1: So I finished, and he goes, ah, we didn't didn't
Speaker 1: see anything good in there. And I went and where
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, sorry, sorry, your tooth. I mean, uhh,
Speaker 1: I think they are on my brain guys. And so
Speaker 1: we look and he goes, okay, I can see where
Speaker 1: this looks like a fracture. I see where this. He said,
Speaker 1: this is dead in here, something that was dead in
Speaker 1: my tooth. And I was like, what is it? And
Speaker 1: he pulled out a squirrel. It's a dead squirrel on
Speaker 1: my tooth from back in my It was crazy. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So he had to go and he did some They
Speaker 1: numb me, die down needle gas gas wasn't kicking in,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, turn up the percentage, turn up the percentage.
Speaker 1: Clear they put the thing on my kitchen shocked me,
Speaker 1: and so they turn up the percentage is very dramatic.
Speaker 1: They did turn out the percentage of because the gas
Speaker 1: doesn't work on me very well. You would think it
Speaker 1: would really just I'd sit down and go and then
Speaker 1: just be drunk because I don't drink. I don't do drugs,
Speaker 1: so you would think my body would just anything go,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't. And so I was like, guys, they're
Speaker 1: about to go having with needles. And I saw the
Speaker 1: needles creeping in downnuh donnah, and I'm like, turn up
Speaker 1: the gad donnut, donnut. That took my hand and I
Speaker 1: stopped them. I grabbed their wrist. I stopped the wrist
Speaker 1: and I took them You don't put it next to
Speaker 1: their throats? Did you want this? Then turn the gas up?
Speaker 1: So they turned the gas up. It's actually not dramatic
Speaker 1: at all, and for the most part it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: But they had to paup me pretty good. Top left side.
Speaker 1: You know that incisor that sharp tooth you have over
Speaker 1: there on the left side. Everybody do with their tongue.
Speaker 1: It's the two teeth beside that, and my gums have
Speaker 1: kind of I forget the word, I'm gonna use the
Speaker 1: word deterioration on the top. So that's why it was
Speaker 1: so so sensitive into the nerve, and the tooth had
Speaker 1: some sort of crack or something inside of it so
Speaker 1: that you go up and drill it all out. It
Speaker 1: really wasn't that painful as it was happening, because now
Speaker 1: they kind of know how to numb it and rock it.
Speaker 1: The numbing hurt because they gasped me, but you still
Speaker 1: felt the needle. And I can always tell when the
Speaker 1: gas is kicking in because the song by Charlie Pooth
Speaker 1: was on and that song that goes, tell me y'all,
Speaker 1: look at the light switch? How's that go, tear me
Speaker 1: like a light switch. Yeah, we both kind of sucked
Speaker 1: at that one. Dude, again, you tear me on like
Speaker 1: a light switch. Okay, I heard that better. And it
Speaker 1: went from you telled me on like a light switch
Speaker 1: too to me and I'm like, oh, I'm going I
Speaker 1: can feel it going. But as soon as that needle
Speaker 1: like hit my gum, he telled me on, look at
Speaker 1: light switch, it all went away. It was like being undrunk.
Speaker 1: Do you ever get on drunk? Guys, if you were
Speaker 1: drunk and when something crazy happens, yeah, you feel like
Speaker 1: you do, but I think you're still drunk. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you just kind of sober up real quickly. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: that's what I thought was happening to me. It was like, whoo,
Speaker 1: had it all back? And so then it hurt for
Speaker 1: a second, and then I faded back out and clear
Speaker 1: we lost him, We lost him. Weep, he's back, all right?
Speaker 1: Wake up? And then I woke up and it's it
Speaker 1: hurts pretty bad today, and it's worse today than it
Speaker 1: did yesterday at all. When home, my lip was numb
Speaker 1: pretty much until after I went to sleep, which doesn't
Speaker 1: always happen. If I go to the dinnist sometimes it
Speaker 1: gets it's feeling back a few hours later. The guy
Speaker 1: did a great job. I think it's just very, very
Speaker 1: very sort today. But I have these prescription like advil.
Speaker 1: I'd be profen. They are a little bigger, and I
Speaker 1: have like an antibiotic to make sure I don't get
Speaker 1: an infection. And I'm here and we're rocking, and you
Speaker 1: know this should like I say, they should do a
Speaker 1: Disney movie about this day. I showed up when most
Speaker 1: people didn't think I would, so feel free. They start
Speaker 1: writing it if you guys want to get the movie business.
Speaker 1: So what did they do? They remove that pulpe like
Speaker 1: your doctor was no bro, I had no idea. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know. They just found a dead squirrel and
Speaker 1: that was it may have been a squirrel, could have
Speaker 1: been a raccoon. Oh, I've been dead for a long time.
Speaker 1: Do you composed even? But he said it was really
Speaker 1: it was dead in there. Yeah, maybe he's talk Mama.
Speaker 1: It's dead in there, man, this thing hasn't And I
Speaker 1: was so out of it. Maybe point on my chest,
Speaker 1: what amy? Oh? I don't know. Of course, everything medical
Speaker 1: in my mind goes back to an episode of Grey's Anatomy,
Speaker 1: because that's I'm watching right now, and this guy was
Speaker 1: having a pain in his back. In your case, it's
Speaker 1: your mouth. But when they did some X rays they
Speaker 1: found teeny teeny tiny little skeleton and it's his twin brother.
Speaker 1: When he was in utero. He absorbed him and he's
Speaker 1: kind of been he was just born. And so I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, does Bobby have a teeny tiny little
Speaker 1: sibling in his mouth? They got absorbed, and like this
Speaker 1: is a miracle, and like you could be your science
Speaker 1: right now. There's a story literally out this morning about
Speaker 1: a girl has two belly buttons and she was like,
Speaker 1: why do have two belly buttons? And she absorbed her twin.
Speaker 1: What dad is crazy. I'm sure doctors were like, this
Speaker 1: is amazing. I can't believe I'm being able to get
Speaker 1: to witness this. Well, my friend I had absorbed his
Speaker 1: twin as well in the womb, and so you know,
Speaker 1: when he did sales and so he always felt like
Speaker 1: his strength. He also like worked at a farm, ran
Speaker 1: a farm and beats right, yeah, beats yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: I well, I mean I've only heard you talk about it,
Speaker 1: worked a favorite company. Yeah, but he absorbed his twin.
Speaker 1: I just want to say this about that bit that's
Speaker 1: starting to be a thing that now on TikTok where
Speaker 1: people to create those I've been doing that bit for
Speaker 1: ten years, yeah, mostly because I didn't have friends, and
Speaker 1: I was creating stories from friends and literal friends the
Speaker 1: TV show. But now it's like, oh yeah, my friend,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, wait, I've been doing this bit forever.
Speaker 1: I did want to TikTok about my friend who's getting married,
Speaker 1: and I was talking about you can't the day before
Speaker 1: your wedding, I have one last hurrah, especially not your
Speaker 1: wedding morning. I told my idiot friend who went sky
Speaker 1: diving the morning of his wedding and he jumped out
Speaker 1: of a plane. He was like, I gotta have one
Speaker 1: more and he landed in the tree and hung from
Speaker 1: the tree and finally cut himself down. Found the tomato
Speaker 1: truck got picked up up. Jest my uncle Jesse. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: full house. Yeah. And then at the end on my TikTok,
Speaker 1: there's just a little subtle call back to that show.
Speaker 1: I was like, listen, everybody has a different opinions. You
Speaker 1: say potato, I say potato. But if you remember at
Speaker 1: the ceremony they sing as they're stalling, you say potato.
Speaker 1: I say potato, potato, and they that was a part
Speaker 1: of the episode two. I remember that part. I've been
Speaker 1: doing that for ten years. So I'm good. I'll be
Speaker 1: one hundred percent tomorrow. I'll battle back. I'll go through
Speaker 1: some some rehab today. What's the rehab look like? No idea? Okay,
Speaker 1: stretching his mouth. I stretch my mouth anyway. So that's there.
Speaker 1: I do also want to mention, if you're watching this,
Speaker 1: there's if sometimes you will see and the cameras are
Speaker 1: far away from my face bakes, and my lips wall
Speaker 1: and my gums heard, and I just feel ugly and so.
Speaker 1: But sometimes you'll see when I'm sitting at the desk
Speaker 1: at work, I put my hand in my shirt like this,
Speaker 1: and people say, hey, what do you do with you?
Speaker 1: I have really bad stomach issues, like I've talked about iba,
Speaker 1: and if my stomach is killing me, the only way
Speaker 1: I can get it to just not stabbed me as
Speaker 1: by putting my hand like underneath my rib cage. And
Speaker 1: so if you ever see me, because I've seen a
Speaker 1: couple of questions about it, take my hand and like
Speaker 1: put it under my shirt and push a little bit.
Speaker 1: That's me because my stomach is just screaming at me,
Speaker 1: begging for forgiveness. But that's what's up. Do you ever
Speaker 1: notice that? I, yeah, I have noticed you do that,
Speaker 1: and I don't know. Yeah, curious, But usually it's under
Speaker 1: the desk, and that desk height was kind of meant
Speaker 1: to cover that, if I'm being honest, whenever I built it,
Speaker 1: and I moved the chair down a little bit. But
Speaker 1: I take my middle finger and I push it in
Speaker 1: under my rib and if my stomach gets really bad,
Speaker 1: that is what gives me relief for a little bit.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, the more the more you know, Thank you
Speaker 1: a couple of things I want to mention here that
Speaker 1: we didn't get too on the show. Leslie Jordan died
Speaker 1: in a car crash. Now, I didn't know Leslie Jordan.
Speaker 1: A lot of my friends here in Nashville didn't know him,
Speaker 1: and I know he performed at the Opery sum but
Speaker 1: I never got a chance to meet him. But my
Speaker 1: ends that knew him loved him. He was sixty seven
Speaker 1: years old. He was the short, older guy who was
Speaker 1: on Will and Grace, but he kind of blew up
Speaker 1: on social media. Does the boy knew who Leslie Jordan is? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You okay? But yeah, he died in a car crash.
Speaker 1: They think, from what I've read as he had a
Speaker 1: medical episode while driving, a crash into a building, which sucks.
Speaker 1: It sucks anyway, but a medical emergency and then crashed
Speaker 1: his car because of what happened while he was driving.
Speaker 1: That is really scary. I hate that for his family,
Speaker 1: I hate that for him, I hate that for his friends.
Speaker 1: Rest in peace, Leslie Jordan. That is really tragic and unfortunate.
Speaker 1: Children who play video games are more intelligent than their peers,
Speaker 1: a study suggests, And I thought about sending this to
Speaker 1: my wife, but she'll go, you're not a children. It
Speaker 1: doesn't work for adults, at least not in this story.
Speaker 1: Researchers at the University of Vermont looked at two thousand
Speaker 1: and nine to ten year olds, About seven hundred play
Speaker 1: video games more than three hours a day. The rest
Speaker 1: did not. Results showed that gamers had better memory and
Speaker 1: attention spans than their peers, also improved impulse control. And
Speaker 1: all this is written a paper saying two to three
Speaker 1: hours is just right for kids, so three to four
Speaker 1: for adults. Yeah, it's from the Daily Mail. Such a
Speaker 1: long time. I got Tiger Woods Golf, and I played
Speaker 1: a little bit and my character because I know sometimes
Speaker 1: my wife will walk out while I'm playing, and I
Speaker 1: built my character look like me, and so I built
Speaker 1: I built him six one. I thought I'm building him
Speaker 1: six to two, but I built him six one. I know,
Speaker 1: I get a little crap about that. She's because she'll
Speaker 1: be like, well, do you have the right shoes on
Speaker 1: for on him to be six one? And I'll be like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? She goes, well, let's be honest,
Speaker 1: you really get that six one when you were just
Speaker 1: the right shoes and so, but he's six one. He
Speaker 1: looks like me. It's pretty good. We just made the
Speaker 1: PGA Tour. We won the Oh congrats man, we got
Speaker 1: through top five Q School. Now we finished top twenty
Speaker 1: in the corn Ferry Tour and so now we're on
Speaker 1: the PGA Tour. Wow, that's awesome. Is live on there
Speaker 1: as well? Not yet? Okay, they haven't come in. The
Speaker 1: Saudi money, the Saudi oil money hasn't come into the
Speaker 1: video game yet. Study on two thirds of all online
Speaker 1: reviews are negative. You know, I would have thought maybe
Speaker 1: three fourths because it is a mean place reviews online
Speaker 1: or just a place where people go to express their sadness,
Speaker 1: and sometimes people show their sadness by being evil or
Speaker 1: being mean, just so they can be heard. A survey
Speaker 1: of two thousand adults to leave comments on social media
Speaker 1: or websites about a business, product, or experience found they
Speaker 1: leave an average of thirty six reviews a year, but
Speaker 1: twenty four of those will be negative. And Scuba Are
Speaker 1: you near by Scooba? Steve? Yeah, I'm right here. Can
Speaker 1: I talk to you for a second on microphone? And
Speaker 1: then off microphone obviously too. Yeah, So I was talking
Speaker 1: about this and then on the bottom of this, I
Speaker 1: think because Scuba, thank you. It's a weird thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this must be a different two stories. This note
Speaker 1: from Scuba here is on this story. Did he put
Speaker 1: that on the story? Scooba, you have a TV show?
Speaker 1: I did a pitch to me. Yes, yeah I do. Okay,
Speaker 1: not on the air though, yes, soft Air. Is it
Speaker 1: about negative reviews? Yes, I have had for a while.
Speaker 1: It's kind of just that makes kind of just catapulting, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I might as just say something about it now. Oh
Speaker 1: so you confront the people that let the negative review.
Speaker 1: But they've done that show a few times. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: kind of boring. It is not boring. I think it's
Speaker 1: I think it's awesome. People just almost die, even knock
Speaker 1: on someone's door, you track them down. What show is that?
Speaker 1: That sounds awesome. They've done a couple of them, at
Speaker 1: least on like TikTok. They've had some viral stuff on
Speaker 1: the internet where people go and track down there social media,
Speaker 1: people like go to the front door. That's cool. It's
Speaker 1: just like I would is that what the show is scooped?
Speaker 1: By any chance? No? I mean there's the elements of that,
Speaker 1: but but it's got a different side to it and it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like it anything, don't say anything else. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: then lunchbox will claimed to have created it exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I did just help you. You didn't help
Speaker 1: me with anything. And also that that already exists lunchbox,
Speaker 1: you didn't help them. Yeah all right, okay, oh good luck.
Speaker 1: Let's just say already invented it. Let's just say there's
Speaker 1: a pet kanger on the loose in Indiana County and
Speaker 1: get him warm the car up, boys, go get him
Speaker 1: warm the car up. Feel a full of gas about
Speaker 1: to go kick a kangaroo's But that's funny. Pet kangaroos
Speaker 1: on the loose in Indiana, kangaroo being kept. I can
Speaker 1: have a pet kangaroo. Who knew? I can have a
Speaker 1: pet kangaroo. I can have a pet kangaroo. It said,
Speaker 1: that's legal. No, I don't think you'd qualify because they
Speaker 1: would know how often you talk about beating one up? No, sport,
Speaker 1: that's what I talk about? Sport? What's boxing sports? Sport?
Speaker 1: What if Eddie and I decided we wanted a box,
Speaker 1: is that me treating Eddie badly? Any can make that
Speaker 1: decision for himself. The kangaroo cannot And if you always
Speaker 1: talked about beating me up, Oh, I want to beat
Speaker 1: Eddie up. I could totally beat Eddie up, and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden you were gonna adopt me. They'd
Speaker 1: be like, you can't have Eddie, Like you're just gonna
Speaker 1: do them up. Yeah, this not make sense. You make
Speaker 1: a good point there, Eddie, thank you, But we could
Speaker 1: just my my real last name is not bone. So
Speaker 1: this is all the work of fiction anyway, It's all
Speaker 1: done under a false pretense. I'm a character right now,
Speaker 1: A good point. I mean, he's a character, your honor.
Speaker 1: I'm a character. I'm actually British. Let's hear it. No,
Speaker 1: I won't reveal my true self here. Can you look
Speaker 1: at ship of Kangaroo's legal in Tennessee? Oh, in Tennessee,
Speaker 1: I don't know a kangaroo being kept as a pet
Speaker 1: by man in indiana's out. They're searching all over in Indiana.
Speaker 1: You can get a permit for one. What about Tennessee?
Speaker 1: Can you get a permit to box one on your
Speaker 1: own property if you own the kangaroo and the property,
Speaker 1: and can you put it on pay per view? That's
Speaker 1: from Fox fifty nine. I would only fight at once
Speaker 1: to establish dominance in the show. You guys, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna treat that like the best kangaroo it's ever had. Okay,
Speaker 1: you'd be best friends like Rocky and Apollo. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: go out solve a crime together. Bones in the Roof
Speaker 1: coll me that in a good Buddy Coop movie, Bones
Speaker 1: in the Sound School. Yeah. He'd probably get his own book,
Speaker 1: Yeah he would. I got an idea for a second
Speaker 1: kids book we were talking about. It's a really good idea.
Speaker 1: It's about confronting people that put me in comments on
Speaker 1: social media. But I send Stanley to do it, and
Speaker 1: we make him sleep right by their door and he
Speaker 1: snores roll out and keeps him up all night long. U.
Speaker 1: I do have an idea for second kids book that's
Speaker 1: gonna be really good. But the issue is is that
Speaker 1: I got in a fight with my book publisher and
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to do it with them,
Speaker 1: And so now we're like, who want to do the
Speaker 1: book with? Because we I own all of it, the idea,
Speaker 1: the characters, to draw, everything, So it's who am I
Speaker 1: gonna do with? What am I gonna do? But it's
Speaker 1: a really good book about m M. We can talk
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, why'd you get in a fight with
Speaker 1: your book? You want to set up a meeting with me.
Speaker 1: The reason I got into a fight with my book
Speaker 1: publisher is because I signed thirteen fourteen thousand books, which
Speaker 1: no one's ever done that before, to go, hey, I'll
Speaker 1: sign every everything, and they did. They didn't do a
Speaker 1: whole lot of promotion other than just let me do
Speaker 1: that because they knew that alone would make it make
Speaker 1: the best seller list. And so I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: I'm freaking gave you my left arm in many hours
Speaker 1: and what happened here would like show me what you
Speaker 1: guys did and fair and not fair? Um, And I
Speaker 1: don't really have those conversations often, but I was just
Speaker 1: so frustrated. And they had offered me a like three
Speaker 1: book deal. Honestly, they were like, hey, let's do three
Speaker 1: more books, and I said, okay, but I want more
Speaker 1: ownership of it, or I want to have my own
Speaker 1: imprint to do my own books and bring on other
Speaker 1: positive kids books. And they were like, hmm, we don't
Speaker 1: know about that. I said, okay, deuces, there you go.
Speaker 1: That's the inside story. Okay, Well we can talk about
Speaker 1: it if you want to, Who's we Lunchbox will be
Speaker 1: the new publisher. I'll offer you an imprint. Do you
Speaker 1: know how much it costs to publish a book? A lot?
Speaker 1: I mean no, no no, no, First start with do you
Speaker 1: know what a publisher does? Yeah, he puts the book together.
Speaker 1: M yeah, basically like binds it together. No, you gotta
Speaker 1: make sure edits and things like that. Nothing else out
Speaker 1: there exists. You gotta get material. You gotta do all that.
Speaker 1: The publisher actually pays for the paper, the book, the distribution.
Speaker 1: That's fine, we'll do that. So you have the upfront
Speaker 1: cost for that. Yeah, okay, it probably costs million bucks.
Speaker 1: That's fine. What do you mean That's fine, we'll get
Speaker 1: it back on the back end. He's literally doodling on
Speaker 1: a pin and paper right now, like he's building a business. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just like chicken scratch. There's nothing on there. What
Speaker 1: are you doodling? Because I notice you're doing I'm not
Speaker 1: in the same room with him right now, but I'm
Speaker 1: looking on camera. I notice you're doodling. What you're writing? No,
Speaker 1: there's nothing, it's abb do list for later. Google what
Speaker 1: a publisher does. Anyway, if you like, we can talk.
Speaker 1: I would not like to talk about that. I'll talk
Speaker 1: to about other stuff, but not well the book. They
Speaker 1: also say this too. They also were not super receptive
Speaker 1: to be donating all the money to the to the
Speaker 1: dog shelter, lest none of their business. Exactly why would
Speaker 1: they care what you do with the money you get
Speaker 1: from it? From what has been translated back to me
Speaker 1: was they didn't love it, and they didn't like me
Speaker 1: saying it. I don't know, I don't know. Wow. So
Speaker 1: they didn't love that because it wasn't like a bunch
Speaker 1: of money was made doing this book, and especially that
Speaker 1: I'm donating. And it's also like songwriting checks, you don't
Speaker 1: get the money for seven eight months, I haven't seen
Speaker 1: anything from the sales of the books. But whenever the
Speaker 1: checks do come in for the first year, I'm we're
Speaker 1: gonna give it all to wags and walks where we
Speaker 1: got eller and who we work with and volunteer for
Speaker 1: and um so. But yeah, for some reason, that wasn't
Speaker 1: warmly received, so was never put in any of the
Speaker 1: press stuff. So I don't know, I don't know what
Speaker 1: the deal is. Who knows. I couldn't. I didn't alter
Speaker 1: them my books to them. The first two were excellent.
Speaker 1: There's a different department you do children's book with like
Speaker 1: different people. And then I asked for like a hundred
Speaker 1: of them the other day, like free ones, and they
Speaker 1: were like, yeah, I can't come to you. I was
Speaker 1: like to put there for a charity. I need to
Speaker 1: put them in. They're like, we can't do that. It
Speaker 1: wouldn't give you one hundred books exactly. Well, we would
Speaker 1: have no problem giving you a hundred for a read
Speaker 1: a couple of reasons. One, if they give them to me,
Speaker 1: they can then write it off because it's a charity deal. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then two, I've done all the promotion for this book.
Speaker 1: And so that's the frustrated part there. I know you
Speaker 1: guys a hearing stuff. You probably wouldn't hear if I
Speaker 1: wasn't on ten pain pills right now, or I guess
Speaker 1: no pain deal. That's good point more anybody else? What
Speaker 1: else you got to tell us? No pain pills? But
Speaker 1: I'm on antibiotic and a steroid that pat where you
Speaker 1: have to eat six of them at a time. I
Speaker 1: just had sick the whole top six line. I thought
Speaker 1: you were looking bigger. Yeah, I just don't want to
Speaker 1: get checked. Yeah, I'm still trying to make more, still
Speaker 1: trying to rage. Yeah, I wouldn't tackle that. That word
Speaker 1: combo a lot aim. Oh well, that's a difficult one
Speaker 1: for me. That's for sure. Is this morning Amy tried
Speaker 1: to say Zilker Park about eight times. No, I might
Speaker 1: get It wasn't just Zilker Park. It was the train
Speaker 1: rain that's called the Zilker like eagle or something. I
Speaker 1: don't know how, I don't know it, Like you said
Speaker 1: at this morning, I need to know the word park,
Speaker 1: Zilker eagle. Okay, why I was trying to just say
Speaker 1: that due to a delay, the Zulker Eagle. Now, when
Speaker 1: I really think about it, it's it's like when I
Speaker 1: get a chance to really really think about it. But
Speaker 1: sometimes under pressure, some words don't roll off my tongue easily.
Speaker 1: I feel you you may have had your whole life
Speaker 1: what I have now, which is jaw issues or tongue issues. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think mys just a wr and other you know,
Speaker 1: random worse wood wine wait, wait, wuestion. It's not a
Speaker 1: full blown speech impediment obviously, but it's something ever it's yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe like one eighth blown um so that's
Speaker 1: what we love you. That coach Shane Biemer, the head
Speaker 1: coach South Carolina football, was on twenty five Whistles yesterday.
Speaker 1: What a dude. I mean, I didn't know coach Beamer
Speaker 1: at all, but he's young guys in his forties and
Speaker 1: South kind of football team is gonna be really good.
Speaker 1: They beat Texas A and M. And I was like,
Speaker 1: after a big win, like, what do you do? Like
Speaker 1: as a person, normal person? You finished, like, how do
Speaker 1: you in the world? You go to sleep that night?
Speaker 1: This is what he said. Game ends, talk to the team,
Speaker 1: and I go down the hall and I'll do the
Speaker 1: post game for US conference. And it's late before you
Speaker 1: get home. And it was close to one am, one
Speaker 1: thirty before I before I got in got to the house,
Speaker 1: and I stayed up for I don't know an hour
Speaker 1: or two when I got home the other night and
Speaker 1: tried to go to sleep because you are mostly worn
Speaker 1: out and spin. But then it's wake right back up
Speaker 1: on Sunday morning and back in the office Sunday morning
Speaker 1: and right back to work. I gotta say for that
Speaker 1: guy to come on our show, that was pretty pumped
Speaker 1: because a lot of the coaches are scared to come
Speaker 1: on the show because they don't know what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: asking because I'm not like traditional sports guy. The coach
Speaker 1: Biemer was like, let's go. I was like, you ever,
Speaker 1: just like get so excited to peel a little bit
Speaker 1: on the sideline. And he's like, I've never been asked
Speaker 1: that question. But he was awesome. And then I tweeted
Speaker 1: day coach biemers on the show. I think we're best
Speaker 1: friends now, and he's like, we are best friends, come
Speaker 1: to a game, let's go. So it's really cool. So
Speaker 1: check out twenty five whistles with coach Shane Biemer. I
Speaker 1: just I really liked him. I don't know. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: wish I would like them less so I could root
Speaker 1: harder against them. But I think I'm now a South
Speaker 1: Carolina football fan. I think they're number three on my list. Now,
Speaker 1: what about you, Eddie? Number three? No? I mean, after
Speaker 1: seeing coach Biemer, were you like I like that guy? Oh? Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I don't have a college team, so yeah, I'm a game. No, no,
Speaker 1: you have a college team. All the Arkansas stuff you
Speaker 1: wear and all the free stuff you get, you have
Speaker 1: a college team. I mean, it's so funny. I wear.
Speaker 1: It's so much that there are dads in my son's
Speaker 1: baseball team that think I'm Arkansas, like an Arkansas fan.
Speaker 1: So every Saturday they're like, hey, big game this week,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, Like I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. I'm a Cowboys fan, now, yeah
Speaker 1: you are? How about damn boyees? Oh my gosh, we'll
Speaker 1: work on that. Em boyees. How you do it? Booting boys?
Speaker 1: You don't have to say it. So anyway, Cowboys they
Speaker 1: want again. And that's it. Check out the interview Coach
Speaker 1: Beamer on twenty five Whistles. That episode went up yesterday. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see what else do we have here. There's a
Speaker 1: gaming bed going on sale in the UK compte, complete
Speaker 1: with the built in TV storage for consoles and LED lights.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's Eddie. I need your five dollars. Stop
Speaker 1: avoiding me. I mean, I'm literally gonna give you five dollars.
Speaker 1: And it's just like, throw it in the trash because
Speaker 1: I can't win a game on that thing. But you
Speaker 1: agreed to play the season I have, and I played
Speaker 1: a game last night and I lost again. I have.
Speaker 1: I can't win a game, so basically, take the money
Speaker 1: and throw it down the toilet. Wine not make your
Speaker 1: team better on NBA two K, do what I told you.
Speaker 1: I'm trying. I'm trying. I just can't. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: So are you? Are you quit? I don't think I
Speaker 1: know how to play nineties basketball. I think that's the problem.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to play the nineties style basketball
Speaker 1: like what we're doing in that league. You just don't
Speaker 1: shoot threes every second. That's my thing, though. I shoot threes. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: then get a three point shooter like I did. I
Speaker 1: got Dell Curry. You won't miss. They're very slim to none,
Speaker 1: like the amount of three point shooters on that game. Amy.
Speaker 1: We play NBA two K, and so there's six of us,
Speaker 1: including our internet friend Andrew, who came in and said
Speaker 1: it on the show and play and you have a
Speaker 1: month to play your season. It's twenty games, twenty one games,
Speaker 1: and so you have thirty one days to play your
Speaker 1: twenty one games. The game takes like half an hour,
Speaker 1: and everybody puts in five bucks, and whomever wins at
Speaker 1: the end wins all the money. It's thirty bucks, and
Speaker 1: so Eddie won't pay so I'm to sit here. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to send out the goons to whack a kneecap. Oh, Stanley,
Speaker 1: he's gonna have to sit outside my front door and
Speaker 1: snore and wake you up. Here's the thing, though, Amy like, so,
Speaker 1: you play the computer to get to the playoffs, and
Speaker 1: usually that's the easy part. You just win games against computer.
Speaker 1: I can't win against the computer, so I'm not going
Speaker 1: to make the playoffs. Well, you'll get everything. You don't
Speaker 1: play get simmed as at the end of the month.
Speaker 1: So that's probably your best chance to make the playoffs.
Speaker 1: Just simm it, simmit what happened. But you have to practice, buddy, okay,
Speaker 1: and I'll vend me you five. And you have to
Speaker 1: trade off your draft picks for the next couple of
Speaker 1: years to get good players years. Oh yeah, it keeps going.
Speaker 1: That's what I did. I traded all my draft picks
Speaker 1: except for this year and next year. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get shack on them. Trying to Yeah, draft Shack next
Speaker 1: year or Christian later. I got a good feeling about him,
Speaker 1: and we're playing all we started in nineteen ninety one,
Speaker 1: all the players in nineteen ninety one, So Michael Jordan's
Speaker 1: one of the players there all those games. You can't
Speaker 1: have my cane, Well you can trade for him, you
Speaker 1: just couldn't get the bulls. Jesse James Decker went home
Speaker 1: last night of Dancing with the Stars. Oh, I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. I've not watched a single episode at Disney.
Speaker 1: Plus I did see, and this is on me, that
Speaker 1: she had text And I texted with her a little
Speaker 1: bit before she was doing the show, and then I
Speaker 1: changed my number and she only has my other number,
Speaker 1: and so I would see like three or four message
Speaker 1: from her over days like hey, what how's this or
Speaker 1: would you and I'd be like and I text back, sorry,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen this in a few days. Just I'm
Speaker 1: using another phone now. And so I really didn't help
Speaker 1: her out at all except telling her a few things.
Speaker 1: But I never like openly said, hey vote for Jesse,
Speaker 1: which is on me. But I never saw it until
Speaker 1: it was too late. I guess I could just remember,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. But she's gone. She's a pretty good dancer,
Speaker 1: though I think she's had had a little dance training,
Speaker 1: not the ballroom they try to get to on that show.
Speaker 1: Like I've never had announce a ballroom training, but they've
Speaker 1: had all this other dance training. Not her. But I
Speaker 1: will be like, I've only ever danced three times at
Speaker 1: a wedding and two school events. And there's there's a difference.
Speaker 1: You learn dance because it's pretty it's not exactly the same,
Speaker 1: but it's pretty close. I didn't line dancing, remember at
Speaker 1: Electric Cowboy. Not No, not just that, Eddie. My senior
Speaker 1: year in junior in college. Nos, maybe sophomore year in college,
Speaker 1: I took a line dancing classes. To me, girls, that's it.
Speaker 1: And I only ever danced one old lady. That was
Speaker 1: the only girl, some old lady, non traditional student. I've
Speaker 1: she was good, she's fine, hit passion, and she had
Speaker 1: a need to feel the thunder hash hands a leather,
Speaker 1: just a lating them from the sky. Jesse jam Secker
Speaker 1: went home, Can we have a kangaroo in Tennessee? Mike?
Speaker 1: You can? Wow? Oh? How do I get that permit? Wait?
Speaker 1: That's just the permit, dude, Hey, Eddie, every great journey
Speaker 1: starts with a single step or translated. If you want
Speaker 1: a kangaroo, you got to get a permit first. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's how do I get the permit? You're gonna apply
Speaker 1: for one. How do I do have to apply? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a need of the link. I'm applying for a
Speaker 1: permit to get a kangaroo. Boom. You need to help
Speaker 1: getting a kangaroo. My uncle he kind of does that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff. That kind of stuff though, sounds like
Speaker 1: it's not good stuff. You can also own an ostrich,
Speaker 1: a camel, a giraffe, or a lama. A giraffe, a lama.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine the people drop it by this house.
Speaker 1: I got a draft walking around looking over the Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't stop in king get a giraffe. I don't want
Speaker 1: to fight. They got a big height advantage on me.
Speaker 1: He'll kick your assers. Yeah. When they do the reach
Speaker 1: and the graphic before the fight, they're like, giraffe reach
Speaker 1: neck thirteen feet, Bobby's neck seven inches. Wait, what that's funny.
Speaker 1: Actor Matthew Perry admits he spent over nine million bucks
Speaker 1: trying to get sober. Matthew Paris come clean about getting
Speaker 1: cleaned his new memoir, Our Friends, Lovers and the Big
Speaker 1: Terrible Thing comes out number first, He reveals Jennifer Aniston
Speaker 1: was the one who reached out the most. He confirmed
Speaker 1: taking methadone xanex and consuming a four court of vodka
Speaker 1: a day in addition to fifty in a day a day.
Speaker 1: I thought that was, like, you're gonna say a year
Speaker 1: or his life, and this is while doing Friends are
Speaker 1: All after well. So one of the stories I read
Speaker 1: because I got into it because I'm very interested in
Speaker 1: friends in general, was he said that the episode after
Speaker 1: him and Monica got married, as soon as they finished
Speaker 1: shooting it, he got in a car and it took
Speaker 1: him right to rehab. Dang. It just also shows you
Speaker 1: don't you never know what somebody's going through. They may
Speaker 1: look like the top of the world and they're really struggling,
Speaker 1: or they may look like they're struggling and actually they
Speaker 1: got it all, you know, put together for them. So
Speaker 1: you just never ever ever know, because if you just
Speaker 1: saw the show, you think, may here's this guy, young guy,
Speaker 1: a lot of money, living life, loving it, but really
Speaker 1: was struggling big time. Yeah, apparently you said whenever you
Speaker 1: had a goatee on the show is when he was
Speaker 1: like the worst on pills was a gotee hiding something
Speaker 1: or as a gote just because of bad decisions. Because
Speaker 1: of that, I think it represents that time, like he
Speaker 1: can probably look back because that was the time. It's
Speaker 1: really bad. Yeah, you can look back at my gotee
Speaker 1: years two and they weren't dead, you know, thinking back
Speaker 1: mine too. Yeah, I mean, honestly, and I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: I was just it was just a bad decision. Wasn't
Speaker 1: the same kind of decision or nearly as tragic or
Speaker 1: hard as his. But when I had my got, I
Speaker 1: was just idiot, I think, because you know why I
Speaker 1: grew a goatee started with that bad decision. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then then I would grow the musty actually have
Speaker 1: a little lines down, and I'd shove out the mental
Speaker 1: part of the chin. And do you ever have a
Speaker 1: soul patch? Um? I having in the last couple years,
Speaker 1: just the bestl Caitlin like if I grew my beard
Speaker 1: out and I would leave it, and she'd be like,
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm not I'm not hanging. It's gross and
Speaker 1: I can't look at you like that. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: do you mean. I'll be like, hey, baby, what do
Speaker 1: you mean? Look at a rock style and it's just gross.
Speaker 1: It is gross. It's hard for me to look at
Speaker 1: myself in the mirror. So When I would do that,
Speaker 1: I'd tear all the mirrors down in the house. I'd
Speaker 1: really commit to the bit, throw all the mirrors away,
Speaker 1: and then just walk around with a soul patch. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think we're getting pretty close to being done here.
Speaker 1: Let me rock a couple of voice mails from you guys.
Speaker 1: This is Mark and Naples, Florida voicemail number one. Just
Speaker 1: listening to the comments about helicopter. As a helicopter pilot,
Speaker 1: I could tell you, Ray, moving it was just completely
Speaker 1: off track. Helicopters are far more safe if you lose
Speaker 1: an engine than airplanes are. You can land in somebody's backyard,
Speaker 1: and a helicopter they have this thing called auto rotate. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Fra Moonboo doesn't know what he's talking about. Hey, Ray,
Speaker 1: he said, it's basically not a paperweight falling out of
Speaker 1: the sky as you have described it. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe I didn't do a great job saying it, but
Speaker 1: I mean that auto rotate switch, what if that goes out?
Speaker 1: Answer that, Mark, Well, there's a lot of what ifs.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think what they have are when A
Speaker 1: goes down, you go to B. When B goes down
Speaker 1: you it's like a parachute, para para doesn't open, will
Speaker 1: you open the second one? Well, what if your second
Speaker 1: one doesn't open? Will you die? Yeah? You're done? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: And Mark can't answer you because he will was recorded.
Speaker 1: Ray Ray challenged the recording. I like that, brave voicemail
Speaker 1: number two. Go ahead, morning body, morning studio. Just listen
Speaker 1: to twenty five whistles with your interviews Coach Beamer at
Speaker 1: the Universe South Carolina. Really enjoy the interviews and really
Speaker 1: enjoy the very end of it. You said you hope
Speaker 1: we beat the crap out of Clemson. It seems like
Speaker 1: your curse it's not quite working yet, but it's getting there.
Speaker 1: So go Cox, and I hope you'll have a great
Speaker 1: rest of the season for Arkansas. Thank you for interviewing
Speaker 1: Coach Beamer. It was awesome. I didn't say the curse
Speaker 1: was gonna happen immediately. I said, you never know when
Speaker 1: it's coming, Clemson, because your coach was too good to
Speaker 1: come on our show. You know his coach wasn't too good.
Speaker 1: Universe South Carolina coach Shane Biemer my best friend. But
Speaker 1: Clemson wants to keep playing. They want to keep messing
Speaker 1: with the curse. Do what you gotta do. Guys. But
Speaker 1: a wise person once said, don't mess with the curse.
Speaker 1: And that wise person was me. Oh wow, yeah, I
Speaker 1: had nothing there, but still you're cursed. I don't know
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. It's gotten close a couple of times.
Speaker 1: You just wait till you play. My third favorite team
Speaker 1: University of South Carolina Arkansas Arkansas one, who's number two?
Speaker 1: Come on, think about it, think about it, and this
Speaker 1: is all we're all college. It's kind of my friend
Speaker 1: of me team. Okay, think about it. I am thinking
Speaker 1: about it. My friend of me team. Oh yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Oklahoma where I grew up not liking Oklahoma because regionally
Speaker 1: they were close and they were really good. But now
Speaker 1: that my wife loves my need them to win. Keeps
Speaker 1: hearing a good moon in your family. I mean, her
Speaker 1: dad talked a lot about Oklahoma m M. And if
Speaker 1: they lose, I'm kind of like, but but what I
Speaker 1: do now to make sure I like them as I
Speaker 1: bet on them, So therefore I have to route for
Speaker 1: them where you're ready to go? Yeah, transactional fandom, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I call it. Here is Casey and Florida flanks.
Speaker 1: I high of any place for a flat shrugs. Get
Speaker 1: at softball. You can't say, keep on picking those flies?
Speaker 1: How a good game. That's a tough one for me
Speaker 1: to hear. Catching the flies wire frog fly softball? Yeah, mmm, okay,
Speaker 1: pop flies. That was me. I played outfield. I caught
Speaker 1: the pop flies. Put Yeah. When I played. Remember, we
Speaker 1: had my softball coach on and she told y'all, I
Speaker 1: was good. You were a switch hitter or something. I was.
Speaker 1: She confirmed I was. If she needed me to bat left,
Speaker 1: she'd put me in to throw the picture off. But
Speaker 1: I also could bat write. Yeah, you also were all
Speaker 1: time free throw shooters. Some of these things just don't exist.
Speaker 1: But we had my softball coach on. I mean, she
Speaker 1: was like a hundred. Yall, like she was not a hundred.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be offended by that. She thought she was
Speaker 1: on the eighth flower. No, what's my friend's mom. She
Speaker 1: was back in the day. I am. She was just
Speaker 1: coach back in the day. You know. Yeah, who knows
Speaker 1: what she remembers barely I barely remember back in the day. Oh,
Speaker 1: she remembers that you have you have a switch hitter
Speaker 1: on your team, and you forget about them. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're switch hitters every season. No, not manchack optimist. Once
Speaker 1: where we played, I was one of the other. Do
Speaker 1: you remember when you told us you were all time
Speaker 1: free throw shooter and then we had to like teach
Speaker 1: I was? And then do you remember do you remember
Speaker 1: when I went to Vanderbilt and I hit? You said
Speaker 1: I needed to hit a certain amount of free throws
Speaker 1: out of ten and I did it. I know, but
Speaker 1: that's great, and you are deceiving it. You're deceivingly a
Speaker 1: better athlete than anybody gives you credit for, but that
Speaker 1: you've also hit threes. But that being said, there was
Speaker 1: no such position as all time free throw shooter. I
Speaker 1: did really feel as though if they needed someone, there
Speaker 1: must have been a reason why. Sometime I was called
Speaker 1: in to do a free throw. Maybe the girl hurt
Speaker 1: her ankle, maybe somebody got injured and they needed somebody
Speaker 1: to shoot free throw oral phones when there's like a
Speaker 1: technical don't they need someone to shoot the free throw
Speaker 1: only if the person is injured and unable to shoot
Speaker 1: well then unless that's like a lane violation, and Namy's
Speaker 1: probably not playing in a league where they're doing lane
Speaker 1: violation at eight years old? Yeah, because I think there
Speaker 1: is a way, but probably not. Well that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like three seconds in the lane, All right, let's get
Speaker 1: your one shot, you get the ball back on offense, right,
Speaker 1: But I don't think that. My point is those rules
Speaker 1: were They're pretty elevated rules for that to happen. Okay,
Speaker 1: Like Eddie, do your kids ever do that? Is there
Speaker 1: like a lane violation with not at nine years old? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was playing. This is seventh and eighth grade. Okay, maybe,
Speaker 1: But to your thing with a switch hitter, I think
Speaker 1: Morgan was also a switch hitter. I was. I was
Speaker 1: a slap hitter. Se there. You want to who the
Speaker 1: best switch hitter wasn't in the room? Slap what a
Speaker 1: slap hitter? So basically, when I was on the left
Speaker 1: or I was on the right side, I would bunt
Speaker 1: to get on base. They always counted on me to
Speaker 1: get on base. Yeah, oh, y'all, remember when my coach
Speaker 1: was on she said I was a really good buncher.
Speaker 1: She did say that, are you sure about the Morgan's coach?
Speaker 1: And she was confused, tranky but okay. And then when
Speaker 1: you batted left, you were expected to what, yes, hit
Speaker 1: it and get on base. Still, but the slap whenever
Speaker 1: I came on to be a slap hit her, I
Speaker 1: was expected to absolutely get on basse. That was the
Speaker 1: point of me being out there. Okay, well I don't
Speaker 1: know that I had expectations to get on basse. But
Speaker 1: my goal was to throw the pitcher off. Wait now
Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong. But anytime you bet, are you
Speaker 1: not supposed to? I never heard of about a batter
Speaker 1: being called up to get out. Okay, you're gonna be
Speaker 1: the out batter. You go up, and your job is
Speaker 1: to get out. Maybe a sacrifice, but not really. Sometimes
Speaker 1: sometimes you want to sacrifice. But that's it. I was
Speaker 1: also put in as the pinch runner. Now that happened.
Speaker 1: I bet you played pinch right fielder and pinch runner.
Speaker 1: I did play right field. How did you know that?
Speaker 1: I know, I know it's probably the that's probably the
Speaker 1: worst position on the field, or that's where you put
Speaker 1: the player that like, oh well, let's just throw them
Speaker 1: there so they feel good about themselves. But balls came
Speaker 1: to me and I caught them. I know, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you did. And Amy, you are deceivingly good athlete. I
Speaker 1: one I'm giving I'm not giving you a crap about
Speaker 1: your athletic ability. Mostly it's these positions that I think
Speaker 1: you've created in your head over time, all right, and
Speaker 1: sometimes it's my it's my death be a practice. She
Speaker 1: was an all time free throw shooter for like sprints
Speaker 1: or something. Okay, well whatever, I'm yeah, yeah, well, I
Speaker 1: was just thinking about certain things that I'm working on,
Speaker 1: and like I have been working on my brain and
Speaker 1: something that is off is one hundred percent my depth perception,
Speaker 1: and we're working on trying to correct it. And just
Speaker 1: think if I had been an athlete and this would
Speaker 1: have been fixed, so I might have been better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I was six two run a four one forty lee,
Speaker 1: can you imagine, Yeah, you'd be fast. Well, And this
Speaker 1: is like this helps answer too, why I hit non
Speaker 1: moving objects. I have one eye that doesn't work. Don't
Speaker 1: feel terrible for you. Well, I'm not asking you to
Speaker 1: feel terrible for me. I'm just thinking, oh wow, like
Speaker 1: certain certain things are starting to make sense. No, but
Speaker 1: when you say this is why I hit objects, you
Speaker 1: want a little of us to like have the little sympathy, right, No,
Speaker 1: I just want you to be understand maybe why it's happening.
Speaker 1: I'm not even using it as a full blown excuse.
Speaker 1: It's just this is my hypothesis. I like it. Now
Speaker 1: you get to do the test group and then you
Speaker 1: come back with your conclusion. Yep. Let us know how
Speaker 1: that goes. You'll be full time, all time conclusionist. Okay, Okay, Mike,
Speaker 1: we have top three songs country music. Let's do this
Speaker 1: real quick, ray, let's play I'm number three in country music.
Speaker 1: This week is a little song from Tyler Hubbard. Here
Speaker 1: you go, God, I don't understand this song. Beam, want
Speaker 1: to help me out. I think it's about his wife.
Speaker 1: But also the problem is I think she was laughing
Speaker 1: at him when he wrote it, because she's like, honey,
Speaker 1: I'm five ten or something like that. I remember seeing
Speaker 1: that he got her height wrong. But the song is
Speaker 1: already written, So I guess that's why I didn't think
Speaker 1: it was about her, because I knew she said she
Speaker 1: wasn't five nine. Listen, and I'm also piecing this together
Speaker 1: from who knows where Instagram stories, So do not quote me.
Speaker 1: We weren't. Okay, what we do like to have a
Speaker 1: little insight from your mind. I don't think I was
Speaker 1: gonna go n gotter. That was cool. NPR quote. Listen
Speaker 1: whenever Amy said that they are here, I have this
Speaker 1: okay taste of country dot Com. Tyler Hubbard made an
Speaker 1: awkward mistake when writing five foot nine. The sweet song
Speaker 1: is about the love of his life, his wife, Haley. However,
Speaker 1: she's five ten. Oh I got this here. NPR said that,
Speaker 1: quoting Amy Brown, I got it right, and she tells right, Amy. Listen.
Speaker 1: Conspiracy theories are bubbling up about the death of Gwen Chamblin,
Speaker 1: who ran the Reminant Fellowship Church in Brentwood. The host
Speaker 1: of The Bobby Bones Show broadcast their theories. They said
Speaker 1: she faked her death when her and her husband's a
Speaker 1: plane crash into Percy Priest Lake in May. Amy Brown said,
Speaker 1: why are their bodies? Why haven't they been found? She
Speaker 1: went on to say that Shamlon's body was never recovered.
Speaker 1: But none of that is true. Listen, this is quoting,
Speaker 1: This is quoting Tyler. I went home that night after
Speaker 1: writing that song and asked Hayley, Babe, how tall are
Speaker 1: you again? Exactly? She said, oh, I'm five ten. He
Speaker 1: was like, oh boy, here's a song I wrote today. Honey,
Speaker 1: and part of it is about you, but I missed
Speaker 1: it by an inch. And here's the story. I've had
Speaker 1: a reporter going to Amy's house. Excuse me, man, can
Speaker 1: you tell me why you said the Shamlin's bodies haven't
Speaker 1: been found? And he was like, oh boy, oh boy,
Speaker 1: that's what I heard. But y'all are telling this story
Speaker 1: in reaction to the Tyler's story being wrong. But I'm
Speaker 1: telling you it's right. Did you look for the bodies
Speaker 1: and then you didn't find them? Oh? I had heard
Speaker 1: from other people that there was no body. So listen,
Speaker 1: that's the last time I say something like that. I
Speaker 1: think about a song, it's fine, but about dead bodies,
Speaker 1: I need to shut up. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Like that was just there was this whole a lot
Speaker 1: of conspiracy theories. But I think if we go back
Speaker 1: and listen to the clip, Eddie was on board with you.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I had a whole different thing. But
Speaker 1: they didn't quote that is so true, Eddie said, don't
Speaker 1: quote me. Sonnay said, oh lunch, Eddie, don't deflect. You
Speaker 1: straight up said yeah, I think one of my kids
Speaker 1: play sports. A guy that said there's nobody. No, I
Speaker 1: mentioned a black box. There's no black box. Oh that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and there was a black but there was no quote.
Speaker 1: How they didn't quote me on that. Don't quote me,
Speaker 1: boy I said cruising down the street and the number
Speaker 1: two song on Cole Swindell, she had me at Heads, Carolina.
Speaker 1: That's good when number one Morgan Wall and you prove
Speaker 1: what couldn't Tyler Herbert change it to five foot ten
Speaker 1: after he heard there a rhyme on that? I would
Speaker 1: you play that again? God makes five sons nine eyes? No,
Speaker 1: uh here got five foot ten brown eyes? Inno son, Yes,
Speaker 1: he could have changed it easily. What if you reread
Speaker 1: about somebody else? Oh, okay, this is the real story theory, right,
Speaker 1: NBR don't quote me son, I ain't said, Oh gosh, well,
Speaker 1: because you have changed it. As soon as she says
Speaker 1: it's five ten, it doesn't have a rhyme there, five
Speaker 1: foot ten brown hasn't right? Do it again? God makes
Speaker 1: five base that eyes doesn't have to rhyme with nine there.
Speaker 1: That's that's just kind of yeah. I mean, it was
Speaker 1: a mistake that happened, but he probably kept it that
Speaker 1: way because he knew it would be a good story
Speaker 1: around the song and something to talk about because on
Speaker 1: the inner in it there's a million articles about it.
Speaker 1: Hey yeah, I like least already he kept it. He
Speaker 1: kept it wrong because one whole reason I need to
Speaker 1: write a song six foot two, you know, one inch okay,
Speaker 1: because I'm six one, every bit of it. You're six
Speaker 1: foot Nope, nope, I'm six foot one, every bit of it.
Speaker 1: Little star at the bottom of the page. And shoes
Speaker 1: all right, the doctor said I was six one last
Speaker 1: week when I'm on NAM with your shoes on, Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't take them off. Number one hip hop song
Speaker 1: DJ Kaled and Drake Little Baby, Stay Alive, real Life.
Speaker 1: I'm standing alone, stand alone, stand alone alone. Another one
Speaker 1: Try Me at a Time, Wanted Me to Live cat
Speaker 1: number one pop song Vegas from One Final Thing. I
Speaker 1: saw the story about Bridget Bridget Monahan, who is Tom
Speaker 1: Brady's ex, and she was talking about they're split and
Speaker 1: did you know I think I'd heard this, but I
Speaker 1: just kind of forgotten. But Tom Brady left her to
Speaker 1: date Giselle while she was pregnant with this kid. Yes, hey,
Speaker 1: miss and I And when I read it, I was like, dang,
Speaker 1: I forgot that. I think I was just so lost
Speaker 1: in the Tom Brady glory of winning all the championships
Speaker 1: that I forgot that kind of seemed like a douchebag move.
Speaker 1: And it did seem like a douchebag move. You leave
Speaker 1: a pregnant I don't know what's going on between them,
Speaker 1: So I will say that again. I don't know. She
Speaker 1: could have the balls every morning we woke them up
Speaker 1: and it'd be like, I'm out of here too. But
Speaker 1: I don't know that's true either. But it just seems
Speaker 1: a little suspect that you leave your girl that's pregnant
Speaker 1: with your kid to go data supermodel, right, Yeah, who
Speaker 1: knows the details, But yeah, is moynahand you don't need
Speaker 1: the details? Is Giselle Man? Yeah? What do you mean
Speaker 1: what moynahan is? She's a human too. No, No, I'm
Speaker 1: talking hot too. Talking about buddy that's pregnant to go
Speaker 1: be with someone else. That just feels weird, regardless of
Speaker 1: who it is. I didn't know that it maybe isn't
Speaker 1: the best. Wasn't the best thing to do on the surface?
Speaker 1: Would we agree a surface? Google? Yeah? Also, yes, we
Speaker 1: do agree. If MPR is listening, we don't know all
Speaker 1: the details. We don't know the inside of their relationship
Speaker 1: at all or what was really happening. But yeah, you
Speaker 1: would think like, maybe let's just go ahead and have
Speaker 1: the baby and then wait a little bit and then
Speaker 1: go yeah maybe maybe maybe okay, maybe Bridget Moningham was
Speaker 1: like okay, yeah, or maybe she kicked him out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's Mike? What's that page over there? There's something else
Speaker 1: to do? Or now? Okay, Um, I think that's about it.
Speaker 1: Who Amy, what do you have to say before we go?
Speaker 1: Anything you want to talk about? Oh? I have a
Speaker 1: new Fifth Thing up today. If you wouldn't check it
Speaker 1: out at four Things podcast, that's how you find it.
Speaker 1: Four Things with Amy Brown? Which one you said, four
Speaker 1: Things podcast and four Things a Brown. Oh, it's four
Speaker 1: Things with Amy Brown. But today's the bonus episode which
Speaker 1: Bobby years ago helped me came up with the club,
Speaker 1: come up with the clever name of calling it the
Speaker 1: Fifth Thing. Did you remember that? Yes, that was your
Speaker 1: we were talking about. Just there's so much, so much
Speaker 1: treasure comes out of this mind. I just forget some
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah. I still remember the day because I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's so cool, because yeah, on Thursday,
Speaker 1: we do four things and then the bonus episode is like, well,
Speaker 1: a fifth thing. It's like extra also not that brilliant
Speaker 1: an idea, but well, I think I was just gonna
Speaker 1: call it bonus episode. It works. And you were like,
Speaker 1: oh what about the fifth thing? Ah, that's all right,
Speaker 1: check that out, Eddie. What do you want to say? Oh,
Speaker 1: I have another thing for you. So I think Lunchbox
Speaker 1: owes me forty dollars again because we made a bet
Speaker 1: on this, because you need five bucks to pay your
Speaker 1: league dues. Well, he owes me money. So we'd made
Speaker 1: a bet. We made a bet that I said that
Speaker 1: the Bucks would lose this weekend. They lost. He paid
Speaker 1: me the money. He said, dude, you should put all
Speaker 1: the money on the Patriots and you will. You will
Speaker 1: double your money up. And so I did. And again
Speaker 1: the Patriots lost last night. But he didn't force you
Speaker 1: to do He gave you bad advice, but he didn't
Speaker 1: force you to do it. I understand. But he does
Speaker 1: this all the time. We're like, did you need to
Speaker 1: do this? Like, trust me. Here's the thing though, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna I'm gonna say this year, you're opening up
Speaker 1: a little box, and if you'd like to further climb
Speaker 1: in the box, I'm happy too, But I'm just letting
Speaker 1: you know you're opening up a box. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: you want to open. Oh yeah, I don't want to
Speaker 1: open that box. I don't, are you? But but if
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, what I'm saying anything else from here,
Speaker 1: choose Nope, nope, nothing, I'm done. He let's get the
Speaker 1: box anyway. Eddio's twenty bucks for not listening on the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah he doesn't pay. Amy, has I paid? He didn't pay?
Speaker 1: Punishment says who you said? Bobby? You said everybody needs
Speaker 1: to pay by the end of the week or whatever
Speaker 1: week that line, and it goes to the jar, the
Speaker 1: same job. My money goes into cash Tony cash. All right,
Speaker 1: give me my money, lunch Blossom, then I'll pay the jar.
Speaker 1: He doesn't owe you. He didn't, Yeah, he didn't. He
Speaker 1: shouldn't be like like, there has to be what spank me?
Speaker 1: There has to be a responsibility behind Hey, you should
Speaker 1: bet this. You can't just say that stuff, Eddie. Let
Speaker 1: me ask you a question. You ever watched that show? Um,
Speaker 1: Ben Stiller and take my money? No. Robert Downey Junior
Speaker 1: and they're like, meet the Fockers. Nope, and he's that
Speaker 1: Robert Jue's character was Camo Ironman and thank you Tropic
Speaker 1: thun that good. Robert Downey Junior was playing an idiot
Speaker 1: character and he but the idiot character said idiot things.
Speaker 1: But the character wasn't it is. The character was somebody
Speaker 1: you should actually disagree with. Anyway, he was playing a
Speaker 1: character that was an idiot character. But then people were like,
Speaker 1: we're going to boycott because Robert down Ju's character saying this.
Speaker 1: But you're like, no, no, yes, it's saying things that
Speaker 1: it shouldn't say. But his character is somebody who says
Speaker 1: things they shouldn't say. No one's watching going we agree
Speaker 1: with him. Everybody's going that guy's an idiot. Right? Are
Speaker 1: you with me here so far? Yeah? Now, if you
Speaker 1: feel like Lunchbox isn't someone that you can trust for
Speaker 1: gambling advice, you can't go, well, I don't trust him,
Speaker 1: and then I'm going to listen to him and he
Speaker 1: owes me money when he's wrong because you didn't trust
Speaker 1: him to begin with, because that's who he is to you,
Speaker 1: and I get what you're saying. I just feel like
Speaker 1: you can't just say those words. And okay, so then Eddie,
Speaker 1: everybody that listens to those sore losers, you owe them
Speaker 1: money every time you give out a bet. Now you
Speaker 1: make me do that? Oh? I don't make you. I
Speaker 1: just say, do you have got to have a lock
Speaker 1: for the show? And sometimes I'll be like, I don't
Speaker 1: have it? What you can't do that? You gotta have something? Ray?
Speaker 1: Do I make him? Or do I say do you
Speaker 1: have any locks? Um? I think it's offered up. If
Speaker 1: anybody has something that'd like to give the listeners, Eddie
Speaker 1: decides to give them a pick. Yet, Eddie, you have
Speaker 1: a gun to your head. Sometimes I feel like that, ain'ty? Well,
Speaker 1: I just want you to pay the twenty dollars you go.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to, if you literally want
Speaker 1: to go down a rabbit hole, we do. No, I
Speaker 1: don't want to do rabbit hole. That's the rabbit hole. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, really, Eddie should be doing a neck tattoo
Speaker 1: because it was his third time of not listening. But
Speaker 1: I mean that I don't want to get into the weeds.
Speaker 1: I was next atto on there. Yeah, because remember the
Speaker 1: second one is he had to go to a public
Speaker 1: place and bark like a dog. Did it? Yeah? So
Speaker 1: then the third one was the neck tattoo. If you
Speaker 1: can provide those clips lunchbox in a courtroom? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: clips are his specialty. Definitely. That's what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that to Eddie, but I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, hey, what about what about the Woodstock review? Like,
Speaker 1: are we ever gonna get that? Oh? We did do it. No,
Speaker 1: we're He never said to do Yes, he did bones.
Speaker 1: Would you like to tell him? I believe I said, hey,
Speaker 1: if you want to watch it and give us a review,
Speaker 1: you can. I don't think I put him a hammer lock,
Speaker 1: and exactly he didn't say, oh, watch how we're doing
Speaker 1: the hammer lock. Well, you're acting like you write a
Speaker 1: hammer lock with the sports. I mean, it's turned on you, buddy.
Speaker 1: You try to sell me out and guess what you're
Speaker 1: getting a neck tattoo, rocks and glass houses. Man, he'll
Speaker 1: get you every time. All right, we're done. I tried
Speaker 1: to let it slide, but I mean, you want to
Speaker 1: come out to me, I'll come out to you. Eddie.
Speaker 1: O twenty bucks to the kiddie, you got it? Amy
Speaker 1: twenty bucks is in the kiddie, I need to get
Speaker 1: a real jar, and I have a cash jar. You
Speaker 1: have the jar, luncherbocks. I think you want to say,
Speaker 1: so does he. I don't think Eddie owes you twenty
Speaker 1: dollars though. I don't think it was the jar. I
Speaker 1: think it was the neck tattoos. Well, the jar first,
Speaker 1: The first defense is twenty dollars, right right. This would
Speaker 1: be his third offense, but he never did the first offense.
Speaker 1: He got to pay the first offense first. Oh, oh,
Speaker 1: thank I don't think you were listening there, That's fine.
Speaker 1: One might be I didn't understand. Yeah, there's a difference
Speaker 1: in not listening and then just being straight up confused,
Speaker 1: straight up stupid. Well I was gonna say bad. Did
Speaker 1: you just call me stupid man? That's for sure. I'm
Speaker 1: going to look for the clip. All right, we're gonna go. Everybody,
Speaker 1: have a great day, thank you, and we will see
Speaker 1: you tomorrow. Hey, Ray, how long was this post show
Speaker 1: of me? Two hours? I'm guessing fifty four minutes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: fifty four minutes, two seconds. It's just us hanging man.
Speaker 1: You know, everyone on a little pain medicine. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we're not We're not. I mean, I'm on what you
Speaker 1: was that nothing? We'll see you tomorrow by everybody,