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Speaker 1: What's up with you? Wait a minute, is this the

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Speaker 1: right number?

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Speaker 2: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Good by, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 3: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 3: someone approaches you were out at the club and uses

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Speaker 3: this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, miss? Is that dress felt?

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Speaker 1: What would you like it to be?

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Speaker 4: Whatever you do? Do you guys even know what dresses

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Speaker 4: are made of. It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, don't don't give yourself the Heimlich so

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Speaker 3: you could puke all over him. Instead, tell him he's

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Speaker 3: real funny like Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom, and

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Speaker 3: you want to be his sidekick, just like short Rounds.

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Speaker 4: And then hopefully he calls you and leaves an awkward voicemail.

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Speaker 3: We can play on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Hey, what's up, April? Doesn't ring a bell? Huh?

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Speaker 6: Probably not?

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Speaker 5: You were drunk. I was drunk, but hey, I'm a

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Speaker 5: guy who gave you all the tip the other night

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Speaker 5: at the casino. Yeah, I was drunk, but I wasn't

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Speaker 5: that drunk, so I'm kind of thinking you owe me

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Speaker 5: a little bit, so uh, hey, why not your ben mommy,

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Speaker 5: let's say twenty five percent. I think twenty five percent works, right,

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Speaker 5: I need you to tap my pocket in a positive way,

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Speaker 5: ben movie.

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Speaker 6: Next message.

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Speaker 3: To any of her money, Yeah, I will say we

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Speaker 3: did have to edit out his Venmo account because he

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Speaker 3: said it.

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Speaker 4: We're not allowed to put that on the radio.

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Speaker 3: But does anybody else skeptical that situation actually happened.

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Speaker 6: No, it's just like every other man who's like, oh,

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Speaker 6: I told her how to do that, That's why it worked.

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Speaker 4: It's not it's not happy. She won because she was lucky. What.

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Speaker 4: I just told her to smile more. She made a

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Speaker 4: bunch of tips. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Hey, Stanley, this is I think I should

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Speaker 2: call you sexy segue Stanley.

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Speaker 6: I can't believe I.

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Speaker 3: Just said that, but it's true.

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Speaker 6: I mean, normally, I've never thought of segues as sexy.

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Speaker 6: I mean I just think of them as like you know,

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Speaker 6: Kevin James and Wallcop really blah blah, No, thank you, Nick,

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Speaker 6: but you riding that segue it really turned me on.

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Speaker 6: And I just okay, I'm just gonna say it. I

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Speaker 6: just want to ride You're sex with you, like clench

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Speaker 6: onto your back and just hold height and we could

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Speaker 6: just ride and tandem on your segue. It's just so

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Speaker 6: creaking hot.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Oh.

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Speaker 4: My god, I don't think that sentence has ever been uttered.

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Speaker 4: Oh if you, she's the one, I mean through how

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Speaker 4: your Harley's son. Let's just say, like, what about Alexis.

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Speaker 3: If you're in a mall right now and Michael Bach

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Speaker 3: Jordan's look alike cruises in right past the Panda Express

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Speaker 3: right up to you, does that make him hotter?

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Speaker 4: If you're shirtless, maybe even with a helmet.

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Speaker 6: Hey, girl, give me a call back. You know this

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Speaker 6: is holler at me. I'm waiting all day thinking about you.

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Speaker 6: Holler at me. Give me a call back.

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Speaker 3: I'm ready for you.

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Speaker 6: It for me. You give me a phone number.

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Speaker 2: Holler I mean, I mean, how are you?

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Speaker 4: We've all known a guy like this?

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Speaker 3: I think, I mean, I don't think you should be

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Speaker 3: too planned, but like, maybe think a little bit about.

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Speaker 1: What you're gonna sayemail, and are you.

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Speaker 3: Like Alexis who enjoys seven hours of TikTok per day?

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Speaker 3: Then you should head over a Brook and Jeffrey on

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Speaker 3: the Talk. Yeah, we post the number one loser line

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Speaker 3: every single week on there. We've got other stuff up

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Speaker 3: on there too, and you can your messages like this one.

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Speaker 6: Hey Chris, it's Kathy. I I mean, you're not returning

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Speaker 6: my calls, and I'm not really sure I was. You know,

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Speaker 6: I'm tired just like thinking about why, and I feel

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Speaker 6: like it might have been that I had a toddler

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Speaker 6: with me when I met you at the bar. I

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Speaker 6: don't know. I just I really felt a connection between

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Speaker 6: that that is not my child. I mean, I told

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Speaker 6: my friend that I would take care of for a

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Speaker 6: kid for the day and I just had no idea

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Speaker 6: how hard it would be and how annoying this little

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Speaker 6: was like, you know what, We're going to go on

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Speaker 6: a field trip to the bar and I'm gonna relax.

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Speaker 6: So again, if the reason you're not calling me is

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Speaker 6: because of the kid, I'm one hundred percent on your side.

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 3: If I see a woman at the bar who has

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Speaker 3: a toddler with her, I'm definitely intrigued and I'm instantly

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Speaker 3: sending her two shots of tequila to see what she

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Speaker 3: does with wild is she well, she only lasted thirty

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Speaker 3: minutes of watching this kid before she needed a drink,

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Speaker 3: which I get it. I thought too, if you get

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Speaker 3: too drunk at the bar, who's gonna babysit the babysitter

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Speaker 3: the baby?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, next message, Michelle, what's going on?

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Speaker 2: How you doing girl? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: So yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: I said I was going to be at the concert tonight.

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Speaker 1: But this, this really rare Yu gi Oh car just

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Speaker 1: appeared on eBay. Actually, I'm in like a live bidding

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Speaker 1: war as we speak.

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Speaker 6: It's a Blue Eyes White.

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Speaker 1: Dragon second edition, which I'm like, you probably don't even

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Speaker 1: know anything about it, but it's super valuable. So I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to get it, but this vulgarian ahole keeps trying

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Speaker 1: to outbid me, and I'm not going to back down.

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Speaker 1: You can mess with my hair, and you can mess

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Speaker 1: with my sister, but you can't mess with my yukio.

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Speaker 6: So anyway, I was like, oh noodles, he just overbid

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Speaker 6: me again.

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Speaker 2: What is this guy's deal?

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Speaker 3: Don't you know you just wait for the very last second.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 3: I think that should be the new tagline for the

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Speaker 3: Yu gi Oh franchise.

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Speaker 4: You my hair and you can mess with my sister.

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Speaker 4: Never with my Yuki. What is you? It's like trading card.

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Speaker 4: They're like Pokemon. I thought it was like a character

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Speaker 4: in Pokemon. It's its own things. Yeah, okay, you're not.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he wants to go outbit him for the Remember

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Speaker 3: you can listen to Lose a Line regularly at this

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Speaker 3: time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel. You can listen to all

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Speaker 3: the Loser Line, second eates and phone taps right on there.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of phone taps, we got one coming up next