1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,240 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:08,959 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Have a 6 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:20,480 Speaker 1: few pet peeves that I think we all know about. Okay, 7 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 1: bad tippers, Yeah, but why are you looking at me? Also, 8 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 1: bad singers don't look at me, of course, North American 9 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 1: bakery owners who don't know basic mid century Japanese history. Wait, 10 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: why aren't you looking at anyone in this room? Well, 11 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,239 Speaker 1: luckily we're all safe there. But it's not easy to 12 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 1: do all these phone pranks and find out what someone's 13 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:49,839 Speaker 1: weakness is. Luckily, that's what one lady's husband told us. 14 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: Though she doesn't know anything about the history of Japan 15 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 1: and that sickens me. So we're gonna make this phone 16 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 1: call very uncomfortable for her East Style. Okay, it's her 17 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:13,039 Speaker 1: phone tap right now? The bakery, How may I help you? Hi? 18 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:18,400 Speaker 1: Are you the manager? I'm actually the owner? Oh? Oh 19 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 1: you're you're Leah? Oh yes, I am so I know 20 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 1: we never met before. But my name's Cal and I 21 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:31,760 Speaker 1: work for Foreign Affairs M Foreign Affairs. I'm calling because 22 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,960 Speaker 1: we recently invited the Crown Prince of Japan to come 23 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 1: visit us and Wally's in town. We were going to 24 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 1: show him some of the sites. Oh all right, and 25 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 1: we wanted to give him a little taste of the 26 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 1: local culture. So we were thinking maybe that could start 27 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 1: at your bakery. Oh wow, thank you. That is awesome. Well, 28 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 1: I would love to help you anyway I can, And 29 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 1: just to go over the plan real quick, it'd be 30 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: pretty simple. The Prince would come in, he taste a 31 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 1: couple of your pastries, take some photos, and if he 32 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: doesn't like something, then we're gonna shut your store down. 33 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 1: But just what, I don't think you can do that? Yeah, no, 34 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:17,840 Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm kidding, just a little joke, but I'd 35 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 1: be nervous there. Yeah. So, just before we lock this 36 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: into the calendar, I have to ask you a few 37 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:26,080 Speaker 1: simple questions about you and your business. Sure, sure. Question one, 38 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 1: do you have security cameras on the premises? Yes, we do, 39 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 1: we haven't one at the front door and one in 40 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:37,799 Speaker 1: the back. That's what she said. I'm sorry, sorry, never mind. 41 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,639 Speaker 1: Um oh, excuse me. Let yeah, let's get serious for 42 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 1: a second and talk about Japanese culture. So who's your 43 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 1: favorite emperor. Was it Fushihito from fourteen sixty four to 44 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 1: fifteen hundred or you're more of a Noriyoshi fan the 45 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: fourteenth century? You know, I'd have to say, I don't 46 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 1: have an opinion on that. I'm sorry, what I guess 47 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 1: I'm not up on my Japanese culture. Are you joking? No? No, 48 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 1: Why would I have any clue about any of that. 49 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,839 Speaker 1: I don't know. Everybody knows Fushihito was more benevolent, while 50 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 1: Noriyoshi was a little more ruthless. Is that right? Yeah? 51 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 1: So you want me to pick the benevolent one. Well, 52 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,399 Speaker 1: I mean, I can't tell you who to pick, but 53 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 1: I do promise you this one is going to offend 54 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 1: the prince. Well, then I'm going to pick the one 55 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 1: who won't offend the prince Artai Okay, you know I 56 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 1: can't give this away. Maybe we should just move on 57 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 1: to the next question. Do you have a favorite Japanese movie? 58 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 1: Because the Crown Prince is huge film buff I do 59 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 1: not Again, I'm sorry, but I I could look some 60 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 1: of those up and pick one up. Okay, see now 61 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 1: I'm getting a little bit worried. I just pulled one 62 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 1: up on my phone out I hop about crazy rich Asians. 63 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 1: Does that sound okay? Oh no, no, that's Singapore, that's 64 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: not Japan. Oh did you go to public school? Is 65 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:03,160 Speaker 1: that what that is? Excuse me? You know what does 66 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 1: that have to do with anything. I'm just guessing your 67 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 1: favorite TV shows probably not Jeopardy. Maybe you're more of 68 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:11,119 Speaker 1: a fuller House type of gal I have the less 69 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: funny remake. I don't think I'll even respond to that. 70 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,279 Speaker 1: Do you do you have more questions for me? Because 71 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,039 Speaker 1: I mean not so much questions as tips and pointers, 72 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 1: like when the Prince comes, you need to make sure 73 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,360 Speaker 1: you're not scared, but also you're not too friendly. Well 74 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,839 Speaker 1: what does that even mean? I mean just the happy 75 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: medium in between, like your bows need to be within 76 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 1: the thirty six to thirty seven degrees forward range and 77 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,039 Speaker 1: make sure you're bending only at the waist. That is 78 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,920 Speaker 1: so specific. I don't even know what that mean. What 79 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,040 Speaker 1: does it even look like? Thirty six to thirty seven 80 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 1: degree I don't even know. Okay, well you can look 81 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: it up on YouTube and practice there just get like 82 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 1: a protractor and measure the angle. I'm the only one 83 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:51,279 Speaker 1: here right now at my business, and I don't really 84 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: have time for all of this. When was this supposed 85 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 1: to happen? Because I don't think I can do this 86 00:04:55,160 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 1: if I know Prince is coming in ninety minutes. Excuse me? 87 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,280 Speaker 1: What You're going to ban the Crown Prince of Japan 88 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:08,720 Speaker 1: from coming in? No, fan, I am just turning down 89 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: the opportunity to showcase my business with the Prince because 90 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:16,039 Speaker 1: you have not given me sufficient time. I should have 91 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,720 Speaker 1: known this. Your husband did warn me about your severe 92 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 1: lack of knowledge of the Asian culture. My husband, what Aaron? 93 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:27,800 Speaker 1: What Aaron is the one that told me to call 94 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:32,839 Speaker 1: you and do this prank. Because my name's actually Jeff 95 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:34,839 Speaker 1: from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. 96 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:41,600 Speaker 1: Oh thank god. You have no idea how believe god? 97 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:44,120 Speaker 1: Your husband set you up because he said your bakery's 98 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 1: getting huge reviews online. When you want to have a 99 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,239 Speaker 1: little bit of fun with you about it? You because boy, 100 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 1: I was really sweating it. You have no idea how 101 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,840 Speaker 1: nervous you made. It's because of the public school education. Right, 102 00:05:56,960 --> 00:06:01,559 Speaker 1: A good one for the phone you got public school 103 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:06,359 Speaker 1: written all over you. Unfortunately, that was really nice. That 104 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 1: was a nice Oh my god, weeke up. Every morning 105 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:14,720 Speaker 1: was Phone tapp weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and 106 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,040 Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning