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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret text in four one

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Speaker 1: oh six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything, literally, whatever you want, because

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Speaker 1: nobody even knows who you are. We don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is. So on the phone right now,

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Speaker 1: one of our anonymous listeners to tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret that they have. What's your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little bit nervous. Um, well, uh, okay, my

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret is I I've never liked my mother

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Speaker 1: in law. Okay, I think a lot of people are

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Speaker 1: that secret. Yes, but she was an awful, awful, terrible person.

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Speaker 1: Said yeah, well, um, and I think my husband even

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Speaker 1: feels the same way. But but we we have her

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Speaker 1: m ashes on the mantel oh our house, and I

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Speaker 1: don't know, I just haven't been able to forgive her

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Speaker 1: for a lot of stuff. So I took I mean

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Speaker 1: not all of them, but I took a little bit

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Speaker 1: of her ashes and you know, angrily flushed them down

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Speaker 1: the toilet. Oh wow, what so many questions? Yeah, a

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Speaker 1: lot of questions because you know that you did that? No,

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Speaker 1: do you know? Are you not? Like? Do you not

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Speaker 1: believe in karma, Like, how did you even take him

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Speaker 1: out of the Okay, I have just a pinch, Like

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Speaker 1: are you grabbing salt? I mean did you use did

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Speaker 1: you gloves or like did you you know, like a yeah,

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Speaker 1: like a spoon. I don't know, if a little bit.

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Speaker 1: I was. I was feeling really angry at the time.

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Speaker 1: I just grabbed a little bit and I was kind

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Speaker 1: of like, ask you, and then I just flushed in

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Speaker 1: the toilet and I felt amazing after. Wow, I think

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Speaker 1: it's okay, especially you know, it's just because she passed

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Speaker 1: away doesn't mean she, you know, was a great person, right,

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I'll never open that thing up. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know if she was a terrible person, Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: you were thinking about it so much where you looked

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Speaker 1: at her ashes and you're like, you know what, no,

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Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta, I gotta have the last word

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Speaker 1: here or whatever some of her ashes down the toilet.

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Speaker 1: I mean it was just a little bit. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: are you going to take that one to the grave? Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: a rim shot for that. You should take that secret

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Speaker 1: to the grave or to the toilet. Oh and then

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Speaker 1: now you have to have a joke crematory. Oh wait,

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Speaker 1: it's cremated. Don't worry. The joke fruined right by the way.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. No problem. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd care if whatever anybody did

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Speaker 1: with my ashes or my body if I was buried,

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't. I don't know. I don't think so. I

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Speaker 1: think it would be funny if somebody flushed me down

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Speaker 1: the toilet. I do. I think I would, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't be alive. I want your ashes

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Speaker 1: to be really where I want them, but I would

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Speaker 1: be like, Wow, they hated me. That's hilarious that they

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Speaker 1: hated me that much. It would you guys care if

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Speaker 1: somebody flushed your ashes down the toilet? I mean the ultimate? No,

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Speaker 1: because I'm dead, I wouldn't care. Yeah, no, baby? Or

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Speaker 1: did you like there was somebody was a snoop dog

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Speaker 1: that smoked somebody's ashes. Oh, that would be done? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What thing? It was that awesome? Smoking somebody's ashes? You

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Speaker 1: tell me how that tastes. It might not have been him,

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Speaker 1: but let me check. Okay, so I guess it wasn't

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Speaker 1: snoop Dog. Oh but okay. Two box homies, the outlaws.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know they're anyway wrap, but anyway,

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Speaker 1: I guess they smoked his ashes okay after he passed. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's like a nice group of friends. That is bizarre.

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Speaker 1: You guys, would would you? You wouldn't smoke my ashes

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Speaker 1: if I passed? No, Oh, I'd smoke your ashes. That's

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Speaker 1: a nice thing to say the first time text in

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Speaker 1: four one or six one? Would you smoke someone's ashes

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Speaker 1: after they pay? Or would you be offended if somebody's

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Speaker 1: smoke yours? The Jebel Show on demand