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Speaker 1: Yo to make fun of us, so you hear us

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Speaker 1: sound like weird idiots. Right after this, it's the Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on. It's one of six point one. Get up,

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Speaker 1: I get down and I'm jumping around in the rumps

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Speaker 1: and rocks. Are comfortable on that. But I'm thinking it's

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Speaker 1: time to go. So I got an apartment across from

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Speaker 1: the park, brooking walk in my fridge. Still I'm not

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Speaker 1: feeling right, but I'm thinking it's time to go. Here

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Speaker 1: we go get face and everybody reading you, everybody coming,

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Speaker 1: Let's go always game to try, whatever coming, Let's go

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Speaker 1: out game. Feel like I'm gonna puke because my taxes

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Speaker 1: are do do. My past will begin with the one,

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Speaker 1: Horror two and the other. But I'm thinking it's time

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Speaker 1: to grow. Metrono man, I'm up to something. Who delighted

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Speaker 1: or thank you? I'll for coming. I won't be like

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Speaker 1: the show because it's on a budget. So who de

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Speaker 1: lady do ain't come here? We go here, we got

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Speaker 1: your best space and everybody retain you desn everybody come,

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Speaker 1: hay Let's go always a game. He reb I'm way

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Speaker 1: to to try, so whatever gome, hay, let's go always

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Speaker 1: a bame go so but job best face on everybody, Britta,

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Speaker 1: and you know this song, everybody coming, Let's go out

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Speaker 1: with a bang, Here we go, face every everybody, Let's

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Speaker 1: go out, Let's go out, Here we go. Last time

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Speaker 1: we did this segment, somebody texts it into four six

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Speaker 1: one saying they literally had to pull their car over

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Speaker 1: because they were crying from laughing. So either they have

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Speaker 1: a terrible sense of humor or it was really funny.

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Speaker 1: I'm hoping it's the latter, I think, and not the

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Speaker 1: first part. It's The Jewel Show. But we work in

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Speaker 1: a radio studio. If you no, yes, we do. I know.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it's hard to tell where we are, but we

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Speaker 1: work in a radio studio, so there's microphones around us

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Speaker 1: all the time, and when we're off air, a lot

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Speaker 1: of times we get into conversations about random topics, and

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Speaker 1: our producers record us, sometimes without us even knowing. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know how they do that. I feel like

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Speaker 1: that's illegal. One we should have them locked up, especially

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Speaker 1: with the audio that we're about to blay for you.

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Speaker 1: But they record us sometimes having random conversations, and then

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Speaker 1: we fought out that for their own enjoyment. They slow

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Speaker 1: it down and we sound like we're either high or

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Speaker 1: drunk or stupid or both. Last time they caught us

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Speaker 1: talking about aliens. Yeah, it actually it sounded like we

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Speaker 1: were having the weirdest conversation ever, which I think we

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Speaker 1: were having the weirdest conversation ever. But yeah, do this

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Speaker 1: even your daily life, if you can record your conversation,

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Speaker 1: Record a conversation with a friend and then slow it down,

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Speaker 1: because you'll listen back and go, man, I'm an idiot.

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Speaker 1: So here is a clip, regular speed of one of

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Speaker 1: the conversations that they caught of us talking about raccoons.

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Speaker 1: Raccoons are scary animals. They scare me big time. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to pet raccoon for a long time. What you

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Speaker 1: can give them? You can get pet raccoons. Yeah, they're

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Speaker 1: on you have to go through like the back door

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Speaker 1: web and stuff. It's like every single raccoon I've ever

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Speaker 1: known has had rabies. How many have you known? Have

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Speaker 1: you tested? Okay, that conversation right there, man, I guarantee

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Speaker 1: it is going to sound ridiculous slowed down. This is

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Speaker 1: what our producers do in their spare time. Raccoons are

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Speaker 1: to pet raccoons for a long time. What you can

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Speaker 1: get them? You can get pet raccoons. Yeah, they're on

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Speaker 1: and stuff. It's like exoted. That's a common misconception actually

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Speaker 1: Very single raccoon I've ever known as had rabies. How

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Speaker 1: good question. How many raccoons have I tested for rabies?

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Speaker 1: probably do. I stand by my point. That is not true. No,

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Speaker 1: it is. If you get scratched by raccoon, you're probably

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Speaker 1: getting rabies and dying. Raccoons are evil, evil creatures, and

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Speaker 1: they make everybody think that they're cute. Yeah, a little

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Speaker 1: band it's running around getting in your trash can. First

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Speaker 1: of all, they eat trash, disgusting. They lumber through city. Okay,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna grab this and slow it down at some point.

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Speaker 1: They lumber through city streets and they intimidate people. Raccoons

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Speaker 1: are bullies. They're super cute when they're babies, but when

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Speaker 1: get jumped by raccoons on the way high. I have

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Speaker 1: There's not a day goes by that I don't worry

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Speaker 1: about it. They're not standing in alleyways with baseball bats like, yes,

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Speaker 1: every single morning, every single morning, I'm not exaggerating, for

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Speaker 1: the year that I lived there, there was a raccoon

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Speaker 1: was waiting for the perfect opportunity to pounce on me

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Speaker 1: and give me ra Yeah, raccoon, Yeah, I think it

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Speaker 1: noticed that I was scared the first time I saw it,

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Speaker 1: because I remember the first time I saw it still vividly.

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Speaker 1: I opened up the gate. I saw the raccoon crossing

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god. And then I waited

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Speaker 1: and waited and waited. See, he was probably thinking the

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Speaker 1: same thing. He's like, who's this widow that's on my schedule? Now? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but he actually probably saw you and that you were scared,

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Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, my message. And that's what I

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Speaker 1: did every single day for a year. That raccoon tormented me.

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Speaker 1: That's why raccoons are bullies. Oh oh, and look, based

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Speaker 1: on conversation about raccoons, our producers already slow some bless

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Speaker 1: some of it down. Oh, of course raccoons are bullies.

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Speaker 1: They're super cute on their babies, but when they grow up,

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Speaker 1: not so much raccoon. You guys, it jumped by raccoons

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Speaker 1: Then no standing in alleyways with baseball bats like, yes

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Speaker 1: they racco Okay, raccoons do do that. So good. All right,

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Speaker 1: hot take on raccoons? Rabies or no rabies, and no

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Speaker 1: standing in alleyways with baseball bats like yes they racco okay,

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Speaker 1: raccoons do do that? Are your phone branks coming up

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Speaker 1: at eight twenty. It's a jewel show. One hits one

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Speaker 1: on six point one. The kings how they queens on

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Speaker 1: the door you were pop shampain raizor toes to all

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Speaker 1: the queens who are finding long lady or not dancing

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Speaker 1: on your own? Can live without me? You want you Canna.

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Speaker 1: It's funny, but honey can run the show on your own.

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Speaker 1: I can feel my body shake. There's only so much

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Speaker 1: I can say. He gonna show you how a real

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Speaker 1: queen be damns on the stress on me to save me?

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Speaker 1: When I stop, Baby boy, you can save me and

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Speaker 1: you might think I'm weak? Would body soul the one

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Speaker 1: eppy baby than your fin Kames Hay queens on the

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Speaker 1: door were pop shamvain razor toes to queen to a

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Speaker 1: fighting baby. You're not dancing on your own? Just so

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Speaker 1: baby and the baby it's off with you. It all

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Speaker 1: change it and make it a world you forget. No

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Speaker 1: damns on the stress, don't need to save me whence

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Speaker 1: I stop being the fighter. You can't say me if

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Speaker 1: you might be gone weak without So that I'm sure

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Speaker 1: than I ever was becking that rings on the door,

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Speaker 1: we would shampain and raising. Tools to all the queen

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Speaker 1: to a fighting a baby, you're not dancing on your

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Speaker 1: own and just can't come over a space at the

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Speaker 1: time the queen's afraid will go. Remember day you'll get

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Speaker 1: too close to get a loyalty hid, so breathe it

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Speaker 1: into food and reason. Tools to all the queen who

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Speaker 1: are fighting baby, not dancing on your