Speaker 1: I'm freaking out, Like, I'm like, how do you pee
Speaker 1: through this whole in a public.
Speaker 2: Bathroom without getting it on your hands or getting it
Speaker 2: on the cocktail Jets to wear Tonight. Calm Down with
Speaker 2: Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. Hey guys,
Speaker 2: so Calm Down Week one of the NFL season is
Speaker 2: in the books. We keep it real here, so full
Speaker 2: disclosure as we normally do. We recorded an episode on
Speaker 2: Monday afternoon, right before the Jets Bills game, and then
Speaker 2: our guy Aaron Rodgers got hurt. First of all, I'm
Speaker 2: recording right before we now are releasing this podcast on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Our girl Carissa is getting ready for her Thursday night
Speaker 2: Amazon games, so make sure you tune in for that.
Speaker 2: Can't wait to see her man that desk. But because
Speaker 2: we recorded our original Calm Down episode right before the
Speaker 2: Jets Bills game, we obviously got into my sit down
Speaker 2: with Aaron, We got into our excitement for this season,
Speaker 2: and we just felt like it would be better for
Speaker 2: me to come on here and kind of tighten this
Speaker 2: all up, take some of it out. But as you
Speaker 2: guys know, I have a great relationship with Aaron. We've
Speaker 2: been friends forever, and yeah, I just I feel awful
Speaker 2: for him. The whole situation just absolutely sucks. I have
Speaker 2: not spoken to him. I've reached out to him several times,
Speaker 2: you know, obviously thinking of him, and it's crazy if
Speaker 2: you want perspective from our world in terms of being
Speaker 2: a friend with somebody like that, it's just, you know,
Speaker 2: everything that he put into it, you know, the excitement
Speaker 2: that he had. He had said to me in that
Speaker 2: sit down interview that aired on Fox on Sunday that
Speaker 2: he just felt so alive. So as a friend, I
Speaker 2: am completely devastated for him. Hoping to once this all settles,
Speaker 2: which it won't, It'll take forever to do, so hope
Speaker 2: in a touch base with him and check in on him,
Speaker 2: and I'll definitely let everybody know how he's doing. But
Speaker 2: also in our world in the NFL, it was crazy,
Speaker 2: all of us, including Chris. I was actually with Chris
Speaker 2: on Monday night we had a little bit of a
Speaker 2: party to watch Aaron take on the Bills, and we're
Speaker 2: kind of saying the other day just all of us
Speaker 2: have been in a fog. I mean, there's so much
Speaker 2: excitement in the league about him going to the Jets,
Speaker 2: you know what was going to happen in the AFC,
Speaker 2: what was going to happen in the league. So many
Speaker 2: of our broadcast schedules were around the New York Jets.
Speaker 2: We were expected to have them week six, looking forward
Speaker 2: to seeing him again.
Speaker 1: So it stinks. I don't care what you think of
Speaker 1: this guy.
Speaker 2: I mean, it was so good for football to have
Speaker 2: him go to a new team, to have the excitement
Speaker 2: back with the Jets, And yeah, all of us that
Speaker 2: work with him and work in the industry were just
Speaker 2: we're bummed. You would hate for this to happen to anyone,
Speaker 2: but it just it sucks. It really really does. Obviously,
Speaker 2: we are wishing him nothing but the best and an
Speaker 2: easy recovery. And it'll be a topic all season long
Speaker 2: for us. All Right, So here's a portion of what
Speaker 2: we recorded on Monday. Of course, it's going to include
Speaker 2: highlights like me sprinting to catch my flight in Chicago
Speaker 2: after the Packers Bears game. Carissa, she has some new teammates, well,
Speaker 2: she has one new teammate, Julian Edelman. What it was
Speaker 2: like for her having Gronk and Jewels in the studio.
Speaker 2: And here's a doozy how we longed he has a
Speaker 2: burner social media account. Holy cow, that's a surprising headline
Speaker 2: for all of us. All right, so there's still a
Speaker 2: lot to cover, so let's get to it.
Speaker 1: Hey girl, Hey girl, what the hell? There's a cutie
Speaker 1: over reaction Monday. I'm on a real rant.
Speaker 2: We just started recording because I was going on a
Speaker 2: whole tangent about everyone in their Week one reactions.
Speaker 1: It is calmed down. We have been off for the
Speaker 1: last week.
Speaker 2: To the qtie in Chicago, who pointed that out to Aaron,
Speaker 2: please tell the story.
Speaker 1: You mentioned it on the pregame.
Speaker 2: But I was getting ready to walk out onto the field.
Speaker 2: You know, those last five minutes in that Bears Packers
Speaker 2: game kind of took forever, which is why I was
Speaker 2: dashing through the snow literally at O'Hare trying to get
Speaker 2: to my flight last night. That's another story. So seconds
Speaker 2: are taken away. I'm trying to rehearse my Jordan Love interview.
Speaker 2: There's so many things I want to ask him. And
Speaker 2: then as I'm getting ready to talk to Packers PR,
Speaker 2: this guy from the chain's crew goes, hey, here and yeah,
Speaker 2: no new podcast this week?
Speaker 1: What happened to calm down, and I go, what adorable?
Speaker 2: And I looked over at Packers pr and I said, see,
Speaker 2: this is the real stuff people.
Speaker 1: Want to know about, you know, adorable.
Speaker 2: I absolutely love when people do that or like the signs,
Speaker 2: the calm down signs.
Speaker 1: It makes me very happy, very so it is.
Speaker 2: We had a week off last week because everyone was
Speaker 2: traveling doing things getting ready for the season. But we
Speaker 2: are back Week one in the NFL. In the books
Speaker 2: started with Kansas City losing to Detroit. So I mean
Speaker 2: Joe lost yesterday. Everyone's losing their mind. Hey, news flash everyone,
Speaker 2: Joe Burrow also lost Week one of last year.
Speaker 1: Everyone relaxed.
Speaker 2: Rams had a nice showing congratulation Matthew Staff Matt and
Speaker 2: with the Rams, everyone was, you know, saying their two
Speaker 2: cents about this team. They went into Seattle. Also, half
Speaker 2: the time, I didn't even know if Kevin Coogler and
Speaker 2: Mark Sanchez were throwing to me to do an in
Speaker 2: game update because the twelves are in full force. Couldn't
Speaker 2: hear at the background of there. But they Rams had
Speaker 2: a nice win. That Dolphins Chargers game was a great game.
Speaker 1: He missed two of them.
Speaker 2: And by the way, Tyreek Hill had two hundred and
Speaker 2: fifteen yards. I don't know, let's use basketball terms. Does
Speaker 2: anybody wanted the double team triple team? Like just literally
Speaker 2: throw all of your dbs on Tyreek Hill and hope
Speaker 2: for the best with any of the other receivers.
Speaker 1: How the f do you let Tyreek Hill.
Speaker 2: Get two hundred and fifteen yards and Tua had like
Speaker 2: over four hundred and fifty yards. It was really exciting
Speaker 2: and I was happy for them. But my headline here
Speaker 2: is not how you start, how you finish. Everyone wants
Speaker 2: to freak out week one of like, ah, this guy
Speaker 2: is falling. It is week one. It is a long season,
Speaker 2: so anyone that lost yesterday could end up having you know,
Speaker 2: home field advantage in the playoffs. Somebody that won yesterday
Speaker 2: could you know, go sub five hundred. So I think,
Speaker 2: like just watching even like the pre games and stuff
Speaker 2: this morning or the morning shows, I was like, relax
Speaker 2: and dare I say, calm down?
Speaker 1: It's week one. You had a good one.
Speaker 2: So lost storylines of course, and the post Aaron Rodgers
Speaker 2: Jordan love era began.
Speaker 1: So what was it like to be back? What was
Speaker 1: it like?
Speaker 2: You know, obviously did a pregame, but what is it
Speaker 2: like in Chicago. Yeah, I got to tell you a
Speaker 2: couple of stories. So I learned from watching the Quarterback
Speaker 2: this year, one with Patrick's show on Netflix Up and
Speaker 2: Kirk Cousins and Marcus Mariota Mario. There was a part
Speaker 2: in the Super Bowl where that we were covering Patrick
Speaker 2: Mahomes obviously went into the locker room with his injury,
Speaker 2: and it was like, what's going to happen, What's going
Speaker 2: to happen? So I was standing on the other side,
Speaker 2: not in the tunnel, waiting to see him run out.
Speaker 2: It's all I worried about. That was gonna be my hit,
Speaker 2: like what do you look like when he ran out?
Speaker 2: But you know what I learned from watching that Quarterback
Speaker 2: show was that I should have been in the friggin
Speaker 2: tunnel as soon as he walked out of his locker room.
Speaker 2: I could have made eye contact with him. I could
Speaker 2: have like interacted with him, like yesterday Aaron Jones gets
Speaker 2: hurt and I look at him and he goes, I'm good,
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 1: That's my report. They volunteer that information.
Speaker 2: So I watched Patrick Mahomes and that show like everybody
Speaker 2: did with that access, and I was like dammit, I
Speaker 2: should have been right there. I should have been there,
Speaker 2: not across. So I learned my lesson. So you know
Speaker 2: what I did yesterday. I walked inside that packer's tunnel
Speaker 2: right before pregame, and I stood right where they come out,
Speaker 2: not where like the cameras can see them, but the
Speaker 2: part where the cameras don't get them. And I watched
Speaker 2: Jordan Love walk out for the very first time, and
Speaker 2: I as I watched him, he took this huge breath
Speaker 2: and he let it out and my whole body got chills.
Speaker 2: It was fucking awesome. And that was your prey game.
Speaker 2: It Yeah, it was perfect. He had been afraid, because
Speaker 2: that's what that's what you want. That's what you want.
Speaker 2: The access. You're giving fans access to something that they
Speaker 2: don't have. You're describing things when people have said she
Speaker 2: before of like, ah, I do need a sideline reporter.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you why. I sideline reporter. That's why you
Speaker 2: need a sideline reporter, because you are getting to places
Speaker 2: or the relationships with the players that you you know,
Speaker 2: not everyone has so full like well, I don't even
Speaker 2: know what I'm trying to say. I've had two hours
Speaker 2: of sleep. I did clear this with my husband. I said,
Speaker 2: are you okay if I talk about this on Calm Down?
Speaker 2: He said, yeah, just don't bring me or mac into it.
Speaker 2: These skims are amazing. This Kim Kardashian, she knows what
Speaker 2: she's doing. I mean, it pulls you, it tightens you.
Speaker 2: You fit in this dress for television for Awards.
Speaker 1: She knows what she's doing. That girl knows what she's doing. Okay.
Speaker 2: The problem is when it's time, when you get the Hey,
Speaker 2: we're going to start rolling in thirty minutes, so everybody
Speaker 2: make sure whatever you need to do well. I needed
Speaker 2: to go potty. I needed to use the restroom. I
Speaker 2: needed to pee. I can't take this off because it's
Speaker 2: a long sleeve. I got this thing. So Jillian's like,
Speaker 2: you're just gonna have to figure it out.
Speaker 1: There's a hole, don't there a hole?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I couldn't hold it.
Speaker 2: I had to go there's a hole in the skims, Charisa, No, there's.
Speaker 1: A run in my pantyhose.
Speaker 2: To have Kim Kardashian tell me how she does this,
Speaker 2: I don't know how women at these ever shows.
Speaker 1: It's not going everywhere.
Speaker 2: I just don't want it on the skims because you
Speaker 2: know why then I'm pulling the dress down. You're sitting
Speaker 2: in the dress and you got a pea stain, but
Speaker 2: I didn't have that. But I'm freaking out, Like I'm like,
Speaker 2: how do you pee through this hole in a public
Speaker 2: bathroom without getting it on your hands or getting it
Speaker 2: on the cocktail dress to wear tonight?
Speaker 1: Can I question?
Speaker 2: She must not drink water. She must not drink at
Speaker 2: all when she's in these outfits. Okay, Well, someone who
Speaker 2: me who has a health condition of the usy height
Speaker 2: store where I cannot hold my pe anymore because it
Speaker 2: induces medical so you can't. So the second I have
Speaker 2: to go to the bathroom, your gal has to go
Speaker 2: because warning out there all you young ladies like me,
Speaker 2: or the years on the sideline where I held my
Speaker 2: way too long, it ends up coming back to haunt you.
Speaker 2: So when you ask me the bathroom, go to the bathroom. So,
Speaker 2: in this particular case, the question I have about the
Speaker 2: actual garment itself. Are you so there's a hole in it?
Speaker 1: But like so I know, but like, are you pulling
Speaker 1: the hole wider? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't have the directions on this, so I'm asking
Speaker 2: Jillian and she goes, it's just an art forum.
Speaker 1: You have to figure it out. I didn't know how
Speaker 1: to do. I mean, I am like, well, here's the
Speaker 1: question for the group.
Speaker 2: Anyone out there who knows how to execute the hole
Speaker 2: in the skims where you're not it's not going down
Speaker 2: your leg, it's not getting on the garment, it's not
Speaker 2: getting on the dress. Please let us know, because now
Speaker 2: I'm a I'm curious about the whole contraption. Also curious
Speaker 2: how this thing works them on red carpets to events, Like,
Speaker 2: I'm just so confused. How you got it done? Any
Speaker 2: Who that kim K knows what she's doing. That thing's unreal.
Speaker 2: It's hard to get on, hard to get off. But wow,
Speaker 2: tightened up.
Speaker 1: There's the headline that Kim K knows what she's doing.
Speaker 2: Wow. All right, So busy week for us because it
Speaker 2: is week one. I leave tomorrow, which is going to
Speaker 2: be a Tuesday this week for my Thursday night game.
Speaker 2: Excited to be back with that group and we've got
Speaker 2: a good one, although unfortunately for Minnesota they're going to
Speaker 2: be coming off a loss. The Eagles almost lost after
Speaker 2: starting off very strong. I thought that was going to
Speaker 2: be a runaway train train? Are they still performing AnyWho?
Speaker 2: You should be on name that tune. You're very good
Speaker 2: enough being able to take some too. Okay, where are we?
Speaker 2: So I'm traveling?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: What do you have going on this week? Are we
Speaker 2: playing catchup at home? I know that it's been a
Speaker 2: priority for you, and we talked about it a little
Speaker 2: bit on the pregame, like.
Speaker 1: Sweet Steve, and I'll just back this up and then
Speaker 1: open up the question again.
Speaker 2: Sweet Steve. When I came home yesterday was like, it's
Speaker 2: football season. I'm going to make you dinner when you
Speaker 2: come home on Sunday, like a little cutie that he is.
Speaker 1: I have to show you.
Speaker 2: I don't have it on my phone, but I'll put
Speaker 2: it on the Calm Down podcasting. This also happens when
Speaker 2: you're newly dating someone like the sweetest thing that you're dating.
Speaker 2: I mean, like you've been dating for like over a year.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true. I have been dating for over year,
Speaker 2: but like it's still a new relationship. This guy, when
Speaker 2: I was studying on Saturday night, goes, can I interrupt
Speaker 2: you for a second? I go, actually, now, it's not
Speaker 2: a good time. What a dick I am? Because he
Speaker 2: then goes, it'll only take a second. He holds up.
Speaker 1: He'd made a menu that said.
Speaker 2: Appetizer, this, main course, this, dessert, this, and it was
Speaker 2: all for me on Saturday night while I was studying
Speaker 2: that he was going to take care of me, and
Speaker 2: it had address my address which I won't say the street,
Speaker 2: you know, a name restaurant. He like, made this menu
Speaker 2: for me. I go, the cutest thing in the world.
Speaker 2: So then when I came home yesterday, he was like,
Speaker 2: well tonight at the blank resort, we're offering this, this, this,
Speaker 2: and this, and then made me dinner. I said, I
Speaker 2: can't handle you. So he is him so much. I
Speaker 2: know he really is a dream. So he's totally understanding.
Speaker 2: Like now football season round two, like what it entails
Speaker 2: from me that I'm crazy, Which is why I'm not
Speaker 2: being as nagging because he's really making the effort. I
Speaker 2: had asked him to paint this fence out here for
Speaker 2: months now. It's been on the to do list. And
Speaker 2: instead of me nagging and saying, why is this goddamn
Speaker 2: fence not painted, I've been asking you for months to
Speaker 2: paint the fence. I slept out to the fence before
Speaker 2: this podcast, I'm out there painting the fence and he
Speaker 2: was like, I would have done that, and I was like,
Speaker 2: it's no problem, I'll do it. What I wanted to
Speaker 2: say was the fence hasn't been needed to be paint
Speaker 2: for three months, but you haven't done it. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: pain was great, so I won't. I know I didn't,
Speaker 2: So you've proughted me. So I'm going to work on
Speaker 2: a not being a beach during the football season and
Speaker 2: really appreciating the help that is being offered at the
Speaker 2: residence that I live in. The thing I'm struggling with
Speaker 2: is this, And everybody's kind of wondered if the mommy
Speaker 2: guilt would hit, and it did hit this week, just
Speaker 2: because I went to Colorado, I went to Dallas, I
Speaker 2: went to New Orleans, I went to New York.
Speaker 1: Now I was in where the hell was I yesday?
Speaker 2: Oh Chicago, And so you know, I was getting videos
Speaker 2: from Jared of Mac and all that, and I was like, God,
Speaker 2: I feel bad, like I'm missing, Like he was laughing,
Speaker 2: he was talking, he was being cute, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm a jerk. And then I checked in with Jared
Speaker 2: later that night and I was like what are you doing?
Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, I'm at dinner, and I read
Speaker 2: him the Riot Act for being out to dinner. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you're out to dinner and I'm putting myself through hell
Speaker 2: for working and like really like, and I got off
Speaker 2: the phone and I was like, I just did that
Speaker 2: because I feel so bad. The baby's already in bed,
Speaker 2: like there was nothing else for him to do. He
Speaker 2: went out to dinner with his friends and he was like,
Speaker 2: but this is why we decided to get someone, yeah,
Speaker 2: live with us and do this. And I called him
Speaker 2: and I was just like, I'm sorry I took it
Speaker 2: out on you. So yes, I need to work on
Speaker 2: good girl. I feel like you wanting to go apologize
Speaker 2: that quickly guilt, Yeah, I am, because I'm like, I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm missing things. Although my friends are like,
Speaker 2: who have gone through this before, They're like, you're fine,
Speaker 2: you're not missing mine and I could go for your
Speaker 2: weekend and like, you know, so this is what I
Speaker 2: need to not take it out on him. Okay, so
Speaker 2: this is what I would say, And you didn't ask
Speaker 2: for my advice. But since you're talking about all things,
Speaker 2: I don't remember what I did at two months old.
Speaker 2: I don't remember laughing. I don't remember what I did
Speaker 2: at two years old. What he will remember is that
Speaker 2: he's got a badass mom.
Speaker 1: Who's working hard.
Speaker 2: He will know that you are doing all these things
Speaker 2: to make sure that he can have go to the
Speaker 2: Little League practice, go to this, go to the whatever.
Speaker 2: There's no it's easy or said than done. I don't
Speaker 2: have a child, right, but like I do feel guilty sometimes,
Speaker 2: like if I'm like not not the same the dogs
Speaker 2: one hundred percent, Like if I've had if I have
Speaker 2: to board them for an extended period of time, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm the worst, Like these are my dogs, but on
Speaker 2: boarding them because I'm either recharging my own battery so
Speaker 2: i can be a better mother, or I'm working to
Speaker 2: pay for them to take hikes in Ballabu.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So it's like I look at them and I'm like,
Speaker 2: you guys are so lucky, and look at them. They
Speaker 2: don't look like they're too sad over here as they
Speaker 2: follow me around and want to be with me all
Speaker 2: the time. Mac loves you, and he will look back
Speaker 2: and know that you are a great mother, not that
Speaker 2: you were out, you know, gallivanting around town.
Speaker 1: And I regret it.
Speaker 2: He will know how you talk to him, and that's
Speaker 2: very good. And I think that's a very mature thing
Speaker 2: to say.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Saying I'm sorry in a relationship is like step number
Speaker 2: one to recovery. Like just being like I'm sorry, like
Speaker 2: I was a dick, Like that goes a long way,
Speaker 2: at least for me.
Speaker 1: I was acknowledgment.
Speaker 2: I was with a very successful entrepreneur slash businessman business
Speaker 2: the hard word to say, I'm sure you did a
Speaker 2: great job.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: And I was asking him his biggest piece of advice
Speaker 2: with all of his success that he's had, and he said,
Speaker 2: I'm the first one to say I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: When it's needed.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: So in your relationships and in business, I love that
Speaker 1: I'm not sorry.
Speaker 2: No, I know. Hey, So yesterday our game, it didn't
Speaker 2: run late. It took a long time, I think for
Speaker 2: those last five minutes, and then there was a ton
Speaker 2: of traffic in Chicago. I was texting you and Ryan
Speaker 2: about like they're boarding now and we are twenty minutes out, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if we're going to make this. This
Speaker 2: is the story of my life. She's sending like the
Speaker 2: straight shot of like how long it is going to
Speaker 2: take to get Therefore, I was like, oh no, girl, Ophelia,
Speaker 2: this is going to be a rough one.
Speaker 1: It was the last white out.
Speaker 2: I hadn't peed in six to seven hours, exactly what
Speaker 2: we were talking about. It didn't matter if there was
Speaker 2: a hole in my skims, I wasn't gonna be able
Speaker 2: to use it anyways. I was fully sunburned. My hair
Speaker 2: has turned orange because of the sun. I'm in a
Speaker 2: like just through like vest and pan. I am this gross.
Speaker 2: I smell like an offensive lineman. And I'm sitting here
Speaker 2: checking other flights. I'm checking the ways. I'm like, we
Speaker 2: got two minutes till the jam clears up, get through
Speaker 2: security in front of my meteorologists traffic reporter that report
Speaker 2: yes and mother. By the way, Ole said to me,
Speaker 2: he goes, how about Kevin Burkhardt saying meteorologists and mother?
Speaker 2: She does it all. I love that man. He's so adorable.
Speaker 1: He's the best.
Speaker 2: Also side note, Greg dressed up at dinner this week
Speaker 2: because he goes well, I made the podcast. I had
Speaker 2: to bring a change of clothes speaking okay speak, that's
Speaker 2: a nice segue. And then wait, I want to wait, no,
Speaker 2: finish this because I always cut your stories off.
Speaker 1: No, you make your flight running running running. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't even remember what I was saying, but yeah,
Speaker 2: just I mean, just rereaked. I hadn't peed, I hadn't
Speaker 2: had any water.
Speaker 1: I sit down. They offered me one glass of wine.
Speaker 1: I'm wasting it. It was just a mess. I was
Speaker 1: just a mess.
Speaker 2: I always get mad though, when I sit down and
Speaker 2: there's You're like, you're sprinting to get to the thing,
Speaker 2: and you make it and you're like, oh, p few,
Speaker 2: I have enough time. But then you get on the
Speaker 2: plane and you're sitting there forever, and everyone around you,
Speaker 2: since they've already been in boarding Area one and gotten
Speaker 2: on the flight when they were supposed to, they all
Speaker 2: have a drink, and I'm like, hey, can I have you? Now?
Speaker 1: We have to wait.
Speaker 2: Now, we have to wait until we're forty five minutes
Speaker 2: into the flight. And all your gal wants is like
Speaker 2: when she sits down.
Speaker 1: I was so pissed.
Speaker 2: We ran so fast and had I hadn't eaten all day.
Speaker 2: And I took a picture and I sent it to you.
Speaker 1: Guys. Goonies never say die or whatever.
Speaker 2: The whole thing is and I could have gotten some
Speaker 2: mcnugets at the McDonald's next time. I mean there was
Speaker 2: enough time they were still boarding Group six, and I
Speaker 2: was like, well, geez, I could have gotten this six piece.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see that? I don't know why I
Speaker 2: always reference this commercial. McDonald's had this commercial. It was
Speaker 2: like an R and B, like a whole setup in
Speaker 2: the singer goes.
Speaker 1: Girl, you got a ten piece. Don't be stinja, it
Speaker 1: is so funny. I wreck, I caught you creep in
Speaker 1: at nag girl, you got a ten piece. Don't be stinjay.
Speaker 1: It's so funny.
Speaker 2: I mean it's not funny, but it's like he thinks
Speaker 2: he like he thinks the girl is like cheating on him,
Speaker 2: and she's like out in the middle of the night
Speaker 2: and she comes back with a McDonald's thing of McNuggets.
Speaker 1: And then he said, girl, you got a ten piece,
Speaker 1: don't biston jay. I'll show you tonight. Hey. Side note,
Speaker 1: before we get off, we're talking about Greg Greg. Are
Speaker 1: you a homeowner? Greg? How's your portfolio strong? To quite strong? Okay?
Speaker 2: Meet the parents. Speaking of parents, I love my parents.
Speaker 2: Steve Andrews sent me a text yesterday the show I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1: I love your parents so much. Oh yeah, we have
Speaker 1: our own texts going on.
Speaker 2: Say it was about the show and the little cutie
Speaker 2: was watching and he had comments and I said, you're
Speaker 2: just the best.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I love me Gronk and Julian, Well, I mean, let's
Speaker 2: save the last dance. Let's save the best for last.
Speaker 2: These two maniacs, okay, are unbelievable. We already know this.
Speaker 2: You vacationed with these, this get along gang before crazy.
Speaker 2: They are like, well, and again, I know not everyone
Speaker 2: listening to this has met Gronk or Julian Edelman, but
Speaker 2: imagine the person that you like see on television or
Speaker 2: your favorite athlete or whoever, not even your favorite, just
Speaker 2: an atheys and you're like, are they really like that
Speaker 2: in person?
Speaker 1: Yes, they're exactly like that.
Speaker 2: And then some like yesterday like reenacting the Lombardi and
Speaker 2: the baseball, so like there was like the whole thing,
Speaker 2: the whole story, which I won't get into all of it,
Speaker 2: but Gronk dented the Lombardi because he hit like Julian
Speaker 2: threw him a baseball. Julian didn't think that Gronk was
Speaker 2: actually going to use the real Lombardi like and like
Speaker 2: be like a batter in the batting box. He did it,
Speaker 2: dented the Lombardi. It's in the Patriots Hall of Fame
Speaker 2: still with the dent. So cool on the trophy anyway,
Speaker 2: So they reenacted that yesterday, and it's just they're so funny,
Speaker 2: They're so fun and I cannot wait. And I was like, Gronk,
Speaker 2: are you gonna be with us all year? He's gonna
Speaker 2: be there like thirteen weeks. But I it's just a
Speaker 2: reminder that like, these guys won three rings together. They
Speaker 2: played together for nine years, and it's a reminder that
Speaker 2: you can win at the highest level, you can be
Speaker 2: dominant at the highest level, and you can have fun
Speaker 2: doing it while still falling underneath the BELICHICKI and like.
Speaker 1: It was gonna say a job thing. Wow, it's as
Speaker 1: a head coach. Correct.
Speaker 2: So this whole thing of like, oh, you've got to
Speaker 2: you know, do things a certain way. Yes, there's, of course,
Speaker 2: is always a recipe for success, but it takes on
Speaker 2: a lot of different identities. And when I looked at
Speaker 2: those two together yesterday, I was like, what an awesome
Speaker 2: scrap book of life that you were able to have
Speaker 2: success at that level together, but then also do it
Speaker 2: with like your best friends and it's just so cool.
Speaker 1: And then Brady called.
Speaker 2: Brady called Julian, I guess after the show, and Julian
Speaker 2: walked outside to take the call, and he set the
Speaker 2: fire alarm off.
Speaker 1: He walked out the wrong door. The alarm's going off
Speaker 1: in the whole building. Yeah, the get along.
Speaker 2: Gang, Yeah exactly. Our boss goes. Brad goes, ask wrong Jewels,
Speaker 2: what just happened with the fire alarm? Because I wasn't there.
Speaker 2: I was still in the studio, so we didn't hear it.
Speaker 2: So what set off the fire alarm? What does he say? Oh?
Speaker 2: HOWI long Bryan's keeping us on task. So we go
Speaker 2: to dinner on that Friday night before this past Friday? Sweet,
Speaker 2: how we long a stream boat? That he is just like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I brought it up because of father's How we love
Speaker 2: having like forefathers, our four fathers, four scores, our forefathers.
Speaker 2: He goes you and Aaron that podcast. I go, oh god,
Speaker 2: what do they do now? And I go, did we
Speaker 2: do something wrong? He goes, no, I just got to
Speaker 2: make sure that I'm monitoring what you guys are doing.
Speaker 2: He's not going to like my skims content, but it's
Speaker 2: real life stuff that women all understand and people need
Speaker 2: to talk about. And he goes, I make sure that
Speaker 2: I keep an eye on you two. And Chris lungs,
Speaker 2: so he watches the podcast clips these on social and
Speaker 2: he's got a fake handle so no one knows it's him.
Speaker 1: And how uh huh.
Speaker 2: I won't even tell you what it is because then
Speaker 2: I'll out him for it. He has a fake handle,
Speaker 2: a Fensta account, so he can monitor what we're doing
Speaker 2: and what Chris Long is doing. And I said, Howie,
Speaker 2: if I couldn't love you any more, you know than
Speaker 2: I already do, I do now because you are adorable.
Speaker 1: He goes, I just got to make sure.
Speaker 2: Howie don't get mad at me about my skims learning
Speaker 2: how to go potty with it on, because I cleared
Speaker 2: it with Constant Schwartz Marini send all thoughts and concerns
Speaker 2: to her and Jared Lee Stole. You know, I just
Speaker 2: think it's like something women have a hard time with,
Speaker 2: and it's like, listen, it's like fertility, and you know,
Speaker 2: trying to go potty with your spanks on.
Speaker 1: It's difficult. These things need to be talked about.
Speaker 2: Look, if we want to have a podcast, we got
Speaker 2: to talk about things from A to Z and do
Speaker 2: you have to pee? That's all all the time we
Speaker 2: have for this snake, Surrey, Bye bye.
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