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Speaker 1: Some Donkey today is just so themselves.

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Speaker 2: I've been watching Charlotte man ready, I never heard.

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Speaker 1: Them donkey.

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Speaker 3: Say it again?

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Speaker 1: Yes you are adult Charlotte Donkey of Today for Friday

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Speaker 1: February thirteenth.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's Friday the thirteenth. I don't care about that

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Speaker 4: no more. I used to not anymore. It goes to

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Speaker 4: a woman named Michelle Cobb k I think her name is.

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Speaker 4: I'm probably pronouncing her last name wrong. Listen, man, I

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Speaker 4: am reminded every day how hard it is for women

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Speaker 4: to find the right partner out here. Okay, I am

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Speaker 4: surrounded by some very very very very very very very

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Speaker 4: very single women. Okay, I'm talking about the type of

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Speaker 4: women that jd Vance uses to prove his childish cat

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Speaker 4: lady point. But it's not because they don't want a man. Okay,

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Speaker 4: it's not because they don't want to be in a relationship.

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Speaker 4: They just can't find the man. In full disclosure, it's

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Speaker 4: hard for me as an unk. Okay, it's hard for

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Speaker 4: me as an unk to these women. It's hard for

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Speaker 4: me as a brother to these women. It's hard for

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Speaker 4: me to feel sympathy for them because I know them,

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Speaker 4: and because I know them I can totally see why

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Speaker 4: they're single.

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Speaker 1: I totally understand.

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Speaker 4: Why they can't find anyone, why nobody wants to be,

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Speaker 4: why their relationships don't last.

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Speaker 1: I completely understand.

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Speaker 4: Okay, But I also can understand why women be sick

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Speaker 4: of men. Okay, A lot of men need to go

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Speaker 4: through the work on themselves. That's why I be stressing healing.

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Speaker 4: I know a lot of women who refuse to even

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Speaker 4: date a man who's not going to therapy, and I

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Speaker 4: don't blame them, but some women like Michelle Cobka, some

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Speaker 4: women like Michelle Cobka are going to extremes to prove

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Speaker 4: that they don't need a man.

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Speaker 1: See.

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Speaker 4: Michelle Cobka has been diagnosed with objective philua. I ever

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Speaker 4: heard of that, anybody in the room. It's when you

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Speaker 4: develop an attraction to objects.

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Speaker 1: Okay, because of this condition? Are you looking at me

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Speaker 1: with that? Michelle fell in love all right?

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Speaker 4: You know, she fell in love with and I want

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Speaker 4: all my single friends, all my single you know what,

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Speaker 4: nieces and sisters to listen because there's other.

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Speaker 1: Options out here.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, Michelle fell in love with an airplane. Oh

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Speaker 4: not just any airplane, a Boeing seven thirty seven, eight hundred.

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Speaker 4: She says she's attracted to the plane's wings okay, the

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Speaker 4: plane's wing lets okay, and it's thrustess.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 4: Michelle said, the plane got a big ass cock pit.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: She carried out a long distance relationship with the airplane,

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Speaker 4: but after nine years of flying high, the relationship has

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Speaker 4: come crashing down because Michelle and her Boeing seven thirty

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Speaker 4: seven eight hundred have finally broken up. I know you

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Speaker 4: all are listening to me, and you're saying to yourself,

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Speaker 4: uncle Charlah.

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Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: Well, if you don't believe me, Michelle was on a

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Speaker 4: reality show with her babe, so you could listen to

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Speaker 4: the story for yourself, let's listen.

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Speaker 5: Michelle's love of planes is known as objective failure, and

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Speaker 5: she's not alone. Over five thousand people worldwide are also

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Speaker 5: in love with inanimate objects, and that's just what's been documented.

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Speaker 5: Unable to fit one hundred and twenty nine feet and

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Speaker 5: six inches of seven three seven into her apartment, the

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Speaker 5: focus of Michelle's daily love is her models and the

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Speaker 5: life size scrap parts she buys online. Michelle has spent

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Speaker 5: some six thousand dollars on these seven three seven parts.

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Speaker 4: You judging, okay, but when the plane starts talking dirty

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Speaker 4: to you, saying things like, baby, I'm carrying a full

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Speaker 4: load and the passengers are ready to disembark, ooh, you

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Speaker 4: can talk back to the plane dirty and say, ooh, baby,

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Speaker 4: you want your being stuffed. Listen man. Michelle said her

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Speaker 4: biggest dream was to be married and live with the plane.

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Speaker 4: She says she sleeps with her darling every night, either

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Speaker 4: with real you know, components like the spoiler, the flap track,

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Speaker 4: bearing and tank valve are a five foot two model.

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Speaker 4: She said, intimacy as part of our relationship. I'm actually

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Speaker 4: kind of shocked they couldn't make it work because in

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Speaker 4: relationships there is going to be turbulence. Okay, seeing relationships,

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Speaker 4: everything starts out good, it's a smooth takeoff, but there's

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Speaker 4: gonna be points where a ride gets bumpy. That's why

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Speaker 4: you have to wear your seat belt on the plane.

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Speaker 4: You can't get up and go to the bathroom right now,

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Speaker 4: Sit here and figure it out what you're gonna do.

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Speaker 4: Get up, open the emergency door and jump out just

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Speaker 4: because things are getting rough.

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Speaker 1: You thirty thousand feet in the air, that's not gonna work.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you are not going to be on cloud nine

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Speaker 4: every moment of a relationship, even if you were dating

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Speaker 4: a plane, and none of the single ladies I know

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Speaker 4: better be judging you.

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Speaker 1: Bet.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't that. I didn't know you were single. I

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Speaker 4: wasn't even talking about you. Why are you jumping?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 3: Why?

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Speaker 1: Why you? Why you did it? I had no idea

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Speaker 1: all of you. Okay, all, I'm simply saying that all

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Speaker 1: my needs.

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Speaker 4: At least Michelle had somebody.

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Speaker 1: All right, She was with that plane for nine years. Okay.

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Speaker 1: My good friends could never or maybe they could, but

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Speaker 1: they got too many wants.

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Speaker 4: Okay, these checklists of what they need a man to do,

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Speaker 4: and you know, you know they they don't even check

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Speaker 4: off none of the boxes.

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Speaker 1: They looking for another's. I felt so bad for them.

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Speaker 4: What you want in someone else, you must possess in yourself.

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Speaker 4: So imagine how fly Michelle must be that she ended

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Speaker 4: up with a whole plane as a sexual partner for

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Speaker 4: nine years.

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Speaker 1: She did what works for her, and for.

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Speaker 4: The record, her and the plane have stayed on good

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Speaker 4: terms and the breakup wasn't too messy, And she said

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Speaker 4: her and the plane are still friends. That's good to

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Speaker 4: know that Michelle and the plane had a smooth landing.

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Speaker 4: Please give Michelle Copka the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons you.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh ye.

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Speaker 4: Good morning all my single nieces, Good morning all, my

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Speaker 4: good morning, all my single friends. Okay, there's just another

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Speaker 4: option out there for y'all. Okay, that's why that fan

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Speaker 4: will open, because God don't like ugly. There is another

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Speaker 4: option out there for y'all. Okay, that's what the p

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Speaker 4: all right, whoa.

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Speaker 1: Option? All right? I want y'all to know this over.

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Speaker 3: How you feeling?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 1: Okay, man, this is crazy.

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Speaker 3: That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Matc, come here, Mac, hit the wibble one time.

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Speaker 4: Hit the wobble one time, big man.

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Speaker 1: You can't do the he lost weight.

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Speaker 4: Mac is concerned. Mac is concerned. He's concerned about the

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Speaker 4: single people.

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Speaker 1: They need. You got the singles war between the single

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Speaker 1: community and that lives matter community.

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Speaker 4: Because you don't want you don't want this baby.

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Speaker 1: Just talked to stay with you. I was just I

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Speaker 1: was just concerned.

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Speaker 2: Est come on, this lady took to my high club

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Speaker 2: like literally, and it just made me think that the

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Speaker 2: way you was coming to the defense, that maybe you

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Speaker 2: was just upset that you wasn't getting any turbulence in

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Speaker 2: your middle seat.

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Speaker 1: But this came from love. I love you, came from love.

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Speaker 4: Person.

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Speaker 1: Why are you getting upset? I represented from my people,

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Speaker 1: and I just want to say.

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Speaker 4: Your people, at least at least a lot of the

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Speaker 4: single community only need a middle seat.

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Speaker 1: We don't need multiple seats. She said.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, But it's obvious that ladies is getting bad because

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Speaker 2: y'all fall in love with all in adamant objects. You'll

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Speaker 2: fall in love with roses year, I'll fall in love

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Speaker 2: with plane.

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Speaker 3: It's getting with objects like y'all.

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Speaker 4: Okay, turn a while we're off.

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Speaker 3: This is over over the last thing you fell in

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Speaker 3: love with. This is not about me. We're not doing it.

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Speaker 4: Listen, man, you should fall in love with objects because

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Speaker 4: objects in the mirror are closer than they up here.

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Speaker 4: So that lets me know the objects. You will be

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Speaker 4: with an object before you be with a man. That's

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Speaker 4: what I'm getting.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna find it. You're gonna find somebody. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: find somebody. That's what I'm getting from a All right,

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Speaker 1: when we come back.

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Speaker 4: you get the haunts.

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