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Speaker 1: in time and overall. Who's the happiest person on this show? Jose? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say me, he's like he's like a puppy,

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Speaker 1: just wagging his tail constantly. Absolutely, yeah, I like, hey,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do a phone tap. It's definitely Jose. I mean,

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Speaker 1: some of our listeners wonder how he could possibly laugh

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Speaker 1: as much as he does, But it's just really who

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Speaker 1: he is. Come to a comedy show, you'll see, it's

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Speaker 1: really who I am. I was gonna say, think of

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Speaker 1: a baby. There's a lot of colors on the on

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Speaker 1: the board. Yeah, so it makes me smile. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's bursting with positive energy. But what happens when he

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Speaker 1: feels that he's been wrong? Oh no, he gets upset.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, he demands answers. Yeah, it's a different Jose.

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Speaker 1: You're not used to get at I don't know if

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Speaker 1: that's how he is in real life. Probably not. He

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Speaker 1: probably just plays more video games. In the phone tap world,

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Speaker 1: it's different. And today Jose calls a department store because

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Speaker 1: he's upset about something, and you're gonna hear, Jose, have

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Speaker 1: no chill in your new phone tap right now the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Good afternoon. Thank you for calling department store. This is Lisa.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hi, Lisa, my name's Jerry,

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Speaker 1: and I'm a customer of yours, and I'm just going

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Speaker 1: to be up front and tell you I'm not very

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Speaker 1: happy right now. Okay, So I'm sorry to hear that.

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Speaker 1: I'm curious. Do you have a policy where you're supposed

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Speaker 1: to lie to your customers or am I the only

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Speaker 1: one being lied to? Um? I'm not sure what is

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Speaker 1: going on with your situation, but maybe you could I

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Speaker 1: explain it to me. Well, I was in your store

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Speaker 1: about a month ago and I bought a pair of

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Speaker 1: running shoes from you. Okay? Was there something wrong with

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Speaker 1: his shoes? Was something wrong with them? That's an understatement, Sarah. Well,

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Speaker 1: if you could be just a little bit more specific,

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Speaker 1: I can't help you unless you tell me exactly what's wrong? Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: here's a situation. My whole life, I've had a goal

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Speaker 1: to finish a marathon just one time. So I bought

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Speaker 1: a pair of running shoes from you. Oh okay, I'm listening. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I finished dead last. I'm sorry to hear that.

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Speaker 1: Did you not just hear what I said? I bought

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Speaker 1: your professional running shoes, went into a race and did

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Speaker 1: the worst anyone could possibly do in that race. Man,

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Speaker 1: So there was even a small dog in one of

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Speaker 1: those little like two wheeled cards thingies, and it beat

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Speaker 1: me to the finish line. What it was completely embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: I swear I saw kids laughing at me as I crossed,

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Speaker 1: And I would like to know what you are going

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Speaker 1: to do about that, just a little bit of you

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Speaker 1: are Are you saying that the shoes were the problem? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't me. I trained for two days before the event,

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Speaker 1: two days, yes, And I even stopped eating junk food

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Speaker 1: an hour before the race, So yeah, it was the shoes.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you're an investigator, but put two

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Speaker 1: and two together. Please. I'm not an investigator, obviously, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I have run track in the past, and I know

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Speaker 1: that you need to train for a lot longer than

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Speaker 1: two days for a marathon. So okay, look, it was

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Speaker 1: technically a half marathon, so maybe your rules of training

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Speaker 1: are different from this one. So um, sorry that you

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Speaker 1: lost the race. You don't sound sorry, to be honest,

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Speaker 1: Well I really maybe an apology. I did apologize. I

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Speaker 1: said I was sorry that I wanted a sincere apology.

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Speaker 1: Understand that you you know, you trained really hard kind of,

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Speaker 1: but our policy is that once you've wren the shoes,

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Speaker 1: and obviously you wore them, that they cannot be returned.

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Speaker 1: Is this a kind of scam that you're running over there, okay,

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Speaker 1: because I don't fall for crap like this. Well, it's

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Speaker 1: not a scam, sirs. Our policy. I mean, you just

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Speaker 1: admitted to me that you took the shoes. You ran

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Speaker 1: a marathon, and you lost badly, and now you want

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Speaker 1: to blame the shoes. So so what are you trying

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Speaker 1: to suggest like I didn't like run in a straight line,

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Speaker 1: like it was my suggested in anything. I'm just telling

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Speaker 1: you what the policy is. A policy is the shoes

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Speaker 1: cannot be returned. Okay, Because if you're asking if I

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Speaker 1: ran a straight line, the answer is I didn't because

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Speaker 1: I did a lot of research. All right, you probably

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Speaker 1: know about crocodile style what. Yeah, I did the crocodile run,

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Speaker 1: you know, like to get away from a crocodile, to

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Speaker 1: tell you the zig zag instead of running a straight line.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I zig zagged. But it didn't matter what

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Speaker 1: my strategy was at all, because we all know the

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Speaker 1: shoes were the real problem here. I mean, it sounds

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Speaker 1: like they are a lot of issues going on, yeah,

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Speaker 1: with the cheese. Yeah, but the bottom line is, are

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Speaker 1: we are not taking those shoes back? Well, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what to tell you. Okay, if you can't give

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Speaker 1: me a refund, could you at least switch him out

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Speaker 1: for some heelies or something like the shoes with the

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Speaker 1: wheels on him? Sir, listen, No, that'll make the zig

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Speaker 1: zags go a lot faster now I think about it.

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Speaker 1: That can't be done either. Like, this is getting a

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Speaker 1: little bit ridiculous at this point. Yeah, no, I agree,

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Speaker 1: this is completely ridiculous, especially because I made all this

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Speaker 1: up and you're still acting professional and you really think

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Speaker 1: I zig zag in a marathon. Huh, Sorry, this isn't real.

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Speaker 1: This is Jose for the radio show Brick and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, about to hang up like this. Don't

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend John's the one that set you up. He said,

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Speaker 1: you work at a department store and get all kinds

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Speaker 1: of real questions about boys. You kill him. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: I can hear your eyes rolling like that whole time. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you got me good. Definitely got me good. But seriously

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Speaker 1: used to run track. You're telling me you never heard

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Speaker 1: of the crocodile zig zag strategy. Oh my god, no

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Speaker 1: beach in a race backwards? Okay, weakened every morning with

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Speaker 1: funk taps weekday mornings all the twenties. Broke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning.