Speaker 1: Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds?
Speaker 2: With Dean Angler, Haylen Miller Keys, and Jared haven An
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 3: Hey everyone, welcome to an all new episode of Help
Speaker 3: We Suck At Being Newlyweds. I'm Jared. I am not
Speaker 3: in Rhode Island right now. I am actually in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: I feel like a little bit of a traveler, certainly
Speaker 3: not as much of a traveler as the two other
Speaker 3: hosts of this podcast, Kaylin Dean, who are currently in Owahu, Hawaii.
Speaker 3: What is a wahu? Is Wahi are the same thing
Speaker 3: as Hawaiian? Just said differently, O.
Speaker 2: Wahu is an island. We are on the big island,
Speaker 2: which is different from hawaihu.
Speaker 1: And Hawaii is the big island? Correct?
Speaker 2: Uh? But Hawaii is made up of seven islands.
Speaker 1: Six What is the name of the big island? Is
Speaker 1: it Honolulu?
Speaker 4: It's Hawaii?
Speaker 2: Hawaii?
Speaker 1: It is Hawaii.
Speaker 2: What are all the other islands?
Speaker 4: They're not Hawaii, They're Hawaiian islands.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm larning.
Speaker 4: I feel like I've already told you about all this.
Speaker 2: Maybe I wasn't paying.
Speaker 3: Attention well Dean, Kaylen, nor should you pay attention to Dean?
Speaker 3: He just rambles. So uh, I've been wildly unpredictable this
Speaker 3: past week. Kaylen and Dean have revolved around my schedule.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for doing that. What time is
Speaker 3: it in Hawaii right now?
Speaker 2: You guys get to watch the sunrise behind.
Speaker 3: Six a m. It is six am in Hawaii right now.
Speaker 3: Dean sounds wide awake, I mean ready to go. Dean Caylen,
Speaker 3: thank you so much for waking up this early, because
Speaker 3: you guys are the best, and uh, don't let anybody
Speaker 3: tell you otherwise.
Speaker 4: Jared, We've got a bone to pick with you man
Speaker 4: making this wake up at five point thirty just so
Speaker 4: you can record a podcast with you canceling seconds before.
Speaker 4: We're so supposed to record yesterday, right, I was in ice,
Speaker 4: mister did ice?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I had to cancel yesterday. With long story short,
Speaker 3: we're supposed to record yesterday. We had to cancel. I
Speaker 3: had to cancel, and then we had to reschedule. And
Speaker 3: Dean and Kailin are so phenomenal for waking up Australia.
Speaker 2: We've got Jess Clark in the background. Oh, Ben Higgins, yay,
Speaker 2: you know what?
Speaker 3: I was so curious up? Sorry I heard that Ben
Speaker 3: and Jess. We're in Hawaii too.
Speaker 4: You see what you've done, You see what you've done.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, we obviously have a very good episode
Speaker 3: for you, a great episode.
Speaker 4: Some would say, uh.
Speaker 3: So you guys are in Hawaii. Uh so are you
Speaker 3: doing a couple of strip Kaylin? Is it is this
Speaker 3: the four of you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's four of us, our first couple of strips
Speaker 2: since we've been married. Just a couple of married folk.
Speaker 4: We've done trips since we've been married, not with other couples.
Speaker 4: We had my brother and his wife, Madison Jackson Hall.
Speaker 2: Yeah that kind of counts.
Speaker 3: Well, that's fun. You guys have any big plans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wake up early and record this podcast. That's the
Speaker 4: viggest plan. Yeah. No, we're just we're just hanging out
Speaker 4: around Hawaiian time, taking taking it easy.
Speaker 2: Yesterday we just lounged by the pool or the ocean
Speaker 2: all day and the boys snorkel. Today we might go
Speaker 2: hike through some lava tubes. So the lava comes down
Speaker 2: and creates these tubes that you can then hike through.
Speaker 2: But we'll see. I don't know if it's like a
Speaker 2: touristy thing or like a really cool thing, but a
Speaker 2: local told.
Speaker 4: Us to go all right, and that's always worth noting
Speaker 4: when the local tells you where you should go exactly. Jared,
Speaker 4: what's up with you? Man? So you're you're filming a commercial?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm filming a commercial for Paradise, which is
Speaker 3: so cool.
Speaker 1: I feel like I can I can talk about it.
Speaker 1: It's not a hidden thing, but it's going.
Speaker 3: It's a for a partnership for the new Hunger Games
Speaker 3: movie coming out, So there's new Hunger Games. Hunger Games
Speaker 3: is Saw the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes comes out
Speaker 3: November seventeenth.
Speaker 1: Make sure you get your tickets.
Speaker 2: Do you get a special screening to see it? Before?
Speaker 3: I didn't, I was supposed to get a screening. They're
Speaker 3: obviously not sending out a screener to me personally because
Speaker 3: they don't want any spoilers.
Speaker 4: Now Games movie coming out, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: We have to go see it.
Speaker 4: When was the last one? It must have been like
Speaker 4: eight years ago.
Speaker 2: This is a prequel, so it's like, so.
Speaker 4: Not with Jennifer Lawrence.
Speaker 3: Correct, she's not alive during this movie right now. It's
Speaker 3: about the President Snow and how the Hunger Games really
Speaker 3: came to be.
Speaker 1: It has Peter Dinklinche in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the guy from Hunger Games that we love, I mean.
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2: I'm Sorrynes, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's early.
Speaker 4: That's awesome. How do you get all this commercial work? Man?
Speaker 4: Why don't why don't, why don't you feel give me
Speaker 4: your secret for this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got the same manager.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: It's it worked out. It wasn't even through that, it
Speaker 3: was through ABC. They just, uh, this guy texted me
Speaker 3: and this was literally all came to be Saturday, Saturday
Speaker 3: and Sunday, and then I left Tuesday and they said, hey, listen,
Speaker 3: we have this last minute opportunity. So I don't know
Speaker 3: if this all came about so late or if somebody
Speaker 3: dropped out and then they were like, hey, are you available.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. You're lovable from the franchise. They don't
Speaker 2: like us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we got to get their good graces. Well, how
Speaker 4: do we do that?
Speaker 2: We'll start right now.
Speaker 1: We love you, ABC, We love you ABC.
Speaker 4: You're the best.
Speaker 2: We'll never do anything wrong again.
Speaker 4: We don't do anything wrong as it is, but we'll
Speaker 4: just we'll just do everything right. We love you so much. ABC.
Speaker 3: Please please, they will definitely they should we should all
Speaker 3: do something with ABC? What was I thinking about with couples?
Speaker 3: I forget what I was thinking about.
Speaker 4: But will you send them? Send them an audio clip
Speaker 4: that we just used about us saying how much we
Speaker 4: love ABC. Just let them listen to that on repeat
Speaker 4: a couple of times.
Speaker 3: Just clip that and send it in. But so it's
Speaker 3: very cool. So I'm very excited. I shoot today, I
Speaker 3: leave in like twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: What are your lines? Do you know?
Speaker 3: Of course my lines are not much unfored and not
Speaker 3: unfortunately that's unfortunate.
Speaker 4: I mean, obviously you should be the main starring character.
Speaker 2: So what is the deal? Are you re enacting some
Speaker 2: Hunger Game stuff or what?
Speaker 3: So it's going to be me pretty much comparing Paradise
Speaker 3: to excuse me, like making Paradise seem like the Hunger
Speaker 3: Games where it's you know, who are the snakes and
Speaker 3: who the song birds? And you know, a rose ceremonies
Speaker 3: like a life or death situation.
Speaker 1: It will be fun.
Speaker 3: And then I'm going to dress like Flickerman, so I
Speaker 3: have I did a fitting yesterday where like I had
Speaker 3: a full velvet suit on, and I'm going to be
Speaker 3: very over the top like the crazy step.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm going to hair and makeup very soon,
Speaker 3: so we'll see how done up I get. I don't
Speaker 3: think they want to go that over the top, but
Speaker 3: I wish they would.
Speaker 1: I'm game for anything. Spray painted blue, I'm good.
Speaker 2: Are you calling out the snakes like you're actually saying
Speaker 2: like this person is a snake?
Speaker 1: So we talked about that.
Speaker 3: I am totally willing to do that, but obviously we
Speaker 3: don't want to stray into some dangerous territory with accusing
Speaker 3: people to be snakes on paradise, so we're treading lightly
Speaker 3: on that. But I don't care because it's all fun
Speaker 3: and games.
Speaker 4: I think I maybe misunderstood this whole thing. So you're
Speaker 4: you're going to go down to the beach and see
Speaker 4: the contestants.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no, yeah crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah yeah. I am an idiot for thinking that
Speaker 4: that's so funny.
Speaker 1: Filming is over.
Speaker 4: Well, oh, I guess what you're saying, though, is like
Speaker 4: he's going to call it destined snake after the fact,
Speaker 4: not like to his face. Yeah, okay, okay, I exactly
Speaker 4: we were asking, is he gonna walk down to the
Speaker 4: beach and call out the Yeah, that's what I was thinking,
Speaker 4: but obviously they filmed it like three months ago.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm going to be calling people more
Speaker 3: songbirds than snakes, but we'll say, hopefully I get some
Speaker 3: snakes in there too.
Speaker 2: Are you watching Paradise?
Speaker 3: Yes, so just watched this past episode.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's good.
Speaker 2: It's okay, it's okay, Spice.
Speaker 3: And we love you ABC. We love obviously, we all
Speaker 3: love Paradise. There's nothing wrong with saying that. It's I
Speaker 3: think it's going to really pick up because this episode.
Speaker 3: I don't know when our episode drops, so I don't
Speaker 3: want to spoil anything for Paradise, which is airing tonight,
Speaker 3: but there's a preview for next week where it seems like.
Speaker 1: There's kind of be a big explosion.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's just been like slow, and the thing is
Speaker 2: everyone's so scared to go on there and make full
Speaker 2: of themselves. Not that anyone intentionally tries to make a
Speaker 2: full of themselves, but social media has prevented people from
Speaker 2: just like letting loose. And I feel like Kat's the
Speaker 2: only one who's let loose this season.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't date two girls at the same time anymore.
Speaker 1: Crue Dean.
Speaker 3: I thought about you with this episode because there's a
Speaker 3: birthday that comes into play, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: and of course it doesn't go well for the person
Speaker 3: for the person who has the birthday. And I was like,
Speaker 3: oh God, this reminds me of Dean and the birthday.
Speaker 2: You know, you all started great on.
Speaker 4: The first Paradise. I got a girl a birthday cake.
Speaker 2: Oh so that's not special between us.
Speaker 4: Why do we get your birthday cake?
Speaker 2: You did?
Speaker 4: I got your birthday banana float.
Speaker 2: No, you got me a cake. Everyone's saying, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I do remember that. Now you're getting me confused with
Speaker 2: other people.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not going to get confused the other cake.
Speaker 4: It was actually just a water covered and whipped cream.
Speaker 2: Did you also wake up and get her iced coffee
Speaker 2: and get her waffles and write her two poems? No,
Speaker 2: so that you've done all of this before?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, ABC, I didn't write any poems
Speaker 4: the first time. But I did get a cake. If
Speaker 4: it's someone's birthday, I'm just gonna be like, we got
Speaker 4: to get a cake. But it wasn't even a cake.
Speaker 4: It was a watermelon chopped in half, covered in whipped cream.
Speaker 2: Okay, mine was better. Yes, not that you made it.
Speaker 2: Production made it.
Speaker 4: I forget where I was going with this. Oh and
Speaker 4: that birthday was also a major.
Speaker 1: Flub, major flub.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so birthdays, just don't celebrate your birthdays down in Paradise.
Speaker 2: Just protect it's not happening.
Speaker 4: I've tried watching Paradise a little bit this season, and
Speaker 4: I like, we were at the airport the other day
Speaker 4: in Jackson, flying back and I was like, Aleen's put
Speaker 4: on Paradise. Let's watch it while we're in the airport
Speaker 4: on our layover. And I watched like twenty minutes of it,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I just don't know who any
Speaker 4: of these people are, and so I have zero like
Speaker 4: interest in their lives.
Speaker 2: And I just that's the problem too, is like we
Speaker 2: don't really watch Bachelor Bachelorette consistently and so but I
Speaker 2: want to watch Paradise because obviously that's where we met
Speaker 2: and it's a special and it's fun. It's a fun show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you can't not watch those shows and still be
Speaker 2: interested in Paradise. It sucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe that's my issue. I gotta watch I gotta
Speaker 4: go back and watch the Bachelor and Bachelorette and then
Speaker 4: I'll come back and watch Paradise.
Speaker 2: But there should be a way to like get to
Speaker 2: know them, like too hot to handle, love is blind? Yeah,
Speaker 2: like what do you call it on Paradise? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't want to watch the other ones.
Speaker 4: No, I agree with what you're saying. Give us like
Speaker 4: a back, like a five no, not a five minute,
Speaker 4: like a sixty second run down on them.
Speaker 2: They did, each contest comes down, and they did.
Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe more okay, maybe ninety seconds.
Speaker 3: But I agree Kaitlin what you were saying in terms
Speaker 3: of too many people are are not being.
Speaker 1: Themselves.
Speaker 3: I feel like, maybe again, this is just an old person,
Speaker 3: you know. Now I'm the guy saying get off my lawn.
Speaker 3: That's what I said in the almost famous podcast too.
Speaker 3: But it's just it feels like it just doesn't have
Speaker 3: the same I feel like there's not as many just craziness.
Speaker 3: I feel like it used to be so crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it doesn't feel as crazy. And granted we're early
Speaker 3: on in this season, so I feel like it's only
Speaker 3: going to get crazier here on throughout.
Speaker 4: Like what was crazy that happened on your season that
Speaker 4: you can remember?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean just let's be I mean Ashley, Ashley
Speaker 3: was crazy from day one. She was so good. She's
Speaker 3: such a good TV personality.
Speaker 4: But she's like once in a generation kind of thing.
Speaker 2: You know, Well, that's a thing. It's everyone's so politically
Speaker 2: correct these days, not even just being on television everyone,
Speaker 2: and they're like, everyone's so worried about getting canceled or something.
Speaker 4: So it's like, do you think it's a bad thing
Speaker 4: that people are worried about saying their own thing?
Speaker 2: I think people don't know. I don't know. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I think that people are not more understanding. But I
Speaker 2: just want good TV. And where are we going to
Speaker 2: find these crazy? You want crazy?
Speaker 4: But like you want the mess?
Speaker 2: I want the mess. Yeah, not watching tea.
Speaker 3: You need the mess happiness right, Like it's it's meant
Speaker 3: to be dramatic, and Paradise is obviously very dramatic. But
Speaker 3: so it's Kat's birthday and she uh it obviously doesn't
Speaker 3: go well. Somebody comes down takes Tanner out on a
Speaker 3: date who she was seeing with. She loses it. She
Speaker 3: hates Tanner. Now it's her birthday. She's losing her mind.
Speaker 3: And then the end of the episode is a cliffhanger
Speaker 3: of her and Tanner about to talk, because of course
Speaker 3: Tanner didn't ask if he was like talk to her
Speaker 3: before saying yes to the date. And there's this whole thing,
Speaker 3: and she's losing her mind and then she in the episode,
Speaker 3: she's like over it, and then she starts trying to
Speaker 3: date John Henry, who's dating someone else, and then there's
Speaker 3: all like she calls her a hoe, and.
Speaker 1: It's this whole thing so very cool.
Speaker 4: I got to say, watching this you you talk about
Speaker 4: maybe because we're older, but watching this season of Paradise,
Speaker 4: every guy is the most beautiful man I've ever seen
Speaker 4: in my entire life. Every girl is very pretty as well.
Speaker 4: It's like, there's not a single there's not a single
Speaker 4: person on that beach that I would not think is
Speaker 4: the hottest person I've ever seen if I saw them
Speaker 4: in a bookstore. Minus you. Obviously you're the hottest person
Speaker 4: in the world with that question.
Speaker 2: So we're elevating in looks in terms of the show.
Speaker 2: But it's just not fun to watch dramas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and normally when you up the hotness too, you
Speaker 4: do up the crazy a little bit.
Speaker 2: But Cat's been the only one who's letting loose, like
Speaker 2: I said, and Cat's hot.
Speaker 4: Cat's hot. Well, they're all hot. Yeah, it's just interesting.
Speaker 2: I just don't envy them. Like I just remember girls
Speaker 2: coming down to the beach and pulling you immediately, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this is where we break up.
Speaker 4: I just remember being down there and like looking around
Speaker 4: and being like, okay, like cool, I'm not better looking
Speaker 4: than him, but I'm better looking than those three guys
Speaker 4: over there, And now looking at Paradise, like watching the show,
Speaker 4: I'm like, I am not even close to his good
Speaker 4: looking as any of these guys.
Speaker 2: Ye're right, You're the hottest guy.
Speaker 4: I swear. And the same with the girls. I was like, well,
Speaker 4: maybe not so much with the girls. The girls have
Speaker 4: always been pretty, but I don't know, maybe the guys
Speaker 4: are just up their looks quite a bit. I don't know. Yeah, anyways,
Speaker 4: just glad. I'm just glad we got it over with
Speaker 4: Jared because we wouldn't fit into these new terms that
Speaker 4: they have down there. We have to be a knockout
Speaker 4: ten to get down to the beach.
Speaker 3: We say it all the time, but we were so
Speaker 3: lucky to be in that franchise when we were Yeah,
Speaker 3: because it just feels. Of course, it's still great and
Speaker 3: it's thriving, and Bachelor's going to be on for the
Speaker 3: next hundred years, as it will should and Golden Bacher
Speaker 3: is crushing it and everybody loves it, and I'm so
Speaker 3: happy for it.
Speaker 2: We're talking down about the show, That's.
Speaker 4: What I was saying. We love the ABC, we love
Speaker 4: your ABC.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, we can all like I'm saying that Paradise
Speaker 3: isn't as good as it once was, at least this
Speaker 3: particular season, But that doesn't mean that the show can't
Speaker 3: thrive or do well, or it's going to get better
Speaker 3: or there's so many great things about Bachelor that the.
Speaker 4: I think in love, like twenty years, every channel is
Speaker 4: going to be Bachelor, Bachelor in Paradise on every channel,
Speaker 4: always seven, Bachelor Paradise, best show ever, best show.
Speaker 2: Games hung exactly. There's a way to pull.
Speaker 4: Us back to Bachelor's the best show in the history
Speaker 4: of existence, and we'll be on TV forever and ever
Speaker 4: and ever if you're listening to this, obviously, but it works.
Speaker 2: And there is a reason people love it, and there
Speaker 2: are so many success stories. I just want some crazy
Speaker 2: people on the beach.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, Jared's going down to the beach.
Speaker 2: Olivia's been not crazy but a little funny and entertaining.
Speaker 2: So we've got two. We need more.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of love stories, but statistically speaking, it's
Speaker 3: not going to work out unfortunately. Like even watching these couples,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, it's just not you know, Like, for example,
Speaker 3: Braiden and Rachel are becoming a thing, and I love
Speaker 3: that because I love Braiden and I love Rachel. I
Speaker 3: love them as individual personalities on the show. I love
Speaker 3: watching them and them together. I'm like, oh shit, that'd
Speaker 3: be I hope that works out, but I'm like, that's
Speaker 3: probably not. Like they're probably just gonna have and then
Speaker 3: move on with their lives.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Sure, everyone so that about us, and now we're married.
Speaker 4: True, this is true, freaking married.
Speaker 2: We're so married.
Speaker 1: You're so married.
Speaker 2: I'm so old and everyone said that about you and Ashley.
Speaker 2: Look at you know, I know this is true.
Speaker 4: This is true. Has a pregnancy going round two effort.
Speaker 3: Uh, it's going you know, we're just grinding away.
Speaker 4: Wait a second, So you're you're obviously in Mexico right now, right, no,
Speaker 4: la bro, so you're gonna sell you that you're going
Speaker 4: down to the beach. Are you saying that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Did they put you in the Vedanta?
Speaker 1: Yep. I'm about to go down and talk to Jesse
Speaker 1: and hand out a rose.
Speaker 4: I'm so goofy this morning. You guys don't even know.
Speaker 4: I'm so goofy and silly today.
Speaker 1: But you guys are dealers.
Speaker 4: That's what happens.
Speaker 3: We should record a podcast more often at six am.
Speaker 1: This is fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well do six am of your time, which will
Speaker 2: stay up all night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys go to bed. You guys can go
Speaker 1: to bed after the podcast. Just stay up.
Speaker 4: So you're obviously in Los Angeles filming this commercial and
Speaker 4: you fly back tomorrow. I had a question I can't
Speaker 4: remember now because I was so good, silly and goofy, goofy.
Speaker 3: I did want to mention one thing though, in the
Speaker 3: dating sphere that happened that became newsworthy and the headline
Speaker 3: was exclusive. Tom Brady has ended romance with irenaike Shake.
Speaker 1: Shake Shake Snaria.
Speaker 2: Irena Shak was married to Bradley Cooper. They have a
Speaker 2: kid together. We're a couple of kids.
Speaker 1: Yep, because he Bradley Cooper. Yep. They have a kid together.
Speaker 3: They said that they ended the romance because quote, he
Speaker 3: doesn't have time for love and the pair would still
Speaker 3: be dating if he wasn't so focused on his career
Speaker 3: and fatherhood.
Speaker 4: What er does he have now that doesn't play from that?
Speaker 1: Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
Speaker 2: Obviously to divorce If that's what he's saying, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: What do you mean Obviously he got a divorce if
Speaker 4: that's what he's saying.
Speaker 2: If he doesn't have time for romance, are you talking.
Speaker 4: About with his ex wife, with Giselle Gizelle?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was like he.
Speaker 4: Was actually playing football when he was married to Giselle.
Speaker 4: Now he's how could you be so busy with work
Speaker 4: if you're not even playing football anymore?
Speaker 2: Right? Just these businesses you want?
Speaker 3: M Yeah, it feels and sounds like an excuse, and
Speaker 3: that he I think, Tom, I don't know what I mean. Listen,
Speaker 3: I love Tom Brady more. I mean, he's it's it's
Speaker 3: like it's literally like Dawson and Ashley and then like
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, Tom's right there, he is right
Speaker 3: there in terms.
Speaker 4: Of the little less and parents.
Speaker 1: I think I love him more than my parents.
Speaker 3: But it's it's it is it you know, as Taylor
Speaker 3: Swift said, like, Hi, it's me.
Speaker 1: I'm the problem.
Speaker 4: It's me. You know.
Speaker 3: It feels like Tom, you know, just some times, buddy.
Speaker 3: If this is true, and the article goes on, Tom
Speaker 3: is keeping himself busy with businesses, being a part of
Speaker 3: the sports team he owns, getting ready for his commenting
Speaker 3: job next year, and being a father. Obviously fatherhood is
Speaker 3: a big part of it, but it doesn't feel like
Speaker 3: that is the reason why he's not dating Irena anymore.
Speaker 2: Also, I'm confused because Irena and Bradley were like posting
Speaker 2: photos all cozy together, like they were racked together recently
Speaker 2: or a couple of weeks ago, So yeah, I got
Speaker 2: her and Tom or even a thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like this whole business being too busy
Speaker 3: to work, just like in everyday life, whether it be
Speaker 3: Brady or you know, anybody who's listening to this podcast,
Speaker 3: the guy who says he works too much and doesn't
Speaker 3: have time for you just feels like an excuse.
Speaker 2: Let's be real, but who released this, Like is this
Speaker 2: coming from his camp, IRENA's camp?
Speaker 3: Uh, my imagination would be it's coming from his camp,
Speaker 3: because it feels like it's coming from his side because
Speaker 3: it's it says Tom Brady ended romance with Irena.
Speaker 2: It just seems so unnecessary, Like who cares? And why
Speaker 2: do we need to know why you ended this little fling.
Speaker 4: I'm reading a headline right now it says, i Arena
Speaker 4: Shake wants to Mary Bradley Cooper as Tom Brady runs
Speaker 4: from a commitment.
Speaker 2: I'm so confused. It's like back and forth.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm just saying, like, that's how like non credible.
Speaker 4: These sources are from market dot com. I have no
Speaker 4: idea what that is.
Speaker 2: I have heard that media has been really brutal to
Speaker 2: Irena Shake over the years. I'm not super aware of it,
Speaker 2: but I was listening to a podcast and they're like,
Speaker 2: they've just been so mean to her.
Speaker 3: I also think that this is just what happens when
Speaker 3: you're a celebrity couple. You have your people speak out
Speaker 3: and then you're you know, so you get your side
Speaker 3: of the story, and then sources and others I get
Speaker 3: their side of the story, and the truth is always
Speaker 3: somewhere in the middle. So it's like they probably just
Speaker 3: were not compatible with each other, but they both wanted
Speaker 3: out there that they ended it on their terms. IRENA's like, no,
Speaker 3: I want to be with Bradley, That's why we ended things.
Speaker 3: And then Tom comes out and says, no, I'm too
Speaker 3: busy with work, That's why we ended things. And it's like, you, guys,
Speaker 3: just you didn't even need to say anything. But this
Speaker 3: is just the way the game is played.
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Speaker 2: Who's steamer you guys on Prianka Chopra or Sophie Turner.
Speaker 4: What do you mean? Okay, give us some more backstory,
Speaker 4: because I have no idea.
Speaker 3: What this is I don't know too much about it,
Speaker 3: but I just because I'm a contrarian, I'll be team
Speaker 3: Joe No, no.
Speaker 2: No, Priyanka Chopra or Sophie Turner. So we have to pick.
Speaker 4: Girls against each other? Why can't we just be.
Speaker 2: Because media is You're right, we're team both of them.
Speaker 2: They're both great.
Speaker 4: We're team both of them. Now I feel like a jerk.
Speaker 2: Sophie unfollowed Priyanka Chopra. Wow, but she still follows Joe.
Speaker 2: This is the last headline I read a couple weeks ago.
Speaker 2: There could be updates if you want to research, please
Speaker 2: feel free. Okay, she still follows like everyone. She only
Speaker 2: followed unfollowed Priyanka.
Speaker 4: Okay, so Sophie rika.
Speaker 2: Beef between them? Because Nick, how help google this, Sophie.
Speaker 2: It's pretty simple.
Speaker 4: I hit her Jonas Brothers, So thank you.
Speaker 3: Sophie unfollowed Pa on Instagram and all channels. And now
Speaker 3: there's definitely obviously there's a beach. She did that purposefully, right,
Speaker 3: And that's the thing.
Speaker 2: It's like you're doing that and everyone, you know, everyone's
Speaker 2: going to notice. You know, people are like talking about
Speaker 2: your divorce right now, and what's going on? So it
Speaker 2: just seemed very pointed, and it's like, what could have
Speaker 2: gone on between these two that she had to do this.
Speaker 4: You want to know a secret trick to nothing? Probably nothing,
Speaker 4: but never just never follow people.
Speaker 2: True, there's no way to keep them on their toes.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, how can you even follow me at? You're punk?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Punk?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeh punk. I'm gonna read this real quick, Joe,
Speaker 4: Joe and Sophie Turner split anything but straightforward. If you're
Speaker 4: a fan, Oh, this is just so much work.
Speaker 2: If you're going to read it, you got to read it.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 4: It's just a word on it. It's like the BuzzFeed
Speaker 4: news had to reach like a two thousand word minimum,
Speaker 4: and it's like they you know, one of those things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I already told you what happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you asked me to google it to confirm
Speaker 4: and that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 4: Don't be mean to me because that's what I'm trying
Speaker 4: to do. Yes, you're right, Jophie Turner unfollowed Prianka Chopra
Speaker 4: on Instagram. I'm yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It just seems a little petty and unnecessary, Like if
Speaker 2: you guys had your beef. I don't know, unfollowed the
Speaker 2: whole family.
Speaker 4: It's just so strange that she would unfollow her ex
Speaker 4: sister in law.
Speaker 3: It's not strange, she did it like this is in
Speaker 3: today's world. This is how you make a statement. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm not saying I'm saying it's pathetic. I'm not calling
Speaker 3: Sophie Turner pathetic.
Speaker 4: But she didn't unfollow her ex husband though. That's what's weird,
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so she wants it to be known that there
Speaker 3: is a beef between her and Priyanka, like that's the
Speaker 3: only reason she would do it.
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that Sophie is pathetic.
Speaker 3: I'm saying that we're the fact that we're in this
Speaker 3: state is pathetic because that's just the way things are
Speaker 3: done nowadays, where it's like I'm going to unfollow this person.
Speaker 1: I know it will become a thing.
Speaker 3: And this is how I get it out there without telling,
Speaker 3: without like saying it advertly that I have something against Prianka.
Speaker 2: I'm like team Sophie Turner forever, but I also love
Speaker 2: Prianka Chopra. So they're really putting me in a tough
Speaker 2: spot here, and I don't know if anyone who's met Sophie,
Speaker 2: but I know someone who's met Priyanka and said she's
Speaker 2: the most wonderful person ever. Oh wow, that's nice, and
Speaker 2: I believe it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome. I don't I'm more team Sophie than.
Speaker 2: Prianka because I said I'm team Prianka.
Speaker 4: No, because I didn't like the way that Prianka acted
Speaker 4: in the New Matrix movie. What, I just think she's
Speaker 4: a poor actress.
Speaker 2: No, she is not.
Speaker 4: And I like the way Sophie Turner acts in that
Speaker 4: one show that we really like, Came of Thrones.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I would agree Sophie's a better actress. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I guess I'm team Sophie Turner because of that
Speaker 3: as well. Yeah, was in the Matrix and I love
Speaker 3: the Matrix.
Speaker 2: Because you guys were not team Sophie in the divorce.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 4: I was totally team Sophie in the divorce.
Speaker 2: Jared wasn't because Jared's a Joe bro.
Speaker 4: Oh, Jared's a Joe bro.
Speaker 1: Right, big Joe bro.
Speaker 3: But I'm allowed to gather new information, which would include
Speaker 3: Dean just pointing out that Sophie's a better actress, and
Speaker 3: then that makes me think maybe I am to team Sophie.
Speaker 2: You know, but what if that makes her better at
Speaker 2: fay taking the feigning interest in in your children and
Speaker 2: the divorce?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that just makes her better at her job,
Speaker 3: so I respect it more, which means I'm teen Sophie.
Speaker 2: I don't know where I was going.
Speaker 4: What was she acting? Though? Like in the divorce, I
Speaker 4: just feel like the reason that I'm Team Sophie is
Speaker 4: because you only hear words out of the Jonas camp.
Speaker 4: So it's like, well, I got the little person's back
Speaker 4: in this game. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, Team Sophie and the divorce.
Speaker 4: For sure, but then team Prianca in the in the
Speaker 4: ex sister in law feud. First, I was just trying.
Speaker 2: To be a contrit. I was just trying to be different.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be predictable.
Speaker 4: I like that. I like that. And then which one
Speaker 4: is Preanca? Mary too?
Speaker 2: Nick?
Speaker 4: And then do you like Preanca and Nick? More?
Speaker 2: Have we talked about this in the podcast when Doane
Speaker 2: met Nick Jonas and he said, what do you do
Speaker 2: for a living? Nick?
Speaker 1: That's amazing, dumbfounded?
Speaker 4: It was funny and we're best friends.
Speaker 2: Now, No you're not.
Speaker 4: Who do you like more? Nick? Or Prianca Prianka. Oh,
Speaker 4: I was hoping you would say Nick.
Speaker 2: Well you did say it was great and nice. He's
Speaker 2: just kind of shy, super nice.
Speaker 4: It kept to himself.
Speaker 3: So unfortunately, I do have to get going.
Speaker 4: I gotta have fun. Man, go shoot your commercial. Thanks
Speaker 4: for taking time out of your schedule to talk to us.
Speaker 1: Oh, I feel so bad for you guys being in Hawaii.
Speaker 4: You should feel bad for making us wake up at
Speaker 4: five thirty this morning.
Speaker 3: Here's the here's the deal, Jared, before you say it,
Speaker 3: but now you get Now you get to see the
Speaker 3: sunrise in Hawah. Yeah honestly, well it was behind you.
Speaker 3: I got to witness it through zoom.
Speaker 4: Here's here's the thing, Jared, we wouldn't be so upset
Speaker 4: about you missing an episode of the podcast if you
Speaker 4: weren't so crucial to this podcast, his success, Like it's
Speaker 4: so crucial without you this podcast, it just isn't good
Speaker 4: and we're not a half assed product.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all know that that is not the nerse,
Speaker 3: but I appreciate you buttering me up, getting prepared and focused.
Speaker 1: Whether you want to believe it or not, it's the truth.
Speaker 2: Caylen, I got to say the one way you can
Speaker 2: make it up to us is by just talking us
Speaker 2: up to ABC?
Speaker 1: Oh I always do.
Speaker 4: No, you don't.
Speaker 1: You know I do?
Speaker 3: We Like we said we need what did we talk
Speaker 3: about last week about a we need Dean on Special Forces?
Speaker 4: That's on ABC? Though?
Speaker 2: Is it Fox?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well yeah that's true, But I don't think ABC.
Speaker 3: I mean, what do we You know, well, let's get
Speaker 3: you guys on Joey season very filmed, damn it, or
Speaker 3: it's almost done filming. Maybe we get you guys on
Speaker 3: the last like, well, you know, you know what we
Speaker 3: could do, Let's get you guys.
Speaker 1: On the last episode.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's not done filming yet, which means Joey
Speaker 3: hasn't proposed yet, which means we need to get you
Speaker 3: guys down there to give Joey advice when he's down
Speaker 3: to his final two.
Speaker 4: Do you remember when we did that love Birds commercial?
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 3: I just talked about that yesterday. That was so much fun.
Speaker 3: That was when you had your leg broken.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, my leg was. I was still on crutches
Speaker 4: and they paid well. I worked for like four hours
Speaker 4: that day and I made a fair amount of money.
Speaker 4: I think that's why commercials are the way to go.
Speaker 4: I want to be a commercial actor.
Speaker 2: You should be. You're gonna tell them don't pay me.
Speaker 4: No for commercial pay me, but for something like special Forces.
Speaker 1: I don't need to be paid perfect logical.
Speaker 4: Well, thank you guys so much for joining us this
Speaker 4: week on Help We Suck at Being Newlyweds? Jared, best
Speaker 4: luck with your commercial Kaitlin, have so much fun in Hawaii.
Speaker 4: I'm so jealous of you. Thank you, and to the
Speaker 4: listeners out there, thank you for listening to this podcast.
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Speaker 4: we haven't gotten to, but just keep emailing us Newlyweds
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