WEBVTT - Couples Retreat 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:02.560 Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds? 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.600 With Dean Angler, Haylen Miller Keys, and Jared haven An 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:06.840 iHeartRadio podcast. 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:11.800 Hey everyone, welcome to an all new episode of Help 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:16.520 We Suck At Being Newlyweds. I'm Jared. I am not 0:00:16.640 --> 0:00:20.320 in Rhode Island right now. I am actually in Los Angeles. 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:22.160 I feel like a little bit of a traveler, certainly 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:25.400 not as much of a traveler as the two other 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:31.080 hosts of this podcast, Kaylin Dean, who are currently in Owahu, Hawaii. 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:33.000 What is a wahu? Is Wahi are the same thing 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:35.000 as Hawaiian? Just said differently, O. 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:38.000 Wahu is an island. We are on the big island, 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:39.919 which is different from hawaihu. 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:43.000 And Hawaii is the big island? Correct? 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:46.839 Uh? But Hawaii is made up of seven islands. 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:49.199 Six What is the name of the big island? Is 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:49.760 it Honolulu? 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:50.800 It's Hawaii? 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:51.560 Hawaii? 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:52.120 It is Hawaii. 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:53.240 What are all the other islands? 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:55.639 They're not Hawaii, They're Hawaiian islands. 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:57.200 Oh, I'm larning. 0:00:58.320 --> 0:00:59.880 I feel like I've already told you about all this. 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:02.600 Maybe I wasn't paying. 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:06.080 Attention well Dean, Kaylen, nor should you pay attention to Dean? 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:12.000 He just rambles. So uh, I've been wildly unpredictable this 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:14.880 past week. Kaylen and Dean have revolved around my schedule. 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:17.440 Thank you so much for doing that. What time is 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:18.600 it in Hawaii right now? 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.760 You guys get to watch the sunrise behind. 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:27.720 Six a m. It is six am in Hawaii right now. 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:34.040 Dean sounds wide awake, I mean ready to go. Dean Caylen, 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:36.240 thank you so much for waking up this early, because 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:40.680 you guys are the best, and uh, don't let anybody 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:41.480 tell you otherwise. 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:43.160 Jared, We've got a bone to pick with you man 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:44.960 making this wake up at five point thirty just so 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:48.000 you can record a podcast with you canceling seconds before. 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:51.520 We're so supposed to record yesterday, right, I was in ice, 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:53.400 mister did ice? 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:56.120 Yeah, so I had to cancel yesterday. With long story short, 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:58.000 we're supposed to record yesterday. We had to cancel. I 0:01:58.000 --> 0:01:59.800 had to cancel, and then we had to reschedule. And 0:01:59.840 --> 0:02:03.840 Dean and Kailin are so phenomenal for waking up Australia. 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:08.519 We've got Jess Clark in the background. Oh, Ben Higgins, yay, 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:09.280 you know what? 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:14.040 I was so curious up? Sorry I heard that Ben 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:15.519 and Jess. We're in Hawaii too. 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:20.720 You see what you've done, You see what you've done. 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:23.280 All right, Well, we obviously have a very good episode 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:24.400 for you, a great episode. 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:26.519 Some would say, uh. 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:28.840 So you guys are in Hawaii. Uh so are you 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:30.640 doing a couple of strip Kaylin? Is it is this 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:31.200 the four of you? 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:33.720 Yeah, it's four of us, our first couple of strips 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:37.240 since we've been married. Just a couple of married folk. 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:40.320 We've done trips since we've been married, not with other couples. 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:42.520 We had my brother and his wife, Madison Jackson Hall. 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:44.120 Yeah that kind of counts. 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:46.560 Well, that's fun. You guys have any big plans. 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:49.519 Yeah, wake up early and record this podcast. That's the 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:52.840 viggest plan. Yeah. No, we're just we're just hanging out 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:54.800 around Hawaiian time, taking taking it easy. 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:57.920 Yesterday we just lounged by the pool or the ocean 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:01.400 all day and the boys snorkel. Today we might go 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:04.000 hike through some lava tubes. So the lava comes down 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:06.560 and creates these tubes that you can then hike through. 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:08.280 But we'll see. I don't know if it's like a 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:10.200 touristy thing or like a really cool thing, but a 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:10.919 local told. 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:13.760 Us to go all right, and that's always worth noting 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:16.359 when the local tells you where you should go exactly. Jared, 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:19.280 what's up with you? Man? So you're you're filming a commercial? 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:24.680 Yeah, so I'm filming a commercial for Paradise, which is 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:25.480 so cool. 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:28.120 I feel like I can I can talk about it. 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:32.120 It's not a hidden thing, but it's going. 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.240 It's a for a partnership for the new Hunger Games 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:37.000 movie coming out, So there's new Hunger Games. Hunger Games 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:40.360 is Saw the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes comes out 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:41.280 November seventeenth. 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:42.440 Make sure you get your tickets. 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:45.040 Do you get a special screening to see it? Before? 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:47.680 I didn't, I was supposed to get a screening. They're 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:50.040 obviously not sending out a screener to me personally because 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:51.160 they don't want any spoilers. 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:53.000 Now Games movie coming out, I'm so excited. 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:53.520 We have to go see it. 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:54.720 When was the last one? It must have been like 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:55.400 eight years ago. 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:57.520 This is a prequel, so it's like, so. 0:03:57.560 --> 0:03:58.840 Not with Jennifer Lawrence. 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:03.520 Correct, she's not alive during this movie right now. It's 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:08.080 about the President Snow and how the Hunger Games really 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:08.440 came to be. 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:09.680 It has Peter Dinklinche in it. 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:12.120 Yeah, the guy from Hunger Games that we love, I mean. 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:13.600 Game of Thrones. 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:16.200 I'm Sorrynes, Yeah. 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:16.960 Yes, it's early. 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.080 That's awesome. How do you get all this commercial work? Man? 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:21.880 Why don't why don't, why don't you feel give me 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:22.680 your secret for this? 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:24.000 Yeah, we got the same manager. 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:25.240 I know. 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:28.880 It's it worked out. It wasn't even through that, it 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:33.000 was through ABC. They just, uh, this guy texted me 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:36.360 and this was literally all came to be Saturday, Saturday 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:39.120 and Sunday, and then I left Tuesday and they said, hey, listen, 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:40.720 we have this last minute opportunity. So I don't know 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:43.559 if this all came about so late or if somebody 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:45.920 dropped out and then they were like, hey, are you available. 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:48.800 That's the thing. You're lovable from the franchise. They don't 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:49.320 like us. 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:51.640 Yeah, we got to get their good graces. Well, how 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:52.160 do we do that? 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:53.120 We'll start right now. 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:56.240 We love you, ABC, We love you ABC. 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:58.200 You're the best. 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:00.880 We'll never do anything wrong again. 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:03.280 We don't do anything wrong as it is, but we'll 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:07.839 just we'll just do everything right. We love you so much. ABC. 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:12.440 Please please, they will definitely they should we should all 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:16.080 do something with ABC? What was I thinking about with couples? 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:17.599 I forget what I was thinking about. 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:20.200 But will you send them? Send them an audio clip 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:23.080 that we just used about us saying how much we 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:25.159 love ABC. Just let them listen to that on repeat 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:25.960 a couple of times. 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:29.080 Just clip that and send it in. But so it's 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.560 very cool. So I'm very excited. I shoot today, I 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:32.920 leave in like twenty minutes. 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:35.320 What are your lines? Do you know? 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:37.919 Of course my lines are not much unfored and not 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:39.640 unfortunately that's unfortunate. 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:41.920 I mean, obviously you should be the main starring character. 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:44.800 So what is the deal? Are you re enacting some 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:46.000 Hunger Game stuff or what? 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:50.279 So it's going to be me pretty much comparing Paradise 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:56.000 to excuse me, like making Paradise seem like the Hunger 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:59.760 Games where it's you know, who are the snakes and 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:04.720 who the song birds? And you know, a rose ceremonies 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:06.039 like a life or death situation. 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:07.000 It will be fun. 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:09.240 And then I'm going to dress like Flickerman, so I 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:11.360 have I did a fitting yesterday where like I had 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:13.280 a full velvet suit on, and I'm going to be 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:16.600 very over the top like the crazy step. 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:17.560 I don't know. 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:19.360 I mean, I'm going to hair and makeup very soon, 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:21.279 so we'll see how done up I get. I don't 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:23.760 think they want to go that over the top, but 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:24.640 I wish they would. 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:27.800 I'm game for anything. Spray painted blue, I'm good. 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:31.200 Are you calling out the snakes like you're actually saying 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:32.440 like this person is a snake? 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:34.400 So we talked about that. 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:37.880 I am totally willing to do that, but obviously we 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:42.480 don't want to stray into some dangerous territory with accusing 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:46.119 people to be snakes on paradise, so we're treading lightly 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:48.760 on that. But I don't care because it's all fun 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:49.240 and games. 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:52.159 I think I maybe misunderstood this whole thing. So you're 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:54.000 you're going to go down to the beach and see 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:54.719 the contestants. 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:58.520 No no, no, no, no no, yeah crazy. 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:01.120 Yeah, yeah yeah. I am an idiot for thinking that 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:02.120 that's so funny. 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:03.600 Filming is over. 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:07.120 Well, oh, I guess what you're saying, though, is like 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:09.720 he's going to call it destined snake after the fact, 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:13.640 not like to his face. Yeah, okay, okay, I exactly 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:15.080 we were asking, is he gonna walk down to the 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:18.160 beach and call out the Yeah, that's what I was thinking, 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:19.960 but obviously they filmed it like three months ago. 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:22.320 I feel like I'm going to be calling people more 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:25.880 songbirds than snakes, but we'll say, hopefully I get some 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:26.600 snakes in there too. 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:40.000 Are you watching Paradise? 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:44.200 Yes, so just watched this past episode. 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:45.920 Uh, it's good. 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:49.680 It's okay, it's okay, Spice. 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:54.760 And we love you ABC. We love obviously, we all 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:57.400 love Paradise. There's nothing wrong with saying that. It's I 0:07:57.440 --> 0:08:00.880 think it's going to really pick up because this episode. 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:02.440 I don't know when our episode drops, so I don't 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:05.120 want to spoil anything for Paradise, which is airing tonight, 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:08.080 but there's a preview for next week where it seems like. 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:10.840 There's kind of be a big explosion. 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:15.000 Okay, it's just been like slow, and the thing is 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:17.600 everyone's so scared to go on there and make full 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:20.360 of themselves. Not that anyone intentionally tries to make a 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:23.720 full of themselves, but social media has prevented people from 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:25.640 just like letting loose. And I feel like Kat's the 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:27.280 only one who's let loose this season. 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:30.360 Yeah, you can't date two girls at the same time anymore. 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.920 Crue Dean. 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:36.720 I thought about you with this episode because there's a 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:40.040 birthday that comes into play, and I was like, oh, 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:43.480 and of course it doesn't go well for the person 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:45.840 for the person who has the birthday. And I was like, 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:49.199 oh God, this reminds me of Dean and the birthday. 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:51.559 You know, you all started great on. 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:53.520 The first Paradise. I got a girl a birthday cake. 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:55.920 Oh so that's not special between us. 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:57.280 Why do we get your birthday cake? 0:08:57.440 --> 0:08:57.760 You did? 0:08:57.800 --> 0:08:59.280 I got your birthday banana float. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:03.560 No, you got me a cake. Everyone's saying, oh, yeah, 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:05.880 I do remember that. Now you're getting me confused with 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:06.440 other people. 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:08.400 No, I'm not going to get confused the other cake. 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:10.440 It was actually just a water covered and whipped cream. 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:13.240 Did you also wake up and get her iced coffee 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:16.160 and get her waffles and write her two poems? No, 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:17.680 so that you've done all of this before? 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:24.080 No, no, no, no, ABC, I didn't write any poems 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:25.840 the first time. But I did get a cake. If 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:27.800 it's someone's birthday, I'm just gonna be like, we got 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:30.520 to get a cake. But it wasn't even a cake. 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:35.360 It was a watermelon chopped in half, covered in whipped cream. 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:38.520 Okay, mine was better. Yes, not that you made it. 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:39.559 Production made it. 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:42.360 I forget where I was going with this. Oh and 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:44.840 that birthday was also a major. 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:46.680 Flub, major flub. 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:50.320 Yeah, so birthdays, just don't celebrate your birthdays down in Paradise. 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:52.320 Just protect it's not happening. 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:56.800 I've tried watching Paradise a little bit this season, and 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:58.400 I like, we were at the airport the other day 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:00.440 in Jackson, flying back and I was like, Aleen's put 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:02.160 on Paradise. Let's watch it while we're in the airport 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:04.480 on our layover. And I watched like twenty minutes of it, 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:06.680 and I was like, I just don't know who any 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:08.760 of these people are, and so I have zero like 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:10.359 interest in their lives. 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:12.840 And I just that's the problem too, is like we 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:16.840 don't really watch Bachelor Bachelorette consistently and so but I 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:18.959 want to watch Paradise because obviously that's where we met 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:22.160 and it's a special and it's fun. It's a fun show. Yeah, 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:25.160 but you can't not watch those shows and still be 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:26.679 interested in Paradise. It sucks. 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:28.680 Yeah, maybe that's my issue. I gotta watch I gotta 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:30.360 go back and watch the Bachelor and Bachelorette and then 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:31.600 I'll come back and watch Paradise. 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:33.199 But there should be a way to like get to 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:35.480 know them, like too hot to handle, love is blind? Yeah, 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:37.240 like what do you call it on Paradise? Yeah, I 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:38.440 don't want to watch the other ones. 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:40.480 No, I agree with what you're saying. Give us like 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.800 a back, like a five no, not a five minute, 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:45.280 like a sixty second run down on them. 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:47.560 They did, each contest comes down, and they did. 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:50.440 I don't know, maybe more okay, maybe ninety seconds. 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:54.560 But I agree Kaitlin what you were saying in terms 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:58.760 of too many people are are not being. 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:01.120 Themselves. 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:04.280 I feel like, maybe again, this is just an old person, 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:06.760 you know. Now I'm the guy saying get off my lawn. 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:09.000 That's what I said in the almost famous podcast too. 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:13.720 But it's just it feels like it just doesn't have 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:18.240 the same I feel like there's not as many just craziness. 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:20.560 I feel like it used to be so crazy. Yeah, 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:23.640 and it doesn't feel as crazy. And granted we're early 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:25.400 on in this season, so I feel like it's only 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.080 going to get crazier here on throughout. 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.120 Like what was crazy that happened on your season that 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:29.800 you can remember? 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.520 Well, I mean just let's be I mean Ashley, Ashley 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:35.520 was crazy from day one. She was so good. She's 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:36.959 such a good TV personality. 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:39.319 But she's like once in a generation kind of thing. 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:41.920 You know, Well, that's a thing. It's everyone's so politically 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:44.720 correct these days, not even just being on television everyone, 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.959 and they're like, everyone's so worried about getting canceled or something. 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:49.719 So it's like, do you think it's a bad thing 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:51.360 that people are worried about saying their own thing? 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:55.680 I think people don't know. I don't know. Yeah, no, 0:11:56.000 --> 0:12:02.160 I think that people are not more understanding. But I 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:04.599 just want good TV. And where are we going to 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:06.319 find these crazy? You want crazy? 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:07.640 But like you want the mess? 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:09.719 I want the mess. Yeah, not watching tea. 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:14.920 You need the mess happiness right, Like it's it's meant 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:17.960 to be dramatic, and Paradise is obviously very dramatic. But 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:23.280 so it's Kat's birthday and she uh it obviously doesn't 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:26.600 go well. Somebody comes down takes Tanner out on a 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.480 date who she was seeing with. She loses it. She 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:32.319 hates Tanner. Now it's her birthday. She's losing her mind. 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:34.559 And then the end of the episode is a cliffhanger 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:36.280 of her and Tanner about to talk, because of course 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:39.240 Tanner didn't ask if he was like talk to her 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:41.760 before saying yes to the date. And there's this whole thing, 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:44.680 and she's losing her mind and then she in the episode, 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:47.839 she's like over it, and then she starts trying to 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:50.200 date John Henry, who's dating someone else, and then there's 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:52.480 all like she calls her a hoe, and. 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:54.640 It's this whole thing so very cool. 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:58.839 I got to say, watching this you you talk about 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:01.560 maybe because we're older, but watching this season of Paradise, 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:05.240 every guy is the most beautiful man I've ever seen 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:08.080 in my entire life. Every girl is very pretty as well. 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:10.959 It's like, there's not a single there's not a single 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:12.959 person on that beach that I would not think is 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:14.760 the hottest person I've ever seen if I saw them 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:17.720 in a bookstore. Minus you. Obviously you're the hottest person 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:18.920 in the world with that question. 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:21.440 So we're elevating in looks in terms of the show. 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:26.280 But it's just not fun to watch dramas. 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:28.400 Yeah, and normally when you up the hotness too, you 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:29.719 do up the crazy a little bit. 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:31.920 But Cat's been the only one who's letting loose, like 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:33.760 I said, and Cat's hot. 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:38.360 Cat's hot. Well, they're all hot. Yeah, it's just interesting. 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:42.319 I just don't envy them. Like I just remember girls 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:44.520 coming down to the beach and pulling you immediately, and 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:46.840 I was like, oh, this is where we break up. 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:49.160 I just remember being down there and like looking around 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:52.640 and being like, okay, like cool, I'm not better looking 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:54.400 than him, but I'm better looking than those three guys 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:58.040 over there, And now looking at Paradise, like watching the show, 0:13:58.080 --> 0:13:59.960 I'm like, I am not even close to his good 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:01.080 looking as any of these guys. 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:03.000 Ye're right, You're the hottest guy. 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:07.120 I swear. And the same with the girls. I was like, well, 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:08.480 maybe not so much with the girls. The girls have 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:10.960 always been pretty, but I don't know, maybe the guys 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:15.320 are just up their looks quite a bit. I don't know. Yeah, anyways, 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:16.640 just glad. I'm just glad we got it over with 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:19.760 Jared because we wouldn't fit into these new terms that 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:21.720 they have down there. We have to be a knockout 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:22.760 ten to get down to the beach. 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:26.880 We say it all the time, but we were so 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:31.640 lucky to be in that franchise when we were Yeah, 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:35.280 because it just feels. Of course, it's still great and 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:37.440 it's thriving, and Bachelor's going to be on for the 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:40.280 next hundred years, as it will should and Golden Bacher 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:42.840 is crushing it and everybody loves it, and I'm so 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:43.560 happy for it. 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:46.160 We're talking down about the show, That's. 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:47.480 What I was saying. We love the ABC, we love 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:47.960 your ABC. 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:50.960 No, no, no, we can all like I'm saying that Paradise 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:53.000 isn't as good as it once was, at least this 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:55.560 particular season, But that doesn't mean that the show can't 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:57.200 thrive or do well, or it's going to get better 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:59.520 or there's so many great things about Bachelor that the. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:02.360 I think in love, like twenty years, every channel is 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:04.640 going to be Bachelor, Bachelor in Paradise on every channel, 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:08.560 always seven, Bachelor Paradise, best show ever, best show. 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:13.200 Games hung exactly. There's a way to pull. 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:15.240 Us back to Bachelor's the best show in the history 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:18.000 of existence, and we'll be on TV forever and ever 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:23.040 and ever if you're listening to this, obviously, but it works. 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:24.320 And there is a reason people love it, and there 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:26.680 are so many success stories. I just want some crazy 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:27.640 people on the beach. 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:29.520 Yeah, well, Jared's going down to the beach. 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:32.480 Olivia's been not crazy but a little funny and entertaining. 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:35.760 So we've got two. We need more. 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:39.080 There's a lot of love stories, but statistically speaking, it's 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:41.720 not going to work out unfortunately. Like even watching these couples, 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:45.800 I'm like, oh, it's just not you know, Like, for example, 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:49.120 Braiden and Rachel are becoming a thing, and I love 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:51.240 that because I love Braiden and I love Rachel. I 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:54.160 love them as individual personalities on the show. I love 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:56.760 watching them and them together. I'm like, oh shit, that'd 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:58.720 be I hope that works out, but I'm like, that's 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:00.360 probably not. Like they're probably just gonna have and then 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:01.960 move on with their lives. 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:04.560 Yeah. Sure, everyone so that about us, and now we're married. 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:08.560 True, this is true, freaking married. 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:09.440 We're so married. 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:11.000 You're so married. 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:13.800 I'm so old and everyone said that about you and Ashley. 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:16.760 Look at you know, I know this is true. 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:21.479 This is true. Has a pregnancy going round two effort. 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:27.400 Uh, it's going you know, we're just grinding away. 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:33.080 Wait a second, So you're you're obviously in Mexico right now, right, no, 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:37.160 la bro, so you're gonna sell you that you're going 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:38.520 down to the beach. Are you saying that? 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:38.760 Yeah? 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:41.080 Did they put you in the Vedanta? 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:44.040 Yep. I'm about to go down and talk to Jesse 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:44.880 and hand out a rose. 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:47.080 I'm so goofy this morning. You guys don't even know. 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:53.840 I'm so goofy and silly today. 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:55.760 But you guys are dealers. 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:56.280 That's what happens. 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:58.520 We should record a podcast more often at six am. 0:16:58.560 --> 0:16:59.080 This is fun. 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:01.520 Yeah, well do six am of your time, which will 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:02.360 stay up all night. 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:05.920 Yeah, you guys go to bed. You guys can go 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:07.960 to bed after the podcast. Just stay up. 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:10.520 So you're obviously in Los Angeles filming this commercial and 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:12.400 you fly back tomorrow. I had a question I can't 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:14.760 remember now because I was so good, silly and goofy, goofy. 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:17.760