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Speaker 1: Say watch.

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Speaker 2: Say shot to kill Pat. So I shouldn't chos you question.

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Speaker 3: And mom to.

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Speaker 1: Leave it alone.

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Speaker 4: I feel like I care up this way, leave of no,

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Speaker 4: No'm grown. That's why I want to know.

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Speaker 3: Hi, welcome back, and by three good mom's bad choices.

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Speaker 3: I'm Erica and I'm Nila, and Hi, Hello there.

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Speaker 4: What'd you do this weekend?

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Speaker 1: Wait?

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Speaker 4: I saw you this week?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: That you did? Do you remember?

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Speaker 4: Vaguely? Vaguely?

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Speaker 6: Not much at that point in the night and that

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Speaker 6: night I told myself I'm not going to like really drink.

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Speaker 4: I have to throw an Easter party the next day.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what happened between that conversation and when

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Speaker 5: I saw you, but that she went out the window.

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Speaker 4: I know because I was drinking Margarita's and they're so

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Speaker 4: that's the wonder, they're so good. Like I'm just like,

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Speaker 4: I have one more?

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Speaker 5: Why not tequila?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I love tequila. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: It's not picturing that you sent me today. Was I

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Speaker 7: Looked like a shot around my neck? I think I

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Speaker 7: think you looped around my neck and then we're going

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Speaker 7: to take a shot.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: The idea came from now it made sense to the

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Speaker 7: time and you and you're drinking, you're you came in

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Speaker 7: there performing.

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Speaker 4: I just felt, I don't whether wait with their concert,

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 5: There was a small performance for like twenty minutes, but

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Speaker 5: I didn't. I didn't. I don't know if you got

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Speaker 6: Oh no, I didn't even see that. I was just

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Speaker 6: making fun of myself for like, like my arms around you,

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Speaker 5: Like just like, and you drink Hennessy because at that

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Speaker 5: point you're doing Hennessy.

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Speaker 4: That's what happened.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're drinking margrete Is. But when you when you

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Speaker 5: got to me, it was tennasy. I was lit. You

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Speaker 5: were drunk when I saw and I was drunk already,

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Speaker 5: and I like, so that's what we did. But you

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Speaker 5: made bad choices.

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Speaker 4: I mean, it was a good choice. It's always a

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Speaker 4: good choice to have fun it hanging out with your friends.

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Speaker 7: Make four choices that you're gonna regret the next day

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Speaker 7: when you have to host an Easter party.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right. I mean I didn't make any poor

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Speaker 4: like a box of saltines to even it out what

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Speaker 4: I thought wasn't even know, disgusting, But uh.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know anything else going on. Oh I

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Speaker 6: hope you guys have been liking my music. Jamila just

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Speaker 6: told me she was been digging my my musical choices.

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Speaker 5: Yes, those selections are on point.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I don't know if you know who Rylin is

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Speaker 6: into our last episode. Shout out to Marylin, we love you.

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Speaker 6: It's very It's a very honest.

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Speaker 7: Song that everyone can relate to as far as I'm concerned,

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Speaker 7: because everyone's been a home at some point, done some holishness.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes it's not once upon a time. Sometimes it is cruel.

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Speaker 5: As we speak.

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Speaker 7: You also had some West Coast music on there was

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Speaker 6: Started off talking about you know, definite Clark and if

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Speaker 6: you and Sterling too, like the cops are not going

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Speaker 6: to be prosecuted. One of them was fired. They've been

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Speaker 6: on paid leave this whole time. That's but one of

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Speaker 5: Woh I think I did hear that's fuck the police

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Speaker 5: how how it's so clear? That's crazy. Yeah, we're living

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Speaker 4: There's a lot going on.

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Speaker 6: There's like teachers in Oklahoma walking out on like students

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Speaker 5: T's crazy.

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Speaker 6: I mean teachers like they're the foundation for like my brain,

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Speaker 6: you know what I mean. Like my mom wasn't going

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Speaker 6: to teach me everything. A teacher is gonna teach me. Like,

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Speaker 7: You know, I'm starting to realize that I had this huge,

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Speaker 5: Situation that I manifested in my life. But I'm like,

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Speaker 5: I don't know if this is realistic.

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Speaker 1: I think we all do.

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Speaker 6: I said the same exact thing when I got pregnant.

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Speaker 6: I was like, I can't read you like teacher teach

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Speaker 4: I mean, I am teaching her. I'm constantly teaching her.

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Speaker 4: It's just not in that way, like I'm not a

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Speaker 5: I could.

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Speaker 5: It's school time, Luna. You know, it's one o'clock and

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Speaker 4: I mean, I read with Iri.

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Speaker 6: I show her pictures. I you know, I'm still going

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Speaker 6: any times. Yeah, but it's good even if you're not

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Speaker 6: teaching them. You're talking to them, which essentially is teaching them.

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Speaker 5: Too true true, and they pick up on anything everything anyway.

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Speaker 4: Yeah we should.

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Speaker 7: Today we're going to talk about our four because we

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Speaker 5: I know that's a nod number eight.

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Speaker 4: There's definitely more.

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Speaker 5: I just think of them our four most embarrassing moments.

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Speaker 4: Yes, four most embarrassing moments.

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Speaker 6: This is.

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Speaker 4: For all one hundred of my listeners, to.

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Speaker 5: All my friends and family out there, keep up weekly.

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Speaker 7: This is for you.

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Speaker 5: This is all the things you don't know.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to know.

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Speaker 5: You go first, Oh great, yeah, and it's just write

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Speaker 7: So one time, one time at band camp, I was

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Speaker 7: I don't know this hot Latin Miami looking couple with

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Like you want to hang out tonight? Going to sushi?

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Speaker 5: We going salsa dancing? Sure, sign me up. I go

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Speaker 5: We got this beautiful sushi dinner.

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Speaker 7: We go dancing Latin stuff, spitting me all around the

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Speaker 5: I ended up, even though it was very embarrassing. I

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Speaker 5: Like, I think it's like you should stay. You should

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Speaker 5: And they're like, we really didn't feel comfortable with that

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Speaker 5: Yeah, But prior to all that, it was very embarrassing.

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Speaker 4: I waited, what were you there?

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Speaker 4: I went to Miami.

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Speaker 4: I need to go to Miami. I have a friend

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Speaker 6: Okay, it's my term. My mind is not as elaborate

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Speaker 5: Just like you lose control. Yeah, I mean everybody relaxed.

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Speaker 6: Also, I've also suffered was suffered with stomach issues my

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Speaker 5: But yeah, that's my But that's someone you're in a relationship,

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Speaker 5: So did you just laugh laugh at all?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry and be like like I then have to happen.

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Speaker 1: It was hilarious.

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Speaker 4: It was not my finest moment ever.

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Speaker 5: That's funny turn.

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Speaker 7: Pick wisely, Uh oh, this is not embarrassing as it

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Speaker 7: And also side note, I breastfed for like a really

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Speaker 5: Yes, because I'm another fucking nature.

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Speaker 7: So yeah, I was shit, I'm still lactating right now

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he gives a couple of drops of milk out

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Speaker 7: So but I will say, best boobs of my life

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Speaker 4: So you know, you guys saw that photo, I was like,

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Speaker 7: Also, I had this guy over that I was like

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Speaker 7: Actually the only reason I invited him over because he

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Speaker 5: Yeah right, little No, He's like no, this is what

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Speaker 7: No one listens, and he was still looking with his

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Speaker 7: out until they get married. And I'm like, but you're

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Speaker 4: Even the boy doesn't move.

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Speaker 5: He's a fuck a boy, bitch that was a grown

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Speaker 5: it's still his parents' house. I went to his house

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Speaker 5: one time in like basketball. It's like a basketball poster

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Speaker 5: Boy, this is interesting.

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Speaker 6: That's how I feel like my no chemistry, Bay was

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Speaker 4: Well, well I was very smart. Well yeah, well I

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I can come out respect with LUNs religious religious.

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Speaker 4: People on their sex game. But you don't.

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Speaker 7: You don't respect the religious guys fuck like a porn star. Hey,

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Speaker 7: now you're full of shit. You're not religious.

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Speaker 5: No, he tricks me, because that was what I was thinking, like, Oh,

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Speaker 5: it's gonna be really rated. G who cares when it

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Speaker 5: that yet, so he's must be observing it. No, like

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Speaker 4: He's watching porn all day right right, mastering all the.

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Speaker 5: Movie, like starting to get busy, and I was like

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Speaker 7: I'm like, oh shit, the sounds fucker is gonna get milk.

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Speaker 7: So I'm like, be careful, I don't know, like trying

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Speaker 5: You might you might get some milk. Be cared, don't

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Speaker 7: But surprisingly the operator is embarrassed that. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 7: this is such a mom thing, like.

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Speaker 5: But surprisingly it was. It was into it. It was like,

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Speaker 4: Ni like pinching it, like let me get one, no drop.

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Speaker 7: I don't doubt that you can't taste it though, but

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Speaker 4: Okay, maybe yours does. I don't think everybody's tastes. Did

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Speaker 4: I did not taste like vanilla.

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Speaker 5: It's sweet.

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Speaker 4: Was it was like sweeter, but it was like even

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Speaker 5: My friend did too, have obviously a very odd friend.

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Speaker 5: She was like can I yeah, my friend please, I'm like,

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Speaker 5: you're sure, let me see you do it?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, hey not Alita, I stasty and you

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Speaker 4: want black. She doesn't care. She probably would still do it.

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Speaker 6: I'm just uh, I really didn't want to do it

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Speaker 7: I don't know how you managed to like not taste

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Speaker 4: I don't need to taste it. What are you taste before?

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Speaker 4: Don't need to taste before.

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Speaker 7: It's good for you, it's good for your face, it's

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Speaker 4: Brest does heal. It's a healer for sure. And that's

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Speaker 5: Enough, wait where I forgot. Oh yeah, that moment, the

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Speaker 4: Did you ever have sex again? Like did he try it?

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Speaker 4: Was it? Did he become a thing?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: We hung out a few times, but did he like

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay. Are there any men's out there that

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah there are. Have you seen Craigslist personals? Such weird

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Speaker 5: shit in there?

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Speaker 4: I'm sure there is.

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Speaker 5: I mean sometimes I look just because it's entertaining. There's

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Speaker 7: They actually perplex service announcement. They just shut down the

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Speaker 5: It's illegal, because it's illegal.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, no, I believe it. I mean guy like,

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Speaker 6: Like pregnant, like I told you, like, oh, pregnant fetish,

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Speaker 7: Personal fetish. Weird when it comes to sex, I think

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Speaker 6: It's so interesting, like what people's things are like that

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Speaker 6: But I also don't know anyone else who like well,

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Speaker 4: not heal easily.

450
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,359
Speaker 6: What they don't tell you is that sometimes you pee

451
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:11,560
Speaker 6: on yourself, like you don't realize you're peeing on yourself.

452
00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:14,480
Speaker 6: Like I would just be sitting and then I'd get

453
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,480
Speaker 6: up and then like the whole couch would be soaked,

454
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:20,240
Speaker 6: and I'd be like, what the fuck? So that happened

455
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,960
Speaker 6: a few different times. The one time that it happened

456
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:27,480
Speaker 6: was I was at Target and give me those paper

457
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:32,119
Speaker 6: panties I made my baby daddy go Bubby depends the

458
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,119
Speaker 6: most embarrassing.

459
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,359
Speaker 4: It was the most embarrassing.

460
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,600
Speaker 5: At that point, I just cried, and I get your

461
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:38,560
Speaker 5: like go get and depends.

462
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:43,520
Speaker 4: I was, yeah, I was just crying because I was

463
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,880
Speaker 4: so embarrassed. I was so tired at the time.

464
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:50,880
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was really embarrassing at the time. It's

465
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:51,640
Speaker 1: pretty embarrassing.

466
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,199
Speaker 7: Can you take my turn and until the other very

467
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,880
Speaker 7: embarrassing one concerning depends with the guy?

468
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,240
Speaker 4: Please please please?

469
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,240
Speaker 6: I mean, it's it's not embarrassing for me. Well, it's

470
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,520
Speaker 6: kind of embarrassing for me because like I'm so we

471
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,679
Speaker 6: dissipated in it, but I didn't know about it till anyway.

472
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,320
Speaker 6: So this there was this guy that I was dating.

473
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,399
Speaker 6: He was we were so bar in New York when

474
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,400
Speaker 6: I lived out there, and he was like really fine,

475
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,400
Speaker 6: Like I saw him immediately, like he had a really

476
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,440
Speaker 6: nice ass, like and I'm not really into asses like that,

477
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,200
Speaker 6: like I don't really care, but like I was like

478
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,120
Speaker 6: one of the things I noticed.

479
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:29,800
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, And so we went on a day,

480
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:34,399
Speaker 4: we had sex, whatever, and then he invited me to

481
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:34,800
Speaker 4: his house.

482
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,800
Speaker 6: So I went to his apartment and he was like,

483
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go take a shower or I don't know

484
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,960
Speaker 6: why whatever. He went to go take a shower, and

485
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,680
Speaker 6: you know, I was being nosy and shit. I was

486
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 6: like going walking around his room checking, you know, the

487
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:48,880
Speaker 6: situational like us women we do. I wasn't going through anything.

488
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 6: But then I looked to the side by his bed,

489
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,200
Speaker 6: like behind his bed or like at the end of

490
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,200
Speaker 6: his bed. There was a bag of depends and I

491
00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,240
Speaker 6: was like, Okay, this can't be for him. Maybe he

492
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,360
Speaker 6: has a grandma I don't know about. He's holding onto

493
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 6: her depends, like I was trying to come up with,

494
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,440
Speaker 6: Like I was trying to understand reason.

495
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,199
Speaker 4: There's no reason he would need depends.

496
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 6: So anyway, then the next time we have sex, I

497
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 6: noticed that there was like kind of like this like

498
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,840
Speaker 6: watery like blood. I don't know who blood, but it

499
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,120
Speaker 6: was like on it was a stain after we get sex,

500
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 6: and my thought maybe it was I had just finished

501
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 6: my period and I thought maybe, like, well, maybe I

502
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:27,439
Speaker 6: bled a little bit.

503
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,639
Speaker 4: I don't know, so I like let it go.

504
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,760
Speaker 6: And then it happened again, but this time he got

505
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 6: up out of the bed and walked. He thought he

506
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:37,560
Speaker 6: was looking so fine because he was fine. He was walking,

507
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 6: he was walking to the bathroom, and it was a string.

508
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 4: Hanging out of his ass.

509
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,359
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, And I.

510
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 6: Was, oh, and by the way, I should say that also,

511
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 6: I forgot to mention that he has diabetes.

512
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 4: He has type two by a diabetes, which I mean,

513
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,199
Speaker 4: to my knowledge, is pretty serious diabetes.

514
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,159
Speaker 6: You shouldn't be drinking all those things, which he did

515
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 6: excessively because he was a bartender and wasn't taking care

516
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:01,119
Speaker 6: of himself. So anyway, I'm like, what the fuck, Like

517
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,119
Speaker 6: what do I do? Like do I say something? So

518
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,560
Speaker 6: I don't say anything.

519
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 7: But you know, for you know, you identify it for

520
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,879
Speaker 7: sure as a as a tampon string, and it's definitely

521
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 7: hanging from his ass.

522
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, it's a string. Okay, I don't know if

523
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:16,440
Speaker 4: it's a it's a string of some sore in his ass. Okay,

524
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 4: all right, coming out it wasn't like toilet paper, notthing

525
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 4: like that. No, So then I googled it and yeah,

526
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 4: there's like sometimes when you have a like really.

527
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,920
Speaker 6: Bad case of the diabetes, you becoming you like developing

528
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 6: continence and like you can't control like yourself. Sometimes like

529
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 6: things leak out of your butt. Oh my god, like

530
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 6: blood or like a mucis.

531
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 8: See okay, okay, okay, okay, you're killing my god. It's

532
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 8: really not funny because it's fun of fucked up. Like

533
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 8: this guy, he's not taking care of himself.

534
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 5: He has things that he should have pre warned you about,

535
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:53,199
Speaker 5: like you.

536
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 4: Can't just get up the diabetes. But he didn't tell

537
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 4: me the symptom.

538
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 5: He didn't say, I'm gonna get out of the bed walk.

539
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 5: I'm trying to be sexy with this very strength, like

540
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:01,679
Speaker 5: you probably thought.

541
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 4: He tucked it, good girl. I don't know, Okay, I

542
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 4: just know that after that, every time.

543
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,679
Speaker 6: I went to his bar, like every time it's his bar,

544
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 6: I was always staring at his ass. And then like

545
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 6: a few times, oh my god, I'm got to say this.

546
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 6: A few times there was like staying on his.

547
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 4: Hands, like in the seat of this pant, like on

548
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:23,879
Speaker 4: his jeans, like oh he's bartending. Oh you leaked, and you.

549
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 5: Could see it from from them, from the stools, like

550
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 5: the bar seats.

551
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 6: And then I would then I saw the need bent

552
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 6: over a few times, and I saw that depends peaking

553
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 6: from his jeans. It's just like things you don't look

554
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 6: out for. That he that was probably always there, but

555
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 6: I just never noticed.

556
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 1: I don't know.

557
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 6: But yeah, so.

558
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 4: That was pretty bad. But I don't know if I'm

559
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 4: more embarrassed for him than I am for me. I mean,

560
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 4: I am kind of embarras's kind of an embarrassing story.

561
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 4: But I didn't realize that.

562
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 5: But yeah, that's pretty bad.

563
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 4: I would have been. I didn't even know. I can't

564
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 4: believe you said then you would have something.

565
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 5: There's something in your It was a strange let me

566
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 5: help you, let me get that.

567
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 4: Felt bad.

568
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 7: I was like, oh my god, I can't you're like,

569
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,679
Speaker 7: and then I googled it, only you would say, And.

570
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:13,399
Speaker 5: Then I googled it.

571
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 4: I Google everything. Yeah, Google knows all. Google knows all.

572
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 5: Okay, doctor Google, No.

573
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 4: It's it's not true. Google foreed you lies.

574
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 6: But I wasn't about to go to the library and

575
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 6: look up type two of diabetes.

576
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,119
Speaker 4: So Google was it was.

577
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 6: There for me.

578
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 5: Uh it was my turn now.

579
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 7: Okay, So this is my most embarrassing moment of all time.

580
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 7: I was at my house with my best friend and

581
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 7: then my computer was connected to my TV like through

582
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 7: a whatever a chord because I don't know, I was cooking,

583
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 7: running my mouth talking talking talking, and I don't know,

584
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 7: my dad was on my computer and you know, like

585
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 7: the screens were like your last rolls, pulls up or

586
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 7: whatever it was on anyway, I'm talking and I just

587
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 7: happened to look up and noticed that my dad's on

588
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 7: the computer and on the TV screen is a huge

589
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 7: still of me.

590
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 5: With my hands and face wrapped around. The penis.

591
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 7: Huge on my TV screen, so like really big, and

592
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 7: it's definitely me, Like there's no question about it. It's

593
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 7: definitely a penis all the way across the TV screen.

594
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 7: And I just shouted a shriek of dismiling and I

595
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,880
Speaker 7: don't mean know if words came out, and my friend

596
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 7: is just sitting there looking mortified, like laughing and then

597
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 7: shocked at the same time. And I go over to

598
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 7: the couch and I just slam the top of my

599
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 7: laptop down. I'm like what, I don't even know. I

600
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 7: didn't even look to make eye contact with my father.

601
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 7: I just stepped my head into the couch and died.

602
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 7: I think I started crying. I don't know if I was,

603
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:56,719
Speaker 7: I was laughing.

604
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 5: I was crying.

605
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,640
Speaker 7: I was so fucking embarrassed. I've never been more embarrassed

606
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 7: as a grown woman in my life. And then I

607
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 7: was just looking at my friend and she then she

608
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 7: later tells me she's like, girl, you were.

609
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 5: Just running your mouth. You didn't even notice it for

610
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,479
Speaker 5: like thirty seconds. She said, I need.

611
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 7: She's like, I could see your dad panicking. He was

612
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 7: trying to she was trying to get it down. I

613
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 7: felt so bad.

614
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 5: She's like, in my head, I was like, get it, mouse,

615
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 5: get it down, get it. She's like, I didn't want

616
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 5: you to see. She's like, oh my god, is that

617
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 5: what I think it is.

618
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 7: She's like, girl, So to make matters worse, my dad

619
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 7: thinks he's such a fucking comedian. Instead of just exiting

620
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 7: stage left like any normal parent would do in such

621
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 7: an awkward moment, my dad's like.

622
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 5: I knew you were a brett. I mean he just

623
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 5: smoke some weed on that one. No, Dad, just fucking leave,

624
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 5: please God.

625
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 4: Please No.

626
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: I don't know.

627
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 6: I would have to leave if he's at my house,

628
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 6: I know, but like imagine, like if that happened to

629
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 6: you and actually happened to me and Luna, I'd probably

630
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 6: laughed too, But like your dad is different. I don't know.

631
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 4: Maybe I wouldn't.

632
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 6: Maybe i'd be mortified to and be like Okay, I'm

633
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 6: gonna go now, or do you want to talk about

634
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 6: this like you.

635
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 4: Want to talk about this?

636
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 5: No, no, let's get high, Like what the fuck? And

637
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 5: then he stayed like thirty forty one minutes and I pleasedly.

638
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 7: Then when he left to me, I was like, oh

639
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 7: my god, definitely the top was the top most darrassing

640
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 7: things ever in my life.

641
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 5: Till this day.

642
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 6: That is like, you can't talk that, like my next

643
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 6: one isn't going to top that, because there's just nothing

644
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 6: worse than I mean, well, it's kind of like, w

645
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 6: you walk in on your parents, Like I walked in

646
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 6: on my mom having sex.

647
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 4: That's probably one of her topic.

648
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 5: Oh my god, how did you like you didn't hear

649
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 5: you hear it?

650
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 4: I feel like every kid has walked in on their parents.

651
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 4: My name me blocked it out.

652
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 6: The thing. But the thing, the thing that was traumatic

653
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 6: about when I walked in it was that my mom

654
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 6: thought I was like a robber or.

655
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 4: Something, and so she kicked the shit out of me.

656
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 4: I think she kicked She kicked my stomach like with

657
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 4: both her feet really hard.

658
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 5: And how old are you?

659
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 4: I was probably like mm seven, I like flew across

660
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 4: the room. I like the air was knocked from me.

661
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: I was like, because you.

662
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 6: Yes, and so not only did I have to witness that,

663
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 6: but I also got like hurt in the process.

664
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

665
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, so my this might be my last one

666
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 6: because I can't think of any other ones. I feel like,

667
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 6: I feel like, okay, well whatever, let me say.

668
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 4: I know there's salmis. Probably was really drunk when they happened,

669
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 4: or like.

670
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 5: Hi, and I can't remember because I made your embarrassed.

671
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 4: They should have been embarrassing even that they weren't. This

672
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 4: one was recently. This was last year.

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00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 6: I was like at this store and I had bought

674
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 6: some cute ship and had spent some money, and I

675
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 6: was feeling myself and I was like.

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Speaker 4: Okay, get my bags, thank you, thank you so much

677
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 4: for your help. Oh yes, I'll be back, you know.

678
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 6: And I'm on my phone like texting, and the windows

679
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 6: of the store were like floor to ceiling like sea

680
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 6: through windows, and so I was texting and I literally

681
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 6: walked directly into the glass like at full speed, like

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00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 6: full like rushing walking speed because I was in a

683
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 6: rush too, and so I hit like the sound was

684
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 6: so loud that my nose to window, Like what that

685
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 6: sounded like was terrible, Like I knew for sure, I

686
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 6: broke my nose. So then I fall Immediately my nose

687
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 6: starts bleeding and I'm crying and I'm trying but I'm embarrassed.

688
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 4: And I'm trying not to cry but it hurts so bad.

689
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 4: And they all I'm like, oh my god, oh my god,

690
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 4: like the whole fucking store.

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00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: Are you okay? Okay, I'm like I'm die.

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00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 4: They're like, oh my god, you should go get some ice,

693
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 4: and no one offers to help me. Really, They're like,

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00:30:59,160 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 4: we need to.

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00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 5: Go get you should go get ice.

696
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 4: No, I feel like you should go get some ice

697
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 4: for your nose.

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00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 6: Oh my god. So I go like my like make

699
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 6: like I clean up my bloody dose, and then I

700
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 6: go across the way to get some ice at this

701
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 6: coffee bean because it was like at you know, the

702
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 6: village and moped Topanga.

703
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 4: It's like an outdoor yeah, yeah, small situation.

704
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 6: So I go to the coffee Bean and I'm like

705
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 6: like trying not to cry scene and I'm sniffling, and

706
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 6: I'm there's a huge line, like I'm not waiting this

707
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 6: line for fucking ice.

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00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 4: So I go up to the counter. I'm like, Hi,

709
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 4: can I please get some ice? And she's He's like,

710
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 4: you need to wait in line. I just started crying.

711
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 4: I was like, so he's like, what the fuck?

712
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 6: So then he gives me the He gives me the ice,

713
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 6: and I just sit next to like a coy fish

714
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 6: pond for like an hour as children play around me

715
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 6: and I lay on my back and they're like, why

716
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 6: is this situ love bench?

717
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 4: I couldn't dry. My mom had to come get me.

718
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 4: My mom care. I couldn't dry.

719
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 7: I needed a moment where you that dismayed that your

720
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 7: mom had to come catch She was in the area.

721
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 4: I called her. I was like, my nose, I think

722
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 4: I broke my note.

723
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 6: I really still had thought I broke my nose because

724
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 6: you know, and so she was like what, I'm down

725
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 6: the street, I'm coming.

726
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 4: She came and she was like, oh honey, it is

727
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 4: like it's kind of fucked up.

728
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 6: I had this lump on one side and I had

729
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 6: to go to this event that night, so I had

730
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 6: to literally like I contoured my nose like never before.

731
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 4: It was like drag queens.

732
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: Oh naraw oh man.

733
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was that was pretty embarrassing.

734
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 5: That's pretty funny. Is that conclude her embarrassing moments?

735
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: You don't have any more.

736
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 6: That's it.

737
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 5: That's I got.

738
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I don't have any either. I mean we

739
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,479
Speaker 6: could end it there. I was also what if I did?

740
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 6: Have you ever heard of that game? Would you rather?

741
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 6: This made me think of would you rather?

742
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 4: Have you ever played it?

743
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 6: Like?

744
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 5: Didn't I ask it?

745
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:57,719
Speaker 2: Oh?

746
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 6: No?

747
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 5: I said, fuck Mary?

748
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 6: Ye oh yeah, fuck Mary? Gil I saw I saw

749
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 6: them in the shade Room recently. Is it not like

750
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 6: a thing even before that?

751
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the thing before the shade room.

752
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 5: That's actually then actual thing. I mean, what would you

753
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 5: rather like?

754
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 4: Would you rather.

755
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 6: Be funny but kind of look dumb, or be super

756
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 6: smart but without a sense of humor? Would you rather

757
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 6: that's what's really lame?

758
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 5: Are you looking these up?

759
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 4: No, I'm looking at one.

760
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 5: You're a fucking nerd? You know you're googling? Is killing me?

761
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 6: Like?

762
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 5: Who googles this ship?

763
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 4: It's on BuzzFeed? You'd rather be super?

764
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 2: Like?

765
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 6: Would you no longer feel any sexual pleasure or never

766
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 6: be able to eat.

767
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 4: Your favorite food? Again, that's a legitimate question.

768
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 5: I have a lot of favorite foods, so yeah, I'll

769
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 5: choose one.

770
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 7: I mean, I have a lot of different favorite foods.

771
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 7: I'll take one of those off the list. I knew

772
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 7: a friend she was Ethiopian, and they circumcised. Now you

773
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 7: can't eat any well, I know William saying you can't

774
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 7: enjoy sexual pleasure.

775
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, can you not enjoy anything pleasure?

776
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 5: We don't have a clip?

777
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you can enjoy.

778
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 6: Sex internally too. I mean, of course the clip is

779
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 6: like you know that the frost, the pie or whatever.

780
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,919
Speaker 5: I mean, it's package deal.

781
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 4: I know, like it's terrible.

782
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 5: Who cares she gets fifty for such the pleasure she

783
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 5: got circumcised.

784
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

785
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 4: No, I didn't mean it like that. Oh my god,

786
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 4: this is why.

787
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 6: This is why.

788
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 4: So I guess that concludes our episode. It was pretty chill.

789
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 4: You got to know us a little bit. No, we

790
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 4: just want to get those things out of the way early,

791
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 4: you know, just get to the good ship.

792
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 5: Just say no. You know, we all fart.

793
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 6: I think it was really important that you knew that

794
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 6: I farted in someone's face while they were going down

795
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 6: on me.

796
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 4: I think that's pretty crucial to the root of who

797
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 4: I am.

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00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 7: Just you know, once I did fart in someone's face,

799
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 7: that is probably like, fine, that's pretty embarrassing.

800
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 5: It's like every girl's worst nightmare.

801
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 6: I know, but I feel like it's I feel like it.

802
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 6: I feel like it's something that goes I'm like untalked about.

803
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm not the only one.

804
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 5: No, for sure, you're not sure. You're not the one one.

805
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 4: Doesn't let me know, let me know.

806
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 7: If you have any embarrassing moments, please feel free to

807
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 7: share or hori please or topic suggestion right well, we

808
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 7: will catch.

809
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 4: You next time.

810
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 6: Go follow us on Instagram at Good Mom's Underscore, Bad

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Speaker 6: Choices Oday, Got.

812
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: Money but.

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00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 2: You say two.

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00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: Weekend? And Bunny but always to Chad